Dennis's School Dinners

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0:12:50 > 0:12:57.

0:13:02 > 0:13:04- Ready, Gnasher?- Let's go!

0:13:04 > 0:13:08# Playing by the rules

0:13:08 > 0:13:11# Is highly overrated

0:13:11 > 0:13:14# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah!

0:13:14 > 0:13:17# They can't hold us back

0:13:17 > 0:13:21# We'll make the most of every second

0:13:21 > 0:13:24# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah!

0:13:24 > 0:13:26# After all is said and done

0:13:26 > 0:13:28# Shout, "One for all and all for fun!"

0:13:28 > 0:13:33# Nothing's gonna bring us down today

0:13:33 > 0:13:38# Open up your eyes The world outside is waiting. #

0:13:55 > 0:13:57Gang way!

0:13:57 > 0:14:00Coming through!

0:14:00 > 0:14:02What they said!

0:14:02 > 0:14:05By the way, why are we running?

0:14:05 > 0:14:06It's lunch time.

0:14:06 > 0:14:09And it's pizza day!

0:14:09 > 0:14:10Oh, yeah!

0:14:14 > 0:14:16Frog.

0:14:16 > 0:14:19FROG CROAKS

0:14:20 > 0:14:22HE SCREAMS

0:14:25 > 0:14:27Pepper, stat.

0:14:32 > 0:14:34HE SNEEZES

0:14:34 > 0:14:35THEY SCREAM

0:14:38 > 0:14:41- Fake puke.- Plastic or rubber?

0:14:41 > 0:14:42Plastic.

0:14:46 > 0:14:49- DENNIS RETCHES - Urgh!

0:14:50 > 0:14:54Oh, yes. Go Team Menace ha-ha!

0:14:54 > 0:14:56Three large pepperonis, please.

0:14:56 > 0:14:59Deep-filled, extra everything.

0:14:59 > 0:15:02- Pizza's off.- Eh? Walter?

0:15:02 > 0:15:04Where's good old Brenda?

0:15:04 > 0:15:07Oh, good old Brenda will be absent for a few days.

0:15:07 > 0:15:10As a consequence, the headmaster has afforded me the opportunity

0:15:10 > 0:15:14to elevate nutritional standards at our beloved school.

0:15:14 > 0:15:15- Eh?- Pizza's off.

0:15:19 > 0:15:22Two bits of lettuce and a broad bean?

0:15:22 > 0:15:25I don't even like broad beans.

0:15:25 > 0:15:27Who does, Curly?

0:15:27 > 0:15:30Another pie crumb, anyone?

0:15:30 > 0:15:32Look at us.

0:15:32 > 0:15:36- Scavenging in school bags for scraps.- Oh, bread stick.

0:15:36 > 0:15:39- CRUNCH - Old pencil.

0:15:39 > 0:15:42Kids like us need real food and if we've got to make with some

0:15:42 > 0:15:47serious menacing to get it, that's an added bonus.

0:15:47 > 0:15:53So there I was helping a family of hedgehogs across the autobahn...

0:15:53 > 0:15:54DOOR SLAMS

0:15:54 > 0:15:56But with my nutritionally balanced menu,

0:15:56 > 0:15:59pupils will benefit from an immediate improvement...

0:15:59 > 0:16:01Do your worst, Bea.

0:16:04 > 0:16:06PFFTT!

0:16:06 > 0:16:09..along with a nine percent reduction in a tendency to be

0:16:09 > 0:16:11irritating, smelly little oiks.

0:16:15 > 0:16:16Urgh!

0:16:18 > 0:16:22Nine percent? You are clever, Walter.

0:16:22 > 0:16:26Come, sir. Observe.

0:16:26 > 0:16:28CHILDREN MOAN

0:16:36 > 0:16:41- He, he fired you?- No, he threw up in my chef's hat.

0:16:41 > 0:16:44Then he fired me.

0:16:44 > 0:16:48- And goodness knows who will get to do tomorrow's school lunch.- Hello, sir.

0:16:48 > 0:16:51My Auntie Beryl does catering.

0:16:51 > 0:16:54Nutritious, delicious dinners?

0:16:54 > 0:16:57Yeah, why not give her a call? Bye.

0:16:59 > 0:17:01TELEPHONE RINGS

0:17:01 > 0:17:05- MIMICS WOMAN:- Hello? Yes this is Auntie Beryl's catering service.

0:17:09 > 0:17:11Let's go serve up some fun.

0:17:13 > 0:17:15PUPILS: Ooh! Ah!

0:17:25 > 0:17:30- MIMICS WOMAN: - Mmmm, lovely. Who's for pizza?

0:17:30 > 0:17:31PUPILS: Woo! Yeah!

0:17:34 > 0:17:36We're running out of mash.

0:17:38 > 0:17:40Gnash-gnash-gnash-gnash.

0:17:47 > 0:17:53Sir, sir! Those dinner ladies, they're impostors. It's Dennis.

0:17:53 > 0:17:54What?

0:17:54 > 0:17:59- Don't be so silly, Walter. It's his Auntie Beryl.- But, sir, look.

0:18:03 > 0:18:05One of them is a dog.

0:18:05 > 0:18:08Oh, Walter! I'm so sorry, Mrs...?

0:18:10 > 0:18:13Gnasher-gnasher-gnash.

0:18:13 > 0:18:17Ah, yes. Mrs Gnasher-gnasher-gnash.

0:18:17 > 0:18:23- Walter, lots of elderly ladies grow a few whiskers. Don't be so rude.- Ohh!

0:18:23 > 0:18:26DENNIS AND FRIENDS LAUGH

0:18:26 > 0:18:29Oh, seriously. I thought Walter's head was going to explode!

0:18:29 > 0:18:33- MIMICS WOMAN: - Hi, Auntie Beryl's catering here.

0:18:33 > 0:18:36Tomorrows order is six bags of potatoes...

0:18:36 > 0:18:39Oh, did you hear that, Paul? A family reunion.

0:18:39 > 0:18:43..40 packs of fish fingers, 50 large pies...

0:18:43 > 0:18:45150, very large.

0:18:45 > 0:18:52..make that 150, very large pies and 227 sausages.

0:18:52 > 0:18:56- Gnash.- Sorry, 228. Thank you.

0:18:56 > 0:19:01- MIMICS WOMAN:- Hello? This is Auntie Beryl's catering again.

0:19:01 > 0:19:06I'd like to change tomorrow's lunch order.

0:19:06 > 0:19:10- What?! There's been a mistake. - No mistake, doll.

0:19:10 > 0:19:14Two tons of ice cream in one unfeasibly giant scoop.

0:19:14 > 0:19:15Ta-ra.

0:19:17 > 0:19:20He-he-he. Excellent.

0:19:20 > 0:19:22- TELEPHONE RINGS - Hello?

0:19:22 > 0:19:25- FEMALE VOICE:- Erm, hello? - Auntie Beryl,

0:19:25 > 0:19:28I've just had today's lunch order.

0:19:28 > 0:19:33- Two tons of ice cream?- Ice cream? No, no, no.

0:19:33 > 0:19:38- No ice cream here, not a single scoop.- I'm coming right over.

0:19:38 > 0:19:41PUPILS SCREAM

0:19:55 > 0:19:57And what's all this his about?

0:19:57 > 0:20:00Half a ton of live lobsters?

0:20:02 > 0:20:06Pie-Face, diversion if you please?

0:20:06 > 0:20:09Hello, have you met Paul the potato?

0:20:09 > 0:20:11He's having his nap.

0:20:13 > 0:20:15Oof, ouch.

0:20:15 > 0:20:17Get off me!

0:20:18 > 0:20:22Dennis, please tell me we are not selling cans of raspberry rocket.

0:20:24 > 0:20:27That stuff's full of sugar, kids go hyper.

0:20:27 > 0:20:29Good hyper? Or bad hyper?

0:20:29 > 0:20:31Disaster hyper.

0:20:36 > 0:20:37Ahem.

0:20:37 > 0:20:43Everyone, what ever you do, do not under any circumstances drink this.

0:20:45 > 0:20:47PUPILS: Wahoo!

0:20:49 > 0:20:51Food fight!

0:20:56 > 0:21:00- Pie-Face, get rid of this stuff! - OK, see you.

0:21:02 > 0:21:06- Curly, I didn't order any of those things.- OK, I'm back.

0:21:06 > 0:21:09- You get rid of it?- Yeah.- Where?

0:21:09 > 0:21:14- Oh, I dumped it in that big bin with a picture of a lobster on it.- Cool.

0:21:14 > 0:21:16Now... Huh! You what?!

0:21:19 > 0:21:20THEY SCREAM

0:21:22 > 0:21:24Erm, sorry to trouble you again, Auntie Beryl

0:21:24 > 0:21:30but the school food inspector has turned up. He wants to...

0:21:30 > 0:21:36- What is it you want to do again? - Inspect the school food. Obviously.

0:21:36 > 0:21:38Everything is all right, isn't it?

0:21:38 > 0:21:41- MIMICS WOMAN: - Yes. Everything's fine.

0:21:42 > 0:21:45Curly, Gnasher. You've got to delay this inspector guy.

0:21:47 > 0:21:50OK. All we've got to do is calm every one down

0:21:50 > 0:21:53and get rid of an army of hyper lobsters. Can't be that hard.

0:21:55 > 0:22:00Listen up, you lot! Everybody got to chill, right now! Or else!

0:22:03 > 0:22:05WHIRRING AND DRILLING

0:22:07 > 0:22:11Well she's not our usual dinner lady but... Agh!

0:22:11 > 0:22:14SLURPING

0:22:14 > 0:22:18Herbal tea. Brilliant, eh? Now we just need to...

0:22:22 > 0:22:24Sorry, all gone.

0:22:26 > 0:22:28Uh-oh.

0:22:30 > 0:22:32WHIRRING AND DRILLING

0:22:32 > 0:22:35And then there's Mrs Gnasher-gnasher-gnash.

0:22:35 > 0:22:39Lovely lady but don't mention the beard.

0:22:39 > 0:22:41Golly, hello, Mrs Creecher.

0:22:48 > 0:22:51OK. Plan D and G it is.

0:22:53 > 0:22:55Just change suck to blow.

0:22:57 > 0:22:59This ought to cool everyone down.

0:23:07 > 0:23:09THEY SCREAM

0:23:13 > 0:23:18Walter? Disguise, rubbish. Timing, perfect.

0:23:22 > 0:23:27- Walter!- I can explain. Uh. No, no, I can't.

0:23:34 > 0:23:37- Two lettuce leaves and a broad bean? - Next.

0:23:40 > 0:23:43Great to have you back, Brenda.

0:23:45 > 0:23:47Gnash!

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