Escape From Detention

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04Ready, Gnasher? Let's go!

0:00:04 > 0:00:08# Playing by the rules

0:00:08 > 0:00:11# Is highly overrated

0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah!

0:00:14 > 0:00:17# They can't hold us back

0:00:17 > 0:00:21# We'll make the most of every second

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah!

0:00:24 > 0:00:26# After all is said and done

0:00:26 > 0:00:28# Shout, "One for all and all for fun!"

0:00:28 > 0:00:33# Nothing's gonna bring us down today

0:00:33 > 0:00:38# Open up your eyes The world outside is waiting. #

0:00:53 > 0:00:59Ah, break time. Oh, phwoar!

0:00:59 > 0:01:02Oh, Headmaster.

0:01:02 > 0:01:04Oh, it wasn't me.

0:01:04 > 0:01:06THEY LAUGH

0:01:09 > 0:01:11Detention!

0:01:15 > 0:01:18Sorry, but we just can't do this detention.

0:01:18 > 0:01:19Places to go, people to menace.

0:01:19 > 0:01:22Well, you should have thought of that earlier, shouldn't you, Dennis?

0:01:22 > 0:01:27P-l-e-a-s-e, Mrs Creecher, it'll clear in a few hours.

0:01:27 > 0:01:29I promise I'll make it up to you.

0:01:29 > 0:01:32You'll make it up to me by writing a thousand times,

0:01:32 > 0:01:35"I will not make stink bombs ever again."

0:01:38 > 0:01:41Oh, this is bad. Really bad.

0:01:41 > 0:01:45Oh, what's wrong, Dennis? We've done loads of detentions.

0:01:45 > 0:01:48Yeah, and it's not that long a sentence.

0:01:48 > 0:01:52Yeah, but Mayor Scrimp's unveiling his new statue at five o'clock.

0:01:56 > 0:01:58- He-he-he.- He-he.

0:01:59 > 0:02:02Time for some menacing genius.

0:02:02 > 0:02:04I have to be there.

0:02:04 > 0:02:103.30! Better get a code one menace alert to Gnasher to help spring us.

0:02:10 > 0:02:12BOTH: A code one?!

0:02:12 > 0:02:14Trust me, it'll be worth it.

0:02:30 > 0:02:32Gnash-gnash-gnash-gnash.

0:02:32 > 0:02:34Hmm?

0:02:37 > 0:02:40Gnash! Gnash-gnash-gnash-gnash-gnash!

0:02:47 > 0:02:50Gnash-gnash-gnash-gnash-gnash!

0:02:51 > 0:02:52Oh!

0:02:54 > 0:02:56OK. Time for plan B.

0:02:56 > 0:02:59What about the torturing teacher over there?

0:02:59 > 0:03:02This calls for a 40 wink, blink, think,

0:03:02 > 0:03:06to get us out of the clink, and I know just the think.

0:03:06 > 0:03:07I mean thing.

0:03:07 > 0:03:12And the key for the ref is to make sure the last defender is in line.

0:03:12 > 0:03:15SHE SNORES

0:03:15 > 0:03:19- He-he, offside rule nap attack. Works every time.- Brill, Curly.

0:03:19 > 0:03:23Now, let's bust out of here, find Gnasher and leg it to the park.

0:03:31 > 0:03:36Hmmm. Another faulty ball. I must have a word with the manufacturers.

0:03:37 > 0:03:40OK, plan C.

0:03:40 > 0:03:42SHE SNORES

0:03:42 > 0:03:45A-ha! The confiscation cupboard.

0:03:45 > 0:03:49Should be one or two useful things of mine in there.

0:03:51 > 0:03:52Oof, oh.

0:03:52 > 0:03:55- Oh.- Oh.

0:03:55 > 0:03:57SHE SNORES

0:03:57 > 0:03:59Phew, that was close.

0:04:01 > 0:04:03Now, who's good at tying knots?

0:04:06 > 0:04:09No, no, no, Dudley. You've got it all wrong.

0:04:09 > 0:04:13- It was Mahler's Seventh Symphony that was in E minor.- What the?

0:04:16 > 0:04:22Well, well, well. I wonder what the headmaster would say if he saw this.

0:04:22 > 0:04:24Let's find out, shall we?

0:04:27 > 0:04:31Brill plan, Dennis. Just enough time to get a quick bit of pie.

0:04:31 > 0:04:36- No can do. We've got to get to the park before five.- Ahem. Dennis.

0:04:38 > 0:04:42Sir, this is just the kind of irresponsible behaviour

0:04:42 > 0:04:45- I've come to expect from these rapscallions.- What?!

0:04:45 > 0:04:46You snitch, Walter!

0:04:46 > 0:04:49What he means is,

0:04:49 > 0:04:52we were just checking out the emergency escape routes are working.

0:04:52 > 0:04:55You know, in case of an emergency.

0:04:55 > 0:04:58Yep, no, that all seems to be fine.

0:04:58 > 0:05:03- Oh, please! You're not going to fall for that, are you, Headmaster?- What?

0:05:03 > 0:05:07- Oh, no. Of course not. I wasn't born yesterday.- Oh, course you weren't.

0:05:07 > 0:05:10You're much, much, much older than that.

0:05:10 > 0:05:12ALL: Ooh!

0:05:12 > 0:05:14Oh.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16It's better if I keep an eye on them from now on.

0:05:16 > 0:05:21- I already know the offside rule. - Are you sure, Headmaster?

0:05:21 > 0:05:25Yes, yes, don't worry. I've recruited a little extra help.

0:05:27 > 0:05:29Jump to it, men.

0:05:29 > 0:05:33I want those prisoners contained, whatever it takes.

0:05:42 > 0:05:45He's been listening to too many of the Colonel's war stories.

0:05:45 > 0:05:47Walter's not the only one we have to get past.

0:05:51 > 0:05:52No worries.

0:05:52 > 0:05:57Headmaster? Have you met Paul, the potato?

0:06:00 > 0:06:07Paul thinks you are feeling very sleepy.

0:06:07 > 0:06:11Oh, I see what you're doing. Well, you won't catch me. I'm...

0:06:11 > 0:06:13HE SNORES

0:06:13 > 0:06:16Well done, Pie-Face. You too, Paul.

0:06:16 > 0:06:17Right, you thinking what I'm thinking?

0:06:17 > 0:06:21Oh, definitely! Brilliant, Dennis! Genius, yeah!

0:06:21 > 0:06:23No, sorry, no idea.

0:06:23 > 0:06:28It's finally time for plan D. Cover me, men. I'm going in.

0:06:33 > 0:06:37They're coming! Stand by to repel!

0:06:37 > 0:06:38BOTH: Sir, yes, sir!

0:06:40 > 0:06:45Cha-a-a-a-r-g-e!

0:06:45 > 0:06:50Call that a water pistol? This is a water pistol.

0:06:54 > 0:07:00OK, so, they have the doors and the windows covered.

0:07:00 > 0:07:03FLOORBOARD CREAKS

0:07:03 > 0:07:06But we haven't tried going down.

0:07:15 > 0:07:17FLOOR RUMBLES

0:07:17 > 0:07:22No-one under here, just mice. Erm, squeak.

0:07:22 > 0:07:24SHE SCREAMS

0:07:26 > 0:07:30Oh, how much further? I'm starving.

0:07:31 > 0:07:35By my calculations, we should be underneath

0:07:35 > 0:07:37the perimeter fence round about...

0:07:37 > 0:07:41- next Tuesday.- Well, that's no good, Curly.

0:07:41 > 0:07:44Got to be there by five o'clock or we'll miss everything.

0:07:44 > 0:07:45WHIRRING AND DRILLING

0:07:45 > 0:07:47What's that noise?

0:07:47 > 0:07:51- My stomach?- Nope. I'd know that sound anywhere.

0:07:54 > 0:07:57Brilliant, Gnasher! I knew you'd get here. Eventually.

0:07:57 > 0:07:58Gnash-gnash.

0:07:58 > 0:08:02Gnasher got in. We can go out the same way!

0:08:02 > 0:08:05And that's plan D and G! We'll get to the park

0:08:05 > 0:08:07if we double-quick crawl.

0:08:07 > 0:08:09Lead the way, Pie-Face!

0:08:12 > 0:08:17- Ouch, ouch!- Heave!

0:08:18 > 0:08:20Oh, sorry, Dennis.

0:08:20 > 0:08:22Must have been the pies at lunch.

0:08:22 > 0:08:27- We'll have to make the tunnel a lot bigger.- Gnasher will sort it out.

0:08:27 > 0:08:29Gnash-gnash! Gnash! Gnash!

0:08:29 > 0:08:30WHIRRING AND DRILLING

0:08:30 > 0:08:33Fantastic! We'll be in the park in time.

0:08:40 > 0:08:45Keep it up, men. Those prisoners are slippery. Could pop up anywhere.

0:08:45 > 0:08:47RUMBLING

0:08:51 > 0:08:52Argh!

0:08:52 > 0:08:56- Free at last!- Not on my watch.

0:09:01 > 0:09:06Like I said, I'm not the kind of fool to let myself be hypnotised.

0:09:11 > 0:09:12HE SNORES

0:09:14 > 0:09:18Ah, sorry, Dennis. It's half past four. I think it's game over.

0:09:18 > 0:09:20- Game what?- Over.

0:09:20 > 0:09:22No way!

0:09:25 > 0:09:28We're Team Menace. We never give up.

0:09:28 > 0:09:31Left, right, three, four...

0:09:39 > 0:09:40Evening, ladies.

0:09:40 > 0:09:43- IN WOMAN'S VOICE: - Good night, young man.

0:09:43 > 0:09:47All right, remember our guard's motto. Be prepared for anything.

0:09:47 > 0:09:50Those prisoners could make a break for it at any moment.

0:09:50 > 0:09:52THEY CHEER

0:09:52 > 0:09:56What are you still doing here, boys? Detention finished half an hour ago.

0:09:56 > 0:10:00- What?- Do tell Walter he can go.

0:10:00 > 0:10:03Poor boy will be guarding you all night otherwise.

0:10:07 > 0:10:11- What about Walter?- Oh, we'll let him know eventually. Ha-ha, come on!

0:10:13 > 0:10:17And it gives me great pleasure to unveil...

0:10:17 > 0:10:19my statue.

0:10:21 > 0:10:23CROWD GASPS

0:10:24 > 0:10:27- Wow!- Oh, yes!

0:10:27 > 0:10:30I don't know much about art, Gnasher, but I know what I like.

0:10:30 > 0:10:32Gnash-gnash-gna-gna-gnash.

0:10:32 > 0:10:34HE CHUCKLES

0:10:34 > 0:10:40O-o-only a few more hours to go.

0:10:43 > 0:10:46- Time to go to plan L.- Plan L?

0:10:46 > 0:10:48Leg it!

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