Piranharama

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0:13:02 > 0:13:04Ready, Gnasher? Let's go!

0:13:04 > 0:13:08# Playing by the rules

0:13:08 > 0:13:11# Is highly overrated

0:13:11 > 0:13:14# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah!

0:13:14 > 0:13:17# They can't hold us back

0:13:17 > 0:13:21# We'll make the most of every second

0:13:21 > 0:13:24# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah!

0:13:24 > 0:13:26# After all is said and done

0:13:26 > 0:13:28# Shout, "One for all and all for fun!"

0:13:28 > 0:13:33# Nothing's going to bring us down today

0:13:33 > 0:13:38# Open up your eyes The world outside is waiting. #

0:13:51 > 0:13:56- Gnash gnash! Gnash gnash! - Oh! Oh! Oh!

0:13:56 > 0:13:59Spot of intel, old chap, possibly a tad late,

0:13:59 > 0:14:01he doesn't like double glazing!

0:14:01 > 0:14:03- Gnash gnash! Gnash gnash!- Oh!

0:14:03 > 0:14:04Or salesmen!

0:14:04 > 0:14:06- Gnash gnash! Gnash gnash! - Oh! Oh! Oh!

0:14:06 > 0:14:09Just be thankful you're not wearing spotty underpants.

0:14:09 > 0:14:12R-R-R-R-RIP! Ah.

0:14:13 > 0:14:16PHONE RINGS

0:14:16 > 0:14:18It wasn't me, I wasn't there. You can buy

0:14:18 > 0:14:21them red and black striped jumpers in any high street...

0:14:21 > 0:14:22Eh?

0:14:22 > 0:14:24Colonel, what's wrong?

0:14:25 > 0:14:27- Is it bad?- Two words.

0:14:27 > 0:14:30First word spotty, second word...

0:14:30 > 0:14:32Gnash gnash! Gnash gnash!

0:14:32 > 0:14:34..underpants.

0:14:35 > 0:14:38Well, at least your dad's not back yet.

0:14:38 > 0:14:41Dennis! What on earth?

0:14:43 > 0:14:45And now we have to get the whole house double glazed

0:14:45 > 0:14:48just to buy off that salesman.

0:14:48 > 0:14:51You can't deny it, Dennis, that dog is getting worse.

0:14:51 > 0:14:54- Rubbish! - He's becoming a real problem.

0:14:54 > 0:14:55HE SIGHS

0:14:55 > 0:14:57No!

0:14:57 > 0:14:59Boredom, that's what it is. Oh!

0:14:59 > 0:15:01You don't even know this was Gnasher.

0:15:01 > 0:15:04It could've been rats, mice...

0:15:04 > 0:15:06He's bored, Dennis!

0:15:06 > 0:15:08He's got no-one to play with while you're at school.

0:15:10 > 0:15:12Something has to be done.

0:15:12 > 0:15:14Dad, you're a genius!

0:15:15 > 0:15:19Curly, Dad says I have to get a new pet to keep Gnasher company.

0:15:19 > 0:15:21Eh, what? I didn't say that!

0:15:21 > 0:15:23Meet you at the pet shop in ten!

0:15:38 > 0:15:40Gnash gnash! Gnash gnash!

0:15:48 > 0:15:50Ta da!

0:15:58 > 0:16:00Ooo ooo ooo!

0:16:03 > 0:16:05Oh!

0:16:09 > 0:16:12OK, we're done here.

0:16:12 > 0:16:15The Gnasher-friendly pet pal does not exist.

0:16:15 > 0:16:17It's a myth, a fairytale...

0:16:19 > 0:16:20- Whoa!- Whoa!- Whoa!

0:16:20 > 0:16:23HE YAWNS

0:16:23 > 0:16:26Seriously, Gnasher, this is the one.

0:16:26 > 0:16:28There's just something about him.

0:16:34 > 0:16:38Say hello to the Abyssinian Wire Finned Piranha.

0:16:39 > 0:16:41Gnash gnash! Gnash gnash!

0:16:41 > 0:16:45Oh! Gnash proof glass with titanium lead and integral oxygen supply.

0:16:45 > 0:16:46Nice.

0:16:46 > 0:16:50Gnash gnash! Gnash gnash! Gnash gnash! Gnash gnash!

0:16:50 > 0:16:53- Gnash gnash!- Gnash gnash! Gnash gnash!- Gnash gnash!

0:16:54 > 0:16:56What does genius wear, boys?

0:16:56 > 0:16:58- BOTH:- A striped jumper, Dennis.

0:17:17 > 0:17:18Gnash gnash! Gnash gnash!

0:17:18 > 0:17:20Ah, there you are, lads.

0:17:20 > 0:17:22Status reports 16:00 hours.

0:17:22 > 0:17:25Operation pet pal a complete success.

0:17:25 > 0:17:29Zero casualties, minimal collateral damage, poops bagged and tagged.

0:17:29 > 0:17:31Two, in fact.

0:17:31 > 0:17:33Um... Great! Thanks, Colonel.

0:17:33 > 0:17:36Could be time for rations then, eh?

0:17:36 > 0:17:38I wonder what piranhas like to eat.

0:17:42 > 0:17:45- So, basically anything, yeah? - Pretty much.

0:17:45 > 0:17:49Let's see, the Abyssinian Wire Finned piranha is almost completely

0:17:49 > 0:17:54omnivorous, however, under no circumstances whatsoever,

0:17:54 > 0:17:56should this fish ever be fed...

0:17:56 > 0:17:58- Ah!- What?

0:17:58 > 0:18:00..pies...

0:18:01 > 0:18:03..as they have been known to cause...

0:18:03 > 0:18:06- Ah!- What?

0:18:06 > 0:18:08..extreme flatulence.

0:18:10 > 0:18:12PARP!

0:18:19 > 0:18:24Mother, I may have to insist on fewer sprats at dinner tonight.

0:18:24 > 0:18:26Argh!

0:18:26 > 0:18:27What on earth?

0:18:27 > 0:18:31OK, Walter, stay very calm, there's no easy way to say this...

0:18:31 > 0:18:35There's a hungry flesh-eating fish in your bath.

0:18:35 > 0:18:37Actually that was pretty easy. Respect, Curly.

0:18:37 > 0:18:39Cheers, Dennis. I try.

0:18:39 > 0:18:41Are you all insane?

0:18:41 > 0:18:44Get out at once before I call the police!

0:18:44 > 0:18:46- Grrr!- Aaaah!

0:18:49 > 0:18:51Aha! Got you!

0:18:51 > 0:18:53Oh! Ow! Aaaargh!

0:18:58 > 0:19:01Ah, there you go, no harm done, eh?

0:19:01 > 0:19:03Grrrrr!

0:19:04 > 0:19:07Once again, Walter, I am so sorry about this.

0:19:07 > 0:19:12Well, I do sincerely appreciate your cooperation in this matter.

0:19:12 > 0:19:16And we sincerely appreciate you not suing us without mercy till

0:19:16 > 0:19:19we end up homeless, destitute and scavenging for scraps in dustbins.

0:19:19 > 0:19:21Not at all.

0:19:24 > 0:19:27Maybe they can have a moment to say goodbye though, eh?

0:19:27 > 0:19:28Don't be absurd!

0:19:28 > 0:19:30Disgusting thing.

0:19:30 > 0:19:33Deserves everything it gets. Chop chop!

0:19:36 > 0:19:38Oh, that WAS fun!

0:19:41 > 0:19:43Are we smooth or what?

0:19:45 > 0:19:48And this year's award for outstanding performance

0:19:48 > 0:19:51in a fish-themed rescue caper goes to...

0:19:51 > 0:19:53Gnasher!

0:19:53 > 0:19:55Gnash gnash!

0:19:58 > 0:19:59Oh!

0:20:01 > 0:20:03No, I shouldn't.

0:20:05 > 0:20:07Well, I'm sure half can't hurt.

0:20:07 > 0:20:10Well, at least he can't escape this time.

0:20:17 > 0:20:21So, as long as nobody ever finds out we've still got the piranha,

0:20:21 > 0:20:24we have absolutely nothing to worry about.

0:20:24 > 0:20:27Um... Dennis...

0:20:28 > 0:20:30- Oh!- Ah!

0:20:37 > 0:20:39HONK! HONK!

0:20:50 > 0:20:52- PARP! - Ah!

0:20:52 > 0:20:55What on earth is going on?

0:20:57 > 0:20:59What are you all doing in my house?

0:20:59 > 0:21:01Hey Walter!

0:21:01 > 0:21:04We just came over to...

0:21:04 > 0:21:05Say sorry.

0:21:05 > 0:21:08- Yes, that's it. - Right, sorry, Walter.- Sorry, Walter.

0:21:09 > 0:21:11Oh! What are you doing?

0:21:11 > 0:21:16Pie-Face, he just wants to give you a really sorry hug!

0:21:16 > 0:21:18Oh!

0:21:18 > 0:21:20Get out before I call the police!

0:21:21 > 0:21:25PARP! Oh, pardon me. Bad pie.

0:21:25 > 0:21:27- Oh!- Oh, that's noxious!

0:21:29 > 0:21:30You are all disgusting.

0:21:30 > 0:21:32I need to use the lavatory,

0:21:32 > 0:21:35you will all be gone by the time I come out, or else.

0:21:37 > 0:21:38DOOR SLAMS

0:21:38 > 0:21:40Oh! OK, where did the fish go?

0:21:41 > 0:21:43What's up there, curly?

0:21:43 > 0:21:47- That would be the lavatory. - Of course it would.

0:21:47 > 0:21:49Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!

0:21:50 > 0:21:53There's no toilet paper.

0:21:56 > 0:21:58Ha, ha, ha!

0:22:01 > 0:22:03Out, out, out!

0:22:08 > 0:22:13Right, I am off to buy toilet paper and if you are still here

0:22:13 > 0:22:17when I get back, you will taste my wrath.

0:22:17 > 0:22:21- Oh, nice, I like a bit of soup. - Wrath, not broth!

0:22:22 > 0:22:25OK, let's go get that fish.

0:22:30 > 0:22:31Aaaaarrrrgh!

0:22:32 > 0:22:36- OK, we all clear on the plan? - Um, catch the fish.

0:22:36 > 0:22:39I didn't say it was a fancy plan.

0:22:51 > 0:22:54PARP!

0:22:55 > 0:22:57PARP!

0:23:01 > 0:23:03PARP!

0:23:15 > 0:23:18Aaaaarrrrrgh!

0:23:19 > 0:23:21Oh! Oh!

0:23:21 > 0:23:24Hello? Where am I?

0:23:24 > 0:23:29And the best thing is you'll still be able to see him every day.

0:23:29 > 0:23:30Gnash gnash! Gnash gnash!

0:23:31 > 0:23:34So you won't get into trouble gnashing stuff when I'm at school.

0:23:34 > 0:23:38I know you've still got that fish.

0:23:38 > 0:23:40Sorry, Walter, don't know what you're talking about.

0:23:40 > 0:23:43I know it and I'm going to prove it,

0:23:43 > 0:23:46you see if I don't, and when I do... Oh!

0:23:46 > 0:23:49Ha, ha, ha, ha. Gnash gnash!

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