Stunt Gran

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04- Ready, Gnasher? Let's go! - Gnash-gnash.

0:00:04 > 0:00:07# Playing by the rules

0:00:07 > 0:00:11# Is highly overrated

0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah

0:00:14 > 0:00:17# They can't hold us back

0:00:17 > 0:00:21# We'll make the most of every second

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah

0:00:24 > 0:00:26# After all is said and done

0:00:26 > 0:00:29# Shout, fun for all and all for fun

0:00:29 > 0:00:33# Nothing's gonna bring us down today

0:00:33 > 0:00:37# Open up your eyes the world outside is waiting. #

0:00:52 > 0:00:57- Woohoo!- Yeah!- Ooooooh.

0:00:59 > 0:01:01THEY CHEER

0:01:01 > 0:01:03You think that's good? Watch this.

0:01:08 > 0:01:10Yeah-he-hey!

0:01:10 > 0:01:12APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:01:17 > 0:01:23Minions of Beano Town, prepare to be amazed.

0:01:29 > 0:01:32Wow a triple summersault.

0:01:32 > 0:01:37- Am I...?- Dreaming? Ow...- Ow...- Nope.

0:01:37 > 0:01:39Oh, you were brilliant, Walter.

0:01:39 > 0:01:43Cool skateboard. Is that the Armageddon?

0:01:43 > 0:01:44Not just the Armageddon...

0:01:44 > 0:01:50- this is the Armageddon Ultrasonic Demon, Series 4.- What?

0:01:50 > 0:01:54Even my gran could do a triple summersault with that board.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56Really, do hear that, Walter?

0:01:56 > 0:02:00Dennis says that even his gran could do a triple with your board.

0:02:00 > 0:02:03- Pff, I bet she couldn't. - I bet she could.

0:02:03 > 0:02:06How about if your gran pulls off the triple

0:02:06 > 0:02:10then you're the Skate King all summer and Walter's banned.

0:02:10 > 0:02:13If she doesn't, you are the Skate King and Dennis is banned.

0:02:13 > 0:02:15BOTH: You're on!

0:02:22 > 0:02:24Do you reckon your gran's up for this, Dennis?

0:02:24 > 0:02:27BLRRRRP

0:02:27 > 0:02:29Ha-ha-ha, course she is!

0:02:31 > 0:02:36- Ha-ha-ha!- Ha-ha-ha! - Gnash-gnash-gnash.

0:02:36 > 0:02:40It's the third Saturday of the month, it's before lunch,

0:02:40 > 0:02:42that means...

0:02:43 > 0:02:44DOORBELL RINGS

0:02:44 > 0:02:48Morning, dears. Biscuits?

0:02:49 > 0:02:51Ow!

0:02:51 > 0:02:53LAUGHTER

0:02:53 > 0:02:56Gran, Walter reckons you can't do a triple summersault

0:02:56 > 0:02:57on his skateboard.

0:02:57 > 0:03:03- SHE GASPS - This kingpin can still grind steel on the half-pipe!

0:03:03 > 0:03:05Keep up everybody.

0:03:08 > 0:03:09- Oh, yar!- That's brilliant.

0:03:12 > 0:03:14Oh...

0:03:15 > 0:03:19Right. Who wants to see a triple?

0:03:22 > 0:03:25Take a last look at the park, Walter!

0:03:25 > 0:03:29Only one of us is born to rule and it's not you.

0:03:31 > 0:03:35OK, champ, get out there and knock 'em dead.

0:03:40 > 0:03:43I've got nothing to fear.

0:03:53 > 0:03:56CHEERING

0:03:58 > 0:04:01- Go, Gran...- Show 'em how it's done.

0:04:07 > 0:04:13- Huh!- The Armageddon Ultrasonic Demon has a remote steering unit.

0:04:13 > 0:04:15Isn't that a little like cheating?

0:04:15 > 0:04:18No, Dudley, it's a lot like cheating!

0:04:20 > 0:04:25- You can do it, Gran, I know it. - Gnash-gnash-gnash.

0:04:27 > 0:04:30I can't look. Tell me when it's over, Paul.

0:04:36 > 0:04:43Ohhhhh-eeeeeeeeh-aaaaaaah-ey! Arrrrrgggghhhh...

0:04:53 > 0:04:55Did she do it?

0:04:56 > 0:05:02Aaaaaaarrrrrrggggghhhhhh!

0:05:06 > 0:05:09Hmm. And take that.

0:05:15 > 0:05:16Mahh! Squirrel.

0:05:22 > 0:05:29- Gran, you, OK?- Fine, Marjory, to the sausage factory.

0:05:29 > 0:05:33Come on, love, better get you home.

0:05:40 > 0:05:46- Walter is officially Skate King of the park.- And you lot are banned.

0:05:50 > 0:05:54This is the Skate King speaking.

0:05:54 > 0:05:58No-one is allowed to go faster or jump higher than me.

0:05:58 > 0:06:00That's an order.

0:06:06 > 0:06:10- Can I get off now?- Of course, Dudley.

0:06:17 > 0:06:21Your Majesty, could I have a go on your cool board?

0:06:21 > 0:06:28- Absolutely...not, now get down there with the other riff-raff.- Hmph!

0:06:29 > 0:06:32- How's your gran doing, Dennis? - Oh, she's all back to normal.

0:06:32 > 0:06:34Ready for a fart attack?

0:06:36 > 0:06:37Huh?

0:06:42 > 0:06:44Fresh from the oven.

0:06:47 > 0:06:52- It's real?- Yes, dear. Coming in? Must get on with the dusting.

0:07:00 > 0:07:05- You feeling all right, Gran? - Oh, I am now, Dennis.

0:07:05 > 0:07:08What was I thinking... skateboarding at my age?

0:07:08 > 0:07:11But you're the king pipe of the half pin...

0:07:11 > 0:07:14No, hang on a minute, the pip pipe of the tin pung.

0:07:14 > 0:07:20- Not any more, we've got other ways to have fun.- What do you mean, we?

0:07:20 > 0:07:22Me and the girls.

0:07:22 > 0:07:25Oooooh, company.

0:07:25 > 0:07:27Ahhh!

0:07:32 > 0:07:35- Help!- How?

0:07:35 > 0:07:39There, just like my Mr Fussykins.

0:07:41 > 0:07:46- This doesn't make any sense. - It's cos it's all in pieces, love.

0:07:49 > 0:07:53Curly, Pie-face, code red and black alert. Garden, now.

0:07:56 > 0:07:58Oh, you've worked it out.

0:07:58 > 0:08:02Yes, I have. It's time for plan D and G.

0:08:08 > 0:08:12- Ready to get my pranking, menacing, gross-out gran back?- Ready!

0:08:12 > 0:08:14Gnash-gnash.

0:08:16 > 0:08:23- Do you like my new ring, Betty? - Oh!- Ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:08:23 > 0:08:25A drink, Patty?

0:08:26 > 0:08:28Eeeeeurgh!

0:08:28 > 0:08:30Ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:08:32 > 0:08:33BLRRRRP

0:08:33 > 0:08:40Dennis, that was naughty and very, very...funny! Oh, ha-ha!

0:08:41 > 0:08:44Stuff knitting, what else have you got?

0:08:47 > 0:08:49Chewing gum chum?

0:08:49 > 0:08:51LAUGHTER

0:08:55 > 0:08:56ELECTRICAL BUZZING

0:08:56 > 0:08:58SHE LAUGHS

0:08:58 > 0:09:01Good one, Gran, brilliant!

0:09:01 > 0:09:04DOOR BELL RINGS

0:09:04 > 0:09:07Dennis, please come back to the park?

0:09:07 > 0:09:09We're banned, remember?

0:09:09 > 0:09:13It's only because Walter used a remote control on the board.

0:09:13 > 0:09:15That's why your gran couldn't skate.

0:09:15 > 0:09:17THEY GASP

0:09:19 > 0:09:23I think I am owed a rematch.

0:09:23 > 0:09:26Let's burn rubber, Dennis.

0:09:28 > 0:09:31Ha-ha!

0:09:31 > 0:09:34Oi! We demand a rematch.

0:09:34 > 0:09:38And why would I agree to that?

0:09:38 > 0:09:43Because if you don't we'll show everyone how you cheated last time.

0:09:48 > 0:09:52Very well, I will generously allow Dennis's gran

0:09:52 > 0:09:54another go at the triple summersault.

0:09:56 > 0:10:02- Use my board, Gran.- Oh.- Ready for the triple, Gran?- I was born ready!

0:10:07 > 0:10:09Wooo!

0:10:19 > 0:10:22CHEERING

0:10:27 > 0:10:32- I guess you're banned!- Stupid thing.

0:10:32 > 0:10:35Waste not, want not.

0:10:36 > 0:10:42Can one of you help an old lady with her helmet?

0:10:42 > 0:10:45- Ha-ha-ha! - LAUGHTER

0:10:46 > 0:10:50- That's my gran! - Gnash-gnash-gnash.

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