Last Day of Summer

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0:13:02 > 0:13:04- Ready, Gnasher?- Woof.- Let's go!

0:13:04 > 0:13:07# Playing by the rules

0:13:07 > 0:13:11# Is highly overrated

0:13:11 > 0:13:14# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah

0:13:14 > 0:13:18# They can't hold us back

0:13:18 > 0:13:21# We'll make the most of every second

0:13:21 > 0:13:24# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah

0:13:24 > 0:13:26# After all is said and done

0:13:26 > 0:13:28# Shout fun for all and all for fun

0:13:28 > 0:13:33# Nothing's gonna bring us down today

0:13:33 > 0:13:35# Open up your eyes

0:13:35 > 0:13:37# The world outside is waiting. #

0:13:50 > 0:13:51SEAGULLS SQUAWK

0:13:51 > 0:13:54HORN BLARES

0:13:56 > 0:13:59Last day of the summer holidays.

0:13:59 > 0:14:01This is going to be the best day ever.

0:14:01 > 0:14:03What are we going to do, Dennis?

0:14:03 > 0:14:05Woof.

0:14:05 > 0:14:09A - break the world decibel record with The Din Makers.

0:14:09 > 0:14:13B - put bubble bath in the swimming pool.

0:14:13 > 0:14:17Or C - water-bomb Walter with sticky blackcurrant squash.

0:14:17 > 0:14:24And now my magnum opus is finished - What I Did In My Summer Holidays!

0:14:24 > 0:14:28I devoted my entire summer to writing this essay.

0:14:28 > 0:14:32- Option C.- Option C. - Option D. I mean, what you said...

0:14:33 > 0:14:34Gnash-gnash-gnash.

0:14:34 > 0:14:37School homework. Nah!

0:14:37 > 0:14:40Summer holidays are for fun.

0:14:41 > 0:14:43Not you as well?

0:14:43 > 0:14:47Sorry, Dennis, I've written an online blog about my holiday.

0:14:47 > 0:14:49I've got over 100 hits on my site.

0:14:49 > 0:14:52Pfff, if I write down everything I'VE done this summer

0:14:52 > 0:14:55it'll be a signed confession of all my pranks.

0:14:55 > 0:14:58Well, you are the Prank Master General, Dennis.

0:14:58 > 0:15:00Yeah, you're Lord Pranky.

0:15:00 > 0:15:02Dennis, come down now. >

0:15:02 > 0:15:05It's time to do your repair job on the Colonel's fence. >

0:15:07 > 0:15:09No-o-o-o-o!

0:15:09 > 0:15:12Oops.

0:15:12 > 0:15:14Curly, Pie-Face, home. >

0:15:15 > 0:15:18Oh, Bea, will you just...

0:15:18 > 0:15:20not... Oh!

0:15:20 > 0:15:23But it's my last day of freedom.

0:15:23 > 0:15:26So, it's your last chance to put things right. I'm off fishing.

0:15:26 > 0:15:29I can't help the Colonel, I've got homework.

0:15:29 > 0:15:31Well, you better get moving, then.

0:15:31 > 0:15:34I can't stop. Bea's starting nursery today.

0:15:34 > 0:15:38- Oh, how many is that now? - That would be number 12.

0:15:38 > 0:15:42Bea, it's the last one on the list. It's this nursery or none at all.

0:15:42 > 0:15:45But I just want one more day of fun!

0:15:45 > 0:15:49Then, you'll just have to make it fun.

0:15:49 > 0:15:52Brilliant idea, Mum! Ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:15:53 > 0:15:59- Dennis reporting for duty. - Hmmm, hip-ho, hip-ho, hip.

0:15:59 > 0:16:03- Ready to take your punishment, Cadet?- If I must.

0:16:03 > 0:16:06That's the spirit. Face the firing squad with a smile.

0:16:06 > 0:16:09LORRY BEEPS Ah, here we are.

0:16:12 > 0:16:14HORN HOOTS

0:16:14 > 0:16:18- What's this?- New fence, double strength this time,

0:16:18 > 0:16:20and I want them all moved over there.

0:16:20 > 0:16:25Every last post, and I don't mean played on the bugle, ha-ha-ha!

0:16:25 > 0:16:27It's a little military joke.

0:16:27 > 0:16:29No? Never mind.

0:16:29 > 0:16:32HE IMITATES BUGLE

0:16:32 > 0:16:35A-hem, my bugling isn't what it used to be.

0:16:37 > 0:16:42- Grrrrrr...- Yes, mate, it's a lovely big pile of sticks.

0:16:43 > 0:16:47Ah, oh, extremely heavy sticks, oh.

0:16:53 > 0:16:55Wow-wow-wow, Gnasher!

0:16:58 > 0:17:01Tank enthusiast, Jane from Tipington...

0:17:01 > 0:17:06Gnasher, how many of these do you reckon you could gnash?

0:17:06 > 0:17:08Woof, gnash.

0:17:08 > 0:17:10Now remember, be good!

0:17:10 > 0:17:13BEA BABBLES

0:17:13 > 0:17:17It'll be fine, please don't worry about Bea.

0:17:17 > 0:17:19It's not Bea I'm worried about.

0:17:19 > 0:17:21Ha-ha-ha! He-he-he...

0:17:21 > 0:17:23DENNIS GASPS

0:17:23 > 0:17:25Gnash-gnash-gnash.

0:17:29 > 0:17:30Hooooh!

0:17:30 > 0:17:32Can't take the pace, eh?

0:17:32 > 0:17:36You'll think twice before you drive a tank into enemy territory again.

0:17:39 > 0:17:43- Good job, Gnasher. Now, what about the rest of them?- Gnash-gnash-gnash.

0:17:47 > 0:17:49COLONEL SNORES

0:17:49 > 0:17:53COLONEL TALKS IN HIS SLEEP: Ammunition...

0:17:53 > 0:17:56Can't leave stuff on the pavement.

0:17:56 > 0:17:58It's a public health...thingy.

0:17:58 > 0:18:00Keep it moving, now.

0:18:00 > 0:18:02Nice, neat pile.

0:18:02 > 0:18:03What in the...?

0:18:03 > 0:18:05You!

0:18:05 > 0:18:07Ow!

0:18:09 > 0:18:13You underestimate your adversary, young fellow, me lad.

0:18:13 > 0:18:15I've got my eye on you

0:18:15 > 0:18:19and I'm awarding myself a medal for foiling petty treason, ha-ha!

0:18:19 > 0:18:25Ooh, time for elevenses, I think. Continue posthaste, ha-ha-ha!

0:18:25 > 0:18:26No?

0:18:26 > 0:18:28Nothing...

0:18:28 > 0:18:31Huh, no sense of humour - the young.

0:18:32 > 0:18:35- Gnash-gnash-gnash. Woof, woof! - Gnasher's back!

0:18:38 > 0:18:39THEY ALL BARK

0:18:40 > 0:18:43Right, team, ready to pull? And...

0:18:43 > 0:18:46# Na-na-na-na-meow! #

0:18:46 > 0:18:48Uh-oh!

0:18:50 > 0:18:55Sergeant Tinkle, man down! Man down...

0:18:55 > 0:18:56N-o-o-o-o-o-o!

0:18:57 > 0:19:00Ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:19:00 > 0:19:03No. Oh, no, no...

0:19:06 > 0:19:08BEA BABBLES

0:19:12 > 0:19:14Stop this at...

0:19:16 > 0:19:20I baked these cakes for my school homework essay -

0:19:20 > 0:19:23- My Summer Of Good Deeds. - What a thoughtful gesture.

0:19:23 > 0:19:24Ooooh, pink sprinkles.

0:19:24 > 0:19:28I've been inspired by your military heroism to help others.

0:19:28 > 0:19:31Pah, help yourself, more like.

0:19:31 > 0:19:34Oh, thank you, Dennis. I will.

0:19:37 > 0:19:40Hard work makes you hungry, eh, Dennis?

0:19:40 > 0:19:45Angel Face, how about YOU do some hard work and help me with these?

0:19:45 > 0:19:47Oh, well, I'd love to, Dennis,

0:19:47 > 0:19:52but that wouldn't be helping you learn from your mistakes, would it?

0:19:52 > 0:19:55Ah, you're a credit to the community.

0:19:55 > 0:19:59Oh, I've had enough of this. It's time for plan D and G.

0:19:59 > 0:20:02Where is G anyway?

0:20:02 > 0:20:04Gnasher, Gnasher?

0:20:06 > 0:20:09Oh, oh, oh!

0:20:12 > 0:20:13SHE WHISTLES

0:20:13 > 0:20:15DOGS BARK

0:20:20 > 0:20:22Gnash!

0:20:22 > 0:20:24He-ha!

0:20:25 > 0:20:30Behold the mega roller-poster. One more trip and I'm free.

0:20:31 > 0:20:34RUMBLING

0:20:34 > 0:20:36Ah, oof! What?!

0:20:36 > 0:20:39Gnasher! Bea!

0:20:39 > 0:20:42- Oh, no. Fetch, Gnasher.- Gnash.

0:20:48 > 0:20:55I would like to thank my literary assistants - Bertie and Dudley.

0:20:55 > 0:20:56Argh!

0:20:56 > 0:20:59My homework!

0:20:59 > 0:21:02Don't worry, Walter. I haven't done mine either.

0:21:04 > 0:21:06- Woo-hoo!- Ahhhh!

0:21:07 > 0:21:09Yargh!

0:21:18 > 0:21:21HORNS BEEP

0:21:21 > 0:21:25- Dennis!- Mum! Here, Mum, catch.

0:21:25 > 0:21:28Bea. What?

0:21:28 > 0:21:30How did...? Oh!

0:21:31 > 0:21:35- Ha-ha! What a whopper.- Hi, Dad.- Huh.

0:21:37 > 0:21:39Gnasher, jump!

0:21:42 > 0:21:46Wow! Well, Mum did say make it fun. Ha-ha!

0:21:48 > 0:21:49Uh-oh.

0:21:51 > 0:21:55- Oh, happiness is a striped duvet. - Gnash.

0:21:58 > 0:22:03I devoted the first week to selecting the best pencil,

0:22:03 > 0:22:06for as Shakespeare himself might have put it,

0:22:06 > 0:22:09when selecting his quill,

0:22:09 > 0:22:13"2B or not 2B..." Ha-ha-ha.

0:22:13 > 0:22:15Oh, QUILL me now.

0:22:15 > 0:22:17You all right, Dennis?

0:22:17 > 0:22:20- DENNIS SNORES - Dennis!

0:22:20 > 0:22:21Sit down, Walter...

0:22:21 > 0:22:26You can treat us to part 27 of your essay this afternoon.

0:22:26 > 0:22:28Well, Dennis, where is your homework?

0:22:30 > 0:22:32My homework?

0:22:32 > 0:22:34GIGGLING

0:22:34 > 0:22:36Where is your homework?

0:22:36 > 0:22:41Oh, my homework! It's out there.

0:22:41 > 0:22:44Oh!

0:22:44 > 0:22:46CHILDREN SHOUT

0:22:48 > 0:22:51Excellent summer project, Dennis. Top of the class!

0:22:51 > 0:22:53- CORPORAL: Attention! - Oh, no.

0:22:53 > 0:22:56A-ha, those are my missing timbers.

0:22:56 > 0:23:00Colonel, thank you so much for your donation.

0:23:02 > 0:23:06Eh? "Donated by the Colonel!" But this is an outrage!

0:23:06 > 0:23:11An outrage that we haven't celebrated our local hero sooner.

0:23:11 > 0:23:15Angel Face spoke about you so movingly in her

0:23:15 > 0:23:17What I Did This Summer essay.

0:23:17 > 0:23:21Is there no end to this girl's kindness?

0:23:21 > 0:23:23No, no end.

0:23:23 > 0:23:28In fact, she's helping me fix your fence later, aren't you, Angel Face?

0:23:28 > 0:23:31Of course I am, Dennis.

0:23:31 > 0:23:34Well in that case... Attention!

0:23:34 > 0:23:38Time to take up my post at that fort, ha-ha!

0:23:38 > 0:23:41Post, you see? Post...

0:23:41 > 0:23:43Oh, forget it.

0:23:43 > 0:23:48- Prepare to storm the battlements. - Best first day of school ever!