Couldn't Catch a Cold

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04Ready, Gnasher? Let's go!

0:00:04 > 0:00:07# Playing by the rules

0:00:07 > 0:00:11# Is highly overrated

0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah!

0:00:14 > 0:00:17# They can't hold us back

0:00:17 > 0:00:21# We'll make the most of every second

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah!

0:00:24 > 0:00:26# After all is said and done

0:00:26 > 0:00:28# Shout, "One for all and all for fun!"

0:00:28 > 0:00:33# Nothing's going to bring us down today

0:00:33 > 0:00:37# Open up your eyes the world outside is waiting. #

0:00:54 > 0:00:56Ha-ha! Gnash, Gnash!

0:00:59 > 0:01:04Curly, Pie-Face! Another day of menacing ahead!

0:01:04 > 0:01:07Eugh!

0:01:07 > 0:01:08Gnash?

0:01:08 > 0:01:10Meant to do that.

0:01:11 > 0:01:15- You both all right? - No, Dennis, we've both got... Atchoo!

0:01:15 > 0:01:19We've both got... Atchoo! I mean, we've both got... Atchoo!

0:01:19 > 0:01:20It's all right, Pie-Face,

0:01:20 > 0:01:22what he's trying to say is that we've both got...

0:01:22 > 0:01:27- Atchoo! We've both got... Atchoo!- Both got what?- Atchoo!

0:01:29 > 0:01:32Oh, Curly, Pie-Face, didn't you get the letter?

0:01:32 > 0:01:37The Beanotown cold is so contagious that you must stay home!

0:01:37 > 0:01:38And you, dog.

0:01:41 > 0:01:44Yes, you, dog, you aren't allowed here.

0:01:44 > 0:01:45Pie-Face, Curly, dog,

0:01:45 > 0:01:48you must all leave the school grounds this instant!

0:01:53 > 0:01:58- Yeah, I think I might be coming down with something.- Inside!

0:01:58 > 0:01:59HE SIGHS

0:02:01 > 0:02:07Quiet! Quiet, class, quiet, no more chattering, everyone, quiet!

0:02:07 > 0:02:10Quiet, QUIET!

0:02:14 > 0:02:17Oh, looks like quite a few pupils have the cold.

0:02:17 > 0:02:20Not I, Mrs Creecher!

0:02:20 > 0:02:24- I'm perfectly well. - Walter, didn't you get the letter?

0:02:25 > 0:02:31I don't have a cold, Mrs Creecher. I am 100% healthy.

0:02:38 > 0:02:42Now then, class, if James has 37 counters in his left hand

0:02:42 > 0:02:46and 92 counters in his right, how many hands does he have?

0:02:46 > 0:02:47Walter.

0:02:47 > 0:02:51- RAMBLING:- Holding hands...hands...

0:02:51 > 0:02:54jumping shape...see a rainbow.

0:02:54 > 0:02:57A good try, Walter. Next question.

0:02:57 > 0:03:00Dennis - what is the square root of a million

0:03:00 > 0:03:02times the square root of a billion?

0:03:02 > 0:03:05Er...is it...nine?

0:03:05 > 0:03:08Uh, hopeless, Dennis, hopeless!

0:03:09 > 0:03:11Yeah, Dennis.

0:03:11 > 0:03:13HE WHIMPERS

0:03:13 > 0:03:16Walter, call me crazy, but I think you may be ill.

0:03:16 > 0:03:18I'm having your parents pick you up.

0:03:20 > 0:03:24No Walter? This could be the best school day ever!

0:03:28 > 0:03:31Just a dessert for my lunch, Bren, how much?

0:03:31 > 0:03:35- Not many children in so they're free today.- Oh.

0:03:35 > 0:03:37Well, in that case I'll only have 50 of them.

0:03:37 > 0:03:41Oh, no, headmaster's orders, one dessert per child.

0:03:43 > 0:03:48- But I'm the only...- Strict instructions! Want your dessert then?

0:03:48 > 0:03:50Eh...sure. Could I have a spoon?

0:03:50 > 0:03:53HE MUNCHES

0:03:53 > 0:03:54Actually, forget the spoon.

0:03:54 > 0:03:55HE BURPS

0:03:55 > 0:03:57Thank you!

0:03:57 > 0:04:01- FRENCH ACCENT:- Oh, bonjour, I am le French exchange student

0:04:01 > 0:04:04Pierre Le...Bon Bon.

0:04:04 > 0:04:06La dessert. pleeease?

0:04:06 > 0:04:08All right, but you only get one.

0:04:08 > 0:04:10HE MUNCHES

0:04:10 > 0:04:12Merci.

0:04:12 > 0:04:13HE BURPS

0:04:13 > 0:04:14Hang on...

0:04:14 > 0:04:16- GERMAN ACCENT:- Ya, guten-hello,

0:04:16 > 0:04:20I am German exchange student Fritz Van...Munich.

0:04:20 > 0:04:24- Dessert, please and ze thank you.- Hmm.

0:04:24 > 0:04:26Are there many kids in that lunch line?

0:04:26 > 0:04:30Oh, ja, ja, why don't you take a look?

0:04:30 > 0:04:31HE MUNCHES

0:04:31 > 0:04:36Ah, I knew it! You're not getting one over on me.

0:04:38 > 0:04:41DEEEEEEENNIS!

0:04:43 > 0:04:48- Oh, may have overdone it on dessert. - Come on, bowler.

0:04:48 > 0:04:49HE WHINES

0:04:53 > 0:04:54- Great.- Batsman, hit it.

0:04:57 > 0:05:00- Ha-ha, atta boy! Fielder, catch it!- Ohh...

0:05:07 > 0:05:09Well done for getting him out, Dennis, marvellous play!

0:05:11 > 0:05:14Dennis, how come you're out already? Awful!

0:05:14 > 0:05:16Two laps round the field for you.

0:05:17 > 0:05:20HE GROANS

0:05:22 > 0:05:26- Well, Dennis, poor Walter had to go home.- Yes!

0:05:26 > 0:05:31- Which means for the rest of the day it's just you and me.- No!

0:05:31 > 0:05:33- Only kidding.- Phew.

0:05:33 > 0:05:36Since all the other children have the cold, you're going to spend

0:05:36 > 0:05:40the rest of the day being taught by all the teachers in the school -

0:05:40 > 0:05:41at once.

0:05:41 > 0:05:43What?!

0:05:44 > 0:05:47- What's nine times 99? - What's long and sticky?

0:05:47 > 0:05:48What's the meaning of life?

0:05:48 > 0:05:54- Who invented the banana?- Is this a square or a circle?- Nooooo!

0:05:57 > 0:06:00Oh, the worst day ever, Gnasher.

0:06:00 > 0:06:03Teachers, teachers everywhere - it's not fair,

0:06:03 > 0:06:06why can't I catch a cold like everyone else?

0:06:06 > 0:06:07HE GASPS

0:06:07 > 0:06:09Actually, I think I can.

0:06:09 > 0:06:12HE WHINES

0:06:14 > 0:06:18The light, it grows faint. Is that you, Mother?

0:06:18 > 0:06:25This awful cold...is so horrible. So...painful.

0:06:25 > 0:06:28And so very, very real.

0:06:28 > 0:06:31Goodbye, old friend.

0:06:32 > 0:06:34GNASHER HOWLS SADLY

0:06:34 > 0:06:35Dennis?

0:06:40 > 0:06:44Dennis, could you move away from the door? I have to pick up Bea.

0:06:44 > 0:06:46Mum, I have a cold!

0:06:46 > 0:06:50No, you want out of school, like when you said you had chickenpox.

0:06:54 > 0:06:55Or when you said you were pregnant.

0:06:56 > 0:06:58Or when you said your arm fell off.

0:07:01 > 0:07:05Unless you really have a cold like your dad, don't waste my time.

0:07:05 > 0:07:06Dad has a cold?

0:07:06 > 0:07:09Yes, and apparently it's very infectious,

0:07:09 > 0:07:12so keep far, far away from him.

0:07:12 > 0:07:14Hmm.

0:07:14 > 0:07:15HE SNORES

0:07:15 > 0:07:19- Hi, Dad!- Ugh!- Calm down, Dad, I'm here to look after you.

0:07:19 > 0:07:20Bacon sandwich?

0:07:20 > 0:07:22Oh, lovely, Dennis, how nice of you.

0:07:24 > 0:07:29- What's in this sandwich? - Bacon, bread...tomato sauce.

0:07:29 > 0:07:31Woahhhhhh!

0:07:34 > 0:07:35Hang on.

0:07:40 > 0:07:44- Whoa, oo-oo-ooh!- Oops. Water?

0:07:48 > 0:07:49Woahhh!

0:07:52 > 0:07:53Hmm.

0:08:01 > 0:08:05Normal?! Right, need a plan B. What is it Gran says?

0:08:05 > 0:08:09Eh, Dennis, do you want to see me get a whole coconut into me mouth?

0:08:11 > 0:08:13No, not that.

0:08:13 > 0:08:17Keep out of the cold and wet or you will catch a cold I bet.

0:08:18 > 0:08:22Now, watch me get this coconut into me mouth.

0:08:24 > 0:08:25MUFFLED: How about that?

0:08:25 > 0:08:26Hmm.

0:08:28 > 0:08:29Gnash, Gnash, Gnash!

0:08:29 > 0:08:31MAN AND BOY SCREAM

0:08:33 > 0:08:35Gnash, Gnash, Gnash.

0:08:37 > 0:08:38Brilliant, Gnasher!

0:08:44 > 0:08:45- DISAPPOINTED:- Gnash.

0:08:55 > 0:08:58- Hmm.- UNBELIEVING:- Gnash?

0:09:08 > 0:09:11- Ugh.- FRUSTRATED:- Gnash.

0:09:21 > 0:09:25Right, Gnasher, I must have caught a cold by now. Come on, Gnasher.

0:09:25 > 0:09:26Gnash, Gnash, Gnash.

0:09:28 > 0:09:32What?! I'm still fine? Oh, come on!

0:09:32 > 0:09:34Ow! Waaaaa!

0:09:37 > 0:09:42- So, how will he be?- Ah, he's fine, nothing broken.- Oh, you sure?

0:09:42 > 0:09:44I definitely felt something snap.

0:09:44 > 0:09:48Maybe I should stay at home? Rest the foot, get my strength back.

0:09:48 > 0:09:52- No, you won't need to miss a day of school!- What?

0:09:52 > 0:09:54What kind of a doctor are you?

0:10:00 > 0:10:07- Pie-Face, Curly.- Hi, Dennis, you OK? - No, I'm not. Well, yes, I am.

0:10:08 > 0:10:13- Back to school.- Great, cos we're all going to the beach.- What?

0:10:13 > 0:10:16Yeah, as everyone has just gotten over their colds,

0:10:16 > 0:10:18the teachers thought we should have a day out.

0:10:18 > 0:10:23Brilliant! I love school! This is going to be the best day ever!

0:10:23 > 0:10:26Ah, ah...atchoo!

0:10:26 > 0:10:30Oh, dear, the Beanotown cold. Best get you home.

0:10:30 > 0:10:33No, no, that sneeze was a fluke. So was that one!

0:10:35 > 0:10:39And that one! Mum, I'm well, I feel great!

0:10:41 > 0:10:45Honestly, Mum, I'm fine, I'm completely...

0:10:45 > 0:10:46ATCHOO!

0:10:46 > 0:10:48Oh, Dennis...

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