No Match for Dennis

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04Ready, Gnasher? Let's go!

0:00:04 > 0:00:08# Playing by the rules

0:00:08 > 0:00:11# Is highly overrated

0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah!

0:00:14 > 0:00:17# They can't hold us back

0:00:17 > 0:00:21# We'll make the most of every second

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah!

0:00:24 > 0:00:26# After all is said and done

0:00:26 > 0:00:28# Shout, one for all and all for fun!

0:00:28 > 0:00:33# Nothing's gonna bring us down today

0:00:33 > 0:00:38# Open up your eyes The world outside is waiting. #

0:00:55 > 0:00:56Gnash.

0:00:56 > 0:00:58Gnash.

0:00:58 > 0:01:04Yes! Another great save by the Gnash-meister.

0:01:04 > 0:01:05Gnash!

0:01:06 > 0:01:07CRASH!

0:01:07 > 0:01:10- Oops.- Gnash-gnash.

0:01:10 > 0:01:13Oh, smashing kick, Dennis.

0:01:14 > 0:01:17I would describe that as a penalty kick,

0:01:17 > 0:01:20as the window's going to cost you...

0:01:20 > 0:01:25- a whole year's pocket money.- What?!

0:01:25 > 0:01:27- No way.- You know, Dennis,

0:01:27 > 0:01:31soccer takes sportsmanship, skill, control...

0:01:31 > 0:01:35- Give me back my ball, Walter. - ..all of which I have.

0:01:35 > 0:01:40- It's not about running around with a rubbish goalie like him.- Rubbish?!

0:01:40 > 0:01:45He's the best goalie there is! You'd never get one past Gnasher.

0:01:45 > 0:01:48Oh, please. I could win against you

0:01:48 > 0:01:51and that mangy mutt any time, Dennis.

0:01:51 > 0:01:56OK then. This Friday, my team versus yours and loser pays for the window.

0:01:56 > 0:01:58You're on!

0:01:58 > 0:02:00By the way, I'm keeping hold of this

0:02:00 > 0:02:05in case you or it causes any more damage.

0:02:05 > 0:02:06PRFFFT!

0:02:06 > 0:02:11Ha-ha-ha! Couldn't have put it better myself, Bea.

0:02:11 > 0:02:13HORN BLARES

0:02:13 > 0:02:18Operation Menace Match Of The Day. Empty your pockets.

0:02:19 > 0:02:22Right, it's a three-a-side game, so I'm centre forward,

0:02:22 > 0:02:25Gnasher's in goal, Curly, you're in defence.

0:02:26 > 0:02:30- What about me? - Right, erm, you're the...

0:02:30 > 0:02:32The manager, of course.

0:02:32 > 0:02:34Oh, all right then, lads.

0:02:34 > 0:02:39It's a game of two halves but at the end of the day we play to win

0:02:39 > 0:02:41and erm, beat Walter.

0:02:41 > 0:02:43PRFFFT!

0:02:43 > 0:02:48- Yeah, we've got to smash Walter's defences.- Oh, don't say mash.

0:02:48 > 0:02:52Paul's lost some of his best friends to mash.

0:02:52 > 0:02:54Smash, Pie-Face, not mash.

0:02:55 > 0:02:58Gnash!

0:02:58 > 0:03:00Looks like we've lost you too, Pie-Face.

0:03:05 > 0:03:11- Bertie, my house. Bring Dudley and bring sausages.- 'Sausages?'

0:03:11 > 0:03:13Yes, sausages.

0:03:16 > 0:03:21Dennis, Dennis, show them some menace!

0:03:21 > 0:03:26Hooray, hooray, let's play some jolly good football today!

0:03:28 > 0:03:29Captains, over here, please.

0:03:29 > 0:03:32I'd just like to point out that I'm not just captain,

0:03:32 > 0:03:35I'm also club manager, coach, CEO and...

0:03:35 > 0:03:39- A turnip?- Who has the ball? - I do, Referee.

0:03:42 > 0:03:46- Hey, that's my ball. - Let's get this match under way.

0:03:48 > 0:03:51Gnash, gnash!

0:03:51 > 0:03:54- Gnash-gnash-gnash!- What's going on, Gnasher? Get back in goal.

0:03:56 > 0:03:57No!

0:03:57 > 0:04:01Foul, foul! Ref! Ref!

0:04:01 > 0:04:04Indeed, a heinous misdemeanour has been committed.

0:04:04 > 0:04:06According to the official rules

0:04:06 > 0:04:08of grudge match football in the park

0:04:08 > 0:04:10their team's disqualified.

0:04:10 > 0:04:15- Game over.- Uh, hello? Are you the referee? Do you have a whistle?

0:04:15 > 0:04:20Are you in charge? No! I'll say when the game is over!

0:04:21 > 0:04:23I'll give you one more chance.

0:04:25 > 0:04:27New ball, please.

0:04:29 > 0:04:30Gnash!

0:04:33 > 0:04:36Oh, no. Not again. Gnasher!

0:04:38 > 0:04:42- Dennis' team disqualified.- Yes!

0:04:42 > 0:04:45We are the champions, we are the champions,

0:04:45 > 0:04:48we are the champions, we are the champions.

0:04:48 > 0:04:52- What's got into Gnasher?- Bangers.

0:04:52 > 0:04:56What he means is, bang goes your chance of winning.

0:04:58 > 0:05:00Gnasher, what's got into you?

0:05:02 > 0:05:05CAMERA WHIRRS

0:05:05 > 0:05:10And here is the invoice for the repair to our window.

0:05:10 > 0:05:12Do pay promptly.

0:05:16 > 0:05:19Dad gave me that ball for Christmas.

0:05:19 > 0:05:20GNASHER SNIFFS

0:05:20 > 0:05:23- Gnash-gnash!- What is it, Gnasher?

0:05:26 > 0:05:31What? This smells like sausages. Time to call in the experts.

0:05:31 > 0:05:32I smell a foul.

0:05:35 > 0:05:39- Menace Sub-station Three, what's up, Dennis?- I need you at Menace HQ.

0:05:39 > 0:05:40Emergency code red.

0:05:42 > 0:05:45Oh, that's sneaky. That's very sneaky.

0:05:45 > 0:05:47Take a look at this, Dennis.

0:05:47 > 0:05:51See the tiny particles of sausage meat all over the material?

0:05:51 > 0:05:54Who'd want to make a sausage-flavoured football?

0:05:54 > 0:05:57Someone who wanted Gnasher to destroy the football

0:05:57 > 0:05:58and lose the game.

0:05:58 > 0:05:59DENNIS AND CURLY: Walter!

0:05:59 > 0:06:01Walter.

0:06:02 > 0:06:04DING-DONG

0:06:04 > 0:06:08- Re-match, tomorrow.- Why on earth would I agree to a re-match?

0:06:08 > 0:06:12Because if you don't, I'll tell everyone you cheated.

0:06:12 > 0:06:14WALTER GASPS

0:06:15 > 0:06:19- Gnash-gnash-gnash!- Meow! - Gnash-gnash-gnash!

0:06:23 > 0:06:27- We can't do that again. - But how else could we beat them?

0:06:27 > 0:06:29Gnasher's way too good in goal.

0:06:29 > 0:06:32Don't you worry about that dopey dog.

0:06:32 > 0:06:38I'm going to make sure they get disqualified for good this time.

0:06:38 > 0:06:42- Are they...?- Gnasher's gnashers? - These?

0:06:42 > 0:06:44No, they're my granddad's false teeth.

0:06:44 > 0:06:47I'm going to fix them to look just like Gnasher's.

0:06:47 > 0:06:49They don't stand a chance.

0:06:51 > 0:06:53GRINDING

0:07:05 > 0:07:11- Now, is it clear who's in charge of this match, Walter?- Mh-hm.

0:07:14 > 0:07:17Right, first team to score a goal wins!

0:07:21 > 0:07:22Gnash!

0:07:22 > 0:07:24CROWD CHEERS

0:07:28 > 0:07:31HISSING

0:07:37 > 0:07:39Uh-oh.

0:07:43 > 0:07:47- What's up with the ball? - They look like bite marks.

0:07:47 > 0:07:50They look like Gnasher marks, you mean.

0:07:50 > 0:07:55- Gnasher's been nowhere near the ball.- Gnash-gnash-gnash.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57Anyone have another ball?

0:07:57 > 0:08:00CROWD: No.

0:08:00 > 0:08:05- Then it's game over.- Meaning my team are still the winners!

0:08:05 > 0:08:09Oh, dear, Dennis. You must feel so...

0:08:09 > 0:08:11deflated.

0:08:11 > 0:08:16Stop! Dad, bring Bea. Pie-Face, get your beaniest pies.

0:08:16 > 0:08:17Ref, just give me that.

0:08:19 > 0:08:22Dad.

0:08:22 > 0:08:23BEA: Ohhh!

0:08:23 > 0:08:26SHE SLURPS

0:08:26 > 0:08:27Ahh...

0:08:30 > 0:08:34PRFFFT!

0:08:36 > 0:08:37PRFFFT!

0:08:39 > 0:08:41That's brilliant, Bea!

0:08:41 > 0:08:43Mum, first aid kit, please.

0:08:46 > 0:08:50- Well, I'm very impressed, Dennis. - You can't allow this, Ref.

0:08:50 > 0:08:54Well, I'm sorry, Walter, but I'll bet there's not a single word

0:08:54 > 0:08:57about farting babies inflating footballs in the rules.

0:08:57 > 0:09:02This isn't potty training, this is the beautiful game!

0:09:02 > 0:09:05Or what I call, the Bea-tiful game. He-he.

0:09:05 > 0:09:08THEY CHEER

0:09:08 > 0:09:11OK, then. Game on!

0:09:16 > 0:09:17PRFFFT!

0:09:17 > 0:09:21- Two, four, six, eight! - Team Menace sounds just great!

0:09:21 > 0:09:23PRFFFT!

0:09:23 > 0:09:24They're coming, Dudley!

0:09:24 > 0:09:27HE CHUCKLES

0:09:27 > 0:09:29Referee!

0:09:29 > 0:09:31LAUGHTER

0:09:31 > 0:09:33PRFFFT!

0:09:35 > 0:09:37PRFFFT!

0:09:37 > 0:09:39CROWD CHEERS

0:09:40 > 0:09:45That's it. Game over! Dennis' team wins!

0:09:45 > 0:09:47THEY CHEER

0:09:47 > 0:09:52- Yes, we did it! - Good game, boys. Nicely played.

0:09:53 > 0:09:58- Well done, son. Put it there. - Gnasher, mate, come here!

0:09:58 > 0:10:00Gnash-gnash-gnash! Gnash!

0:10:01 > 0:10:04Two, four, six, eight, who do we appreciate?

0:10:04 > 0:10:07ALL: Gnasher! Gnasher! Gnasher!

0:10:07 > 0:10:09And baby Bea.

0:10:09 > 0:10:13BEA GURGLES

0:10:13 > 0:10:16Looks like I won't be needing this bill for a new window after all.

0:10:20 > 0:10:22PRFFFT!

0:10:34 > 0:10:37- Gnash!- Look out, Walter! Incoming!

0:10:37 > 0:10:40- Aghh!- G-g-gnash!

0:10:40 > 0:10:41Aghh!

0:10:44 > 0:10:48- Ta-da.- Gnash, gnash, gnash.

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