The Greatest Dog in the World

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04Ready, Gnasher? Let's go!

0:00:04 > 0:00:08# Playing by the rules

0:00:08 > 0:00:11# Is highly overrated

0:00:11 > 0:00:15# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah!

0:00:15 > 0:00:18# They can't hold us back

0:00:18 > 0:00:21# We'll make the most of every second

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah!

0:00:24 > 0:00:26# After all is said and done

0:00:26 > 0:00:29# Shout, "One for all and all for fun!"

0:00:29 > 0:00:33# Nothing's gonna bring us down today

0:00:33 > 0:00:38# Open up your eyes The world outside is waiting. #

0:00:51 > 0:00:55Gnash-gnash-gnash-gnash-gnash...

0:00:55 > 0:00:59DOGS YELP AND WHIMPER

0:01:01 > 0:01:04Gnash-gnash-gnash-gnash-gnash!

0:01:04 > 0:01:06Mm-hmm.

0:01:06 > 0:01:07THEY YELP HAPPILY

0:01:07 > 0:01:11ENGINE WHIRS

0:01:13 > 0:01:15Gnash?!

0:01:15 > 0:01:17Citizens of Earth!

0:01:17 > 0:01:23Having braved the chilled depths of space, meteor showers, asteroids,

0:01:23 > 0:01:29Canine Astromutt Cutter likes nothing more than a bowl of Lumpy Chunks.

0:01:34 > 0:01:37OK, that's a wrap. This commercial is in the can.

0:01:38 > 0:01:40Raah-raw.

0:01:40 > 0:01:42THEY WHINE AND WHIMPER

0:01:44 > 0:01:46THEY WHINE AND WHIMPER

0:01:55 > 0:01:57Gnash?

0:02:06 > 0:02:08He-he-he-he-he-he!

0:02:10 > 0:02:12WOLF WHISTLE

0:02:12 > 0:02:13Huh?

0:02:14 > 0:02:15Wow!

0:02:19 > 0:02:20Aww...

0:02:22 > 0:02:23Gnash!

0:02:24 > 0:02:26# Doo-doo-doodle-do-doo... #

0:02:26 > 0:02:28Well, I'll be!

0:02:28 > 0:02:31I was hoping you'd visit my humble shop.

0:02:31 > 0:02:33It's truly an honour, sir.

0:02:33 > 0:02:35Eh?

0:02:36 > 0:02:40Please accept this bone for being the greatest dog in the world.

0:02:41 > 0:02:43Gnash!

0:02:43 > 0:02:45And not just this bone. No, sir!

0:02:45 > 0:02:48A hero like you can have anything in the shop. Here!

0:02:48 > 0:02:50GNASHER GASPS

0:02:50 > 0:02:51Gnash!

0:02:51 > 0:02:54And, in your honour...

0:02:54 > 0:02:56# My sausages I give to you

0:02:56 > 0:02:58# My chops will fill your face

0:02:58 > 0:03:01# My fillets fill your rumbling tum

0:03:01 > 0:03:06# Great dog who's been to space. #

0:03:08 > 0:03:10Oh, no, Gnasher, not you!

0:03:12 > 0:03:14Him!

0:03:14 > 0:03:18Please, sir, accept this bone for being the greatest dog in the world.

0:03:20 > 0:03:23HE GROWLS

0:03:23 > 0:03:25Gnash-gnash-gnash-gnash.

0:03:25 > 0:03:27Gnash-gnash-gnash-gnash.

0:03:34 > 0:03:35Gnash!

0:03:35 > 0:03:37- Look out!- Huh?

0:03:37 > 0:03:39The moon's coming!

0:03:40 > 0:03:42Huh? Huh? Huh?

0:03:42 > 0:03:45School's out, Gnasher! Time for a kickabout.

0:03:45 > 0:03:47Gnash-gnash-gnash!

0:03:49 > 0:03:52It's a freebie. Everyone got one to celebrate Cutter's visit.

0:03:55 > 0:03:58HORN BLARES

0:03:58 > 0:04:01In honour of his amazing travels,

0:04:01 > 0:04:06Astromutt Cutter will receive the Beanotown Collar of Honour,

0:04:06 > 0:04:08later this afternoon.

0:04:13 > 0:04:15Gnash!

0:04:15 > 0:04:19Apparently, Cutter is the greatest dog in the universe

0:04:19 > 0:04:22because he's been up in space.

0:04:22 > 0:04:24Second best maybe! He's nothing compared to you, Gnasher.

0:04:24 > 0:04:27Gnasher?

0:04:27 > 0:04:28Ha-ha!

0:04:31 > 0:04:32Gnasher?

0:04:35 > 0:04:37Oh!

0:04:37 > 0:04:39Space dog.

0:04:46 > 0:04:50Eh, your laces are undone!

0:04:51 > 0:04:53All the planets are aligned.

0:04:53 > 0:04:55Well, the moons at least. Go, Gnasher!

0:04:59 > 0:05:00Huh?!

0:05:00 > 0:05:04I've exposed my flank and I haven't been attacked?!

0:05:04 > 0:05:06Something's definitely not right here.

0:05:07 > 0:05:10We've got an emergency. Look!

0:05:16 > 0:05:19Gnasher's lost his menacing mojo.

0:05:19 > 0:05:22Oh, I'd hate to think of Paul lying around,

0:05:22 > 0:05:24not up to his usual tricks.

0:05:24 > 0:05:25Oh!

0:05:27 > 0:05:29We've got to find something to kick-start

0:05:29 > 0:05:31Gnasher's menace hard drive.

0:05:31 > 0:05:33But what, Dennis?

0:05:33 > 0:05:35I mean, that's a pretty big hard drive.

0:05:35 > 0:05:38It'll have to be something out of this world!

0:05:38 > 0:05:41Curly, you are a genius!

0:05:41 > 0:05:43Ha ha!

0:05:43 > 0:05:45- DIY SOS ASAP.- OK.

0:05:45 > 0:05:48NLWTPQ. What?

0:05:48 > 0:05:52I just thought we were just saying random letters. Are we not?

0:05:59 > 0:06:04A text message from the space agency GNASA, Gnasher, for you!

0:06:04 > 0:06:08It's an emergency situation. They need your help, Gnasher.

0:06:09 > 0:06:13This is space and this is a spaceship, piloted by Cutter.

0:06:13 > 0:06:16- You know he went to the moon, right?- Gnash-gnash.

0:06:16 > 0:06:20His mission was to bring back moon rocks, space dust and...

0:06:22 > 0:06:25- ..stuff like that.- But Cutter left something behind.

0:06:25 > 0:06:31- That's right. He left a half-eaten sausage in a moon crater.- Huh?

0:06:31 > 0:06:35It was grabbed by the Blurps, an alien race...

0:06:35 > 0:06:42Who can't believe we Earthlings throw away such treats as sausages.

0:06:42 > 0:06:44Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.

0:06:44 > 0:06:47The Blurps are eyeing our vast sausage reserves.

0:06:47 > 0:06:49They are about to invade.

0:06:49 > 0:06:51There's only one dog brave enough

0:06:51 > 0:06:54and skilful enough to save the world's sausages.

0:06:54 > 0:06:59- Gnasher, you have to stop the Blurps invading.- I give you...

0:06:59 > 0:07:02The Starship Enterpies.

0:07:02 > 0:07:05Gnash, gnash-gnash-gnash.

0:07:08 > 0:07:11Planet Earth depends on you.

0:07:11 > 0:07:17Ready for take-off in five, four, three, two, one.

0:07:17 > 0:07:18Gnasher!

0:07:26 > 0:07:29Swoosh! Bbrrr!

0:07:31 > 0:07:34We are about to employ the negative thrusters, Gnasher.

0:07:38 > 0:07:42Spaceship landing safely in the crater of planet Blurp.

0:07:45 > 0:07:49The safety of the world is now down to you, Gnasher.

0:07:52 > 0:07:54- Greetings.- Oh!

0:07:54 > 0:07:59I am captain Blubba-lubba of the starship Destroy The Earth,

0:07:59 > 0:08:05the deadliest warship in the Blurp laser cannon attack fleet.

0:08:07 > 0:08:11We want your bangers, salami, chorizo and hot dogs.

0:08:11 > 0:08:13Also chipolatas, which are nice.

0:08:17 > 0:08:21Hand them over now or face immediate sausage extermination!

0:08:25 > 0:08:27Gnash!

0:08:28 > 0:08:33Your unfeasible dentition has brought about my end.

0:08:33 > 0:08:37HE STRAINS

0:08:38 > 0:08:40My alien bum!

0:08:43 > 0:08:45THEY CHEER

0:08:47 > 0:08:49Gnash!

0:08:51 > 0:08:54Well done, Gnasher, mate. You've just saved the world!

0:08:57 > 0:09:00Beanotown, we have a problem.

0:09:02 > 0:09:04Pedal harder!

0:09:04 > 0:09:06My legs cannot take it, Dennis.

0:09:11 > 0:09:16- Wow! It really can fly. - Follow that ship!

0:09:25 > 0:09:27Na-na-na-na-na-na!

0:09:28 > 0:09:32It gives me great pleasure to present the Beanotown

0:09:32 > 0:09:35collar of honour to... Argh!

0:09:37 > 0:09:39Beanotown, we have an even bigger problem!

0:09:47 > 0:09:50Gnash-gnash-gnash-gnash-gnash!

0:09:51 > 0:09:53Cutter, save us!

0:09:53 > 0:09:55CUTTER WHIMPERS

0:09:55 > 0:09:56Cutter!?

0:09:56 > 0:09:58THEY SCREAM

0:10:02 > 0:10:03Gnasher!

0:10:10 > 0:10:13IN SLOW-MO: Oh, no...

0:10:17 > 0:10:20THEY CHEER

0:10:22 > 0:10:25I say! I believe I have a collar to award.

0:10:25 > 0:10:27APPLAUSE

0:10:30 > 0:10:33THEY CHEER

0:10:43 > 0:10:47I always said, Gnasher is the greatest dog in the world!

0:10:48 > 0:10:50- Hooray!- Gnasher!

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