Car Wash Caper

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04Ready, Gnasher? Let's go!

0:00:04 > 0:00:07# Playing by the rules

0:00:07 > 0:00:11# Is highly overrated

0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah!

0:00:14 > 0:00:17# They can't hold us back

0:00:17 > 0:00:21# We'll make the most of every second

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah!

0:00:24 > 0:00:26# After all is said and done

0:00:26 > 0:00:28# Shout, "One for all and all for fun!"

0:00:28 > 0:00:33# Nothing's gonna bring us down today

0:00:33 > 0:00:37# Open up your eyes The world outside is waiting. #

0:00:52 > 0:00:53Everything ready, Curly?

0:00:53 > 0:00:58- All systems go, Dennis. - History's in the menace making.

0:00:58 > 0:01:03Hear that, pal? You're about to be the first potato on the moon.

0:01:03 > 0:01:05Ready for lift-off, Gnasher?

0:01:05 > 0:01:07- Three, two...- Grr!

0:01:09 > 0:01:11ALL: Huh?

0:01:19 > 0:01:22A potato? The moon? What were you thinking?!

0:01:22 > 0:01:27An astro spud! I know, genius!

0:01:27 > 0:01:31Oh, I'm going to be doing overtime on my overtime to pay this damages bill.

0:01:31 > 0:01:33Oh, perhaps you could help Paul write

0:01:33 > 0:01:36his bestselling astro spud autobiography.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38Oh!

0:01:38 > 0:01:42Sorry, Pie-Face, the spud space programme is going to have to wait.

0:01:42 > 0:01:45Right now, we need a fundraising scheme to help Dad pay the bill.

0:01:45 > 0:01:50- Oh! What about a pie stand?- Yeah...

0:01:50 > 0:01:55- Last time we had a pie stand, YOU ate all the pies.- Oh, yeah...

0:01:55 > 0:01:58- A dog grooming service?- No chance.

0:01:58 > 0:02:01- They'd all want to look like Gnasher, and he's a one-off.- Arf...

0:02:01 > 0:02:03- HORN HONKS - Huh? What's he up to?

0:02:07 > 0:02:09Ha-ha! We'll have a car wash!

0:02:09 > 0:02:13Look, Walter can pull in two cars with a five-star car wash,

0:02:13 > 0:02:16so if we have 5,000 stars,

0:02:16 > 0:02:19we'll pull in, er...

0:02:19 > 0:02:21two million cars!

0:02:21 > 0:02:23Are there two million cars in Beanotown?

0:02:25 > 0:02:29No time for counting, Curly, we've a menace car wash to set up!

0:02:31 > 0:02:33And 5,000.

0:02:40 > 0:02:41Oh...

0:02:42 > 0:02:43THEY GASP

0:02:46 > 0:02:50- Hmm...- Don't worry, Dennis. We'll just wait for the next dirty car.

0:02:56 > 0:02:59Oh, there must be more than two dirty cars in Beanotown.

0:02:59 > 0:03:01- SQUELCH! - Eurgh!

0:03:01 > 0:03:04SEAGULL CAWS

0:03:04 > 0:03:07Oh, it's just hit me!

0:03:07 > 0:03:11- If you want to mess up cars, you can't beat a bird.- That's right.

0:03:11 > 0:03:13Birds are born to mess up cars!

0:03:13 > 0:03:19Oh, so we catch and train 5,000 birds.

0:03:19 > 0:03:22Or, faster, we just menace one up.

0:03:25 > 0:03:28- Feathers away, Gnasher! - Gnash! Gnash!

0:03:28 > 0:03:30Grr!

0:03:32 > 0:03:37Oh! It's like I'm watching a nature programme.

0:03:37 > 0:03:42This, Pie-Face, is the Menace 2,000 Car Messer-upper Bird Bot.

0:03:42 > 0:03:46- Oh, catchy. - All we need now is ammo.

0:03:46 > 0:03:50Two buckets of mud, one bucket of cold baked beans,

0:03:50 > 0:03:52another bucket of mud, one bucket of sour cream,

0:03:52 > 0:03:55past best before date, another bucket of mud,

0:03:55 > 0:03:5716 jars of horseradish... in a bucket,

0:03:57 > 0:03:59two buckets of soggy porridge,

0:03:59 > 0:04:023,800 millilitres of Raspberry Rocket Drink...

0:04:02 > 0:04:05- and mix thoroughly. - Gnash! Gnash! Grr!

0:04:06 > 0:04:09Gnash! Gnash! Gnash! Gnash!

0:04:10 > 0:04:12Come on, let's see how Curly's getting on with the GPS.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16HE HUMS

0:04:17 > 0:04:19Eurgh!

0:04:20 > 0:04:23I've hooked up our GPS so it now has the ability of satellite guidance,

0:04:23 > 0:04:25and finalised the upgrade

0:04:25 > 0:04:28with state-of-the-art target recognition software.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30You're good to go, Dennis.

0:04:39 > 0:04:43Nice one, Curly! Time to rustle up some business.

0:04:47 > 0:04:50Oh... Oh, no!

0:04:52 > 0:04:54HE HUMS

0:04:54 > 0:04:56Agh! Agh! Agh!

0:04:56 > 0:04:59Goodness me! Oh! Urgh!

0:05:02 > 0:05:04Eurgh! Ew!

0:05:08 > 0:05:10ALL: Huh?

0:05:10 > 0:05:11ALL: Oh!

0:05:11 > 0:05:16Hmm! Looks like your reputation precedes you, Dennis.

0:05:16 > 0:05:20Oh, he's right. They think we'll make their cars dirtier.

0:05:20 > 0:05:23Technically, we HAVE made their cars dirtier.

0:05:23 > 0:05:26Yes, but Walter's getting all the business!

0:05:26 > 0:05:29We earned that business and we're going to get it back.

0:05:29 > 0:05:32A first-class job, team.

0:05:33 > 0:05:35SQUELCH!

0:05:35 > 0:05:38Huh! I think you'll find this vehicle's still dirty!

0:05:38 > 0:05:40DENNIS WHISTLES

0:05:40 > 0:05:43Who's up for Beanotown's fastest car wash?

0:05:43 > 0:05:44Woof! Woof!

0:05:46 > 0:05:49Gnash! Gnash! Gnash! Gnash! Gnash...!

0:05:49 > 0:05:52- Lower fee and poop free!- Huh?!

0:05:54 > 0:05:55There!

0:05:55 > 0:05:58- SQUELCH! - Oh, no!

0:05:58 > 0:05:59DENNIS LAUGHS

0:05:59 > 0:06:00Gnash!

0:06:00 > 0:06:03Gnash! Gnash! Gnash! Gnash...!

0:06:04 > 0:06:07- Ha!- Thank you very much.

0:06:10 > 0:06:12Gnash! Gnash! Gnash!

0:06:12 > 0:06:13Huh-ya!

0:06:13 > 0:06:16- Wahey!- Huh-ya!

0:06:16 > 0:06:18Oh, fantastic, there!

0:06:18 > 0:06:21Thanks, Sergeant. Next!

0:06:21 > 0:06:24Gnash! Gnash! Gnash!

0:06:24 > 0:06:28I'll be recommending your car wash to all of my friends.

0:06:29 > 0:06:32Mayor Scrimp has friends?!

0:06:32 > 0:06:34- Mm-hmm!- Finally...

0:06:34 > 0:06:37SQUELCH! Oh, no!

0:06:37 > 0:06:40THEY LAUGH

0:06:40 > 0:06:45Right, my avian adversary, this means war!

0:06:45 > 0:06:49Hup, two, three, four! Hup, two, three...

0:06:50 > 0:06:51Uh-oh...

0:06:51 > 0:06:55- WALTER SNIFFS - Porridge?

0:06:55 > 0:06:57Baked beans?

0:06:57 > 0:07:00And...is that Raspberry Rocket Drink?

0:07:00 > 0:07:04Either the local birds have radically altered their diet,

0:07:04 > 0:07:07or I smell a Dennis scam!

0:07:07 > 0:07:09Colonel, stop!

0:07:09 > 0:07:12That's a rare and endangered wooden-beaked warbler!

0:07:12 > 0:07:15Oh...?

0:07:15 > 0:07:17Wooden-beaked warbler?

0:07:17 > 0:07:21Over 60 years as Beanotown's number-one bird watcher

0:07:21 > 0:07:25and I've never heard of it. It MUST be rare!

0:07:25 > 0:07:27Pardon me, Colonel, but I do hope

0:07:27 > 0:07:30you're planning to take that menace right out of the sky.

0:07:30 > 0:07:33Don't be so absurd, of course not!

0:07:33 > 0:07:38- That's a wooden-beaked warbler, don't you know?- A what?- Exactly!

0:07:38 > 0:07:42I hadn't seen one before either. It's incredibly rare.

0:07:44 > 0:07:49Oh, no, I can't shoot it down. It could well be the last of its kind.

0:07:49 > 0:07:53- Mm-hm.- I have to capture it.- Huh?!

0:07:53 > 0:07:54I say, my boy,

0:07:54 > 0:07:58how would you like to be part of the ornithological coup of the century?

0:07:58 > 0:08:00Get it? Coup?

0:08:00 > 0:08:02No? It's a bird thing.

0:08:04 > 0:08:08- Curly, give me the controller! We're about to be rumbled!- Here!

0:08:10 > 0:08:14If my calculations are correct, this net will fly out,

0:08:14 > 0:08:18open up mid-flight and capture the bird.

0:08:18 > 0:08:20- Fire in the hole! - BANG!

0:08:22 > 0:08:24Oh!

0:08:24 > 0:08:26My calculations may have been a bit off.

0:08:28 > 0:08:32Oh, dear! I hope it wasn't the last of its kind.

0:08:35 > 0:08:37What?!

0:08:39 > 0:08:41- We've lost the bird!- Uh...

0:08:44 > 0:08:47- Uh-oh!- What do you mean, "Uh-oh"?

0:08:47 > 0:08:50The target recognition system just went bonkers.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52It now thinks PEOPLE are targets!

0:08:52 > 0:08:53ALL: Uh-oh!

0:08:55 > 0:08:57- How do I turn it off?!- Off?

0:08:57 > 0:09:00Dennis, when you asked for a swoop and poop with rapid fire,

0:09:00 > 0:09:02you didn't ask for an off button!

0:09:03 > 0:09:05ALL: Uh-oh!

0:09:08 > 0:09:11ALL: Oh!

0:09:11 > 0:09:16OK, everybody, try to look like a car!

0:09:16 > 0:09:18ALL: Vroom! Vroom!

0:09:23 > 0:09:27- What is going on, Dennis?! - Can't talk! Busy!

0:09:27 > 0:09:31Oh, but this should cover the astro spud bill...

0:09:33 > 0:09:35..and the dry cleaning!

0:09:38 > 0:09:43- Walter, act like a vehicle! - Don't be ridiculous!

0:09:43 > 0:09:48I am not going to act like a vehicle. This nonsense ends now!

0:09:51 > 0:09:52Oh, there...

0:09:52 > 0:09:54Argh!

0:09:55 > 0:09:59- Are you sure about this, Pie-Face? - It's the only way, Dennis.

0:09:59 > 0:10:02I'll be waiting for you, Paul.

0:10:02 > 0:10:05- Potato in the hole! - BANG!

0:10:07 > 0:10:10Argh!

0:10:10 > 0:10:11SPLASH!

0:10:14 > 0:10:16Ahem...

0:10:16 > 0:10:23Private Potato, for bravery under fire, being fired and being on fire.

0:10:25 > 0:10:27And to Dennis, for your contribution

0:10:27 > 0:10:31to the preservation of an endangered species.

0:10:31 > 0:10:33You mean the wooden-beaked warbler?

0:10:34 > 0:10:37No! I mean Walter.

0:10:37 > 0:10:40- Hmm!- Huh!

0:10:40 > 0:10:43Now, can SOMEBODY get my vehicle clean?!

0:10:43 > 0:10:45Oh!

0:10:45 > 0:10:48Oh... Hmm!

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