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0:00:02 > 0:00:04Ready, Gnasher? Let's go!

0:00:04 > 0:00:08# Playing by the rules

0:00:08 > 0:00:11# Is highly overrated

0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah!

0:00:14 > 0:00:17# They can't hold us back

0:00:17 > 0:00:21# We'll make the most of every second

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah!

0:00:24 > 0:00:26# After all is said and done

0:00:26 > 0:00:29# Shout, "One for all and all for fun!"

0:00:29 > 0:00:33# Nothing's gonna bring us down today

0:00:33 > 0:00:38# Open up your eyes The world outside is waiting. #

0:00:51 > 0:00:54POSTMAN SHRIEKS

0:00:54 > 0:00:57Gnash, gnash! Gnash, gnash!

0:00:58 > 0:01:00POSTMAN SHRIEKS

0:01:00 > 0:01:02GNASHER BARKS

0:01:02 > 0:01:06Now, that is not the pace of a postman preparing to post.

0:01:07 > 0:01:11Ahem, I must draw your attention to postal delivery service

0:01:11 > 0:01:14article 49B, subsection 12 which expressly states...

0:01:14 > 0:01:16THUD

0:01:16 > 0:01:18Gnash!

0:01:18 > 0:01:20POSTMAN SCREAMS

0:01:29 > 0:01:34This is all that's left of my year's subscription to Magnet Monthly!

0:01:34 > 0:01:36What's Magnet Monthly?

0:01:36 > 0:01:39The only periodical exclusively about the hows

0:01:39 > 0:01:44- and whys of magnetism, obviously! It's fascinating!- Right.

0:01:44 > 0:01:45There's even

0:01:45 > 0:01:49less of Efficient Pockets Weekly, Fractions Quarterly, Ant Admirer

0:01:49 > 0:01:53and Collectable Placemats as well.

0:01:53 > 0:01:54Walter, I...

0:01:54 > 0:01:55I'm horrified.

0:01:55 > 0:01:58You shouldn't be inside reading boring magazines,

0:01:58 > 0:02:01you should be getting out and doing fun stuff.

0:02:01 > 0:02:03Gnasher's doing you a favour.

0:02:03 > 0:02:07- A favour?!- Mm-hm, yeah. He's got you out of the house.

0:02:07 > 0:02:12You're getting fresh air, exercise and Gnasher's getting exercise too.

0:02:12 > 0:02:18- And now his collection is just one sample short.- Oh, what collection?

0:02:18 > 0:02:19WALTER GASPS

0:02:19 > 0:02:21Within 24 hours, the world

0:02:21 > 0:02:24record for the largest collection of samples from Post Office-issue

0:02:24 > 0:02:27underpants, held since 1908 by an unusually fast

0:02:27 > 0:02:31and snappy dachshund, will be claimed by one Gnasher Menace!

0:02:31 > 0:02:32Gnasher!

0:02:32 > 0:02:33Hmmm, well,

0:02:33 > 0:02:37as you've clearly no intention of curbing your pooch's postal

0:02:37 > 0:02:42impropriety, I'll have to take postal matters into my own hands.

0:02:42 > 0:02:45Eh? You're going to be a postman?

0:02:45 > 0:02:47Gnash, gnash?

0:02:47 > 0:02:49Ooh!

0:02:49 > 0:02:51No, of course, not.

0:02:51 > 0:02:53Sorry, Gnasher.

0:02:53 > 0:02:56Walter's doesn't count but come tomorrow's post,

0:02:56 > 0:02:58you'll be the new title-holder.

0:02:59 > 0:03:02We'll see about that.

0:03:04 > 0:03:07Ah! Don't want to miss the big moment, eh, Walter?

0:03:07 > 0:03:09Oh, absolutely not.

0:03:09 > 0:03:13Today's the debut of the future of post delivery.

0:03:13 > 0:03:16- Say hello to the Post-a-Tron!- Eh?

0:03:18 > 0:03:19A robot?!

0:03:20 > 0:03:24- That's the new postman?! - Gnash?- It's a prototype.

0:03:24 > 0:03:28All the traits of a human postal worker combined with robot

0:03:28 > 0:03:30- efficiency.- Gnash!

0:03:30 > 0:03:33I first read about it in Stamps And Envelopes News.

0:03:33 > 0:03:37I told the post office I knew just the place to test it out.

0:03:37 > 0:03:40Splendid. Porridge Enthusiast.

0:03:40 > 0:03:43I've been looking forward to you, my friend.

0:03:45 > 0:03:46DOORBELL RINGS

0:03:46 > 0:03:49Post? We've not had post for months.

0:03:49 > 0:03:51ROBOTIC WHIRRING APPROACHES

0:03:51 > 0:03:52MAN GASPS

0:03:54 > 0:03:55Gnash.

0:03:56 > 0:04:00- Poor Gnasher.- He's devastated.

0:04:00 > 0:04:02How can he bag the record for postal underpants samples

0:04:02 > 0:04:07- when our robot postman doesn't wear pants?!- Could we put pants on it?

0:04:07 > 0:04:09- It doesn't have legs. - Could we put legs on it?

0:04:09 > 0:04:12Ah...well... No!

0:04:12 > 0:04:14We've got to get rid of the robot postman.

0:04:14 > 0:04:18We've got to get a real postman back so Gnasher can claim that record.

0:04:18 > 0:04:21And this is how we're going to do it.

0:04:24 > 0:04:26- Oh!- Oh!

0:04:26 > 0:04:28Me and Gnasher will drive it and when Gnasher

0:04:28 > 0:04:33barks into the microphone inside, it'll sound like 100 dogs.

0:04:33 > 0:04:36At the sound of 100 Gnashers, any postman would leg it.

0:04:36 > 0:04:40And as the Post-a-Tron is programmed to behave just like a postman...

0:04:41 > 0:04:45- You've built a robot dog?!- Obviously.

0:04:45 > 0:04:47It's the only way to scare off a robot postman.

0:04:47 > 0:04:53We don't want you scaring off the robot postman. I like getting post!

0:04:53 > 0:04:54Here's a postcard from Gran.

0:04:54 > 0:04:56She's stranded in the Congo and needs us

0:04:56 > 0:04:59to send cash...six months ago!

0:04:59 > 0:05:01Oh, that's why we haven't heard from her.

0:05:01 > 0:05:06And the Post-a-Tron has also finally delivered all your school reports.

0:05:06 > 0:05:09You're grounded. You can help us sort through all this post.

0:05:09 > 0:05:12- Here's a power bill. Final demand.- Huh?

0:05:14 > 0:05:18Right, you're doubly grounded - you and Gnasher, but first,

0:05:18 > 0:05:19find some candles.

0:05:19 > 0:05:21But...?! But what about Gnasher's record?!

0:05:23 > 0:05:26- Good luck, Pie-Face.- Thanks, Dennis.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28DENNIS' DAD: 'Dennis, inside, now!

0:05:28 > 0:05:32- 'You're grounded. And sorting post.' - Aw! You're our eyes, Curly.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34Keep us updated.

0:05:35 > 0:05:37WALTER HUMS

0:05:40 > 0:05:43Hello. Is that the dog catcher?

0:05:43 > 0:05:46I need you to bring your largest net.

0:05:54 > 0:05:56Pie-Face, now!

0:05:56 > 0:05:58PIE-FACE BARKS

0:05:58 > 0:06:00Oh!

0:06:00 > 0:06:03PIE-FACE BARKS

0:06:06 > 0:06:08Ah! Fabbo!

0:06:08 > 0:06:10Beanotown Miniaturist.

0:06:10 > 0:06:14- PIE-FACE:- 'Oh, that tickles.'

0:06:14 > 0:06:16A-ha! You're coming with me.

0:06:16 > 0:06:19Er...Dennis, we have a problem.

0:06:21 > 0:06:25I have to go rescue Pie-Face! He's been taken by the dog-catcher.

0:06:25 > 0:06:28Why does that sentence not surprise me?

0:06:28 > 0:06:29Dennis, you're not going anywhere

0:06:29 > 0:06:32until you finish sorting all that post.

0:06:35 > 0:06:36Ha, finished!

0:06:37 > 0:06:39What sort of sorting is that?

0:06:39 > 0:06:43It's all been sorted into a needs-to-be-sorted pile. See ya!

0:06:43 > 0:06:45Gnash!

0:06:45 > 0:06:49- Wait! Wait! - Gnash, gnash, gnash, gnash!

0:06:49 > 0:06:52A-ha! Another wild dog!

0:06:52 > 0:06:56- Gnash?- Hey! Aren't you our old postman?

0:06:56 > 0:06:58Your new dog-catcher now.

0:06:58 > 0:07:02I'm chasing dogs! Sweet revenge!

0:07:02 > 0:07:06Still, you must be miffed a robot's doing your old job.

0:07:06 > 0:07:08That's the point - it's doing the job.

0:07:08 > 0:07:12Unlike me, it's fulfilling the postman's motto -

0:07:12 > 0:07:17"Through rain or hail or snow, the post must get through."

0:07:17 > 0:07:21So, if the robot postman can't get through,

0:07:21 > 0:07:26- they'll have to re-employ a proper postman. With pants!- Gnash, gnash?

0:07:26 > 0:07:27- PIE-FACE IN MUFFLED VOICE:- 'Hello?

0:07:27 > 0:07:31'Could I get out, please? Anyone?'

0:07:33 > 0:07:35- Ready, menaces? - ALL: Ready.- Gnash!

0:07:35 > 0:07:37Hail!

0:07:41 > 0:07:45ROBOTIC WHIRRING

0:07:46 > 0:07:48Rain!

0:07:52 > 0:07:54Snow!

0:07:56 > 0:07:58Ramp!

0:07:58 > 0:07:59Roller skates!

0:08:00 > 0:08:02Manhole!

0:08:05 > 0:08:07Or should that be robothole?

0:08:07 > 0:08:10ALL CHEER

0:08:10 > 0:08:12Yes! Now to call the post office.

0:08:12 > 0:08:15Let them know the post isn't getting through...

0:08:15 > 0:08:17RUMBLING

0:08:19 > 0:08:22All right, Organised Desk Periodical.

0:08:22 > 0:08:25ALL: Huh? RUMBLING

0:08:26 > 0:08:31All this because Walter missed out on Magnet Monthly?

0:08:31 > 0:08:35- There's a magazine called Magnet Monthly?- I know!

0:08:35 > 0:08:40Free magnet with every issue... Oh, wait a minute!

0:08:40 > 0:08:42HE CLEARS THROAT

0:08:42 > 0:08:43Is that Magnet Monthly?

0:08:43 > 0:08:47Not one issue of my subscription has arrived all year

0:08:47 > 0:08:49so can you send them again?

0:08:49 > 0:08:53All at once? Brilliant! My name?

0:08:53 > 0:08:54It's Walter.

0:08:58 > 0:09:01I suppose you menaces hope once again to disrupt

0:09:01 > 0:09:04- the march of technology? - No, you win, Walter.

0:09:04 > 0:09:07- We've tried and we can't stop the Post-a-Tron.- Ha!

0:09:07 > 0:09:10I knew you wouldn't be able to get the better of its superior

0:09:10 > 0:09:12robot brain.

0:09:12 > 0:09:16And Gnasher felt so bad about ruining your magazines

0:09:16 > 0:09:20so we're making up for it - a whole year's worth of Magnet Monthly,

0:09:20 > 0:09:23complete with free magnets, is arriving today.

0:09:23 > 0:09:27You don't expect me to believe that, do you?

0:09:27 > 0:09:28It's true!

0:09:28 > 0:09:34I give you a postal marvel with news of the marvel of magnetism, in bulk!

0:09:34 > 0:09:36Huh?

0:09:36 > 0:09:39ROBOTIC WHIRRING

0:09:39 > 0:09:43WHIRRING INCREASES

0:09:46 > 0:09:50You're right, Walter, magnetism is marvellous!

0:09:50 > 0:09:54THEY LAUGH

0:09:54 > 0:09:57- Ah! I see you got your old job back. - Yes.

0:09:57 > 0:10:02Apparently, the Post-a-Tron had a few glitches to iron out?

0:10:02 > 0:10:04Well, something like that.

0:10:04 > 0:10:06Still, at least Gnasher's not around today

0:10:06 > 0:10:08so I can deliver the mail in peace.

0:10:09 > 0:10:11- He's behind me, isn't he?- Yeah.

0:10:11 > 0:10:12Gnash!

0:10:12 > 0:10:13HE SCREAMS

0:10:13 > 0:10:17FIREWORKS AND CHEERING

0:10:17 > 0:10:18Hello, woofing dog.

0:10:18 > 0:10:22Congratulations! A new record!

0:10:22 > 0:10:23Do you have any idea

0:10:23 > 0:10:26what this will do for Beanotown?

0:10:26 > 0:10:28- No.- Neither do I.

0:10:28 > 0:10:31So, what's next for our champion, then?

0:10:31 > 0:10:33Gnash, gnash, gnash.

0:10:33 > 0:10:35Apparently, he has his eye on the record

0:10:35 > 0:10:38for samples from mayors' underpants.

0:10:38 > 0:10:41- Oh, what?- Gnash!- Ow!

0:10:42 > 0:10:46Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd