0:00:02 > 0:00:04Ready, Gnasher? Let's go!
0:00:04 > 0:00:08# Playing by the rules
0:00:08 > 0:00:10# Is highly overrated
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah!
0:00:14 > 0:00:17# They can't hold us back
0:00:17 > 0:00:19# We'll make the most of every second
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah!
0:00:24 > 0:00:26# After all is said and done
0:00:26 > 0:00:29# Shout, "One for all and all for fun!"
0:00:29 > 0:00:31# Nothing's gonna bring us down today
0:00:33 > 0:00:38# Open up your eyes The world outside is waiting. #
0:00:50 > 0:00:53KIDS LAUGHING
0:00:53 > 0:00:57TANNOY: Attention all students. A reminder that today we're putting
0:00:57 > 0:01:00the "fun" into fundraising to raise enough money
0:01:00 > 0:01:02to deal with the pigeon infestation.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06SCREAMING
0:01:06 > 0:01:10I've looked at several money-making ideas and in my impartial
0:01:10 > 0:01:15and unbiased opinion the best one is Angel Face's Biscuit Bake Off.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18Thanks, Daddy.
0:01:18 > 0:01:22It's simple. We all bake cookies and sell them to raise money.
0:01:22 > 0:01:26Huh! No way I'm baking biccies to help this dump of a school.
0:01:26 > 0:01:30And whoever sells the most cookies will win all-day passes
0:01:30 > 0:01:34to the new rollercoaster at Beanotown Fairground.
0:01:34 > 0:01:38- Hey!- Like I said, I'd do anything to help this dump of a school.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41But we don't know anything about baking cookies.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43True, we'll need some help.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47And I know just who to ask.
0:01:49 > 0:01:54Angel Face, I have a cookie-shaped career opportunity for you.
0:01:54 > 0:01:58Join Team Walter and you'll get great experience for your CV,
0:01:58 > 0:02:01a full benefits package, pension and holiday entitlement.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04- And homework help.- Mmm...
0:02:04 > 0:02:07Throw in piggybacks to my lessons and you've got a deal.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10- Bertie?- Dudley?- Huh...
0:02:10 > 0:02:13Righto, hop on.
0:02:13 > 0:02:17- Uhh.- Giddy up!- Righto. - I have a counter offer.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20Join us and we'll split the rollercoaster passes with you.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22- I want half. - No way! There's four of us.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25- OK, two quarters.- Done.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27DUDLEY GROANS
0:02:31 > 0:02:35Now, I've broken the recipe down into simple stages.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38Dennis, you stir the mixture. Gnasher, grease the baking trays.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Gnash, gnash.
0:02:40 > 0:02:44Curly, roll out the cookie dough. Pie Face, you cut them into shapes.
0:02:44 > 0:02:49And I'll add the decorations. Now, let's get baking.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52GNASHER SLURPS AND BURPS
0:02:52 > 0:02:55Ha-ha! Looks like it passes the Gnasher taste test!
0:02:58 > 0:03:01Cookie Crew, present cookies...
0:03:03 > 0:03:07I give you the Walter Wafer.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10HE GULPS
0:03:14 > 0:03:17I give you the Menace Mouthful!
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Gnash, gnash!
0:03:19 > 0:03:22Oh-oh, Mum, we're selling cookies to raise money for the school.
0:03:22 > 0:03:26- You're helping the school?! Why?- To win free tickets
0:03:26 > 0:03:30- for the new rollercoaster, of course.- Well, that makes more sense.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32OK, I'll take a box.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36SHE GULPS
0:03:36 > 0:03:40- Oh, oh, the decorations taste funny. - Oh, those aren't decorations,
0:03:40 > 0:03:42they're bits of Gnasher's fur.
0:03:42 > 0:03:43- Gnash!- Oh!
0:03:43 > 0:03:45SHE SPITS OUT COOKIE
0:03:45 > 0:03:49First satisfied customer. Let's get back to school and start selling.
0:03:50 > 0:03:55Our Menace Mouthfuls are made with only the finest ingredients.
0:03:56 > 0:04:01Then each one is lovingly topped off with sweetness and light.
0:04:03 > 0:04:09And offered to you so we can support our beloved school.
0:04:09 > 0:04:13- SOBS: Oh, I'll take a dozen boxes. - Sold. Cash only.
0:04:13 > 0:04:14Keep the line moving.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16Ha-ha!
0:04:16 > 0:04:20No-one can resist Angel Face's sales talk. Rollercoaster, here we come!
0:04:21 > 0:04:23SINGING STARTS
0:04:26 > 0:04:28# From the frozen north
0:04:28 > 0:04:30# To the Straits of Gibraltar
0:04:30 > 0:04:33# There's no snack better than
0:04:33 > 0:04:34# The wafer from Walter! #
0:04:36 > 0:04:38CHATTERING
0:04:38 > 0:04:40Superb, superb!
0:04:42 > 0:04:43Ahhh!
0:04:43 > 0:04:49Thank you for choosing Walter Wafers, finest cookies in Beanotown!
0:04:49 > 0:04:50Lookie here!
0:04:50 > 0:04:51Cookie here!
0:04:53 > 0:04:56# Sweet and crunchy after lunchie!
0:04:56 > 0:04:58# Don't be doubtful Have a Menace Mouthful #
0:04:58 > 0:04:59Gnash, gnash!
0:05:01 > 0:05:03CHATTERING
0:05:03 > 0:05:07- Time for Plan B.- But, Walter, I thought the song was Plan B?
0:05:07 > 0:05:10Time for Plan C, then.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12CHATTERING
0:05:12 > 0:05:17Read all about it - "The truth about Menace Mouthfuls."
0:05:17 > 0:05:19CHATTERING
0:05:19 > 0:05:21GASPING AND GAGGING
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Wait! Come back!
0:05:23 > 0:05:28Special offer - buy one and I won't menace you for a week.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30Buy our biscuits, Daddy.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33Er, sorry, Pumpkin, I'm buying Walter Wafers.
0:05:33 > 0:05:37This leaflet says Menace Mouthfuls are made of cardboard,
0:05:37 > 0:05:39sawdust and mouse droppings.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41Outrageous!
0:05:41 > 0:05:44Besides, only one of those things is true.
0:05:45 > 0:05:50"This is what happened to me when I ate a Menace Mouthful"?
0:05:50 > 0:05:53Right, two can play at that game.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59Hello, Beanotown TV? Meet me at the school,
0:05:59 > 0:06:03I've got a hot news story for you.
0:06:03 > 0:06:09Ha-ha, OK, we need some lipstick, balloons and Curly's video camera.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12We're here at Beanotown School where we were hoping to bring you
0:06:12 > 0:06:17an exclusive story...but so far, all we've found is some pigeons.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19PIGEON COOS
0:06:19 > 0:06:20Shoo!
0:06:20 > 0:06:22Oi, I've got your story here.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Just upload this video file.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27PIGEON COOS
0:06:27 > 0:06:28Oh, why not?
0:06:33 > 0:06:36Ah, time for the Beanotown frog-hurdling finals
0:06:36 > 0:06:41with a nice cup of tea and a bite of those delicious Walter Wafers.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43Mmm...
0:06:43 > 0:06:46- TV:- We interrupt this programme to bring you an important message.
0:06:46 > 0:06:52Hello, I am a proper doctor. Are you eating Walter Wafers?
0:06:52 > 0:06:56- Uh-hm.- Then you'd better watch out for these side effects.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59- Dizziness.- Gnaaash.
0:07:00 > 0:07:04Strange squiggles on your face.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06And finally...
0:07:07 > 0:07:10BANG
0:07:10 > 0:07:13If you don't want your head to explode...
0:07:13 > 0:07:18buy Menace Mouthfuls, the cookies you can trust!
0:07:18 > 0:07:19ALL: Ahhh!!
0:07:21 > 0:07:26- Ha, we've completely sold out! - But did we beat Walter?
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Pie Face is on the case right now.
0:07:28 > 0:07:33We sold 154 boxes before that news report of Dennis's
0:07:33 > 0:07:38- scared off our business. - Hmm, we've only got five left.
0:07:38 > 0:07:43We have to sell them to be sure we beat Dennis.
0:07:43 > 0:07:49- We've sold 158!- Walter's sold 154.
0:07:49 > 0:07:50CHEERING
0:07:51 > 0:07:56But he's still trying to sell his last five boxes.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58Oh, actually, four, cos I bought a box.
0:07:59 > 0:08:03- They're really nice. - It doesn't matter.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06The only way anyone else would buy Walter's Wafers now
0:08:06 > 0:08:10is if they don't have a TV and there's no-one in Beanotown
0:08:10 > 0:08:14without a TV... Oh...except...
0:08:14 > 0:08:17Oh, no, no, no, I never watch the entertainment square.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19Rots the brain, don't you know.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22Exactly! We know you're a man of taste and distinction.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25That's why we rushed here with this exclusive offer
0:08:25 > 0:08:29on our last remaining boxes of Walter's Wafers.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31If Walter sells his last boxes, he wins.
0:08:31 > 0:08:35You have to stall them while I make more cookies.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38Oh, Colonel, I just happened to be passing
0:08:38 > 0:08:43when I suddenly wanted to hear some of your brilliant war stories.
0:08:43 > 0:08:47- Oh, really? Well, of course. My pleasure.- It's so important
0:08:47 > 0:08:50for our generation to listen to the wisdom of our elders,
0:08:50 > 0:08:53don't you agree, Walter?
0:08:53 > 0:08:58Yes, but if we could just finish our business first?
0:08:58 > 0:09:01Don't be so impatient, young man! That's what's wrong with
0:09:01 > 0:09:05the youngsters today. Now, during the siege of Sheddington Grouse
0:09:05 > 0:09:09we waited 57 days, don't you know...
0:09:09 > 0:09:10LAUGHING
0:09:10 > 0:09:13A-ha, I put in loads of extra self-raising flour
0:09:13 > 0:09:15to make them bake faster.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18Yeah! Ah...
0:09:18 > 0:09:20RUMBLING
0:09:20 > 0:09:21Wow, that really was fast.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23CLANGING
0:09:23 > 0:09:25Oh-oh.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28So I said, "Listen, Gregory. One of us has to wrestle these sharks
0:09:28 > 0:09:29"and I think it should be you."
0:09:29 > 0:09:31EXPLOSION AND RUMBLING
0:09:31 > 0:09:34Hmm, what was that noise?
0:09:34 > 0:09:39Er, probably your stomach rumbling. Hungry for some Walter Wafers?
0:09:39 > 0:09:43Ah, yes, well, I suppose I'd better get on with buying them...
0:09:43 > 0:09:45LOOK OUT!
0:09:45 > 0:09:49SCREAMING
0:09:49 > 0:09:52SCREAMING AND GROANING
0:09:53 > 0:09:58Ha-ha, our mega Menace Mouthful has eaten the last Walter Wafers.
0:09:58 > 0:10:02- It's a biscuit-eat-biscuit world. - And you know what that means.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05We win! We win!
0:10:05 > 0:10:06CHEERING
0:10:07 > 0:10:10Thanks to all the money raised by the Biscuit Bake Off,
0:10:10 > 0:10:13this school is once again pigeon-free,
0:10:13 > 0:10:15and the results are in.
0:10:15 > 0:10:20In second place, it's Team Walter who sold 155 boxes.
0:10:20 > 0:10:25But your winners with 158 boxes sold...
0:10:25 > 0:10:27Team Dennis!
0:10:27 > 0:10:29CHEERING
0:10:29 > 0:10:34And here's your prize. Free passes to the new Beanotown rollercoaster.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36CHEERING
0:10:36 > 0:10:38What do you think happened to Team Walter?
0:10:38 > 0:10:42Looks like they're on a rollercoaster ride of their own.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44SCREAMING
0:10:47 > 0:10:50LAUGHING
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