You and Whose Army

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0:00:01 > 0:00:04Ready, Gnasher? Let's go!

0:00:04 > 0:00:07# Playing by the rules

0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Is highly overrated

0:00:10 > 0:00:14# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah!

0:00:14 > 0:00:17# They can't hold us back

0:00:17 > 0:00:21# We'll make the most of every second

0:00:21 > 0:00:23# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah!

0:00:23 > 0:00:25# After all is said and done

0:00:25 > 0:00:28# Shout, "One for all and all for fun!"

0:00:28 > 0:00:33# Nothing's gonna bring us down today

0:00:33 > 0:00:38# Open up your eyes The world outside is waiting. #

0:00:51 > 0:00:54- No sudden moves Gnasher.- Gnash, gnash, gnash, gnash.

0:00:54 > 0:00:58The Dennis deluge drencher deluxe is almost ready.

0:00:58 > 0:01:01BUGLE BLARES

0:01:02 > 0:01:04Uh-oh.

0:01:04 > 0:01:05Gulp.

0:01:14 > 0:01:15BUGLE BLARES

0:01:21 > 0:01:23You've bunged up my bugle!

0:01:23 > 0:01:28I was just awarding myself a medal for excellent garden tidiness.

0:01:28 > 0:01:33Do you know what your stupid bugling just did to my new secret weapon?

0:01:33 > 0:01:36Foiling enemy experiments, ey? Think that deserves a medal too.

0:01:38 > 0:01:43- Haven't you got enough silly medals? - Silly? I think not.

0:01:43 > 0:01:48Medals tell you all about a man and his deeds. And they're so shiny.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56Hi.

0:01:56 > 0:01:58Aghhh!

0:02:05 > 0:02:10Finally. A chance to put operation blue sky in to action.

0:02:10 > 0:02:12Very hush-hush.

0:02:17 > 0:02:19Get off! Ohh! Aghh!

0:02:20 > 0:02:23Put that postman down and fetch the gang!

0:02:23 > 0:02:25This calls for a menace meeting right now.

0:02:27 > 0:02:28Gnash, gnash.

0:02:28 > 0:02:32He's ruined another experiment with his medal awarding ceremonies.

0:02:32 > 0:02:36So today, we're going to menace with the thing Colonel loves best.

0:02:36 > 0:02:38Huh! You don't mean?

0:02:38 > 0:02:42That's right, Pie-Face. We're going to meddle with his medals.

0:02:42 > 0:02:44Curly, telescope.

0:02:45 > 0:02:49You put boot polish around the eye-piece, didn't you?

0:02:49 > 0:02:53No way, Dennis. See?

0:02:53 > 0:02:55Hahaha.

0:02:55 > 0:02:59Come on, time to... Wow, what's happened to the Colonel's house?

0:03:05 > 0:03:08Mind out down there! What's the matter?

0:03:08 > 0:03:11Never seen a chap give his house a coat of camouflage before?

0:03:11 > 0:03:15- Are you expecting an invasion or something?- Worse.

0:03:15 > 0:03:19I'm expecting a bore, a braggart and a blowhard.

0:03:19 > 0:03:21A what, a what and a what?

0:03:21 > 0:03:24My best friend, Brigadier Withering Guff.

0:03:24 > 0:03:26Always trying to meddle with me.

0:03:26 > 0:03:31But my crafty camouflage will outfox the old fox.

0:03:31 > 0:03:33Outfox me, old boy? Ha!

0:03:33 > 0:03:35Not likely.

0:03:36 > 0:03:40Nice try, but my camouflage is a bit more realistic.

0:03:40 > 0:03:45Possibly a bit too realistic.

0:03:45 > 0:03:50Think the medal for outstanding camouflage goes to me, don't you?

0:03:50 > 0:03:52Mm, well, I suppose.

0:03:55 > 0:03:59Hahaha. That's one in the eye for you.

0:03:59 > 0:04:04Cheer up, Colonel. Looks like you've been decorated after all! Hahaha!

0:04:04 > 0:04:07- Tour of inspection, Guffy?- Hmm.

0:04:07 > 0:04:11More interested in all these medals you claim to have won, old boy.

0:04:11 > 0:04:14Well this one is for successful moustache trimming

0:04:14 > 0:04:18and this one's my medal for bravery in the face of extreme supper.

0:04:18 > 0:04:21Rations of curried prunes, sprouts and rhubarb.

0:04:21 > 0:04:25Not bad, I suppose. Not exactly like proper medals though, are they?

0:04:25 > 0:04:29Not like this one for wrestling escaped crocodiles.

0:04:29 > 0:04:32Or this one for plugging erupting volcanoes.

0:04:34 > 0:04:39- Ah! Spies!- Wow! Did you get a medal for wrestling a crocodile?

0:04:39 > 0:04:42Absolutely. Ugly brute. Impressive teeth.

0:04:42 > 0:04:45- Nearly as impressive as the chompers on that fine hound.- Gnash, gnash!

0:04:45 > 0:04:47How did you defeat the croc?

0:04:47 > 0:04:50Hmm, it was touch and go but eventually I culled the beast

0:04:50 > 0:04:53with my overwhelming strength and impressive shouty voice.

0:04:53 > 0:04:55Pah! That's nothing.

0:04:55 > 0:04:58This medal is for giving the kiss of life to a drowning fish.

0:04:58 > 0:05:01This is for boxing with a black belt kangaroo.

0:05:01 > 0:05:04This one's for taming a beetle with a banjo.

0:05:04 > 0:05:08- This one's for taming a killer whale with a kazoo.- Ha! Child's play.

0:05:08 > 0:05:10- Man's game!- Oh, yeah?!- Yeah!

0:05:10 > 0:05:12I've got a brilliant idea.

0:05:12 > 0:05:14You two should have a contest

0:05:14 > 0:05:18- and the winner takes the medals from the loser.- I accept the challenge.

0:05:18 > 0:05:23- As do I.- And we'll help you.- I don't need any help from you.- Mm.

0:05:23 > 0:05:26I however think you're just the sort of plucky chaps

0:05:26 > 0:05:28I could use on my team.

0:05:28 > 0:05:30Let the contest begin!

0:05:31 > 0:05:35Challenge one - restoring the Colonel's house to order.

0:05:35 > 0:05:39- Mm, quite, yes.- Oh, cleaning paint off doesn't sound like much fun.

0:05:39 > 0:05:43Not even if it's testing my new Dennis deluge, drencher deluxe?

0:05:45 > 0:05:48Water bombs away!

0:05:57 > 0:06:00First medal to us!

0:06:00 > 0:06:03Ouch! Oooh!

0:06:03 > 0:06:07- Challenge two - making the parade ground orderly.- And cut!

0:06:07 > 0:06:11Presenting a perfectly pruned, platoon of privets on parade.

0:06:14 > 0:06:16Gnash, gnash, gnash, gnash.

0:06:21 > 0:06:25Challenge three - drilling the troops.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27Ha, front line in elf-defence, you know. Agh!

0:06:29 > 0:06:34Never thought following orders would be this much fun!

0:06:34 > 0:06:37Agh! Man down! Man down!

0:06:40 > 0:06:44Call that a parade? I'll take that one for sloppy parade performance.

0:06:44 > 0:06:46And that one too.

0:06:46 > 0:06:50- Bandaged gnomes are a disgrace to the regiment, Colonel.- Ohhh.

0:06:50 > 0:06:54Hey, Colonel? Why don't we forget the stupid contest?

0:06:54 > 0:06:59- It was only suppose to be a bit of fun.- Back down from a challenge?

0:06:59 > 0:07:03Never! I've one medal left. Enough for one last contest.

0:07:03 > 0:07:07You heard the man, lads. Wouldn't want to hurt his pride, would you?

0:07:07 > 0:07:09Well, OK. A race then.

0:07:09 > 0:07:12Whoever can build and drive the fastest

0:07:12 > 0:07:17all-terrain vehicle across the lake wins.

0:07:17 > 0:07:21DRILLING AND SAWING

0:07:23 > 0:07:25Ahh, finished. Finally.

0:07:27 > 0:07:28Gnash, gnash.

0:07:28 > 0:07:32Ah, morning, chaps. Just come to help.

0:07:32 > 0:07:35- But we've just finished.- Finished? Excellent work, troops.

0:07:35 > 0:07:39Looks like it's time to present the all-weather, Guffy goliath.

0:07:39 > 0:07:43ENGINE FIRES UP

0:07:45 > 0:07:48All set. Steady with those vital supplies, lads.

0:07:48 > 0:07:51There's a medal to be won.

0:07:56 > 0:07:58On your marks, get set...

0:08:01 > 0:08:03..Go!

0:08:17 > 0:08:19Go, go, Goliath!

0:08:25 > 0:08:29- No, No, Goliath!- Gnash, gnash.

0:08:29 > 0:08:33Shed, I order you to stop sinking immediately!

0:08:35 > 0:08:37We're too heavy to float, Dennis.

0:08:37 > 0:08:40It must be Withering Guff's vital supplies.

0:08:40 > 0:08:43- Quick, chuck 'em overboard.- Gnash!

0:08:45 > 0:08:48- Eh?- Don't you dare touch my lovely medals.

0:08:48 > 0:08:52You have to save them and save me while you're at it.

0:08:52 > 0:08:58After all, who else is fit to wear these shiny beauties. Help, Help!

0:08:58 > 0:09:01- Mayday, S.O.S!- You big phoney.

0:09:01 > 0:09:05I thought you wrestled crocs and plugged volcanoes?

0:09:05 > 0:09:09Well, not personally. But I did give the orders.

0:09:09 > 0:09:13I've got medals for giving orders, you know. Wait! Where are you going?

0:09:13 > 0:09:19Come back! I order you to stop escaping and help me escape first.

0:09:22 > 0:09:25Huh?

0:09:28 > 0:09:31Never thought I'd say this, Colonel, but you're a hero.

0:09:31 > 0:09:36- Not like SOME people.- Cowards! Traitors!

0:09:36 > 0:09:38Oh, Mummy!

0:09:38 > 0:09:42Right, troops. Time for Operation Rotter Rescue.

0:09:45 > 0:09:47Well, your vehicle did make it further than mine

0:09:47 > 0:09:50and rules are rules.

0:09:52 > 0:09:56Stop! Your medals might be daft, Colonel, but you earned them fairly.

0:09:56 > 0:10:01So here are some that aren't silly. For rescuing us.

0:10:01 > 0:10:06- For not giving up, even when you were outnumbered.- Gnash.

0:10:06 > 0:10:11That's for not being a big cheat like "Blithering" Guff.

0:10:11 > 0:10:15Well, yes, I never... Lad's right, Guffy!

0:10:15 > 0:10:18Consider our friendship decommissioned.

0:10:18 > 0:10:22- I'm giving you your marching orders! - Don't forget to pack your trunk.

0:10:22 > 0:10:23Haha.

0:10:23 > 0:10:26I would have gotten all those medals too,

0:10:26 > 0:10:28if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!

0:10:28 > 0:10:30Gnash, gnash!

0:10:30 > 0:10:34Watch out, Guffy. His bite is worse than your bark, ha.

0:10:34 > 0:10:37Gnash, gnash, gnash!

0:10:37 > 0:10:42- Ahem. Oh, dear.- Haha, you can award yourself another medal, Colonel.

0:10:42 > 0:10:44If you can catch us.

0:10:47 > 0:10:50Dennis!

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