Menace Camp

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04Ready, Gnasher? Let's go!

0:00:04 > 0:00:08# Playing by the rules

0:00:08 > 0:00:11# Is highly overrated

0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah!

0:00:14 > 0:00:17# They can't hold us back

0:00:17 > 0:00:21# We'll make the most of every second

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah!

0:00:24 > 0:00:26# After all is said and done

0:00:26 > 0:00:28# Shout, "One for all and all for fun!"

0:00:28 > 0:00:33# Nothing's gonna bring us down today

0:00:33 > 0:00:38# Open up your eyes The world outside is waiting. #

0:00:50 > 0:00:53DENNIS HUFFS AND PUFFS

0:00:56 > 0:00:58GNASHER GROWLS

0:00:58 > 0:01:02OK, Gnasher, nobody gets in that door.

0:01:02 > 0:01:03GNASHER GROWLS

0:01:05 > 0:01:07KNOCKING

0:01:07 > 0:01:12Dennis, we're going on a family holiday, whether you like it or not.

0:01:12 > 0:01:17Please, Mum, I can't take another holiday at Auntie Pru's.

0:01:17 > 0:01:18AUNTIE PRU BLOWS WHISTLE

0:01:18 > 0:01:20THEY PANT AND GROAN

0:01:20 > 0:01:27Please, Auntie Pru, 500 star jumps before breakfast is too much!

0:01:27 > 0:01:30Nonsense! You need to earn your wheat-germ porridge.

0:01:30 > 0:01:33Now, put your backs into it! Spit-spot!

0:01:33 > 0:01:34SHE BLOWS WHISTLE

0:01:36 > 0:01:37THEY ALL SHUDDER

0:01:37 > 0:01:40Don't worry, we're not going back to Auntie Pru's.

0:01:40 > 0:01:44We've managed to find a holiday camp you haven't been banned from!

0:01:44 > 0:01:47And there's loads of activities to keep you out of our hair.

0:01:47 > 0:01:49I-I mean, happy.

0:01:49 > 0:01:52Adventure playgrounds? Archery targets? Scavenger hunts?

0:01:52 > 0:01:55Fun, fun, fun, from dawn till dusk.

0:01:55 > 0:01:57Huh! Sounds brilliant! Let's get packing, Gnasher!

0:01:57 > 0:01:59Gnash, gnash, gnash!

0:02:03 > 0:02:04Now, look, son...

0:02:04 > 0:02:06BOING!

0:02:06 > 0:02:09Whoa! SPLASHING

0:02:09 > 0:02:10Oh...

0:02:10 > 0:02:12Thanks, Dad! Saves me taking it down.

0:02:16 > 0:02:22- Are we there yet? - For the 500th time, no!

0:02:22 > 0:02:23Try and enjoy the country air.

0:02:25 > 0:02:26PHRRT!

0:02:26 > 0:02:30ALL: Oh! Aww! TYRES SCREECH

0:02:30 > 0:02:32- Ooh!- Eggs!

0:02:33 > 0:02:36DAD GRUMBLES

0:02:36 > 0:02:37"Insert Pipe K..."

0:02:38 > 0:02:41"..into slot 9..."

0:02:41 > 0:02:42BEA CHATTERS

0:02:42 > 0:02:43"..taking care not to..."

0:02:43 > 0:02:45Oh!

0:02:45 > 0:02:47Ouch!

0:02:47 > 0:02:49Can I check out the campsite, Dad?

0:02:49 > 0:02:50Course you can.

0:02:50 > 0:02:51Soon as you get your tent up!

0:02:52 > 0:02:54That'll keep him quiet for a bit.

0:02:57 > 0:03:00All done! I'll be back for tea. See ya!

0:03:00 > 0:03:04Wahay! Welcome to Camp Sunshine!

0:03:04 > 0:03:09I'm Billy, your ca-razy camp host!

0:03:09 > 0:03:11OK... I'm looking for...

0:03:11 > 0:03:13Fun! Am I right?

0:03:13 > 0:03:15I'll show you the way!

0:03:15 > 0:03:19And let you start relaxing.

0:03:19 > 0:03:20- Oh!- Sounds good to me.- Lovely.

0:03:25 > 0:03:28And here's our activity tent.

0:03:28 > 0:03:33Now, you don't want grown-ups cramping your style, am I right?

0:03:33 > 0:03:35So I've left it all in the capable hands

0:03:35 > 0:03:38- of my favourite nephew...- Cool!

0:03:38 > 0:03:41- ..Walter! - BOTH: Huh?!

0:03:41 > 0:03:44- I see your mum got the leaflet. - HE SNIGGERS

0:03:44 > 0:03:48She told me all about Auntie Pru's and I couldn't bear to think of you

0:03:48 > 0:03:51having another terrible time on your holidays.

0:03:51 > 0:03:52BOTH: Wha...?!

0:03:52 > 0:03:56Right, then, I'll leave you to get on with it, then, shall I?

0:03:56 > 0:03:59- Bye-bye for now. - BILLY HUMS TUNE

0:04:01 > 0:04:04Cool, archery!

0:04:04 > 0:04:05Ooh!

0:04:05 > 0:04:08Ha-ha-ha-...huh?!

0:04:08 > 0:04:10Felt-tip pens?!

0:04:10 > 0:04:13So we can do some fun colouring in, of course.

0:04:13 > 0:04:16Colouring in?! What about archery?

0:04:16 > 0:04:19Oh, no, Dennis, that's far too dangerous.

0:04:19 > 0:04:21We're exploring the creative arts.

0:04:23 > 0:04:25Creative, eh?

0:04:25 > 0:04:27GNASHER SNIGGERS

0:04:29 > 0:04:31Stay within the lines.

0:04:32 > 0:04:34Hmm, don't forget the...

0:04:34 > 0:04:36- Eurgh!- Ha-ha, bull's-eye!

0:04:36 > 0:04:39THEY CHEER

0:04:39 > 0:04:41I'm in charge here! Oh!

0:04:41 > 0:04:43If you want to stay, you have to... Whoa!

0:04:43 > 0:04:46..to do what I tell you! Ooph!

0:04:46 > 0:04:48Maybe I don't want to stay.

0:04:48 > 0:04:51What, would you rather go back to Auntie Pru's?

0:04:52 > 0:04:55DENNIS SHIVERS

0:04:55 > 0:04:58Nothing like a bracing, ice-cold shower! Next!

0:04:58 > 0:05:00GNASHER WHIMPERS

0:05:01 > 0:05:04OK, maybe it is better here.

0:05:04 > 0:05:07- Just.- Yeuch! Oh!

0:05:07 > 0:05:08Hmph! Of course it is.

0:05:08 > 0:05:12You'll find my activities a perfect blend of healthy exercise

0:05:12 > 0:05:13and educational fun.

0:05:13 > 0:05:15WHISTLE BLOWS

0:05:15 > 0:05:18- To the adventure playground! - ALL: Yay!

0:05:18 > 0:05:20That's more like it!

0:05:24 > 0:05:27Oh, this is not more like it!

0:05:27 > 0:05:29We should be climbing it,

0:05:29 > 0:05:30not cleaning it!

0:05:30 > 0:05:32And mess it up with your muddy feet?!

0:05:32 > 0:05:34Not likely!

0:05:40 > 0:05:43More water! We need more water!

0:05:43 > 0:05:45Whatever you say, Walter!

0:05:48 > 0:05:50THEY CACKLE

0:05:51 > 0:05:54Any more messing about and you'll have to leave.

0:05:54 > 0:05:56And we both know what that means.

0:05:58 > 0:06:02- Uh, can't I have some lemonade, Auntie?- Nonsense!

0:06:02 > 0:06:03Prune juice is good for you!

0:06:06 > 0:06:08Eugh!

0:06:08 > 0:06:13Argh, this holiday's turning into a real wash-out!

0:06:13 > 0:06:14BEA SQUEALS

0:06:14 > 0:06:16DAD HUMS TO HIMSELF

0:06:16 > 0:06:19Oh, hello, son. Ready for some beans and sausages?

0:06:19 > 0:06:21Proper camping food.

0:06:21 > 0:06:26Hey-hey! Everyone's having a lovely time! Am I right?!

0:06:26 > 0:06:27BOTH: Pah!

0:06:27 > 0:06:31Yes, Walter said you weren't settling in.

0:06:31 > 0:06:34He thought you may be happier on holiday somewhere else.

0:06:34 > 0:06:36Auntie Pru's, was it?

0:06:36 > 0:06:39ALL: I'll behave! I'll behave!

0:06:39 > 0:06:42Tell you what, there's a scavenger hunt tomorrow. Yeah!

0:06:42 > 0:06:45Why don't you take part and see for yourselves

0:06:45 > 0:06:48that a Camp Sunshine holiday is the best holiday

0:06:48 > 0:06:49in the whole, wide world?

0:06:49 > 0:06:52Am I right? Oh, I love my job.

0:06:54 > 0:06:57Dennis, please find a way to get along with Walter

0:06:57 > 0:06:59before he gets us all kicked out!

0:06:59 > 0:07:02And before we have to go and stay with...Auntie Pru!

0:07:02 > 0:07:04Here, here, love, it's going to be all right.

0:07:04 > 0:07:08Oh, I'm not letting Walter ruin our holiday!

0:07:08 > 0:07:10Time for Plan D & G!

0:07:11 > 0:07:13COCKEREL CROWS

0:07:15 > 0:07:17Morning! I've made breakfast.

0:07:17 > 0:07:20- You feeling all right?- Of course!

0:07:20 > 0:07:23Why don't the two of you go for a nice early-morning walk?

0:07:23 > 0:07:24I'll look after Bea.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33Like Dad says, proper camping food.

0:07:33 > 0:07:35Hope you're hungry, Bea!

0:07:35 > 0:07:36Yeah, humby!

0:07:36 > 0:07:38Ha-ha-ha!

0:07:39 > 0:07:42There! The best scavenger list ever!

0:07:44 > 0:07:47Those beans brewing yet, Bea?

0:07:47 > 0:07:48PRRT!

0:07:50 > 0:07:53PHRRP!

0:07:53 > 0:07:54Now to print it ou...

0:07:54 > 0:07:57Eurgh! What is that pong?!

0:07:57 > 0:08:00WALTER WHIMPERS

0:08:00 > 0:08:01Keep watch, Gnasher!

0:08:04 > 0:08:07Let's make this list a bit more interesting.

0:08:09 > 0:08:13A-ha-ha! Genius wears a striped jumper!

0:08:13 > 0:08:15Gnash! Gnash!

0:08:16 > 0:08:18Hah!

0:08:18 > 0:08:20Eurgh! Ooh!

0:08:22 > 0:08:24Now, where was I? Oh, yes.

0:08:30 > 0:08:32Thanks, Bea!

0:08:32 > 0:08:35Now, the scavenger hunt rules are simple.

0:08:35 > 0:08:37Like you, eh, Walter?

0:08:38 > 0:08:39Silence!

0:08:39 > 0:08:44Collect as many items on my list as you can. But beware!

0:08:44 > 0:08:47Many of them are rather surprising.

0:08:47 > 0:08:49- He's not wrong there!- Gnash! Gnash!

0:08:49 > 0:08:53Uncle Billy and I will judge the winner when you get back!

0:08:53 > 0:08:54On your marks,

0:08:54 > 0:08:55get set,

0:08:55 > 0:08:57scavenge!

0:08:58 > 0:09:01THEY CHORTLE

0:09:01 > 0:09:02Hmm?

0:09:02 > 0:09:04No!

0:09:04 > 0:09:05Huh?

0:09:07 > 0:09:08Oi!

0:09:08 > 0:09:10Hey!

0:09:13 > 0:09:14Argh!

0:09:14 > 0:09:19Wahay! I do love judging your scavenger hunts, Walter.

0:09:19 > 0:09:21I put loads of fun items on this year!

0:09:25 > 0:09:29Uh?! My megaphone! Hey, what are you doing with that?!

0:09:29 > 0:09:31Gnash!

0:09:31 > 0:09:33It was on Walter's list, look!

0:09:33 > 0:09:35Let me see that!

0:09:35 > 0:09:37A red toilet roll, five points?

0:09:37 > 0:09:41- Barefaced cheek! - A hot dog sausage, ten points?

0:09:41 > 0:09:43My dinner, more like!

0:09:43 > 0:09:47A pair of polka-dot pants, 100 points?!

0:09:47 > 0:09:51All the tent pegs you can carry, ten points each?

0:09:51 > 0:09:56- BILLY WHIMPERS - But I don't understand!

0:09:56 > 0:10:00It's chaos back there! Who told you lot to pull up our tent pegs?!

0:10:02 > 0:10:07Sorry, Walter, it seems you can't be trusted to be in charge. Am I right?

0:10:07 > 0:10:08ALL: Yes!

0:10:08 > 0:10:12Hey, kids - who would you like in charge?

0:10:12 > 0:10:13ALL: Dennis!

0:10:13 > 0:10:15I can't hear you!

0:10:15 > 0:10:17ALL: DENNIS!

0:10:17 > 0:10:20Looks like we have a winner! Am I right?!

0:10:20 > 0:10:22THEY CHEER

0:10:22 > 0:10:24I'm not wrong!

0:10:25 > 0:10:28Time for some proper fun.

0:10:28 > 0:10:29Colouring in the archery target...

0:10:29 > 0:10:30ALL: Huh?!

0:10:30 > 0:10:32..Menace style!

0:10:32 > 0:10:35ALL: Hooray!

0:10:35 > 0:10:39Uh, hang on, Walter. Someone has some tent pegs to replace.

0:10:39 > 0:10:40Am I right?

0:10:40 > 0:10:42Oh!

0:10:42 > 0:10:44Cheer up, Walter! We're on holiday!

0:10:44 > 0:10:46Am I right?

0:10:46 > 0:10:49THEY LAUGH

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