Constable Menace

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04Ready, Gnasher? Let's go!

0:00:04 > 0:00:07# Playing by the rules

0:00:07 > 0:00:11# Is highly overrated

0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Unstoppable! unstoppable! Yeah!

0:00:14 > 0:00:17# They can't hold us back

0:00:17 > 0:00:20# We'll make the most of every second

0:00:20 > 0:00:24# Unstoppable! Unstoppable! Yeah!

0:00:24 > 0:00:26# After all is said and done

0:00:26 > 0:00:28# Shout, "One for all and all for fun!"

0:00:28 > 0:00:33# Nothing's going to bring us down today!

0:00:33 > 0:00:34# Open up your eyes

0:00:34 > 0:00:38# The world outside is waiting. #

0:00:53 > 0:00:57OK, Menaces, time for a day off school.

0:00:57 > 0:00:59- Got the stink stench, Curly?- Check!

0:00:59 > 0:01:02A sense of cabbage, cauliflower, bees' nappies,

0:01:02 > 0:01:04rotten fish and bin juice.

0:01:04 > 0:01:06A squirt of this on ourselves

0:01:06 > 0:01:08and nobody will want us in their classroom.

0:01:08 > 0:01:11Three, two, one...

0:01:11 > 0:01:12Fire!

0:01:13 > 0:01:15Eugh!

0:01:15 > 0:01:16Dennis!

0:01:16 > 0:01:18Oops.

0:01:18 > 0:01:19Eugh!

0:01:19 > 0:01:21Finished cleaning Mr Detester's car.

0:01:21 > 0:01:23I even cleaned the inside.

0:01:23 > 0:01:25The inside?

0:01:29 > 0:01:32- What's going on, Curly? - It's Take A Kid To Work Day.

0:01:32 > 0:01:36I'm going to a games factory! Avatar analyst.

0:01:36 > 0:01:39And I'm going to the Mayor's Office for the day.

0:01:39 > 0:01:43- The Mayor's Office? You want to be Mayor?- Not me! Paul.

0:01:43 > 0:01:46He wants to go into politics.

0:01:46 > 0:01:48He'll be President one day

0:01:48 > 0:01:51and I'll be his official pie-taster.

0:01:51 > 0:01:53- WALTER:- Head master's assistant!

0:01:53 > 0:01:55Yes!

0:01:55 > 0:01:57A whole extra day in school.

0:01:58 > 0:02:00Hmm...

0:02:00 > 0:02:02Beano Town Police Department?!

0:02:02 > 0:02:03Me?!

0:02:05 > 0:02:06- KIDS: Eugh! Eugh! - But, Daddy,

0:02:06 > 0:02:09I wanted to be a jet pilot.

0:02:09 > 0:02:11Sorry, Angel Face, but...

0:02:11 > 0:02:13Eugh! ..under the circumstances,

0:02:13 > 0:02:19we thought you might suit something a little more...outdoors.

0:02:19 > 0:02:22- How about postal officer?- What?!

0:02:26 > 0:02:30Good morning, Mr Postman Girl. Lovely day, isn't it?

0:02:30 > 0:02:32HE SNIFFS

0:02:32 > 0:02:34What is that smell?!

0:02:41 > 0:02:43Cough! Wheez! Wheezy cough!

0:02:43 > 0:02:47- What's wrong with you?! - Oh, just a deadly Amazonian virus.

0:02:47 > 0:02:50I couldn't possibly go to work... Cough...

0:02:50 > 0:02:53Ahh, eugh! Disgusting!

0:02:56 > 0:02:58All better. Enjoy your day.

0:03:00 > 0:03:03Ah-ha! They've nabbed the little blighter at last!

0:03:03 > 0:03:06Men, this calls for a celebration.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08I'll get the gingernut biscuits.

0:03:08 > 0:03:10Sergeant Tinkle, you get the fizzy pop.

0:03:13 > 0:03:16Urgh, there's never any trouble in Beano Town.

0:03:16 > 0:03:20A trouble-free day is a good day for a police officer, Dennis.

0:03:20 > 0:03:22This is so boring.

0:03:22 > 0:03:23Right, Gnasher?

0:03:26 > 0:03:28- Gnash!- Ah! What?!

0:03:28 > 0:03:31Oh, Dennis, no! There's no dogs allowed here.

0:03:31 > 0:03:33- But Gnasher's my police dog, Sergeant.- Gnasher, gnash!

0:03:33 > 0:03:35RADIO: 'Calling Sergeant Slipper,

0:03:35 > 0:03:39'we have a situation in Beano Town Park.'

0:03:39 > 0:03:41Roger. On my way.

0:03:41 > 0:03:43'My name's not Roger. Out.'

0:03:43 > 0:03:46OK, Not Rodger Out, we're on our way.

0:03:46 > 0:03:48Yes!

0:03:48 > 0:03:50Start the siren! Woohoo!

0:03:50 > 0:03:53Lesson one, we don't use the noise light unless it's an emergency.

0:03:55 > 0:03:58GNASHER WAILS LIKE SIREN

0:04:00 > 0:04:01Gnash! Gnash!

0:04:01 > 0:04:04Hold on, wait for me!

0:04:04 > 0:04:05Where's my badge?

0:04:05 > 0:04:09Constable Menace and Police Dog Gnasher. What's the situation?

0:04:09 > 0:04:13Sorry... Take A Kid To Work Day, I got Dennis.

0:04:13 > 0:04:15Look.

0:04:15 > 0:04:17Ah!

0:04:17 > 0:04:21All right, you, strange hooded figure, put your hands up.

0:04:25 > 0:04:27It's just a garden gnome.

0:04:27 > 0:04:29It's not even stuck on properly.

0:04:29 > 0:04:31Amateur.

0:04:31 > 0:04:32- Gnash!- Hold on...

0:04:32 > 0:04:34This is Mum's gnome. How did it get here?

0:04:34 > 0:04:38- Hmm...- Cos you put it here, most likely.

0:04:38 > 0:04:41Right, let me just get my pencil out...

0:04:41 > 0:04:43and my pad.

0:04:43 > 0:04:46OK, where were you in the early hours of the morning, Dennis?

0:04:46 > 0:04:48What?! Hang on, no, this wasn't me.

0:04:48 > 0:04:51I would have used my own special-formula Menace glue.

0:04:51 > 0:04:54Hmm, it's clear we're dealing with a master prankster.

0:04:54 > 0:04:55What?

0:04:55 > 0:04:57Urgent call from the Mayor's Office.

0:04:57 > 0:05:00Report of a gnome theft.

0:05:01 > 0:05:04- On our way!- Hey! I was going to say that.

0:05:06 > 0:05:09Slipper!

0:05:09 > 0:05:10Yes, Mr Mayor, sir, Mayor.

0:05:10 > 0:05:13That gnome is a Scrimp family heirloom.

0:05:13 > 0:05:15I must get him back.

0:05:15 > 0:05:17Hey, Pie-Face, how's your job going?

0:05:17 > 0:05:23Oh, it's a lot of work, but I'm getting through it.

0:05:23 > 0:05:25Here he is!

0:05:25 > 0:05:27Oh, that's just Paul.

0:05:27 > 0:05:30Hey, that's enough of your naughty tricks, mister.

0:05:30 > 0:05:32No way for a president to behave.

0:05:32 > 0:05:33Slipper!

0:05:33 > 0:05:36Why haven't you arrested anyone yet?

0:05:36 > 0:05:39I have a suspect under surveillance right now.

0:05:39 > 0:05:41That's not good enough, Slipper!

0:05:41 > 0:05:46What you need is someone who can get into the mind of a master prankster,

0:05:46 > 0:05:50who can anticipate their every move and keep us one step ahead

0:05:50 > 0:05:52so that we can catch him.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54Yes, but who? Who, I say?

0:05:54 > 0:05:56Whom?

0:05:56 > 0:05:58DENNIS WHISTLES

0:05:58 > 0:06:00- Oh, right.- I'll need my crack team.

0:06:00 > 0:06:03But, Mayor Scrimp, Dennis can't be trusted.

0:06:03 > 0:06:07- He and his friends are probably responsible.- Exactly!

0:06:07 > 0:06:10And if he didn't do it, he better find out who did.

0:06:10 > 0:06:12And if he doesn't find out who did it,

0:06:12 > 0:06:14then he'll get the blame for doing it.

0:06:14 > 0:06:16- Eh?!- Gnash?!

0:06:16 > 0:06:18RADIO: Calling all units, calling all units!

0:06:18 > 0:06:21Come in. Reports of gnomes all over Beano Town.

0:06:21 > 0:06:23- Let's go!- Let's g... Oh.

0:06:23 > 0:06:25Dennis, stop stealing my lines!

0:06:25 > 0:06:27Hey, are you crossing or not?

0:06:29 > 0:06:32Come in, number 54, your time is up!

0:06:37 > 0:06:41Ah, Walter, why don't I show you how to use the PA system.

0:06:41 > 0:06:43Ah! Gnomes! We're being attacked!

0:06:48 > 0:06:50OK, Sergeant, let's take a look at the evidence.

0:06:50 > 0:06:52Right, we've sent soil samples to the lab

0:06:52 > 0:06:55to trace where the gnomes have come from.

0:06:55 > 0:06:58- It'll take up to three weeks. - Nah, we've got our own lab!

0:06:58 > 0:07:01The Abyssinian Tripe-Hound lab.

0:07:01 > 0:07:04Do these gnomes match all the missing gnome reports, Curly?

0:07:04 > 0:07:05It appears so.

0:07:05 > 0:07:07Dennis's house, Mayor Scrimp...

0:07:09 > 0:07:13Mrs Miggins, Mrs Creecher, Auntie Birral.

0:07:13 > 0:07:15Can you verify that, Police Dog Gnasher?

0:07:15 > 0:07:16Gnash, gnash!

0:07:16 > 0:07:19The whole town's been gnomed.

0:07:19 > 0:07:22Everyone except the Colonel.

0:07:22 > 0:07:26- But he's got the largest collection of garden gnomes in town.- Exactly.

0:07:26 > 0:07:28Time to pay him a little visit.

0:07:28 > 0:07:32Yes, I heard the reports on my electric radio,

0:07:32 > 0:07:36so I ordered my men into the bunker until reinforcements arrived.

0:07:36 > 0:07:39Seen anyone suspicious looking around, Colonel?

0:07:39 > 0:07:41Only that hoodlum next door.

0:07:42 > 0:07:44Wait, that's you!

0:07:44 > 0:07:47Sergeant, arrest this blatherskite.

0:07:47 > 0:07:51Sorry, Colonel, the blatherskite's with me.

0:07:51 > 0:07:53Special Constables.

0:07:53 > 0:07:56So, Colonel, we're going to need two of your most able gnomes.

0:07:56 > 0:07:57Official police business.

0:07:57 > 0:08:00Oh, right, yes, of course.

0:08:00 > 0:08:01Hoo-ha!

0:08:02 > 0:08:04Corporal Tinkle and Lieutenant Sprout

0:08:04 > 0:08:07reporting for duty. Do me proud, men.

0:08:08 > 0:08:10We've got a tracking device on this gnome.

0:08:12 > 0:08:15- And Gnasher will be able to follow this one.- Gnash!

0:08:15 > 0:08:19Time for Operation Oh-Gnome-You-Don't!

0:08:22 > 0:08:25Right, everyone, the bait is planted.

0:08:25 > 0:08:26Stay quiet and still

0:08:26 > 0:08:29and the gnome-napper will walk straight into our trap.

0:08:35 > 0:08:38- Who's for bangers and peas?! - What are you doing, Colonel?

0:08:38 > 0:08:40We're on surveillance.

0:08:42 > 0:08:45A medal for supplying rations to a covert operation.

0:08:45 > 0:08:47Eugh.

0:08:47 > 0:08:50- The gnomes are on the move! - They've gone!

0:08:50 > 0:08:52To the wheels!

0:08:53 > 0:08:56- Where to, Curly?- They're turning left near Mrs Miggins's house.

0:08:56 > 0:08:58We're about to go fast. Buckle up.

0:08:58 > 0:09:01And now we soar the road like ground eagles.

0:09:01 > 0:09:03Follow those gnomes!

0:09:04 > 0:09:06Second gear.

0:09:07 > 0:09:08Yeah, we're cooking!

0:09:08 > 0:09:10Oh, is there a cereal bar in the back?

0:09:15 > 0:09:16It's stopped right here.

0:09:19 > 0:09:21Where are the gnomes?

0:09:25 > 0:09:26Well, there's Sprout.

0:09:26 > 0:09:27Where's Tinkle?

0:09:30 > 0:09:32Oh, poo!

0:09:32 > 0:09:33What's that smell?

0:09:33 > 0:09:36It's like cabbage, cauliflower...

0:09:36 > 0:09:39Bees' nappies, rotten fish...

0:09:39 > 0:09:41And bin juice!

0:09:41 > 0:09:43Angel Face!

0:09:49 > 0:09:53Well, if it isn't Constable Menace.

0:09:53 > 0:09:54It was you!

0:09:54 > 0:09:56Pretty impressive prank, Angel Face.

0:09:56 > 0:09:59But you're no match for a genius in a striped jumper.

0:09:59 > 0:10:03You're right, Dennis. You are the master prankster, not me.

0:10:05 > 0:10:09Angel Face? You? It can't be.

0:10:09 > 0:10:12That's right, Sergeant. I did it.

0:10:12 > 0:10:14I'm flabbergasted.

0:10:14 > 0:10:17- Yes, right then.- But it wasn't my fault. It was Dennis.

0:10:17 > 0:10:19He made me do it.

0:10:19 > 0:10:22Dennis! Right, come with me.

0:10:22 > 0:10:24I knew it was you all along.

0:10:24 > 0:10:27I've got a nose for these things, you know.

0:10:27 > 0:10:31Well, you and your nose are going to have to catch me first!

0:10:36 > 0:10:38- Dennis!- Dennis!

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