The Book of the Menace

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04Ready, Gnasher? Let's go!

0:00:04 > 0:00:07# Playing by the rules

0:00:07 > 0:00:11# Is highly overrated

0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah!

0:00:14 > 0:00:17# They can't hold us back

0:00:17 > 0:00:21# We'll make the most of every second

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah!

0:00:24 > 0:00:26# After all is said and done

0:00:26 > 0:00:29# Shout, "One for all and all for fun!"

0:00:29 > 0:00:33# Nothing's gonna bring us down today

0:00:33 > 0:00:34# Open up your eyes

0:00:34 > 0:00:37# The world outside is waiting. #

0:00:49 > 0:00:52Oh, yes. Oh, oh, wonderful!

0:00:52 > 0:00:56- I've been looking for one of those for years.- Oh, a cassette...

0:00:56 > 0:00:58Beanotown flea market,

0:00:58 > 0:01:00just waiting to be menaced.

0:01:00 > 0:01:03Are you sure we're in the right place, Dennis?

0:01:03 > 0:01:05I don't see any fleas.

0:01:05 > 0:01:09Flea market just means jumble sale, Pie-Face.

0:01:09 > 0:01:12Exactly. And that's where Gnasher comes in.

0:01:12 > 0:01:15We're going to put the fleas into flea market!

0:01:16 > 0:01:19Gnash-gnash!

0:01:19 > 0:01:21THEY WHISTLE

0:01:26 > 0:01:28Now all we have to do

0:01:28 > 0:01:30is wait!

0:01:32 > 0:01:35Hmm, a rare baked bean tin.

0:01:35 > 0:01:38- Ooh. Ooh, ah!- Ow, ah.

0:01:38 > 0:01:41- Oh, ah.- Oh!- Oh, help!

0:01:41 > 0:01:44DENNIS AND HIS FRIENDS LAUGH

0:01:50 > 0:01:51Ha-ha! Good work, Gnasher.

0:01:51 > 0:01:53We menaced the whole market.

0:01:53 > 0:01:55- Not quite. ALL:- Huh?

0:01:55 > 0:01:57I knew you'd try something like that.

0:01:57 > 0:01:59You're so predictable.

0:01:59 > 0:02:01Ah!

0:02:01 > 0:02:03Ha-ha. Didn't see that coming, did you?

0:02:03 > 0:02:05You'll never outthink a menace!

0:02:05 > 0:02:06Ha-ha-ha!

0:02:06 > 0:02:08Ha-ha.

0:02:08 > 0:02:10Ah-ha! Ha.

0:02:10 > 0:02:11Oh...

0:02:14 > 0:02:16Wait, what's this?

0:02:16 > 0:02:18The Book Of The Menace?

0:02:18 > 0:02:22A Complete Guide To Menaces And Their Pranks?!

0:02:22 > 0:02:26Ha-ha-ha. Dennis, your menacing days are numbered.

0:02:29 > 0:02:30Walter's watering his flowers.

0:02:30 > 0:02:34But now my flower is going to water Walter.

0:02:34 > 0:02:37Hey, Walter, want to smell my flower?

0:02:37 > 0:02:38Ah-ha!

0:02:38 > 0:02:40Nice try, Menace.

0:02:40 > 0:02:44Now why don't YOU smell MY flower!

0:02:44 > 0:02:47Eh?

0:02:47 > 0:02:48- Now!- Ooh...

0:02:51 > 0:02:52Peh-peh-peh.

0:02:52 > 0:02:55He-he-he. Titter, titter.

0:02:55 > 0:02:58Oh, Walter got lucky with the flower prank

0:02:58 > 0:03:00but there's no way he'll be ready

0:03:00 > 0:03:03for the stink balloons!

0:03:03 > 0:03:06Oh! What's in this stuff?!

0:03:06 > 0:03:08My secret stink recipe -

0:03:08 > 0:03:12the sweat from my gym socks, an overripe Gorgonzola pie...

0:03:12 > 0:03:14Oh, I was saving that.

0:03:14 > 0:03:17..and something I combed out of Gnasher's fur

0:03:17 > 0:03:19after he rolled around in a dung heap.

0:03:19 > 0:03:21ENGINE WHIRRS

0:03:26 > 0:03:29THEY SCREAM

0:03:29 > 0:03:31CRASH

0:03:35 > 0:03:37We'll definitely get Walter this time.

0:03:37 > 0:03:38When he opens the gate,

0:03:38 > 0:03:41he'll set off my patented jellynator.

0:03:51 > 0:03:52He-he-he.

0:03:52 > 0:03:55I made a few modifications to your jelly contraption, Dennis.

0:03:55 > 0:03:56I think it's a big improvement.

0:03:56 > 0:03:58He-he-he!

0:03:58 > 0:03:59Face it, Dennis,

0:03:59 > 0:04:01you're completely outclassed,

0:04:01 > 0:04:04outwitted and outpranked.

0:04:06 > 0:04:07We've got to find out

0:04:07 > 0:04:11how Walter's predicting all our pranks.

0:04:11 > 0:04:15Right, I've hooked up the Gnash Cam to your computer, Dennis.

0:04:15 > 0:04:18- OK, Gnasher, ready for your mission? - Gnash-gnash.

0:04:25 > 0:04:27PIE-FACE GROANS

0:04:27 > 0:04:30- Good luck, Gnasher.- Gnasher gnash.

0:04:30 > 0:04:33Gna-a-a-a-a-a-a-ash!

0:04:33 > 0:04:34Gnash.

0:04:37 > 0:04:39Gnash Cam is online.

0:04:42 > 0:04:44Och, he's just doing homework!

0:04:44 > 0:04:46- Go in closer.- OK.

0:04:46 > 0:04:49Ah! That's not homework.

0:04:49 > 0:04:51Those are pranks!

0:04:51 > 0:04:53No use spying on me, Menace.

0:04:56 > 0:04:59I'm always one step ahead of you.

0:04:59 > 0:05:00He-he-he!

0:05:00 > 0:05:03So that's how Walter keeps beating us.

0:05:03 > 0:05:04But where did he get that book?

0:05:07 > 0:05:08Ah, it's them!

0:05:10 > 0:05:12This is the last place we pranked Walter.

0:05:12 > 0:05:14Maybe it's where he found that book.

0:05:14 > 0:05:17Go away, there's no-one here.

0:05:17 > 0:05:20Hey, we come in peace. We're not here to menace.

0:05:20 > 0:05:23I just want to know about a book.

0:05:23 > 0:05:26It's like an old diary with diagrams and pictures in it.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28Oh, I don't know.

0:05:28 > 0:05:30I sell a lot of books.

0:05:30 > 0:05:34Yes, but this one was filled with instructions for pranks.

0:05:34 > 0:05:37Oh, yes! Yes, I do remember that one -

0:05:37 > 0:05:38The Book Of The Menace.

0:05:38 > 0:05:40Never seen anything like it before.

0:05:40 > 0:05:43A Complete Guide To Menaces And Their Pranks.

0:05:43 > 0:05:47- The Book Of The Menace? - Yes, that's right.

0:05:47 > 0:05:48I got it from an old lady

0:05:48 > 0:05:51who was getting rid of a box of junk.

0:05:51 > 0:05:52- In fact, there she is now.- Eh?

0:05:54 > 0:05:56Gran?!

0:05:57 > 0:06:00Hello, Dennis! Hello, Gnasher!

0:06:00 > 0:06:04Gran, do you know anything about The Book Of The Menace?

0:06:04 > 0:06:06Well, I should do,

0:06:06 > 0:06:08- it's mine!- Yours?

0:06:08 > 0:06:10Of course.

0:06:10 > 0:06:13It's been passed down through generations.

0:06:13 > 0:06:15Menacing runs in our family.

0:06:15 > 0:06:19And all the pranks are written down in that book.

0:06:19 > 0:06:21There are even some from when your dad was a kid.

0:06:22 > 0:06:25Your dad gave up menacing when you were born

0:06:25 > 0:06:28so I was going to pass it on to you

0:06:28 > 0:06:29on your next birthday.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31Then why did you give it away to the flea market?

0:06:31 > 0:06:33I didn't!

0:06:33 > 0:06:35Unless...

0:06:35 > 0:06:38Oh! No, it must have fallen into the box

0:06:38 > 0:06:42when I was clearing the attic. Where is it now?

0:06:42 > 0:06:43Walter's got it.

0:06:43 > 0:06:45What? No!

0:06:45 > 0:06:48It's got all the menacing secrets in it.

0:06:48 > 0:06:50Every prank, every trick,

0:06:50 > 0:06:53from water balloons to whoopee cushions.

0:06:53 > 0:06:58Why, in the wrong hands, it could be the end of menacing for ever!

0:07:01 > 0:07:04Bleurgh...oh...

0:07:04 > 0:07:06Walter!

0:07:12 > 0:07:14Oh! Eurgh.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16Gnash.

0:07:17 > 0:07:19Ha-ha!

0:07:19 > 0:07:21Walter, give me that book.

0:07:21 > 0:07:22It's my gran's.

0:07:25 > 0:07:26Oh...

0:07:29 > 0:07:31Oh! Oh-ho...

0:07:31 > 0:07:34How d'you like your eggs, Dennis?

0:07:34 > 0:07:35Boiled, fried

0:07:35 > 0:07:37or rotten?!

0:07:37 > 0:07:41You'll never beat me, Dennis. I have all your secrets.

0:07:41 > 0:07:44Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha.

0:07:44 > 0:07:46Mwa-ha-ha, mwa-ha-ha!

0:07:46 > 0:07:49Aa-a-a-ah!

0:07:49 > 0:07:53- Gnash-gnash?- Oh, Gnasher, I had a terrible nightmare.

0:07:53 > 0:07:57Walter started using Gran's book to pull pranks on us.

0:07:57 > 0:07:59It was horrible.

0:07:59 > 0:08:01You...

0:08:01 > 0:08:04But it's given me an idea. Come on!

0:08:06 > 0:08:08It's time for Operation Switch Back.

0:08:08 > 0:08:10What's Operation Switch Back?

0:08:10 > 0:08:12The plan to get The Book Of The Menace

0:08:12 > 0:08:13back from Walter.

0:08:13 > 0:08:15Then why don't we call it

0:08:15 > 0:08:17Operation Get The Book Of The Menace Back From Walter?

0:08:17 > 0:08:21- Because it's a secret. We need a code word.- Oh.

0:08:21 > 0:08:23Ooh, can we call it Operation Pie?

0:08:23 > 0:08:25Fine, Operation Pie.

0:08:27 > 0:08:29Mission accomplished.

0:08:29 > 0:08:32I'll bait the trap. Gnasher, you and Curly run communications.

0:08:32 > 0:08:34What about me?

0:08:34 > 0:08:36- Lookout.- Aw-w.

0:08:36 > 0:08:37And pie eating.

0:08:37 > 0:08:39Yes!

0:08:42 > 0:08:44Don't try and pull any pranks, Dennis.

0:08:44 > 0:08:46I'm ready for anything.

0:08:46 > 0:08:48Look, I know you've been outpranking me lately.

0:08:48 > 0:08:52Glad to see you know when you're beaten by a superior intellect.

0:08:52 > 0:08:56But I'm not ready to hand over my pranking crown just yet.

0:08:56 > 0:08:58How about a challenge?

0:08:58 > 0:08:59A final prank-off

0:08:59 > 0:09:02to see who can play the most tricks in Beanotown.

0:09:02 > 0:09:04Oh, don't be absurd.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06I don't pull pranks,

0:09:06 > 0:09:08unless they're on you.

0:09:08 > 0:09:11Ah, but if you win, I'll hand over my pranks

0:09:11 > 0:09:14and give up menacing for ever.

0:09:14 > 0:09:16No more menacing?

0:09:16 > 0:09:19Oh, I'll be a Beanotown hero.

0:09:19 > 0:09:22They'll build statues to me!

0:09:22 > 0:09:23You're on.

0:09:27 > 0:09:29He-he-he!

0:09:34 > 0:09:36He-he-he! Ha-ha!

0:09:36 > 0:09:39Gnash...gnash.

0:09:42 > 0:09:43Given up?

0:09:43 > 0:09:46Just waiting for the right moment.

0:09:46 > 0:09:48You're too late. Look!

0:09:50 > 0:09:52Get' em off me. Get 'em off me!

0:09:52 > 0:09:55SCREAMING

0:09:55 > 0:09:58See that, Dennis? You're finished.

0:09:58 > 0:10:00I win the prank-off.

0:10:02 > 0:10:05I pranked everyone in this street.

0:10:05 > 0:10:07- ALL:- You?

0:10:08 > 0:10:11No! I mean...yes.

0:10:11 > 0:10:13But it was just to stop Dennis.

0:10:13 > 0:10:15It was all his idea.

0:10:15 > 0:10:18Then why have you got The Book Of The Menace?

0:10:18 > 0:10:20Oh, oh, it's not mine!

0:10:20 > 0:10:21It's his!

0:10:24 > 0:10:26But I was going to be a hero!

0:10:26 > 0:10:29You were going to build statues!

0:10:29 > 0:10:31Ah, good work, team.

0:10:31 > 0:10:33So what are we going to do now, Dennis?

0:10:33 > 0:10:35Try out some of the pranks in that book?

0:10:35 > 0:10:37As soon as I've written this one down.

0:10:37 > 0:10:39Walter should have known.

0:10:39 > 0:10:41You can't learn menacing from a book.

0:10:41 > 0:10:42You have to be born with it.

0:10:42 > 0:10:45- MOTORCYCLE ENGINE REVS - Woo! Ha!

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