Curse of the Menace

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04Ready, Gnasher? Let's go!

0:00:04 > 0:00:08# Playing by the rules

0:00:08 > 0:00:11# Is highly overrated

0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yea-eah

0:00:14 > 0:00:17# They can't hold us back

0:00:17 > 0:00:21# We'll make the most of every second

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yea-eah

0:00:24 > 0:00:25# After all is said and done

0:00:25 > 0:00:28# Shout one for all and all for fun!

0:00:28 > 0:00:33# Nothing's going to bring us down today-ay!

0:00:33 > 0:00:37# Open up your eyes, the world outside is waiting. #

0:00:50 > 0:00:57Welcome to Beanotown's exhibition of brilliant old stuff!

0:00:57 > 0:00:58Ancient artefacts,

0:00:58 > 0:01:00ancient weaponry

0:01:00 > 0:01:02and ancient dinosaurs!

0:01:02 > 0:01:04- Mm?- Wuh? What? Who?

0:01:04 > 0:01:06- CLEARS THROAT - Ancient dinosaurs.

0:01:06 > 0:01:09All brilliant old stuff,

0:01:09 > 0:01:12like this, um, fridge from ancient Sweden.

0:01:12 > 0:01:16Actually, Mayor, that's obviously a sarcophagus

0:01:16 > 0:01:18from Ancient Egypt.

0:01:18 > 0:01:20If you'll indulge me.

0:01:20 > 0:01:21THEY GROAN

0:01:21 > 0:01:24Indulge Walter?! No way!

0:01:24 > 0:01:25MUNCHING

0:01:25 > 0:01:27Uh?

0:01:27 > 0:01:30As any expert Egyptologist can authenticate,

0:01:30 > 0:01:36this belongs to fiercesome pharaoh Prankenkama.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38Rather reminiscent of me really.

0:01:38 > 0:01:43Supremely intelligent, highly revered and utterly fearless.

0:01:43 > 0:01:45Really, Walter?!

0:01:47 > 0:01:48Whoa-oh!

0:01:53 > 0:01:56- Oh... Pwheurgh! - DENNIS CACKLES

0:01:56 > 0:01:57THEY GASP

0:01:57 > 0:01:59Breaking a priceless relic, Dennis!

0:01:59 > 0:02:03This is worth three days' detention at least!

0:02:03 > 0:02:05Pfft! It's barely a scratch!

0:02:05 > 0:02:07A lick of paint in Dad's shed'd fix that!

0:02:07 > 0:02:11Maybe, Dennis. But I fear you may have unleashed

0:02:11 > 0:02:15an evil menace even greater than yourself.

0:02:15 > 0:02:17A menace worse than me?!

0:02:17 > 0:02:21Good one, Walter(!) Yeah, that'll be the day.

0:02:21 > 0:02:24COCKEREL CROWS

0:02:24 > 0:02:26# La, la, la-la, la, la... #

0:02:26 > 0:02:28What? Whargh!

0:02:28 > 0:02:31Looking sharp, Sergeant. Ha-ha.

0:02:31 > 0:02:33Whurgh!

0:02:33 > 0:02:35Hmm. Need milk.

0:02:35 > 0:02:38Whurgh! Wu...

0:02:38 > 0:02:40A little bit of...

0:02:40 > 0:02:41Atishoo!

0:02:41 > 0:02:43Oh... Oh...

0:02:43 > 0:02:45- ALL:- Dennis!

0:02:45 > 0:02:46DOORBELL RINGS

0:02:46 > 0:02:49CLAMOURING VOICES

0:02:49 > 0:02:52Dennis! Oh... It's for you.

0:02:52 > 0:02:55- He switched my shampoo. - He put cranberry jam in my cap.

0:02:55 > 0:02:59- He meddled with my milk. - He pranked my pepper. Atishoo!

0:02:59 > 0:03:01HE CHUCKLES

0:03:01 > 0:03:02They're all BRILLIANT pranks,

0:03:02 > 0:03:07ingenious, and I'd love to take credit but it wasn't me.

0:03:07 > 0:03:08CLAMOURING

0:03:08 > 0:03:12- No, it's true.- Dennis has been with us all morning,

0:03:12 > 0:03:14trying to prove that pigs can fly.

0:03:17 > 0:03:18ALL: Woo-hoo!

0:03:18 > 0:03:21Then, who was it?

0:03:21 > 0:03:23- THUDDING - It could only be

0:03:23 > 0:03:26the curse of Prankenkama!

0:03:26 > 0:03:27The... The what?

0:03:27 > 0:03:30- WALTER: - According to ancient prophecies,

0:03:30 > 0:03:32he who disturbs a pharaoh's rest

0:03:32 > 0:03:35shall invoke a terrible curse.

0:03:35 > 0:03:37ALL: Curse?

0:03:37 > 0:03:39A curse of bad acting. Huh.

0:03:39 > 0:03:44Bad luck shall afflict the culprit's entire village

0:03:44 > 0:03:46- for all eternity! - SPOOKY MUSIC

0:03:49 > 0:03:52Sorry, Dennis. Got caught up in the moment.

0:03:52 > 0:03:53We're all doomed.

0:03:53 > 0:03:56Oh, someone call the police.

0:03:56 > 0:03:58Oh, wait, I am the police. Quick! Someone call me.

0:03:58 > 0:04:03It says here, "He who disturbs my sleep

0:04:03 > 0:04:08"must cook a sacrificial feast

0:04:08 > 0:04:11"for the great Prankenkama."

0:04:11 > 0:04:14Sacrificial feast, eh, Walter?

0:04:14 > 0:04:18Delivered here at nightfall.

0:04:18 > 0:04:20Better do what he says, Dennis.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22CLAMOURING

0:04:22 > 0:04:27- What a load of nonsense.- What a load of potential pranking, more like.

0:04:27 > 0:04:28All right, Walter, you're on.

0:04:28 > 0:04:32If it's a feast you want, it's a feast you'll get.

0:04:32 > 0:04:34On the Menace menu tonight,

0:04:34 > 0:04:36beef Wellington.

0:04:36 > 0:04:38One Wellington boot.

0:04:38 > 0:04:40Hawaiian pizza.

0:04:40 > 0:04:41With Hawaiian shirt.

0:04:44 > 0:04:47And...Mississippi mud pie...

0:04:47 > 0:04:49..with REAL mud!

0:04:50 > 0:04:52Ha-ha. Hope Walter's hungry.

0:04:52 > 0:04:55Dinner is served!

0:04:55 > 0:04:58Diners on the move. Bang on time.

0:04:58 > 0:05:02Ah-ha-ha. Welcome to Cafe Menace.

0:05:03 > 0:05:08But, Walter, what about the c-c-curse?

0:05:08 > 0:05:10Hmm. There's no such thing!

0:05:10 > 0:05:15I was the mastermind behind the curse of Prankenkama.

0:05:15 > 0:05:18Dennis doesn't humiliate ME and get away with it.

0:05:18 > 0:05:20- Hm.- Pwuh. Eurgh!

0:05:20 > 0:05:23This is disgusting.

0:05:23 > 0:05:24Yum. Yum. Yum.

0:05:24 > 0:05:27Genius wears a striped jumper.

0:05:27 > 0:05:29CHUCKLING IN TREE HOUSE

0:05:33 > 0:05:37Pranking works up an appetite. Who's hungry? Uh?

0:05:38 > 0:05:40Wait! Pie-Face!

0:05:40 > 0:05:42Noooooooo!

0:05:42 > 0:05:45Genius wears a bow tie.

0:05:45 > 0:05:49I knew you'd make a DISGUSTING feast, Dennis.

0:05:49 > 0:05:51Did you really think I'd be fooled?

0:05:51 > 0:05:53THEY LAUGH

0:05:53 > 0:05:55My tongue tastes like puddles.

0:05:55 > 0:06:01Right, menaces, game on! Time for US to make the best prank in history!

0:06:01 > 0:06:05- SPOOKY VOICE:- Walter! Walter!

0:06:05 > 0:06:08- Walter!- Uh? Wha...

0:06:08 > 0:06:15It is I, fiercesome pharaoh Prankenkama! Wooo-ooh.

0:06:15 > 0:06:21By meddling with me, you have disturbed my 3,000-year rest

0:06:21 > 0:06:26and unleashed the curse of the Menace!

0:06:26 > 0:06:28What?!

0:06:28 > 0:06:29Psst! Pie-Face?

0:06:29 > 0:06:31Oh, sorry.

0:06:31 > 0:06:36The curse of the Menace!

0:06:36 > 0:06:40Huh! Prankenkama died 4,000 years ago.

0:06:40 > 0:06:44Huh! Nice try, Dennis, but get your facts straight!

0:06:44 > 0:06:46Good night!

0:06:46 > 0:06:48Oh, you can't fool Walter.

0:06:48 > 0:06:51He's an expert orthodontist.

0:06:51 > 0:06:52Egyptologist, Pie-Face.

0:06:52 > 0:06:55Don't worry. We're not finished yet.

0:06:55 > 0:06:57- SPOOKY VOICE:- Walter!

0:06:57 > 0:07:03Beware the curse of the raining frog!

0:07:04 > 0:07:07- CROAKING - Oh, hi, Walter.

0:07:07 > 0:07:09Raining frogs, eh?

0:07:09 > 0:07:11Oh, looks like you've been cursed.

0:07:11 > 0:07:14Only by YOU, Dennis!

0:07:14 > 0:07:15Pwhuu...

0:07:15 > 0:07:21Beware the curse of the locust plague!

0:07:24 > 0:07:26WALTER WAILS

0:07:28 > 0:07:31Oh, locusts, eh, Walter? Oh, looks like an ancient curse to me.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33Buzz off, Dennis.

0:07:35 > 0:07:41Beware the curse of the tepid dog do.

0:07:41 > 0:07:42BABY CHORTLES

0:07:44 > 0:07:46FRRRPPPTT!

0:07:48 > 0:07:50WALTER GAGS

0:07:55 > 0:07:57THEY WAIL

0:08:12 > 0:08:14Dennis!

0:08:14 > 0:08:19Stop this no-o-o-o-o-ow!

0:08:19 > 0:08:20Sorry, Walter?

0:08:20 > 0:08:23I can't hear you over the sound of the curse.

0:08:23 > 0:08:25Oh, whoa, oh, whoa...

0:08:25 > 0:08:29It's...no...curse...

0:08:29 > 0:08:34Cut out that racket! It's time for my 17:00 hour regulation nap.

0:08:39 > 0:08:42- Hooray!- Whoo-hoo!- Ha-ha!

0:08:42 > 0:08:44Brilliant, Dennis. What's next?

0:08:44 > 0:08:47We've used up almost every trick in the history book!

0:08:47 > 0:08:51Almost, Curly. But if we REALLY want to spook Walter,

0:08:51 > 0:08:54what about the curse of the...um...

0:08:54 > 0:08:55Robot pirate?

0:08:55 > 0:08:58- Er, no.- Killer potato?

0:08:58 > 0:08:59Um, not quite.

0:08:59 > 0:09:01What about the curse of the...

0:09:01 > 0:09:04- er...- MUM:- Dennis, have you seen my hairdryer?

0:09:04 > 0:09:08Uh, no, Mum. Aha! Mummy!

0:09:08 > 0:09:10The curse of the mummy!

0:09:10 > 0:09:12THEY CHEER

0:09:12 > 0:09:15We'll need one big roll of toilet paper.

0:09:15 > 0:09:16Gnash! Gnash!

0:09:16 > 0:09:19DAD HUMS

0:09:19 > 0:09:20Uh! Dennis!

0:09:20 > 0:09:23One ancient dinosaur.

0:09:27 > 0:09:29Gnash, gnash, gnash, gnash.

0:09:29 > 0:09:31THEY GROAN AND GRUNT

0:09:31 > 0:09:34And one know-it-all next-door neighbour.

0:09:35 > 0:09:36Really, Mayor?

0:09:36 > 0:09:39You're appointing ME to collect the sarcophagus?

0:09:39 > 0:09:42And take it back to the pyramids?

0:09:42 > 0:09:46- MIMICS MAYOR:- Yes. We need an expert Egyptologist.

0:09:46 > 0:09:49Well, it would be an honour.

0:09:53 > 0:09:55- SNORING - Uh?

0:09:55 > 0:09:56SNUFFLY SNORING

0:09:56 > 0:09:58W-W-Who's there?

0:09:58 > 0:09:59Dennis?

0:09:59 > 0:10:00Is that you?

0:10:00 > 0:10:02SNORING

0:10:02 > 0:10:03HE WHIMPERS

0:10:03 > 0:10:06Nothing to worry about, Walter, old boy.

0:10:06 > 0:10:09Just a dusty old relic.

0:10:09 > 0:10:14Hello. Anybody home?

0:10:14 > 0:10:15See? Nothing to fear.

0:10:15 > 0:10:18SNORING CONTINUES

0:10:18 > 0:10:22Who dares disturb my slumber?

0:10:22 > 0:10:28It's the c-c-c-c-curse o-o-of Prankenkama-a-a-a!

0:10:28 > 0:10:30HE SCREAMS

0:10:30 > 0:10:34Poor Walter. That mummy is really scary.

0:10:34 > 0:10:36That's the colonel, Pie-Face.

0:10:36 > 0:10:38- Oh, yeah. - DISTANT SCREAMING

0:10:38 > 0:10:39Brilliant!

0:10:39 > 0:10:40HE CHUCKLES

0:10:40 > 0:10:43Best prank in history!

0:10:43 > 0:10:45ALL SCREAM

0:10:45 > 0:10:46COLONEL GROWLS

0:10:48 > 0:10:50COLONEL GROWLS

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