0:00:02 > 0:00:04Ready, Gnasher? Let's go!
0:00:04 > 0:00:08# Playing by the rules
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# Is highly overrated
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah!
0:00:14 > 0:00:17# They can't hold us back
0:00:17 > 0:00:21# We'll make the most of every second
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah!
0:00:24 > 0:00:26# After all is said and done
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# Shout, "One for all and all for fun!"
0:00:28 > 0:00:33# Nothing's gonna bring us down today
0:00:33 > 0:00:38# Open up your eyes The world outside is waiting. #
0:00:51 > 0:00:53Ah, the great outdoors.
0:00:53 > 0:00:57A world away from the hurly-burly of everyday life.
0:00:57 > 0:01:01I close my eyes... Ah.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03And when I open them...
0:01:03 > 0:01:04ZIPPING HE SCREAMS
0:01:04 > 0:01:05We're on.
0:01:06 > 0:01:10The Beanotown Cup Final, and we're almost front of the queue.
0:01:10 > 0:01:11HE LAUGHS
0:01:13 > 0:01:17Operation Golden Ticket is on course for a successful completion.
0:01:20 > 0:01:21HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:01:21 > 0:01:23Four tickets for the cup final, please.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26- Oh, sorry. Just sold my last tickets.- What?!
0:01:27 > 0:01:29We'll do anything!
0:01:29 > 0:01:32Cut your lawn, polish your boots, shine your medals.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34Anything for those tickets.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36Oh, tempt me all you like, sunny Jim.
0:01:36 > 0:01:39The Colonel will never buckle.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44HE GROANS
0:01:44 > 0:01:47If you're trying to buy tickets, Walter, they've sold out.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Oh, I'm not buying a ticket, Dennis.
0:01:49 > 0:01:54As Chief Reporter for the school paper, I get a press pass.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56THEY GASP
0:01:56 > 0:02:00So all we need is a press pass like Walter's and we're in.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02Oh, this is a menace made in heaven.
0:02:02 > 0:02:07Oh, no tickets left, love. Sorry. The match is a complete sell out.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10One press pass, please.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13There you go, the final press pass.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15Press pass, please.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18You?! Which paper do you write for?
0:02:18 > 0:02:20The Daily Menace.
0:02:20 > 0:02:21I've never heard of it.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24That's because it's...
0:02:24 > 0:02:28new and exclusive and only online.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31Well, this is the final press pass, and it's mine.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36You can't both have the final press pass.
0:02:36 > 0:02:40You're right. The final press pass should go to a deserving home...
0:02:40 > 0:02:41Meaning?
0:02:41 > 0:02:46Meaning...whoever gets the most readers by Saturday gets
0:02:46 > 0:02:48the final press pass into the match.
0:02:48 > 0:02:49Challenge accepted.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51May the best reporter win, Dennis.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54Sounds fair enough to me.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Bertie, hold the presses.
0:02:58 > 0:03:02I have a new lead story for this afternoon's edition.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05Dennis the Menace - biggest loser in Beanotown.
0:03:07 > 0:03:11Meet me in the tree house in exactly 33 minutes and 22 seconds.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13We've got a newspaper to launch.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18HE LAUGHS
0:03:18 > 0:03:21Look at that, Gnasher, Dad's bottom's been given its own TV show.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23Dennis! I'm in your bedroom.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29Say hello to the Homework Spy 3000.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32The Homework what?
0:03:32 > 0:03:37- This little beauty will be keeping an eye on you at all times.- Eh...right.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40- But...- Ah, no buts, Dennis.
0:03:40 > 0:03:41Take a seat.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44Six months worth of homework to do, Dennis.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46Remember, if you're thinking of leaving your desk,
0:03:46 > 0:03:49the Homework Spy 3000 will be watching,
0:03:49 > 0:03:51which means I'll be watching.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58We have to meet Curly and Pie-Face in three minutes, Gnasher.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01This calls for a top drawer menace.
0:04:08 > 0:04:09Gnash, gnash!
0:04:11 > 0:04:15Look at that. No more sneaking behind my back.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20Pulling the wool over my eyes.
0:04:20 > 0:04:21Gnash, gnash, gnash. Gnash, gnash, gnash.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23It's all about using your head.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Gnash, gnash, gnash.
0:04:31 > 0:04:32Gnash!
0:04:32 > 0:04:35Brilliant, Gnasher. Time for some menacing genius.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49BEEPING
0:04:49 > 0:04:54Right, I reckon I've got 20 seconds. Let's get to work.
0:04:56 > 0:04:57Oh, no, it's on the blink.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10The picture's come back, love.
0:05:19 > 0:05:23BOTH: Three, two, one.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Curly, we need a website.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28One state-of-the-art website coming up.
0:05:28 > 0:05:29Great.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32Oh, with a fixed position navigation interface?
0:05:32 > 0:05:34Eh...sure.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37- And some CCS coding.- Why not? - Oh, I know -
0:05:37 > 0:05:40an intercalated design content management system
0:05:40 > 0:05:42that automatically generates astute SEO URLs
0:05:42 > 0:05:47to provide accurate metadata within a fully functional customised database?
0:05:47 > 0:05:48I don't know.
0:05:48 > 0:05:52Paul could help you out, Curly. He's got a knack for computers.
0:05:53 > 0:05:57OK. So now we've just got to post a story for people to read.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00But how will we know how many people are reading it?
0:06:00 > 0:06:02Well, when someone clicks on our website,
0:06:02 > 0:06:04it comes up as a hit on the screen.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06Exactly.
0:06:06 > 0:06:07What do hits make?
0:06:07 > 0:06:08BOTH: Press passes!
0:06:09 > 0:06:10OK.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12Let's make news.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15Right, Curly, bring in the bus.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19Here goes. A world exclusive.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24Double-decker bus found on moon!
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Our first big splash.
0:06:26 > 0:06:27How easy is this?!
0:06:27 > 0:06:29Dennis?
0:06:29 > 0:06:30Oh, no. Mum.
0:06:35 > 0:06:36A little something for you.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39Oh...thank you.
0:06:42 > 0:06:43HE GASPS
0:06:43 > 0:06:44That was close.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48Double-decker bus found on the moon!
0:06:50 > 0:06:52I can do better than that.
0:06:52 > 0:06:57Read all about it. Double-decker bus on the moon disappears.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00Here you go. There's a shilling.
0:07:00 > 0:07:01One more happy reader.
0:07:08 > 0:07:13By Jove, he's right! There is no double-decker bus on the moon.
0:07:14 > 0:07:17Wild animal in Beanotown Park.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20Wild animal captured.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23Treasure found in Beanotown.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Free chocolate coin with school paper.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31Beanotown flooded.
0:07:31 > 0:07:35How I saved Beanotown from the floods - read my amazing story.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Final reader figures are...
0:07:50 > 0:07:53Walter's paper - 485.
0:07:53 > 0:07:59But Daily Menace has 486 hits.
0:07:59 > 0:08:03- And today's Saturday, so... - No school paper.
0:08:04 > 0:08:08ALL: # Here we go, here we go, here we go! #
0:08:08 > 0:08:12Walter just handed me this, but it's a bit rubbish.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15This puts the numbers exactly even.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Walter gave me one especially for you too.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20See? Rubbish.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23HE GROANS
0:08:23 > 0:08:26I believe the press pass is mine, Dennis.
0:08:26 > 0:08:32Soon I'll be shaking hands with Beanotown United's finest.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37So Walter wants to shake hands, does he?
0:08:38 > 0:08:42Curly, I've just had a brilliant idea.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47That's him. Get him!
0:08:47 > 0:08:48SHOUTING
0:08:50 > 0:08:54What are you doing? Leave me alone!
0:08:56 > 0:08:58The Daily Menace big competition -
0:08:58 > 0:09:02be the first to shake Walter's hand and win a free subscription.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04500 extra hits.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08SCREAMING
0:09:12 > 0:09:17986 readers to Walter's 487.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20The press pass is ours.
0:09:20 > 0:09:21Congratulations.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23One press pass coming up.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27That's my press pass.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30No, it's not. We won it fair and square.
0:09:30 > 0:09:31HE GROANS
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Actually, I think it belongs to me.
0:09:37 > 0:09:38THEY GASP
0:09:38 > 0:09:39- DENNIS AND WALTER:- Angel Face?
0:09:39 > 0:09:42Whoever has the biggest readership gets the press pass, yes?
0:09:44 > 0:09:47Have you read my magazine?
0:09:47 > 0:09:52Dennis Versus Walter - skulduggery, treachery, trickery...
0:09:52 > 0:09:57- Oh, and 5,000 readers. - WALTER AND DENNIS:- 5,000!
0:09:57 > 0:09:58See you at the game.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Or maybe not.
0:10:00 > 0:10:03# Here we go, here we go, here we go. #
0:10:09 > 0:10:10Oh.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12What have you been up to, Dennis?
0:10:14 > 0:10:17MUMBLING: Useless, load of rubbish.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23Still want to see the match, Gnasher?
0:10:23 > 0:10:24Gnash, gnash.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30Angel Face, have I got a deal for you?!
0:10:30 > 0:10:34Your press pass in exchange for...the Parent Spy 3000.
0:10:36 > 0:10:40Stay ahead of prying mums and dads with this state-of-the-art, revo...
0:10:40 > 0:10:41It's a deal.
0:10:43 > 0:10:44DENNIS LAUGHS
0:10:46 > 0:10:47Come on, United! Wahoo!
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