Menace's Seven

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05Ready, Gnasher? Let's go!

0:00:05 > 0:00:08# Playing by the rules

0:00:08 > 0:00:11# Is highly overrated

0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah

0:00:14 > 0:00:17# They can't hold us back

0:00:17 > 0:00:21# We'll make the most of every second

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah

0:00:24 > 0:00:29# After all is said and done Shout, "Fun for all and all for fun"

0:00:29 > 0:00:33# Nothing's going to bring us down today

0:00:33 > 0:00:38# Open up your eyes The world outside is waiting. #

0:00:50 > 0:00:53BELL RINGS

0:00:53 > 0:00:56- Wooo!- Yeaaaaah.- Woohoo!

0:00:59 > 0:01:01Snake in a cake tin!

0:01:01 > 0:01:02Classic.

0:01:09 > 0:01:13# Hmm, mmm, ha-hoo, hmmm-hmmm. #

0:01:13 > 0:01:17Ha-ha! Target acquired and locked on.

0:01:17 > 0:01:20- MUFFLED:- 'You...'- Huh? - '..in the corridor.

0:01:20 > 0:01:22'Stop! Yes, you.

0:01:22 > 0:01:24'No pranking in school.'

0:01:24 > 0:01:25Drop the cake tin, Menace.

0:01:27 > 0:01:28- Yow!!!!!- Sorry, Miss.

0:01:31 > 0:01:33'And no snacks in school, either.'

0:01:35 > 0:01:38How does Detester keep doing that?

0:01:39 > 0:01:40Uh, with that?

0:01:46 > 0:01:49More contraband, Mr Detester.

0:01:51 > 0:01:52Oh, my.... Oh!

0:01:55 > 0:01:57Confiscation completed.

0:01:57 > 0:01:59Isn't it marvellous?

0:01:59 > 0:02:02The Confiscatinator 5000 -

0:02:02 > 0:02:05Maximum security, state-of-the-art confiscation system.

0:02:05 > 0:02:08CCTV wired straight into my office

0:02:08 > 0:02:13and nothing or no-one gets in or out without the password.

0:02:15 > 0:02:21Soon there'll be no pranks, no snacks, no toys, no anything.

0:02:21 > 0:02:23They'll all be locked away.

0:02:25 > 0:02:29That Confiscatinator holds every peashooter, every stink bomb...

0:02:29 > 0:02:31- Every pie.- ..we ever lost.

0:02:31 > 0:02:33We have to crack it.

0:02:33 > 0:02:35Oh, forget it, Dennis.

0:02:35 > 0:02:38The staff room is always full of teachers. There's no way.

0:02:40 > 0:02:41There's always a way, Curly.

0:02:44 > 0:02:46PHRRT!

0:02:50 > 0:02:53My little sister, Bea, can clear any room.

0:02:53 > 0:02:56Yes, but Detester has eyes everywhere.

0:02:56 > 0:02:57'No ball games in school.'

0:03:03 > 0:03:07We need someone to distract him - someone no-one would ever suspect.

0:03:07 > 0:03:09Oh, oh, eh...

0:03:09 > 0:03:10William Shakespeare?

0:03:15 > 0:03:18But, Miss, my dad, the headmaster,

0:03:18 > 0:03:22said I have to do this exercise because of my basketball elbow.

0:03:22 > 0:03:25Oh, right. Carry on.

0:03:25 > 0:03:26Or...

0:03:26 > 0:03:30someone who's Mr Detester's daughter.

0:03:30 > 0:03:33Oh, yeah, that makes more sense.

0:03:35 > 0:03:37CRASHING AND BREAKING

0:03:37 > 0:03:39Oopsie!

0:03:44 > 0:03:49Pssst! I'm putting a team together to crack the Confiscatinator.

0:03:49 > 0:03:50You in?

0:03:50 > 0:03:53- What's in it for me? - A share of the loot.- I want half.

0:03:53 > 0:03:56- I'll give you 50% and no more.- Deal.

0:03:56 > 0:03:59Calling up the Confiscatinator schematics.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01Hmm, I can decode the password

0:04:01 > 0:04:05but the override switch is protected by a network of lasers.

0:04:05 > 0:04:09Hmmm, someone has to get through without tripping the alarm.

0:04:09 > 0:04:11- Someone brave.- Oh!

0:04:11 > 0:04:14- Someone with great agility.- Uhhh...

0:04:14 > 0:04:18Ho... Ha-tuh. Waaaaaaaah!

0:04:20 > 0:04:22Someone...else.

0:04:22 > 0:04:24Ow, I think I broke me bum.

0:04:33 > 0:04:36Wow, he's really good.

0:04:36 > 0:04:40But how are we going to get a teacher's pet like Walter to join us?

0:04:40 > 0:04:42Hmm.

0:04:42 > 0:04:47- Great darts rehearsal, Walter. - The recital's going to be a triumph.

0:04:47 > 0:04:52Oh, it's nothing. Just a testament to my talent, artistry and genius.

0:04:52 > 0:04:56I've also composed a new piece for the street dance-ballet mash up.

0:04:56 > 0:04:59HE PLAYS WONDERFULLY

0:05:01 > 0:05:03What are you doing here?

0:05:03 > 0:05:05Uh, Dinmakers' practice.

0:05:05 > 0:05:08INSTRUMENTS PLAY OVER ONE ANOTHER

0:05:12 > 0:05:14Ah, ooooooh.

0:05:14 > 0:05:17Stop that racket. It's way too loud!

0:05:17 > 0:05:21Can't hear you, Walter - it's way too loud.

0:05:24 > 0:05:30- Right, to the Confiscatinator. - But I need it for my recital.

0:05:30 > 0:05:33You should've thought of that before you decided to use my bottom

0:05:33 > 0:05:35for target practice.

0:05:37 > 0:05:40Don't worry. I have a plan

0:05:40 > 0:05:43to get back everything that was taken from us.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45The Confiscatinator is here.

0:05:45 > 0:05:48The staff room is here. And Detester's office is here.

0:05:48 > 0:05:52Well, I can't see anything like this!

0:05:52 > 0:05:56- This tree house is for menaces' eyes only.- But what about Angel Face?

0:05:56 > 0:05:59Oh, I can't wear blindfolds because of my delicate eyes.

0:05:59 > 0:06:04Exactly. Now, as I was saying - the Confis... Hey!

0:06:04 > 0:06:05Who's eaten the Confiscatinator?

0:06:05 > 0:06:07Oh! Oh, sorry.

0:06:07 > 0:06:11Ah, never mind. Let's go to work.

0:06:17 > 0:06:18Ow!

0:06:29 > 0:06:30PHRRT!

0:06:52 > 0:06:55Boy with the hair, no running!

0:06:55 > 0:06:57Girl with the shirt, no chewing.

0:06:57 > 0:07:02Boy pulling funny faces, no pulling funny faces!

0:07:02 > 0:07:04Hmm, I hope that wasn't his actual face.

0:07:04 > 0:07:07Daddy, I need help with my homework.

0:07:07 > 0:07:13No problem, Angel Face. What is it, hard sums or a spelling test?

0:07:13 > 0:07:15Making a meticulously accurate scale model of

0:07:15 > 0:07:19a four-masted, 16th-century galleon, entirely out of toothpicks.

0:07:19 > 0:07:20Really?

0:07:20 > 0:07:24- Oh, are you sure?- Due in by the end of lunchtime.

0:07:24 > 0:07:27Right. Yes. Oh, oh. Yes. well...

0:07:27 > 0:07:30We'll start with the canon deck, shall we?

0:07:43 > 0:07:46DOOR SLAMS

0:07:49 > 0:07:50I'll be there in a minute, Gladys.

0:07:50 > 0:07:55- I've just got to go to the canteen with these pies...- Oh!

0:07:55 > 0:07:57..filled with sausages!

0:07:57 > 0:07:58Gnash!

0:08:09 > 0:08:12ALL: Wow.

0:08:20 > 0:08:21ALL: Yes!

0:08:23 > 0:08:25ALARM GOES OFF ALL: No!

0:08:25 > 0:08:27- Intruder detected.- No!

0:08:27 > 0:08:30Now, to carve the figurehead. Ooh!

0:08:33 > 0:08:35ALARM STOPS

0:08:35 > 0:08:37Ah! We'd better work fast.

0:08:37 > 0:08:39At least the CCTV's still covered.

0:08:41 > 0:08:43Where was that alarm coming from?

0:08:43 > 0:08:45Oh, that was me, um,

0:08:45 > 0:08:48making a foghorn noise for the ship.

0:08:48 > 0:08:50Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaw.

0:08:50 > 0:08:51A foghorn?

0:08:51 > 0:08:54On a 16th-century galleon?!

0:08:58 > 0:09:01Huh! The Confiscatinator! Nooooo!

0:09:01 > 0:09:04Wait! You haven't finished the poop deck.

0:09:05 > 0:09:09- Oh!- Oh, the CCTV camera!

0:09:09 > 0:09:11It's OK.

0:09:11 > 0:09:13Gnasher and Pie-Face are guarding the corridor.

0:09:17 > 0:09:20What are you doing here? My dad's on the loose!

0:09:23 > 0:09:25- We have to warn Dennis.- Gnash?

0:09:25 > 0:09:29- GNASHER HOWLS - Gnash, gnash, gnash!

0:09:29 > 0:09:32Hmmm, choir's improving.

0:09:32 > 0:09:34The Gnash signal!

0:09:34 > 0:09:36- Let's get out of here.- A-ha!

0:09:36 > 0:09:39Hello, Father? I may need a lawyer.

0:09:39 > 0:09:41Caught you red-handed.

0:09:41 > 0:09:44No, our hands are normal flesh-coloured.

0:09:44 > 0:09:47We...we just fought off a gang of...

0:09:47 > 0:09:50Uh...international prank and toy thieves.

0:09:50 > 0:09:53- Yeah.- Yes, that's right, prank and toy thieves.

0:09:53 > 0:09:56They were just a minute ago but they escaped...

0:09:56 > 0:10:00- Through the window - using jet packs.- Oh!

0:10:00 > 0:10:03Anywho, we'd better get back to class.

0:10:03 > 0:10:06Not so fast. I'm going to get to the bottom of this.

0:10:06 > 0:10:10But first, I'll bring the system back online.

0:10:10 > 0:10:12'Intruder detected.'

0:10:14 > 0:10:16Hey!

0:10:16 > 0:10:18Let me out!

0:10:20 > 0:10:21Good work, team.

0:10:24 > 0:10:26Hey! My bow.

0:10:26 > 0:10:29Sorry, Walter - Angel Face gets 50% of everything.

0:10:29 > 0:10:32- What about Detester? - We'll let him out...

0:10:32 > 0:10:34once he's had time to calm down.

0:10:34 > 0:10:36Oh, I passed something through the air vent

0:10:36 > 0:10:40to keep him busy till the locksmith gets here.

0:10:40 > 0:10:43Oh, well, I'm sure they'll let me out in the morning.

0:10:43 > 0:10:45Let's get on with that ship.

0:10:45 > 0:10:47Hey, watch the porthole!