Bone Free Zone

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0:13:02 > 0:13:05Ready, Gnasher? Let's go!

0:13:05 > 0:13:09# Playing by the rules is highly overrated

0:13:11 > 0:13:14# Unstoppable, unstoppable

0:13:14 > 0:13:16# They can't hold us back

0:13:16 > 0:13:21# We'll make the most of every second

0:13:21 > 0:13:23# Unstoppable unstoppable

0:13:23 > 0:13:26# After all is said and done

0:13:26 > 0:13:29# Shout "Fun for all and all for fun!"

0:13:29 > 0:13:33# Nothing's going to bring us down today

0:13:33 > 0:13:37# Open up your eyes The world outside is waiting. #

0:13:51 > 0:13:53GNASHER GROWLS

0:13:53 > 0:13:57Nice one, Gnasher. Another one for your world-class bone collection.

0:14:07 > 0:14:09Good. You're both here.

0:14:09 > 0:14:12I was just about to tell Gnasher it's time he got rid of these.

0:14:12 > 0:14:15- Gnash!- No way! Not the bones!

0:14:17 > 0:14:18GNASHER HOWLS

0:14:20 > 0:14:23There are several well-regarded blogs about

0:14:23 > 0:14:25Gnasher's impressive collection.

0:14:25 > 0:14:29Largest bone ever procured from a northern hemisphere takeaway.

0:14:29 > 0:14:32Mmm! Gnasher!

0:14:32 > 0:14:36Obscenely large wishbone doubling as a powerful menace catapult.

0:14:36 > 0:14:40Speaks for itself, really. Eh?

0:14:40 > 0:14:42Very impressive.

0:14:42 > 0:14:45But I'd like to start a blog about my garden!

0:14:47 > 0:14:53- But...- No buts. This back garden is a bone-free zone and that's final.

0:14:53 > 0:14:54GNASHER HOWLS

0:14:56 > 0:15:00Curly, Pieface! Crisis tree-house meeting, now.

0:15:04 > 0:15:08Operation Bone Transplant is go. We need ideas now.

0:15:08 > 0:15:10Gnasher's bones need a new home.

0:15:10 > 0:15:13We could start a touring xylophone ensemble.

0:15:18 > 0:15:22- Anything else?- Or sneak them into an everyday domestic setting.

0:15:27 > 0:15:31No. What we need is an all-new bone zone.

0:15:31 > 0:15:35Somewhere Gnasher can access any time of day.

0:15:35 > 0:15:38Somewhere we can keep an eye on things.

0:15:41 > 0:15:45Ah! Genius wears a striped jumper.

0:15:48 > 0:15:51Gnash, gnash, gnash!

0:15:51 > 0:15:54That is the last of them. Nice digging, Gnasher.

0:15:54 > 0:15:57Well, I never thought I'd see the day.

0:15:58 > 0:16:01Dennis, at school on a Saturday?

0:16:03 > 0:16:06- Don't tell me YOU'RE here for the lecture?- Lecture?

0:16:06 > 0:16:12- "Putting the fun in quantum physics." - Actually, Walter, we were...

0:16:12 > 0:16:16Up to something I should be reporting to the headmaster?

0:16:16 > 0:16:18Dennis, Curly and Pieface.

0:16:18 > 0:16:23Joining us for some extracurricular learning, I see.

0:16:23 > 0:16:26Er...um...

0:16:29 > 0:16:33We wouldn't miss it for the world! Come on, Walter.

0:16:34 > 0:16:38FYI, Dennis, there is no fun in quantum physics.

0:16:38 > 0:16:40We've got to do what we've got to do

0:16:40 > 0:16:42to protect Gnasher's precious bones.

0:16:45 > 0:16:46GNASHER SIGHS

0:16:47 > 0:16:49THEY GROAN

0:16:51 > 0:16:53I think I need a lie-down.

0:16:53 > 0:16:56Well, anything to keep your bones safe, Gnasher!

0:16:56 > 0:16:58Gnash, gnash!

0:17:02 > 0:17:04HE LAUGHS

0:17:04 > 0:17:06I never thought subatomic particles should could be

0:17:06 > 0:17:08so side-splittingly funny.

0:17:08 > 0:17:10It was like a comedy club with learning.

0:17:12 > 0:17:13Oh!

0:17:15 > 0:17:16Ooh! Ouch!

0:17:18 > 0:17:19What on earth have we got here?

0:17:23 > 0:17:25Fetch me a palaeontologist, post-haste.

0:17:28 > 0:17:30Want to spend a bit of quality time with your bones

0:17:30 > 0:17:32while we're in class, Gnasher?

0:17:32 > 0:17:34Gnash, gnash!

0:17:34 > 0:17:36Uh-oh! Looks like you've got company, Gnasher!

0:17:43 > 0:17:46And that, I presume, is the dorsal vertebra.

0:17:48 > 0:17:54Yes, indeed it is, my boy. A mighty fine specimen.

0:17:54 > 0:17:56Good show, Dr Paeleo!

0:17:56 > 0:17:58I'm certainly glad we called a professional.

0:18:00 > 0:18:02- Huh?- What is that?

0:18:02 > 0:18:08That, my boy, is the world's first mutton-bovine-poultrysaurus.

0:18:08 > 0:18:10I prefer Waltersaurus.

0:18:10 > 0:18:15- Mutton-bovine-poultrysaurus. - I like Waltersaurus.

0:18:15 > 0:18:20- We like Waltersaurus! - How about You're-all-nuts-osaurus?

0:18:20 > 0:18:26- These aren't dinosaur bones. They're Gnasher's.- Preposterous, young man.

0:18:26 > 0:18:31Why, the dog would simply collapse like a moist towel without bones.

0:18:31 > 0:18:35Not Gnasher's actual bones - his world-class collection.

0:18:35 > 0:18:39What kind of dinosaur wears a bow tie, anyway?

0:18:39 > 0:18:44Ahem! Hands up, all the qualified palaeontologists present. Mm?

0:18:44 > 0:18:50Anybody? I know my hand is up. No? No? That's what I thought.

0:18:52 > 0:18:54I see what's going on here, Dr Palaeo!

0:18:54 > 0:18:57Dennis is just peeved that he wasn't the one to make

0:18:57 > 0:18:59the archaeological find of the century.

0:18:59 > 0:19:01It was, in fact, for the record, me.

0:19:03 > 0:19:06- Bravo, Walter.- Jolly good!

0:19:06 > 0:19:10These bones belong to science now.

0:19:10 > 0:19:13They are going on a round-the-world tour

0:19:13 > 0:19:15as soon as I have them assembled.

0:19:15 > 0:19:18- And when will that be?- Tomorrow.

0:19:20 > 0:19:25- What?- And don't even think about any funny business, Dennis.

0:19:25 > 0:19:26The Waltersaurus will be

0:19:26 > 0:19:30the most closely guarded skeleton in Beanotown.

0:19:30 > 0:19:31Hm.

0:19:31 > 0:19:34Gentlemen, I give you the second most closely guarded

0:19:34 > 0:19:38- skeleton in Beanotown. - The T-Rex at the museum?

0:19:38 > 0:19:41If they want a dinosaur to take on tour, we will give them one.

0:19:41 > 0:19:43Gnash, gnash!

0:19:43 > 0:19:46- Are you ready to make menacing history?- Always.

0:19:46 > 0:19:49Let's make menacing history!

0:19:49 > 0:19:54Then phase two of Operation Bone Transplant begins.

0:19:54 > 0:19:56Meet tomorrow before school at the museum.

0:20:06 > 0:20:08One, two, three.

0:20:16 > 0:20:17- Gnashammer - engage.- Gnash!

0:20:31 > 0:20:34Now to bag ourselves an actual dino.

0:20:34 > 0:20:36No, no!

0:20:36 > 0:20:38Curly, Pieface! Grab Gnasher!

0:20:40 > 0:20:44- Sorry, Gnasher. Need this one as is.- Gnash!

0:20:44 > 0:20:46Let's get this dinosaur mobile.

0:20:58 > 0:21:01Time to move this to the dig site before they ship out

0:21:01 > 0:21:03Gnasher's collection from Beanotown for good.

0:21:12 > 0:21:13All right. Let's get going.

0:21:20 > 0:21:22And...lean!

0:21:29 > 0:21:31And lean right.

0:21:35 > 0:21:38Right. Steering is sorted, but what about stopping?

0:21:38 > 0:21:42- That was your department, Pieface. - No, it was Paul's.

0:21:43 > 0:21:45Oh!

0:21:45 > 0:21:46Watch out for the fence!

0:21:51 > 0:21:53What? Who goes there?

0:21:53 > 0:21:55Nobody.

0:22:05 > 0:22:07What are you doing down there?

0:22:07 > 0:22:12- Just helping out.- That's right. - You missed a bit, Gnasher.

0:22:13 > 0:22:15Hmm. I see.

0:22:15 > 0:22:16Oh, well.

0:22:18 > 0:22:21So, anyone got any idea how to assemble this thing?

0:22:26 > 0:22:31Citizens of Beanotown, this is a proud day indeed.

0:22:31 > 0:22:33Beanotown's first-ever dinosaur

0:22:33 > 0:22:35is about to go on a round-the-world tour.

0:22:37 > 0:22:41Do you think they'll notice the difference?

0:22:41 > 0:22:42ALL GASP

0:22:44 > 0:22:48- What? No!- That's no Waltersaurus!

0:22:49 > 0:22:53My expert eye tells me these are not even dinosaur bones.

0:22:53 > 0:22:59- What do we do, doctor?- Smile for the cameras, my boy. Hello.

0:22:59 > 0:23:03- Smile and hope nobody notices. - But...

0:23:04 > 0:23:06Ladies and gentlemen of Beanotown, I give to you

0:23:06 > 0:23:10the Mutton-bovine-poultrysaurus!

0:23:10 > 0:23:12Hooray!

0:23:13 > 0:23:15Gnash, gnash!

0:23:15 > 0:23:17Gnash, gnash, gnash, gnash!

0:23:20 > 0:23:23Dad said the back garden was a bone-free zone.

0:23:23 > 0:23:26But he never said anything about the front garden!

0:23:32 > 0:23:36Sorry, Dad. This hole's earmarked for Gnasher's bones.

0:23:36 > 0:23:37Dennis!

0:23:39 > 0:23:41Eh?

0:23:41 > 0:23:43Get me out of here!

0:23:43 > 0:23:47Looks like Dad's got a bone to pick with you, Gnasher.

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