0:00:02 > 0:00:04Ready, Gnasher? Let's go!
0:00:04 > 0:00:08# Playing by the rules
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# Is highly overrated
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah!
0:00:14 > 0:00:17# They can't hold us back
0:00:17 > 0:00:21# We'll make the most of every second
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah!
0:00:24 > 0:00:26# After all is said and done
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# Shout, "One for all and all for fun!"
0:00:28 > 0:00:33# Nothing's gonna bring us down today
0:00:33 > 0:00:38# Open up your eyes The world outside is waiting. #
0:00:50 > 0:00:54I'm sorry to say, children, but I have shocking news.
0:00:54 > 0:00:58Tomorrow, the school inspector will carry out
0:00:58 > 0:01:00a thorough inspection of our school.
0:01:00 > 0:01:05I have to inform you, if he fails us, they will close the school down.
0:01:05 > 0:01:08SHE WAILS
0:01:08 > 0:01:13My wonderful school gone for good!
0:01:13 > 0:01:17Uh, don't cry, Dennis. I'm sure it won't come to that.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20Oh, these are tears of joy, Curly.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22Tears of pure joy!
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Don't you see what this means?
0:01:24 > 0:01:26School's out...for ever!
0:01:26 > 0:01:28Only if it fails the inspection.
0:01:28 > 0:01:31Oh, it's going to fail all right, Pie-Face.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34This calls for an Extraordinary Menace Meeting.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36Usual time and place.
0:01:36 > 0:01:40- So, I've been doing my homework... - Hah! How often do we hear that?
0:01:40 > 0:01:42This man holds the key to our happiness.
0:01:42 > 0:01:46I give you...the school inspector.
0:01:46 > 0:01:50Hello, my name is Derek Pencils, school inspector,
0:01:50 > 0:01:52- but you can call me... - SCHOOL CRUMBLES
0:01:52 > 0:01:54The Closing-ator.
0:01:54 > 0:01:58I have closed 30 schools in four years
0:01:58 > 0:02:00and THAT is a record! Hah!
0:02:00 > 0:02:0330 schools! Give that man a medal.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06Watch out or I might close your school n' all.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08KUNG FU YELLS
0:02:08 > 0:02:12I looked him up online. Derek Pencils is totally hardcore.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15He believes in punctual, polite pupils,
0:02:15 > 0:02:19clean classrooms and outstanding academic achievement.
0:02:19 > 0:02:23Wow! Everything Beanotown School doesn't have.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Ha, ha! It's definitely going to fail!
0:02:25 > 0:02:28Yeah, definitely, but...
0:02:28 > 0:02:32let's give it an extra nudge anyway, just to make sure.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34What'll happen to the school after they close it?
0:02:34 > 0:02:38I heard they're going to turn it into a whopping great funfair.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Yeah, in your dreams, Curly.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43Just think...this time tomorrow,
0:02:43 > 0:02:45school will be a bad memory.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47THEY SIGH
0:02:51 > 0:02:53Today is do or die day, Dennis,
0:02:53 > 0:02:55so I'm giving the school a lick of paint.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57Want a helping hand, sir?
0:02:57 > 0:03:00Humph! And fall foul of your pranking ways?
0:03:00 > 0:03:02Not likely.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05But, sir, this is the school's hour of need.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08- We're here to help. - Yeah, make the day run smoothly.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11See it all goes to plan, sir.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14Hmm. Maybe I've misjudged you boys.
0:03:14 > 0:03:19All right, you're on Operation SOS, Save Our School.
0:03:19 > 0:03:20You can lend a helping hand.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22ALL CHEER
0:03:22 > 0:03:24So, THIS is Beanotown School.
0:03:24 > 0:03:28Ahh! Oh, Mr Pencils! Hah! Hmm.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30HE SNIFFS
0:03:30 > 0:03:32I smell closure!
0:03:32 > 0:03:34Oh, it's probably just the drains.
0:03:34 > 0:03:37Can I interest you in a cup of tea?
0:03:37 > 0:03:40A small digestive on the side, perhaps?
0:03:40 > 0:03:43Why not? Closing schools is thirsty work. Brew up, headmaster.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46We'll sup to the demise of Beanotown School.
0:03:46 > 0:03:50Two teas, eh? Time for phase one, Curly -
0:03:50 > 0:03:52the mighty wind.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54Two teas coming up.
0:03:54 > 0:03:58- To my office then. - Lead on, Macduff.- Right.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00Who's Macduff?
0:04:00 > 0:04:03This is going to be easy! Right, phase two -
0:04:03 > 0:04:05enter the grasshopper.
0:04:05 > 0:04:06Oh, yeah...
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Grasshoppers primed...
0:04:14 > 0:04:16And ready to hop. Ha, ha!
0:04:19 > 0:04:23Water, milk, tea...
0:04:25 > 0:04:26..fart powder.
0:04:29 > 0:04:30Hmm?
0:04:30 > 0:04:33Fart powder, fart powder, fart powder. Hee, hee!
0:04:33 > 0:04:36Closing schools make me feel good.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38You know what I mean, Detester?
0:04:38 > 0:04:40Makes me feel like I'm doing a good job.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44And I don't mind telling you that this school
0:04:44 > 0:04:48has closure written all over it.
0:04:48 > 0:04:52Punctuality, cleanliness, orderly classrooms -
0:04:52 > 0:04:53that's what I look for,
0:04:53 > 0:04:57and, most importantly, good manners.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59What have you got to say to that, Detester?
0:04:59 > 0:05:01HE PARPS
0:05:01 > 0:05:03Goodness gracious, man!
0:05:03 > 0:05:05I am most terribly sorry.
0:05:05 > 0:05:09- "Disgustingly flatulent headmaster!" - HE PARPS AGAIN
0:05:09 > 0:05:12Oh! Right, I suppose you'd better show me round this "school".
0:05:13 > 0:05:15Ah, hah!
0:05:15 > 0:05:18Phase three! School runs half an hour late.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Now for phase four.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23A good dollop of slime...
0:05:23 > 0:05:24Hee, hee, hee!
0:05:24 > 0:05:26Today's lesson,
0:05:26 > 0:05:28the animal kingdom.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30Open your books, please.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34Yuck! CHILDREN SHOUT
0:05:34 > 0:05:37Unless my ears deceive me, that sounds very much like...
0:05:37 > 0:05:39SCREAMING
0:05:39 > 0:05:41Anarchy, headmaster.
0:05:41 > 0:05:42We prefer to call it
0:05:42 > 0:05:45bringing the wild into the classroom!
0:05:45 > 0:05:47You can say that again.
0:05:47 > 0:05:48This is not looking good, Headmaster.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50BELL RINGS
0:05:50 > 0:05:52And that school bell is late.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54CHILDREN LAUGH AND CHEER
0:05:54 > 0:05:57Mr Pencils? MR PENCILS!
0:05:59 > 0:06:01HE HUFFS AND GRUNTS
0:06:01 > 0:06:06I would like to address the entire school in the school hall...NOW!
0:06:06 > 0:06:08A flatulent headmaster,
0:06:08 > 0:06:11chaotic classrooms and slovenly punctuality.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13What next, I wonder?
0:06:13 > 0:06:17I'll tell you what next! It's SLIME TIME!
0:06:17 > 0:06:18Yah!
0:06:20 > 0:06:21HE GROWLS
0:06:21 > 0:06:25This school has failed the inspection!
0:06:25 > 0:06:27After I've signed off the paperwork,
0:06:27 > 0:06:31Beanotown School will be closed...FOREVER!
0:06:31 > 0:06:35- Ha, ha! Result!- We did it!
0:06:35 > 0:06:40Gentlemen, this has been the menace to end all menaces! Ha, ha!
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Treehouse in one hour.
0:06:42 > 0:06:46Time to start plotting the rest of our lives.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49We're sorry about the school, Dennis.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52Sorry? It's brilliant! Ha, ha!
0:06:52 > 0:06:56Eh, I mean, no, you're right, it's, um, terrible.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59Too right it's terrible. You'll never guess what I've just heard.
0:06:59 > 0:07:04NOOOO!!!
0:07:04 > 0:07:09Ah! Life in the school-free lane! Ha, ha! Pinch me, I must be dreaming.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11This isn't a dream! It's a NIGHTMARE!
0:07:11 > 0:07:15After Beanotown School closes, we're all going to be sent to...
0:07:15 > 0:07:17Drainotown School!
0:07:17 > 0:07:20BOTH: Not Drainotown School!
0:07:20 > 0:07:22BATS CHATTER
0:07:22 > 0:07:26- What have we done?!- We have to make the inspector change his mind.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Aye, but how? It's impossible!
0:07:28 > 0:07:30Gnash! Gnash, gnash, gnash!
0:07:30 > 0:07:32Gnash, gnash!
0:07:33 > 0:07:37Not necessarily, Curly.
0:07:37 > 0:07:38HE PUFFS
0:07:38 > 0:07:41We think we might have found a way to save the school, sir.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44Heh, heh, heh!
0:07:44 > 0:07:45Huh? Gnasher?
0:07:45 > 0:07:47He's a bona fide genius.
0:07:47 > 0:07:52- He's a dog! - He's indognito, disguised as...
0:07:52 > 0:07:53- MR PENCILS:- Toot, toot!
0:07:53 > 0:07:55SMASHING
0:07:55 > 0:07:59Right, sign here and the real fun begins.
0:07:59 > 0:08:03Oh! Mr School Inspector, what if we showed you
0:08:03 > 0:08:05that this school harboured a budding mastermind?
0:08:05 > 0:08:10Hah! Naturally, if such talent came forward, I might reconsider.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13Introducing Beanotown's star pupil!
0:08:13 > 0:08:15Gna...heh, heh!
0:08:15 > 0:08:16Hmm? All right!
0:08:16 > 0:08:17Hup!
0:08:17 > 0:08:19Lead on, Macduff!
0:08:21 > 0:08:22(Who's Macduff?)
0:08:22 > 0:08:24(I have no idea.)
0:08:27 > 0:08:29We're excellent at archaeology.
0:08:29 > 0:08:33Which, as everyone knows, is the art of digging up bones.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36Gnash, gnash, gnash, gnash, gnash!
0:08:37 > 0:08:39Gnash!
0:08:40 > 0:08:42Not bad, eh?
0:08:42 > 0:08:44Hmm, a lucky fluke!
0:08:46 > 0:08:49We've also got the best football team in Beanotown.
0:08:49 > 0:08:50Gnash!
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Gnash!
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Gnash!
0:08:54 > 0:08:55Whoa!
0:08:55 > 0:08:59I'm impressed, but I do like using my bulldozer
0:08:59 > 0:09:01and, anyway, these aren't core subjects.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03You're right, but
0:09:03 > 0:09:08our star pupil also happens to be a genius at maths.
0:09:08 > 0:09:09Ah, my favourite subject!
0:09:09 > 0:09:13Very well, if he can beat ME at maths,
0:09:13 > 0:09:15I'll tear up the closure form myself.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18Bet you didn't think I were going to say that, did you?
0:09:20 > 0:09:21I'll use my calculator.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24- And he'll used these. - DENNIS GRUNTS
0:09:24 > 0:09:26What? Sausages? Is this a joke?
0:09:26 > 0:09:29Genius moves in mysterious ways.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33Question one - two plus two.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36That's easy. It's...four.
0:09:36 > 0:09:37Gnash-gnash!
0:09:37 > 0:09:38APPLAUSE
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Uh...next question.
0:09:41 > 0:09:47Einstein's Theory of General Relativity states E = MC...
0:09:47 > 0:09:50- Gnash!- Squared is the right answer!
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Ha, ha! You've done it, Gnasher!
0:09:52 > 0:09:54THEY CHEER AND APPLAUD
0:09:54 > 0:09:57Not so fast. I came here to close a school.
0:09:57 > 0:10:01I don't like to go home without a bit of rubble on me fingertips.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04One final question - history!
0:10:04 > 0:10:09Who was the famous architect of the Regency Period?
0:10:09 > 0:10:11John...?
0:10:12 > 0:10:14That's what I thought.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16I'm going back to fire up my bulldozer
0:10:16 > 0:10:19- and I'm taking these sausages with me.- GNASH!
0:10:19 > 0:10:22Huh? John Nash is the right answer.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25THEY CHEER
0:10:25 > 0:10:28Three little words - I will be back.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33- We did it!- Ha, ha! Gnasher did it!
0:10:33 > 0:10:35Well done, Dennis.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38Thanks to you, Beanotown School won't have to be turned
0:10:38 > 0:10:41into a whopping great funfair.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43ALL: A whopping great funfair!
0:10:43 > 0:10:46What have we done? Ahh! Come back!
0:10:46 > 0:10:49- We're sorry!- Come back!
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