The Mayor Affair

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0:12:50 > 0:12:57.

0:13:02 > 0:13:04Ready, Gnasher? Let's go!

0:13:04 > 0:13:07# Playing by the rules

0:13:07 > 0:13:11# Is highly overrated

0:13:11 > 0:13:15# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah

0:13:15 > 0:13:17# They can't hold us back

0:13:17 > 0:13:21# We'll make the most of every second

0:13:21 > 0:13:23# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah

0:13:23 > 0:13:26# After all is said and done

0:13:26 > 0:13:28# Shout one for all and all for fun!

0:13:28 > 0:13:33# Nothing's going to bring us down today

0:13:33 > 0:13:37# Open up your eyes The world outside is waiting. #

0:13:52 > 0:13:53Ha-ha!

0:13:53 > 0:13:55They won't know what hit them!

0:13:55 > 0:13:57Oh, I reckon they will - it's got his face on it.

0:13:57 > 0:14:00Sh! It's starting.

0:14:02 > 0:14:06Tomorrow, Beanotown elects its next mayor.

0:14:06 > 0:14:12To show why I deserve your vote, I've got you all a present -

0:14:12 > 0:14:16a new waxwork of the most handsome, hard-working

0:14:16 > 0:14:20and, above all, humble man in Beanotown -

0:14:20 > 0:14:22me!

0:14:22 > 0:14:24- Eurgh!- Oooh!

0:14:24 > 0:14:27This represents my new approach to menacing.

0:14:27 > 0:14:33Vote for me and I'll make Beanotown a prank free zone.

0:14:33 > 0:14:37Oh, yeah? We'll see about that!

0:14:37 > 0:14:38Now, Gnasher!

0:14:38 > 0:14:39Gnash!

0:14:43 > 0:14:44ALL: Ahhh!

0:14:44 > 0:14:47THEY LAUGH

0:14:47 > 0:14:49Bleh!

0:14:49 > 0:14:55Right. For as long as I'm mayor, all skateboards are banned!

0:14:55 > 0:14:58- ALL:- Vote for Scrimp! Vote for scrimp!

0:14:58 > 0:15:00Ha-ha-ha... Huh?

0:15:00 > 0:15:03He can't to do that. He can't do that!

0:15:03 > 0:15:04Can he do that?

0:15:04 > 0:15:08He might THINK he can, but we won't let him get away with it.

0:15:08 > 0:15:10Um, Dennis, he HAS gotten away with it.

0:15:10 > 0:15:12Skateboards are banned as long as he's mayor!

0:15:12 > 0:15:14Yeah, but how long's that?

0:15:14 > 0:15:17We just have to make sure that he loses the vote tomorrow.

0:15:17 > 0:15:19And I know how.

0:15:21 > 0:15:24HIS STOMACH GROWLS

0:15:24 > 0:15:25Hmm, lunchtime, ha-ha!

0:15:27 > 0:15:31Right. Time to make that waxwork work for us.

0:15:31 > 0:15:32Gnasher, it's snack time.

0:15:32 > 0:15:33Gnash!

0:15:33 > 0:15:35Mmm, looks delicious.

0:15:35 > 0:15:37Chomp!

0:15:37 > 0:15:39Ugh! You can't move in this town for menaces!

0:15:39 > 0:15:41Hey, come back with my lunch!

0:15:43 > 0:15:46Sure you're up for this, Pie-Face?

0:15:46 > 0:15:50Yeah, I'm world champion at standing still and doing nothing.

0:15:50 > 0:15:52Oi! What are you doing?

0:15:52 > 0:15:53Mayor Scrimp's orders -

0:15:53 > 0:15:58to protect this priceless work of art from any more menacing pranks.

0:15:58 > 0:16:02Well, he needn't worry, nothing gets past old Slipper.

0:16:04 > 0:16:06Eh?

0:16:07 > 0:16:09Gnash, gnash!

0:16:09 > 0:16:12Time to show the town my new approach to menacing.

0:16:12 > 0:16:14Ha-ha-ha!

0:16:15 > 0:16:18Careful now, Mrs McGinty, let me help you across the road.

0:16:18 > 0:16:20Argh!

0:16:20 > 0:16:22Ah! My toe!

0:16:22 > 0:16:24I don't believe it! Did you see who that was?!

0:16:24 > 0:16:28I know! Father Christmas, at this time of year!

0:16:28 > 0:16:31What? No! No, it was Mayor Scrimp!

0:16:33 > 0:16:34Ha-ha!

0:16:36 > 0:16:39Pfft! Pfft!

0:16:39 > 0:16:40SHE COUGHS AND SPLUTTERS

0:16:43 > 0:16:46Mayor Scrimp! How could you?!

0:16:46 > 0:16:48SHE COUGHS

0:16:51 > 0:16:53Ten-shun! Stand up straight!

0:16:53 > 0:16:54CLANG!

0:16:57 > 0:17:00Enemy fire! Enemy fire! Evasive manoeuvres!

0:17:01 > 0:17:03Who did that?!

0:17:04 > 0:17:06- HE GASPS - Mayor Scrimp!

0:17:06 > 0:17:08That should do the trick!

0:17:08 > 0:17:09Time to rescue Pie-Face.

0:17:11 > 0:17:13Oi! What's under the sheet, lads?

0:17:13 > 0:17:16Er, Pie-Face, disguised as a ghost.

0:17:16 > 0:17:19Very funny. You just keep away from this waxwork.

0:17:19 > 0:17:22I have to make sure this vote runs smoothly.

0:17:28 > 0:17:30Ha-ha! Nice one, Pie-Face.

0:17:30 > 0:17:32You can stop doing the pose now.

0:17:32 > 0:17:33HE CREAKS

0:17:33 > 0:17:37No, I can't! Ooh! Stiff!

0:17:37 > 0:17:40ANGRY HUBBUB

0:17:42 > 0:17:45Ha-ha-ha! Sounds like Scrimp's a goner.

0:17:45 > 0:17:47Come on, we don't want to miss this.

0:17:52 > 0:17:54ANGRY SHOUTING

0:17:54 > 0:17:58Right, all of you take it easy. Back up, back up.

0:17:58 > 0:18:02What are you all on about? I haven't done anything!

0:18:02 > 0:18:05A likely story. We all saw you.

0:18:05 > 0:18:07I didn't think a new approach to menacing

0:18:07 > 0:18:09meant YOU'D be doing the menacing!

0:18:09 > 0:18:14You're not fit to be mayor, so none of us will be voting for you!

0:18:14 > 0:18:15- ALL:- Hear! Hear!

0:18:15 > 0:18:19Yes! Now let's get our skateboards back.

0:18:19 > 0:18:22Which leaves us one tiny question -

0:18:22 > 0:18:24who is going to be the new mayor?

0:18:24 > 0:18:26Surely you are the obvious choice, Father?

0:18:26 > 0:18:29Oh, no, no, I couldn't possibly...

0:18:29 > 0:18:31Oh, very well!

0:18:31 > 0:18:33As you all insist, I accept!

0:18:33 > 0:18:35All those in favour?

0:18:35 > 0:18:37- Absolutely!- Yes!

0:18:37 > 0:18:38Vote carried.

0:18:38 > 0:18:41May I present to you the new Mayor of Beanotown.

0:18:44 > 0:18:46Oh, no!

0:18:47 > 0:18:52My first act as mayor is to end Scrimp's ban on skateboards!

0:18:52 > 0:18:55Oh! Maybe he's not so bad after all.

0:18:55 > 0:18:57And replace it with a ban on skateboards, bicycles,

0:18:57 > 0:19:00catapults, water pistols,

0:19:00 > 0:19:02water bombs, hand buzzers

0:19:02 > 0:19:05and anything else that may be used by a menace!

0:19:05 > 0:19:08- Bravo!- I'm in heaven!

0:19:08 > 0:19:11Yeah, he's not SO bad. He's worse!

0:19:13 > 0:19:18- Wakey-wakey, Assistant Junior Apprentice Parky Scrimp.- Sorry, Sir!

0:19:20 > 0:19:22All our gear, gone!

0:19:22 > 0:19:25Scrimp doesn't seem so bad now.

0:19:25 > 0:19:27Let Scrimp stick to picking litter.

0:19:27 > 0:19:31It takes a man like my dad to deal with rubbish like you.

0:19:32 > 0:19:35You're nothing without your pranking equipment.

0:19:35 > 0:19:39Oh, yeah? A real menace can make a prank out of anything.

0:19:39 > 0:19:40Ah-ha!

0:19:41 > 0:19:43Argh!

0:19:43 > 0:19:46Ow! Ooh!

0:19:46 > 0:19:47Chomp!

0:19:48 > 0:19:49Slow down!

0:19:49 > 0:19:53Dennis, that does it! Litter pickers are banned!

0:19:53 > 0:19:56Er, re-really? Are you sure?

0:19:56 > 0:20:01Absolutely! Anything that can be used for menacing gets banned!

0:20:01 > 0:20:05OK, you heard the man. Hand them over. Right.

0:20:05 > 0:20:06Anything, eh?

0:20:06 > 0:20:08Heh-heh!

0:20:08 > 0:20:10Time for plan D and G.

0:20:10 > 0:20:12Gnash, gnash and gnash!

0:20:12 > 0:20:15Lovely mince for you, Mrs McGinty.

0:20:15 > 0:20:17Now, where are my paper bags?

0:20:17 > 0:20:20Again with the Mrs McGinty!

0:20:23 > 0:20:24BANG!

0:20:24 > 0:20:26Ah! What happened?!

0:20:26 > 0:20:28Did my black pudding explode again?

0:20:28 > 0:20:30THE MENACES LAUGH

0:20:30 > 0:20:33I saw that! Paper bags are now banned!

0:20:33 > 0:20:37Ha-ha-ha! Then we'll just find something else to use!

0:20:37 > 0:20:40Urgh! Still a stinky smell!

0:20:40 > 0:20:42Don't worry, Miss, we'll shift it.

0:20:42 > 0:20:45HAIRDRYERS BLAST

0:20:45 > 0:20:46They did what?!

0:20:46 > 0:20:49Well, there's only one sensible response to that,

0:20:49 > 0:20:51- and that's to ban hairdryers! - Oh!

0:20:53 > 0:20:56Da-da-ra-da! Ha-ha! My favourite colour.

0:20:57 > 0:20:59Gnash-gnash-gnash!

0:21:00 > 0:21:02Ten-shun!

0:21:02 > 0:21:051730 hours -

0:21:05 > 0:21:07time for your daily watering.

0:21:08 > 0:21:10What the...?!

0:21:10 > 0:21:11Huh?

0:21:11 > 0:21:12Argh!

0:21:14 > 0:21:16THE MENACES LAUGH

0:21:17 > 0:21:20ANGRY SHOUTING

0:21:20 > 0:21:21Right!

0:21:21 > 0:21:24From now on, watering cans are banned, and so is paint.

0:21:24 > 0:21:26Hang on just a second!

0:21:26 > 0:21:30How's a chap to keep his garden spruce if he can't water it?

0:21:30 > 0:21:34Look, I realise these bans are causing a few problems...

0:21:34 > 0:21:37A few? Without paper bags no-one's buying any meat!

0:21:37 > 0:21:41Look at the state of my hair! I can't fix it without a hairdryer!

0:21:41 > 0:21:47Just give me a little more time, I've almost beaten those menaces!

0:21:47 > 0:21:49Oh, yeah? Want to bet?

0:21:49 > 0:21:51Right, gang, this is the big one.

0:21:51 > 0:21:53Dirty socks - check.

0:21:53 > 0:21:55Line of underpants - check.

0:21:55 > 0:21:58- Ultimate weapon...- Gnash!

0:21:58 > 0:22:01Let's see Walter's dad try and ban this one.

0:22:01 > 0:22:04Time for Operation Underpants!

0:22:04 > 0:22:05Charge!

0:22:07 > 0:22:10Stand firm! We can take anything they throw at us!

0:22:13 > 0:22:16Ah! Except stinky socks!

0:22:16 > 0:22:17Socks are banned!

0:22:17 > 0:22:20Everybody calm down! There's no need to...

0:22:20 > 0:22:21Argh! I can't see!

0:22:23 > 0:22:25Tactical withdrawal! Follow me!

0:22:27 > 0:22:29CLATTER

0:22:29 > 0:22:31Stop it! You're causing chaos!

0:22:31 > 0:22:33No, you're causing chaos,

0:22:33 > 0:22:35we were just standing here.

0:22:35 > 0:22:37Time for the pants de resistance!

0:22:37 > 0:22:39One of Baby B's used nappies.

0:22:41 > 0:22:43PFFFT!

0:22:43 > 0:22:45ANGRY SHOUTING

0:22:45 > 0:22:46That does it!

0:22:46 > 0:22:50As of now, all forms of underwear are banned!

0:22:50 > 0:22:53- What?- Don't be ridiculous!

0:22:53 > 0:22:55We were better off with Scrimp!

0:22:55 > 0:22:58Sergeant Slipper! Do something!

0:22:58 > 0:23:00Eurgh! I intend to.

0:23:00 > 0:23:03I suggest yesterday's vote be overruled

0:23:03 > 0:23:05and Scrimp gets his old job back.

0:23:05 > 0:23:06All in favour?

0:23:06 > 0:23:09ALL: Hooray!

0:23:09 > 0:23:10Sorry, sir,

0:23:10 > 0:23:13but nobody's confiscating MY underpants.

0:23:13 > 0:23:14Oh!

0:23:17 > 0:23:22As your new mayor, I hereby ban all bans!

0:23:22 > 0:23:24ALL: Hooray!

0:23:24 > 0:23:27Oh, oh! Including the one on skateboards?

0:23:27 > 0:23:29Hmmm... Oh, all right.

0:23:29 > 0:23:32But don't think I'm going soft.

0:23:32 > 0:23:35Let me remind you of the sort of man you're dealing with.

0:23:35 > 0:23:38Ah! No, sir! Please, hang on...

0:23:38 > 0:23:39GASPS

0:23:39 > 0:23:41Yeah, it's exactly like you -

0:23:41 > 0:23:44when there's menaces about, it loses its head!

0:23:44 > 0:23:46THEY LAUGH

0:23:46 > 0:23:49Ooooh, Slipper!

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