The Waterslide

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0:12:50 > 0:12:57.

0:13:02 > 0:13:04Ready, Gnasher? Let's go!

0:13:04 > 0:13:08# Playing by the rules

0:13:08 > 0:13:11# Is highly overrated

0:13:11 > 0:13:14# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah!

0:13:14 > 0:13:17# They can't hold us back

0:13:17 > 0:13:21# We'll make the most of every second

0:13:21 > 0:13:24# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah!

0:13:24 > 0:13:26# After all is said and done

0:13:26 > 0:13:28# Shout, "One for all and all for fun!"

0:13:28 > 0:13:33# Nothing's going to bring us down today

0:13:33 > 0:13:38# Open up your eyes The world outside is waiting. #

0:13:51 > 0:13:54GNASHER BARKS

0:13:54 > 0:13:59- Ha-ha! First day of summer. Time for a dip.- Time for a swim.

0:13:59 > 0:14:01Time to make a splash! Ha-ha!

0:14:05 > 0:14:08Ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:14:08 > 0:14:12- Not this year. You lot are banned from the pool.- Why?

0:14:12 > 0:14:14I know what you did last summer.

0:14:20 > 0:14:22BOING! Jelly!

0:14:22 > 0:14:26You have to admit, Sergeant, it was a TRIFLE funny.

0:14:26 > 0:14:28Oh, go jump in the lake!

0:14:28 > 0:14:31Ha-ha... Ah!

0:14:31 > 0:14:33Right, bombs away!

0:14:33 > 0:14:39- Not this year, Dennis. You are banned from the lake, remember?- Why?

0:14:44 > 0:14:48And now your pesky pet thinks I'm lunch!

0:14:48 > 0:14:50Fine.

0:14:50 > 0:14:53I know the perfect place to keep cool.

0:14:54 > 0:14:57OK, this is not cool, not cool at all.

0:14:58 > 0:15:01At least it's got bubble jets.

0:15:01 > 0:15:03I don't think it does, Pie-Face.

0:15:03 > 0:15:05Ha-ha-ha!

0:15:05 > 0:15:07ALL: Aaaargh!

0:15:08 > 0:15:10It burns! It burns my nose!

0:15:12 > 0:15:17Live from my back patio, welcome to this summer's pre-eminent

0:15:17 > 0:15:21sporting spectacular, The Walter Games.

0:15:21 > 0:15:23Hoorah!

0:15:23 > 0:15:27Starring the indomitable champion - me!

0:15:27 > 0:15:30And the stadium goes wild.

0:15:30 > 0:15:33Round one, diving for dictionaries.

0:15:38 > 0:15:41Wow! It's a paradise!

0:15:41 > 0:15:45Like the one I got in me ear at school camp.

0:15:45 > 0:15:48- That was a PARASITE, Pie-Face. - Oh, yeah.

0:15:48 > 0:15:50Dennis, do you think we should ask Walter

0:15:50 > 0:15:51if he would let us go in his...?

0:15:51 > 0:15:53Ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:15:56 > 0:16:00- Oi!- Come on in, boys!

0:16:00 > 0:16:02Don't even think about it, Dennis!

0:16:02 > 0:16:07Pool rules - no more than three kids and one pet in the pool at a time.

0:16:07 > 0:16:09Meow!

0:16:09 > 0:16:11Grrrr!

0:16:11 > 0:16:13And definitely no Menaces.

0:16:13 > 0:16:16Aaargh!

0:16:16 > 0:16:17Oh...

0:16:17 > 0:16:22Right, we want to swim and we will get a swim! New mission, Menaces.

0:16:22 > 0:16:25Operation extract Walter from the pool.

0:16:26 > 0:16:30Walter Games round two - synchronised Shakespeare.

0:16:30 > 0:16:33ALL: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?

0:16:33 > 0:16:36- Aaargh! Ooh!- Gnash!

0:16:36 > 0:16:40Aargh! Help me! I'm frightened!

0:16:40 > 0:16:42Grrr, gnash!

0:16:42 > 0:16:45Got you - hook, line and sausage.

0:16:45 > 0:16:48Grrrr-aaargh!

0:16:48 > 0:16:50Gnash, gnash.

0:16:50 > 0:16:54Round three, backstroke to Bach.

0:16:54 > 0:16:56CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS

0:16:56 > 0:17:00'Warning, all holiday-makers.

0:17:00 > 0:17:01'News just in,

0:17:01 > 0:17:03'summer is ending early!'

0:17:05 > 0:17:07What?!

0:17:11 > 0:17:12Hey-hey!

0:17:12 > 0:17:15Urgh!

0:17:15 > 0:17:18'Followed by gale-force blizzards.'

0:17:18 > 0:17:21Urgh! Brrr!

0:17:25 > 0:17:27'And, in local news, Walter smells.'

0:17:27 > 0:17:32Hang on, that weatherman sounds horridly familiar.

0:17:34 > 0:17:36Ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:17:36 > 0:17:38Busted, Dennis!

0:17:40 > 0:17:45Menaces, this leaves us with one final option.

0:17:47 > 0:17:51- He put lobsters in your swimming pool?!- Exactly!

0:17:51 > 0:17:54Lobsters in my swimming pool!

0:17:54 > 0:17:58Right, Dennis, I'm not letting you ruin another summer.

0:17:58 > 0:18:03Three strikes and you are out. It will be summer school for you.

0:18:03 > 0:18:05Summer?! School?!

0:18:05 > 0:18:08Those two words don't even belong in the same sentence.

0:18:08 > 0:18:14- And these lobsters are strike one. - Oh, come on, Sergeant.

0:18:14 > 0:18:17Don't you know the meaning of the word "fun"?

0:18:17 > 0:18:18No.

0:18:18 > 0:18:22And don't even think about breaking in again, Dennis.

0:18:22 > 0:18:26Say hello to Pool Boy 2.0.

0:18:26 > 0:18:28'Good morning, Walter.

0:18:28 > 0:18:32'It certainly is a nice day for a swim.'

0:18:32 > 0:18:34Morning, boys.

0:18:34 > 0:18:36Nice day for a swim...

0:18:36 > 0:18:37in Walter's pool.

0:18:37 > 0:18:40There is no way you'll get in!

0:18:40 > 0:18:43Oh, yeah? Just watch me.

0:18:43 > 0:18:45Baked for a good cause, you say?

0:18:45 > 0:18:50Well, one box of cookies won't break the bank. What flavour?

0:18:50 > 0:18:52Butter Wouldn't Melt In My Mouth flavour.

0:18:52 > 0:18:53Oh...

0:18:53 > 0:18:58Oh, there are so many cookies to sell and it's so hot.

0:18:58 > 0:19:01Oh, you poor thing!

0:19:01 > 0:19:04Would you like a swim in our pool?

0:19:04 > 0:19:06Oh, you are too kind.

0:19:06 > 0:19:08Ha-ha-ha!

0:19:11 > 0:19:13'Intruder alert!

0:19:13 > 0:19:18'No more than three children and one pet in pool at a time.'

0:19:18 > 0:19:20Whaaaa! Whooo! Aargh!

0:19:20 > 0:19:22Oh!

0:19:22 > 0:19:26Nice try, Angel-Face. Let that be a warning.

0:19:26 > 0:19:30You are all forbidden to set a single foot in my back garden.

0:19:30 > 0:19:32Or else!

0:19:32 > 0:19:33Hmmm.

0:19:33 > 0:19:36We won't need to set a foot in his garden

0:19:36 > 0:19:38because we are going to build...

0:19:38 > 0:19:40a water slide!

0:19:40 > 0:19:41We'll fly from the tree house,

0:19:41 > 0:19:43whizz through Curly's Corkscrew,

0:19:43 > 0:19:45past Pie-Face's Peril,

0:19:45 > 0:19:46around Gnasher's Nemesis

0:19:46 > 0:19:47and down Dennis's Doom Drop,

0:19:47 > 0:19:51out the spout, leaping the alley, flying over the laser beams

0:19:51 > 0:19:53and into Walter's pool.

0:19:53 > 0:19:56- I thank you! - Oh, it's great, Dennis.

0:19:56 > 0:20:00One question, how do we squeeze into that tiny slide?

0:20:00 > 0:20:03We're going to build it big, Pie-Face!

0:20:03 > 0:20:05Instant access to the pool

0:20:05 > 0:20:09and all without setting a single foot in Walter's garden.

0:20:09 > 0:20:11Hey-hey!

0:20:11 > 0:20:13Right, we will need to distract Walter while we hammer and bang,

0:20:13 > 0:20:19- which is why we'll need you. - For an all-summer pass to your slide?

0:20:19 > 0:20:22It would be my pleasure.

0:20:22 > 0:20:25I'm sorry, you are who?

0:20:25 > 0:20:26Frau Strudel Pretzel,

0:20:26 > 0:20:30recruiting officer for the Swiss-German Walter Games team.

0:20:30 > 0:20:32Wait a minute.

0:20:32 > 0:20:37Are you saying we have a chance to compete professionally?

0:20:37 > 0:20:39Oh, ja. SHE BLOWS WHISTLE

0:20:39 > 0:20:41Training drill begins now.

0:20:41 > 0:20:43Drop and give me 30!

0:20:43 > 0:20:45Eins, zwei, drei, vier, funf...

0:20:46 > 0:20:49Step one, borrow a few spare pipes.

0:20:49 > 0:20:52Hey! That's strike two, Dennis!

0:20:52 > 0:20:56Stop messing about. Summer is not meant for fun!

0:20:56 > 0:20:59Honestly, Sergeant, weren't you ever a kid?

0:20:59 > 0:21:01No.

0:21:01 > 0:21:02PUFFING AND PANTING

0:21:02 > 0:21:05Schoolbook steeplechase!

0:21:05 > 0:21:08Faster! Higher! Stronger!

0:21:08 > 0:21:10Step two, borrow some water.

0:21:10 > 0:21:13Oi! What are you boys doing here?

0:21:13 > 0:21:15Erm, playing catch.

0:21:15 > 0:21:17Here, catch!

0:21:17 > 0:21:19Aaargh! Oh! Ay!

0:21:22 > 0:21:23PUFFING AND PANTING

0:21:23 > 0:21:27Frau Strudel Pretzel, are we on the team?

0:21:27 > 0:21:28Nope.

0:21:28 > 0:21:30Angel-Face?!

0:21:30 > 0:21:33You felonious fraudster!

0:21:33 > 0:21:36Oh, stop it! You'll make me blush.

0:21:36 > 0:21:39Now listen, I've got some valuable intel on Dennis.

0:21:39 > 0:21:41Step three, build the slide.

0:21:46 > 0:21:48ALL: Wow!

0:21:49 > 0:21:51Menaces, let's ride!

0:21:51 > 0:21:54Be brave, Paul.

0:21:54 > 0:21:56Wahey!

0:21:56 > 0:21:58Woo-hoo!

0:22:02 > 0:22:05WOMAN SCREAMS

0:22:05 > 0:22:07Someone has tampered with the trajectory!

0:22:09 > 0:22:12Hmm, cookie crumbs. I taste a...

0:22:12 > 0:22:14traitor!

0:22:14 > 0:22:16Hi, Dennis. Hi.

0:22:16 > 0:22:20Walter has kindly given me an all-summer pass to his pool.

0:22:20 > 0:22:23Isn't that sweet?

0:22:23 > 0:22:26Too bad there is no room for you.

0:22:26 > 0:22:28Don't get too cosy, clever clogs.

0:22:28 > 0:22:31We'll fix the slide and then we're splashing in.

0:22:31 > 0:22:33Dream on, Dennis!

0:22:33 > 0:22:36Afternoon, Sergeant Skipper.

0:22:36 > 0:22:38Illegal construction of a constructed structure

0:22:38 > 0:22:42without structural permit? That's strike three, Dennis.

0:22:42 > 0:22:45Pack your bags, you're off to summer school!

0:22:45 > 0:22:48You should have thought twice before building a...

0:22:48 > 0:22:51giant water slide?!

0:22:51 > 0:22:54Would you like a ride, Sergeant?

0:22:54 > 0:22:57Ohh... Huh? No, no, don't be silly, Dennis.

0:22:57 > 0:23:01I'm a grown man, I couldn't possibly.

0:23:01 > 0:23:03Cannonball!

0:23:07 > 0:23:09Ice cream!

0:23:09 > 0:23:11Wahey!

0:23:15 > 0:23:16'Intruder alert!

0:23:16 > 0:23:20'No more than three children and one pet in pool at a time.'

0:23:20 > 0:23:22Oh, dear.

0:23:22 > 0:23:24Waaaahhh!

0:23:25 > 0:23:28There's only one way into the pool, Walter.

0:23:28 > 0:23:29What do you say?

0:23:29 > 0:23:34An all-summer pass to our slide for an all-summer pass to your pool.

0:23:34 > 0:23:36Hnnnnggggh!

0:23:36 > 0:23:37Oh...

0:23:39 > 0:23:41Whoooaaaaa!

0:23:41 > 0:23:45- THE MENACES LAUGH - Result!

0:23:45 > 0:23:49This is going to be the best summer ever!