0:13:02 > 0:13:04Ready, Gnasher? Let's go!
0:13:04 > 0:13:08# Playing by the rules
0:13:08 > 0:13:11# Is highly overrated
0:13:11 > 0:13:14# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah!
0:13:14 > 0:13:17# They can't hold us back
0:13:17 > 0:13:21# We'll make the most of every second
0:13:21 > 0:13:24# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah!
0:13:24 > 0:13:26# After all is said and done
0:13:26 > 0:13:28# Shout, "One for all and all for fun!"
0:13:28 > 0:13:33# Nothing's gonna bring us down today
0:13:33 > 0:13:38# Open up your eyes The world outside is waiting. #
0:13:53 > 0:13:54HE SIGHS
0:13:54 > 0:13:55HE SLURPS
0:13:55 > 0:13:56DENNIS LAUGHS
0:14:01 > 0:14:02Yeah!
0:14:02 > 0:14:05- Yeah, the brakes are working, Gnasher.- Gnash-gnash.
0:14:05 > 0:14:06Dennis!
0:14:06 > 0:14:09Hi, Dad. Just making sure the go-kart's in fully working order.
0:14:09 > 0:14:12We're entering the Beanotown 5,000 -
0:14:12 > 0:14:14the race where anything goes.
0:14:14 > 0:14:15Oh, right.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18Well, speaking of things that should go...
0:14:18 > 0:14:20Get that go-kart out of the garden!
0:14:20 > 0:14:24Ah. You heard the man, Gnasher.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27No, no, no, no, no! Don't crash through the fence again.
0:14:27 > 0:14:31Don't crash through it? OK, Dad. Gnasher.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33Gnash-gnash-gnash-gnash, gnash.
0:14:33 > 0:14:34RUMBLING
0:14:36 > 0:14:38There you go. See you later.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42Oh, Dennis!
0:14:42 > 0:14:43DENNIS LAUGHS
0:14:43 > 0:14:45Gnash-gnash-gnash.
0:14:45 > 0:14:46SCREAMING
0:14:47 > 0:14:51Woo-hoo! This is one brilliant go-kart.
0:14:51 > 0:14:55Yeah, it's the best go-kart I've ever seen.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58Actually, it's the only go-kart I've ever seen.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01Team Menace is definitely going to win the Beanotown 5,000.
0:15:03 > 0:15:04Gnash-gnash-gnash.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07I doubt that very much.
0:15:07 > 0:15:08Oh, yeah?
0:15:08 > 0:15:12This Menace machine is going to fly to the finishing line.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Delusional rubbish, Dennis.
0:15:14 > 0:15:18Feast your eyes on Waltron -
0:15:18 > 0:15:22the automatic, hydromatic go-kart.
0:15:22 > 0:15:23OOHING
0:15:23 > 0:15:25Complete with 100 terabytes of artificial intelligence
0:15:25 > 0:15:28and a carbon nitride chassis.
0:15:29 > 0:15:32- DENNIS SCOFFS - It looks like a big egg.
0:15:32 > 0:15:33Oh, really?
0:15:33 > 0:15:36Waltron, place me into the driver's seat.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40ALL: Whoa!
0:15:45 > 0:15:47Waltron obeys every command I give.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49Waltron, zoom around the park.
0:15:51 > 0:15:52THEY GASP
0:15:59 > 0:16:01That thing drives itself.
0:16:01 > 0:16:02You're cheating.
0:16:02 > 0:16:05Oh, Dennis, I don't cheat,
0:16:05 > 0:16:08I innovate. See you at the race.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10Oh-oh, except I won't, will I?
0:16:11 > 0:16:15Because you'll be so far behind I won't be able to.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17Waltron, go fast, please.
0:16:20 > 0:16:21THEY SIGH
0:16:23 > 0:16:26The Beanotown 5,000 should be about driving skills.
0:16:26 > 0:16:31Not about sitting in a giant egg your dad got you.
0:16:31 > 0:16:32Gnash-gnash.
0:16:32 > 0:16:34How are we going to compete with the egghead?
0:16:34 > 0:16:36Hmm. Don't worry.
0:16:36 > 0:16:38Walter's giant egg isn't going to win,
0:16:38 > 0:16:41because we are going to turn our go-kart
0:16:41 > 0:16:44into the ultimate Menace-mobile.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46We're going to win by menacing?
0:16:46 > 0:16:50Well, Pie-Face, anything goes in the Beanotown 5,000,
0:16:50 > 0:16:54so Team Menace has to be ready for anything.
0:16:54 > 0:16:55Gnash!
0:16:57 > 0:16:58SAWING AND DRILLING
0:17:02 > 0:17:03SAWING AND DRILLING CONTINUES
0:17:06 > 0:17:09Well, Menaces, there it is.
0:17:10 > 0:17:15Eh, Dennis, question. When does the Beanotown 5,000 start?
0:17:15 > 0:17:18- Oh, noon on Saturday. - And what day is it today?
0:17:18 > 0:17:20- Eh, Saturday.- And the time is?
0:17:20 > 0:17:22Oh, it's 11:4...!
0:17:22 > 0:17:24SCREAMING
0:17:24 > 0:17:25Let's go!
0:17:33 > 0:17:35Ladies and gentlemen,
0:17:35 > 0:17:39welcome to the Beanotown 5,000 -
0:17:39 > 0:17:43the go-kart race where absolutely anything goes.
0:17:43 > 0:17:46CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:17:46 > 0:17:49The racers will ride their engineless go-karts
0:17:49 > 0:17:51down from the top of Mount Beano.
0:17:51 > 0:17:54The off-road track goes around the mountain,
0:17:54 > 0:17:58through Beano Moor, before finally reaching here,
0:17:58 > 0:18:02where the winner will get this...
0:18:02 > 0:18:04OOHING
0:18:04 > 0:18:08..the Beanotown 5,000 gold medal,
0:18:08 > 0:18:11made of 100% real fake gold.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13Ooh, shiny!
0:18:17 > 0:18:19This is it, Butch.
0:18:19 > 0:18:20Ready, men?
0:18:22 > 0:18:23SHE CHUCKLES
0:18:26 > 0:18:27On your marks...
0:18:30 > 0:18:31..get set, now...
0:18:33 > 0:18:34go!
0:18:39 > 0:18:41Ah! What's wrong?
0:18:41 > 0:18:43Gnash-gnash. Gnash.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45You want a sausage?
0:18:45 > 0:18:47Anything goes in the Beanotown 5,000, Dennis.
0:18:47 > 0:18:50That shiny metal is mine, baby. Mine.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54Ha! Karate.
0:18:54 > 0:18:55Oh! Ooooh!
0:18:57 > 0:18:58Fire!
0:19:00 > 0:19:02You think that's going to stop me?
0:19:02 > 0:19:04No, but they will.
0:19:04 > 0:19:05What do you mean, "they"?
0:19:05 > 0:19:06What?!
0:19:06 > 0:19:09HE SCREAMS Ha! Ha! Ha! Take that, you birds!
0:19:09 > 0:19:12Ha! Karate chop!
0:19:12 > 0:19:13TYRES SCREECH
0:19:13 > 0:19:14Oh, no!
0:19:17 > 0:19:19You really shouldn't play with food, Butch.
0:19:22 > 0:19:23Deplorable, isn't it, Dennis?
0:19:23 > 0:19:29The Beanotown 5,000 should be about skill, courage, honour
0:19:29 > 0:19:32and, in my case, a giant mushy-pea cannon.
0:19:32 > 0:19:33HE LAUGHS
0:19:33 > 0:19:35Oh, come on.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37That medal is mine.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39- Fire!- Ah.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41- Fire again.- Ah!
0:19:41 > 0:19:43Gnasher, the tennis-ball launcher.
0:19:43 > 0:19:44Gnash.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48Ah!
0:19:48 > 0:19:51Ha! Enemy fire failed to hit intended target.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53Initiate counter attack.
0:19:55 > 0:19:58Oh, no. There appears to be an equipment malfunction.
0:20:01 > 0:20:02Oh, no.
0:20:05 > 0:20:08Oh. Cold mushy peas.
0:20:08 > 0:20:09HE GROANS
0:20:10 > 0:20:12Still, best rations ever.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17Yes! We're wining, Gnasher.
0:20:17 > 0:20:18Gnash-gnash, gnash-gnash.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21Not for long, Dennis.
0:20:23 > 0:20:25Waltron, deploy the clamp.
0:20:28 > 0:20:29Genius, Waltron.
0:20:29 > 0:20:33Now, if you'll excuse me, Dennis, I have a medal to collect.
0:20:33 > 0:20:36I think you'll find it's ladies first.
0:20:36 > 0:20:37SHE LAUGHS
0:20:37 > 0:20:39Oh! Waltron, after her.
0:20:43 > 0:20:47Do you honestly believe that you can defeat the mighty Waltron?
0:20:47 > 0:20:51Hmm, well, since you asked, yes.
0:20:51 > 0:20:53Because I have attack squirrels.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57Attack squirrels.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59Really, what are they going to...?
0:20:59 > 0:21:02Attack squirrels, attack.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04HE SCREAMS
0:21:04 > 0:21:05Waltron, stop.
0:21:09 > 0:21:13Time to become the next Beanotown 5,000 champion.
0:21:13 > 0:21:14SHE CHUCKLES
0:21:15 > 0:21:17Right, if I lubricate the sides with oil,
0:21:17 > 0:21:21lever this bit with a screwdriver and unscrew these bolts,
0:21:21 > 0:21:25perhaps I could pull it off in about four hours.
0:21:25 > 0:21:26Oh.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28Gnash.
0:21:28 > 0:21:31Or we could just do that. Well done, Gnasher.
0:21:31 > 0:21:32Gnash-gnash.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36Let's win this race!
0:21:42 > 0:21:45Finally lost those rumbustious rodents.
0:21:45 > 0:21:46Maximum speed, Waltron...
0:21:48 > 0:21:50..to the finishing line!
0:21:55 > 0:21:58Huh?! How did you get here so quickly?
0:21:58 > 0:22:02Skill, Angel Face, skill. That's how this race is going to be won.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04Really?
0:22:04 > 0:22:07I think it's going to be won with a little help from my furry friends.
0:22:08 > 0:22:09Huh?
0:22:09 > 0:22:13Ah. Uh-oh, attack squirrels. Quick, Gnasher, the peanut shooter.
0:22:20 > 0:22:22Stop that. Ow!
0:22:22 > 0:22:24Oh, Dennis!
0:22:26 > 0:22:28HE LAUGHS
0:22:28 > 0:22:31We're almost there, all the... Oh, no.
0:22:36 > 0:22:38Bye, Dennis.
0:22:38 > 0:22:41Waltron, the finishing line, if you will?
0:22:43 > 0:22:45Waltron, stop.
0:22:47 > 0:22:48Waltron, go backwards.
0:22:49 > 0:22:50HE LAUGHS
0:22:52 > 0:22:54Genius wears a striped jumper.
0:22:54 > 0:22:56Nooooo!
0:22:57 > 0:22:58CRASH!
0:23:00 > 0:23:02Thought for a moment there I was in trouble.
0:23:02 > 0:23:05Luckily I'm completely unscathed.
0:23:09 > 0:23:10Ah.
0:23:12 > 0:23:13CHEERING
0:23:14 > 0:23:17Ladies and gentlemen, I give to you
0:23:17 > 0:23:21this year's Beanotown 5,000 champion -
0:23:21 > 0:23:23Dennis and Gnasher.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25CHEERING
0:23:25 > 0:23:28Team Menace rule!
0:23:32 > 0:23:34WALTER SCREAMS
0:23:37 > 0:23:40ANGEL FACE SCREAMS
0:23:40 > 0:23:43If only they'd been that fast during the race.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45THEY LAUGH