Beanotown 5000

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0:13:02 > 0:13:04Ready, Gnasher? Let's go!

0:13:04 > 0:13:08# Playing by the rules

0:13:08 > 0:13:11# Is highly overrated

0:13:11 > 0:13:14# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah!

0:13:14 > 0:13:17# They can't hold us back

0:13:17 > 0:13:21# We'll make the most of every second

0:13:21 > 0:13:24# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah!

0:13:24 > 0:13:26# After all is said and done

0:13:26 > 0:13:28# Shout, "One for all and all for fun!"

0:13:28 > 0:13:33# Nothing's gonna bring us down today

0:13:33 > 0:13:38# Open up your eyes The world outside is waiting. #

0:13:53 > 0:13:54HE SIGHS

0:13:54 > 0:13:55HE SLURPS

0:13:55 > 0:13:56DENNIS LAUGHS

0:14:01 > 0:14:02Yeah!

0:14:02 > 0:14:05- Yeah, the brakes are working, Gnasher.- Gnash-gnash.

0:14:05 > 0:14:06Dennis!

0:14:06 > 0:14:09Hi, Dad. Just making sure the go-kart's in fully working order.

0:14:09 > 0:14:12We're entering the Beanotown 5,000 -

0:14:12 > 0:14:14the race where anything goes.

0:14:14 > 0:14:15Oh, right.

0:14:15 > 0:14:18Well, speaking of things that should go...

0:14:18 > 0:14:20Get that go-kart out of the garden!

0:14:20 > 0:14:24Ah. You heard the man, Gnasher.

0:14:24 > 0:14:27No, no, no, no, no! Don't crash through the fence again.

0:14:27 > 0:14:31Don't crash through it? OK, Dad. Gnasher.

0:14:31 > 0:14:33Gnash-gnash-gnash-gnash, gnash.

0:14:33 > 0:14:34RUMBLING

0:14:36 > 0:14:38There you go. See you later.

0:14:40 > 0:14:42Oh, Dennis!

0:14:42 > 0:14:43DENNIS LAUGHS

0:14:43 > 0:14:45Gnash-gnash-gnash.

0:14:45 > 0:14:46SCREAMING

0:14:47 > 0:14:51Woo-hoo! This is one brilliant go-kart.

0:14:51 > 0:14:55Yeah, it's the best go-kart I've ever seen.

0:14:55 > 0:14:58Actually, it's the only go-kart I've ever seen.

0:14:58 > 0:15:01Team Menace is definitely going to win the Beanotown 5,000.

0:15:03 > 0:15:04Gnash-gnash-gnash.

0:15:04 > 0:15:07I doubt that very much.

0:15:07 > 0:15:08Oh, yeah?

0:15:08 > 0:15:12This Menace machine is going to fly to the finishing line.

0:15:12 > 0:15:14Delusional rubbish, Dennis.

0:15:14 > 0:15:18Feast your eyes on Waltron -

0:15:18 > 0:15:22the automatic, hydromatic go-kart.

0:15:22 > 0:15:23OOHING

0:15:23 > 0:15:25Complete with 100 terabytes of artificial intelligence

0:15:25 > 0:15:28and a carbon nitride chassis.

0:15:29 > 0:15:32- DENNIS SCOFFS - It looks like a big egg.

0:15:32 > 0:15:33Oh, really?

0:15:33 > 0:15:36Waltron, place me into the driver's seat.

0:15:38 > 0:15:40ALL: Whoa!

0:15:45 > 0:15:47Waltron obeys every command I give.

0:15:47 > 0:15:49Waltron, zoom around the park.

0:15:51 > 0:15:52THEY GASP

0:15:59 > 0:16:01That thing drives itself.

0:16:01 > 0:16:02You're cheating.

0:16:02 > 0:16:05Oh, Dennis, I don't cheat,

0:16:05 > 0:16:08I innovate. See you at the race.

0:16:08 > 0:16:10Oh-oh, except I won't, will I?

0:16:11 > 0:16:15Because you'll be so far behind I won't be able to.

0:16:15 > 0:16:17Waltron, go fast, please.

0:16:20 > 0:16:21THEY SIGH

0:16:23 > 0:16:26The Beanotown 5,000 should be about driving skills.

0:16:26 > 0:16:31Not about sitting in a giant egg your dad got you.

0:16:31 > 0:16:32Gnash-gnash.

0:16:32 > 0:16:34How are we going to compete with the egghead?

0:16:34 > 0:16:36Hmm. Don't worry.

0:16:36 > 0:16:38Walter's giant egg isn't going to win,

0:16:38 > 0:16:41because we are going to turn our go-kart

0:16:41 > 0:16:44into the ultimate Menace-mobile.

0:16:44 > 0:16:46We're going to win by menacing?

0:16:46 > 0:16:50Well, Pie-Face, anything goes in the Beanotown 5,000,

0:16:50 > 0:16:54so Team Menace has to be ready for anything.

0:16:54 > 0:16:55Gnash!

0:16:57 > 0:16:58SAWING AND DRILLING

0:17:02 > 0:17:03SAWING AND DRILLING CONTINUES

0:17:06 > 0:17:09Well, Menaces, there it is.

0:17:10 > 0:17:15Eh, Dennis, question. When does the Beanotown 5,000 start?

0:17:15 > 0:17:18- Oh, noon on Saturday. - And what day is it today?

0:17:18 > 0:17:20- Eh, Saturday.- And the time is?

0:17:20 > 0:17:22Oh, it's 11:4...!

0:17:22 > 0:17:24SCREAMING

0:17:24 > 0:17:25Let's go!

0:17:33 > 0:17:35Ladies and gentlemen,

0:17:35 > 0:17:39welcome to the Beanotown 5,000 -

0:17:39 > 0:17:43the go-kart race where absolutely anything goes.

0:17:43 > 0:17:46CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:17:46 > 0:17:49The racers will ride their engineless go-karts

0:17:49 > 0:17:51down from the top of Mount Beano.

0:17:51 > 0:17:54The off-road track goes around the mountain,

0:17:54 > 0:17:58through Beano Moor, before finally reaching here,

0:17:58 > 0:18:02where the winner will get this...

0:18:02 > 0:18:04OOHING

0:18:04 > 0:18:08..the Beanotown 5,000 gold medal,

0:18:08 > 0:18:11made of 100% real fake gold.

0:18:11 > 0:18:13Ooh, shiny!

0:18:17 > 0:18:19This is it, Butch.

0:18:19 > 0:18:20Ready, men?

0:18:22 > 0:18:23SHE CHUCKLES

0:18:26 > 0:18:27On your marks...

0:18:30 > 0:18:31..get set, now...

0:18:33 > 0:18:34go!

0:18:39 > 0:18:41Ah! What's wrong?

0:18:41 > 0:18:43Gnash-gnash. Gnash.

0:18:43 > 0:18:45You want a sausage?

0:18:45 > 0:18:47Anything goes in the Beanotown 5,000, Dennis.

0:18:47 > 0:18:50That shiny metal is mine, baby. Mine.

0:18:52 > 0:18:54Ha! Karate.

0:18:54 > 0:18:55Oh! Ooooh!

0:18:57 > 0:18:58Fire!

0:19:00 > 0:19:02You think that's going to stop me?

0:19:02 > 0:19:04No, but they will.

0:19:04 > 0:19:05What do you mean, "they"?

0:19:05 > 0:19:06What?!

0:19:06 > 0:19:09HE SCREAMS Ha! Ha! Ha! Take that, you birds!

0:19:09 > 0:19:12Ha! Karate chop!

0:19:12 > 0:19:13TYRES SCREECH

0:19:13 > 0:19:14Oh, no!

0:19:17 > 0:19:19You really shouldn't play with food, Butch.

0:19:22 > 0:19:23Deplorable, isn't it, Dennis?

0:19:23 > 0:19:29The Beanotown 5,000 should be about skill, courage, honour

0:19:29 > 0:19:32and, in my case, a giant mushy-pea cannon.

0:19:32 > 0:19:33HE LAUGHS

0:19:33 > 0:19:35Oh, come on.

0:19:35 > 0:19:37That medal is mine.

0:19:37 > 0:19:39- Fire!- Ah.

0:19:39 > 0:19:41- Fire again.- Ah!

0:19:41 > 0:19:43Gnasher, the tennis-ball launcher.

0:19:43 > 0:19:44Gnash.

0:19:45 > 0:19:48Ah!

0:19:48 > 0:19:51Ha! Enemy fire failed to hit intended target.

0:19:51 > 0:19:53Initiate counter attack.

0:19:55 > 0:19:58Oh, no. There appears to be an equipment malfunction.

0:20:01 > 0:20:02Oh, no.

0:20:05 > 0:20:08Oh. Cold mushy peas.

0:20:08 > 0:20:09HE GROANS

0:20:10 > 0:20:12Still, best rations ever.

0:20:14 > 0:20:17Yes! We're wining, Gnasher.

0:20:17 > 0:20:18Gnash-gnash, gnash-gnash.

0:20:19 > 0:20:21Not for long, Dennis.

0:20:23 > 0:20:25Waltron, deploy the clamp.

0:20:28 > 0:20:29Genius, Waltron.

0:20:29 > 0:20:33Now, if you'll excuse me, Dennis, I have a medal to collect.

0:20:33 > 0:20:36I think you'll find it's ladies first.

0:20:36 > 0:20:37SHE LAUGHS

0:20:37 > 0:20:39Oh! Waltron, after her.

0:20:43 > 0:20:47Do you honestly believe that you can defeat the mighty Waltron?

0:20:47 > 0:20:51Hmm, well, since you asked, yes.

0:20:51 > 0:20:53Because I have attack squirrels.

0:20:55 > 0:20:57Attack squirrels.

0:20:57 > 0:20:59Really, what are they going to...?

0:20:59 > 0:21:02Attack squirrels, attack.

0:21:02 > 0:21:04HE SCREAMS

0:21:04 > 0:21:05Waltron, stop.

0:21:09 > 0:21:13Time to become the next Beanotown 5,000 champion.

0:21:13 > 0:21:14SHE CHUCKLES

0:21:15 > 0:21:17Right, if I lubricate the sides with oil,

0:21:17 > 0:21:21lever this bit with a screwdriver and unscrew these bolts,

0:21:21 > 0:21:25perhaps I could pull it off in about four hours.

0:21:25 > 0:21:26Oh.

0:21:26 > 0:21:28Gnash.

0:21:28 > 0:21:31Or we could just do that. Well done, Gnasher.

0:21:31 > 0:21:32Gnash-gnash.

0:21:33 > 0:21:36Let's win this race!

0:21:42 > 0:21:45Finally lost those rumbustious rodents.

0:21:45 > 0:21:46Maximum speed, Waltron...

0:21:48 > 0:21:50..to the finishing line!

0:21:55 > 0:21:58Huh?! How did you get here so quickly?

0:21:58 > 0:22:02Skill, Angel Face, skill. That's how this race is going to be won.

0:22:02 > 0:22:04Really?

0:22:04 > 0:22:07I think it's going to be won with a little help from my furry friends.

0:22:08 > 0:22:09Huh?

0:22:09 > 0:22:13Ah. Uh-oh, attack squirrels. Quick, Gnasher, the peanut shooter.

0:22:20 > 0:22:22Stop that. Ow!

0:22:22 > 0:22:24Oh, Dennis!

0:22:26 > 0:22:28HE LAUGHS

0:22:28 > 0:22:31We're almost there, all the... Oh, no.

0:22:36 > 0:22:38Bye, Dennis.

0:22:38 > 0:22:41Waltron, the finishing line, if you will?

0:22:43 > 0:22:45Waltron, stop.

0:22:47 > 0:22:48Waltron, go backwards.

0:22:49 > 0:22:50HE LAUGHS

0:22:52 > 0:22:54Genius wears a striped jumper.

0:22:54 > 0:22:56Nooooo!

0:22:57 > 0:22:58CRASH!

0:23:00 > 0:23:02Thought for a moment there I was in trouble.

0:23:02 > 0:23:05Luckily I'm completely unscathed.

0:23:09 > 0:23:10Ah.

0:23:12 > 0:23:13CHEERING

0:23:14 > 0:23:17Ladies and gentlemen, I give to you

0:23:17 > 0:23:21this year's Beanotown 5,000 champion -

0:23:21 > 0:23:23Dennis and Gnasher.

0:23:23 > 0:23:25CHEERING

0:23:25 > 0:23:28Team Menace rule!

0:23:32 > 0:23:34WALTER SCREAMS

0:23:37 > 0:23:40ANGEL FACE SCREAMS

0:23:40 > 0:23:43If only they'd been that fast during the race.

0:23:43 > 0:23:45THEY LAUGH