0:00:02 > 0:00:04Ready, Gnasher? Let's go!
0:00:04 > 0:00:08# Playing by the rules
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# Is highly overrated
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah!
0:00:14 > 0:00:17# They can't hold us back
0:00:17 > 0:00:21# We'll make the most of every second
0:00:21 > 0:00:23# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah!
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# After all is said and done
0:00:26 > 0:00:29# Shout, "One for all and all for fun!"
0:00:29 > 0:00:33# Nothing's gonna bring us down today
0:00:33 > 0:00:38# Open up your eyes The world outside is waiting. #
0:00:52 > 0:00:54Pliers.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57ELECTRICAL SPARK
0:00:57 > 0:00:59Screwdriver.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03MOTOR REVS
0:01:03 > 0:01:05Drill.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10It's no use. We've lost her.
0:01:10 > 0:01:11METAL GRINDING
0:01:14 > 0:01:18Nah, it just needs a gentle tap. Sledgehammer!
0:01:21 > 0:01:25Good boy, Nipper, give your dad a hand.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30MOTOR STARTS
0:01:30 > 0:01:34Wahey! I'll make that 24-hour hog rally after all.
0:01:34 > 0:01:41Oh, I'm sorry, love. No pets allowed on this one. I did tell you.
0:01:41 > 0:01:42NIPPER WHINES
0:01:42 > 0:01:43No problem.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46- Nipper can spend the day with us, right, Gnasher?- Gnash!
0:01:46 > 0:01:47Nip!
0:01:49 > 0:01:53Oh, well, as long as your mum don't mind. Ta-ta.
0:01:55 > 0:01:56Course she won't mind.
0:01:56 > 0:02:01'No way! I am not having two dogs here!'
0:02:01 > 0:02:03Never again! The postman made me promise.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05He can go to doggy day care.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07NIPPER WHINES
0:02:07 > 0:02:10It's OK. That's like a doggy hotel, Nipper.
0:02:10 > 0:02:14Pool, ice cream, bones - it'll be fun!
0:02:14 > 0:02:17How much? For one day!
0:02:17 > 0:02:20Argh! You promised! You promised!
0:02:20 > 0:02:22I'll take it.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25Right, Nipper's booked into the Palace of Doggy Delights.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28The luxury resort for dogs?
0:02:28 > 0:02:32Well, it's worth every penny if it buys me a day of peace and quiet.
0:02:33 > 0:02:34She loves you really, Nipper.
0:02:37 > 0:02:43- She just doesn't always know how to show it.- Gnash!
0:02:43 > 0:02:46The Palace of Doggy Delights, wow!
0:02:46 > 0:02:48I've heard they have solid gold food bowls.
0:02:48 > 0:02:53And the biggest bones in Beanotown, not to mention a private pool.
0:02:53 > 0:02:57Paul could use a bit of pampering. He's looking tired.
0:02:58 > 0:03:02Your day of poochy pampering awaits.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10Oh, it tastes like meat.
0:03:10 > 0:03:14Welcome to the Palace of Doggy Delights.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17Don't mind Rufus, he's a big softie.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20- Oh, and who's this little fella? - Nip, nip!
0:03:20 > 0:03:21Oi! Watch it, you fleabag!
0:03:21 > 0:03:24I mean how adorable.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27Hey, can we have a go in your pool?
0:03:27 > 0:03:31- Don't be daft! I mean, four-legged friends only.- Gnash, gnash!
0:03:31 > 0:03:34Paying four-legged friends only.
0:03:34 > 0:03:37Unless, of course, it's a double booking.
0:03:37 > 0:03:41Nah, Mother'd blow a fuse if she had to pay for both of them.
0:03:41 > 0:03:45- Oh, can my pet Paul stay with you? - Of course. What breed is he?
0:03:45 > 0:03:48- King Edward.- Huh?
0:03:48 > 0:03:53- Well, if he can afford the fee, he's welcome.- Oh. Do you take pie?
0:03:53 > 0:03:56RUFUS GRUNTS
0:03:57 > 0:03:59You can pick 'em up this evening.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04They grow up so fast.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06- Fancy a dip in the pool?- Nip, nip.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08Tough luck, squirt!
0:04:08 > 0:04:12All of this stuff is just for show.
0:04:12 > 0:04:17Rufus, show this stuck-up pup where he's really staying.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19NIPPER WHINES
0:04:19 > 0:04:20RUFUS PANTS
0:04:20 > 0:04:21WHISTLE BLOWS
0:04:21 > 0:04:22RUFUS GROWLS
0:04:22 > 0:04:24Nip, nip, nip, nip.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32DOGS HOWL
0:04:39 > 0:04:41Nip, nip, nip.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43WHISTLE BLOWS
0:04:45 > 0:04:50Welcome to the real Palace of Doggy Delights.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52HE LAUGHS MANIACALLY
0:04:52 > 0:04:54Nip.
0:04:54 > 0:04:59- I hope Paul gets spoilt rotten. - I don't. Who wants a rotten potato?
0:05:01 > 0:05:03- Ow!- What is it?
0:05:03 > 0:05:07Paul's blanket. He won't settle without it.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09We have to go back.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11THEY GROAN
0:05:11 > 0:05:14Now then, chips or mash?
0:05:14 > 0:05:17Chips or mash?
0:05:17 > 0:05:19DOORBELL RINGS
0:05:19 > 0:05:21Oh, I wonder who that could be.
0:05:21 > 0:05:25Perhaps another fool happy to splash the cash?
0:05:33 > 0:05:35Gnash!
0:05:35 > 0:05:38Paul! Did you miss me?
0:05:38 > 0:05:40Don't say a word. What am I saying?
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Talking to a potato.
0:05:43 > 0:05:47- Mind if we see how Nipper's settling in?- Yes, I do!
0:05:47 > 0:05:52- I mean we're just far too busy, I'm afraid.- But you don't look busy.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54Where are all the dogs?
0:05:54 > 0:05:55Gnash!
0:05:55 > 0:05:57DOGS HOWL
0:05:57 > 0:05:58Under here, is it?
0:05:58 > 0:06:02Hold it right there! That's a private area, staff and dogs only.
0:06:05 > 0:06:06WHISTLE BLOWS
0:06:06 > 0:06:08RUFUS GROWLS
0:06:08 > 0:06:10Uh-uh-uh. I wouldn't if I were you.
0:06:10 > 0:06:14When Rufus hears that whistle, it's no more Mr Nice Dog.
0:06:18 > 0:06:22Oh, careful. I've just got him off to sleep.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25I just wanted to make sure he stayed for dinner.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28Now, get out and stop disturbing my guests.
0:06:29 > 0:06:33- Doggy Delights? Fishy tales more like.- Yeah.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36If that's a doggy day care, where are all the dogs?
0:06:36 > 0:06:39Through that door, I bet, and they didn't sound happy.
0:06:39 > 0:06:44- We need to know what's going on back there!- Gnash, gnash, gnash!
0:06:44 > 0:06:47- CURLY: Gnasher-cam is a-go. - Nice work, Curly.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Time for Plan D and G.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53Gnash?
0:06:53 > 0:06:55Gnash, gnash, gnash, gnash.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58Gnash, gnash, gnash, gnash.
0:06:58 > 0:06:59Gnash?
0:07:08 > 0:07:11Oh! Good. He's giving Paul his bath.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16RUFUS GROWLS
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Gnash, gnash.
0:07:21 > 0:07:22BALL SQUEAKS
0:07:22 > 0:07:24RUFUS PANTS EXCITEDLY
0:07:24 > 0:07:27OK. That is the worst guard dog in the world.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Never mind that, look what Gnasher's found.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31Nip, nip, nip, nip, nip.
0:07:33 > 0:07:34Gnash!
0:07:34 > 0:07:39Well, well, well, I do believe we've got ourselves a stray.
0:07:40 > 0:07:44It's not a palace, it's a prison!
0:07:44 > 0:07:46GNASHER GROWLS Let's see you chew your way out
0:07:46 > 0:07:48wearing that thing.
0:07:48 > 0:07:53With any luck, your family will start to miss you and offer up a big,
0:07:53 > 0:07:55juicy reward.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Right, there's barbed wire on the back fence,
0:07:57 > 0:08:00cameras on all sides, the sewers are rusted shut.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02I say we go for the roof.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04Once we're in, we crawl through the ventilation ducts,
0:08:04 > 0:08:07bypass the security alarms and drop down the rubbish chute.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10- Any questions?- Yeah. Why don't we just use the dog flap?
0:08:12 > 0:08:14Or, yeah, we could just do that.
0:08:14 > 0:08:18Yeah, right. Now, where was I?
0:08:18 > 0:08:20Oh, yeah.
0:08:20 > 0:08:21DEVICE BEEPS
0:08:21 > 0:08:24Chips or mash?
0:08:24 > 0:08:27Ah! ARGH!
0:08:27 > 0:08:29Wait, Pie-Face.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32If I know Gnasher, there'll be a diversion any second...
0:08:33 > 0:08:34'..now!'
0:08:34 > 0:08:36GNASHER HOWLS
0:08:36 > 0:08:37NIPPER JOINS IN
0:08:37 > 0:08:40OTHER DOGS HOWL
0:08:40 > 0:08:46Oh, will you keep it down! I am trying to make my dinner!
0:08:48 > 0:08:50Coast is clear. Now!
0:08:52 > 0:08:56- Hang on. I'm stuck.- Oh.
0:08:59 > 0:09:03Ah, that's better. Do you think anyone heard us?
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Like I said, world's worst guard dog.
0:09:08 > 0:09:13Shut it or you'll all be sorry. Don't say I didn't warn you.
0:09:13 > 0:09:14WHISTLE BLOWS
0:09:14 > 0:09:15RUFUS GROWLS
0:09:15 > 0:09:18- Dah! Good puppy.- Leave this to me.
0:09:18 > 0:09:22No-one potato-naps Paul!
0:09:22 > 0:09:24Ohh, hiya sha-ka ya!
0:09:24 > 0:09:26Where's that mutt got to?
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Oh, he probably didn't hear me.
0:09:28 > 0:09:29WHISTLE BLOWS
0:09:29 > 0:09:30Hee!
0:09:32 > 0:09:34Oh, that was close. Come on!
0:09:34 > 0:09:36A-hee-ya!
0:09:38 > 0:09:41Ninja-style!
0:09:41 > 0:09:44Rufus, show these wimps who's top dog around here.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47WHISTLE BLOWS
0:09:47 > 0:09:49RUFUS GROWLS, OTHER DOGS WHINE
0:09:49 > 0:09:50Finally.
0:09:50 > 0:09:54There's only one top dog around here and that's Gnasher!
0:09:57 > 0:10:00WHISTLE BLOWS
0:10:00 > 0:10:03- Genius wears a striped jumper.- Nip.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06- Gnash!- Oh, you stupid kid!
0:10:06 > 0:10:09Without that whistle, Rufus is just a soppy waste of space.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11RUFUS GROWLS
0:10:11 > 0:10:13Please, please, I didn't mean it, Rufus.
0:10:13 > 0:10:17We're pals, yeah, yeah. Old friends. Oh, don't look at me like that.
0:10:17 > 0:10:21I'll give you a steak every night if you... Argh!
0:10:22 > 0:10:24- Let me out of here!- What's wrong?
0:10:24 > 0:10:27Don't you like the five-star facilities?
0:10:27 > 0:10:29THEY CHEER
0:10:30 > 0:10:35Good job he's fond of cages. He'll be seeing loads where he's headed.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38- Prison.- Sergeant?
0:10:38 > 0:10:41Shouldn't someone look after these dogs till their owners get here?
0:10:41 > 0:10:43Hmm.
0:10:43 > 0:10:47Result! It's a dog's life, eh, Gnasher?
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Hey-hey-hey!
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