Dinmakers Go Ape

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0:00:01 > 0:00:04Ready, Gnasher? Let's go!

0:00:04 > 0:00:07# Playing by the rules

0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Is highly overrated

0:00:10 > 0:00:14# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah!

0:00:14 > 0:00:17# They can't hold us back

0:00:17 > 0:00:21# We'll make the most of every second

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah!

0:00:24 > 0:00:25# After all is said and done

0:00:25 > 0:00:28# Shout, "One for all and all for fun!"

0:00:28 > 0:00:33# Nothing's gonna bring us down today

0:00:33 > 0:00:38# Open up your eyes The world outside is waiting. #

0:00:55 > 0:00:58Guitar solo!

0:00:58 > 0:00:59Ha-ha!

0:01:01 > 0:01:02Bass solo!

0:01:02 > 0:01:05BASS AMP BOOMS

0:01:06 > 0:01:08Drum solo!

0:01:08 > 0:01:09Gnash, gnash, gnash!

0:01:09 > 0:01:11Gnash, gnash, gnash!

0:01:13 > 0:01:16THEY ALL CHEER

0:01:16 > 0:01:19Awesome, Gnasher! Totally...

0:01:19 > 0:01:20Ah.

0:01:20 > 0:01:24Chin up, Gnasher, we'll buy you a new drum kit.

0:01:24 > 0:01:28This is exactly what the Dinmakers emergency fund is for.

0:01:28 > 0:01:32- What's in the kitty, Curly?- Er, two fruit gums and a potato.

0:01:32 > 0:01:36Huh? Paul! That's where you've been!

0:01:36 > 0:01:37Awww, I love ya.

0:01:37 > 0:01:39Just tell us what we can afford.

0:01:40 > 0:01:42Drum solo!

0:01:42 > 0:01:44Gnash, gnash, gnash, gnash!

0:01:46 > 0:01:50That's all we can afford? What are we going to do?

0:01:50 > 0:01:51What's that, Paul?

0:01:51 > 0:01:54Why don't we enter tonight's Beanotown battle of the bands

0:01:54 > 0:01:57competition and win a brand-new drum kit for Gnasher?

0:01:57 > 0:01:59See post room window for details.

0:01:59 > 0:02:03What are you on about, Pie-Face? There's no poster in the... Huh!

0:02:03 > 0:02:06The Beanotown battle of the bands competition! Brilliant!

0:02:06 > 0:02:08Well done, Paul.

0:02:10 > 0:02:12# Never ending, on and on

0:02:12 > 0:02:15# And on and on

0:02:15 > 0:02:18# Never ending, on and on

0:02:18 > 0:02:19# And on and on ... #

0:02:19 > 0:02:21Oh, no.

0:02:21 > 0:02:25Hey, Mr Mayor. This where we sign up for battle of the bands?

0:02:25 > 0:02:30Ha-ha-ha, Dennis! Yes, thank goodness. Ha-ha-ha.

0:02:30 > 0:02:34And there it is boys, first prize.

0:02:34 > 0:02:37ROCK MUSIC PLAYS

0:02:37 > 0:02:43- So, who are we up against then, Mr Mayor?- Um, so far just Walter.

0:02:43 > 0:02:46# On and on and on and on... #

0:02:46 > 0:02:50Ha-ha, boys. Something tells me this one is in the bag.

0:02:51 > 0:02:54Just fill in the entry form.

0:02:54 > 0:02:57Not so fast, Mr Mayor.

0:02:57 > 0:02:59Must I really remind you of page 12, paragraph six,

0:02:59 > 0:03:02clause 28 of the competition rules?

0:03:02 > 0:03:08Ha-ha, no of course not. Actually, yes. I have no idea what it is.

0:03:08 > 0:03:12All competing acts must include at least one adult.

0:03:12 > 0:03:15A rule which clearly renders the Dinmakers ineligible for this

0:03:15 > 0:03:20- competition.- Hang on, you don't have an adult.- Sorry I'm late, Walter.

0:03:20 > 0:03:22Me didgeridoo was out of tune.

0:03:22 > 0:03:24So, Dennis,

0:03:24 > 0:03:27unless you can recruit a grown-up to join your pathetic excuse for a band

0:03:27 > 0:03:33by tonight, I suggest you tootle off home and play with your catapult.

0:03:33 > 0:03:35Two, three, four...

0:03:36 > 0:03:39- What we going to do, Dennis? - Chill, Pie-Face.

0:03:39 > 0:03:43All we've got to do is find ourselves a grown-up Dinmaker

0:03:43 > 0:03:45and I know just the person.

0:03:46 > 0:03:50So, we thought you could be the lead singer! What do you think, Gran?

0:03:50 > 0:03:55Singer in a band, eh? And I thought supply zoo keeper was a cool job.

0:03:55 > 0:03:57MONKEYS CHATTER

0:03:57 > 0:04:00Ready, boys? Two, three, four!

0:04:02 > 0:04:04# Well I'm an old-school menace

0:04:04 > 0:04:09# Ain't nothing that I can't do-oo-oo-ah

0:04:14 > 0:04:17# Yeah, I'm an old-school menace

0:04:17 > 0:04:20# And I'm ready to rock for you-oo-oo

0:04:20 > 0:04:22# Woooooo! #

0:04:24 > 0:04:27Hey! This lot love us!

0:04:34 > 0:04:36Whoa!

0:04:45 > 0:04:50Honestly, I'm fine. I can still sing, it's just a scratch.

0:04:50 > 0:04:55No, you need to rest up, Gran. Menace's orders. Home, now!

0:04:55 > 0:04:59Oh, I'm so sorry, Dennis. I'm sure you'll find someone else.

0:05:02 > 0:05:05Yeah, but who? We're the Dinmakers.

0:05:05 > 0:05:09We need somebody wild, someone who's a real animal.

0:05:09 > 0:05:13Where are we going to find someone like that? Ah, homeward, lads.

0:05:15 > 0:05:19No, I thought you locked it. Well do it now! Before any of them escape.

0:05:22 > 0:05:26- We must know SOME grown-up who could be our lead singer.- The Colonel?

0:05:26 > 0:05:30- Too barmy.- Mrs Creecher?- Too scary.

0:05:30 > 0:05:33- Charles Dickens?- Too, erm, dead.

0:05:38 > 0:05:41More biscuits, lads? Take a break, eh?

0:05:41 > 0:05:45Not easy finding yourself a lead singer. And I should know.

0:05:45 > 0:05:49Back when I was LEAD SINGER, with Snot Bazooka,

0:05:49 > 0:05:53all the other punk bands, they would be begging me to be their

0:05:53 > 0:05:55LEAD SINGER.

0:05:55 > 0:06:00Huh! Of course! It's been staring us in the face all along.

0:06:00 > 0:06:01Mum!

0:06:01 > 0:06:03She'd be brilliant!

0:06:03 > 0:06:06Oh, dream on, Dennis. Dad, I need you in the kitchen.

0:06:06 > 0:06:08And get changed at once, you look like and idiot.

0:06:08 > 0:06:10Hmmm.

0:06:11 > 0:06:15Ugh? Eh? Where'd all the biscuits go?

0:06:16 > 0:06:18- Oh, the gorilla ate them.- Oh, right.

0:06:18 > 0:06:19Eh?

0:06:21 > 0:06:23THEY ALL SCREAM

0:06:23 > 0:06:25We'd better call the zoo, Dennis.

0:06:25 > 0:06:28- They'll come and collect him. - Or, we don't.

0:06:28 > 0:06:31On account of genius wearing a striped jumper.

0:06:33 > 0:06:38Stop! Stop! No more practising. There are no other entrants.

0:06:38 > 0:06:43I'm cancelling the competition. Just please stop!

0:06:43 > 0:06:48So what you're really saying is that as per rule 68, paragraph 12,

0:06:48 > 0:06:50clause eight, we win by default, yes?

0:06:50 > 0:06:54Yes, fine! All right, whatever.

0:06:54 > 0:06:56Just take the drums and go.

0:06:56 > 0:07:02Golly, we won something! Mother will be so proud.

0:07:02 > 0:07:04Paws off, boys.

0:07:04 > 0:07:09This show ain't over. Meet the newest member of the Dinmakers.

0:07:09 > 0:07:14- Hello!- He's big, he's bad and he's totally a grown-up.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16MONKEY JABBERS

0:07:20 > 0:07:22Just as I suspected.

0:07:22 > 0:07:26Bite radius, saliva samples, trajectory of peeling motion.

0:07:26 > 0:07:28There can be no doubt.

0:07:28 > 0:07:33Whatever ate this banana was not a grown-up, human man.

0:07:35 > 0:07:37GASPS FROM AUDIENCE

0:07:37 > 0:07:42# Never ending... #

0:07:42 > 0:07:44The end.

0:07:44 > 0:07:47We are Walter and the Wailers, thank you, Beanotown and good night.

0:07:47 > 0:07:54This is going to be one epic walkover. OK, boys, dog, gorilla,

0:07:54 > 0:07:56potato - let's go rock the house!

0:07:58 > 0:08:02ROCK MUSIC PLAYS

0:08:07 > 0:08:09CROWD CHEERS

0:08:12 > 0:08:15MONKEYS STIR

0:08:17 > 0:08:21How many times, Bill? You're the one meant to lock it, not me. I'm... Agh!

0:08:26 > 0:08:29Let's go to work.

0:08:33 > 0:08:35Harry, no!

0:08:44 > 0:08:47Ladies and gentlemen, it is my sad duty to bring

0:08:47 > 0:08:51to your attention a most cruel and shocking deception.

0:08:52 > 0:08:54This man is not a man.

0:08:55 > 0:08:59Since the Dinmakers have no adult human in their ranks,

0:08:59 > 0:09:06I demand they be immediately disqualified. You see, boys?

0:09:06 > 0:09:10Everything exactly as planned, exactly.

0:09:10 > 0:09:12DOOR BURSTS OPEN

0:09:13 > 0:09:15Aghhh!

0:09:15 > 0:09:18EVERYONE SCREAMS

0:09:18 > 0:09:20MONKEYS RUN WILD

0:09:30 > 0:09:32OK, this is not good. Play!

0:09:32 > 0:09:36If we can get them gorillas dancing again we can stop this.

0:09:36 > 0:09:39ROCK MUSIC PLAYS

0:09:46 > 0:09:49It's not working, Dennis!

0:09:49 > 0:09:51Dad!

0:09:57 > 0:09:59# I may be nearly 40 but I've got no choice

0:09:59 > 0:10:02# Gonna sing bad rhymes in a shouty voice

0:10:02 > 0:10:04# Cos I'm mad, I'm bad and I'm Dad

0:10:11 > 0:10:13# Yeah, bite that I'm mad, I'm bad

0:10:13 > 0:10:16# And might I add that I'm Dad

0:10:24 > 0:10:28Beanotown battle of the bands first prize.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30Dennis and the Dinmakers, featuring Dad.

0:10:32 > 0:10:34That's my boy.

0:10:35 > 0:10:37Drum solo!

0:10:38 > 0:10:41Gnash, gnash, gnash, gnash, gnash!

0:10:45 > 0:10:48Hmm, maybe it's his technique?

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