0:00:02 > 0:00:04Ready, Gnasher? Let's go!
0:00:04 > 0:00:07# Playing by the rules
0:00:07 > 0:00:11# Is highly overrated
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah!
0:00:14 > 0:00:17# They can't hold us back
0:00:17 > 0:00:21# We'll make the most of every second
0:00:21 > 0:00:23# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah!
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# After all is said and done, shout
0:00:26 > 0:00:29# Fun for all and all for fun!
0:00:29 > 0:00:32# Nothing's going to bring us down today
0:00:32 > 0:00:37# Open up your eyes The world outside is waiting. #
0:00:54 > 0:00:57Oh! You know the rules, Dennis!
0:00:57 > 0:01:00No pets allowed in school.
0:01:00 > 0:01:03Ah! Quick, Paul, hide!
0:01:03 > 0:01:07It doesn't apply to potatoes, Pie-Face.
0:01:07 > 0:01:11Classmates, I hope you'll all be voting for me
0:01:11 > 0:01:13to be this year's class prefect.
0:01:13 > 0:01:17Pfft! We wouldn't vote for you if you were the only kid standing!
0:01:17 > 0:01:20Ha-ha! And you are the only kid standing.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22No-one else wants that boring job.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Boring? I think not.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27Helping teachers keep school rules is what I was born to do.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29You tell him, Walter!
0:01:29 > 0:01:33BOTH: Vote for Walter! Vote for Walter!
0:01:33 > 0:01:35GNASHER SNIFFS
0:01:35 > 0:01:37- Oh!- Eh?
0:01:37 > 0:01:38DENNIS SNIFFS
0:01:38 > 0:01:41Sausage and mash Monday! Oh, but you're banned, Gnasher.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43Unless...
0:01:48 > 0:01:51Genius wears a striped jumper.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53DENNIS WHISTLES A TUNE
0:01:53 > 0:01:56One bite for me...
0:01:56 > 0:01:58and one for you.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Gnash!
0:02:00 > 0:02:03You need a haircut, Dennis.
0:02:03 > 0:02:07School rules say hair should be no more than ten centimetres long.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09Hazaar! Lucky me!
0:02:11 > 0:02:13Gnash! Gnash-gnash!
0:02:13 > 0:02:15SCREAMING
0:02:18 > 0:02:20Stop that...!
0:02:20 > 0:02:21Gnash-gnash!
0:02:21 > 0:02:22Oh!
0:02:22 > 0:02:26Three rules broken in 30 seconds, Dennis.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29- That's a record, even for you.- Eh?
0:02:29 > 0:02:31No hair over ten centimetres,
0:02:31 > 0:02:33no pets in school, what's the third one?
0:02:33 > 0:02:37No sausages flung into the teachers' mouths
0:02:37 > 0:02:40between one and two on a Monday afternoon.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42How am I supposed to know that?
0:02:42 > 0:02:44It's in the rulebook.
0:02:44 > 0:02:49Learn them all tonight or it's detention every day until you do.
0:02:49 > 0:02:53Brilliant! I bet there's rules I haven't even dreamed of breaking!
0:02:53 > 0:02:55A-ha! HE GULPS
0:02:55 > 0:02:59Rule 409, no fart powder in the dinner hall.
0:02:59 > 0:03:02Rule 410, no skydiving in assembly.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05You sound just like Walter!
0:03:05 > 0:03:07Wow! Listen to this!
0:03:07 > 0:03:14Rule 411, the class prefect gets to bring a pet to school!
0:03:14 > 0:03:15It's a really old rule made
0:03:15 > 0:03:19so Lord Beanoworth's son could bring his tiger to class.
0:03:19 > 0:03:20TIGER SNARLS
0:03:20 > 0:03:24Who hasn't done their homework?
0:03:24 > 0:03:26THEY WHIMPER
0:03:26 > 0:03:31Hold on a sec! If you were prefect, you could bring your pet to school.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Gnash-gnash! Gnasher!
0:03:33 > 0:03:37Yeah, but then I'd have to be the teacher's pet. Eurgh!
0:03:37 > 0:03:41Anyway, I've got a much better idea. Time for plan D & G.
0:03:41 > 0:03:47Voting is today, so if nobody else wants to be class prefect...
0:03:47 > 0:03:50Prepare to grovel, my subjects!
0:03:50 > 0:03:53I...I mean, I graciously accept.
0:03:53 > 0:03:57Hang on, there's someone else who wants to stand for class prefect.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00You?! I'd rather eat a cactus!
0:04:00 > 0:04:03Dennis can't stand as class prefect.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06The rules say prefects can't have had more than five detentions.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08He's had 500.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10Which is why our candidate is...
0:04:10 > 0:04:12Paul!
0:04:13 > 0:04:15A potato?!
0:04:15 > 0:04:20No, no, no, no, Dennis. That is a pet. No pets in school!
0:04:20 > 0:04:23But you said yesterday that rule didn't apply to Paul.
0:04:23 > 0:04:27Then it's time to change the rules!
0:04:27 > 0:04:31But, Headmaster, the rule is nonsense. He's a potato. A spud!
0:04:31 > 0:04:33A chip!
0:04:33 > 0:04:36- Aaah!- There's nothing in the school rulebook
0:04:36 > 0:04:39that says potatoes can't stand for class prefect.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41Enough, all of you!
0:04:41 > 0:04:45Clearly, we need to change the rules to disallow vegetables.
0:04:45 > 0:04:49Thank you, Headmaster. A triumph of common sense!
0:04:49 > 0:04:54But the rules say school rules can only be changed by a majority vote
0:04:54 > 0:04:57at a school meeting on the third Tuesday after a full moon
0:04:57 > 0:04:59provided there's a J in the month.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02What a stupid system! Can we change it?
0:05:02 > 0:05:07Well, yes, but only by a majority vote on the third Tuesday...
0:05:07 > 0:05:09So what you're saying is there's nothing to stop Paul
0:05:09 > 0:05:10standing for class prefect.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13Oh! It seems not.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16Don't worry, Miss, I'm fairly confident
0:05:16 > 0:05:18I can beat a root vegetable!
0:05:18 > 0:05:21Very well. May the best man...
0:05:21 > 0:05:25- Or potato!- ..or potato, win.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27- Hm!- Grr!
0:05:31 > 0:05:33Vote Walter!
0:05:33 > 0:05:35I'm efficient, respectable
0:05:35 > 0:05:36and a stickler for rules.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39What more could you want?
0:05:39 > 0:05:41How about a bit of fun?
0:05:41 > 0:05:46Let's put an end to Walter's waffle by voting for Paul!
0:05:46 > 0:05:48CHEERING
0:05:49 > 0:05:52No bikes in school!
0:05:52 > 0:05:56And any candidate who breaks school rules is immediately disqualified.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59Huh! The potato's out! I win!
0:05:59 > 0:06:03Hah! But Paul didn't break any rules.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05- He's over there.- Hello.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08Detention, both of you!
0:06:08 > 0:06:11- Oh! Oh!- Don't worry, Gnasher.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13Detention's a small price to pay.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16When Paul wins, he's bringing a pet to school
0:06:16 > 0:06:18and that's going to be you!
0:06:18 > 0:06:19Gnash! Gnasher!
0:06:19 > 0:06:22A-ha! You're trying to ruin my campaign
0:06:22 > 0:06:25so you can bring your stupid dog to school!
0:06:25 > 0:06:26Not at all, Walter.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29It's just that Paul's clearly the better candidate.
0:06:29 > 0:06:34Huh! Nonsense! What on earth is a potato good for?
0:06:35 > 0:06:36A-hem!
0:06:36 > 0:06:40Boys and girls of Beanotown School.
0:06:40 > 0:06:45I'm asked to name one thing a potato is good for.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48And I give you chips for your fish.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50Mash for your sausages.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53Jackets for your cheese and beans!
0:06:53 > 0:06:56This is ridiculous!
0:06:56 > 0:06:58I'm clearly a better candidate!
0:06:58 > 0:07:01For one thing, I'm smarter than a potato!
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Oh, really?
0:07:03 > 0:07:07What's 6x5, x4, x3, x2, x1, x0?
0:07:07 > 0:07:10Er... Oh... Ah, carry the one...
0:07:10 > 0:07:13Rubbish! But Paul got it right.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16What?! Paul said nothing!
0:07:16 > 0:07:19And nothing is the correct answer! Ha-ha!
0:07:19 > 0:07:21LAUGHTER
0:07:23 > 0:07:25Paul's a better athlete than you, too.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28Oh, what nonsense!
0:07:28 > 0:07:32I bet you he can reach the end of the playground before you can.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35You're on! On three! Three!
0:07:35 > 0:07:37HE PANTS
0:07:37 > 0:07:42I'd...like to see a potato get there before me!
0:07:43 > 0:07:46Potato three, Walter nil!
0:07:46 > 0:07:48I've had enough of this!
0:07:48 > 0:07:51I'm turning you into mash!
0:07:51 > 0:07:53ALL GASP
0:07:53 > 0:07:54Paul!
0:07:54 > 0:07:56CHEERING
0:07:56 > 0:07:59This is totally, utterly ludicrous!
0:07:59 > 0:08:01It's a potato!
0:08:01 > 0:08:03A potato!
0:08:03 > 0:08:07Do you want all the other classes to laugh at us?
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Thankfully, sanity prevails!
0:08:10 > 0:08:13That prefect badge is mine!
0:08:13 > 0:08:21Psst! Looks like we'll have to rely on our top-secret plan after all.
0:08:21 > 0:08:22Huh?
0:08:26 > 0:08:30He's coming! Work fast!
0:08:30 > 0:08:35Caught you! I know you're up to something! Let me see.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39See what? You mean these plans?
0:08:39 > 0:08:42I wouldn't do that if I were you, Walter.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45You'd need the agility of a cat to get up there.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48And you've got the agility of an elephant.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51Hm! The agility of a cat, eh?
0:08:52 > 0:08:53HE CHUCKLES
0:08:53 > 0:08:55Hm-hm!
0:08:57 > 0:09:00Ha-ha! I knew he'd fall for it!
0:09:03 > 0:09:07Go on, Claudius, grab those plans!
0:09:07 > 0:09:09Meow! Meow!
0:09:09 > 0:09:11Meow! Meow!
0:09:11 > 0:09:14Meow! Meow! Meow!
0:09:17 > 0:09:20- Meow!- Oh!- Meow!
0:09:20 > 0:09:21- Oh!- Meow!
0:09:21 > 0:09:23- Walter!- Ah!
0:09:25 > 0:09:31I'm shocked! These are plans for cheating to win the election!
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Oh, Walter!
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Ooo! These are not mine!
0:09:35 > 0:09:38But I caught you red-handed! Literally!
0:09:38 > 0:09:43And, Miss, isn't bringing your pet into school against the rules?
0:09:43 > 0:09:47And aren't rule-breakers disqualified, Miss?
0:09:47 > 0:09:52Hm. Walter, maybe you're not a perfect prefect after all.
0:09:52 > 0:09:56What?! N-o-o-o-o-o!
0:09:56 > 0:10:00Oh, dear. Looks like there's only one candidate left, Miss.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02Oh!
0:10:03 > 0:10:07And so, we have a clear winner.
0:10:07 > 0:10:13Your new class prefect is Paul, the potato.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Ohhh!
0:10:16 > 0:10:20Yeah! Give it up for Prefect Paul! Woohoo!
0:10:20 > 0:10:21CHEERING
0:10:24 > 0:10:27You know this is only until they get the rules changed?
0:10:27 > 0:10:29Yeah, but it'll be fun while it lasts.
0:10:29 > 0:10:34Speaking of which, everyone say hello to the class prefect's pet.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Gnash-gnash-gnash-gnash-gnash-gnash!
0:10:36 > 0:10:39Off, you horrible hound!
0:10:39 > 0:10:41Gnash!
0:10:41 > 0:10:45Ha-ha-ha-ha! Don't be a bad loser, Walter.
0:10:45 > 0:10:50You didn't stand a chance against Team Menace! Ha-ha-ha!