Hairy Plotter

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0:12:50 > 0:12:57.

0:13:02 > 0:13:04Ready, Gnasher? Let's go!

0:13:04 > 0:13:07# Playing by the rules

0:13:07 > 0:13:11# Is highly overrated

0:13:11 > 0:13:14# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah

0:13:14 > 0:13:17# They can't hold us back

0:13:17 > 0:13:21# We'll make the most of every second

0:13:21 > 0:13:24# Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah

0:13:24 > 0:13:26# After all is said and done, shout

0:13:26 > 0:13:28# Fun for all and all for fun

0:13:28 > 0:13:33# Nothing's going to bring us down today

0:13:33 > 0:13:37# Open up your eyes The world outside is waiting. #

0:13:55 > 0:13:59Ready for the ultimate water slide of doom, Gnasher?

0:13:59 > 0:14:01Gnash-gnash!

0:14:02 > 0:14:06At least take your jumper off, Dennis. It's so hot today.

0:14:07 > 0:14:12Geronim-o-o-o-o-o-o!

0:14:12 > 0:14:14HE SNORES

0:14:21 > 0:14:23LAUGHTER

0:14:25 > 0:14:26Dennis!

0:14:27 > 0:14:29Whaa!

0:14:32 > 0:14:34Oh. Is that a bald patch?

0:14:34 > 0:14:35Whaa...?

0:14:37 > 0:14:39Oh, panic over.

0:14:39 > 0:14:42Chap at work lent me this research prototype he's testing out.

0:14:42 > 0:14:46Rejuvenating Regeneration for the Follically Challenged. Hm.

0:14:50 > 0:14:51Oh!

0:14:53 > 0:14:55Wowzer! Heh-heh-heh!

0:15:03 > 0:15:06Gnash-gnash! Gnash-gnash-gnash! Gnash!

0:15:11 > 0:15:13Ha-ha! This is awesome!

0:15:13 > 0:15:17Hurry up, Dennis, or you'll be late for the school trip to the zoo.

0:15:17 > 0:15:20Cool! Time for some hair-raising action, eh, Gnasher?

0:15:20 > 0:15:21Gnash-gnash!

0:15:24 > 0:15:27Remember, class, no feeding the animals.

0:15:27 > 0:15:29Is that clear, Pie-Face?

0:15:29 > 0:15:33Absolutely, Miss. These babies are all mine.

0:15:34 > 0:15:36What's in the bag, Dennis?

0:15:36 > 0:15:38Heh-heh! Watch this.

0:15:41 > 0:15:43Eurgh!

0:15:43 > 0:15:44Oh, well.

0:15:46 > 0:15:48THEY CHITTER

0:15:49 > 0:15:54You know, apes are our closest relatives in the animal kingdom.

0:15:54 > 0:15:5895% of their DNA is identical to ours.

0:15:58 > 0:16:01- Oh!- Oh!- Banana!- Banana!

0:16:01 > 0:16:03TRUMPETING

0:16:04 > 0:16:08I'm looking forward to seeing the Beano Town hairy mammoth.

0:16:08 > 0:16:12Mammoth? They're extinct! Duh!

0:16:12 > 0:16:14Oh, yeah? Bet your lunch there's a mammoth here.

0:16:14 > 0:16:18- You're wrong.- Me, too!- And me!

0:16:21 > 0:16:22HE TRUMPETS

0:16:25 > 0:16:28ALL: Oh!

0:16:28 > 0:16:30I don't suppose yours has got a pie in?

0:16:33 > 0:16:35HE TRUMPETS

0:16:35 > 0:16:37LAUGHTER

0:16:37 > 0:16:40- Oi! What's happened to Elvis?!- Uh-oh!

0:16:43 > 0:16:45WALTER HUMS A TUNE

0:16:45 > 0:16:47Heh-heh-heh!

0:16:47 > 0:16:49Argh!

0:16:52 > 0:16:55Dennis, school, now!

0:16:56 > 0:16:57Huh?

0:17:04 > 0:17:08Gnasher, I'm back! Let the menacing begin!

0:17:08 > 0:17:11Gnasher? Gnasher?

0:17:13 > 0:17:16Ah! Gnasher! What happened?!

0:17:16 > 0:17:18Well, funny you should ask.

0:17:18 > 0:17:22He went in next door's pool and came back looking like this.

0:17:22 > 0:17:26I don't suppose you'd know how that might've happened, Dennis?

0:17:26 > 0:17:28Er...sorry, Mum.

0:17:28 > 0:17:32No good apologising to me. Apologise to your dad.

0:17:32 > 0:17:34He went in after Gnasher.

0:17:38 > 0:17:40Well, I think you look cool, Dad.

0:17:40 > 0:17:42DOORBELL

0:17:45 > 0:17:47Good after...morning.

0:17:47 > 0:17:50We've had reports of a gorilla on your premises.

0:17:50 > 0:17:53A gorilla, Sergeant? There's no gorilla here.

0:17:53 > 0:17:55MUFFLED SHOUTS

0:17:56 > 0:17:59Gotcha!

0:17:59 > 0:18:02Come on, you, back to the zoo.

0:18:03 > 0:18:06B-But, Sergeant, he's not dangerous!

0:18:06 > 0:18:08MUFFLED SHOUTS

0:18:08 > 0:18:13Looks dangerous to me. There's only one place for a creature like that.

0:18:15 > 0:18:17SIREN WAILS

0:18:17 > 0:18:20Dad! Dad! Oh, what have I done?!

0:18:20 > 0:18:23- Get in! We've got to follow that van!- Gnash!

0:18:27 > 0:18:31Stop! He's not a gorilla! He's my dad!

0:18:31 > 0:18:32Don't be daft!

0:18:36 > 0:18:38Don't worry, Dad, I'll get you out.

0:18:43 > 0:18:47Am I glad to see you! It's me, Pie-Face's dad!

0:18:47 > 0:18:49Walter's dad invited me for a dip in their pool

0:18:49 > 0:18:52because it was so hot, and look!

0:18:52 > 0:18:54Still, free bananas, though.

0:18:56 > 0:19:01Oh! This is bad! No, this is super bad!

0:19:01 > 0:19:02I've got to get Dad out!

0:19:02 > 0:19:05- Better get mine out, too. - BOTH: Huh?

0:19:05 > 0:19:08Mum got a call from Dad inside the gorilla enclosure.

0:19:08 > 0:19:10He's loving the free bananas, though.

0:19:10 > 0:19:13OK, we need to find an antidote fast!

0:19:13 > 0:19:17Gnasher, you'll have to be our guinea pig. I mean, dog.

0:19:19 > 0:19:21Gnash-gnash-gnash-gnash-gnash!

0:19:26 > 0:19:28Hm.

0:19:33 > 0:19:35OK, let's see if this works.

0:19:39 > 0:19:42Grr! That's brilliant!

0:19:43 > 0:19:45Seriously, though, we'd better find the antidote.

0:19:54 > 0:19:56Grr! Gnash-gnash-gnash!

0:20:00 > 0:20:01Gnash-gnash-gnash-gnash-gnash!

0:20:01 > 0:20:04Oh! Don't worry, Gnasher, we'll think of something.

0:20:04 > 0:20:05Gnash!

0:20:06 > 0:20:09COCKEREL CROWS

0:20:09 > 0:20:13OK, let's see if test number 273 will do the job.

0:20:19 > 0:20:21- BOTH: Yes!- Gnash-gnash-gnash!

0:20:21 > 0:20:22Curly, you're a genius!

0:20:22 > 0:20:24Get that boy a striped jumper!

0:20:24 > 0:20:26What's the magic formula?

0:20:28 > 0:20:29A-hem!

0:20:29 > 0:20:31One part liquid, three parts dissolving agent,

0:20:31 > 0:20:33shake repeatedly for ten minutes,

0:20:33 > 0:20:35then dilute with 100% purification solution.

0:20:35 > 0:20:38- ALL:- What?!- Water! Pure tap water.

0:20:38 > 0:20:41The chlorine in the pool mixed with the hair restorer

0:20:41 > 0:20:42caused a chemical reaction.

0:20:42 > 0:20:46This created a new super formula that sped up the hairiness.

0:20:46 > 0:20:50I diluted the pool water with simple tap water and ta-dah!

0:20:50 > 0:20:54The super formula was neutralised and we get zero hairiness!

0:20:54 > 0:20:58OK. I didn't understand any of that, but it sounded great.

0:20:58 > 0:21:02Come on, let's go and give our dads a really good soaking.

0:21:08 > 0:21:10Zoo's closed. Too many new gorillas.

0:21:10 > 0:21:13We're sending the extra ones away.

0:21:13 > 0:21:14What?!

0:21:17 > 0:21:19Hm. Right. Operation Super Gnash!

0:21:19 > 0:21:21Gnash-gnash!

0:21:21 > 0:21:23Gnash-gnash-gnash-gnash-gnash-gnash!

0:21:32 > 0:21:35- Now what?- Over there!

0:21:45 > 0:21:49- Dad!- Phew! That's better! Bit of fresh air.

0:21:49 > 0:21:51It's very hot being hairy, you know.

0:21:53 > 0:21:55HE TRUMPETS

0:22:00 > 0:22:01HE TRUMPETS

0:22:01 > 0:22:04Dennis, look! Is that your dad?

0:22:07 > 0:22:09- Quick! Gnasher!- Gnash!

0:22:15 > 0:22:18Don't worry, Dad, we're here to rescue you.

0:22:21 > 0:22:24Of course, it could just be an actual gorilla.

0:22:24 > 0:22:26THEY YELL

0:22:31 > 0:22:34THEY YELL

0:22:38 > 0:22:41Oi! Over here!

0:22:41 > 0:22:42Dennis!

0:22:47 > 0:22:49Phew! Thanks, Dennis.

0:22:49 > 0:22:51H-e-e-e-e-e-elp!

0:22:53 > 0:22:54Better give him a hand.

0:22:55 > 0:22:57CHITTERING

0:23:01 > 0:23:03Get ready, everyone!

0:23:07 > 0:23:09Phew! Thank yous!

0:23:09 > 0:23:12Oh, I don't know how I would've got them back into their enclosure

0:23:12 > 0:23:14- if it wasn't for Gnasher. - Gnash-gnash!

0:23:14 > 0:23:17You've all got free zoo passes for life! Ha-ha!

0:23:17 > 0:23:20Anyone seen my dad?

0:23:20 > 0:23:23Er...was I supposed to get out?

0:23:23 > 0:23:25Everything's back to normal.

0:23:25 > 0:23:27The gorillas are back in their cages,

0:23:27 > 0:23:30Pie-Face's dad's making banoffee pies

0:23:30 > 0:23:32and Dad's got his bald patch back!

0:23:34 > 0:23:38Dennis, isn't there a ban on using water because of the heatwave?

0:23:38 > 0:23:41Yeah, but I'm using special water.

0:23:43 > 0:23:45- Oops!- Oh!

0:23:45 > 0:23:49Dennis!

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