0:12:50 > 0:12:57.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04Ready, Gnasher? Let's go!
0:13:04 > 0:13:07# Playing by the rules
0:13:07 > 0:13:11# Is highly overrated
0:13:11 > 0:13:14- #- Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah!
0:13:14 > 0:13:17# They can't hold us back
0:13:17 > 0:13:21# We'll make the most of every second
0:13:21 > 0:13:24- #- Unstoppable, unstoppable, yeah!
0:13:24 > 0:13:26# After all is said and done
0:13:26 > 0:13:29# Shout one for all and all for fun!
0:13:29 > 0:13:33# Nothing's gonna bring us down today
0:13:33 > 0:13:38# Open up your eyes The world outside is waiting. #
0:13:50 > 0:13:52BIRDS SQUAWK
0:13:52 > 0:13:56HE WHISTLES
0:13:56 > 0:13:58Gnash-gnash!
0:14:00 > 0:14:01Dennis!
0:14:01 > 0:14:05Oh, Gran wants to know if you are taking her pet pig to school.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07Of course I am.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09ENGINE RUMBLES
0:14:16 > 0:14:19- Ah, I see you've got yourself a new tank, Colonel.- Shush!
0:14:19 > 0:14:21Top-secret hardware.
0:14:21 > 0:14:25I call him Monty. Very hush-hush.
0:14:25 > 0:14:29- Right, erm, can I get a lift to school?- Are you a brigadier general?
0:14:29 > 0:14:32- No.- Got any medals for tank-driving?
0:14:32 > 0:14:34- No.- How old are you?
0:14:34 > 0:14:37- 10.- Well, in that case...
0:14:37 > 0:14:39absolutely not.
0:14:45 > 0:14:49And this medal was for the most creative breakfast rations.
0:14:49 > 0:14:53Boot leather and fried eggs, lovely.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55It was a raging success.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58Bravo, Colonel. Inspirational.
0:14:58 > 0:15:02I doubt your show-and-tell guest will be as invigorating as mine.
0:15:03 > 0:15:06Walter, prepare to be invigorated.
0:15:07 > 0:15:10HE WHISTLES
0:15:10 > 0:15:12Harley's here to show us...
0:15:12 > 0:15:15how to make lessons really fun.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18THEY SCREAM
0:15:18 > 0:15:22I've got him, nobody panic!
0:15:22 > 0:15:25All right! That is the best show...
0:15:26 > 0:15:29And smell ever!
0:15:31 > 0:15:35Get this pig out of here now!
0:15:36 > 0:15:38Agh!
0:15:40 > 0:15:41I think he likes you, miss.
0:15:43 > 0:15:47Dennis! Detention all afternoon!
0:15:50 > 0:15:53Shocking lack of discipline amongst the infantry, Mrs Creecher.
0:15:55 > 0:16:01I think Dennis might benefit from a bit of army discipline, Colonel.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04Would you take his detention this afternoon?
0:16:04 > 0:16:07Emergency mission accepted, Mrs C.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09Boot-camp drills for Dennis.
0:16:09 > 0:16:14- Today at 1500 hours. Ten hut! - Yikes! I'd rather eat boot leather!
0:16:14 > 0:16:18No, Curly, this could be the best detention ever.
0:16:18 > 0:16:21- Will I get to ride in the new tank, Colonel?- Absolutely...
0:16:21 > 0:16:23not.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25Private Dennis!
0:16:28 > 0:16:33- That stopped the trumpet torture. - For excellence in bugling.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35Attention new recruits!
0:16:35 > 0:16:39This is boot camp, note the list of banned items.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46Contraband.
0:16:52 > 0:16:57Men, here is today's top-secret hush-hush itinerary.
0:16:59 > 0:17:02Erm, any of these involve riding in the tank?
0:17:02 > 0:17:04Absolutely not.
0:17:06 > 0:17:09First order of the day - platoon drilling.
0:17:09 > 0:17:10Company, fall in!
0:17:13 > 0:17:16I thought a drill was a march.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18What a ridiculous idea!
0:17:18 > 0:17:21This platoon drills for turnips.
0:17:21 > 0:17:24- For what? - BOING!
0:17:24 > 0:17:26Ah, turnip! Pull!
0:17:31 > 0:17:33Gnash! Gn-gn-gn-gn-gn-gnash...!
0:17:36 > 0:17:39- Gnash-gnash!- Superb tactical engineering, Private Gnasher!
0:17:39 > 0:17:41Deserves a medal.
0:17:43 > 0:17:44Raw turnip.
0:17:44 > 0:17:48Mmmm, delicious.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50Pssst, Dennis!
0:17:51 > 0:17:55Oh, am I glad to see you! Well, almost see you.
0:17:55 > 0:17:58Fraternising with the foliage is forbidden!
0:17:58 > 0:18:02Now, Corporal Tinkle will be training you in elf-defence
0:18:02 > 0:18:04whilst I scout for supplies.
0:18:04 > 0:18:06Supplies?
0:18:06 > 0:18:08What's he up to now?
0:18:08 > 0:18:10I heard him tell the gnome - he's out of milk.
0:18:10 > 0:18:13Talking to a garden gnome?
0:18:13 > 0:18:15That's just weird...
0:18:15 > 0:18:17isn't it, Paul?
0:18:17 > 0:18:20- Left, right, left, right, ha! - Finally!
0:18:20 > 0:18:23Time to get a closer look at that tank.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29- Grrrr!- Gnash-gnash!
0:18:29 > 0:18:31- Meow!- Gnash-gnash-gnash!
0:18:33 > 0:18:35Whoa!
0:18:35 > 0:18:39- Oh, no!- 'Claudius! Bath time!'
0:18:40 > 0:18:43OK, where's my cat?
0:18:47 > 0:18:50THEY SCREAM
0:18:53 > 0:18:54Is that my...?
0:19:01 > 0:19:04Get out of the way!
0:19:15 > 0:19:16Gnasher!
0:19:16 > 0:19:17- Gnash.- Meow!
0:19:20 > 0:19:24Sergeant, there is a tank in my lake.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26SERGEANT MUMBLES ON PHONE
0:19:26 > 0:19:29Yes, Dennis is here.
0:19:30 > 0:19:34Dennis the Menace, you have played one too many pranks.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37Parky Bowles and I have had it up to here.
0:19:37 > 0:19:40This wasn't technically a prank, was it, Curly?
0:19:40 > 0:19:43Uh-uh, more of an unplanned bonus surprise.
0:19:43 > 0:19:47Park regulations state no tanks allowed in the lake.
0:19:47 > 0:19:51This tank is now property of Beanotown Park.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53But it's the Colonel's!
0:19:53 > 0:19:56So why was Gnasher driving a tank, eh, Dennis?
0:19:56 > 0:19:59We know all your little tricks.
0:19:59 > 0:20:03Parky Bowles and I are putting our respective foot -
0:20:03 > 0:20:04I mean - feet down.
0:20:04 > 0:20:08- No more Mr Nice Guys.- Uh-uh, no more.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10Unauthorised tank in lake
0:20:10 > 0:20:13to be immediately confiscated by order of...
0:20:13 > 0:20:15BOTH: US!
0:20:15 > 0:20:18- But what will I tell the Colonel? - Latest enemy intel?
0:20:18 > 0:20:21Monty will be taken from crime scene - the park -
0:20:21 > 0:20:26at 0800 hours, to be held at disposal location - the junkyard.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29The aforementioned vehicle is to be reduced - melted down -
0:20:29 > 0:20:31into non-combative components.
0:20:31 > 0:20:33Sardine cans.
0:20:33 > 0:20:37By order of Sergeant Slipper and Parky Bowles, the enemy.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39GNASHER GROWLS
0:20:39 > 0:20:43Hmmmm... Oh, well. Accidents happen.
0:20:44 > 0:20:47Oh, phew! He took that well.
0:20:47 > 0:20:50'Ohhhh, Monty!'
0:20:50 > 0:20:54Oh. Menaces, we have to undo a terrible injustice
0:20:54 > 0:20:57and help the Colonel in his hour of need.
0:20:57 > 0:21:01Plus, if we free the tank, he'll have to let us ride in it.
0:21:01 > 0:21:02Exactly, Curly, well put.
0:21:02 > 0:21:08Menaces, it's time to unleash Operation Tank You Very Much.
0:21:09 > 0:21:13- Ammunition?- Mushy peas and cold custard supplies packed and stacked.
0:21:13 > 0:21:18- Artillery?- Polished, primed and ready to pie, sir.
0:21:18 > 0:21:21- Secret weapon on stand-by? - Gnash-gnash!
0:21:21 > 0:21:22'No!'
0:21:22 > 0:21:24Montague!
0:21:24 > 0:21:28Operation Tank You Very Much needs you, Colonel.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30Huh?
0:21:30 > 0:21:35Me? Its success depends on a first-class tank commander, sir.
0:21:35 > 0:21:39- It... It does?- And if we succeed...
0:21:39 > 0:21:41- we all get to ride in the tank?- Well, I...
0:21:41 > 0:21:45Agreed! OK, Menaces, let's go and get us a tank.
0:21:46 > 0:21:49This time we won't be menaced.
0:21:49 > 0:21:54This time, we stand united against pranking, mischief and mayhem.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59Gnomes ready to charge.
0:21:59 > 0:22:03Erm, let's keep them in a support role, Colonel.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06What do you say we start with the artillery?
0:22:06 > 0:22:07Oh, very well.
0:22:09 > 0:22:12Release!
0:22:12 > 0:22:14- Agh!- Eurgh!
0:22:16 > 0:22:21The enemy is splattered. Charge!
0:22:21 > 0:22:23Gnash-gnash-gnash-gnash!
0:22:26 > 0:22:29Time to unleash our secret weapon.
0:22:29 > 0:22:32HE WHISTLES
0:22:33 > 0:22:37Argh! Argh! Get away from me!
0:22:38 > 0:22:41Right. Argh!
0:22:41 > 0:22:44Press the red button, Dennis!
0:22:44 > 0:22:47Arghhhh!
0:22:47 > 0:22:49Oh, no!
0:22:53 > 0:22:58- HE CLEARS THROAT - "Please don't fire any more cold peas or cold custard.
0:22:58 > 0:23:00"Thank you very much, Parky Bowles."
0:23:00 > 0:23:04Oh, erm, "Tank to be released immediately,
0:23:04 > 0:23:05"by order of Sergeant Slipper."
0:23:05 > 0:23:07CHEERING
0:23:07 > 0:23:11Colonel, it's time to take Monty back to base.
0:23:12 > 0:23:17Dennis, this medal is for completing boot camp with flying colours.
0:23:17 > 0:23:19Well deserved.
0:23:19 > 0:23:21Brigadier general?!
0:23:21 > 0:23:26- That can only mean one thing, Colonel.- Absolutely!
0:23:26 > 0:23:28Who wants to go for a ride?
0:23:29 > 0:23:32What's this green button for?
0:23:32 > 0:23:34Press it and find out.
0:23:35 > 0:23:39CHEERING