Episode 1

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0:00:02 > 0:00:06# Let's fire up the van and hit the open road

0:00:06 > 0:00:08# We're putting on a show from a travelling abode

0:00:08 > 0:00:11# Everywhere we see the crazy and the colourful

0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Prepare to be amazed by the weird and the wonderful

0:00:14 > 0:00:18# Hoopla! Everybody shout hoopla!

0:00:18 > 0:00:21# All together now Hoopla!

0:00:21 > 0:00:25# Everybody knows Hoopla!

0:00:25 > 0:00:27- # There'll be magic - Mayhem!

0:00:27 > 0:00:29- # Mystery - Suspense

0:00:29 > 0:00:30- # Guises - And Surprises

0:00:30 > 0:00:32# It's gonna be immense

0:00:32 > 0:00:34# Form Matlock to Margate Pontefract to Perth

0:00:34 > 0:00:37# It's simply gonna be the greatest show on earth

0:00:37 > 0:00:39# Hoopla!

0:00:39 > 0:00:42# Everybody shout hoopla!

0:00:42 > 0:00:45# All together now Hoopla!

0:00:45 > 0:00:49# Everybody loves... Hoopla! #

0:00:51 > 0:00:52WIND HOWLS

0:01:01 > 0:01:02CROAKING

0:01:06 > 0:01:10- Hoopla!- Hoopla! - ALL:- Hoopla!

0:01:10 > 0:01:12CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:01:14 > 0:01:17# Out on the wiley, windy moors

0:01:17 > 0:01:21# We'd roll and fall in green

0:01:21 > 0:01:25# You had a temper like my jealousy

0:01:25 > 0:01:29# Too hot, too greedy

0:01:29 > 0:01:35# How could you leave me when I needed to possess you?

0:01:35 > 0:01:38# I hated you, I loved you too. #

0:01:38 > 0:01:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:01:40 > 0:01:43MUSIC PLAYS, AUDIENCE CLAP IN TIME

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0:03:25 > 0:03:27CHEERING AND WHISTLING

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0:05:14 > 0:05:16MUSIC ENDS

0:05:16 > 0:05:18CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:05:23 > 0:05:27It is time for Dick Ball!

0:05:28 > 0:05:32Baby Dick over here is going to be the football in this game.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34Over here we have got the two teams.

0:05:34 > 0:05:36Samuel in the red, and we have also got Keith in the red.

0:05:36 > 0:05:38They should be called the Leamington Drizzles.

0:05:38 > 0:05:42- Over here we have got team number two, Danny. Hello, Danny.- Hello.

0:05:42 > 0:05:46And we have also got Phoebe. You are the Battenburgs, OK?

0:05:46 > 0:05:51Hang on, you can't play the game with a dummy in your mouth. Great.

0:05:51 > 0:05:54OK, let's go over here.

0:05:54 > 0:05:58And your game starts...now.

0:05:58 > 0:06:02Well, here we go. Dick is wearing a nappy for personal reasons.

0:06:02 > 0:06:06- Look at them go. - That is absolutely scandalous.

0:06:06 > 0:06:09I don't know what he is doing, doing that.

0:06:09 > 0:06:11They came in hard, they came in not fair.

0:06:11 > 0:06:15- They should be penalised for it, John.- It is all to play for.

0:06:15 > 0:06:17He is stuck in the middle of the pitch there.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19Oh, lovely defending though, Brian.

0:06:19 > 0:06:23Well, you say that, but as somebody who has never played the game,

0:06:23 > 0:06:25and don't know it,

0:06:25 > 0:06:29what I would saying is, stop giving it that, and look at the game.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31Power down!

0:06:31 > 0:06:34They have now got to power down and get him back on, John.

0:06:34 > 0:06:39- How do you feel about that uniform? - The nappy?- Yeah.

0:06:39 > 0:06:43I think it frees up the big ball, it allows him more space,

0:06:43 > 0:06:47more width, and width is a very important thing, John.

0:06:47 > 0:06:51That's right. And there's a crunch there into the side.

0:06:51 > 0:06:53It is a very hard fought battle in midfield.

0:06:53 > 0:07:00Aggressive from Keith, and from Danny. Both dads pretty angry.

0:07:00 > 0:07:03What you've got to look at there, very good defending.

0:07:03 > 0:07:06Very good defending from the Leamington Drizzles.

0:07:06 > 0:07:09Power down!

0:07:09 > 0:07:12- These two teams very much equal really.- It is very tight.

0:07:12 > 0:07:14Nobody is letting anybody leave.

0:07:14 > 0:07:19That is possibly why he chose to wear the nappy today.

0:07:19 > 0:07:24- I understand.- That's a multiple 360 there for Dick. Off he goes.

0:07:24 > 0:07:27What I would like to see

0:07:27 > 0:07:31is a bit more aggression in the game, like that, John.

0:07:31 > 0:07:36- That is what I am after! - Hang on.- A bit more of that.

0:07:36 > 0:07:41- Danny is taking it to the line. - It's going to be a goal.- Oh, lovely!

0:07:45 > 0:07:48Supreme attacking ability, John. That's what I like to see.

0:07:50 > 0:07:52The Leamington Drizzles just could not hold him back.

0:07:52 > 0:07:55Interesting to see how they line up,

0:07:55 > 0:07:57whether they throw caution to the wind

0:07:57 > 0:08:00- and go after the counter-attack.- Yes.

0:08:00 > 0:08:02- Or whether they play it safe. - Off we go.

0:08:06 > 0:08:08These final seconds here, I think we're looking at a victory.

0:08:08 > 0:08:10It is very good defending.

0:08:10 > 0:08:13- You can see the sweeper coming round at the back, John.- Very good.

0:08:13 > 0:08:18- There he is. Ready. That's it.- That's it!

0:08:18 > 0:08:22That's the end of the game. And the winners are the Battenburgs!

0:08:22 > 0:08:24CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:08:27 > 0:08:30Baby Dick's got his nappy stuck.

0:08:30 > 0:08:31LAUGHTER

0:08:31 > 0:08:37Well, look at this! Was it a sensible outfit to wear?

0:08:37 > 0:08:40- Have you soiled yourself? - I'm stuck to it!

0:08:40 > 0:08:44LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:08:44 > 0:08:47- I hope that's not skidmarks! - 'This could end messily.'

0:08:47 > 0:08:50Naughty baby! Naughty!

0:08:50 > 0:08:53'I don't know what he's doing at all, but it's an absolute shambles.'

0:08:53 > 0:08:55Phoebe, congratulations.

0:08:55 > 0:08:58You're the winner of the next Golden Hoopla Hoop!

0:08:58 > 0:09:00CHEERING

0:09:02 > 0:09:04Three, two, one. Hoopla!

0:09:23 > 0:09:24Clowns, take her away.

0:09:24 > 0:09:29We'll see you later in the Finale-ival. Goodbye!

0:09:32 > 0:09:35- What are you doing? - Eh?

0:09:37 > 0:09:41And now to something even more entertaining.

0:09:41 > 0:09:44It shouldn't be possible. It's John Kimmons!

0:09:46 > 0:09:50Thank you. My name's John Kimmons and I'm a ventriloquist.

0:09:50 > 0:09:54- Do you know what a ventriloquist is? - ALL: Yeah!

0:09:54 > 0:09:57I haven't got a puppet with me today. Very sorry about that.

0:09:57 > 0:10:01So I thought what I could do is use one of you as a puppet in the show.

0:10:01 > 0:10:05But I'm sorry, the costume's been made a little bit too big.

0:10:05 > 0:10:07It will only fit a fully grown man.

0:10:07 > 0:10:10I've got a gentleman there who looks very keen.

0:10:10 > 0:10:11Give him a big round of applause.

0:10:11 > 0:10:14- APPLAUSE - Oh, look at that. He's actually coming out.

0:10:14 > 0:10:17It's good when you're on telly, they actually come out.

0:10:17 > 0:10:22Come on, join me. Join me. That bloke's gutted, look!

0:10:22 > 0:10:25That bloke is gutted. You thought it was going to be you, didn't you?

0:10:25 > 0:10:28It's all right. I've got two. You can come as well.

0:10:28 > 0:10:31Give him a nice big round of applause.

0:10:31 > 0:10:35- APPLAUSE - It's like sports day at the nursery school. We're all winners.

0:10:35 > 0:10:38OK, come and stand over here, sir. Let's find out who these people are.

0:10:38 > 0:10:40Come a bit closer, sir. What is your name, sir?

0:10:40 > 0:10:42- John.- John? My very favourite name. Your name, sir?- Nicky.

0:10:42 > 0:10:45Nicky and John, OK.

0:10:45 > 0:10:48I've a little mask for you here. It's a little mask.

0:10:48 > 0:10:50If you stand about here, John. Stop backing off!

0:10:50 > 0:10:52Nice and far forward. You're in the show now.

0:10:52 > 0:10:55That goes on there. Beautiful, beautiful.

0:10:55 > 0:10:58This fits on the facial area,

0:10:58 > 0:11:01near the nasal region. There we go.

0:11:01 > 0:11:03Let me see. Let's make you a bit more comfortable.

0:11:03 > 0:11:06- Is that OK, John? - Oh, yeah! Yeah, yeah!

0:11:07 > 0:11:11- Are you OK? - Oh, yes. I'm excited now, yes.

0:11:11 > 0:11:13So am I!

0:11:13 > 0:11:17- Give everyone a wave over there. - Hello! Hello, ladies! All right?

0:11:17 > 0:11:20Hello, ladies!

0:11:20 > 0:11:23- I like the ladies!- Oh, really? He likes the ladies.- I know, yeah.

0:11:23 > 0:11:25I like all the pretty ladies!

0:11:25 > 0:11:28Hey, all right, John. Don't worry, Nicky.

0:11:28 > 0:11:31I'm not missing you out. I've got one for you.

0:11:31 > 0:11:34Oh, beautiful! Look at that.

0:11:34 > 0:11:37Let's try that on. Look at that. Beautiful. That fits on there.

0:11:37 > 0:11:39Fantastic. Look at that.

0:11:41 > 0:11:43Oh, I nearly forgot!

0:11:43 > 0:11:45I have this as well. Now...

0:11:45 > 0:11:47LAUGHTER

0:11:47 > 0:11:50Come here, Nicky. It's all right, I'm not going to make anybody

0:11:50 > 0:11:51wear this. It's a bit uncomfortable.

0:11:51 > 0:11:54Very hot under these lights. It's moth-eaten and flea-ridden.

0:11:54 > 0:11:56Nobody wants to wear this.

0:11:56 > 0:11:58I do!

0:11:58 > 0:11:59LAUGHTER

0:12:01 > 0:12:04- Really?- I do, I do, I do!

0:12:04 > 0:12:06- Please? Me, me, me!- Really?

0:12:06 > 0:12:08Yeah, yeah!

0:12:08 > 0:12:12Oh, it's going to bring back so many memories!

0:12:12 > 0:12:13MANIC LAUGHTER

0:12:13 > 0:12:18Hee-hee-hee! Ha-ha-ha!

0:12:18 > 0:12:21- Ooh, you're making me laugh.- Good!

0:12:22 > 0:12:25- In this case, literally.- Yeah!

0:12:25 > 0:12:28Come a bit closer, Nicky. Let's try that on there. Fantastic.

0:12:28 > 0:12:30Oh, look at that.

0:12:30 > 0:12:35Yeah, beautiful, beautiful! I've always wanted to be ginger!

0:12:37 > 0:12:39- Again.- OK, right.

0:12:39 > 0:12:42- Hee-hee-hee! - You've gone quiet, John.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44I know, yeah.

0:12:44 > 0:12:47I'm just checking out the ladies. All right?

0:12:49 > 0:12:55John, we haven't got long. We've got to hurry up. He likes the ladies.

0:12:55 > 0:12:57I know.

0:12:57 > 0:12:59- Do you like the ladies? - Not really, no.

0:13:02 > 0:13:05I'm not bothered, no.

0:13:05 > 0:13:08- What are you going to do for us then?- We're going to sing a song.

0:13:08 > 0:13:10Really?

0:13:10 > 0:13:14- Are you doing a song?- Yeah!- Oh, yes! - You as well?- Oh, yeah! Yeah, yeah!

0:13:18 > 0:13:22- Are you both singing it? - Yeah!- Yeah!- Yeah!- Yeah!

0:13:22 > 0:13:24- Together?- Yeah!- Yeah!- Yeah!- Yeah!

0:13:26 > 0:13:29- At the same time?- Oh, yes!- Yeah!

0:13:29 > 0:13:32I'm quite keen to see how I do this myself.

0:13:32 > 0:13:34Tell you what, let's manoeuvre you into position.

0:13:34 > 0:13:37OK, we are going to go for the big song. Are you ready? OK.

0:13:37 > 0:13:39- I was born ready.- OK, right.

0:13:39 > 0:13:40One, two...

0:13:40 > 0:13:43# I like to move it, move it

0:13:43 > 0:13:45# I like to move it, move it

0:13:45 > 0:13:47# I like to move it, move it

0:13:47 > 0:13:49# I'm too sexy for my shirt

0:13:49 > 0:13:50# Too sexy for my shirt... #

0:13:50 > 0:13:54Hey, John! You're getting carried away.

0:13:54 > 0:13:57Did I count to three then?

0:13:57 > 0:13:59You didn't. No, you didn't.

0:13:59 > 0:14:01LAUGHTER

0:14:01 > 0:14:03- You didn't. - No. You sound like Orville.

0:14:03 > 0:14:06I know! You didn't.

0:14:06 > 0:14:09Well, we're going to set you both down now.

0:14:09 > 0:14:11- No, I want to stay here.- Really?

0:14:11 > 0:14:15Yes, I want this to last for ever.

0:14:16 > 0:14:19- I want to do a solo.- Yeah?

0:14:20 > 0:14:22- So you're going to sing?- Yeah!

0:14:22 > 0:14:25- You're not going to sing, are you? - No.

0:14:25 > 0:14:27- I'm going to dance.- Oh, really?

0:14:29 > 0:14:31- Right, OK. - What are you going to sing?

0:14:31 > 0:14:35- I'm going to sing Heads, Shoulders, Knees And Toes.- Oh, right.

0:14:36 > 0:14:39You ready? OK. One, two, three.

0:14:39 > 0:14:40Yes!

0:14:40 > 0:14:43# Heads...

0:14:43 > 0:14:47# Shoulders, knees and toes Knees and toes

0:14:47 > 0:14:50# Heads, shoulders, knees and toes Knees and toes

0:14:50 > 0:14:54# And eyes and ears and mouth and nose

0:14:54 > 0:14:56# Heads, shoulders, knees and toes

0:14:56 > 0:15:00# Knees a-a-a

0:15:00 > 0:15:03# A-a-a-and... #

0:15:03 > 0:15:05# Toes! #

0:15:05 > 0:15:07Hey, he did it again!

0:15:07 > 0:15:10- CHEERING - Give them a nice big round of applause.

0:15:10 > 0:15:12Weren't they fantastic?

0:15:12 > 0:15:14Thank you very much.

0:15:16 > 0:15:19Thanks a lot. Give them a nice big round of applause.

0:15:22 > 0:15:25Thank you very much. Enjoy the rest of the show.

0:15:28 > 0:15:31Cards, cards, who will win? If I taste it, it's in the bin.

0:15:31 > 0:15:34- Go on, Terry.- I've lost me spoon. - What? You've lost your spoon?

0:15:34 > 0:15:37- Here have that one with curry sauce all over it.- Mayonnaise.- Mayonnaise.

0:15:37 > 0:15:42With a spoon with curry sauce all over it. Right. Here you are.

0:15:42 > 0:15:46Me hands are all slippy with mashed banana. Can you open that, Terry?

0:15:46 > 0:15:50- No!- Come on, put your back into it. - There you go.

0:15:50 > 0:15:53Right, ten seconds start now.

0:15:53 > 0:15:55AUDIENCE SHOUTS ENCOURAGEMENT

0:15:55 > 0:16:01..three, four, five, six...

0:16:01 > 0:16:03- 'STOP IT!'- Swallow it.

0:16:03 > 0:16:08- Oh, you weren't too keen. Your eyes are watering, Terry.- Sure they are!

0:16:08 > 0:16:14One, two, three...everyone likes mayonnaise...four, five,

0:16:14 > 0:16:16six. Right.

0:16:16 > 0:16:20Lewis, you pick. Cards, cards, who's going to win? We don't know yet.

0:16:20 > 0:16:22If I taste it, it's in the bin.

0:16:24 > 0:16:31- Pick! What have you got?- Cold, lumpy gravy.- Cold, lumpy gravy. Delicious.

0:16:31 > 0:16:34Oh, it's still warm, this. Feel that. You'll have to do it.

0:16:34 > 0:16:37Look at that. Sliding round it.

0:16:37 > 0:16:43Come on, put your back into it, man. Be a bloke!

0:16:43 > 0:16:47Take the lid and get him to do it. Come on, Pooh!

0:16:47 > 0:16:52Mike Poo and the rescue. Lewis, your time starts now. Off you go.

0:16:52 > 0:16:55AUDIENCE SHOUTS ENCOURAGEMENT

0:17:00 > 0:17:03- 'STOP IT!'- You liked that one, didn't you?

0:17:03 > 0:17:07- Lewis, can you swallow it? Is it them lumpy bits?- Yeah.

0:17:07 > 0:17:10They didn't whisk it up enough, did they? Right, two of them in there

0:17:10 > 0:17:14and that's the end of the cards. Boys, this is what you've got to do.

0:17:14 > 0:17:17Hold onto your pints really tight and I'm going to get

0:17:17 > 0:17:22the mystic mixers out and I'm going to froth them up.

0:17:22 > 0:17:24Hold your pint, Terry.

0:17:36 > 0:17:39The first one to down their pint and put the empty pint on top

0:17:39 > 0:17:42of their head is the winner. Go!

0:17:56 > 0:18:00Round Two is called I'm The Best In The World.

0:18:00 > 0:18:02You'll hear music and during the instrumental breaks

0:18:02 > 0:18:04we'll tell you to act something out.

0:18:04 > 0:18:08You'll get points for being really good at it, so be good.

0:18:08 > 0:18:11Before we start this round. Terry, sorry,

0:18:11 > 0:18:13you've got a little something on your cheek.

0:18:13 > 0:18:16Just get rid of that. It's all gone, love, it's all gone.

0:18:16 > 0:18:17Let's hear the music, please.

0:18:17 > 0:18:19# I am the best in the world... #

0:18:19 > 0:18:20Wait for it.

0:18:20 > 0:18:23# The best in the world The very best at... #

0:18:23 > 0:18:25Acting like a baby, Terry.

0:18:25 > 0:18:28Act like a baby. The better you are, the more points you get.

0:18:28 > 0:18:31TERRY SOBS

0:18:31 > 0:18:33He's rewound his life many years.

0:18:34 > 0:18:37He's remembering what it's like to be foetal.

0:18:39 > 0:18:42- Quick, because I am feeling very disturbed.- BOTH: Next!

0:18:42 > 0:18:44Amy, go.

0:18:45 > 0:18:48AMY SOBS

0:18:48 > 0:18:53- Are you feeling slightly embarrassed?- Yes.

0:18:53 > 0:18:56- Do you fear that your friends are watching?- Yeah.

0:18:56 > 0:18:59Well, you're not going to win, are you? Next!

0:18:59 > 0:19:02Phoebe. A baby. PHOEBE SOBS

0:19:02 > 0:19:07- It wasn't that long ago!- Waah! - Oh, look!- Waaah!- She's gone foetal.

0:19:07 > 0:19:11Oh, she has got... What...she doing?

0:19:11 > 0:19:14- Poor baby. - Great, that's the end of that round.

0:19:14 > 0:19:16# I am the best in the world

0:19:16 > 0:19:20# The best in the world The very best at... #

0:19:20 > 0:19:24Smelling something and then acting like you've stepped in it.

0:19:26 > 0:19:29- What is it that you're smelling, Terry?- Oh!

0:19:29 > 0:19:32Oh, he's acting like a baby again. Oh, he stepped in it!

0:19:32 > 0:19:36- You really stepped in it! Next!- Come on, Amy.

0:19:36 > 0:19:39Come on, you smell something.

0:19:39 > 0:19:40No, you smell something first!

0:19:42 > 0:19:46What can you smell? What has she smelled? Smell something!

0:19:46 > 0:19:49What are you smelling, the roses? What is it?

0:19:49 > 0:19:52- She's thinking about her mates again.- Next!

0:19:53 > 0:19:56Oh, Phoebe. She's not worried.

0:19:56 > 0:19:59Oh, Phoebe! What have you stepped in?!

0:19:59 > 0:20:03- Acting skills.- Oh! Very good. Well done, Phoebe.- Lovely.

0:20:03 > 0:20:05# I am the best in the world

0:20:05 > 0:20:09# The best in the world The very best at... #

0:20:09 > 0:20:12- Like you're being attacked by a swarm of wasps.- Go.

0:20:12 > 0:20:15- Bzzz! - TERRY SHRIEKS

0:20:15 > 0:20:17He's a baby again!

0:20:19 > 0:20:20Go on, Tezza!

0:20:20 > 0:20:25- The more you put into it, the more points you'll get.- Oh!

0:20:27 > 0:20:28What are you doing, man!

0:20:28 > 0:20:30- Quick, next!- Amy, go.

0:20:30 > 0:20:32Forget your mates are watching, go for it.

0:20:32 > 0:20:36- SHE SCREAMS - That's it.- Aah!- That's it.

0:20:40 > 0:20:42- Are you not scared of wasps, Amy?- No.

0:20:42 > 0:20:47If I was being chased by wasps, I wouldn't be doing this.

0:20:47 > 0:20:50Phoebe, it's your turn, go! Next!

0:20:50 > 0:20:52Ooh, ow, ooh! That's it.

0:20:52 > 0:20:54- Aah!- Oh!

0:20:54 > 0:20:55There's a wasp.

0:20:58 > 0:20:59BOTH: Brilliant!

0:20:59 > 0:21:02# I was the best in the world

0:21:02 > 0:21:05# The best thing ever The best thing ever

0:21:05 > 0:21:08# The best thing in the world. # CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:21:08 > 0:21:11Quite, but who was the best in the world at everything?

0:21:11 > 0:21:16First of all, Terry, for his three performances, his points, please.

0:21:16 > 0:21:17Right, up we go.

0:21:17 > 0:21:198, that's 17.

0:21:19 > 0:21:2017 + 6 = 23.

0:21:20 > 0:21:2223 + 8 = 31.

0:21:22 > 0:21:2631! Not a bad score, Terry. CHEERING

0:21:26 > 0:21:29So... For the slightly self-conscious Amy...

0:21:29 > 0:21:32Ready? Up we go, go.

0:21:32 > 0:21:36OK, 3 + 8 = 11. That's 28!

0:21:37 > 0:21:40- No, it's not. It's 18.- It's 18!

0:21:40 > 0:21:42- All right, Pooh! - He didn't pass Maths.

0:21:42 > 0:21:45I've finally, Phoebe, that means you have got to beat Amy.

0:21:45 > 0:21:5117 or less and you will have to go home. Points, please, for Phoebe.

0:21:51 > 0:21:55- Up we go.- Oh, you've done it! - Look at that!

0:21:55 > 0:22:00- 38 points!- I think we all know there that, Amy, you are eliminated.

0:22:00 > 0:22:03Sorry, Amy. The kid clowns will take you to the lion with no pride.

0:22:03 > 0:22:05You had no pride on the stage.

0:22:05 > 0:22:07- You didn't want to make a fool of yourself.- Bye!

0:22:07 > 0:22:12Go and join Johnny Pooh who is waiting for you.

0:22:13 > 0:22:15Go on! Yeah!

0:22:15 > 0:22:18MUSIC PLAYS

0:22:20 > 0:22:24Now, the moment you've all been waiting for,

0:22:24 > 0:22:27it's the final of the Finale-ival!

0:22:27 > 0:22:30CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:22:38 > 0:22:42And here's our two Finale-aval finalists, it's Phoebe...

0:22:42 > 0:22:44CHEERING

0:22:44 > 0:22:47And Terry. CHEERING

0:22:47 > 0:22:48Now then, you two.

0:22:48 > 0:22:51Behind you, you can see there are eight bins.

0:22:51 > 0:22:55- In seven of those bins, there's treasure!- Treasure!- Yes!

0:22:55 > 0:22:59Prizes, the best prizes on television! Oh!

0:22:59 > 0:23:03- AUDIENCE:- Whoo! - Oh, yes!- For you!- But, but, but!

0:23:03 > 0:23:07In one of those bins is a clown called Cyril. He's very wrong.

0:23:07 > 0:23:10If you find Cyril, you lose the game.

0:23:10 > 0:23:13Now, Phoebe, you had the most amount of points in the last game,

0:23:13 > 0:23:15so you go first.

0:23:15 > 0:23:16Are you nervous?

0:23:16 > 0:23:21- Yeah.- I hope you don't get that clown, cos he's wrong.

0:23:23 > 0:23:26- Which bin isn't Cyril in?- Erm...

0:23:28 > 0:23:30Seven.

0:23:30 > 0:23:35So...slowly go over to bin number seven. Good luck, Phoebe.

0:23:35 > 0:23:37Put your hand on the handle.

0:23:40 > 0:23:44- And lift the lid! Oh! - What is it, Phoebe?- It's a...

0:23:44 > 0:23:48- Bring it, bring it!- It's a pig! - Bring it, bring it!- Bring it here!

0:23:48 > 0:23:53- Bring it, bring it! What is it? - It's a pig, it's lovely.- It's a pig!

0:23:53 > 0:23:59Oh, wow! Terry, bin number seven's gone.

0:23:59 > 0:24:01It's your chance to pick a bin.

0:24:01 > 0:24:06All right, Terry? Which bin isn't Cyril in?

0:24:08 > 0:24:12Oh, it's got to be number...three!

0:24:12 > 0:24:14Three. OK, Terry, in your own time.

0:24:14 > 0:24:18Make your way to the bin and lift off the lid. Number three.

0:24:19 > 0:24:23- Yee-argh! Oh.- Oh! What is it?!

0:24:23 > 0:24:27Look what you got! It's a bouncy ball!

0:24:27 > 0:24:32- AUDIENCE:- Whoo! - Treasure for Terry!

0:24:32 > 0:24:35The best prizes on television.

0:24:35 > 0:24:42So Phoebe, you've got your small pig, but which bin isn't Cyril in?

0:24:42 > 0:24:45AUDIENCE SHOUTS OUT NUMBERS

0:24:45 > 0:24:47- Shut up!- AUDIENCE:- Ooh!

0:24:47 > 0:24:50How to win your audience!

0:24:50 > 0:24:55- Five.- Bin number five. Good luck, Phoebe.

0:24:55 > 0:24:57Your chance to get more prizes.

0:25:01 > 0:25:07- Aah!- Oh!- What is it?- It's a yellow car!- It's what?- It's a car!

0:25:07 > 0:25:10- A yellow car! - CHEERING

0:25:15 > 0:25:17You've lost your name badge again! I told you about this earlier!

0:25:17 > 0:25:20Gypsy Rose told ya! It's Terry on yer head!

0:25:20 > 0:25:24You're a bit sweaty, aren't you? I know you're tense.

0:25:24 > 0:25:26Which bin isn't Cyril in?

0:25:26 > 0:25:31- It's got to be number two. - Number two. OK, Terry.

0:25:31 > 0:25:33Over to the bin.

0:25:33 > 0:25:35Lift the lid. Terry, stop!

0:25:36 > 0:25:41- What did you have for tea last night? - Curry.- Lovely, lift the lid! Aah!

0:25:41 > 0:25:42Oh!

0:25:42 > 0:25:44- What is it?- Oh!- Let me see!

0:25:44 > 0:25:47- Pencils. - Oh! Terry's got felt tips!- Oh!

0:25:47 > 0:25:51CHEERING Treasure for Terry.

0:25:54 > 0:26:00We are nearing the completion. Which bin isn't Cyril in?

0:26:00 > 0:26:02AUDIENCE SHOUTS OUT NUMBERS

0:26:05 > 0:26:06Six.

0:26:07 > 0:26:13- Bin number six. Phoebe, don't let go of your prizes.- I won't.- Good luck.

0:26:14 > 0:26:16Here we go.

0:26:16 > 0:26:18- It's going to be in there.- Oh!

0:26:18 > 0:26:20- Aah! - SHE SCREAMS

0:26:23 > 0:26:25Run! Run! CYRIL LAUGHS MENACINGLY

0:26:27 > 0:26:28Not very nice, is it?

0:26:35 > 0:26:38Oh!

0:26:38 > 0:26:42- Cheers, mate?- You all right?- Thought I was a goner, then. But look!

0:26:42 > 0:26:46Ladies and gents! The master of the Hoopla.

0:26:46 > 0:26:50And the winner of the Hoopla trophy...is Terry!

0:26:50 > 0:26:52CHEERING

0:26:52 > 0:26:54- Hold your trophy, Terry.- Well done.

0:26:55 > 0:27:00Terry... How... How do you feel?

0:27:00 > 0:27:03Absolutely brilliant.

0:27:03 > 0:27:05- Have you enjoyed your time here? - Superb.

0:27:05 > 0:27:08Aah! AUDIENCE SCREAMS

0:27:12 > 0:27:15DICK AND DOM YELL

0:27:16 > 0:27:19CYRIL CACKLES

0:27:19 > 0:27:25Oh, no. Look! Terry's been turned into a kid clown.

0:27:25 > 0:27:30Well, Terry...you might as well join our carnival...for ever!

0:27:30 > 0:27:33Thanks to everyone that's been on the show today,

0:27:33 > 0:27:36including the Black Eagles, and not forgetting John Kimmons.

0:27:36 > 0:27:40- He was here.- And also to magician extraordinaire Timo Marc.

0:27:40 > 0:27:43The Pooh brothers, and the kid clowns, as always.

0:27:43 > 0:27:45And also to you lot.

0:27:45 > 0:27:48- AUDIENCE CHEERS - That's it and who knows,

0:27:48 > 0:27:51our carnival might be coming to a town near you.

0:27:51 > 0:27:53- BOTH:- Hoopla! - AUDIENCE:- Hoopla!

0:27:55 > 0:27:58Dick and Dom would like to point out that Phoebe survived her

0:27:58 > 0:28:02encounter with Cyril and is about to open her own flan shop in Wigan.