0:00:01 > 0:00:03BOTH: Blah!
0:00:03 > 0:00:05# Fire up the van and hit the open road
0:00:05 > 0:00:08# We're putting on a show from a travelling abode
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# Fabulous feats that are crazy and colourful
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Prepare to be amazed by the weird and the wonderful.
0:00:14 > 0:00:16# Hoopla!
0:00:16 > 0:00:18# Everybody shout hoopla!
0:00:18 > 0:00:21# All together now, hoopla!
0:00:21 > 0:00:25# Everybody knows, hoopla!
0:00:25 > 0:00:29# There'll be magic, mayhem mystery, suspense
0:00:29 > 0:00:31# Prizes... it's going to be immense
0:00:31 > 0:00:34# From Matlock to Margate, Pontefract to Perth
0:00:34 > 0:00:37# It's simply going to be the biggest show on earth
0:00:37 > 0:00:39# Hoopla!
0:00:39 > 0:00:42# Everybody shout hoopla!
0:00:42 > 0:00:45# All together now, hoopla!
0:00:45 > 0:00:48# Everybody loves hoopla! #
0:00:51 > 0:00:52WIND BLOWING
0:00:58 > 0:00:59BELL RINGS
0:01:03 > 0:01:04BELL RINGS
0:01:06 > 0:01:08BOTH: Hoopla!
0:01:08 > 0:01:10CHILDREN: Hoopla!
0:01:10 > 0:01:11CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:01:11 > 0:01:15# Chimpanzee riding on a Segway Chimpanzee riding on a Segway
0:01:15 > 0:01:17# Chimpanzee riding on a Segway
0:01:17 > 0:01:19# Bam ba-ba bam bam bam
0:01:19 > 0:01:22# Chimpanzee riding on a Segway Chimpanzee riding on a Segway
0:01:22 > 0:01:25# Chimpanzee riding on a Segway
0:01:25 > 0:01:27# Bam ba-ba bam bam bam
0:01:27 > 0:01:29# He's got a helmet on, and
0:01:29 > 0:01:31# He's wearing overalls, and
0:01:31 > 0:01:35# Don't that lady look surprised? Yeah!
0:01:35 > 0:01:39# Chimpanzee riding on a Segway Chimpanzee riding on a Segway
0:01:39 > 0:01:43# Chimpanzee riding on a Segway Bam ba-ba bam bam bam
0:01:43 > 0:01:44CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:01:47 > 0:01:51Hoopla! Welcome to the Tideway Theatre!
0:01:51 > 0:01:55This week, coming to you live-ish from the town of...
0:01:55 > 0:01:57Piddle Under Cheesecloth!
0:01:57 > 0:01:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:01:59 > 0:02:02You and you! Yes, welcome to Hoopla, so good to see you.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05Today, someone's going to be leaving at the end of the show
0:02:05 > 0:02:07with the Golden Hoopla Trophy
0:02:07 > 0:02:10made out of 100% percent solid... styrofoam!
0:02:10 > 0:02:12AUDIENCE WHOOPING
0:02:12 > 0:02:13Yes!
0:02:13 > 0:02:15And, also on Hoopla,
0:02:15 > 0:02:18we have got some of the greatest acts on this planet.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21We've got the brilliant Bambolina and Dodo.
0:02:21 > 0:02:22CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:02:22 > 0:02:24GENTLE PIANO MUSIC
0:02:33 > 0:02:36All the way from Barbados, we have music from...
0:02:36 > 0:02:39Va Va Voom!
0:02:39 > 0:02:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:02:40 > 0:02:42# No one can save me
0:02:42 > 0:02:44# No one can fix me
0:02:44 > 0:02:50# It hit me now I feel like I'm going to explode. #
0:02:50 > 0:02:51The weird and wonderful...
0:02:51 > 0:02:53DROWNED OUT BY CAR HORN
0:02:53 > 0:02:56CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Do you want to smell it?
0:03:00 > 0:03:01LAUGHTER
0:03:04 > 0:03:08But not only have we got all of that! We've also got this!
0:03:08 > 0:03:10It's the winner of Britain's Got Talent.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13BOTH: Ashleigh and Pudsey!
0:03:13 > 0:03:14CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:03:16 > 0:03:18MUSIC
0:03:18 > 0:03:20CHEERING AND APPLAUSE CONTINUES
0:04:46 > 0:04:48LOUD CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:04:58 > 0:05:01Ten seconds to tell us what you thought about that.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03CLOCK TICKING
0:05:04 > 0:05:05It was very fluffy.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Awesome.
0:05:11 > 0:05:12DONG
0:05:13 > 0:05:15Do you agree with all that?
0:05:15 > 0:05:17- I didn't hear it. - DONG
0:05:17 > 0:05:18And now it's time for this!
0:05:18 > 0:05:20HE STRAINS AND LAUGHTER
0:05:20 > 0:05:25ANNOUNCER: It's time for our first game, so let's play Brain Scoop!
0:05:25 > 0:05:27CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:05:27 > 0:05:28DICK AND DOM: Hoopla!
0:05:28 > 0:05:31And now, a chance to earn your self another Golden Hoopla Hoop
0:05:31 > 0:05:35and earn your place in the Finaleval at the end of the show.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38So here we are, at the Supersonic Skid
0:05:38 > 0:05:41and loaded into some of the skids, we have our contestants.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43In the first skid, we have Karen!
0:05:43 > 0:05:45CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:05:46 > 0:05:49In the next skid, we have Aaron!
0:05:49 > 0:05:50CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:05:53 > 0:05:55And in the final skid, we have Cloe!
0:05:55 > 0:05:58And in the skids with you this week,
0:05:58 > 0:06:00you'll see there are skid hippies.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02- Hippies.- This is a memory game.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04You've all been given a copy of this,
0:06:04 > 0:06:06the Piddle Under Cheesecloth Observer.
0:06:06 > 0:06:10You've got to remember as many of the headlines as possible in 45 seconds.
0:06:10 > 0:06:14So, Rodney... BOTH: Crank it up!
0:06:14 > 0:06:15Give them the newspapers.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18ANNOUNCER: In today's Piddle Under Cheesecloth Observer,
0:06:18 > 0:06:22we've misplaced commentary - admits minister.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Fruit bat wins lottery.
0:06:24 > 0:06:28Budgie guilty of demanding money with menaces.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31Shift key voted nation's favourite.
0:06:31 > 0:06:35Russell Brand clones himself.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38Kate Middleton eats servant.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44Lady Gaga's dress feeds a family of eight.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46Helen Skelton in extreme knitting challenge.
0:06:48 > 0:06:52Chris Moyles in dental floss accident.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Ant attacks pet dog.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57- Stop it! Stop it! - Stop it! Stop it, Rodney!
0:06:57 > 0:07:00- Stop it! Stop it!- Rodney!
0:07:00 > 0:07:03- Stop it!- Stop it, stop it! - Thank you, Rodney.- Right.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05That's quite enough of that.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08Get out your skids and join us and we're going to test your memory.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11BOTH: Here we go.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:07:13 > 0:07:15Right...
0:07:15 > 0:07:18Shut up. Shut up. Shut up.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20I hope you enjoyed your skid ride.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Now it's time to test your memories.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24If you get one right, give yourself one, OK?
0:07:24 > 0:07:27Right, these are your buzzers, you stick the head up,
0:07:27 > 0:07:30your tongue through and blow a raspberry. Test that out.
0:07:30 > 0:07:31BLOWS RASPBERRY
0:07:31 > 0:07:33- Lovely.- Wonderful.- Question one.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35What have ministers misplaced?
0:07:35 > 0:07:38- Karen?- Coventry.
0:07:38 > 0:07:39Let's find out if you're right.
0:07:39 > 0:07:43ANNOUNCER: We've misplaced Coventry - admits minister.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Well done, Karen. Give yourself one.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:07:47 > 0:07:51Karen! When you answer a question, please remove your mask,
0:07:51 > 0:07:53or you just look dumb for the whole thing.
0:07:53 > 0:07:57That's not a bad thing, let's face it. OK, question two.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59Why was there a fruit bat in the news?
0:08:01 > 0:08:02Aaron.
0:08:02 > 0:08:06Because, because they have fruity bat wings.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08Because they have fruity bat wings?
0:08:08 > 0:08:10- HE LAUGHS - Let's find out.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12Fruit bat wins lottery.
0:08:12 > 0:08:16Oh, I'm sorry, you don't give yourself one point.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19Question three, what was a budgie found guilty of?
0:08:23 > 0:08:24Got to hurry you.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26Nobody knew. Let's hear it.
0:08:26 > 0:08:30Budgie guilty of demanding money with menaces.
0:08:30 > 0:08:31Oh! Question four,
0:08:31 > 0:08:35what has been voted the nation's favourite keyboard key?
0:08:35 > 0:08:36- Yes, Karen.- The shift key.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39Shift key voted nation's favourite.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42It's correct, well done. Give yourself five.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Which celebrity now has a double?
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Aaron?
0:08:48 > 0:08:50Um... Russell Grant?
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Let's find out.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Russell Brand clones himself.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57Did you say Russell Grant, or Russell Brand?
0:08:57 > 0:09:00- Brand.- Did you say Russell Grant, or Russell Brand?
0:09:00 > 0:09:05I'm going to, remember, we have the technology here to rewind,
0:09:05 > 0:09:08play back and find out if you said Grant or Brand.
0:09:08 > 0:09:12So you might as well tell me the truth and not waste our time.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14- Did you say Grant or Brand?!- Brand.
0:09:14 > 0:09:18All right, you can have a point then, all right.
0:09:18 > 0:09:19CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:09:24 > 0:09:27What has Kate Middleton reportedly eaten? Karen?
0:09:27 > 0:09:29A servant.
0:09:29 > 0:09:32- Let's find out. - Kate Middleton eats servant.
0:09:32 > 0:09:33Give yourself one, well done.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:09:37 > 0:09:38Why was Lady Gaga in the news?
0:09:40 > 0:09:42Aaron?
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Her dress fed a pet.
0:09:44 > 0:09:48- Let's check.- Lady Gaga's dress feeds a family of eight.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51Family, I'm afraid. We can't give you that I'm afraid, Aaron.
0:09:51 > 0:09:56What has Blue Peter's Helen Skelton been doing in her latest challenge?
0:09:56 > 0:09:58- Karen?- Knitting.
0:09:58 > 0:10:02Helen Skelton in extreme knitting challenge.
0:10:02 > 0:10:03Give yourself one.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:10:05 > 0:10:06And that's the end of the game.
0:10:06 > 0:10:10At the end of the game, we can see Cloe without an H has got nowt.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Aaron's got one but the winner is Karen with four!
0:10:12 > 0:10:14Come out here, Karen!
0:10:14 > 0:10:16CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:10:17 > 0:10:21Here is your Golden Hoopla Hoop and we'll see you in the Finaleval.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23But until then....
0:10:23 > 0:10:25BOTH: Hoopla!
0:10:25 > 0:10:27MUSIC CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:10:45 > 0:10:46Take her away, kid clowns.
0:10:46 > 0:10:49So that's the first Golden Hoopla that's been found.
0:10:49 > 0:10:54Three more to award but right now, prepare to be amazed.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56INAUDIBLE HIGH PITCHED VOICES
0:11:01 > 0:11:04DISTORTED VOICE
0:11:08 > 0:11:11SONG: "I'm In the Mood for Dancing"
0:11:16 > 0:11:20# He's in the mood for dancing
0:11:20 > 0:11:22# Romancing
0:11:22 > 0:11:25# Ooh, he's giving it all tonight
0:11:25 > 0:11:29# He's in the mood for chancing
0:11:29 > 0:11:31# He feels like dancing
0:11:31 > 0:11:34# Oh, come on and hold him tight
0:11:34 > 0:11:37# Dancing (Dancing)
0:11:37 > 0:11:38# He's in the mood, babe
0:11:38 > 0:11:42# So let the music play
0:11:42 > 0:11:45# Oh, he's dancing (Dancing)
0:11:45 > 0:11:47# He's in the groove, babe
0:11:47 > 0:11:52# So get on up And let your body sway
0:11:52 > 0:11:56# He's in the mood for dancing
0:11:56 > 0:11:58# Romancing
0:11:58 > 0:12:01# You know, he shan't Ever stop tonight
0:12:01 > 0:12:05# He's in the mood for chancing
0:12:05 > 0:12:07# He feels like dancing
0:12:07 > 0:12:10# Ooh, from head to his toes
0:12:10 > 0:12:12# Take him again
0:12:12 > 0:12:14# And heaven who knows
0:12:14 > 0:12:17# Just where it would end
0:12:17 > 0:12:19# So dance
0:12:19 > 0:12:21# Dance
0:12:21 > 0:12:24# Come on and dance
0:12:24 > 0:12:26# Oh, yeah
0:12:26 > 0:12:27# Yeah, dance
0:12:27 > 0:12:29# Come on and dance
0:12:29 > 0:12:32# Oh, yes, dance. #
0:12:43 > 0:12:48Excuse me, I'm terribly sorry about this, but you're wanted outside.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50'It's Hoopla! game number two.
0:12:50 > 0:12:53'The Finaleval awaits the winner of Dum-Ball!'
0:12:53 > 0:12:56APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:12:59 > 0:13:0390 seconds, it's a game of one half in which to get the city boy
0:13:03 > 0:13:05over the line for one point.
0:13:05 > 0:13:08- What's your name?- Rebecca. - Who are you?- John.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10Your team is called The Hairy, by the way.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12- Who are you?- Jackie.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14- And, finally, we have...- Alex.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16You're called The Peaches.
0:13:16 > 0:13:17It's The Hairy versus The Peaches.
0:13:17 > 0:13:21Let's start this game when I blow my whistle...
0:13:21 > 0:13:23WHISTLE
0:13:24 > 0:13:28Here we go. Oh, lovely early run by The Hairy.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32It's a poor start, though, isn't it, John?
0:13:32 > 0:13:36Well, I'm looking at it now, because The Peaches seem to be gaining.
0:13:36 > 0:13:40- The Peaches getting down the wing. - Over the line!- Straight away.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42WHISTLE
0:13:43 > 0:13:45Absolutely textbook.
0:13:45 > 0:13:48What was nice about dad, John, is they played it out wide,
0:13:48 > 0:13:51got it down the wing, which is where they should be getting it.
0:13:51 > 0:13:55- But they left a man up front, one at the back.- They did.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57This is good play from the reds.
0:13:57 > 0:13:58WHISTLE
0:13:58 > 0:14:00Here we go again.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02I think... Oh!
0:14:02 > 0:14:06That's a foul, I think.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09The referee showing a yellow card, no he's showing a red.
0:14:09 > 0:14:12He doesn't know what he's doing, this young man here.
0:14:12 > 0:14:16But on the pitch there's some very exciting action.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18Very close to the line!
0:14:18 > 0:14:19And again! 2-0.
0:14:19 > 0:14:21WHISTLE
0:14:21 > 0:14:25- What I would say, John, at this point...- Yes?
0:14:25 > 0:14:28..is I think it's going to be a runaway success for The Peaches.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31- It might will be. - That's what might happen here.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33Obviously a lot more time to play.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35Because the reds, quite frankly, all over the place.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37They don't know what they're doing,
0:14:37 > 0:14:39They don't know what they're doing, John.
0:14:39 > 0:14:42No, that's right, you're absolutely right.
0:14:42 > 0:14:45I'm not going to argue, but hang on a minute...
0:14:45 > 0:14:47Saying that, this could be their comeback.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49Oh, it's virtually an own goal.
0:14:49 > 0:14:53What I would say is, that time I really don't think the greens
0:14:53 > 0:14:54knew what they were doing.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57- Well, fair enough, Brian, I think Rebecca- and John did well there.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00Dick's in a real mess there.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02No, he's up, you we go.
0:15:02 > 0:15:06He's got him out. At least the Dom-Ball's back in play.
0:15:06 > 0:15:07Back in the arena.
0:15:08 > 0:15:12Quite a lot to play for here, John.
0:15:12 > 0:15:15And look at this runaway triumph, is this allowed?
0:15:15 > 0:15:16Nobody's moving.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18Look at John go!
0:15:18 > 0:15:20WHISTLE
0:15:20 > 0:15:22This is absolutely extraordinary.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25It's 2-2 here, John, what about that?
0:15:26 > 0:15:28The Peaches didn't know where they were.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31They haven't regrouped, they left nobody back.
0:15:31 > 0:15:34- They were stood standing. - There was no plan.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36And there's no time for that in this game, John.
0:15:36 > 0:15:39We're back on, 2-2, all to play for.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42In go The Hairy.
0:15:43 > 0:15:47It's got messy, but Rebecca and John both there.
0:15:47 > 0:15:48Oh, no, they've lost it.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52They've played it out wide,
0:15:52 > 0:15:55and the crowd are angry, says the big fella.
0:15:55 > 0:15:59John, he's carrying a bit too much weight.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01He needs to lose some.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03He needs to lose it, John.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05WHISTLE
0:16:08 > 0:16:10What now?
0:16:12 > 0:16:152-2, all to play for, in goes the Dom-Ball.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17He's looking particularly mardy today.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20No change there, is there?
0:16:20 > 0:16:22No, you're right.
0:16:22 > 0:16:23Look at John go now!
0:16:24 > 0:16:27WHISTLE
0:16:27 > 0:16:28Stop!
0:16:28 > 0:16:29It's 2-2.
0:16:29 > 0:16:33It's a draw, ladies and gentlemen!
0:16:33 > 0:16:35APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:16:35 > 0:16:36This is a draw.
0:16:36 > 0:16:43Which means that, because Dom is over there in the green side,
0:16:43 > 0:16:45they lose, the reds are the winners!
0:16:45 > 0:16:47APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:16:51 > 0:16:53Who's the team captain?
0:16:53 > 0:16:56Rebecca, step out of the car, please.
0:16:56 > 0:16:57The Hairies win the game.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00That means that now you're going to go to the Finaleval,
0:17:00 > 0:17:04but first, you've got 20 seconds in which to...
0:17:06 > 0:17:07Hoo... Hoo...
0:17:07 > 0:17:11Ho-Hoo... Hoo... Hoo-Hoo...
0:17:11 > 0:17:13Hoo-Hoo-Hoo...
0:17:13 > 0:17:14HOOPLA!
0:17:16 > 0:17:19APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:17:34 > 0:17:36Rebecca, everyone!
0:17:36 > 0:17:38Right, kid clowns, come and take her away.
0:17:38 > 0:17:41We'll see you again in the Finaleval.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43Lovely!
0:17:43 > 0:17:45And now, they're French, they're amazing,
0:17:45 > 0:17:46they'll astonish you.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49It's Le Navet Bete!
0:17:49 > 0:17:52APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:17:57 > 0:18:01Ho-hoo! Ladies and gentlemen.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03Ladies and gentlemen!
0:18:03 > 0:18:07Boys and girls, tables and chairs, shoes and socks!
0:18:07 > 0:18:09Welcome to...
0:18:09 > 0:18:11To the amazing Cooking With Keith!
0:18:11 > 0:18:14No, no, no! Welcome to...
0:18:14 > 0:18:17To An Amazing Work Out with me, David!
0:18:20 > 0:18:22CLANG
0:18:22 > 0:18:24Welcome to Le Navet Bete...
0:18:24 > 0:18:26ALL: Extravaganza!
0:18:26 > 0:18:28APPLAUSE
0:18:29 > 0:18:32And now for some singing.
0:18:32 > 0:18:36- # La... - # La... - # La...
0:18:36 > 0:18:38- Hup!- Hup!- Hup!
0:18:38 > 0:18:44- Hup!- Hup!- Hup!- Hup!- Hup!- Hup!
0:18:44 > 0:18:46Hey!
0:18:46 > 0:18:48APPLAUSE
0:18:52 > 0:18:54What on Earth are you doing! Get up!
0:18:54 > 0:18:56Get up immediately, stop this nonsense!
0:18:56 > 0:18:58Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
0:18:58 > 0:19:02please allow me to introduce myself to you.
0:19:02 > 0:19:07My name is Hans, and I would like to sing you all a little song.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10# When...
0:19:10 > 0:19:12# The...
0:19:12 > 0:19:14Woah, woah!
0:19:15 > 0:19:17# Moon hits your eye
0:19:17 > 0:19:19# Like a big pizza pie
0:19:19 > 0:19:20# That's amore
0:19:20 > 0:19:22# That's amore!
0:19:22 > 0:19:24# When the stars seem to shine
0:19:24 > 0:19:26# Like you've had too much wine
0:19:26 > 0:19:28# That's amore
0:19:28 > 0:19:30# That's amore!
0:19:30 > 0:19:32# That's amore!
0:19:32 > 0:19:34APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:19:36 > 0:19:40Get him up. Get him up, what have you done?!
0:19:43 > 0:19:45Ha-ha! Real wood!
0:19:46 > 0:19:48No.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50Yes! Hand carved in Germany.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53Look at that face.
0:19:55 > 0:19:56Hello.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58LAUGHTER
0:20:00 > 0:20:01Hey.
0:20:01 > 0:20:04Them, them, them! Not me!
0:20:07 > 0:20:10What on earth are you doing to me?! This is ridiculous!
0:20:10 > 0:20:13Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
0:20:13 > 0:20:15right, I have written you a little story...
0:20:15 > 0:20:17Hey!
0:20:17 > 0:20:19Come on, hey!
0:20:20 > 0:20:22APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:20:22 > 0:20:24- No! What is going on?! - Yay, look at this! Yay!
0:20:26 > 0:20:27Yay...
0:20:27 > 0:20:29CLANG
0:20:30 > 0:20:32My baking tray! You broke it!
0:20:32 > 0:20:34My goodness!
0:20:34 > 0:20:36Look, you've made him cry now.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38Give him the flower. Come on.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41AUDIENCE: Awww.
0:20:43 > 0:20:46- That's much better, yeah? - Isn't that nice?
0:20:47 > 0:20:48Do you want to smell it?
0:20:50 > 0:20:52LAUGHTER
0:20:52 > 0:20:55HE CRIES
0:20:56 > 0:20:57Look what you've done!
0:20:57 > 0:21:00Look, Keith, you've made him cry now! That's ridiculous!
0:21:00 > 0:21:02Listen, ladies and gentlemen...
0:21:02 > 0:21:03What are you doing?
0:21:03 > 0:21:06No, no, no, don't touch me! What are doing!?
0:21:06 > 0:21:09Stop it! Stop it!
0:21:09 > 0:21:11Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls...
0:21:11 > 0:21:14Ladies and gentlemen! My spectacle is ready!
0:21:14 > 0:21:15What is going on?
0:21:19 > 0:21:21APPLAUSE
0:21:21 > 0:21:23Thank you very much.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25No, put it out! Put it out!
0:21:25 > 0:21:27Give it to me! Give it to me!
0:21:27 > 0:21:29The health and safety!
0:21:29 > 0:21:33Keith! Why are you always stealing the show?! It's my turn!
0:21:33 > 0:21:34You ready for this?
0:21:34 > 0:21:37AUDIENCE: Yes!
0:21:37 > 0:21:39OK, let's do it!
0:21:39 > 0:21:41OK, OK, nice and easy.
0:21:41 > 0:21:42One... Woah!
0:21:42 > 0:21:44Two...
0:21:44 > 0:21:45Oh no!
0:21:45 > 0:21:48LAUGHTER
0:21:49 > 0:21:51OK.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53OK, I'm going to try and ride this, guys.
0:21:53 > 0:21:54Everyone!
0:21:54 > 0:21:56AUDIENCE CLAPPING
0:21:56 > 0:21:58One!
0:21:58 > 0:21:59Two!
0:21:59 > 0:22:01Three! Go!
0:22:01 > 0:22:02Hey, I'm doing it!
0:22:02 > 0:22:06APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:22:07 > 0:22:10Guys! Guys, can you help me down?
0:22:11 > 0:22:13No, no, no! Not with the ladder!
0:22:15 > 0:22:18- Bring it back down here. - Yes, take it back down here.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20Argh!
0:22:20 > 0:22:23Just get off the stage, all of you, get off! Stop it!
0:22:23 > 0:22:25Right, finally!
0:22:25 > 0:22:28Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, my story...
0:22:28 > 0:22:30Argh!
0:22:30 > 0:22:33APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:22:47 > 0:22:4910 seconds to tell us what you thought about that.
0:23:00 > 0:23:04Now let's see what's coming up for the rest of this week's show.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06Don't go anywhere,
0:23:06 > 0:23:09because we still have melodious music from Cover Drive,
0:23:09 > 0:23:12comedy acrobatics from Bambolina and Dodo...
0:23:12 > 0:23:16Plus, loads more Hoopla-style games and of course
0:23:16 > 0:23:18that all-important Finaleval,
0:23:18 > 0:23:22where one lucky winner will receive a prize money can't buy!
0:23:22 > 0:23:24But first, ladies and gentlemen,
0:23:24 > 0:23:27it's Gypsy Rose Dick's Cards of Fate!
0:23:30 > 0:23:36# We were very happy Well, at least I thought we were
0:23:38 > 0:23:42# Can somebody tell me what got into her?
0:23:42 > 0:23:46# We had a house and a home and a family
0:23:46 > 0:23:51# And a man that loved us so
0:23:51 > 0:23:54# Who'd believe she'd leave us to join a... #
0:23:54 > 0:23:58- ALL:- Hoopla! - # ..show?
0:23:58 > 0:24:04# Whoa, say has anybody seen my sweet Gypsy rose?
0:24:04 > 0:24:08# Here's a picture when she was my sweet Mary Joan
0:24:08 > 0:24:15# Now she's got rings on her fingers and bells on her toes
0:24:15 > 0:24:20# Say has anybody seen my sweet Gypsy rose? #
0:24:20 > 0:24:23Here I am! Hiya.
0:24:23 > 0:24:28I'm Gypsy Rose Dick. Now, some people like to call me GIP-sy Rose Dick,
0:24:28 > 0:24:31so called because...
0:24:32 > 0:24:34SHE GAGS
0:24:34 > 0:24:37I don't believe it. Me gippin's bust! It's all dried up.
0:24:37 > 0:24:40Right, these are Dick's Cards of Fate, and at the end of this game
0:24:40 > 0:24:44someone's going to be winning a Golden Hoopla Hoop!
0:24:44 > 0:24:45- ALL:- Oooooh!
0:24:45 > 0:24:50SHOW SOME RESPECT!
0:24:50 > 0:24:52- ALL:- Sorry.
0:24:52 > 0:24:54It's all right.
0:24:54 > 0:24:57Look - here's the Golden Hoopla Hoop. Isn't it lovely?
0:24:57 > 0:25:01Would someone like to kiss it? Yes, you, birthday boy. You kiss it.
0:25:01 > 0:25:03Have a kiss of that.
0:25:03 > 0:25:05Ooh, is it nice? It's lovely, isn't it?
0:25:05 > 0:25:09Right, let's meet the contestants. Come and stand up, please.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11We've got Mark, and we've got Leon.
0:25:11 > 0:25:14Give them a sarcastic round of applause.
0:25:16 > 0:25:19Very nice. Hello, Leon, all right?
0:25:19 > 0:25:22- Are you hungry?- Yes.- Hiya, Mark.
0:25:22 > 0:25:25- Hiya.- Oh, he's a nice boy, isn't he?
0:25:25 > 0:25:27We're going to start the game, and all will become clear.
0:25:27 > 0:25:31I'll do my little rhyme. We'll begin with you, Leon.
0:25:31 > 0:25:35Cards, cards, bring us luck. If you don't, he might chuck!
0:25:35 > 0:25:38HE GAGS
0:25:38 > 0:25:39Pick a card, Leon.
0:25:41 > 0:25:43Show it to everyone at home, nice and high.
0:25:43 > 0:25:45What delicacy have you got?
0:25:45 > 0:25:48Chocolate hazelnut spread, you like that one, don't you, Mark?
0:25:48 > 0:25:52Get your spoon, ten seconds, as many mouthfuls as you can.
0:25:52 > 0:25:54Remember to swallow. Go!
0:25:54 > 0:25:56Ooh, he's a good lad, this 'un. Two...
0:25:56 > 0:25:58Got to swallow it.
0:25:58 > 0:26:00Come on, Mark, we know you can.
0:26:02 > 0:26:05That's his third spoon, but can he swallow it?!
0:26:05 > 0:26:08Down the hatch. Lovely.
0:26:08 > 0:26:11Right, three spoonfuls for Leon, in Leon's lush pint.
0:26:11 > 0:26:15Oh, it's thick stuff, this. Let's just get a load in there.
0:26:15 > 0:26:18Ooh, it floats nicely. It's a floater! Lovely, Leon.
0:26:18 > 0:26:21Right, back to the cards. Cards, cards, bring us luck.
0:26:21 > 0:26:23If you don't, he might chuck!
0:26:23 > 0:26:26HE GAGS
0:26:26 > 0:26:29Oh, that's disgusting. Right, Mark, pick a card.
0:26:29 > 0:26:31Show everyone at home.
0:26:31 > 0:26:33- Tartare sauce.- Show it round there.
0:26:33 > 0:26:37Tartare sauce! Ooh, fishy.
0:26:37 > 0:26:40Let's get the tartare sauce, and Leon, it's your favourite.
0:26:40 > 0:26:42Ten seconds, remember to swallow. Off you go.
0:26:44 > 0:26:47One... Can you taste them capers?
0:26:47 > 0:26:49Two. Are they nice?
0:26:49 > 0:26:52Got a bit hanging out. Three...
0:26:52 > 0:26:57Got to swallow it, Leon. I'll give you the fourth if you can swallow it.
0:26:57 > 0:26:58Down the hatch. Go on, my son!
0:26:58 > 0:27:00Yes, open your mouth, let's see.
0:27:00 > 0:27:06Yes, it's all gone. So we got four spoonfuls of tartare sauce
0:27:06 > 0:27:09in your lush pint.
0:27:09 > 0:27:11Ooh, look at that. Don't that look nice?
0:27:11 > 0:27:16You've got a little bit just dribbling down. That's nice, Mark.
0:27:16 > 0:27:19Right, back to the game. Cards, cards, bring us luck.
0:27:19 > 0:27:22If you don't, SHE might chuck!
0:27:22 > 0:27:24SHE GAGS
0:27:24 > 0:27:28Right, pick a card, Leon. What you got?
0:27:28 > 0:27:32Ooh, cold mashed potato! Nice. Let's get it out.
0:27:32 > 0:27:37Here it is. Mark, here you go. Ten seconds start now.
0:27:38 > 0:27:42One... Two...
0:27:42 > 0:27:44Three... Four...
0:27:45 > 0:27:47Five...
0:27:47 > 0:27:50He's gone for six, but can he swallow it?
0:27:51 > 0:27:56Yes! Six spoonfuls of cold mash, into your lush pint.
0:27:56 > 0:28:00Three, four, five, six.
0:28:00 > 0:28:04- Do you like the look of that, Leon? - No.
0:28:04 > 0:28:05Right, back to you, Mark.
0:28:05 > 0:28:10Cards, cards, bring us luck. If you don't, he might chuck!
0:28:10 > 0:28:13SHE GAGS
0:28:13 > 0:28:16Right. Who's picking? Get your card. Show everyone at home.
0:28:16 > 0:28:18Cold spaghetti hoops.
0:28:19 > 0:28:24Leon loves them, don't you Leon? Ten seconds, off you go.
0:28:24 > 0:28:27One...
0:28:27 > 0:28:28The more you eat,
0:28:28 > 0:28:31the more goes in the other person's pint.
0:28:31 > 0:28:34Three...
0:28:34 > 0:28:38Oh, is he going to swallow 'em? That weren't so bad, that one.
0:28:38 > 0:28:39Four? Is it gone? Right.
0:28:39 > 0:28:42One, two, three, four.
0:28:42 > 0:28:44- It's filling up. That's lush, isn't it, Mark?- Mmm.
0:28:46 > 0:28:49Back to the cards! You're going to be picking, Leon.
0:28:49 > 0:28:51Cards, cards, bring us luck. If you don't, he might chuck.
0:28:52 > 0:28:55HE GAGS
0:28:55 > 0:28:57Off you go, Leon.
0:28:57 > 0:28:59What have you got? Show them.
0:28:59 > 0:29:02Lemon juice. Where's the lemon?
0:29:02 > 0:29:05Right. You've got to eat it with a spoon, though. All right?
0:29:05 > 0:29:09- Yeah.- Ten seconds start now.
0:29:11 > 0:29:12Oh, it's tart, isn't it?
0:29:12 > 0:29:15Three... Four... Five...
0:29:16 > 0:29:19Six...
0:29:19 > 0:29:21Seven! Good job. AUDIENCE SHOUTS OUT
0:29:21 > 0:29:23- Was it eight? ALL:- Yeah!- Thank you!
0:29:23 > 0:29:25You're a good lot, aren't you?
0:29:25 > 0:29:29One, two, three, four, five,
0:29:29 > 0:29:32six, seven, eight. It'll add some flavour, won't it?
0:29:34 > 0:29:37Cards, cards, bring us luck. If you don't, she might chuck!
0:29:37 > 0:29:40SHE GAGS
0:29:40 > 0:29:42Mark, please. Last card.
0:29:42 > 0:29:44Last round.
0:29:44 > 0:29:46- What have you got?- Brown sauce.
0:29:47 > 0:29:52Right, where's the brown sauce? Do you like brown sauce, Leon?
0:29:52 > 0:29:56You do now, here you go. Ten seconds. Go!
0:29:57 > 0:30:00One... Two...
0:30:01 > 0:30:05Three... Four... Five...
0:30:06 > 0:30:08He's going for six! Can he swallow it?
0:30:08 > 0:30:12- What was it like?- Disgusting.
0:30:12 > 0:30:15That's what we like to hear. How many did you get, six?
0:30:15 > 0:30:17One, two, three, four, five, six.
0:30:17 > 0:30:20The person that's going to win this
0:30:20 > 0:30:24is the person that downs the pint and puts the empty glass on their head.
0:30:24 > 0:30:27But first, let me get out Dick's mick stick mixers!
0:30:27 > 0:30:30Here they are, look at them. Big ones, aren't they?
0:30:30 > 0:30:32I like 'em on full speed.
0:30:32 > 0:30:34Right, hold your glass...
0:30:34 > 0:30:35Let's mix!
0:30:35 > 0:30:38DRILLING
0:30:47 > 0:30:51It's broken! Look what you've done to my mixer, Mark!
0:30:53 > 0:30:55You know what you're going to get for that, don't you?!
0:30:55 > 0:30:57SHE GAGS REVOLTINGLY
0:30:57 > 0:30:59LAUGHTER
0:31:00 > 0:31:01Save that for later.
0:31:01 > 0:31:05Right then, here we go.
0:31:05 > 0:31:09First one to put it on their head empty is the winner. Go!
0:31:13 > 0:31:15It's Mark!
0:31:15 > 0:31:16CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:31:18 > 0:31:23Sorry, Leon. But thank you anyway. You were a good sport. Off you go.
0:31:23 > 0:31:26Take the brown sauce with you, enjoy that. Off you go.
0:31:26 > 0:31:29But Mark, come with me over here!
0:31:29 > 0:31:31Cos that means that you...
0:31:34 > 0:31:38..you've got 20 seconds to...Hoopla!
0:31:38 > 0:31:40JAUNTY MUSIC
0:31:57 > 0:32:00Oh, he's a rum lad, this one. We'll see you in the Finaleval later.
0:32:00 > 0:32:02Off you go, kid clowns, take him away.
0:32:04 > 0:32:08- Gypsy! Gypsy!- What?!- You'll never guess who's up on that main stage!
0:32:08 > 0:32:11- Who?- It's Cover Drive!
0:32:11 > 0:32:13CHEERING
0:32:23 > 0:32:28# It's not a science now, it's just the way it goes
0:32:28 > 0:32:33# You spin me all around, no gravity, no ground
0:32:33 > 0:32:38# My world is your snow globe, you turn me upside down
0:32:38 > 0:32:42# You know I like the shake, you make my heart quake
0:32:42 > 0:32:46# You speak, and I'm crumbling, you move, and I'm fluttering
0:32:46 > 0:32:50# Slowly I'm losing control
0:32:50 > 0:32:52# I feel it banging
0:32:52 > 0:32:54# Got me vibrating
0:32:55 > 0:33:00# You got me and I'm falling so don't let me go
0:33:00 > 0:33:04# No-one can save me No-one can fix me
0:33:04 > 0:33:09# It hit me now, I feel like I'm going to explode
0:33:09 > 0:33:11# Oh, oh, oh
0:33:11 > 0:33:14# Oh, oh, oh
0:33:14 > 0:33:18# It hit me now, I feel like I'm going to explode
0:33:23 > 0:33:27# You're looking in my face and I can't keep it down
0:33:27 > 0:33:32# I let the words escape, I've gone and shout it out
0:33:32 > 0:33:37# No-one can help myself, I can't control it babe
0:33:37 > 0:33:41# I feel it building up, you got me blown away
0:33:41 > 0:33:46# You speak, and I'm crumbling You move, and I'm fluttering
0:33:46 > 0:33:48# Slowly I'm losing control
0:33:50 > 0:33:55# I feel it banging, got me vibrating
0:33:55 > 0:33:59# You got me and I'm falling, so don't let me go
0:33:59 > 0:34:03# No-one can save me No-one can fix me
0:34:03 > 0:34:09# It hit me now, I feel like I'm going to explode
0:34:09 > 0:34:11# Oh, oh, oh
0:34:11 > 0:34:13# Oh, oh, oh
0:34:13 > 0:34:17# It hit me Now I feel like I'm going to explode
0:34:17 > 0:34:22# Oh my head light Spinning all night
0:34:22 > 0:34:27# Ground shakes You take my breath from me baby
0:34:27 > 0:34:30# Oh look what you've done
0:34:30 > 0:34:32# I am coming undone
0:34:32 > 0:34:36# The magic that you got, got is blocking me now
0:34:36 > 0:34:39# I feel it banging
0:34:39 > 0:34:42# Got me vibrating
0:34:42 > 0:34:44# You got me and I'm falling
0:34:44 > 0:34:46# So don't let me go
0:34:46 > 0:34:48# No-one can save me
0:34:48 > 0:34:50# No-one can fix me
0:34:50 > 0:34:56# It hit me Now I feel like I'm going to explode
0:34:56 > 0:34:58# Oh oh oh
0:34:59 > 0:35:01# Oh oh oh
0:35:01 > 0:35:05# It hit me Now I feel like I'm going to explode
0:35:05 > 0:35:08# Oh oh oh
0:35:08 > 0:35:11# Oh oh oh
0:35:11 > 0:35:15# It hit me, now I feel like I'm going to explode. #
0:35:15 > 0:35:20CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:35:23 > 0:35:26That was all right, wasn't it? Cover Drive, yeah, they're good at cricket.
0:35:26 > 0:35:30Listen, I've written a song myself. It's taken me three years.
0:35:30 > 0:35:31I'll play it for you now.
0:35:31 > 0:35:32HE PLAYS RANDOM TUNE
0:35:32 > 0:35:35# Rope, rope, hello, got rope... #
0:35:37 > 0:35:39If you want some more, I've got it in the van.
0:35:39 > 0:35:43Who'll be joining cool, calm Karen, first-rate Rebecca
0:35:43 > 0:35:46and mildly messy Mark in our Finaleval?
0:35:46 > 0:35:50Well, let's find out, as we play Roger Malcolm's Hat Full Of Fear!
0:35:50 > 0:35:54CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:35:54 > 0:35:58It's me, Roger Malcolm. Hello, you, you've had a haircut.
0:35:58 > 0:36:00It looks awful!
0:36:00 > 0:36:03Let's meet today's first contestant. Here she is. What's your name?
0:36:03 > 0:36:07- Summah.- Summah. My least favourite of the seasons. I like thunder and lightning
0:36:07 > 0:36:09and spooky weather. Summah, do you spook easily?
0:36:09 > 0:36:11- No, not really.- Boo!
0:36:11 > 0:36:13Oh, no, she's correct.
0:36:13 > 0:36:16She doesn't spook easily. You're playing for this, the Golden Hoopla.
0:36:16 > 0:36:19It's very exciting. You might win a part in our lovely Finaleval.
0:36:19 > 0:36:22- Would you want to be in the Finaleval?- Yes.
0:36:22 > 0:36:26OK, only the bravest people make it through my terrifying ghost train.
0:36:26 > 0:36:29What you've got to do is keep the juice that's in your headgear within your headgear.
0:36:29 > 0:36:33- Do you understand, Summah?- Yep. - Spillages, they're no good.
0:36:33 > 0:36:35You've got to hold onto it.
0:36:35 > 0:36:37No, not allowed to hold onto it, what am I saying?
0:36:37 > 0:36:40The spooks have got to me. When you go through the doors,
0:36:40 > 0:36:43you have to hold onto the bar of misery and not touch your helmet.
0:36:43 > 0:36:44If you touch your helmet,
0:36:44 > 0:36:47I'll see because I've got spies working in there for me.
0:36:47 > 0:36:48Do you understand that bit?
0:36:48 > 0:36:52- Yeah.- Right, I can't let you out of my ghost train without a little ding.
0:36:52 > 0:36:53So...
0:36:53 > 0:36:57# Gimme that, gimme that gimme, gimme, gimme that
0:36:57 > 0:36:59# Gimme that Gimme that, gimme, gimme that
0:36:59 > 0:37:01# Gimme that thing gimme, gimme, gimme that
0:37:01 > 0:37:04# Gimme, gimme, gimme that thing That's right. #
0:37:04 > 0:37:08Oh, that's a lovely little singsong. Right, Summah, now shove off.
0:37:08 > 0:37:10There she goes.
0:37:10 > 0:37:12HE CACKLES
0:37:13 > 0:37:16EVIL CACKLING
0:37:16 > 0:37:18What's going on in there?
0:37:18 > 0:37:21I don't know, but it's horrible. Horrible.
0:37:23 > 0:37:26- GHOSTLY VOICE: - 'You've got to get a job one day.'
0:37:26 > 0:37:31SPOOKY NOISES/THUNDER
0:37:34 > 0:37:35SCREAMING
0:37:35 > 0:37:38SIREN
0:37:41 > 0:37:43MAN SCREAMS
0:37:43 > 0:37:46You cheat! You're cheating.
0:37:46 > 0:37:48I see you cheating.
0:37:52 > 0:37:54Oooh, Summah!
0:37:54 > 0:37:57CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:37:57 > 0:38:00Well, up you jump, Summah, up you jump.
0:38:03 > 0:38:07- While you step out, I'm going to check out... Gabriel?- Yes, master?
0:38:07 > 0:38:11- Was there any cheating inside there? - Yes, there was lots of cheating.
0:38:11 > 0:38:14She held her helmet all the way round. Lots of touching.
0:38:14 > 0:38:18Gabriel, I'm shocked and stunned at this information.
0:38:18 > 0:38:22Summah, remove your hands, if you will, for a moment. Hands down.
0:38:22 > 0:38:28Whoops-a-daisy! That's what cheats get in my game. Summah, don't worry.
0:38:28 > 0:38:30I did warn you not to touch the helmet,
0:38:30 > 0:38:32and I've been informed by my spies that you did.
0:38:32 > 0:38:38OK, you've got...ooh, ten of your Earth millimetres.
0:38:38 > 0:38:42Not bad. Let's have a big round of applause for Summah. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:38:42 > 0:38:45Of course, it's not over till the fat lady sings,
0:38:45 > 0:38:48but we haven't got a fat lady and she's not singing,
0:38:48 > 0:38:50but what we've got is contestant number two.
0:38:50 > 0:38:55- Hello, contestant number two. She's all grown up. What's your name?- Mim.
0:38:55 > 0:38:58That's a funny name, isn't it? Do people tell you it's a funny name?
0:38:58 > 0:38:59- Yes.- Good.
0:38:59 > 0:39:02OK, because it is. Right, you know the rules of the game.
0:39:02 > 0:39:04You can't spill juice from your headgear.
0:39:04 > 0:39:06Whatever you must do, you must not touch the helmet once you go
0:39:06 > 0:39:09through the exciting doors into the land of misery.
0:39:09 > 0:39:11Do you understand me?
0:39:11 > 0:39:15- Yes.- Before I send you into my nasty little ghost train,
0:39:15 > 0:39:17I've got to have a ding, so...
0:39:17 > 0:39:20# Gimme, gimme, gimme that ding. #
0:39:20 > 0:39:25Nice. All right, then, Mim, I've enjoyed talking to you, but shove off!
0:39:31 > 0:39:33THUNDER
0:39:33 > 0:39:35SCREAMING
0:39:35 > 0:39:37- GHOSTLY VOICE:- 'The remote controls have all gone away.'
0:39:37 > 0:39:39EVIL CACKLING
0:39:39 > 0:39:41SCREAMING
0:39:41 > 0:39:43SPOOKY NOISES
0:39:43 > 0:39:45GROWLING
0:39:45 > 0:39:48SCREAMING
0:39:48 > 0:39:51CACKLING
0:39:51 > 0:39:53SIREN
0:39:57 > 0:39:59'No!'
0:40:00 > 0:40:03SPOOKY NOISES CONTINUE
0:40:06 > 0:40:10CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:40:12 > 0:40:15- Gabriel, don't frighten the audience. - Sorry, master.
0:40:15 > 0:40:19Mim looks like she's got quite a lot, but Gabriel, was there any cheating?
0:40:19 > 0:40:22No, she was very good. She never touched her helmet.
0:40:22 > 0:40:25She never touched her helmet? Come on, love, get out of there.
0:40:25 > 0:40:27That's it.
0:40:27 > 0:40:31Look at the muck all over you. Stand there, Mim. Thank you very much.
0:40:31 > 0:40:35You're taking it very seriously. She's like a young Tessa Sanderson.
0:40:35 > 0:40:37Right. Here we go...
0:40:37 > 0:40:4050 of your Earth millimetres.
0:40:40 > 0:40:43Ooh! She did very well indeed, give Mim some applause.
0:40:43 > 0:40:46CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:40:47 > 0:40:52So, I'm very sorry, Summah, but I'm afraid Mim is going to
0:40:52 > 0:40:54go through to the Finaleval, are you excited?
0:40:54 > 0:40:57- Yes.- You don't own very convincing.
0:40:57 > 0:40:59Would you like to step down there?
0:40:59 > 0:41:01- I'm going to make you hoopla.- Really?
0:41:01 > 0:41:03This should be a tremendous amount of fun.
0:41:03 > 0:41:08- Right, there's your hoopla there, my dear.- Thanks!
0:41:08 > 0:41:11And I'm going to do a little bit of singing for you. Music.
0:41:11 > 0:41:14# Gimme that, gimme that, gimme, gimme, gimme that
0:41:14 > 0:41:16# Gimme that ding gimme that, gimme, gimme that
0:41:16 > 0:41:19# Gimme that thing gimme that, gimme, gimme that
0:41:19 > 0:41:21# Gimme, gimme, gimme that thing. #
0:41:21 > 0:41:27Lovely. Isn't that lovely? We'll see you in the Finaleval, my dear.
0:41:27 > 0:41:34- But now, it's Bambolina and Dodo. - The clowns...!- Where's Bambolina?
0:41:34 > 0:41:35She's over there.
0:41:35 > 0:41:39CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:42:13 > 0:42:15LAUGHTER
0:42:30 > 0:42:35"TWINKLE LITTLE STAR" THEME
0:42:52 > 0:42:54SONG ENDS
0:42:56 > 0:42:59APPLAUSE
0:42:59 > 0:43:02ORCHESTRAL MUSIC
0:43:13 > 0:43:16LAUGHTER
0:43:16 > 0:43:19HARP PLAYS
0:43:26 > 0:43:30SMACK! LAUGHTER
0:43:30 > 0:43:32SMACK!
0:43:32 > 0:43:34LAUGHTER
0:43:34 > 0:43:37SOFT ORCHESTRAL MUSIC
0:43:43 > 0:43:45WHACK!
0:43:45 > 0:43:47LAUGHTER AND GROANING
0:43:56 > 0:43:59WHACK! LAUGHTER
0:44:07 > 0:44:10GENTLE PIANO MUSIC STARTS
0:44:45 > 0:44:49APPLAUSE
0:44:56 > 0:44:58SMACK!
0:44:58 > 0:45:01PIANO MUSIC CONTINUES
0:45:19 > 0:45:23LAUGHTER
0:46:02 > 0:46:05PIANO MUSIC STOPS
0:46:05 > 0:46:10CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:46:30 > 0:46:3310 seconds. What did you think about that?
0:46:33 > 0:46:36Awesome. Erm...dunno.
0:46:36 > 0:46:38- Just awesome. - QUACKING
0:46:38 > 0:46:40- It was brilliant. - MOOING
0:46:40 > 0:46:42Funny. Er...
0:46:42 > 0:46:44BAAA
0:46:44 > 0:46:45Dunno.
0:46:45 > 0:46:46GONG
0:46:46 > 0:46:48HE SLURS: And now it's time for this.
0:46:48 > 0:46:51Ladies and gentlemen...it's here.
0:46:51 > 0:46:54- It's coming. It's the Fin... - RECORD SCRATCH
0:46:54 > 0:46:56Ladies and gentlemen. In the game you're about to see,
0:46:56 > 0:47:00no men, women, children, clowns or ferrets were harmed.
0:47:00 > 0:47:02Not even a little teeny bit. Enjoy!
0:47:02 > 0:47:04..aleval!
0:47:04 > 0:47:06APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:47:08 > 0:47:12BOTH: It's the Finaleval!
0:47:12 > 0:47:15Yes, we are moments away from finding out who's going to be
0:47:15 > 0:47:19the winner of the Golden Hoopla trophy.
0:47:19 > 0:47:21And here's the Finalevalists.
0:47:21 > 0:47:23There's Mark,
0:47:23 > 0:47:24there's Mim,
0:47:24 > 0:47:26there's Karen,
0:47:26 > 0:47:29and not forgetting Rebecca.
0:47:30 > 0:47:32Well done, take your places.
0:47:32 > 0:47:35So, without any further ado, let's start round one.
0:47:37 > 0:47:38# Hoopla!
0:47:38 > 0:47:40Yes, you're going to be taking part
0:47:40 > 0:47:42in our challenges and get eliminated one by one.
0:47:42 > 0:47:46The first round is called Brush Your Teeth.
0:47:46 > 0:47:48You have 30 seconds to do that as best you possibly can,
0:47:48 > 0:47:52because, Mim, the BBC won't be very happy
0:47:52 > 0:47:56if they find out there's someone in the Finaleval with plaque!
0:47:56 > 0:47:59So, you've all got to try your hardest.
0:47:59 > 0:48:02The better that you try,
0:48:02 > 0:48:04the higher scores you will get, OK?
0:48:04 > 0:48:08And those scores are going to be awarded to you
0:48:08 > 0:48:10by our panel of esteemed judges over there,
0:48:10 > 0:48:13members of the general public, and of course,
0:48:13 > 0:48:15the head judge himself, Mr Mike Pooh.
0:48:15 > 0:48:18- Hello, Mike.- All right?- Yeah.
0:48:18 > 0:48:20Are you happy with these contestants?
0:48:20 > 0:48:23- Yeah, get on with it. - Fair enough.- 30 seconds start now!
0:48:23 > 0:48:24Go!
0:48:24 > 0:48:26Come on! Come on.
0:48:26 > 0:48:28Come on, we don't want any plaque.
0:48:28 > 0:48:31The more froth you get, the more points you get.
0:48:31 > 0:48:34The more dribbly bits, the more points you get.
0:48:34 > 0:48:36Come on, who's going to win?
0:48:38 > 0:48:40Put your wrist into it!
0:48:40 > 0:48:42Come on, look at that.
0:48:42 > 0:48:43Look at him.
0:48:50 > 0:48:523, 2, 1...
0:48:52 > 0:48:54BOTH: STOP!
0:48:56 > 0:48:59OK. There's definitely some dribbly bits there.
0:48:59 > 0:49:03I think so. So, starting with Mark over there, esteemed judges,
0:49:03 > 0:49:07find out your scores, please, for Mark.
0:49:07 > 0:49:08Ready? Go.
0:49:09 > 0:49:12Wow, that's 28 points. Well done.
0:49:12 > 0:49:15And Mim there has got very fresh breath,
0:49:15 > 0:49:17but what's the points for Mim?
0:49:17 > 0:49:20Next one...ready? Go!
0:49:20 > 0:49:2320 points. Oh, 23 points.
0:49:23 > 0:49:26- 23!- There we go. Well done. 23 points.
0:49:26 > 0:49:27Now over to Karen.
0:49:29 > 0:49:31Ready? Go!
0:49:31 > 0:49:32What is the score?
0:49:35 > 0:49:37HE BABBLES
0:49:37 > 0:49:39Come on, add it up quicker!
0:49:39 > 0:49:419 + 7 is...
0:49:41 > 0:49:43You useless layabouts, come on!
0:49:43 > 0:49:44- 33!- 33.
0:49:44 > 0:49:4633, right.
0:49:46 > 0:49:49- Well done.- And finally, little Rebecca on the end.- Aw, Rebecca.
0:49:49 > 0:49:53- Hang on a minute. What happened? - I have no idea.
0:49:53 > 0:49:56Well, everyone else has got big, frothy, dribbly bits,
0:49:56 > 0:50:00- but what have you got? - I have no idea. I can't see myself.
0:50:00 > 0:50:03Well, let's find out. It's down to Mike Pooh and the other judges.
0:50:03 > 0:50:04Come on, then. Let's find out.
0:50:04 > 0:50:07Ready? Go.
0:50:07 > 0:50:11Oh...5, 5...that's 14... 26 points! So.
0:50:12 > 0:50:17The person with the lowest score, only getting 23...
0:50:17 > 0:50:19was Mim.
0:50:19 > 0:50:21Mim!
0:50:21 > 0:50:23You're being eliminated, Mim.
0:50:23 > 0:50:25The kid clowns will take you away and you're going to go
0:50:25 > 0:50:27and ride the lion with no pride.
0:50:27 > 0:50:30THEY CACKLE
0:50:33 > 0:50:35Don't forget your 20p!
0:50:40 > 0:50:44LION PLAYS JOLLY MUSIC
0:50:46 > 0:50:47Doesn't she look lovely?
0:50:55 > 0:50:56Right, so.
0:50:57 > 0:51:01Let's stop all that nonsense, cos it's time for round two.
0:51:01 > 0:51:03# Hoopla!
0:51:03 > 0:51:07Step forward. Round two is called I'm The Best In The World.
0:51:07 > 0:51:10You'll hear a piece of music. When you hear the breaks,
0:51:10 > 0:51:12we'll tell you to do something.
0:51:12 > 0:51:16Do it t the best of your ability to not get eliminated.
0:51:16 > 0:51:18Let's play round two. Play the music!
0:51:18 > 0:51:20# I am the best in the world
0:51:20 > 0:51:22# The best in the world
0:51:22 > 0:51:23# The very best at... #
0:51:23 > 0:51:26Bad wedding dancing, Mark.
0:51:26 > 0:51:27Go!
0:51:28 > 0:51:34Remember, the more effort you put in, the higher the score.
0:51:34 > 0:51:36Proper dad dancing, that. Impress your judges.
0:51:36 > 0:51:40- They're there to be impressed. - Yeah, next, please.- Karen.
0:51:41 > 0:51:43Bad wedding dancing!
0:51:46 > 0:51:48It's OK. It's all right.
0:51:54 > 0:51:55Next one, please.
0:51:55 > 0:51:56Rebecca.
0:51:56 > 0:51:58Ooh! Hey.
0:51:59 > 0:52:01That's bad! Oh.
0:52:04 > 0:52:05Well done. Very good. OK.
0:52:05 > 0:52:07That's the end of that round.
0:52:07 > 0:52:08# I am the best in the world
0:52:08 > 0:52:10# The best in the world
0:52:10 > 0:52:11# The very best at... #
0:52:11 > 0:52:14Looking like you're sucking on a lemon.
0:52:14 > 0:52:16Go. Ooh!
0:52:16 > 0:52:19Ooh, he's a lemon-sucker, ladies and gentlemen.
0:52:19 > 0:52:20He had lemon juice earlier with Gypsy.
0:52:22 > 0:52:23Loves it.
0:52:23 > 0:52:25- Next.- OK, well done.
0:52:25 > 0:52:28Ooh, she's sucking on that lemon, ladies and gentlemen.
0:52:28 > 0:52:30I don't think she likes the pith.
0:52:32 > 0:52:33Neeext!
0:52:33 > 0:52:34Rebecca.
0:52:34 > 0:52:38- Oh! Ohhh. It's tart. - It's very tart.
0:52:38 > 0:52:40- It's tart.- They like it.
0:52:40 > 0:52:43Oh, embarrassed. A bit embarrassed at the end.
0:52:43 > 0:52:44# I am the best in the world... #
0:52:44 > 0:52:46That's the end of that round. Let's start the next.
0:52:46 > 0:52:49# The very best at...
0:52:49 > 0:52:51Walking an out of control dog.
0:52:51 > 0:52:54LAUGHTER
0:52:54 > 0:52:58- Oh, my.- He's a good 'un! - Look at that dog. Oh!
0:52:59 > 0:53:01Oh, it's gone crazy.
0:53:01 > 0:53:03- Next, please.- Karen!
0:53:04 > 0:53:07Oh. Ohhh! Careful.
0:53:07 > 0:53:11- It's a big dog!- Remember, you have to impress the judges.- Who's next?
0:53:11 > 0:53:17- Rebecca.- Rebecca. Oh, it's a crazy dog!- It's totally out of control.
0:53:17 > 0:53:19Oh, she's pulling it back! She's got it.
0:53:21 > 0:53:23- And that's it!- OK, that's it.
0:53:23 > 0:53:25# I was the best in the world... #
0:53:25 > 0:53:26Well done.
0:53:26 > 0:53:28# The best thing ever
0:53:28 > 0:53:30# The best thing in the world. #
0:53:30 > 0:53:33So, you did some very good best things,
0:53:33 > 0:53:37but who was the best at being the best? Over to our judges.
0:53:37 > 0:53:39Out of all three performances,
0:53:39 > 0:53:42- can we have your scores for Mark? - For Mark. Right, here we go.
0:53:42 > 0:53:46This is very good. That's 28...34.
0:53:46 > 0:53:4834 points for Mark.
0:53:48 > 0:53:51Karen, that's a high score to beat. Karen's scores, please.
0:53:51 > 0:53:54Right, you ready? Karen's scores, here we go.
0:53:54 > 0:53:56- Here you go, Karen.- OK.
0:53:56 > 0:54:00- All right, you got it?- 30 points!
0:54:00 > 0:54:0130 points.
0:54:01 > 0:54:05Now, Rebecca, you have to get a higher score than 30 points.
0:54:05 > 0:54:09If you do, you join Mark in the final of the Finaleval.
0:54:09 > 0:54:13If you get lower than 30, you will have to leave
0:54:13 > 0:54:16and go on the lion with no pride.
0:54:16 > 0:54:18- Lets see those scores!- Go.
0:54:18 > 0:54:20It's a runaway success!
0:54:20 > 0:54:21- Well done.- Well done, Rebecca!
0:54:21 > 0:54:24Karen, I'm very sorry. Off you go.
0:54:24 > 0:54:27You have to go and join the clowns.
0:54:28 > 0:54:31Go and ride that lion.
0:54:31 > 0:54:32It's got no pride.
0:54:37 > 0:54:39Will she ride it with pride?
0:54:39 > 0:54:43LION PLAYS JOLLY MUSIC
0:54:43 > 0:54:44APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:54:52 > 0:54:56And now, the moment you've all been waiting for.
0:54:56 > 0:54:58It's the final of the Finaleval.
0:54:58 > 0:55:01APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:55:10 > 0:55:14- Yes.- Yes, and here they are. We have Mark...
0:55:14 > 0:55:16CHEERING
0:55:16 > 0:55:21- ..and Rebecca, both sporting their finalist rosettes.- Yes.
0:55:21 > 0:55:24Right, Mark and Rebecca. You'll see there are eight bins behind you.
0:55:24 > 0:55:30In seven of those bins you will find some treasure! Yes.
0:55:30 > 0:55:35But in one of those bins is a clown, a very wrong clown called Cyril.
0:55:35 > 0:55:39- If you find Cyril, you lose!- So...
0:55:40 > 0:55:44The first person to be starting this game
0:55:44 > 0:55:46is the one with the highest points in the last round.
0:55:46 > 0:55:48Which was...
0:55:49 > 0:55:50..Rebecca.
0:55:53 > 0:55:54Rebecca...
0:55:56 > 0:55:57Choose carefully.
0:55:57 > 0:56:01Which bin ISN'T Cyril in?
0:56:02 > 0:56:05Number two?
0:56:07 > 0:56:09- Number two. - She's going with number two.
0:56:09 > 0:56:10Good luck.
0:56:12 > 0:56:16Go on, Rebecca. Go towards the bin and lift off the lid.
0:56:16 > 0:56:17Put your hand on the lid.
0:56:17 > 0:56:20Aaargh!
0:56:20 > 0:56:22CROWD SHOUTS
0:56:22 > 0:56:25LOUD ROCK MUSIC AND SHOUTING
0:56:27 > 0:56:29That wasn't very nice, was it?
0:56:34 > 0:56:36BUZZING
0:56:39 > 0:56:40Cheers, mate.
0:56:40 > 0:56:42- Oh, I thought I was a goner then. - It's all right, mate.
0:56:42 > 0:56:45But that means we have a winner.
0:56:45 > 0:56:51The master of the hoop, the winner of Hoopla! is Mark!
0:56:51 > 0:56:54APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:56:54 > 0:56:56Congratulations, Mark.
0:56:56 > 0:57:00You are the master of the hoop, the winner of the trophy.
0:57:00 > 0:57:01How do you feel?
0:57:01 > 0:57:03Epic!
0:57:03 > 0:57:05CHILDREN SHOUT
0:57:05 > 0:57:07Aaargh!
0:57:07 > 0:57:09SHOUTING AND LOUD MUSIC
0:57:09 > 0:57:10I don't believe it!
0:57:10 > 0:57:13ALL: Aaargh!
0:57:17 > 0:57:21Mark has been turned into a kid clown!
0:57:21 > 0:57:23Hey, Mark.
0:57:23 > 0:57:27You might as well join our carnival.
0:57:27 > 0:57:30BOTH: For ever!
0:57:30 > 0:57:32Thank you very much to all of the guests today,
0:57:32 > 0:57:36including Ashleigh and Pudsey, and not forgetting Le Navet Bete.
0:57:36 > 0:57:39Also Bambolina and Dodo, and also
0:57:39 > 0:57:40Cover Drive. What great music.
0:57:40 > 0:57:44But most sincerely to the people of Piddle Under Cheesecloth.
0:57:44 > 0:57:47Not forgetting the Pooh Brothers as well!
0:57:47 > 0:57:49Thank you very much, Pooh Brothers.
0:57:49 > 0:57:52Next time the Hoopla might be coming to a town near you. Hoopla!
0:57:52 > 0:57:55CROWD: HOOPLA!
0:57:55 > 0:57:56# Hoopla!
0:57:56 > 0:57:58Dick and Dom would like to point out
0:57:58 > 0:58:01that Rebecca survived her encounter with Cyril
0:58:01 > 0:58:03and has been unable to stop giggling since.
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