0:00:02 > 0:00:03Hoopla!
0:00:03 > 0:00:05# Fire up the van and hit the open road
0:00:05 > 0:00:09# We're putting on a show from a travelling abode
0:00:09 > 0:00:11# Fabulous feats that are crazy and colourful
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Prepare to be amazed by the weird and the wonderful
0:00:14 > 0:00:16# Hoopla
0:00:16 > 0:00:19# Everybody shout Hoopla
0:00:19 > 0:00:21# All together now Hoopla
0:00:21 > 0:00:25# Everybody loves Hoopla
0:00:25 > 0:00:29# There'll be magic mayhem mystery suspense
0:00:29 > 0:00:31# Prizes surprises it's going to be immense
0:00:31 > 0:00:35# From Matlock to Margate Pontefract to Perth
0:00:35 > 0:00:37# It's simply going to be the greatest show on Earth
0:00:37 > 0:00:39# Hoopla
0:00:39 > 0:00:42# Everybody shout Hoopla
0:00:42 > 0:00:45# All together now Hoopla
0:00:45 > 0:00:49# Everybody loves Hoopla. #
0:00:51 > 0:00:52WIND WHISTLES
0:01:02 > 0:01:03TYRES SCREECH
0:01:08 > 0:01:12- Hoopla! AUDIENCE:- Hoopla.
0:01:12 > 0:01:16APPLAUSE
0:01:16 > 0:01:20DRUM ROLL
0:01:23 > 0:01:28XYLOPHONE MUSIC
0:01:40 > 0:01:42SILENCE!
0:01:42 > 0:01:43COUGHING
0:01:49 > 0:01:52FANFARE AND APPLAUSE
0:01:52 > 0:01:54Hoopla!
0:01:54 > 0:01:57Hello, one and all, and welcome to the show!
0:01:57 > 0:02:02- This week coming to you live from the town of...- Live-ish!
0:02:02 > 0:02:04From the town of Badsisters!
0:02:04 > 0:02:06CHEERS
0:02:06 > 0:02:08Welcome to the fairground!
0:02:08 > 0:02:11This week again, somebody's going to be leaving with the solid gold
0:02:11 > 0:02:14Hoopla trophy, and it's made out of solid gold chewing gum wrappers!
0:02:14 > 0:02:18- AUDIENCE: Ooh! - Oh! And crank it up, Rodney!
0:02:18 > 0:02:22And we have got some of THE best acts on the planet
0:02:22 > 0:02:23for your delectation and delight.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26You're going to love Matt Pang...
0:02:26 > 0:02:30It looks like I'm going to fall on you... I am.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33We've also got Slightly Fat Features...
0:02:33 > 0:02:37You're all looking at us like this...
0:02:37 > 0:02:40And, ask your mum and dad about them, cos they're a great band,
0:02:40 > 0:02:44they're still with us, it's the Brotherhood Of Man!
0:02:44 > 0:02:45# Kisses for me
0:02:45 > 0:02:48# Save all your kisses for me... #
0:02:48 > 0:02:52But now, whatever you do, don't try and copy this next act.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55It's time to release the Disco Clown!
0:02:55 > 0:02:57APPLAUSE
0:02:57 > 0:03:00MUSIC: "Le Freak" by Chic
0:03:00 > 0:03:02# Freak out!
0:03:05 > 0:03:08# Have you heard about the new dance craze?
0:03:08 > 0:03:13# Listen to us, I'm sure you'll be amazed
0:03:13 > 0:03:16# Big fun to be had by everyone
0:03:16 > 0:03:21# Allow us, we'll show you the way
0:03:21 > 0:03:22# Oh, freak out! #
0:03:22 > 0:03:25MUSIC: "Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough" by Michael Jackson
0:03:29 > 0:03:31# Keep on with the force don't stop
0:03:31 > 0:03:33# Don't stop 'til you get enough
0:03:33 > 0:03:35# Keep on with the force don't stop
0:03:35 > 0:03:37# Don't stop 'til you get enough
0:03:43 > 0:03:45# Ooh! #
0:03:45 > 0:03:47MUSIC: "Stayin' Alive" by Bee Gees
0:03:47 > 0:03:48# Stayin' alive
0:03:48 > 0:03:50# Stayin' alive
0:03:50 > 0:03:52# Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin'
0:03:52 > 0:03:53# And we're stayin' alive,
0:03:53 > 0:03:54# Stayin' alive
0:03:54 > 0:03:56# Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive
0:03:57 > 0:03:59# Stayin' alive
0:03:59 > 0:04:01# Ah, ha, ha, ha... #
0:04:01 > 0:04:03MUSIC: "Disco Inferno" by The Trammps
0:04:03 > 0:04:05# Disco inferno
0:04:05 > 0:04:07# Burn baby burn
0:04:07 > 0:04:09# Burn that mama down
0:04:09 > 0:04:11# Burn baby burn
0:04:11 > 0:04:12# Disco inferno
0:04:12 > 0:04:14# Burn baby burn... #
0:04:14 > 0:04:16MUSIC: "Boogie Wonderland" by Earth, Wind and Fire
0:04:16 > 0:04:17# Dance
0:04:18 > 0:04:22# Boogie Wonderland
0:04:22 > 0:04:23# Hey, hey
0:04:23 > 0:04:25# Dance
0:04:27 > 0:04:31# Boogie Wonderland. #
0:04:31 > 0:04:34APPLAUSE
0:04:46 > 0:04:52Here. Come on! Ten seconds to tell us what you thought about that.
0:04:52 > 0:04:53That was amazing.
0:04:53 > 0:04:54Ha ha.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56That doesn't concern you! Don't look at that.
0:04:56 > 0:05:01- DICK MAKES CHOKING NOISES - What else?
0:05:01 > 0:05:02Fantastic.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04Can someone tell me what's going on?
0:05:04 > 0:05:05Now it's time for this.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08The road to the Finaleval starts here.
0:05:08 > 0:05:13It's time for our first game - the Hand of Cackamanga!
0:05:13 > 0:05:14APPLAUSE
0:05:14 > 0:05:18One of these fine people could be winning another golden Hoopla hoop,
0:05:18 > 0:05:20as long as they keep away from the...
0:05:20 > 0:05:28BOTH: Hand of Cackamangaaaaa!
0:05:29 > 0:05:32Yes, all over my bulbous,
0:05:32 > 0:05:36swollen red hand is Dick's Cackamanga juice.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38Dick has been in the pantry for four hours,
0:05:38 > 0:05:42squeezing the Cackamanga fruit to provide you, the viewer,
0:05:42 > 0:05:45- with Cackamanga juice for this game.- Lovely.
0:05:45 > 0:05:50If you get smeared with it, or marked by it, you're out, OK? Are you ready?
0:05:50 > 0:05:53ALL: Leave us alone!
0:05:53 > 0:05:57The last one standing wins.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00BOTH: Cackamanga!
0:06:00 > 0:06:04# Where's that splodgy hand going to land?
0:06:04 > 0:06:07# We don't know Ca-Cackamanga
0:06:07 > 0:06:09# Drive that dodgem till the sun goes down
0:06:09 > 0:06:12# Drive it good or you'll get Cackamanga'ed
0:06:12 > 0:06:15# They'll progress if they just accelerate
0:06:15 > 0:06:18# Oh! You've been Cackamanga'ed
0:06:18 > 0:06:21# Kapow, you're going to get a splat
0:06:21 > 0:06:23# So deal with that, you're out
0:06:23 > 0:06:24# Cackamanga
0:06:24 > 0:06:28# Ca-Ca-Cackamanga-manga
0:06:30 > 0:06:33# Racing along at four miles an hour
0:06:33 > 0:06:36# Pulling G on this titan of power
0:06:36 > 0:06:39# Come on, we've only got an hour
0:06:39 > 0:06:41# You've been Ca-Cackamanga'ed
0:06:41 > 0:06:45# Ca-Cackamanga
0:06:48 > 0:06:50# Kapow, you've had a splat
0:06:50 > 0:06:53# So deal with that, you're out
0:06:53 > 0:06:56# Come on let's get Cackamanga'ed
0:06:56 > 0:06:59# Yeah, Cack Yeah, Cack
0:06:59 > 0:07:01# Yeeeah!
0:07:03 > 0:07:06# Reload that goo, oh reload that goo
0:07:06 > 0:07:08# Reload that goo
0:07:08 > 0:07:10# Yeah, yeah, reload that goo
0:07:12 > 0:07:14# There's the Cacker's yard
0:07:14 > 0:07:15# Who's on their way?
0:07:15 > 0:07:17# It's not very hard
0:07:17 > 0:07:20# Oh my goodness, say au revoir
0:07:20 > 0:07:23# He-haw he-haw, le main de Cackamanga
0:07:25 > 0:07:28# Take a bow, it's all in the now
0:07:28 > 0:07:31# Your life is ruined by Cackamanga
0:07:31 > 0:07:34# Kerblat, kersplash, splish-splash
0:07:36 > 0:07:38# Only two cars left
0:07:38 > 0:07:39# Who's going to go?
0:07:39 > 0:07:41# It's like they're trying to take it to Monaco
0:07:41 > 0:07:45# We have a winn-e-e-e-er
0:07:45 > 0:07:49# Cackamanga-a-a-a. #
0:07:49 > 0:07:52The winner!
0:07:57 > 0:08:00It's Jasmine! Yeah!
0:08:00 > 0:08:03APPLAUSE
0:08:03 > 0:08:05You're going through to the Finaleval
0:08:05 > 0:08:08at the end of the show, to win prizes that money can't buy.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11- Prizes.- Believe me, money can't buy them. Right!
0:08:11 > 0:08:15There's your golden Hoopla hoop. Three, two, one, Hoopla!
0:08:15 > 0:08:18HOOPLA JINGLE
0:08:32 > 0:08:34Da da da daaa!
0:08:35 > 0:08:36Ooh!
0:08:36 > 0:08:38SQUELCH
0:08:38 > 0:08:40Ha ha ha! You won anyway, don't worry.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42And now for something truly...
0:08:42 > 0:08:45- Amazing. - Do you want to taste it?- No.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48Amamanamana...
0:08:49 > 0:08:50Hey!
0:08:54 > 0:08:56Amanama baba manamana ba.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01Phwoar! There's something funny round here.
0:09:01 > 0:09:05What is it? Oh, it's you.
0:09:05 > 0:09:06Come on, sit down.
0:09:06 > 0:09:10You're going to have the truth told about you, and put on record.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13Please don't sit too close to me, I've just had me breakfast.
0:09:13 > 0:09:14Thank you.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17# Who put salt in the sugar bowl?
0:09:17 > 0:09:19# Who put fireworks in the coal?
0:09:19 > 0:09:22# Who put a real-life toad in the hole?
0:09:22 > 0:09:24# My mother
0:09:24 > 0:09:27# Who put jam in brother's shoe?
0:09:27 > 0:09:30# Who made real caterpillar stew?
0:09:30 > 0:09:32# Who locked Granddad in the loo?
0:09:32 > 0:09:35# My mother
0:09:35 > 0:09:37# My mother said it wasn't she
0:09:37 > 0:09:40# Who put shampoo in Grandma's tea
0:09:40 > 0:09:43# My mother said that it was me
0:09:43 > 0:09:45# My mother's rotten
0:09:45 > 0:09:48# Who squeezed toothpaste round the hall?
0:09:48 > 0:09:51# Who put soot in the baby's ball?
0:09:51 > 0:09:54# Who drew things on the garden wall?
0:09:54 > 0:09:56# My mother
0:09:56 > 0:09:59# Whose pet mouse made Grandma shriek?
0:09:59 > 0:10:01# Who ate glue and couldn't speak?
0:10:01 > 0:10:04# What clever-dick was sick for a week?
0:10:04 > 0:10:07# My mother
0:10:07 > 0:10:09# Who keeps maggots in a tin?
0:10:09 > 0:10:12# Plays the Twist on a violin?
0:10:12 > 0:10:15# Who's been getting at the gin?
0:10:15 > 0:10:17# My mother
0:10:17 > 0:10:20# She looks just like a chimney sweep
0:10:20 > 0:10:24# Though dirt, they say, is just skin-deep
0:10:24 > 0:10:30# I know she's good when she's asleep... #
0:10:30 > 0:10:33But you don't know what she's dreaming about, do you?
0:10:33 > 0:10:36# My lovely, lovely mother. #
0:10:36 > 0:10:39Come on, let's get you out of here before you fall down
0:10:39 > 0:10:40the hole in the middle.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43Come on, take me hand, we're going for a walk.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45'Ere, what've you had in your hand?
0:10:48 > 0:10:50'Ave you? Phwoar.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54APPLAUSE
0:10:59 > 0:11:00If you think that's bad,
0:11:00 > 0:11:03you should see what she did in the burger van.
0:11:03 > 0:11:07Ooh. Now, ladies and gentlemen, it's time for this.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09It's Hoopla game number two.
0:11:09 > 0:11:12The Finaleval winner awaits the brave winner of...
0:11:12 > 0:11:15The Impossible Assault Course of Doom!
0:11:15 > 0:11:19APPLAUSE
0:11:19 > 0:11:22Yeah. Yeah!
0:11:22 > 0:11:24Your chance to win another golden Hoopla hoop
0:11:24 > 0:11:27and get your place in the Finaleval at the end of the show.
0:11:27 > 0:11:30And here we are, look at this, this Assault Course of Doom,
0:11:30 > 0:11:33it's all there, and it is the most difficult assault course
0:11:33 > 0:11:34in the entire world.
0:11:34 > 0:11:38- So these are my players. Who are you? - Molly.- Who are you?- Michael.
0:11:38 > 0:11:43Hello, Molly and Michael. Welcome. This is Sergeant Tony Jamaica.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45And I'm going to go down the course with him now,
0:11:45 > 0:11:47so you can see what you're going to be doing.
0:11:47 > 0:11:48- Pay attention.- Mind the step!
0:11:48 > 0:11:50And then you've got to get round these jammy rods.
0:11:50 > 0:11:53Then you've got to do the buzzy wire, don't touch,
0:11:53 > 0:11:55cos if you do you get a 30-second time penalty.
0:11:55 > 0:11:58The candle's burning the rope, it could chop your head off.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01Get under the taps - don't touch the taps, cos you'll get wet.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03Mind the punchbag, get round it, through the Cackamanga juice,
0:12:03 > 0:12:05and that is the end. Lovely.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07Well, it's going to be even more difficult,
0:12:07 > 0:12:09cos we're going to blindfold you as well.
0:12:09 > 0:12:12The person that's the fastest will be the winner.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14- How many fingers am I holding up? - She can't see nothing.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16- OK.- Completely blindfolded. - Right then.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18And now, just to disorientate you,
0:12:18 > 0:12:20we're going to spin you round a little bit.
0:12:20 > 0:12:24And the audience are going to delight to Sergeant Jamaica dancing.
0:12:24 > 0:12:31MUSIC: "Jingle Bells" ON ELECTRIC GUITAR
0:12:40 > 0:12:42Oh, lovely. Very nice.
0:12:45 > 0:12:48Don't worry, Molly, don't worry, Michael, you didn't miss much.
0:12:48 > 0:12:49OK, so come over here, Molly.
0:12:49 > 0:12:51So, go over the - oops! There's the step.
0:12:51 > 0:12:55- Come over the step. OK, now... - Remember, looking for good effort.
0:12:55 > 0:12:56OK? Good effort.
0:12:56 > 0:13:00- All right. So, what was the first thing? Do you remember?- Um...
0:13:00 > 0:13:03- You have to go and weave...- The jammy rods. OK, that's a good start.
0:13:03 > 0:13:06- Your time starts now.- Right, OK.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08Come on, let's see you work your way through!
0:13:08 > 0:13:11Come on, get on with it, show some motivation!
0:13:11 > 0:13:13Get through! Work your way round!
0:13:13 > 0:13:16Get on with it, what are you doing?
0:13:16 > 0:13:19If you don't want to do it you should've joined the RAF.
0:13:19 > 0:13:22Come on, get here. Hold the rod, hold the rod.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24Remember, try not to touch the iron bar,
0:13:24 > 0:13:27otherwise you'll get an electrocuted penalty point.
0:13:27 > 0:13:2930-second penalty point if you touch it. You've touched it!
0:13:29 > 0:13:34What are you doing?! Is there something wrong with you?
0:13:34 > 0:13:38- All right, go on, move. On the floor.- Guillotine.- Get on!
0:13:38 > 0:13:40Get your knees up!
0:13:40 > 0:13:43- Oh!- All right, keep moving.
0:13:43 > 0:13:44Get up.
0:13:44 > 0:13:47Now remember, what's next is all the pipes, and the shower, OK?
0:13:47 > 0:13:48So don't touch the taps.
0:13:48 > 0:13:52Right, on the floor. Going to crawl it. On the floor, get down.
0:13:52 > 0:13:53- Go.- Get your head down.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56Keep moving. No, don't touch the taps!
0:13:56 > 0:13:59What is wrong with you?
0:13:59 > 0:14:02- You horrible little girl, lie down! - OK, watch out for the punchbag.
0:14:02 > 0:14:07- Punchbag. Watch out. Quick. - Keep going!
0:14:07 > 0:14:11- Oh!- Right.- Over the Cackamanga juice.- The Cackamanga juice!- Ready?
0:14:11 > 0:14:12Stop the clock!
0:14:12 > 0:14:13GONG
0:14:13 > 0:14:15APPLAUSE
0:14:16 > 0:14:19She did really well, she did really well!
0:14:19 > 0:14:23Well, she was quite slow, Michael. It was 1 minute 36 seconds.
0:14:23 > 0:14:26So come with me. Mind the step, mind the step! Get your leg over the step.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29Onto the assault course, right, there you go.
0:14:29 > 0:14:32OK, Michael, looking for good strong effort, OK?
0:14:32 > 0:14:36- Get motivated, let me see your war-face!- Yeah!
0:14:36 > 0:14:37That's it, come on, right!
0:14:37 > 0:14:39Remember, you're right in front of the jammy rods.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41- Your time starts now, go! - Right, go.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43Get on with it, come on, get yourself through, good.
0:14:43 > 0:14:46That is moving, keep moving!
0:14:46 > 0:14:48- Right.- Let me give you... There's your rod!
0:14:48 > 0:14:50There's the rod, but don't touch the...
0:14:50 > 0:14:52BUZZ
0:14:52 > 0:14:54Aah, you touched it! 30-second penalty. Right, under the...
0:14:54 > 0:14:58Keep going, this is good! No, what are you doing?
0:14:58 > 0:15:00You got the guillotine.
0:15:00 > 0:15:04- Get on the floor.- Right.- Get on the floor now!- Get under the taps.
0:15:04 > 0:15:08- Not that way!- Get under...- You stupid man. Not that way!- This way!
0:15:08 > 0:15:11- That way!- Right, under the taps. - Keep moving.
0:15:11 > 0:15:15- Get right under, down more, down more!- Mind the taps.
0:15:15 > 0:15:21- Oh, the taps. Oh!- Come on!- The punchbag, come on!
0:15:21 > 0:15:26- Come back here! Get up on your feet! - Round the punchbag.
0:15:26 > 0:15:29- Come round the punchbag. - Round the punchbag!
0:15:29 > 0:15:32Ha ha ha ha!
0:15:32 > 0:15:33- Stop!- Ah, you've done it!
0:15:33 > 0:15:34GONG
0:15:34 > 0:15:36APPLAUSE
0:15:39 > 0:15:41- OK.- I think you two deserve to see the assault course,
0:15:41 > 0:15:44so lift off the blindfolds, have a look at your assault course.
0:15:44 > 0:15:47That is what you have just done.
0:15:47 > 0:15:48Lovely.
0:15:48 > 0:15:51It was a joke! It was a joke! Did you like the joke?
0:15:51 > 0:15:53Right, the joke took ages.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55But actually, what we REALLY want you to do is take your shoe off
0:15:55 > 0:15:58and put it on your head, first one to do it is the winner. Go!
0:15:58 > 0:16:02- Go.- Come on, get your shoe on your head! What are you doing?
0:16:02 > 0:16:05Put it on your head, you idiot! Keep going! Get it on your head!
0:16:05 > 0:16:08- Hooray, Michael! - He still wins anyway.
0:16:08 > 0:16:09- Oh, fantastic.- Lovely. Marvellous.
0:16:09 > 0:16:12So there we go, here's your golden Hoopla.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14You won the pointless competition. Put that on.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17Ladies and gentlemen, Michael will...
0:16:17 > 0:16:19- Hoopla! - HOOPLA JINGLE
0:16:19 > 0:16:22Get it moving round your hips! You stupid little man.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24If you cannot put in the effort you should've joined the RAF,
0:16:24 > 0:16:26you idiot!
0:16:26 > 0:16:28What is wrong with you?
0:16:28 > 0:16:33I will give you a year in pokey if you don't get this done! Pick it up!
0:16:33 > 0:16:37Pick it up, you idiot! What is wrong? Do it better!
0:16:37 > 0:16:39Get it round you.
0:16:39 > 0:16:44- Yeah, there we are.- Take him away. - Take him away. See you later.
0:16:44 > 0:16:47- End of the show.- Bye-bye. Off you go.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50And now, I know you're particularly excited about this, aren't you?
0:16:50 > 0:16:52Ladies and gentlemen, it's Grunway Thom.
0:16:52 > 0:16:55APPLAUSE
0:16:58 > 0:17:01Hello, my name is Grunway Thom.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03My fist name is Grunway,
0:17:03 > 0:17:07it's like an airport runway with a G at the front, like G-runway.
0:17:07 > 0:17:11And today we're going to show you a classic of street magic.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14It's called Find the Lady.
0:17:14 > 0:17:15AUDIENCE: Ooh!
0:17:15 > 0:17:19It's very simple. Over here, on my right,
0:17:19 > 0:17:20I have nothing.
0:17:20 > 0:17:22Over here, on my left, nothing.
0:17:22 > 0:17:25However, in the middle, I have...
0:17:25 > 0:17:27A lady. There she is.
0:17:27 > 0:17:30- AUDIENCE: Ooh! - Now, these buckets can move around.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32And by moving them around like that,
0:17:32 > 0:17:36you'll leave the lady where she was a moment ago, in the middle.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38Now, you're asking yourself...
0:17:38 > 0:17:41What would've happened if I left the lady over here on my right? Simple.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43That's where she would've been.
0:17:43 > 0:17:46Or she could've been in the middle, which is where she was a moment ago.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49Or she can be over here on my left hand side,
0:17:49 > 0:17:51which is where she is now.
0:17:51 > 0:17:52But let's not complicate things,
0:17:52 > 0:17:55let's leave her where she started, in the middle.
0:17:55 > 0:17:56Thank you.
0:17:56 > 0:18:00Good. I've...ha! You're all looking at us like this...
0:18:00 > 0:18:02LAUGHTER
0:18:02 > 0:18:05Um, sir, over here, man over here, man looking scared. Hello, sir.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07- What's your name, sir?- Andy.- Andy.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09Andy, have you ever played Find the Lady before?
0:18:09 > 0:18:12- Not that I can think of. - Not that you can think of. OK, Andy.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14- We're going to play now, OK?- OK.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16Andy, at the moment, where is the lady?
0:18:16 > 0:18:18- In the middle.- In the middle, there she is.
0:18:18 > 0:18:21Now, Andy, we're going to move the lady around, nice and slowly,
0:18:21 > 0:18:22first time, OK?
0:18:22 > 0:18:23OK, nice and slow.
0:18:26 > 0:18:31- Andy, where is the lady?- On the right.- On the right. My right?- Yeah.
0:18:31 > 0:18:34My right, here. Give Andy a round of applause, he's found the lady!
0:18:34 > 0:18:35APPLAUSE
0:18:35 > 0:18:37Well done, Andy. OK, Andy,
0:18:37 > 0:18:39we're going to go a little bit faster, OK,
0:18:39 > 0:18:40a little bit faster for you, Andy.
0:18:41 > 0:18:46- Andy, where's the lady now?- On your left.- On the left. On my left?
0:18:46 > 0:18:49Sorry, that's a man. We're not playing Find the Man.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51We're playing Find the Lady.
0:18:51 > 0:18:52The lady is still over here
0:18:52 > 0:18:54on my right, OK, Andy?
0:18:54 > 0:18:56- So, where's the lady, Andy? - On your right.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58On my right, well done, there she is.
0:18:58 > 0:18:59And over here on my left?
0:18:59 > 0:19:01- Was a man.- A man? There he is. OK.
0:19:01 > 0:19:03LAUGHTER
0:19:03 > 0:19:05- In the middle?- Nothing.
0:19:05 > 0:19:06No, we've got both, lady and a boy.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08OK, brilliant.
0:19:08 > 0:19:10Now, we'll go one more time, this is the last one, Andy.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12This is the final one. Andy...
0:19:12 > 0:19:14Where is the lady?
0:19:14 > 0:19:17- In the middle. - Ha ha, in the middle?
0:19:17 > 0:19:18Let's have a look.
0:19:18 > 0:19:21Give Andy a round of applause, he's found the lady!
0:19:21 > 0:19:23APPLAUSE
0:19:24 > 0:19:25But we...
0:19:25 > 0:19:30We are Slightly Fat Features, and this is Dick and Dom's Hoopla,
0:19:30 > 0:19:32so we've got a lady over here...
0:19:32 > 0:19:35And we've got a lady over there.
0:19:35 > 0:19:40And that is Slightly Fat Features' Find the Lady!
0:19:40 > 0:19:43APPLAUSE
0:19:44 > 0:19:46Oh. Right.
0:19:46 > 0:19:47Er, right, OK, young man.
0:19:47 > 0:19:51You have ten seconds to review the act you have just seen,
0:19:51 > 0:19:52but you must sing it, all right?
0:19:52 > 0:19:54- Sing your review.- Here we go.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56Um...
0:19:56 > 0:19:58- # Da doo be doo... - Doo be doo...
0:20:00 > 0:20:01# Ba doobie doo-doo
0:20:03 > 0:20:05# Da-doobie-doo-doo. #
0:20:05 > 0:20:08I think you'd all agree that was very moving.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10Now, let's see what else is on today's show.
0:20:10 > 0:20:15Yes, plenty more tip-top Big Top Top Hat entertainment to come from
0:20:15 > 0:20:18Brotherhood Of Man and Matt Pang!
0:20:18 > 0:20:20Plus, loads more Hoopla-style games,
0:20:20 > 0:20:22leading to that all important Finaleval,
0:20:22 > 0:20:26where one lucky winner will receive a prize money cannot buy.
0:20:26 > 0:20:28But first...
0:20:29 > 0:20:31# We were very happy
0:20:32 > 0:20:34# Well, at least I thought we were
0:20:35 > 0:20:38# Can somebody tell me
0:20:38 > 0:20:41# What got into her
0:20:41 > 0:20:44# We had a house, a home and a family
0:20:45 > 0:20:47# And a man that loved her so
0:20:49 > 0:20:54# Who'd believe she'd leave us to join a HOOPLA show?
0:20:57 > 0:21:02# Say has anybody seen my Sweet Gypsy Rose?
0:21:02 > 0:21:08# Here's her picture when she was my Sweet Mary Jo
0:21:08 > 0:21:10# Now she's got rings on her fingers
0:21:10 > 0:21:12# And bells on her toes
0:21:12 > 0:21:18# Say has anybody seen my Sweet Gypsy Rose? #
0:21:18 > 0:21:21Here I am!
0:21:21 > 0:21:22Do you like that?
0:21:22 > 0:21:27Hiya! All right, everyone? I'm Gypsy Rose Dick.
0:21:27 > 0:21:30Some people like to call me GYPsy Rose Dick.
0:21:30 > 0:21:35But today I'm feeling all right. Mike Pooh, however...
0:21:35 > 0:21:37SPLOSH
0:21:37 > 0:21:38He's not so good.
0:21:38 > 0:21:41The lunch here at the fairground is not the best.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43These are my Cards of Fate.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45Someone at the end of this, their fortune will be told.
0:21:47 > 0:21:48This is a golden Hoopla hoop
0:21:48 > 0:21:52and one of those people are going to be winning it.
0:21:52 > 0:21:53- AUDIENCE:- Woo.
0:21:53 > 0:21:56- Show the hoop some respect! AUDIENCE:- Sorry.
0:21:56 > 0:21:58It's all right.
0:21:58 > 0:22:00Kiss the hoop!
0:22:00 > 0:22:05That's better. Right, let's meet the victims, I mean, the contestants.
0:22:05 > 0:22:08Come on up, you two. Give them a round-of-applause.
0:22:08 > 0:22:12It's like bare bottoms hitting a marble staircase.
0:22:12 > 0:22:16Ollie and Sophie. All right? Good. Sophie, you're going to go first.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18But first let me do my rhyme.
0:22:19 > 0:22:23Cards, cards, don't be a fluke, if you do, might puke, poo or puke.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25SPLOSH
0:22:25 > 0:22:31- Got anything nice?- Pate de foie gras. - Lovely. Sophie, pick your card.
0:22:31 > 0:22:35It's cold baked beans first, Ollie.
0:22:35 > 0:22:41Here they are. Get your spoon and your ten seconds start now.
0:22:43 > 0:22:44Lovely. One...
0:22:44 > 0:22:47two there, duck. You all right, Mike?
0:22:47 > 0:22:49It's not a nice sight, is it?
0:22:49 > 0:22:52- Oh...- STOP IT!
0:22:52 > 0:22:55Did he get three? I thing he did. But is he going to swallow it?
0:22:57 > 0:23:01Go on, Ollie. Get it down you. It's only cold baked beans, son. Come on!
0:23:01 > 0:23:05It's not that's bad!
0:23:05 > 0:23:07Get it down you!
0:23:07 > 0:23:08Is it gone?
0:23:08 > 0:23:09Yes!
0:23:09 > 0:23:13Right, that means that you get three of them in your lush pint.
0:23:14 > 0:23:17Pretty, isn't it?
0:23:17 > 0:23:20Right then, Ollie, your turn to pick. Let me do me rhyme.
0:23:20 > 0:23:24Cards, cards, don't be a fluke. If you do, I might poo or puke.
0:23:24 > 0:23:25RUMBLING
0:23:25 > 0:23:28All right? Ollie, pick your card.
0:23:28 > 0:23:30Show everyone at home what you've got.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32Pickle!
0:23:32 > 0:23:35I know how much you like pickles, Sophie. There you are.
0:23:35 > 0:23:39There's your spoon. Ten seconds start now.
0:23:40 > 0:23:44Sweet, tangy...
0:23:44 > 0:23:45That's three.
0:23:45 > 0:23:47Can she swallow the three?
0:23:47 > 0:23:50- Your time is up.- STOP IT!
0:23:50 > 0:23:53Can you swallow it, love?
0:23:53 > 0:23:54It's not that bad.
0:23:54 > 0:23:58It's better with cheese. Get it down there.
0:23:58 > 0:23:59Is it gone?
0:24:00 > 0:24:03It's all them blocks, isn't it? There you are, three of them.
0:24:04 > 0:24:07One, two, three - mixes nicely with water that. Lovely.
0:24:08 > 0:24:10Have you swallowed it yet?
0:24:12 > 0:24:13We haven't got all day.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15We've got all this to eat yet.
0:24:15 > 0:24:17Right, Sophie, you can pick a card.
0:24:17 > 0:24:20Cards, cards, please don't fluke... Wait!
0:24:21 > 0:24:24If you do fluke, Mike Pooh will puke.
0:24:24 > 0:24:26SPLOSH
0:24:26 > 0:24:30- Anything nice, Mike?- Duck a l'orange. - Lovely. Pick a card, Sophie.
0:24:31 > 0:24:36Show what you've got. WET CHIPS! Ah, wet chips.
0:24:36 > 0:24:39They've been soaking in me special juice all night.
0:24:39 > 0:24:40Ten seconds start now.
0:24:40 > 0:24:43All wet and soggy. One mouthful.
0:24:43 > 0:24:45That's two.
0:24:45 > 0:24:46That's three.
0:24:46 > 0:24:52- Four. Can you do five?- STOP IT!
0:24:52 > 0:24:53Can you swallow them, love?
0:24:54 > 0:24:57I don't think we've got five spoonfuls left, he enjoyed them
0:24:57 > 0:24:59so much. I'll just chuck the lot in.
0:24:59 > 0:25:01There you are.
0:25:01 > 0:25:02Have the lot, Sophie. Back to the cards.
0:25:02 > 0:25:07Cards, cards, please don't puke. If you do I Mike Pooh will puke.
0:25:07 > 0:25:10RUMBLING The cards have puked.
0:25:10 > 0:25:13Mike Pooh's all right. Ollie, pick a card.
0:25:13 > 0:25:15What you got?
0:25:16 > 0:25:18Show it to everyone. Yeast extract!
0:25:18 > 0:25:23Have you ever eaten yeast extract before? I'm sure you'll love it.
0:25:23 > 0:25:27That's it. Yeast paste. It's Dirty Norris.
0:25:27 > 0:25:29We haven't seen that for a while.
0:25:29 > 0:25:31Get it down the neck. Ten seconds start now.
0:25:32 > 0:25:33One...
0:25:33 > 0:25:35two...
0:25:35 > 0:25:39three. She likes yeast extract.
0:25:39 > 0:25:42- Four...- STOP IT!
0:25:42 > 0:25:43Can you swallow that?
0:25:45 > 0:25:47Get that Dirty Norris down your neck.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49Is it going to go in? She's done it.
0:25:49 > 0:25:54- How many was it, though? How many, Mike? Three or four?- Three.
0:25:54 > 0:25:56You can have four.
0:25:56 > 0:25:59Have a wet chip in as well - that will make it taste better.
0:25:59 > 0:26:02Sophie, you can pick now. Cards, cards, please don't puke.
0:26:02 > 0:26:05If you do Mike Pooh will puke. You're all puking.
0:26:05 > 0:26:08SPLOSH
0:26:08 > 0:26:10- Pick a card.- Raspberry Pavlova.
0:26:10 > 0:26:11What you picked, then, Sophie?
0:26:13 > 0:26:15Rice pudding! Not too bad. Where's the rice pudding?
0:26:15 > 0:26:17This is going to be easy.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19Ten seconds start now.
0:26:20 > 0:26:21I like cold rice pudding.
0:26:21 > 0:26:23It's actually quite nice.
0:26:24 > 0:26:27Three...oh.
0:26:27 > 0:26:29He's not happy about it, is he?
0:26:29 > 0:26:30STOP IT!
0:26:32 > 0:26:34Can he get the four down his neck?
0:26:35 > 0:26:36Come on, lad!
0:26:36 > 0:26:39Come on, encourage him.
0:26:39 > 0:26:40- AUDIENCE:- Come on!
0:26:40 > 0:26:44It's not easy. Nice one. One, two, three, four.
0:26:44 > 0:26:49What do you think about that, Sophie? Do you like that?
0:26:49 > 0:26:53Card, cards, please don't fluke. If you do, Mike Pooh might puke.
0:26:53 > 0:26:55No, he's all right.
0:26:55 > 0:26:57Go on, Ollie.
0:26:57 > 0:26:58What you got?
0:26:58 > 0:26:59Squirty cream.
0:27:01 > 0:27:03I hope it's not been in here too long.
0:27:05 > 0:27:08Oh, actually. I think we had tuna in there yesterday.
0:27:08 > 0:27:10Ten seconds start now.
0:27:11 > 0:27:14One, two...
0:27:14 > 0:27:15- AUDIENCE:- Go on, Sophie!
0:27:15 > 0:27:19Four...
0:27:19 > 0:27:21- five...- STOP IT!
0:27:21 > 0:27:22Six!
0:27:22 > 0:27:25Sophie, there is nothing left in there!
0:27:25 > 0:27:28No, I'm not going to make you do that. You know what I was thinking.
0:27:28 > 0:27:31We're not going to put it out your mouth. We'll try and get as much as
0:27:31 > 0:27:33- we can in there. That's a nice topping.- Yeah.
0:27:33 > 0:27:37We're going to remind you what you've got in your pint, before we start.
0:27:39 > 0:27:43Sophie, in your pint, you've beans, wet chips and rice pudding.
0:27:43 > 0:27:44Isn't that nice? Lovely.
0:27:44 > 0:27:49Ollie, in yours you got pickle, yeast extract and squirty cream.
0:27:49 > 0:27:50I don't know whose sounds better.
0:27:50 > 0:27:55So let me get me...actually, would you like to do the honours, Mike?
0:27:55 > 0:27:58- Oh, all right.- Whisk them up. I'll hold the pints.
0:27:58 > 0:28:00I'll hold them tight and you whisk them. Off you go.
0:28:00 > 0:28:02Top speed, that's it, Mike.
0:28:02 > 0:28:04Here we go.
0:28:04 > 0:28:06BUZZING
0:28:06 > 0:28:07Don't spill it, Mike.
0:28:09 > 0:28:10That'll do. Stop.
0:28:11 > 0:28:13That's not very fair.
0:28:13 > 0:28:15She's got... So we'll put a bit of that in there,
0:28:15 > 0:28:18so they've both got... There you go.
0:28:18 > 0:28:19Half/half each.
0:28:19 > 0:28:21The first one to down it
0:28:21 > 0:28:25and stick the empty glass on their head will be the winner. Go!
0:28:25 > 0:28:30She's holding her nose. Oh! Look at...oh!
0:28:30 > 0:28:31Ollie's not happy.
0:28:34 > 0:28:36Oh, we've got a winner!
0:28:38 > 0:28:41Look - he's still got wet chips in it.
0:28:41 > 0:28:45He's still got wet chips in it. So has Sophie!
0:28:45 > 0:28:47It's badly mixed, Mike.
0:28:47 > 0:28:51First one to put their shoe on their head will be the winner. Go!
0:28:52 > 0:28:53Still Ollie!
0:28:53 > 0:28:57You've got it, Ollie. Thank you very much, Sophie. You were great.
0:28:59 > 0:29:02That means that you, Ollie, are going to join us later...
0:29:02 > 0:29:04Don't worry about your shoe.
0:29:04 > 0:29:05We haven't got time for that.
0:29:05 > 0:29:07In the corner here.
0:29:07 > 0:29:09You're coming to the Finaleval later... Where you going?!
0:29:09 > 0:29:11Get back here!
0:29:11 > 0:29:13You haven't done your duties yet.
0:29:13 > 0:29:1420 seconds to Hoopla.
0:29:16 > 0:29:17You all right, Mike?
0:29:18 > 0:29:22LAUGHTER Looking a bit green, aren't you?
0:29:24 > 0:29:27A bit green today, love.
0:29:35 > 0:29:38That were lovely. See you in the Finaleval.
0:29:38 > 0:29:40The Clown Kid's going to take you off. Off you go. You can go now.
0:29:40 > 0:29:42Yes you can.
0:29:43 > 0:29:47- You'll never guess who's out there. - Who?- Providing us with music.- Who?
0:29:47 > 0:29:49It's...
0:29:50 > 0:29:54- ..Brotherhood Of Man! - SPLOSH
0:29:54 > 0:29:57MUSIC: "Save Your Kisses" by Brotherhood of Man
0:29:59 > 0:30:04# Though it hurts to go away It's impossible to stay
0:30:04 > 0:30:08# But there's one thing I must say before I go
0:30:09 > 0:30:12- # I love you - I love you
0:30:12 > 0:30:13# You know
0:30:14 > 0:30:19# I'll be thinking of you in most everything I do
0:30:19 > 0:30:24# Now the time is moving on And I really should be gone
0:30:24 > 0:30:28# But you keep me hanging on for one more smile
0:30:30 > 0:30:32- # I love you - I love you
0:30:32 > 0:30:35# All the while
0:30:35 > 0:30:40# With your cute little wave will you promise that you'll save
0:30:40 > 0:30:46# Your kisses for me Save all your kisses for me
0:30:46 > 0:30:50# Bye-bye baby Bye-bye
0:30:52 > 0:30:56# Don't cry honey Don't cry
0:30:56 > 0:31:02# Going to walk out the door But I'll soon be back for more
0:31:02 > 0:31:06# Kisses for me Save all your kisses for me
0:31:07 > 0:31:11# So long honey So long
0:31:12 > 0:31:17# Hang on baby Hang on
0:31:17 > 0:31:22# Don't you dare me to stay cos you know I'll have to say
0:31:22 > 0:31:27# That I've got to work each day And that's why I go away
0:31:27 > 0:31:31# But I count the seconds till I'm home with you
0:31:32 > 0:31:35- # I love you - I love you
0:31:35 > 0:31:37# It's true
0:31:37 > 0:31:43# You're so cute honey, gee won't you save them up for me
0:31:43 > 0:31:50# Your kisses for me Save all your kisses for me
0:31:50 > 0:31:53# Bye-bye baby Bye-bye
0:31:55 > 0:31:59# Don't cry honey Don't cry
0:31:59 > 0:32:05# Going to walk out the door but I'll soon be back for more
0:32:05 > 0:32:09# Kisses for me Save all your kisses for me
0:32:10 > 0:32:13# So long honey So long
0:32:15 > 0:32:19# Hang on baby Hang on
0:32:19 > 0:32:26# Won't you save them for me even though you're only three. #
0:32:28 > 0:32:30AUDIENCE CHEERS
0:32:39 > 0:32:41Here, that was all right.
0:32:41 > 0:32:43I've written a song myself. Took me three years.
0:32:43 > 0:32:46# Took the wife to Spain in '72
0:32:46 > 0:32:49# We just got married, Mike and Valerie Pooh. #
0:32:50 > 0:32:51I feel a bit sick again.
0:32:51 > 0:32:54BLEURGH! SPLOSH
0:32:54 > 0:32:58Who'll be joining Jiggly Jasmine, Manic Michael
0:32:58 > 0:33:00and Oscillating Ollie in our spectacular Finaleval?
0:33:00 > 0:33:02Who will it be? Hmm? Answer me that.
0:33:02 > 0:33:06Let's find out as we try to survive Roger Malcolm's Hat Full of Fear!
0:33:09 > 0:33:12Hello again to you out there in television land.
0:33:12 > 0:33:16It's me, Roger Malcolm, and my terrifying ghost train.
0:33:16 > 0:33:18Let's move straight on and meet today's contestant.
0:33:18 > 0:33:19What's your name, please?
0:33:19 > 0:33:23- Ryan. - Ryan, do you spook easily?- No.
0:33:23 > 0:33:27What if you saw a knee-mounted monkey dribbling acid banana juice?
0:33:27 > 0:33:32- No.- All right, let's test out if what you say is true.
0:33:32 > 0:33:36Oh, oh, oh, oh. Ah, ah, ah, ah!
0:33:36 > 0:33:38- Did that spook you?- No.
0:33:38 > 0:33:42Let's see how you fare in my ghost train of terror.
0:33:42 > 0:33:45You're here to play for the exciting Golden Hoopla,
0:33:45 > 0:33:48hoping for the chance to win some prizes in our Finaleval.
0:33:48 > 0:33:52- Does that excite you?- Yes.- Oh, good.
0:33:52 > 0:33:54The rules are very simple. You're wearing a hat full of fear.
0:33:54 > 0:33:56Fear is represented by red juice.
0:33:56 > 0:33:59You mustn't spill the red juice as you rally round my exciting
0:33:59 > 0:34:01and terrifying ghost train.
0:34:01 > 0:34:04Whatever happens when you're in there...
0:34:04 > 0:34:07- don't touch your helmet! All right?- Yeah.
0:34:08 > 0:34:11All right, you understand the rules.
0:34:11 > 0:34:14I can't let you go without a ding, so...
0:34:14 > 0:34:17- # Gimme, gimme, gimme that ding. # - DING
0:34:17 > 0:34:20A bit out of key but quite fun. Off you go. Shove off!
0:34:23 > 0:34:25He's splattered.
0:34:25 > 0:34:27ROAR
0:34:27 > 0:34:29CACKLING
0:34:31 > 0:34:34They mustn't touch their helmets - that would be cheating.
0:34:34 > 0:34:35I don't tolerate cheats.
0:34:38 > 0:34:39MAN: Argh!
0:34:42 > 0:34:44He's coming.
0:34:45 > 0:34:46He's coming back.
0:34:50 > 0:34:52Right.
0:34:52 > 0:34:53Very well done.
0:34:53 > 0:34:56Very carefully step out of my ghost train.
0:34:56 > 0:34:59Come along...we're only on air for one hour.
0:34:59 > 0:35:01I don't know what he's messing about at.
0:35:01 > 0:35:05Right, very slowly, here we go. That's nice. Be careful.
0:35:05 > 0:35:08I like your shoes, they're very fancy. Where did you get them from?
0:35:08 > 0:35:11But was he cheating? Gabriel, was he cheating inside there?
0:35:11 > 0:35:16- No, Roger, he's a very good boy. He never cheated.- Oh, very good, Ryan.
0:35:16 > 0:35:19Well, let's find out how much you've scored by measuring your juice.
0:35:21 > 0:35:27Oh, a very good score. Four of your Earth centimetres. Well done, Ryan.
0:35:27 > 0:35:29Let's have a big round of applause for Ryan.
0:35:29 > 0:35:30APPLAUSE
0:35:32 > 0:35:35Little bit more. It's not over until the fat lady sings,
0:35:35 > 0:35:37so we need to have another contestant.
0:35:37 > 0:35:40We call her contestant number two, simply because she is the second.
0:35:40 > 0:35:43- Hello there. What's your name? - Alesha.
0:35:43 > 0:35:45Alesha, like the television celebrity Alesha Dixon.
0:35:45 > 0:35:47Is she spooky, or is she nice?
0:35:47 > 0:35:51- Nice.- She's nice. Well, there's no nice here, Alesha.
0:35:51 > 0:35:52Do you spook easily?
0:35:53 > 0:35:56- No.- No, you say no now. But you know the rules.
0:35:56 > 0:35:59You've got this headgear here, the Hat Full of Fear,
0:35:59 > 0:36:01don't let the juice spill out of the tray.
0:36:01 > 0:36:03It would be awfully messy and very bad
0:36:03 > 0:36:06because you wouldn't win a place in the Finaleval a little bit later on.
0:36:06 > 0:36:10Before I push you off, I've got to have a little sing-song. So...
0:36:10 > 0:36:11# Gimme, gimme, gimme that ding.#
0:36:11 > 0:36:15A little bit closer, but still totally incorrect. Shove off.
0:36:18 > 0:36:21Don't touch your helmet in there, young lady Alesha.
0:36:28 > 0:36:31SPOOKY LAUGHTER
0:36:34 > 0:36:36ALESHA SCREAMS
0:36:41 > 0:36:42Here she comes.
0:36:43 > 0:36:45What is going on?
0:36:49 > 0:36:53- Now come here. - She had a little accident, Roger.
0:36:53 > 0:36:54What do you mean, Gabriel?
0:36:54 > 0:36:57She got very frightened and it all came out of her helmet.
0:36:57 > 0:37:00Oh, well, that's very exciting.
0:37:00 > 0:37:03Alisha, very gently, come out of the doo-dah.
0:37:03 > 0:37:04Do you think the top celebrity
0:37:04 > 0:37:06Alesha Dixon would play this game with us?
0:37:06 > 0:37:08- Yes, I think she would. - I think she would.
0:37:08 > 0:37:10Hold on a minute, I need my ruler, Gabriel.
0:37:10 > 0:37:13Sit down, step down, Alisha.
0:37:13 > 0:37:15Was there any cheating then, Gabriel, in conclusion?
0:37:15 > 0:37:19- Well, Reggie, there was a little bit of helmet-touching.- Oh, was there?
0:37:19 > 0:37:23Hang on a minute, Alesha. Just bear with me a moment.
0:37:23 > 0:37:26That's about enough for cheating today, cos you're a nice girl.
0:37:26 > 0:37:28Right, let's have a look at the ruler of fate.
0:37:28 > 0:37:342.5 of your Earth centimetres. Oh, dearie me.
0:37:35 > 0:37:39Well, that means that unfortunately you have not won the race.
0:37:39 > 0:37:42If you will step over there to my west.
0:37:42 > 0:37:45And you, Ryan, if you could stand on the Pants of Egbetmar,
0:37:45 > 0:37:47the King Of All Things Spooky.
0:37:48 > 0:37:50And what you're going to do is do the Hoopla hoopla.
0:37:50 > 0:37:54Do you think that is a good idea? I do, I think it sounds super.
0:37:54 > 0:37:58All right then, are you ready? Don't hold your helmet, right, OK.
0:37:58 > 0:38:00Here we go. Music, please.
0:38:00 > 0:38:03# Gimme that, gimme that Gimme, gimme, gimme that, gimme that
0:38:03 > 0:38:09# Gimme, gimme that Gimme, gimme that ding. #
0:38:09 > 0:38:13That was lovely. Clown kids. Clown kids.
0:38:14 > 0:38:17Right, we've got to get on.
0:38:17 > 0:38:18It's very exciting.
0:38:18 > 0:38:22Now we welcome you to the amazing world of Matt Pang. Pang!
0:38:22 > 0:38:24Oh, it's frightening.
0:38:25 > 0:38:28Thanks very much, thank you. I'm just a little bit tied up.
0:38:28 > 0:38:31I'm going to be performing for you today a straitjacket escape.
0:38:31 > 0:38:33AUDIENCE: Oooh!
0:38:33 > 0:38:34Oh, yes.
0:38:34 > 0:38:37Now, a straitjacket escape by itself is quite difficult, OK.
0:38:37 > 0:38:40But I like to challenge myself, so to make this slightly more
0:38:40 > 0:38:44difficult, I'm going to attempt it while riding this six-foot unicycle.
0:38:44 > 0:38:45AUDIENCE: Oooh!
0:38:45 > 0:38:48Now, I'm going to need some help getting up onto the bike,
0:38:48 > 0:38:49so I've got some volunteers.
0:38:49 > 0:38:51My volunteers, can you come onto the stage?
0:38:51 > 0:38:53Can we have applause, as they come onto the stage?
0:38:53 > 0:38:55Just make some room for them there, as they come up.
0:38:55 > 0:39:00- Hiya. And your name is?- Jason. - We've got Jason.
0:39:00 > 0:39:03- Jason, stand on this side for me. And you are?- Eddie.
0:39:03 > 0:39:06- Eddie, just stand behind the unicycle for me. And?- Ian.
0:39:06 > 0:39:10Ian, just stand on this side for me. Ian, wahey!
0:39:10 > 0:39:12Ian, can you just grab the bike for me?
0:39:12 > 0:39:14What I'd like you to do is put the wheel
0:39:14 > 0:39:15right in the centre of the stage there.
0:39:15 > 0:39:18And if you stand on that side of it, put both hands on the bike
0:39:18 > 0:39:20and stick your left foot in front of the wheel for me.
0:39:20 > 0:39:23- Lovely. Jason, just do the same on this side for me.- OK.
0:39:23 > 0:39:26So, what's going to happen is I'm going to run up around the stage.
0:39:26 > 0:39:29As I run past the audience, they're going to raise their arms in the
0:39:29 > 0:39:30air, like a Mexican wave.
0:39:30 > 0:39:33So, I'll run around. They'll do it next time.
0:39:33 > 0:39:35I'll get around here, OK, I'm going to put one foot on the wheel.
0:39:35 > 0:39:37The other foot on the pedal, OK.
0:39:37 > 0:39:41All you have to do, Eddie, is guide my bottom onto the seat.
0:39:41 > 0:39:42AUDIENCE: Oooh!
0:39:42 > 0:39:46You get the best job. Here we go. OK, here we go.
0:39:46 > 0:39:47I'm going to take the run-up.
0:39:47 > 0:39:48When my bum hits that seat,
0:39:48 > 0:39:51what I'd like is a really big round of applause, OK?
0:39:51 > 0:39:53It might take a little while, but here we go.
0:39:53 > 0:39:56Get ready with those arms. Here we go. 3, 2, 1, up!
0:39:57 > 0:40:00One foot, the other foot, sorry.
0:40:00 > 0:40:02AUDIENCE LAUGHS
0:40:02 > 0:40:06- You all right, Ian?- Yeah, fine. - How are you, Jason?- I'm very good.
0:40:06 > 0:40:11Glad you're not on this side. OK, you're really tall, aren't you, Ian?
0:40:12 > 0:40:15You're going to have to duck, mate. I've got cramp.
0:40:16 > 0:40:21OK, foot is on the pedal. OK...Eddie, can you smell the fear?
0:40:21 > 0:40:24AUDIENCE LAUGHS
0:40:24 > 0:40:28Don't answer that. Here we go. Guys, just lean the bike forward a touch.
0:40:28 > 0:40:31Stop there, perfect. Back a bit, back a bit. OK, Eddie, here we go.
0:40:31 > 0:40:35Very gently, not too hard. 3, 2, 1, hey.
0:40:37 > 0:40:39Stand over there, mate. Stand over there.
0:40:39 > 0:40:42Can we have a big round of applause for Eddie? Thanks very much.
0:40:42 > 0:40:44Your job is done.
0:40:44 > 0:40:47OK, what I'm going to ask you to do after three is remove your feet.
0:40:47 > 0:40:49OK, just the feet after three.
0:40:49 > 0:40:50Can we just lean it towards Jason a touch?
0:40:50 > 0:40:53Stop there, perfect. After three. Here we go, 1,2,3...go.
0:40:55 > 0:40:57If you are in the front, just be aware, OK.
0:40:57 > 0:41:01If it looks like I'm going to fall on you, I am.
0:41:03 > 0:41:08All together and 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Go, guys, go.
0:41:10 > 0:41:12Thank you very much for your help, thanks, guys.
0:41:12 > 0:41:14MUSIC: "Mission Impossible" THEME
0:41:14 > 0:41:16OK, phase one is to work one arm up over my head.
0:41:16 > 0:41:19As you can see, I'm working my right arm up
0:41:19 > 0:41:21and currently it's around my neck.
0:41:21 > 0:41:27Hold on. Oh, it's a boy. Hold on, here it comes.
0:41:27 > 0:41:32Yes! OK, hold on. Hold on.
0:41:33 > 0:41:37OK, so what I'm going to try to do is work the right hand out. Whee.
0:41:37 > 0:41:38OK, and when you see a hand,
0:41:38 > 0:41:41what I'd like is a really big cheer from the audience.
0:41:41 > 0:41:42OK, here we go.
0:41:44 > 0:41:46Yes.
0:41:46 > 0:41:47AUDIENCE CHEERS
0:41:47 > 0:41:51Oh, my goodness. Hold on, here's the real one. Hey.
0:41:52 > 0:41:55The next stage is to get the other arm out.
0:41:55 > 0:41:57That's the halfway point, when the other arm is out. Here we go.
0:41:57 > 0:41:59Anytime now.
0:42:02 > 0:42:03Yes.
0:42:03 > 0:42:05AUDIENCE CHEERS
0:42:05 > 0:42:10OK, can everyone just start a slow hand clap. Slow hand clap.
0:42:12 > 0:42:16Great, lovely. Lovely. Get it going. Get it going.
0:42:16 > 0:42:21Here we go. Here we go, here we go. Come on.
0:42:23 > 0:42:25Yeah!
0:42:25 > 0:42:26Have a great day, thank you.
0:42:36 > 0:42:39Shut up. Ten seconds to tell us what you thought about that.
0:42:39 > 0:42:41It was amazing. I didn't think he would do it, but he did.
0:42:41 > 0:42:45It was brilliant. Thank you.
0:42:45 > 0:42:49- Mmmm. Come on.- It's great.- Enough.
0:42:49 > 0:42:52And now it's time for this.
0:42:52 > 0:42:58Ladies and gentlemen, it's here, it's coming. It's the...
0:42:58 > 0:43:01Ladies and gentlemen, in the game you are about to see, no men,
0:43:01 > 0:43:04women, children, clowns or ferrets were harmed.
0:43:04 > 0:43:07Not even a little teeny bit. Enjoy.
0:43:07 > 0:43:09Finaleval!
0:43:11 > 0:43:13It's the Finaleval!
0:43:15 > 0:43:17Yes, that's right.
0:43:17 > 0:43:19We are nearly at a point where we are going to be giving away
0:43:19 > 0:43:23the Golden Hoopla Trophy, but who's it going to go to?
0:43:23 > 0:43:25Here are the Finalevalists.
0:43:25 > 0:43:32On the end, we've got Ollie. There's Michael. Not forgetting Ryan.
0:43:32 > 0:43:35And Jasmine.
0:43:36 > 0:43:40Well done, stand behind your podiums. Take your hoops with you.
0:43:40 > 0:43:43Because we are ready to start round one.
0:43:43 > 0:43:47Hold on, can we just stop proceedings for a moment, because look, Dom.
0:43:47 > 0:43:50We'll have an armpit each. We've got a bit of a problem here.
0:43:50 > 0:43:55The podium...is hiding her.
0:43:56 > 0:43:59- But we can lift her, like that. Put her back. There you go.- There you go.
0:43:59 > 0:44:01- Can you see her? - Right, what happens in round one?
0:44:01 > 0:44:04I'll tell you what happens, it's called Brush Your Teeth.
0:44:04 > 0:44:06You've got 30 seconds to brush your teeth, the best you can.
0:44:06 > 0:44:08Points will be awarded for wrist action,
0:44:08 > 0:44:12you really got to get your back into it for frothy bits and white stuff.
0:44:12 > 0:44:14White foamy bits, as well. All right?
0:44:14 > 0:44:18Don't forget, the more effort you put into this,
0:44:18 > 0:44:21the more points you're going to get from our esteemed
0:44:21 > 0:44:23panel of judges over there.
0:44:23 > 0:44:26Headed by Mr Mike Pooh. Hello, Mike.
0:44:26 > 0:44:29- What?- Mike, what would you like to say about the judges that
0:44:29 > 0:44:30you've got here?
0:44:30 > 0:44:33- Obviously, you've hand-picked them. - Get on with it.
0:44:33 > 0:44:35Your 30 seconds start now. Go!
0:44:36 > 0:44:39- Come on.- Come on.- Put the paste on.
0:44:39 > 0:44:43- Brush! Brush! - As hard as you possibly can.
0:44:43 > 0:44:48Come on, put your back into it, man. Are you a man or a mouse?
0:44:50 > 0:44:54Brush, come on, Michael. Who's going to win? Cheer on your partner.
0:44:56 > 0:44:58Look at Jasmine.
0:45:02 > 0:45:04Brush!
0:45:06 > 0:45:10- Time's up. Stop brushing. - Put your brushes down.
0:45:10 > 0:45:14And we will now find out, from our judges, how many points you get.
0:45:14 > 0:45:20- So, let's start off with Ollie. Your points, please, for Ollie.- Hurry up.
0:45:20 > 0:45:26- Here we go.- 19, 24, 31 points. Well done, Ollie. Good score.
0:45:28 > 0:45:33Now, we move on to Michael. Your points for Michael, please.
0:45:33 > 0:45:39- OK, here we go. Now.- Eight, eight, sixteen, er...
0:45:39 > 0:45:4233 points for Michael.
0:45:44 > 0:45:48- Not bad, mate.- Now your points. He looks like he's going to vomit.
0:45:48 > 0:45:52It's Ryan. Have you got it?
0:45:52 > 0:45:55- Yes, here we go...- Oh, 24.
0:45:55 > 0:46:00So, at the moment, Ryan, you're at the bottom of the pile.
0:46:00 > 0:46:03Now, look at little Jasmine everybody. She's on her tiptoes.
0:46:03 > 0:46:04Hello.
0:46:04 > 0:46:10Aw! Wait for it. If you've got under 24, you will leave.
0:46:12 > 0:46:16- If you got 24 or over, you will stay.- It's all to play for, Jasmine.
0:46:16 > 0:46:18Please, the score for Jasmine.
0:46:18 > 0:46:21- Right.- 33 points for Jasmine.
0:46:24 > 0:46:29So, that means the contestant to leave the Finaleval is...
0:46:30 > 0:46:32Ryan.
0:46:32 > 0:46:33Off you go, Ryan.
0:46:33 > 0:46:36The kid clowns are going to take you away,
0:46:36 > 0:46:39and you've got to go ride the lion with no pride.
0:46:39 > 0:46:42He just couldn't put his back into it.
0:46:42 > 0:46:44He couldn't get enough froth going.
0:46:46 > 0:46:50Look at Ryan, everyone. He's on the lion with no pride.
0:46:50 > 0:46:51APPLAUSE
0:46:55 > 0:46:56Waay!
0:46:58 > 0:47:00It's an endangered species.
0:47:00 > 0:47:02Enough of that nonsense.
0:47:02 > 0:47:04- It's time for...- Round two.
0:47:07 > 0:47:10Come forward, Michael. Come forward, Ollie. Come forward, little Jasmine.
0:47:10 > 0:47:13Hang on. Jasmine, you haven't wiped your face.
0:47:13 > 0:47:17- Look at the state of your face. - Here.- Here.- That's better.
0:47:17 > 0:47:20Right, this one's called I'm The Best In THE world.
0:47:20 > 0:47:22You're going to hear some music in some instrumental bits.
0:47:22 > 0:47:24We're going to tell you to do something.
0:47:24 > 0:47:26You've got to do it to your best of your ability.
0:47:26 > 0:47:28Right, Jasmine, come forward a little bit. Marvellous.
0:47:28 > 0:47:30Right, Ollie, let's play.
0:47:30 > 0:47:34# I am the best in the world the best in the world
0:47:34 > 0:47:36# The very best at... #
0:47:36 > 0:47:39Like you're in the presence of the Queen.
0:47:42 > 0:47:45Hang on. Hang on... Stop the music.
0:47:45 > 0:47:50- Yeah. We've definitely got to stop here.- Ollie, what are you doing?
0:47:50 > 0:47:51Dunno.
0:47:51 > 0:47:54What-what...? You did this, like a guinea pig or a gerbil
0:47:54 > 0:47:58and did that. If the Queen walked on this stage, would you do that?
0:47:58 > 0:48:00AUDIENCE LAUGHS
0:48:00 > 0:48:02All right. Well, if that's what you want to do, that's fine.
0:48:02 > 0:48:04Right. Next. Your turn, Michael.
0:48:04 > 0:48:07Act like you're in the presence of the Queen.
0:48:07 > 0:48:09Oh! Oh!
0:48:09 > 0:48:11- That's better. That's more regal, isn't it? Next! Jasmine?- Oh!
0:48:11 > 0:48:14Curtsy! Curtsy!
0:48:15 > 0:48:17Very pretty.
0:48:17 > 0:48:18Lovely.
0:48:18 > 0:48:22# I am the best in the world the best in the world
0:48:22 > 0:48:25# The very best at... #
0:48:25 > 0:48:26Laughing your head off, Ollie.
0:48:28 > 0:48:30There's no sound, he does silent laughing.
0:48:30 > 0:48:32Can I do sound?
0:48:32 > 0:48:36- I've got a feeling that he feels a bit silly.- Yes.
0:48:38 > 0:48:41- Laugh your head off! - Michael.
0:48:41 > 0:48:45- Oh!- It's the Queen... It's the Queen of England.
0:48:47 > 0:48:50- He's good. Good. Next. - Next! Jasmine.
0:48:51 > 0:48:52Oh, crazed laugh.
0:48:53 > 0:48:57No. You... You look demonic.
0:48:57 > 0:48:58- I like it, a lot.- Well done.
0:48:58 > 0:49:03# I am the best in the world the best in the world
0:49:03 > 0:49:05# The very best at...#
0:49:05 > 0:49:07Being extremely scary.
0:49:11 > 0:49:14What are you doing? Poking his own eyes out.
0:49:14 > 0:49:17- What?- Hang on a minute. Wait. Shh! Stop.
0:49:17 > 0:49:21- I think he still feels a little bit silly.- Yes.
0:49:21 > 0:49:23- Carry on. - Next!
0:49:23 > 0:49:26- Oh.- Glasses are off. - Good lad.
0:49:26 > 0:49:28- Here he goes.- Oh.
0:49:28 > 0:49:30Look at that...
0:49:30 > 0:49:33He belongs with Roger Malcolm, to be totally honest.
0:49:33 > 0:49:37Next! She's doing it again! Your head's going to blow up. Stop!
0:49:37 > 0:49:40# I was the best in the world
0:49:40 > 0:49:44# The best thing ever The best thing ever
0:49:44 > 0:49:46# The best thing in the world...#
0:49:47 > 0:49:48Were you the best in the world, though?
0:49:48 > 0:49:51We're going to find out now. Over to the judges
0:49:51 > 0:49:53for the points for Ollie, please.
0:49:53 > 0:49:54Up we go.
0:49:54 > 0:49:57So that's 9, 10... So utter, utter nonsense.
0:49:58 > 0:50:01Well done, Ollie. So 16 points for Ollie.
0:50:01 > 0:50:03I think he'll be pleased to leave, to be honest.
0:50:03 > 0:50:05OK. Over to Michael. Points for Michael, please.
0:50:05 > 0:50:07Right. Hurry up.
0:50:08 > 0:50:11- 7, 8...- 23. 32.
0:50:11 > 0:50:13- 32 points for Michael, everybody. - Good lad.
0:50:13 > 0:50:15APPLAUSE
0:50:15 > 0:50:19But I wonder... I just wonder what Jasmine can do with the points.
0:50:19 > 0:50:22- Let's find out. - Here we go.
0:50:22 > 0:50:25She's got to beat 16, and she's done it! Well done.
0:50:25 > 0:50:28So that means we all know Ollie leaves. Off you go, Ollie.
0:50:28 > 0:50:30Thank you very much. Going to ride the lion with no pride.
0:50:30 > 0:50:32Argh!
0:50:32 > 0:50:35Give him a big cheer, as he goes to the lion.
0:50:35 > 0:50:36APPLAUSE
0:50:42 > 0:50:45There we go.
0:50:45 > 0:50:48He definitely feels self-conscious now.
0:50:48 > 0:50:50Do you feel self-conscious now?
0:50:58 > 0:50:59That's enough.
0:50:59 > 0:51:04This is the moment. It's the final of the Finaleval.
0:51:04 > 0:51:06APPLAUSE
0:51:11 > 0:51:13Yes, here are the Finaleval.
0:51:13 > 0:51:16We've got Michael and, over there, little Jasmine.
0:51:16 > 0:51:19One of them is going to be leaving here today with the coveted
0:51:19 > 0:51:20Hoopla trophy. Yes!
0:51:23 > 0:51:25Now you'll see, you two, behind you there are eight bins.
0:51:25 > 0:51:27In this those bins, in those seven bins,
0:51:27 > 0:51:30are the best prizes on British television.
0:51:30 > 0:51:34Just out of interest, think of any prize you would really like or
0:51:34 > 0:51:38that you need to enrich your current life on this Earth.
0:51:38 > 0:51:41- What would it be? - A motorbike.
0:51:41 > 0:51:43- Oh.- A motorbike, ladies and gentlemen.
0:51:43 > 0:51:47Ladies and gentlemen, that could well be in the bins.
0:51:47 > 0:51:50Jasamina, if you could have anything in those bins to make you
0:51:50 > 0:51:55- happier than you currently are now, what would it be?- A rabbit.
0:51:55 > 0:51:57A rabbit, ladies and gentlemen.
0:51:57 > 0:52:00Now listen, clearly we haven't got a real rabbit in the bin,
0:52:00 > 0:52:04but who knows? There might be an envelope with that inside.
0:52:04 > 0:52:07One of those bins won't make you happy, because in one of those
0:52:07 > 0:52:11bins is Cyril, who's a clown, and he's very, very wrong.
0:52:11 > 0:52:16So the one with the most points in the last round was Jasmine.
0:52:16 > 0:52:18So, Jasmine, you come hither.
0:52:18 > 0:52:22Stand here. Now, think very carefully.
0:52:22 > 0:52:24In most of the bins are schatzes, treasure,
0:52:24 > 0:52:29things to improve your life. But which bin isn't Cyril in?
0:52:30 > 0:52:31Number two.
0:52:32 > 0:52:36Jasmine...good luck.
0:52:41 > 0:52:42- Ooh!- Ooh!
0:52:43 > 0:52:47- What's inside?- What you got? - What's inside?- Marbles.
0:52:47 > 0:52:49Marbles!
0:52:50 > 0:52:53Ladies and gentlemen, she's got marbles.
0:52:54 > 0:52:57Well done. Michael, come forward, please.
0:52:57 > 0:53:00You want a motorbike. Let's see what we can do for you.
0:53:00 > 0:53:03Remember, you don't want to find that clown Cyril,
0:53:03 > 0:53:05or you lose. Which bin isn't Cyril in?
0:53:05 > 0:53:07Number three.
0:53:07 > 0:53:11- Number three. OK, Michael. - Good luck.
0:53:11 > 0:53:13- In your own time. - Oh...
0:53:15 > 0:53:18- What's in there?- What you got? - It's a brush.
0:53:18 > 0:53:20A brush!
0:53:21 > 0:53:26So, Jasmine, you've got a bag of glass marbles,
0:53:26 > 0:53:30but which bin isn't Cyril in?
0:53:30 > 0:53:31Number five.
0:53:33 > 0:53:36Number five, ladies and gentlemen.
0:53:36 > 0:53:37Good luck.
0:53:39 > 0:53:41- Jasmine, stop! - Oh! Stop!
0:53:41 > 0:53:45- How old are you?- Seven. - Are you? Carry on.
0:53:45 > 0:53:46Carry on.
0:53:49 > 0:53:52What is it? Show everyone what you've got.
0:53:52 > 0:53:55- Wool. - A ball of wool.
0:53:56 > 0:54:00Whatever happens today, that is yours to keep.
0:54:00 > 0:54:03It's schatze heaven in here today, Michael.
0:54:03 > 0:54:05Right. Which bin isn't he in?
0:54:05 > 0:54:07- Number seven. - Number seven.
0:54:07 > 0:54:09OK, Michael.
0:54:09 > 0:54:12Oh...
0:54:14 > 0:54:16Show everyone what you've got.
0:54:16 > 0:54:19- Tell them what it is. - It's a washing-up brush.- Oh!
0:54:23 > 0:54:28OK. So...Jasmine, which bin isn't Cyril in?
0:54:28 > 0:54:30- Number four. - Number four.
0:54:30 > 0:54:33Here, you've got a ball of wool, you've got some marbles,
0:54:33 > 0:54:35what could possibly be...? No, no, take them with you.
0:54:35 > 0:54:37Cos you don't want to ever lose them.
0:54:38 > 0:54:40They're too precious.
0:54:40 > 0:54:41Argh!
0:54:42 > 0:54:45What is it? What is it?
0:54:45 > 0:54:47- Show everyone. - Washing-up gloves.
0:54:47 > 0:54:49A washing-up glove.
0:54:49 > 0:54:52Michael, you too could be getting some washing-up gloves,
0:54:52 > 0:54:53or something even better.
0:54:53 > 0:54:56- Which bin isn't Cyril in? - Number one.
0:54:56 > 0:54:59Number one. Go on, Michael, open the lid. Let's see what he's got.
0:54:59 > 0:55:00Lift the lid.
0:55:00 > 0:55:05Oh! What is it? Hold it up.
0:55:05 > 0:55:08- Hold it tight... - It's a horn. It's a horn.
0:55:08 > 0:55:09It's a toy horn.
0:55:10 > 0:55:12Michael.
0:55:12 > 0:55:19This is literally...life... life-changing schatze.
0:55:20 > 0:55:23Which bin isn't Cyril in?
0:55:23 > 0:55:24Number eight.
0:55:24 > 0:55:26Number eight, ladies and gentlemen.
0:55:26 > 0:55:28AUDIENCE BOOS
0:55:28 > 0:55:30Oh, unpopular with the audience.
0:55:30 > 0:55:32Anything can happen. You've got two left.
0:55:32 > 0:55:34One contains Cyril, one contains the schatze.
0:55:34 > 0:55:37You've gone for eight. What's in there?
0:55:37 > 0:55:40Jasmine!
0:55:40 > 0:55:40What is it?
0:55:43 > 0:55:44What is it?!
0:55:44 > 0:55:47- A fan.- It's a fan, everybody.
0:55:47 > 0:55:49A fan.
0:55:49 > 0:55:53Lovely. Michael, I wonder what's in bin number six.
0:55:53 > 0:55:54I dread to think, I really worry.
0:55:54 > 0:55:57I mean, is it going to be the motorbike?
0:55:57 > 0:55:58Oh, I don't think so.
0:55:58 > 0:56:00- Will it be some more rubber gloves? - No, I don't think so.
0:56:00 > 0:56:03It might be a plastic cone or a pen or a pencil.
0:56:03 > 0:56:04Whatever it is, Michael,
0:56:04 > 0:56:07it's definitely going to change your life for ever.
0:56:07 > 0:56:09Lift that lid, Michael!
0:56:09 > 0:56:12DICK AND DOM SCREAM
0:56:13 > 0:56:17CLOWN LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY
0:56:32 > 0:56:34Sorry about that, ladies and gentlemen.
0:56:34 > 0:56:37So...the good news is, we have a champion.
0:56:37 > 0:56:42Jasmine is the master of the hoop, the winner of Hoopla.
0:56:42 > 0:56:44She's got marbles, she's got a ball of wool,
0:56:44 > 0:56:47she's got washing-up gloves, and the trophy.
0:56:47 > 0:56:51Jasmine...well done.
0:56:51 > 0:56:55She's the new master of the hoop. How do you feel, Jasmine?
0:56:55 > 0:56:58- Brilliant. - Brilliant?- Yeah.
0:56:58 > 0:57:03Oh. Now listen, you go home with all your treat and...argh!
0:57:05 > 0:57:07CLOWN LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY
0:57:07 > 0:57:09You broke the cup!
0:57:09 > 0:57:11She's lost her marbles!
0:57:15 > 0:57:20Oh no, look, Jasmine's been turned into a kid clown.
0:57:20 > 0:57:21Hey! You know what, though?
0:57:21 > 0:57:26Jasmine, seeing as you've been turned into a clown,
0:57:26 > 0:57:30you might as well join our Hoopla carnival -
0:57:30 > 0:57:32for ever!
0:57:32 > 0:57:34Thank you to everyone that's been on the show today,
0:57:34 > 0:57:37including all our variety and comedy acts,
0:57:37 > 0:57:39and all that great music we've had, too.
0:57:39 > 0:57:41- Thank you so much. - Thank you very much,
0:57:41 > 0:57:44to the Pooh Brothers, to all of the kid clowns,
0:57:44 > 0:57:47but, most of all, to you people.
0:57:47 > 0:57:51That's you lot. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
0:57:51 > 0:57:53Join us next time and who knows?
0:57:53 > 0:57:56The Hoopla carnival might be coming to a town near you.
0:57:56 > 0:57:57Hoopla!
0:58:00 > 0:58:02Dick and Dom would like to point out that Michael survived
0:58:02 > 0:58:06his encounter with Cyril and is now training to be a hairdresser.
0:58:08 > 0:58:10Subtitles By Red Bee Media Ltd