0:00:02 > 0:00:03Hoopla!
0:00:03 > 0:00:05# Fire up the van and hit the open road
0:00:05 > 0:00:08# We're putting on a show from a travelling abode
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# Fabulous feats that are crazy and colourful
0:00:11 > 0:00:15# Prepare to be amazed by the weird and the wonderful
0:00:15 > 0:00:18# Hoopla! Everybody shout Hoopla!
0:00:18 > 0:00:21# All together now Hoopla!
0:00:21 > 0:00:25# Everybody loves Hoopla!
0:00:25 > 0:00:28# There'll be magic, mayhem, mystery, suspense
0:00:28 > 0:00:31# Prizes, surprises, it's going to be immense
0:00:31 > 0:00:34# From Matlock to Margate, Pontefract to Perth
0:00:34 > 0:00:37# It's simply going to be the greatest show on Earth
0:00:37 > 0:00:39# Hoopla!
0:00:39 > 0:00:42# Everybody shout Hoopla!
0:00:42 > 0:00:45# All together now Hoopla!
0:00:45 > 0:00:49# Everybody loves Hoopla! #
0:00:51 > 0:00:53WIND WHISTLES
0:00:58 > 0:01:00TWANG
0:01:05 > 0:01:07Hoopla!
0:01:07 > 0:01:09ALL: Hoopla!
0:01:09 > 0:01:13Welcome to the show, today coming to you live-ish
0:01:13 > 0:01:18from the town of Whoopy-Doo, famous for its luscious raspberries.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20ALL BLOW RASPBERRIES
0:01:21 > 0:01:25Yeah, welcome. Welcome, one and all, to the show
0:01:25 > 0:01:27- full of surprises like this!- Ugh!
0:01:27 > 0:01:31- Crank it up, Rodney.- Look, the Pooh Brothers have joined us.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34- Illuminate! - Let's see who's on the show.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37We have got the absurdly funny Raymond and Mr Timpkins.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43# That's me in the corner... #
0:01:44 > 0:01:48He can read your mind, it's Mike McClean!
0:01:48 > 0:01:51There is a piece of paper. Take out... Your clean hand.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54Other one. No, you were right the first time.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57You'll love this new girl band. They're called Vida.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59# Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom
0:01:59 > 0:02:02# Yeah, you make me go boom, ba-boom, ba-boom-boom... #
0:02:02 > 0:02:04But let's start the proceedings.
0:02:04 > 0:02:08Ladies and gentlemen, boys and twirls, it's Acrojou!
0:02:08 > 0:02:10CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:02:14 > 0:02:16# Holy water
0:02:16 > 0:02:19# Cannot help you now
0:02:22 > 0:02:25# A thousand armies
0:02:25 > 0:02:28# Couldn't keep me out
0:02:29 > 0:02:32# I don't want your money
0:02:33 > 0:02:36# I don't want your crown
0:02:38 > 0:02:40# See, I've come to burn your... #
0:02:40 > 0:02:41APPLAUSE
0:02:41 > 0:02:44# Your kingdom down
0:02:46 > 0:02:48# Holy water
0:02:48 > 0:02:51# Cannot help you now... #
0:02:51 > 0:02:54APPLAUSE
0:02:54 > 0:02:57# See, I've come to burn...
0:02:58 > 0:03:01# Your kingdom down
0:03:02 > 0:03:06# And no rivers and no lakes
0:03:06 > 0:03:08# Can put the fire out
0:03:10 > 0:03:14# I'm gonna raise the stakes
0:03:14 > 0:03:17# I'm gonna smoke you out
0:03:17 > 0:03:20# Seven devils all around me... #
0:03:20 > 0:03:22CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:03:22 > 0:03:24# Seven devils in my house
0:03:25 > 0:03:31# See, they were there when I woke up this morning
0:03:31 > 0:03:34# I'll be dead before the day is done
0:03:34 > 0:03:37# Seven devils all around you
0:03:37 > 0:03:42# Seven devils in your house
0:03:42 > 0:03:47# See, I was dead when I woke up this morning
0:03:47 > 0:03:53# And I'll be dead before the day is done... #
0:03:53 > 0:03:56APPLAUSE
0:04:00 > 0:04:03# Before the day is done
0:04:06 > 0:04:10# They can keep me high
0:04:11 > 0:04:15# Till I tear the walls
0:04:15 > 0:04:20# Till I save your heart
0:04:20 > 0:04:24# And to take your soul
0:04:24 > 0:04:27# What have we done?
0:04:27 > 0:04:31# Can it be undone...? #
0:04:33 > 0:04:36CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Hoopla!
0:04:46 > 0:04:50Now tell us what you thought about that in a French accent.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53FRENCH ACCENT: Well, I think that was very good.
0:04:53 > 0:04:57And it was very nice to see people doing somersaults.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00And, er, c'est... Oui.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02Was that good?
0:05:02 > 0:05:04Bon?
0:05:04 > 0:05:06Now it's time for this.
0:05:07 > 0:05:11The road to the Finaleval starts with Game One -
0:05:11 > 0:05:13the Champion of the Hoop!
0:05:13 > 0:05:15CHEERING # Hoopla! #
0:05:17 > 0:05:22Welcome to the Champion of the Hoop!
0:05:22 > 0:05:29Here we have the current title holder, Mr Richard Dick McCourt!
0:05:29 > 0:05:32CHEERING
0:05:34 > 0:05:37This man has the strength of a thousand...
0:05:37 > 0:05:40a thousand amoebas!
0:05:40 > 0:05:41LAUGHTER
0:05:41 > 0:05:46He has got the only pectoral muscles that can do something very special.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48They do this.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52BOING
0:05:52 > 0:05:54BOING
0:05:54 > 0:05:58BOING-BOING-BOING-BOING-NGNGNG
0:05:58 > 0:06:00LAUGHTER
0:06:00 > 0:06:03He hasn't got a six-pack.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05He's got a one-pack!
0:06:06 > 0:06:11It looks like a swollen-outy belly button and it does this.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13GIBBERING SOUNDS
0:06:15 > 0:06:17BOING-BOING-BOING
0:06:17 > 0:06:19GIBBERING, BOING
0:06:19 > 0:06:21LAUGHTER
0:06:23 > 0:06:27We need a challenger to take on the Mighty Dick.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30We need someone that can match his strength and stamina.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32But who will take him on?
0:06:32 > 0:06:35ALL: Me!
0:06:37 > 0:06:40I choose someone that can match him.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42It's you!
0:06:42 > 0:06:45Come up here. Give her a big round of applause!
0:06:45 > 0:06:47APPLAUSE
0:06:49 > 0:06:52Calm it. Just calm, calm.
0:06:52 > 0:06:56- OK, Maisie, what's your name? - Maisie.- Lovely.
0:06:56 > 0:07:01- Do you think you can take this on? - Yeah.- All right then, OK.
0:07:01 > 0:07:06Now, over here we have the personal trainer to the stars...producers.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08This is Lewis.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11APPLAUSE
0:07:11 > 0:07:15Lewis will set a load of challenges you've got to do against each other.
0:07:15 > 0:07:19The one who scores the most points shall get the Golden Hoop
0:07:19 > 0:07:23and go through to the Finaleval. Lewis, what is the first challenge?
0:07:23 > 0:07:25First, it's the Star Jump Challenge.
0:07:25 > 0:07:29For thick people watching, please can you demonstrate a star jump?
0:07:31 > 0:07:35That is the perfect star jump, ladies and gentlemen.
0:07:35 > 0:07:39We're going to give them 20 seconds to try and do as many as they can.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42So let's start with Maisie.
0:07:42 > 0:07:46Maisie, 20 seconds. Lewis will be counting. Your time starts now.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50- Come on! - SHOUTS OF ENCOURAGEMENT
0:08:06 > 0:08:08Stop! Well done, Maisie.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10So, Lewis...
0:08:10 > 0:08:15- How many star jumps did Maisie manage to do?- 36 star jumps.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17- 36! - APPLAUSE
0:08:17 > 0:08:20More than one a second.
0:08:20 > 0:08:2536. And now let's bring on the contender, the current title holder.
0:08:25 > 0:08:29It's Dick. Yes, he looks like he's just finished breast-feeding.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31Nothing in there. OK...
0:08:31 > 0:08:3520 seconds. Come on, mate, your time starts now.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38Come on!
0:08:38 > 0:08:40AUDIENCE CLAP ALONG
0:08:42 > 0:08:44Come on!
0:08:44 > 0:08:47Come on!
0:08:47 > 0:08:49Come on!
0:08:55 > 0:09:00You had problems with the, uh...co-ordination there!
0:09:00 > 0:09:04It's a lot for him to do. How many proper ones did he do?
0:09:04 > 0:09:0629 good star jumps.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08- 29, so... - APPLAUSE AND JEERING
0:09:08 > 0:09:13So let's just find out if he's got any final words on that.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15- Chips.- Chips, brilliant, OK.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Lewis, what's the next challenge?
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Next, it's the Burpee Challenge.
0:09:19 > 0:09:23For the thick people watching, what is a burpee?
0:09:23 > 0:09:28OK, brilliant. Both of you together this time, get down on the floor.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31- Oh...- Shut up! - LAUGHTER
0:09:31 > 0:09:37OK, you've got 30 seconds to do this and your time starts now. Go!
0:09:37 > 0:09:39- Come on! - BURPING SOUNDS
0:09:39 > 0:09:41Come on!
0:09:43 > 0:09:46How many is that?
0:10:02 > 0:10:04Come on!
0:10:04 > 0:10:06Come on!
0:10:07 > 0:10:10Stop! Stop what you're doing.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12So let's find out.
0:10:12 > 0:10:17Well, I can tell you now that Dick managed to do a total of...
0:10:17 > 0:10:2012 burpees, ladies and gentlemen!
0:10:20 > 0:10:22APPLAUSE
0:10:22 > 0:10:25I've got to tell you, 12 in 30 seconds,
0:10:25 > 0:10:28- that's actually awful! - LAUGHTER
0:10:28 > 0:10:31OK. Lewis?
0:10:31 > 0:10:33- Maisie scored 18 good burpees.- 18!
0:10:33 > 0:10:36APPLAUSE
0:10:36 > 0:10:40So, Lewis, we approach the final round. What is it?
0:10:40 > 0:10:42It's the Sit-Up Challenge.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44Now, a sit-up, what's that?
0:10:47 > 0:10:50Oh, OK. Very good, OK, so that's a sit-up.
0:10:50 > 0:10:55Dick last did a sit-up when he was in bed and saw a cake on his knees.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57Lie on the floor, please, both of you.
0:10:57 > 0:11:03Richard needs to do 14 more sit-ups than Maisie in order to win.
0:11:03 > 0:11:06All right then, in your lying down positions...
0:11:06 > 0:11:10And your time, 20 seconds, starts now.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Come on!
0:11:13 > 0:11:16SHOUTS OF ENCOURAGEMENT
0:11:30 > 0:11:33Stop! Stop what we're doing, OK?
0:11:33 > 0:11:34Time is up.
0:11:34 > 0:11:37So I can now confirm that after that round,
0:11:37 > 0:11:40Dick managed to do 10 sit-ups.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42OK? And Maisie managed to do...?
0:11:42 > 0:11:46- 21.- 21! - APPLAUSE
0:11:46 > 0:11:50We have a winner. There we go, Maisie is the winner of the hoop.
0:11:50 > 0:11:53CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:11:54 > 0:11:57Put it on and... Hoopla!
0:11:58 > 0:12:00APPLAUSE
0:12:00 > 0:12:02JINGLE PLAYS
0:12:04 > 0:12:06BOING-BOING
0:12:07 > 0:12:10"BOING" SOUNDS IN RHYTHM WITH TUNE
0:12:17 > 0:12:19BOING-BOING
0:12:19 > 0:12:22Well done. Take her off to the Finaleval.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25We'll see you at the end of the show. Well done.
0:12:25 > 0:12:28And now prepare to be amazed!
0:12:29 > 0:12:31GIBBERING SOUNDS
0:12:36 > 0:12:38GIBBERING SOUNDS
0:12:39 > 0:12:41Beware!
0:12:41 > 0:12:44Beware! Beware!
0:12:44 > 0:12:46And hello! Hello!
0:12:46 > 0:12:49Hello!
0:12:49 > 0:12:53I, the great Doctor Do-Nothing, have braved the seven seas of Persia,
0:12:53 > 0:12:57the desert wilderness of Mesopotamia
0:12:57 > 0:13:00and the retirement homes of Berwick-upon-Tweed
0:13:00 > 0:13:02to bring you my latest curio.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04CLUCKING
0:13:04 > 0:13:09Have you ever stared certain death in the face like this?
0:13:11 > 0:13:15I have and now you will too,
0:13:15 > 0:13:19for caged behind this screen is nature's greatest abomination,
0:13:19 > 0:13:23the man-eating chicken!
0:13:23 > 0:13:25CLUCKING
0:13:25 > 0:13:27Control your fear.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29Face down your terror.
0:13:29 > 0:13:33Stop that little bit of wee from coming out.
0:13:33 > 0:13:36Be under no illusions. We cannot guarantee your safety.
0:13:36 > 0:13:39The man-eating chicken devours all...
0:13:39 > 0:13:42Aagh! Aagh! Aaaagh!
0:13:42 > 0:13:45Just joking. I'm fine!
0:13:46 > 0:13:51No, seriously, those of a nervous disposition, leave now.
0:13:55 > 0:13:58Bye, Mum!
0:13:58 > 0:14:01And brace yourselves as I pull back the protective curtain
0:14:01 > 0:14:05to reveal the man...eating...chicken!
0:14:05 > 0:14:07LAUGHTER
0:14:07 > 0:14:11Hmm, I love chicken, I do. Yum-yum!
0:14:11 > 0:14:14Well, I promised you a man eating chicken and here he is -
0:14:14 > 0:14:17- a man eating chicken!- Lovely chicken.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19Yum-yum-yum!
0:14:19 > 0:14:21Two men eating chicken!
0:14:21 > 0:14:23LAUGHTER
0:14:23 > 0:14:26Some people are never satisfied. No refunds.
0:14:27 > 0:14:30Well, wasn't that marvellous?
0:14:30 > 0:14:34Now, ladies and gentlemen, the Hoopla continues outside.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36CHEERFUL JINGLE PLAYS
0:14:40 > 0:14:42'It's Hoopla game number two!
0:14:42 > 0:14:45'Beware the Hand of Cackamanga!'
0:14:45 > 0:14:47# Hoopla! #
0:14:47 > 0:14:51One of this lot will win a Golden Hoopla Hoop and join us
0:14:51 > 0:14:53in our great and glorious Finaleval,
0:14:53 > 0:14:55but only if they steer clear of...
0:14:55 > 0:15:00BOTH: ..the Hand of Cackamanga!
0:15:00 > 0:15:04If you get marked, you're out. The last man standing is the winner.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07- Are you ready? - ALL: Leave us alone!
0:15:07 > 0:15:09Cackamanga!
0:15:11 > 0:15:13SHOUTS OF ENCOURAGEMENT
0:15:13 > 0:15:16# Don't look round till victory is found
0:15:16 > 0:15:20# It's the Hand of Cackamanga
0:15:20 > 0:15:22# The bumper cars, they can't go very fast
0:15:22 > 0:15:25# But they're good for Cackamanga
0:15:27 > 0:15:29# You weren't fast enough, so you're out
0:15:29 > 0:15:31# That's tough
0:15:31 > 0:15:33# The Hand of Cackamanga... #
0:15:33 > 0:15:35Oi, come on!
0:15:35 > 0:15:39# Oh, yeah Come on, they'll all be gone
0:15:39 > 0:15:41# Smack you, Cackamanga
0:15:41 > 0:15:45# Red number four's out the door
0:15:45 > 0:15:47# Out, out, Cackamanga
0:15:51 > 0:15:55# This kid's got Cackamanga
0:15:55 > 0:15:59# You can smile all you like, but get on your bike, bye-bye
0:15:59 > 0:16:02# You've lost, Cackamanga
0:16:03 > 0:16:05# You drive like a mad dog
0:16:05 > 0:16:09# He gave you the Cackamanga
0:16:09 > 0:16:12# Yeah, yeah, Cackamanga
0:16:13 > 0:16:15# Your driving, it was trash
0:16:15 > 0:16:18# Out of the game now you must pass
0:16:18 > 0:16:21# Cack-Cack, Cackamanga
0:16:21 > 0:16:24# Cack-Cack, Cackamanga
0:16:24 > 0:16:27# More cack on the Hand of Cackamanga
0:16:27 > 0:16:31# Cack-Cack, Cackamanga... #
0:16:31 > 0:16:33SCREAMING
0:16:33 > 0:16:36# We have a winner! #
0:16:40 > 0:16:42We have a winner!
0:16:42 > 0:16:45The winner, ladies and gentlemen. Come on over.
0:16:45 > 0:16:49- You didn't get smeared in Cackamanga juice.- The winner is Claire!
0:16:49 > 0:16:52That means you have 20 seconds in which to Hoopla!
0:16:52 > 0:16:54JINGLE PLAYS
0:16:56 > 0:16:58We'll do it with you.
0:17:13 > 0:17:16Right, kids, come along, come along.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18Take her off to the Finaleval. Bye!
0:17:18 > 0:17:22And now be astounded by the memory of Mike McClean!
0:17:22 > 0:17:25CHEERING Thank you very much.
0:17:25 > 0:17:27Thank you very much indeed.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31Please...
0:17:31 > 0:17:34Save it for the end. I've got a weak finish.
0:17:34 > 0:17:38I'll do a bit of mind-reading. I need somebody with a sense of humour.
0:17:38 > 0:17:41The gentleman there that's swapped fashion for comfort.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43Give him a big round of applause!
0:17:43 > 0:17:45APPLAUSE
0:17:46 > 0:17:48Nice to meet you.
0:17:48 > 0:17:52Stand over there. That's it, where the trapdoor is. Lovely.
0:17:52 > 0:17:56You've got a lot of money, but you don't spend it on your clothes.
0:17:56 > 0:17:58- What's your name?- Paul.- Correct.
0:17:58 > 0:18:03Think of a holiday. Just think of where you're going on holiday.
0:18:03 > 0:18:07Anywhere in the world that you'd like to go. Where would you go?
0:18:07 > 0:18:09- Florida.- Florida, OK.
0:18:09 > 0:18:13Now, going to Florida, you have to take some money with you.
0:18:13 > 0:18:17And I can tell, like I said, you've got a lot of money.
0:18:17 > 0:18:21- How much would you take to Florida? - Ten and a half thousand pounds.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24Ten and a half thousand pounds?
0:18:24 > 0:18:26- LAUGHTER - It's a long holiday.
0:18:26 > 0:18:29It had better be a long holiday.
0:18:29 > 0:18:33I'll put 10½... I don't know. ..thousand pounds. I don't know.
0:18:33 > 0:18:37Ten and a half thousand pounds. Have you got a mobile?
0:18:37 > 0:18:41- Yes.- Think of the last four numbers of that mobile phone.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43- Get them in your head. Got it?- Yeah.
0:18:43 > 0:18:48OK, you've got the last four numbers of your mobile phone. What are they?
0:18:48 > 0:18:490332.
0:18:49 > 0:18:530...3...3...2.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55Behind me is a box. You've probably seen it.
0:18:55 > 0:18:59It's been there throughout this demonstration of mind-reading.
0:18:59 > 0:19:04I'll place it on here. Inside here is something that's very special.
0:19:04 > 0:19:08If I open it up, you will see that I have got... If I can get it out...
0:19:08 > 0:19:11There it is, a tube.
0:19:11 > 0:19:13A tube.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15Inside there is a piece of paper.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17Take it out. Clean hand. Other one.
0:19:17 > 0:19:19No, you were right the first time.
0:19:19 > 0:19:21Take that there. Open it up.
0:19:21 > 0:19:24All I want you to do is read out what it says.
0:19:25 > 0:19:28- "Mike McClean..."- Whoa, that's me!
0:19:28 > 0:19:31CHEERING
0:19:31 > 0:19:35I've come a long way for that. Go on, you do the rest.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38"..predicts that a member of the audience will choose:
0:19:38 > 0:19:42- "Holiday..."- You said Florida. I said...?- Florida.
0:19:42 > 0:19:44APPLAUSE
0:19:45 > 0:19:49"Money - £10,500."
0:19:49 > 0:19:52APPLAUSE
0:19:52 > 0:19:55And the last four numbers of your mobile?
0:19:55 > 0:19:58- "0332."- And yours is 0332!
0:19:58 > 0:20:01CHEERING
0:20:02 > 0:20:05"Florida, £10,500, 0332."
0:20:05 > 0:20:09Thank you very much indeed. Thank you.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11APPLAUSE
0:20:14 > 0:20:17Come here, come here.
0:20:17 > 0:20:21And now tell us what you thought of that through the art of mime.
0:20:32 > 0:20:36And now let's see what's coming up on the rest of today's Hoopla!
0:20:36 > 0:20:40'Yes, plenty more tip-top, big top, top hat entertainment to come
0:20:40 > 0:20:44'from Vida and Raymond and Mr Timpkins,
0:20:44 > 0:20:49'plus loads more Hoopla style games before that all-important Finaleval
0:20:49 > 0:20:53'where one lucky winner will receive a prize that money just cannot buy!'
0:20:55 > 0:20:57# We were very happy
0:20:57 > 0:21:00# Well, at least I thought we were
0:21:00 > 0:21:03# Can somebody tell me
0:21:03 > 0:21:06# What got into her?
0:21:06 > 0:21:10# We had a house and a home and a family
0:21:10 > 0:21:14# And a man that loved her so
0:21:15 > 0:21:19# Who'd believe she'd leave us to join a...
0:21:19 > 0:21:22- # Hoopla!- ..show?
0:21:22 > 0:21:28# Whoa, say, has anybody seen my sweet Gypsy Rose?
0:21:28 > 0:21:33# Here's a picture when she was my sweet Mary-Jo
0:21:33 > 0:21:38# Now she's got rings on her fingers and bells on her toes
0:21:38 > 0:21:44# Say, has anybody seen my sweet Gypsy Rose? #
0:21:44 > 0:21:46- Here I am! - RIPPING SOUND
0:21:46 > 0:21:50There go me knick-knacks! Hiya. I'm Gypsy Rose Dick.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53Some people call me "GIP-sy" Rose Dick, so called because...
0:21:53 > 0:21:56BLEUGGHH!
0:21:56 > 0:21:58These are Dick's cards of fate.
0:21:58 > 0:22:02Let's have a look at what's on offer today. Oh, God, bit of... Oh!
0:22:02 > 0:22:04BLEUGGHH!
0:22:04 > 0:22:07At the end of this, someone will win another Golden Hoopla Hoop.
0:22:07 > 0:22:09ALL: Ooh!
0:22:09 > 0:22:11Every week, I show you the hoop
0:22:11 > 0:22:15and all you do is give that sarcastic "ooh"!
0:22:15 > 0:22:19Show me some respect, will you?!
0:22:19 > 0:22:21ALL: Sorry.
0:22:21 > 0:22:25It's all right. Let's meet the contestants. Two fellas today.
0:22:25 > 0:22:29It's Milo and Robin. Sit down here. Give them a round of applause.
0:22:29 > 0:22:33Lovely. That's better. Here they are.
0:22:33 > 0:22:36- Boys, are you ready for this?- Yeah. - Robin, you go first.
0:22:36 > 0:22:38I'll just do my little rhyme.
0:22:38 > 0:22:42Cards, cards, you're full of muck, when they eat it, they may chuck!
0:22:42 > 0:22:44- BLEUGGHH! - Lovely.
0:22:44 > 0:22:48On you go, Robin. Show everyone at home what you've got.
0:22:48 > 0:22:52Right way up. That's it. Peanut butter. Let's find that.
0:22:53 > 0:22:58Milo, you've got ten seconds to eat as many spoonfuls as you can. Go!
0:22:58 > 0:23:00Remember to swallow it.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02One... Isn't it nice?
0:23:02 > 0:23:04Two... Oh, no, one.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07He's had to think about the second one.
0:23:07 > 0:23:11- 'Stop it!'- Oh, oh, oh! There is a bucket down there, love.
0:23:11 > 0:23:16Are you going to swallow it? It's only peanut butter. Make a decision!
0:23:18 > 0:23:22That counts as one, Milo. It was one and a little smidge, weren't it?
0:23:22 > 0:23:26- Do you like peanut butter, Robin? - No.- You've got it in your lush pint.
0:23:26 > 0:23:29There you are. Right then, Milo, your turn to pick.
0:23:29 > 0:23:33Cards, cards, you're full of muck, if they eat it, they may chuck!
0:23:33 > 0:23:35BLEUGGHH! BLEUGGHH!
0:23:38 > 0:23:42Oh, it's the same colour as your hair!
0:23:42 > 0:23:45LAUGHTER
0:23:45 > 0:23:49He's got peanut butter on his cheek. It's not glue, it's peanut butter!
0:23:49 > 0:23:52Show everyone what Robin's going to eat now.
0:23:52 > 0:23:57- Soggy Corn Flakes.- Lovely. Right, Robin, your ten seconds start now.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00Off you go. Will he like them? One...
0:24:00 > 0:24:04Two. He likes them, you see, Milo.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06Three.
0:24:06 > 0:24:09- Can he do four? - 'Stop it!'- Can you swallow that?
0:24:09 > 0:24:12He's a good lad. There you go, Robin.
0:24:12 > 0:24:17- Do you like soggy Corn Flakes, Milo?- Yeah.- One, two, three...
0:24:17 > 0:24:19Was it four you did? Yeah.
0:24:19 > 0:24:22Four! Lovely. That's looking nice already.
0:24:22 > 0:24:26Right, back to you, Robin. You pick. Let's get rid of these ones.
0:24:26 > 0:24:30Cards, cards, you're full of muck, if they eat it, they may chuck!
0:24:30 > 0:24:32He's got none left in him!
0:24:32 > 0:24:35Pick a card. What have you got? Cold mash potato.
0:24:35 > 0:24:39Everything's cold today! My microwave's bust. Here you go, Milo.
0:24:39 > 0:24:43Your ten seconds start now. One. He's trying to get back into it now.
0:24:43 > 0:24:46Oh, no. Two.
0:24:46 > 0:24:49It's only the finest mash potato used here. Two.
0:24:49 > 0:24:53- Can you do...?- 'Stop it!'- Two and a bit. Are you going to swallow it?
0:24:53 > 0:24:57Go on then. Do you eat like this at home?
0:24:57 > 0:25:02It'd take all night to have tea at his house. Manners! Come on, Milo!
0:25:02 > 0:25:06Lovely. I've made all this delicious food for you.
0:25:06 > 0:25:10One and a bit. Was it two and a bit? There's two and there's your bit.
0:25:10 > 0:25:13Mix that up. Lovely. Do you like the look of that, Robin?
0:25:13 > 0:25:15Peanut butter and cold mash potato!
0:25:15 > 0:25:20Cards, cards, you're full of muck, if they eat it, they may chuck!
0:25:20 > 0:25:24- Show everyone at home what you've got.- Sweet...corn.
0:25:24 > 0:25:27Sweet...corn. Right. Two words in your book, is it?
0:25:27 > 0:25:30Here you are, Robin. Ten seconds start now.
0:25:31 > 0:25:34One. Two.
0:25:34 > 0:25:37Nice, crisp, fresh sweetcorn. Two.
0:25:37 > 0:25:39Three.
0:25:39 > 0:25:42- 'Stop it!'- Time's up. Can you swallow it?
0:25:42 > 0:25:44You did three. One...
0:25:44 > 0:25:48Yes! Two. That's two gone. Three down. Three down. Lovely.
0:25:48 > 0:25:52- What do you make of that then, Milo?- It's OK.
0:25:52 > 0:25:54I wouldn't say that. Right, Robin.
0:25:54 > 0:25:58Cards, cards, you're full of muck, if they eat it, they may chuck!
0:25:58 > 0:26:00- BLEUGGHH! - He's got it, he hasn't.
0:26:00 > 0:26:03Come on, pick a card. Show everyone what you've got.
0:26:03 > 0:26:06Chocolate mousse.
0:26:06 > 0:26:10That's a bit nicer for you. Where's the chocolate mousse? Here it is.
0:26:10 > 0:26:13It's very dark brown. Your ten seconds start now. Go!
0:26:13 > 0:26:16One... Two.
0:26:16 > 0:26:18Three. Four.
0:26:18 > 0:26:21He likes this. Five. Six. Seven.
0:26:21 > 0:26:26- Eight.- 'Stop it!'- We found something that he likes - chocolate mousse!
0:26:26 > 0:26:28Eight spoonfuls of that into there.
0:26:28 > 0:26:30One, two, three, four,
0:26:30 > 0:26:33five, six, seven, eight.
0:26:33 > 0:26:35Do you like that? Look at that.
0:26:35 > 0:26:38- ALL: Eugh! - Back to you then, Milo, to pick.
0:26:38 > 0:26:42Cards, cards, you're full of muck, if they eat it, they may chuck!
0:26:42 > 0:26:45- BLEUGGHH! - Straight down. Go on, pick a card.
0:26:45 > 0:26:47The last card of the game.
0:26:47 > 0:26:50- What have you got?- Mint sauce.
0:26:50 > 0:26:54Mint sauce. Minty, fresh, vinegary, nice, lovely.
0:26:54 > 0:26:57There you are, Robin. I'll give your spoon a clean.
0:26:57 > 0:26:59Your ten seconds start now.
0:26:59 > 0:27:01- One...- Eugh!
0:27:01 > 0:27:03A bit tart, is it?
0:27:03 > 0:27:06- Two.- Eugh!- It is, isn't it? It's getting his taste buds.
0:27:06 > 0:27:09- You need a bit of lamb with it, don't you?- 'Stop it!'
0:27:09 > 0:27:12He's got two in, but can he swallow it?
0:27:14 > 0:27:16Oh, lovely!
0:27:16 > 0:27:20So, one, two... That'll add a bit of flavour, Milo.
0:27:20 > 0:27:24At the end of the game, we've got two full lush pints.
0:27:24 > 0:27:26I'll get out my mystic mixers
0:27:26 > 0:27:30and give 'em a nice churn together to make it taste even better.
0:27:30 > 0:27:33ENGINE REVS
0:27:37 > 0:27:42Right, let me tell you what you've got in your pint before you down it.
0:27:42 > 0:27:44Robin, you've got peanut butter,
0:27:44 > 0:27:47cold mash potato and chocolate mousse.
0:27:47 > 0:27:52Milo, you've got Corn Flakes, sweetcorn and mint sauce.
0:27:52 > 0:27:56What a smoothie! Right then, are you ready?
0:27:56 > 0:27:58The first person to down it and put the empty glass
0:27:58 > 0:28:00on their head is the winner. Go!
0:28:02 > 0:28:05They're both having trouble here.
0:28:05 > 0:28:10Is it the mint sauce you don't like? You've got chocolate mousse in that!
0:28:14 > 0:28:18Come on, lads, it's the news at six o'clock!
0:28:20 > 0:28:22We haven't got all day for it!
0:28:27 > 0:28:32People want to turn over to Coronation Street in a bit. Come on!
0:28:33 > 0:28:35Get it down to the red line!
0:28:35 > 0:28:39The first one to do it wins. You get a place in the Finaleval.
0:28:39 > 0:28:43There's a Golden Hoopla Hoop at stake.
0:28:44 > 0:28:46Look!
0:28:46 > 0:28:50You can win the best prizes on British TV in the Finaleval!
0:28:50 > 0:28:54- I feel sick.- Get it down your necks! Drink it!
0:28:55 > 0:28:58I don't want to see you any longer. Now come on!
0:28:58 > 0:29:00Drink the stuff!
0:29:00 > 0:29:04- LAUGHTER - Get that in you!
0:29:08 > 0:29:11Here you are, I'll give it another whisk.
0:29:12 > 0:29:14ENGINE REVS
0:29:14 > 0:29:16Now it's juicy. Get it down...
0:29:20 > 0:29:24- Get up! Get up! - What are you doing!?
0:29:24 > 0:29:27- Keep drinking!- Oh!
0:29:33 > 0:29:35Seriously!
0:29:37 > 0:29:41He's nearly there! He's done it! Put it on your head!
0:29:41 > 0:29:44Put it on your head! On your head!
0:29:44 > 0:29:46Not that way up!
0:29:47 > 0:29:51- Not that way! - You've got it on your head!
0:29:51 > 0:29:54Look - we have a winner!
0:29:54 > 0:29:57It's Milo. Give him a round of applause. He did well.
0:29:57 > 0:30:01You can take that with you. But you...
0:30:01 > 0:30:04You come over to this corner.
0:30:06 > 0:30:09Milo, you're coming to the carnival,
0:30:09 > 0:30:13but first you've got 20 seconds to do hoopla!
0:30:13 > 0:30:17- CHEERING - We'll move this out your way.
0:30:18 > 0:30:20Come on!
0:30:21 > 0:30:27I'm done, me. 'What am I doing here?
0:30:27 > 0:30:31'I can't believe my life has come to this.
0:30:31 > 0:30:35'Sixty-five years of being a gypsy...
0:30:35 > 0:30:38'and look at me. I mean, look at me!
0:30:40 > 0:30:43'Where's Dom? Doesn't he come in now?'
0:30:43 > 0:30:47Right! Enough of all this nonsense. It's time to play some music.
0:30:47 > 0:30:51You'll want to play the bum bongos! It's Vida!
0:30:55 > 0:30:58# Boom-ba-boom-ba-boom It makes me go
0:30:58 > 0:31:01# Boom-ba-ba-boom-boom-boom
0:31:01 > 0:31:04# Boom-ba-boom-ba-boom-boom Boombox
0:31:08 > 0:31:10# Wi-yo
0:31:10 > 0:31:11# Ay
0:31:12 > 0:31:13# Ay
0:31:16 > 0:31:19# Boombox Never go anywhere without my...
0:31:19 > 0:31:22# Boombox Sitting here chillin' with my...
0:31:22 > 0:31:26# Boombox Take a minute, listen to my boombox
0:31:26 > 0:31:29# All the boys gather round Just to see my...boombox!
0:31:29 > 0:31:32# Ain't no way you're gonna turn me down
0:31:32 > 0:31:35# Love it when the speakers go kapow Boombox
0:31:35 > 0:31:38# Everybody's looking at it They wish they had it
0:31:38 > 0:31:41# Never heard anything this loud Boombox
0:31:41 > 0:31:44# I wanna, wanna, wanna hear my boombox
0:31:44 > 0:31:47# From the car to my room to the rooftops
0:31:47 > 0:31:50# I wanna, wanna, wanna hear my boombox
0:31:50 > 0:31:52# All I need is me and my boombox
0:31:52 > 0:31:55# It makes me go boom-ba-ba-boom-boom-boom
0:31:55 > 0:31:58# It makes me go boom-ba-boom-ba-boom-boom
0:31:58 > 0:32:01# It makes me go boom-ba-ba-boom-boom-boom
0:32:01 > 0:32:05# It makes me go boom-ba-boom-ba-boom-boom, boombox
0:32:05 > 0:32:09# Walking down the street They follow my boombox
0:32:09 > 0:32:11# Crazy for the beat Bopping to my boombox
0:32:11 > 0:32:15# Underground train may be full Boombox
0:32:15 > 0:32:17# See the taxi cabs as they pull up
0:32:17 > 0:32:20# Ain't no way they're gonna turn me down
0:32:20 > 0:32:22# Love it when the speakers go kapow
0:32:22 > 0:32:27# Everybody's looking at it They wish they had it
0:32:27 > 0:32:30# Never heard anything this loud Boombox
0:32:30 > 0:32:32# I wanna, wanna, wanna hear my boombox
0:32:32 > 0:32:35# From the car to my room to the rooftops
0:32:35 > 0:32:38# I wanna, wanna, wanna hear my boombox
0:32:38 > 0:32:41# All I need is me and my boombox
0:32:41 > 0:32:44# It makes me go boom-ba-ba-boom-boom-boom
0:32:44 > 0:32:47# Yeah, it makes me go boom-ba-boom-ba-boom-boom
0:32:47 > 0:32:50# It makes me go boom-ba-ba-boom-boom-boom
0:32:50 > 0:32:52# Are you ready?
0:32:52 > 0:32:54# Boombox
0:32:54 > 0:32:59# Love my boom, shake up the room It makes me bop, makes me slide
0:32:59 > 0:33:03# Ride the beat I'm selfish, my boom's all mine
0:33:03 > 0:33:06# Boomy, I love you long time Boombox
0:33:06 > 0:33:09# I wanna, wanna, wanna hear my boombox
0:33:09 > 0:33:12# From the car to my room to the rooftops
0:33:12 > 0:33:15# I wanna, wanna, wanna hear my boombox
0:33:15 > 0:33:18# All I need is me and my boombox
0:33:18 > 0:33:20# Boom-ba-ba-boom-boom-boom
0:33:20 > 0:33:24# It makes me go boom-ba-boom-ba-boom-boom
0:33:24 > 0:33:27# Boom-ba-ba-boom-boom-boom Hoopla
0:33:27 > 0:33:30# Down, down, down to my boombox
0:33:32 > 0:33:33# Boombox
0:33:35 > 0:33:36# Boombox
0:33:38 > 0:33:40# Boombox
0:33:40 > 0:33:44# Do what we do with your boombox! #
0:33:49 > 0:33:51Well, that was terrific.
0:33:51 > 0:33:55I've been working on a song myself for about three years.
0:33:55 > 0:33:57# I've got a shoebox
0:33:57 > 0:34:01# I keep birds' eggs in it and little knick-knacks... #
0:34:01 > 0:34:03All right. Leave it out.
0:34:03 > 0:34:08Who will be joining cavalier Claire, majestic Maisie and marvellous Milo
0:34:08 > 0:34:11in our phenomenal finaleval?
0:34:11 > 0:34:14Let's find out as we play Celebrity Darts!
0:34:15 > 0:34:20Another golden Hoopla hoop is ready for one of these players.
0:34:20 > 0:34:23Yes, Celebrity Darts. Throw darts at these celebrities
0:34:23 > 0:34:28and if you get an object you win the points. Who's first?
0:34:28 > 0:34:31You. Step up to the oche. Here are your darts.
0:34:31 > 0:34:35Now nominate your celebrity. Who would you like to go for?
0:34:35 > 0:34:39- Michael McIntyre. - Michael, are you ready?
0:34:39 > 0:34:42Yes, I'm ready! Make it quick!
0:34:42 > 0:34:45OK, then. Off you go.
0:34:46 > 0:34:49- Miss.- Hahahaha!
0:34:52 > 0:34:54Please do not try this at home!
0:34:54 > 0:34:59Throwing a dart at a celebrity could lead to a charge
0:34:59 > 0:35:02of actual bodily harm carrying a minimum sentence of six months.
0:35:02 > 0:35:06In more serious cases, it's grievous bodily harm,
0:35:06 > 0:35:11carrying a maximum sentence of life imprisonment. Let's play darts!
0:35:11 > 0:35:13Lovely.
0:35:13 > 0:35:17- Very nice of him.- You hit the celebrity and that's very naughty,
0:35:17 > 0:35:20- so apologise to Michael.- Sorry!
0:35:20 > 0:35:23That's all right. Don't worry.
0:35:23 > 0:35:27Now you must answer this question. Michael, fire away.
0:35:27 > 0:35:30What football team do I support? Ouch!
0:35:30 > 0:35:34Is it a) Arsenal? b) Tottenham? Or c) Chelsea?
0:35:34 > 0:35:38- Chelsea. - Is incorrect! It's Tottenham!
0:35:38 > 0:35:42- Sorry, Rohan.- No points for you. - Mandy, over you come.
0:35:42 > 0:35:46You stand on the adult oche. Who's your celebrity?
0:35:46 > 0:35:51- Em, Fearne Cotton. - Fearne Cotton. Big fish, Fearne.
0:35:51 > 0:35:54I'm puffed out. And it's past my bedtime.
0:35:54 > 0:35:59Oh! You hit the celebrity! Say sorry to Fearne.
0:35:59 > 0:36:03- Sorry, Fearne.- That's all right. - Here's a question for one point.
0:36:03 > 0:36:07What did I want to be when I was a little girl?
0:36:07 > 0:36:11a) A Vet? b) A doctor? Or c) An air hostess?
0:36:11 > 0:36:14- An air hostess.- Correct answer!
0:36:14 > 0:36:17One point for Mandy!
0:36:17 > 0:36:21There's your darts. Take care. Nominate a celebrity.
0:36:21 > 0:36:22Em...
0:36:23 > 0:36:27- Brian Cox.- Brian Cox. With a cake on his head. Hi, Brian!
0:36:27 > 0:36:31Hiya. I'm having a lovely time with a cake on my head.
0:36:31 > 0:36:35Lovely. So, off you go.
0:36:35 > 0:36:38- First dart. - Oh, that's amazing.
0:36:39 > 0:36:41Wow, that's brilliant.
0:36:43 > 0:36:46- Right in the jaw!- Aaargh!
0:36:46 > 0:36:50- Apologise.- Sorry, Brian.- That's all right. Everything is brilliant.
0:36:50 > 0:36:56All right. So Brian is now going to ask you a question for one point.
0:36:56 > 0:37:02I have got a son whose middle name is Eagle. Is that true or false?
0:37:02 > 0:37:06- False. - It's incorrect. It's true!
0:37:06 > 0:37:11- So close, Rohan.- Back to you, Mandy. Pick a celebrity.- Cheryl Cole.
0:37:11 > 0:37:15- Cheryl Cole. Hi, Cheryl. - Howay, pet. How are you?
0:37:15 > 0:37:17- Go, go, go! ..Miss!- Whoops.
0:37:20 > 0:37:24- Right on the beltline! - Is that because I'm worth it?
0:37:24 > 0:37:28- Apologise to Cheryl. - I'm so sorry, Cheryl.
0:37:28 > 0:37:33- Here's your question for one point. - Cheryl, for your own dignity...
0:37:33 > 0:37:37Dom, you're really good to me. You always have been.
0:37:37 > 0:37:41What was wor debut solo single called?
0:37:41 > 0:37:45a) Fight For This Love? b) Spaceman? Or c) Stuck On You?
0:37:45 > 0:37:50- The last one, whatever it was! - Stuck On You?
0:37:50 > 0:37:54- You're wrong, pet. Fight For This Love.- Rohan, who will you go for?
0:37:54 > 0:38:00- Em...Gary Barlow.- Gary Barlow. Gary, are you ready for this?
0:38:00 > 0:38:03- Yeah, let's fire away, man.- OK.
0:38:04 > 0:38:08Oh! Right on the pizza! Three points! Well done.
0:38:08 > 0:38:10So now you've got three points.
0:38:10 > 0:38:14This is your chance to double your points to a total of six
0:38:14 > 0:38:18- if you answer this question. - My mum has the same name
0:38:18 > 0:38:23as which Simpsons character? Is it a) Lisa? Is it b) Marge?
0:38:23 > 0:38:27I'm boring myself! Or is it c) Maggie?
0:38:27 > 0:38:33- Marge.- Eh, you're right, kid. That's spot on.
0:38:33 > 0:38:36Six for Rohan!
0:38:36 > 0:38:38- Pick a celebrity, Mandy.- Madonna.
0:38:38 > 0:38:41What's with the meringue, Madonna?
0:38:41 > 0:38:43- What?- Shut up. Forget it.
0:38:43 > 0:38:45Hurry up!
0:38:45 > 0:38:50- Aaaargh!- Right in the armpit. Apologise.- I'm sorry, Madonna.
0:38:50 > 0:38:53- That is OK.- Here's your question.
0:38:53 > 0:38:55Name one of my four children.
0:38:57 > 0:38:59Hurry up.
0:39:01 > 0:39:02- Have a guess!- No idea!
0:39:02 > 0:39:08- No idea.- Incorrect. You could have had Lourdes, Rocco, David or Mercy.
0:39:08 > 0:39:10So there we are..
0:39:10 > 0:39:12The totals are one for Mandy
0:39:12 > 0:39:18- and the winner of the Golden Hoop is Rohan with six!- Well done!
0:39:18 > 0:39:22You now have 20 seconds in which to...Hoopla!
0:39:41 > 0:39:45- All right, brilliant. - See you at the finaleval!
0:39:45 > 0:39:50- See you later.- And now you'll love this one. Very funny music here.
0:39:50 > 0:39:54From Raymond and Mr Timpkins!
0:39:57 > 0:40:00Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin.
0:40:02 > 0:40:06# Do A deer, a female deer
0:40:06 > 0:40:09# Re A drop of golden sun
0:40:09 > 0:40:13# Me A name I call myself...
0:40:15 > 0:40:17# Hello
0:40:18 > 0:40:21# Is it me you're looking for...
0:40:23 > 0:40:26# Don't, don't you want me...
0:40:28 > 0:40:30# Take that look off your face...
0:40:30 > 0:40:34# Everybody look at me, me...
0:40:34 > 0:40:36# Look at me...
0:40:36 > 0:40:41# Please release me
0:40:41 > 0:40:45# Let me go...
0:40:52 > 0:40:55# That's me in the corner...
0:40:57 > 0:40:59# Don't touch me, please...
0:40:59 > 0:41:03# You've got that look again...
0:41:05 > 0:41:08PAVAROTTI SINGS IN ITALIAN
0:41:10 > 0:41:12IT SOUNDS LIKE: # Elephants, yeah
0:41:15 > 0:41:19# Wrote a letter was only the start of it...
0:41:19 > 0:41:23# Sometimes you can't make it
0:41:23 > 0:41:25# On your own...
0:41:29 > 0:41:32# I'm so glad we made it...
0:41:32 > 0:41:36# Do you really like it Do you really like it...
0:41:36 > 0:41:40# I like it, I like it...
0:41:41 > 0:41:45# And if you want it Come and get it
0:41:45 > 0:41:48# For crying out loud...
0:41:48 > 0:41:51# Bring it back...
0:41:54 > 0:41:57# Where is the love
0:41:57 > 0:42:03# Where is the love Where is the love...
0:42:03 > 0:42:05# Hallelujah...
0:42:05 > 0:42:12# Now that we've found love What are we gonna do with it...
0:42:13 > 0:42:18# What's love got to do got to do with it...
0:42:18 > 0:42:23# Hit me, baby, one more time...
0:42:23 > 0:42:27# Turn your love around...
0:42:28 > 0:42:32# Get down on it Get down on it...
0:42:32 > 0:42:36# Oh, fat bottom...
0:42:36 > 0:42:38# Shoes on my feet I bought 'em
0:42:38 > 0:42:43# The clothes I'm wearing I bought 'em...
0:42:43 > 0:42:46# I think I did it again...
0:42:46 > 0:42:49# And who do you think you are
0:42:49 > 0:42:52# Collecting your jar of hearts... #
0:43:07 > 0:43:10Right. Sum that up using a word each.
0:43:10 > 0:43:12- It.- Was.- Nanny nobnobs.
0:43:12 > 0:43:14That's two words.
0:43:14 > 0:43:17- A word each.- Amazing.
0:43:17 > 0:43:21- For. - Well, it was a good idea on paper!
0:43:21 > 0:43:24And now it's time for this...
0:43:24 > 0:43:28Ladies and gentlemen, it's here, it's coming, it's...
0:43:28 > 0:43:32Ladies and gentlemen, in the game you're about to see,
0:43:32 > 0:43:36no men, women, children, clowns or ferrets were harmed.
0:43:36 > 0:43:39- Not even a little teeny bit. Enjoy.- The finaleval!
0:43:42 > 0:43:45The climax for the show has arrived.
0:43:45 > 0:43:48It's time for the finaleval!
0:43:48 > 0:43:52Oh, yes, ladies and gentlemen! Here's the finalevalists. Claire!
0:43:54 > 0:43:56And Milo!
0:43:56 > 0:43:57And Rohan!
0:43:57 > 0:44:00And Maisie!
0:44:02 > 0:44:04But who is going to win?
0:44:04 > 0:44:10Go back behind your podiums because it's time to start Round 1!
0:44:10 > 0:44:15- # Hoopla! #- Round 1 is called Brush Your Teeth. You have 30 seconds,
0:44:15 > 0:44:18but you've really got to go for it. Froth it up!
0:44:18 > 0:44:23- Make it all dribbly and wet! - The more effort you put into it,
0:44:23 > 0:44:29the more points you will get and they are judged by our panel.
0:44:29 > 0:44:34- Hello!- All right?- Hello, Michael Pooh, how has your day been so far?
0:44:34 > 0:44:38- Get on with it!- Fine. - 30 seconds start now! Go!
0:44:38 > 0:44:41Come on! Come on!
0:44:42 > 0:44:46- That's it! Come on, then. - Dribbling water.
0:44:46 > 0:44:50- Come on, Claire!- Who's going to win? - Put your back into it!
0:44:50 > 0:44:56- Cheer on your team! - More water! More toothpaste!
0:44:56 > 0:45:01- Squeeze it in your mouth. - More toothpaste!
0:45:03 > 0:45:07Four! Three! Two! One!
0:45:07 > 0:45:09Stop!
0:45:11 > 0:45:15Now there wasn't a lot of back being put into that.
0:45:15 > 0:45:18No, not a lot of back at all.
0:45:18 > 0:45:23Let's find out what the judges thought. Contestant one - Claire.
0:45:23 > 0:45:28- Ready?- Sevens and sixes. - 14...26.- 26.
0:45:28 > 0:45:31- 26 points for Claire. - Not bad.
0:45:31 > 0:45:34Milo. Points, please, judges.
0:45:34 > 0:45:37- Four and nine...- 29!
0:45:37 > 0:45:4129 points. Milo's in the lead so far.
0:45:41 > 0:45:44- Next one, Rohan. - OK, up we go.
0:45:44 > 0:45:46Seven...eighteen...25!
0:45:46 > 0:45:5125 points. So, at the moment, at the bottom of the pile
0:45:51 > 0:45:55is Rohan. Let's have the points, please, for little Maisie.
0:45:55 > 0:45:58- Eight...sixteen...- 28 points!
0:45:58 > 0:46:03As Dom just said there, we all know
0:46:03 > 0:46:07the loser of this round is Rohan. Rohan, off you go.
0:46:07 > 0:46:12You're going to go and ride the lion with no pride. Take him away!
0:46:21 > 0:46:23Hold on tight.
0:46:25 > 0:46:27JAUNTY LION MUSIC
0:46:36 > 0:46:42So we've lost one contestant, but who's going to go next. Round 2!
0:46:43 > 0:46:47- # Hoopla! #- Come forward. This is I'm The Best In The World.
0:46:47 > 0:46:51You'll hear some music. In the instrumental parts, you do actions
0:46:51 > 0:46:57to the best of your ability to get the points. OK, let's play!
0:46:57 > 0:47:02# I am the best in the world The very best at... #
0:47:02 > 0:47:04Being a catwalk model, Claire.
0:47:05 > 0:47:10- Oh, yeah.- A catwalk model that walks with her arms.
0:47:10 > 0:47:14- She's got the swagger. - Next, Milo.
0:47:14 > 0:47:16Oh, yeah.
0:47:19 > 0:47:20Dude!
0:47:20 > 0:47:23Next, Maisie!
0:47:24 > 0:47:26CHEERING
0:47:26 > 0:47:30A bit of shoulder action in there. That was that!
0:47:30 > 0:47:35# I am the best in the world The very best at... #
0:47:35 > 0:47:38Singing opera, Claire.
0:47:39 > 0:47:42SINGS FAKE OPERA
0:47:42 > 0:47:47- Rubbish.- You don't see Katherine Jenkins singing like that, do you?
0:47:47 > 0:47:51- Next, Milo. - # Oh, whe-e-e-en... #
0:47:51 > 0:47:54- I like it!- Lovely.
0:47:54 > 0:47:56Maisie!
0:47:56 > 0:48:01- # Aaaaaaaah! # - She held the note! Bit of vibrato.
0:48:01 > 0:48:04- A bit more, bit more! - # Aaaaaah! #
0:48:04 > 0:48:09# I am the best in the world The very best at... #
0:48:09 > 0:48:13This time it's gargling. So, Claire, take a swig of this.
0:48:13 > 0:48:17And do the best tune you can with water in your mouth.
0:48:17 > 0:48:20Head back. Go!
0:48:22 > 0:48:23Oh!
0:48:23 > 0:48:28- You weren't supposed to spit it out, woman!- Claire, you mucky old pig!
0:48:28 > 0:48:32Here, Milo, I'll give it a wipe. Take some water.
0:48:32 > 0:48:36- Health and Safety, of course. - Is that all? Get a mouthful, lad.
0:48:36 > 0:48:39Gargle!
0:48:39 > 0:48:41MILO GARGLES
0:48:45 > 0:48:47Hey!
0:48:48 > 0:48:53- Give it a nice wipe. - A nice wipe on your sweaty jacket.
0:48:53 > 0:48:55MAISIE GARGLES
0:48:56 > 0:48:59She's swallowed it.
0:48:59 > 0:49:04# I am the best in the world The best thing ever
0:49:04 > 0:49:07# The best thing in the world! #
0:49:07 > 0:49:11- But who was the Best In The World out of these three?- Judges.
0:49:11 > 0:49:16Mike Pooh and your gang of twits. What are the scores for Claire?
0:49:16 > 0:49:18For Claire, there we are...
0:49:18 > 0:49:2314...22. 22 points, Claire. This is not looking good for you.
0:49:23 > 0:49:25Milo, who was the Best In The World?
0:49:25 > 0:49:29Come on, hurry up. All right, then.
0:49:29 > 0:49:32- 10...17...- 26!
0:49:32 > 0:49:3326!
0:49:33 > 0:49:3726 for Milo! So Claire only got 22 points.
0:49:37 > 0:49:41Maisie, you need 22 or higher to stay in the game.
0:49:41 > 0:49:46- Could we have the points, please, for Maisie?- Here we go. Hold 'em up.
0:49:46 > 0:49:50- It's a runaway success! - Very good!
0:49:50 > 0:49:53You got 33 points!
0:49:53 > 0:49:55So...
0:49:57 > 0:50:01Claire, you spat your water out. You're out of here, love. Thanks.
0:50:01 > 0:50:06Take her away. She's going to ride the lion with no pride.
0:50:11 > 0:50:16Hold on tight and you won't fall off. Here we go.
0:50:16 > 0:50:20JAUNTY LION MUSIC Ain't it fun?
0:50:24 > 0:50:27The moment has arrived.
0:50:27 > 0:50:30It's time for the finaleval!
0:50:30 > 0:50:32CHEERING
0:50:36 > 0:50:41Yes, it is... Here's the finaleval.
0:50:41 > 0:50:44The final two are Milo and Maisie!
0:50:44 > 0:50:48Milo and Maisie, behind you you can see there are eight bins.
0:50:48 > 0:50:52- In seven bins lies treasure. - Treasure.
0:50:52 > 0:50:54Little tchotchkes.
0:50:54 > 0:50:58The best prizes on British television, ladies and gentlemen!
0:50:58 > 0:51:00Oooh!
0:51:00 > 0:51:04We are the music makers, the dreamers of the dreams.
0:51:04 > 0:51:08If you could have anything inside those bins, what would it be?
0:51:09 > 0:51:11Xbox.
0:51:11 > 0:51:14- An eggbox!- Lovely!- Exciting.
0:51:14 > 0:51:20- And, Maisie, what would you have? - A TV.- A TV, ladies and gentlemen!
0:51:20 > 0:51:24It could fit inside. But in one of these bins
0:51:24 > 0:51:28is a very wrong clown, named Cyril. If you find Cyril,
0:51:28 > 0:51:32- you lose! You're out of here! - He's not had his afternoon nap.
0:51:32 > 0:51:35So he's in a bit of a bad mood.
0:51:35 > 0:51:40The winner, of course, gets the Golden Hoopla trophy!
0:51:40 > 0:51:45The person who had the most points in the last round was Maisie.
0:51:45 > 0:51:47- So you're going first.- Step forward.
0:51:49 > 0:51:53Think about it. A television. A TV.
0:51:53 > 0:51:56Which bin isn't Cyril in?
0:51:56 > 0:51:58Three.
0:51:58 > 0:52:03Number three. I wish you good luck, Maisie.
0:52:04 > 0:52:07Is it going to be that television?
0:52:09 > 0:52:12- Lift it out.- What is it?- A spade!
0:52:12 > 0:52:14A plastic spade!
0:52:14 > 0:52:17Get in! Get in!
0:52:17 > 0:52:21We've made your dream come true. Come back here.
0:52:21 > 0:52:25Well done, Maisie. Milo, come forward, sir.
0:52:25 > 0:52:30You wanted an eggbox. Let's see what we've got for you in these bins.
0:52:30 > 0:52:35It might be your lucky day. Which bin isn't Cyril in?
0:52:36 > 0:52:37Six.
0:52:37 > 0:52:39Six.
0:52:39 > 0:52:43In your own time. Lift the lid.
0:52:46 > 0:52:51Milo, do you suffer from anxiety?
0:52:51 > 0:52:54- I do.- Can't help you!
0:52:55 > 0:53:00- What is it? Hold it up in the air. - What have you got?
0:53:00 > 0:53:03- It's a brush!- It's a brush!
0:53:03 > 0:53:06Back to you, Maisie.
0:53:07 > 0:53:12Maisie, you've already got yourself a plastic spade.
0:53:12 > 0:53:16You probably don't want anything else,
0:53:16 > 0:53:21but you might be surprised. Which bin isn't Cyril in?
0:53:21 > 0:53:23Five.
0:53:23 > 0:53:28Number five? Are you sure, Maisie?
0:53:28 > 0:53:30- Aargh!- What is it?
0:53:30 > 0:53:33What is it?
0:53:33 > 0:53:35It's a bucket!
0:53:37 > 0:53:40A bucket and spade, Maisie!
0:53:40 > 0:53:44- We are literally changing people's lives here!- Move!
0:53:44 > 0:53:48Right, Milo. Which bin isn't Cyril in?
0:53:48 > 0:53:51- Four.- Four! Go.
0:53:51 > 0:53:54Four is here. Lift the lid.
0:53:54 > 0:53:57- DOM BREATHES HEAVILY - Come on, Milo!
0:53:57 > 0:54:00Don't take all day!
0:54:00 > 0:54:05- What? What's the treasure? - Hold it up.
0:54:05 > 0:54:09- Steady. Show them. - A hot water bottle!
0:54:09 > 0:54:14You won't have any more cold nights now. You'll be warm all winter.
0:54:14 > 0:54:18Imagine the jealousy of your friends at school.
0:54:18 > 0:54:20Maisie,
0:54:20 > 0:54:22which bin isn't he in?
0:54:22 > 0:54:24Seven?
0:54:24 > 0:54:26Seven?!
0:54:26 > 0:54:29Oh, Maisie!
0:54:30 > 0:54:32Maisie...!
0:54:32 > 0:54:34Maisie...! Aargh!
0:54:35 > 0:54:40Hold it up. A plastic dinosaur!
0:54:44 > 0:54:49I know you're disappointed, Milo. You wanted a plastic dinosaur.
0:54:49 > 0:54:54But another big prize could be yours. Which bin isn't Cyril in?
0:54:54 > 0:54:56This is really tense. One.
0:54:56 > 0:55:00- Go on, Milo. Is he being sarcastic? - LAUGHTER
0:55:01 > 0:55:05- Oh, Milo...- Go on! Argh!
0:55:07 > 0:55:11- What have you got? - A yo-yo.- A yo-yo!
0:55:11 > 0:55:14Ladies and gentlemen...
0:55:15 > 0:55:20Now we've got to tell you, Maisie, you've got a 50/50 chance.
0:55:20 > 0:55:24No helping from the audience, please,
0:55:24 > 0:55:26or we'll set Cyril on you as well.
0:55:26 > 0:55:30A 50/50 chance now, Maisie.
0:55:30 > 0:55:34One contains Cyril, the other one contains magic.
0:55:34 > 0:55:39Which bin... isn't Cyril in?
0:55:39 > 0:55:41- Eight.- He's not in eight?
0:55:41 > 0:55:42OK.
0:55:42 > 0:55:46Good luck, Maisie. I really mean this.
0:55:46 > 0:55:48Oh, no... Aargh!
0:55:48 > 0:55:53- Oh!- Oh, no. - What's inside? Show everybody.
0:55:53 > 0:55:57What have you got for the boys and girls at home? A sieve!
0:55:59 > 0:56:02Milo, she won a sieve!
0:56:03 > 0:56:07Now, Milo, I've got to ask you this question, mate.
0:56:07 > 0:56:10- How are you feeling? - LAUGHTER
0:56:10 > 0:56:14- OK.- OK? Do you know what's just about to happen?
0:56:14 > 0:56:20- I'm about to get attacked by a clown.- Say number two.- Two.
0:56:20 > 0:56:23Come and open the bin, lad.
0:56:23 > 0:56:27Milo's about to get attacked by a clown on British TV.
0:56:27 > 0:56:31Enjoy what you're about to see.
0:56:31 > 0:56:33AAARGH!
0:56:34 > 0:56:39Now Cyril... that wasn't very nice, was it?
0:56:52 > 0:56:55- Right, that's one clown down, one kid down.- That's it!
0:56:55 > 0:57:00The winner of the Golden Hoopla trophy is...
0:57:00 > 0:57:02Maisie!
0:57:02 > 0:57:04CHEERING
0:57:06 > 0:57:09- Maisie! - Let's recap what you've got here.
0:57:09 > 0:57:14You get to take home the sieve, the plastic dinosaur,
0:57:14 > 0:57:17the bucket and, of course, the spade.
0:57:17 > 0:57:21- How are you feeling at this moment? - Really happy.
0:57:21 > 0:57:27I'm really glad you've gone away with everything you wanted.
0:57:27 > 0:57:30You deserve it more than anybody in the world...
0:57:36 > 0:57:38EVIL CLOWN LAUGH
0:57:38 > 0:57:42Maisie's been turned into a kid clown!
0:57:42 > 0:57:44Maisie...
0:57:44 > 0:57:48You know you came with your mummy today to watch Hoopla?
0:57:48 > 0:57:52Well, now you're a clown,
0:57:52 > 0:57:56you might as well join our Hoopla forever!
0:57:56 > 0:58:01Thank you to everyone on the show! The musical performers,
0:58:01 > 0:58:05the comedy acts. We've had some great performers.
0:58:05 > 0:58:07Thank you to the Pooh Brothers!
0:58:07 > 0:58:11And what about this lot? Thank you very much, everybody!
0:58:11 > 0:58:15Join us next time and who knows?
0:58:15 > 0:58:19Hoopla might be coming to a town near youpla!
0:58:19 > 0:58:22- Hoopla! - ALL: Hoopla!
0:58:22 > 0:58:25- Hoopla! - Dick and Dom would like to point out
0:58:25 > 0:58:28that Milo survived his encounter with Cyril
0:58:28 > 0:58:31and will now be the next James Bond.