0:00:02 > 0:00:03Hoopla!
0:00:03 > 0:00:05# Fire up the van and hit the open road
0:00:05 > 0:00:09# We're putting on a show from a travelling abode
0:00:09 > 0:00:11# Fabulous feats that are crazy and colourful
0:00:11 > 0:00:16# Prepare to be amazed by the weird and the wonderful! Hoopla!
0:00:16 > 0:00:19# Everybody shout Hoopla!
0:00:19 > 0:00:21# All together now, Hoopla!
0:00:21 > 0:00:25# Everybody loves Hoopla
0:00:25 > 0:00:28# They'll be magic, mayhem, mystery, suspense
0:00:28 > 0:00:31# Prizes, surprises It's gonna be immense!
0:00:31 > 0:00:34# From Matlock to Margate Pontefract to Perth
0:00:34 > 0:00:37# It's simply gonna be the greatest show on Earth
0:00:37 > 0:00:39# Hoopla!
0:00:39 > 0:00:42# Everybody shout Hoopla!
0:00:42 > 0:00:45# All together now, Hoopla!
0:00:45 > 0:00:49# Everybody loves Hoopla! #
0:00:51 > 0:00:53WIND BLOWS
0:01:00 > 0:01:02HORN PARPS
0:01:07 > 0:01:08BOTH: Hoopla!
0:01:08 > 0:01:10ALL: Hoopla!
0:01:10 > 0:01:13CHEERING
0:01:13 > 0:01:16MUSIC STARTS
0:01:16 > 0:01:21# They call her Hard-Hearted Hannah The vamp of Savannah!
0:01:21 > 0:01:25# The meanest gal in town!
0:01:25 > 0:01:29# Well, leather is tough But Hannah's heart is tougher
0:01:29 > 0:01:33# She's a gal who likes to see men suffer!
0:01:33 > 0:01:38# Tease 'em, thrill 'em Torture and kill 'em
0:01:38 > 0:01:42# Is her delight, they say... # MUSIC STOPS
0:01:42 > 0:01:45- Hang on, it is Hannah, isn't it? - It could be.- Oh!
0:01:45 > 0:01:48- LAUGHTER - Hey! Hey, hey!
0:01:48 > 0:01:53- Welcome to the show, coming to you live. It's from...- Baggly-Waggly!
0:01:53 > 0:01:55CHEERING That's you lot there.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58Yes, welcome back to our weird and wonderful world
0:01:58 > 0:02:00and have we got a show for you today. And here's the men
0:02:00 > 0:02:03that bring you the fun. It's the brothers Pooh!
0:02:03 > 0:02:06- BOTH: With an H! - Crank it up, Rodney!
0:02:06 > 0:02:09We have got some of the greatest acts on this planet
0:02:09 > 0:02:12for your delectation and delight, you lovely people!
0:02:12 > 0:02:15We've got Dan the Hat...
0:02:20 > 0:02:23- And have we got a musical treat for you!- Lovely!- Oh, yeah!
0:02:23 > 0:02:27Mambo No 5, we've got Lou Bega!
0:02:27 > 0:02:30# A little bit of Jessica, here I am
0:02:30 > 0:02:33# A little bit of you makes me your man... #
0:02:33 > 0:02:38- But we start today's Hoopla... Shall we start?- Yes, yes!- You'll like this!
0:02:38 > 0:02:42- A bit of magic from Piff the Magic Dragon!- Piff, paff, poof!
0:02:42 > 0:02:44CHEERING
0:02:44 > 0:02:47MUSIC PLAYS
0:03:00 > 0:03:02MUSIC STOPS
0:03:02 > 0:03:04Good afternoon.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06- ALL: Good afternoon!- Thank you.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09My name's Piff the Magic Dragon.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13You might've heard of my older brother.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16LAUGHTER
0:03:16 > 0:03:19Steve.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21LAUGHTER
0:03:21 > 0:03:23Welcome to my show Pifftacular.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25I'm Piff.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27This is my Tacular.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30LAUGHTER, TACULAR CLICKS
0:03:31 > 0:03:34ALL: Ooh!
0:03:34 > 0:03:37- £500. - LAUGHTER
0:03:37 > 0:03:39Hang on a minute, I think I'm going to sneeze.
0:03:41 > 0:03:42GASPS
0:03:42 > 0:03:44£75.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49So I'm going to do a card trick, cos dragons love card tricks
0:03:49 > 0:03:51and kidnapping princesses.
0:03:55 > 0:03:59- What's your name, Princess?- Rita. - Rita? Oh, my wife's called Rita.
0:03:59 > 0:04:03Well, we're not really married, in fact we've only just met.
0:04:03 > 0:04:07- ALL: Aw!- I'm only kidding, you haven't got a chance.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10Please give Rita a huge round of applause as she joins me onstage.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13- Rita, ladies and gentlemen. - CHEERING
0:04:13 > 0:04:16Come on, Rita. Come on up here, over here.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Having a nice day, Rita? Don't really care!
0:04:20 > 0:04:24- So we'll do a little card trick. Have you got any playing cards?- No.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27HE IMITATES CRASHING AND WOOSHING
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Whoosh! Pff, pff!
0:04:29 > 0:04:31Pff... Boom!
0:04:31 > 0:04:34LAUGHTER, HE CONTINUES
0:04:36 > 0:04:38That's good. HE CONTINUES
0:04:40 > 0:04:43HE IMITATES ECHOING, LAUGHTER
0:04:43 > 0:04:45Pff, pff, pff, pff...
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Pffff!
0:04:47 > 0:04:50ALL: Woo!
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Come on, Rita, come on.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55Any one of these cards, any one at all, come on.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Any one at all, Rita. Reach in, any one, take one out.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02Fine!
0:05:02 > 0:05:06- LAUGHTER - Have you got a pen, Rita?- No.- No?
0:05:06 > 0:05:08Kaboom!
0:05:09 > 0:05:11- ALL: Woo!- Save it!
0:05:11 > 0:05:13- This is for you, Rita. - Thank you.- Write your name,
0:05:13 > 0:05:16or your phone number, on the front of the playing card, Rita.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19I'll do a little magic trick for the audience.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Pff! Vanish!
0:05:24 > 0:05:26LAUGHTER
0:05:26 > 0:05:30I'll take the pen back, they're quite expensive. Thanks very much.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33Your card anywhere back in the deck. Anywhere back in. Anywhere.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35Put them wherever you want. Pop it straight back in there.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38No hesitate, just go wherever you want to go.
0:05:38 > 0:05:42Just...in there. Don't let me get in the way, you just pop it...
0:05:42 > 0:05:46Just there, OK. Everyone in the audience can have a look.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48If you're at the back, it's the nine of hearts.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50LAUGHTER
0:05:50 > 0:05:53So I'm going to shuffle the cards. Say stop whenever you wish.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55- Any time you want, call out "Stop". - CHILD:- Stop!
0:05:55 > 0:05:58- Stop.- Just there? Happy, Rita?- Yeah.- Lovely.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01This is for you. Not for everyone. That's it.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04I'd like two inches, please, and break it off. Two inches.
0:06:04 > 0:06:08And break it off, Rita. Perfect. I'll do the difficult bit. Lovely.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10That's very good, Rita, and straight across the bottom.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13- Perfectly straight right across the bottom.- Across there?
0:06:13 > 0:06:17There you go. Right, we'll try and find Rita's card like a dragon.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19- Do you know what your card was, Rita?- Yeah.
0:06:19 > 0:06:23Not giving anything away, then. Rita's card like a dragon.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25Pfff!
0:06:25 > 0:06:28Pfff! Pfff!
0:06:28 > 0:06:32Pff, pff, pff, pff, pfff!
0:06:32 > 0:06:33ALL: Woo!
0:06:33 > 0:06:37- Pfff-ff-ff! - APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Very good!
0:06:44 > 0:06:46- That's for you, Rita.- Thank you.
0:06:46 > 0:06:50- That's just £12.- Is it? - It's genuinely £12.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53- Really?- I'll Sellotape that. Before you go,
0:06:53 > 0:06:55give the Piff a little... Just a little...
0:06:55 > 0:06:57Just a little...
0:06:57 > 0:06:59- SHE GASPS - Rita, ladies and gentlemen!
0:06:59 > 0:07:02- Lovely Rita, thank you very much. - Thank you.- Rita! This way, Rita.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04CHEERING
0:07:04 > 0:07:07My name's Piff the Magic Dragon and you've been lucky to survive.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09Have a great day, thank you very much.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11CHEERING
0:07:15 > 0:07:18- CHEERING CONTINUES - Woo! Woo!
0:07:22 > 0:07:24- CAMERA CLICKS - Ten seconds to tell us
0:07:24 > 0:07:28what you thought about that!
0:07:28 > 0:07:30Um...
0:07:30 > 0:07:32Good.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35Um...
0:07:35 > 0:07:38Ooh, woo, woo...
0:07:38 > 0:07:40And now it's time for this.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43Here's the first Hoopla game on offer today!
0:07:43 > 0:07:46The Champion of the Hoop!
0:07:46 > 0:07:48AUDIENCE: Woo!
0:07:48 > 0:07:51It's champion-oh hoopy time!
0:07:51 > 0:07:57But who will take on the Mighty Dick today?!
0:07:57 > 0:07:59AUDIENCE: Ooh!
0:07:59 > 0:08:03DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS
0:08:06 > 0:08:10- Where were you baptised? Sea World?! - LAUGHTER
0:08:10 > 0:08:13When he lies on the beach, the locals feel sorry for him
0:08:13 > 0:08:15and try and roll him back into the sea!
0:08:15 > 0:08:17No, seriously, this is beautiful.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19I mean, look at his pectoral muscles!
0:08:19 > 0:08:23- Look how strong he is! - ALL: Ooh!
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Hang on a minute.
0:08:25 > 0:08:26MUSIC STOPS
0:08:26 > 0:08:29DOM GIGGLES
0:08:29 > 0:08:31Mr Booby Nose!
0:08:32 > 0:08:35- Hit it, Maestro! - MUSIC STARTS
0:08:35 > 0:08:37BOING! BOING!
0:08:37 > 0:08:38BOING-BOING!
0:08:38 > 0:08:41- BOING-BOING! - Hang on, he needs a friend.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Mr Surprised!
0:08:45 > 0:08:47- LAUGHTER - Hang on a minute.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50Mr Surprised looks like he needs a snack!
0:08:50 > 0:08:51- LAUGHTER - Come on!
0:08:51 > 0:08:55Eat some crisps. How does that make you feel?
0:08:55 > 0:08:57LOUD BURP, LAUGHTER
0:08:57 > 0:09:00Right, let's get on with it while we're actually here.
0:09:00 > 0:09:04Let's find a challenger for Dickie over here
0:09:04 > 0:09:07and I think we should use...YOU!
0:09:07 > 0:09:09Give him a big round of applause as he comes up here!
0:09:09 > 0:09:12CHEERING
0:09:12 > 0:09:13Come on!
0:09:13 > 0:09:16Stay back! Stay back!
0:09:16 > 0:09:18- Stop it! Right, then, what's your name, Sam?- Sam.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20- LAUGHTER - Good, right!
0:09:20 > 0:09:23- Can you take on the might of Dick? - Yeah.- All right, then! Who'll win?
0:09:23 > 0:09:27- Is it going to be Sam? - AUDIENCE: Yes!
0:09:27 > 0:09:28Or that.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30BOOING
0:09:30 > 0:09:33Right, Lewis over here is the personal trainer
0:09:33 > 0:09:36to the stars' ironing ladies.
0:09:36 > 0:09:40Lewis, what's the first challenge between these two fine men?
0:09:40 > 0:09:42It'll be the press-up challenge.
0:09:42 > 0:09:46OK, if you could demonstrate to us the perfect press-up.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51- Oh! The perfect press-up. - AUDIENCE: Woo!
0:09:51 > 0:09:54You have to try and do that, you've got 20 seconds.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56Both of you, get down, assume the position.
0:09:56 > 0:10:00Cheer on who you want and your time starts...
0:10:00 > 0:10:01now!
0:10:01 > 0:10:03- BELL RINGS - Come on!
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Come on!
0:10:05 > 0:10:07CROWD SHOUTS
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Come on!
0:10:14 > 0:10:17Come on!
0:10:17 > 0:10:19DICK ROARS
0:10:19 > 0:10:21Come on!
0:10:21 > 0:10:23- BELL RINGS - Stop!
0:10:23 > 0:10:25- Get up! - CHEERING
0:10:27 > 0:10:29Right, then...
0:10:29 > 0:10:32I know, er, what he got, but what did Sam get, please, Lewis?
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Sam done 11 good press-ups.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36- 11 good press-ups! - CHEERING
0:10:36 > 0:10:40That's not bad, over one every two seconds. Well done. And Dick,
0:10:40 > 0:10:43the current champion, got...
0:10:43 > 0:10:46- 7, so Sam wins that round! - CHEERING
0:10:46 > 0:10:49Stay back, stay back! Stay back!
0:10:49 > 0:10:52Right, what's the second challenge?
0:10:52 > 0:10:55- The star jump challenge. - Star jump, ladies and gentlemen!
0:10:55 > 0:10:57For the stupid viewers at home, what is a star jump?
0:10:58 > 0:11:01Brilliant, OK. So who's going to go first?
0:11:01 > 0:11:04I think it's going to be Sam, if you step forward.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07And we're going to see how many you can do in 20 seconds.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09You get a point for every one that you do. Are you ready?
0:11:09 > 0:11:11- Yeah.- Your time starts...now!
0:11:11 > 0:11:13BELL RINGS
0:11:13 > 0:11:15CROWD CHEERS HIM ON
0:11:18 > 0:11:20GIRL: Go, Sam!
0:11:32 > 0:11:34BELL RINGS
0:11:34 > 0:11:37- OK, then! Well done, Sam. - CHEERING
0:11:37 > 0:11:39So, er, Lewis, how many did Sam manage to do?
0:11:39 > 0:11:41- 26.- 26!
0:11:41 > 0:11:45- CHEERING - Incredible! Well done, Sam the man!
0:11:45 > 0:11:49But that... Sorry, I'm getting my numbers mixed up! There we go!
0:11:49 > 0:11:5426! So...over to the current title world champion Dick McCourt.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56He'll be flapping like a fairy!
0:11:56 > 0:11:58- Your time starts now! - BELL RINGS
0:12:00 > 0:12:01Whoa!
0:12:01 > 0:12:03AUDIENCE: Ooh!
0:12:03 > 0:12:06..9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14,
0:12:06 > 0:12:0915, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20,
0:12:09 > 0:12:1321, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28,
0:12:13 > 0:12:1729, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36...
0:12:17 > 0:12:20- BELL RINGS - 36!
0:12:20 > 0:12:22- CHEERING - 36!
0:12:22 > 0:12:24Did you see that?!
0:12:24 > 0:12:28Face the crowd! He got 36!
0:12:28 > 0:12:31Look at that! He got 36, ladies and gentlemen,
0:12:31 > 0:12:34which puts him in a very good position.
0:12:34 > 0:12:3836. OK, time for the last round.
0:12:38 > 0:12:42Sit-ups! So, Lewis, if you'll just show us what the perfect sit-up is.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49OK, OK, and what muscles will this affect greatly?
0:12:49 > 0:12:53- You need really good abs.- OK, so if you assume the positions, please?
0:12:53 > 0:12:58Sam, in order to win this title, and win the golden Hoopla hoop,
0:12:58 > 0:13:03you have to do seven more sit-ups than Dick? OK?
0:13:03 > 0:13:08Lewis is counting you, Sam. Your 20 seconds start...now!
0:13:08 > 0:13:10BELL RINGS, CROWD SHOUTS
0:13:10 > 0:13:12MAN: Sam, come on!
0:13:12 > 0:13:15Come on, Sam!
0:13:28 > 0:13:30- BELL RINGS - Stop!
0:13:30 > 0:13:34- OK, stand up, both of you, please. - DICK GASPS
0:13:34 > 0:13:36OK, so...
0:13:36 > 0:13:40I know that Dick over here did 16,
0:13:40 > 0:13:45so that means, Sam, you need 23 or more in order to win.
0:13:45 > 0:13:49So...Lewis, how many did Sam manage to do?
0:13:49 > 0:13:51Sam completed 18 sit-ups.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53Aw!
0:13:53 > 0:13:55BOOING
0:13:55 > 0:13:58Which means we have a winner!
0:13:58 > 0:14:00Young Dickie McCourt!
0:14:00 > 0:14:02BOOING
0:14:04 > 0:14:11So...sadly, you don't get the golden hoop. It's not yours. So, um...
0:14:11 > 0:14:12Don't touch it!
0:14:12 > 0:14:16This has to be given now to somebody else,
0:14:16 > 0:14:19as your punishment! So, if you take the golden hoop,
0:14:19 > 0:14:21you have three options in front of you down there.
0:14:23 > 0:14:26- Him.- Him! Come forward, come on!
0:14:26 > 0:14:30- Give him a big round of applause! - CHEERING
0:14:30 > 0:14:32- What's your name?- Joshua.
0:14:32 > 0:14:36Joshua, you're going through to the final!
0:14:36 > 0:14:37CHEERING
0:14:39 > 0:14:42Right, I'll put that round you. Three, two, one - hoopla!
0:14:42 > 0:14:45LAUGHTER
0:14:46 > 0:14:50APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:14:55 > 0:14:59AUDIENCE CLAP IN TIME TO MUSIC
0:15:02 > 0:15:08Take him away to the Finaleval. We'll see you later. Well done.
0:15:08 > 0:15:10Any...
0:15:10 > 0:15:12any final words?
0:15:12 > 0:15:16- Chips.- Good. Right, well, I'm going to try and lick that off,
0:15:16 > 0:15:17and you, prepare to be amazed.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20AUDIENCE: Ooh!
0:15:20 > 0:15:22It's not a pantomime!
0:15:23 > 0:15:25CLOWNS GURGLE
0:15:31 > 0:15:33HE GURGLES
0:15:33 > 0:15:38Roll up, roll up! This man is a mind-reader.
0:15:38 > 0:15:41He will guess your name and get it right every time.
0:15:41 > 0:15:45It's astounding, it's genius, off we go!
0:15:48 > 0:15:49Jason.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51Oliver.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56Gary.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58Ryan.
0:16:00 > 0:16:01- Next.- Mary.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03Georgia.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05Next.
0:16:05 > 0:16:06Sophie.
0:16:06 > 0:16:07Kerry.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09Next.
0:16:09 > 0:16:11Anna.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13Molly.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15Next.
0:16:17 > 0:16:18Andy.
0:16:18 > 0:16:19Shaz.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21Next.
0:16:21 > 0:16:23Maria!
0:16:23 > 0:16:25Lea.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27Next!
0:16:27 > 0:16:28Sue.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30Sophie.
0:16:30 > 0:16:31Next.
0:16:31 > 0:16:32Katie.
0:16:32 > 0:16:34- Tilly.- Next!
0:16:34 > 0:16:37Similar. Sue.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39- Hannah.- Next.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41Sue.
0:16:41 > 0:16:42Andrea.
0:16:42 > 0:16:43Next.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47Giuseppe.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49Piper.
0:16:53 > 0:16:57You've really done it this time, haven't you?
0:16:57 > 0:16:59You've shown me up.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01In front of all these people.
0:17:01 > 0:17:06Made me look THIS big.
0:17:06 > 0:17:09You disgust me.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11DOM WHIMPERS
0:17:11 > 0:17:13BAA!
0:17:13 > 0:17:20Time to find our second Hoopla finalist in the Hand of Cackamanga.
0:17:20 > 0:17:22# Hoopla! #
0:17:22 > 0:17:25One of these people is about to win another golden Hoopla hoop,
0:17:25 > 0:17:29but only if they keep out of the way
0:17:29 > 0:17:33of the Hand of Cackamanga!
0:17:33 > 0:17:38If you get hit by the hand you're off to the Cacka's yard.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40The last one standing wins. Ready?
0:17:40 > 0:17:42ALL: Leave us alone!
0:17:42 > 0:17:45Cackamanga!
0:17:45 > 0:17:46Come on!
0:17:49 > 0:17:51What's wrong with you?
0:17:52 > 0:17:56# Yeah, this is what you want to see
0:17:56 > 0:17:59# The greatest bumper cars on TV
0:17:59 > 0:18:02# Cack-Cack-Cackamanga
0:18:02 > 0:18:04# Don't let him give you a big hand
0:18:04 > 0:18:07# He's got the biggest one in all the land
0:18:07 > 0:18:10# Cack-Cack-Cackamanga
0:18:10 > 0:18:13# A splat on your side There's nowhere to hide
0:18:13 > 0:18:16# From the Cacka-Cackamanga
0:18:16 > 0:18:21# Oh, yeah, Cacka-Cackamanga
0:18:21 > 0:18:24# Too slow, get off the track
0:18:24 > 0:18:28# You've been Cackamanga'd
0:18:28 > 0:18:31# Dom's coming at you now Please take a bow
0:18:31 > 0:18:35# And leave Cackamanga
0:18:35 > 0:18:38# Here we go, here we go Here we go
0:18:38 > 0:18:43# When you're in trouble Cackamanga, yeah
0:18:43 > 0:18:45# Ooh-ohh, Cackamanga
0:18:45 > 0:18:49# In car three They've been holding tight
0:18:49 > 0:18:52# But they're cheating a bit Cack-Cack-Cackamanga
0:18:52 > 0:18:55# Get aboard, Cackamanga
0:18:55 > 0:18:58# Let me hear you, Cackamanga
0:18:58 > 0:19:02# Like a playground dream Cackamanga
0:19:02 > 0:19:05# Yeah
0:19:06 > 0:19:09# Cackamanga
0:19:09 > 0:19:13# Splat! Cackamanga
0:19:13 > 0:19:15# Oh, yeah
0:19:15 > 0:19:17# Oh, yeah, Dom's got your car... #
0:19:17 > 0:19:21BOTH: Reload, reload, reload!
0:19:21 > 0:19:24# Reload Reload your big hand
0:19:24 > 0:19:27# Biggest hand in all the big land
0:19:27 > 0:19:30# Cack-cack-cack Cack-Cackamanga
0:19:30 > 0:19:33# Oh-oh-oh, yeah
0:19:33 > 0:19:36# Cack-Cack-Cackamanga
0:19:36 > 0:19:39# Gareth and Grace Are still in the race
0:19:41 > 0:19:44# One more
0:19:48 > 0:19:52# Only two left It's like a grand prix
0:19:52 > 0:19:54# Only one winner Who's it gonna be?
0:19:54 > 0:19:57# Only one car left Cackamanga
0:19:57 > 0:20:01# We've got a winner of Cack-Cackamanga. #
0:20:01 > 0:20:02CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:20:04 > 0:20:08Well done, well done, well done!
0:20:08 > 0:20:09We have a winner!
0:20:12 > 0:20:15Wasn't he nippy in his car? He was very nippy!
0:20:15 > 0:20:16The star!
0:20:18 > 0:20:21Sam, you were very good, but you damaged us a lot.
0:20:21 > 0:20:23You rammed into us non-stop.
0:20:23 > 0:20:26You're a cheeky, cheeky, cheeky, cheeky...
0:20:29 > 0:20:33So, there's your hoopla hoop, so get ready to...
0:20:33 > 0:20:36BOTH: Hoopla!
0:20:36 > 0:20:37MUSIC STARTS
0:20:38 > 0:20:41CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:20:56 > 0:20:57MUSIC STOPS
0:20:57 > 0:21:00CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:21:00 > 0:21:03- There you go. - See you in the Finaleval later!
0:21:03 > 0:21:06And now, ladies and gentlemen, keep your clapping and your applause
0:21:06 > 0:21:10and your cheering going, because it's time for Dan the Hat.
0:21:10 > 0:21:11Hello!
0:21:11 > 0:21:14CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:21:14 > 0:21:18Nice little one to start with - from the hand to the head.
0:21:20 > 0:21:21From the head to the foot.
0:21:21 > 0:21:24From the foot to the head,
0:21:24 > 0:21:26using the hands.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28All right, a good one. Here we go.
0:21:28 > 0:21:29Foot to the head, no hands.
0:21:29 > 0:21:33CHEERING
0:21:33 > 0:21:36From one hand, across both arms, to the other hand, to the head.
0:21:36 > 0:21:40Down behind the back, up to the head. Behind the back, to the head.
0:21:40 > 0:21:43CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:21:43 > 0:21:46Whoo! Whoo!
0:21:55 > 0:21:57Under the leg, to...
0:21:57 > 0:21:59CHEERING
0:22:09 > 0:22:12Would you like two hats? Here you go, two hats.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25Thank you.
0:22:34 > 0:22:36CHEERING
0:22:38 > 0:22:40LAUGHTER
0:22:43 > 0:22:45CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:22:53 > 0:22:55Anybody want to see three hats?
0:22:55 > 0:22:57ALL: Yes!
0:22:57 > 0:22:59There they are!
0:22:59 > 0:23:00LAUGHTER
0:23:00 > 0:23:01OK, here we go.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03Three hats at the same time.
0:23:08 > 0:23:09CHEERING
0:23:09 > 0:23:11Going backwards.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:23:31 > 0:23:34CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:23:40 > 0:23:42Woo-hoo!
0:23:42 > 0:23:43CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:23:43 > 0:23:45Thank you!
0:23:48 > 0:23:51Anyone want to see the hardest hat trick in the whole world?!
0:23:51 > 0:23:53ALL: Yes!
0:23:53 > 0:23:55Can anyone do it? I can't.
0:23:55 > 0:23:56LAUGHTER
0:23:56 > 0:23:58OK, what I'm going to try and do for you now,
0:23:58 > 0:24:01I'm going to try and spin one hat on this finger,
0:24:01 > 0:24:02a second on this finger.
0:24:02 > 0:24:07At the same time, kick a third hat from my foot to my head.
0:24:07 > 0:24:08All: Ooooh!
0:24:08 > 0:24:12Only a British audience can sound that sarcastic!
0:24:12 > 0:24:14I'll have three attempts at this, cos it's so difficult.
0:24:14 > 0:24:18Each attempt will consist of four goes! Here we go.
0:24:18 > 0:24:19DRUM ROLL
0:24:19 > 0:24:20That's not helping.
0:24:20 > 0:24:21DRUM ROLL STOPS
0:24:21 > 0:24:23Thank you.
0:24:24 > 0:24:25One hat...
0:24:28 > 0:24:30Two hats. Get ready to go crazy.
0:24:30 > 0:24:34When I say, "Go crazy," I don't mean run up and kick me.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36Clap and cheer, OK?
0:24:39 > 0:24:40One hat...
0:24:42 > 0:24:43Two hats. Get ready!
0:24:43 > 0:24:46ALL: Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh...
0:24:46 > 0:24:47Yeah!
0:24:47 > 0:24:49CHEERING
0:24:57 > 0:24:59Oooooh!
0:25:05 > 0:25:09Ten seconds to tell us what you thought about that.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11Not bad, not bad.
0:25:11 > 0:25:13SLAPPING
0:25:19 > 0:25:21Here's what's still to come on today's...
0:25:21 > 0:25:24BOTH: Hoopla!
0:25:24 > 0:25:28Yes, plenty more tip-top big-top entertainment to come,
0:25:28 > 0:25:32including music from Lou Bega,
0:25:32 > 0:25:35plus loads more Hoopla-style games,
0:25:35 > 0:25:37leading to that all-important Finaleval.
0:25:37 > 0:25:40Yes, where one lucky winner will come away
0:25:40 > 0:25:45with a prize that money just cannot buy!
0:25:45 > 0:25:47Oh, I'm so excited!
0:25:50 > 0:25:52# We were very happy
0:25:52 > 0:25:55# Well, at least I thought we were
0:25:55 > 0:25:59# Can somebody tell me
0:25:59 > 0:26:01# What got into her?
0:26:01 > 0:26:05# We had a house and a home and a family
0:26:05 > 0:26:08# And a man that loved us so
0:26:10 > 0:26:13# Who'd believe she'd leave us to join a...
0:26:13 > 0:26:14Hoopla!
0:26:14 > 0:26:16# ..show
0:26:17 > 0:26:23# Oh, say, has anybody seen my sweet Gypsy Rose?
0:26:23 > 0:26:27# Here's her picture when she was my sweet Mary Jo
0:26:27 > 0:26:31# Now she's got rings on her fingers
0:26:31 > 0:26:34# And bells on her toes
0:26:34 > 0:26:39# Say, has anybody seen my sweet Gypsy Rose? #
0:26:40 > 0:26:42Here I am! I've done me back in.
0:26:42 > 0:26:46Hiya! Hi-yi-yi!
0:26:46 > 0:26:47I'm Gypsy Rose Dick.
0:26:47 > 0:26:50Some people like to call me Gipsy Rose Dick,
0:26:50 > 0:26:51but I tell you what,
0:26:51 > 0:26:53I've been multi-colour yawning for so long,
0:26:53 > 0:26:55I've got nowt left. So you lot can do it.
0:26:55 > 0:26:58RETCHING
0:26:58 > 0:26:59Right, listen to this,
0:26:59 > 0:27:01someone's going to win another golden Hoopla hoop.
0:27:01 > 0:27:03ALL: Ooooh!
0:27:04 > 0:27:09Will you show me some respect?!
0:27:10 > 0:27:12ALL: Sorry.
0:27:12 > 0:27:14It's all right.
0:27:14 > 0:27:18Right, let's meet the contestants. Here they come - Tasha and Jimmy.
0:27:18 > 0:27:19Up you come.
0:27:19 > 0:27:20CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:27:20 > 0:27:23Brave people they are, to be coming up here to play
0:27:23 > 0:27:26Dick's Cards of Fate. Ooh, we've got some luscious stuff today
0:27:26 > 0:27:27to go into your pint.
0:27:27 > 0:27:30Right, Jimmy, you'll go first, so pick a card.
0:27:30 > 0:27:32Let me do me rhyme first.
0:27:32 > 0:27:35Cards, cards, we'll make a brew. When they see it, they will spew.
0:27:35 > 0:27:36RETCHING
0:27:36 > 0:27:39Better! Right, Jimmy, pick a card.
0:27:40 > 0:27:43What have you got? Pick it up and show everyone at home,
0:27:43 > 0:27:46so they can all see what Tasha's going to be eating. Custard!
0:27:46 > 0:27:50Do you like custard, Tash? Do you like custard?!
0:27:50 > 0:27:52Can you hear me?! Do you like custard?
0:27:52 > 0:27:54- Yeah.- Right. Here you are. Ten seconds.
0:27:54 > 0:27:56As many spoonfuls as you can.
0:27:56 > 0:27:57Remember to swallow it.
0:27:57 > 0:27:58There's one.
0:28:00 > 0:28:02Not very fast, is she?
0:28:02 > 0:28:04Two...three.
0:28:04 > 0:28:06She's eating it like a little old granny!
0:28:07 > 0:28:10Three, I think you got before the time was up.
0:28:10 > 0:28:13So, three of them in Jimmy's pint. Look at that curdling, Jimmy.
0:28:13 > 0:28:14Nice, nice, nice.
0:28:14 > 0:28:16Right, Tasha!
0:28:16 > 0:28:19It's your turn to pick a card. Card, cards, we'll make a brew.
0:28:19 > 0:28:20When they see it, they will spew!
0:28:20 > 0:28:22RETCHING
0:28:22 > 0:28:25Now, Tasha, show everyone what you've got.
0:28:25 > 0:28:27What is it? Mayonnaise!
0:28:27 > 0:28:29Oh, yeah(!)
0:28:29 > 0:28:32Lovely! Do you like mayonnaise?
0:28:32 > 0:28:35- Um...sort of.- There you are, Jimmy. Time starts now.
0:28:37 > 0:28:39That's one.
0:28:39 > 0:28:40Two.
0:28:40 > 0:28:42- Oh.- Nah!
0:28:42 > 0:28:44Go on, Jimmy, get it down your neck.
0:28:44 > 0:28:46Can you do any more?
0:28:47 > 0:28:51No. Bet you've never eaten that much mayonnaise in one go, have you?
0:28:51 > 0:28:55Two for Jimmy, so two of these into your luscious pint, Tasha.
0:28:55 > 0:28:57You don't look very happy about that.
0:28:57 > 0:28:58Right, Jimmy, back to you.
0:28:58 > 0:29:02Card, cards, we'll make a brew. When they see it, they will spew!
0:29:02 > 0:29:04RETCHING
0:29:05 > 0:29:07What you got? Show 'em.
0:29:07 > 0:29:10Marmalade. Don't worry - she's eating it. Right.
0:29:10 > 0:29:12Here's your marmalade. Ten seconds start now.
0:29:14 > 0:29:17One...two...
0:29:17 > 0:29:20Oh, she's holding her nose. She's gone for that technique.
0:29:20 > 0:29:24There's three. I think your hair's gone in now. Let's remove that.
0:29:24 > 0:29:28You don't want hair in it. There's a bucket down there if you need it.
0:29:28 > 0:29:31- Can you swallow it?- I need a drink.
0:29:31 > 0:29:35LAUGHTER You what?! Has it gone?
0:29:35 > 0:29:37- AUDIENCE MEMBER:- Swallow! - Yeah.- It's gone!
0:29:37 > 0:29:39APPLAUSE
0:29:39 > 0:29:42Three of them in your pint, Jimmy.
0:29:42 > 0:29:46- I'm not eating this.- You'll have to wait until the end for a drink
0:29:46 > 0:29:48cos you're going to drink that.
0:29:48 > 0:29:50- I'm not.- That's the game - that's how you get this
0:29:50 > 0:29:54to get into the Finaleval and win the best prizes on television.
0:29:54 > 0:29:57- Don't you want them?- Sort of.
0:29:59 > 0:30:02Cards, cards, we'll make a brew. When they see it, they will spew.
0:30:02 > 0:30:04RETCHING
0:30:05 > 0:30:09- Take your pick, Tasha. What you got? - Cold spaghetti hoops!
0:30:09 > 0:30:10Oh, good!
0:30:10 > 0:30:12- Good!- Good.
0:30:12 > 0:30:15- Something nice. - Yes, finally, but it's cold.
0:30:15 > 0:30:17Ten seconds start now.
0:30:19 > 0:30:22One...two...
0:30:22 > 0:30:25Yes, Tasha, they're going in your pint.
0:30:25 > 0:30:29There's three. Can you swallow them, Jimmy?
0:30:29 > 0:30:31Three? Swallow it, then. I thought you liked them.
0:30:31 > 0:30:34You only did three. Three good ones.
0:30:34 > 0:30:37One, two, three. Three healthy spoonfuls in your pint, Tasha.
0:30:37 > 0:30:41HE CACKLES
0:30:41 > 0:30:43You look really pleased to be here. Right, back to the cards.
0:30:43 > 0:30:47Cards, cards, we'll make a brew. When they see it, they will spew.
0:30:47 > 0:30:48RETCHING
0:30:48 > 0:30:51What is it? Turn it round.
0:30:51 > 0:30:55Apple sauce. Apple sauce.
0:30:55 > 0:30:58Oh, it's chunky. It's chunky, Tasha.
0:30:58 > 0:31:01- I can't eat that. - You don't like it? Why?
0:31:02 > 0:31:04Decision, please, Tasha.
0:31:04 > 0:31:08- I'll try.- Off you go. Ten seconds start now.
0:31:08 > 0:31:10She's doing the nose thing again. One.
0:31:14 > 0:31:16Two.
0:31:16 > 0:31:20Your bucket's down there, love. That's two. Can she swallow the two?
0:31:20 > 0:31:22Will he get apple sauce in his lovely pint?
0:31:22 > 0:31:26- Two? - I wish I didn't sign up for this.
0:31:26 > 0:31:28LAUGHTER
0:31:28 > 0:31:30You carry on like this, lad, you'll be out!
0:31:30 > 0:31:33I told you to show me some respect!
0:31:33 > 0:31:37Right, has it gone down? One, two...
0:31:37 > 0:31:39Two!
0:31:39 > 0:31:42There's one big extra one for being so cheeky.
0:31:42 > 0:31:45Back to the cards. Cards, cards, we'll make a brew.
0:31:45 > 0:31:47When they see it, they will spew.
0:31:47 > 0:31:49RETCHING
0:31:49 > 0:31:52- Tasha, the final card, please. - Cold "tom-ay-to" soup.
0:31:52 > 0:31:55Cold tomato - "tom-ay-to" - soup. Right, here it is, Jimmy.
0:31:55 > 0:31:57- Ten seconds. Go!- No.
0:32:00 > 0:32:02He takes the smallest spoonfuls.
0:32:02 > 0:32:05Three, four, five,
0:32:05 > 0:32:07six, seven.
0:32:07 > 0:32:11That's it - time's up. Seven little ones in your pint, Tasha.
0:32:11 > 0:32:14One, two, three, four,
0:32:14 > 0:32:19five, six...and seven, Tasha.
0:32:19 > 0:32:22- I would have won this.- Right, then!
0:32:23 > 0:32:26Hold your pint carefully, please. Hold your pints.
0:32:26 > 0:32:28Hold your pints carefully, please!
0:32:28 > 0:32:31HOLD YOUR PINT CAREFULLY!
0:32:31 > 0:32:33Just put your hand round it!
0:32:33 > 0:32:37Right, we're going to mix them up with my mystic mixers. Here we go.
0:32:37 > 0:32:39ENGINES ROAR
0:32:49 > 0:32:51I'm not having the whole thing.
0:32:51 > 0:32:54Are you still talking?
0:32:56 > 0:32:58They look lovely today, don't they? Look at that.
0:32:58 > 0:33:01We've got a lemony coloured one and an orange one. Right, Jimmy.
0:33:01 > 0:33:05You've got custard, marmalade and apple sauce.
0:33:05 > 0:33:07I'm not going to drink any.
0:33:07 > 0:33:09- I'm just going to go... - I'm not listening to you, love.
0:33:09 > 0:33:16Tasha's got mayonnaise, spaghetti hoops and tomato soup. Lovely.
0:33:16 > 0:33:18It'll be lovely, Tasha. Right, then. The first person to down it,
0:33:18 > 0:33:21stick the empty pint on top of their head is the winner. Go!
0:33:21 > 0:33:24- I'm not drinking.- GO!
0:33:25 > 0:33:27CHEERING
0:33:28 > 0:33:33Who'd have thought she was going to do this? Look - she's beating you!
0:33:33 > 0:33:37She's beating you, Jimmy! She's... I can't believe it!
0:33:37 > 0:33:41Of all people! She's nearly... She's done it!
0:33:41 > 0:33:44CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:33:46 > 0:33:49HE GAGS
0:33:56 > 0:33:59You know, I don't mind gipping, but when I see other people gip...
0:33:59 > 0:34:04Will you stop now? We finished! Get out of it! Sling your hook! Go on!
0:34:05 > 0:34:08Right then, Tasha. You know what that means, don't you?
0:34:08 > 0:34:11You have won. CHEERING
0:34:11 > 0:34:14It was against the odds. I can't believe it.
0:34:14 > 0:34:17You look like you're going to chuck from the word go.
0:34:17 > 0:34:20But you're going to the Finaleval. But first you've got to Hoopla.
0:34:30 > 0:34:33That's it. Mix it all up in there. LAUGHTER
0:34:33 > 0:34:36Mix it together, make a nice little brew.
0:34:39 > 0:34:41Lovely.
0:34:41 > 0:34:43Take her away, please.
0:34:43 > 0:34:46Wasn't she lovely, ladies and gentlemen?
0:34:46 > 0:34:49Argh! You'll never guess who's out there!
0:34:49 > 0:34:52It's Lou Bega!
0:34:55 > 0:34:58Ladies and gentlemen, this is Mambo No 5.
0:35:09 > 0:35:12# One, two, three, four, five
0:35:12 > 0:35:14# Everybody in the car So come on, let's ride
0:35:14 > 0:35:17# To the liquor store on the corner
0:35:17 > 0:35:18# The boys say they want some gin and juice
0:35:18 > 0:35:20# But I really don't wanna
0:35:20 > 0:35:22# Beer bust, like I had last week
0:35:22 > 0:35:25# I must stay deep cos talk is cheap
0:35:25 > 0:35:28# I like Angela, Pamela Sandra and Rita
0:35:28 > 0:35:31# And as I continue You know they're getting sweeter
0:35:31 > 0:35:34# So what can I do? I really beg you, my Lord
0:35:34 > 0:35:37# To me flirting is just like a sport
0:35:37 > 0:35:40# Anything fly It's all good, let me dump it
0:35:40 > 0:35:41# Please send in the trumpet
0:35:41 > 0:35:47# A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Erica by my side
0:35:47 > 0:35:52# A little bit of Rita is all I need A little bit of Tina is what I see
0:35:52 > 0:35:58# A little bit of Sandra in the sun A little bit of Mary all night long
0:35:58 > 0:36:03# A little bit of Jessica, here I am A little bit of you makes me your man
0:36:20 > 0:36:23# Mambo No 5
0:36:26 > 0:36:29# Jump up and down and move it all around
0:36:29 > 0:36:31# Shake your head to the sound Put your hands on the ground
0:36:31 > 0:36:34# Take one step left and one step right
0:36:34 > 0:36:37# One to the front and one to the side
0:36:37 > 0:36:40# Clap your hands once and clap your hands twice
0:36:40 > 0:36:43# And if it looks like this then you're doing it right
0:36:43 > 0:36:48# A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Erica by my side
0:36:48 > 0:36:52# A little bit of Rita is all I need A little bit of Tina is what I see
0:36:52 > 0:36:59# A little bit of Sandra in the sun A little bit of Mary all night long
0:36:59 > 0:37:03# A little bit of Jessica, here I am A little bit of you makes me your man
0:37:25 > 0:37:27# The trumpet
0:37:29 > 0:37:32# Mambo No 5
0:37:34 > 0:37:40# A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Erica by my side
0:37:40 > 0:37:45# A little bit of Rita is all I need A little bit of Tina is what I see
0:37:45 > 0:37:51# A little bit of Sandra in the sun A little bit of Mary all night long
0:37:51 > 0:37:57# A little bit of Jessica, here I am A little bit of you makes me your man
0:37:57 > 0:38:00# I do all I do
0:38:00 > 0:38:02# To fall in love With a girl like you
0:38:02 > 0:38:05# You can't run and you can't hide
0:38:05 > 0:38:08# You and me gonna touch the sky
0:38:24 > 0:38:26# Mambo No 5. #
0:38:30 > 0:38:33CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:38:37 > 0:38:39Lou Bega. Brilliant.
0:38:39 > 0:38:42I've written a song meself, actually.
0:38:42 > 0:38:44I've been working on it for three years. Here it is.
0:38:44 > 0:38:47# A little bit of Sharon hoovering up
0:38:47 > 0:38:49# A little bit of Deirdre Doing the washing
0:38:49 > 0:38:53# A little bit of Hermione Ironing me trousers
0:38:53 > 0:38:55# A little bit... # Oh. All right, then.
0:38:55 > 0:38:57Please yourself.
0:38:57 > 0:38:59We'll be joining jolly Joshua,
0:38:59 > 0:39:02silly Sam and terrific Tasha in our spectacular Finaleval.
0:39:02 > 0:39:04Let's find out as we play the game
0:39:04 > 0:39:09you're literally going to love or hate - Kiss Or Punch!
0:39:09 > 0:39:11CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:39:13 > 0:39:16Quite enough of that. Let's play a game. It's Kiss Or Punch.
0:39:16 > 0:39:19Here are our contenders, Harvey and Katie.
0:39:19 > 0:39:20You will see a celebrity's face pop-up.
0:39:20 > 0:39:23You've got to decide whether to Kiss or Punch it.
0:39:23 > 0:39:25- Harvey, you're going first. - Right, Harvey. Come up here.
0:39:25 > 0:39:27And put your blindfold on.
0:39:27 > 0:39:30I'll do it because you've got boxing gloves on. Right, there you go.
0:39:30 > 0:39:33- Can you see anything?- No. - Good. Face that way.
0:39:33 > 0:39:35So. Round one.
0:39:35 > 0:39:38Here's the clue.
0:39:38 > 0:39:42"Has a sharp tongue but always takes his friends on holiday."
0:39:42 > 0:39:45- Kiss or punch?- Ow, that hurt.
0:39:45 > 0:39:48He punched Simon Cowell. One point.
0:39:48 > 0:39:50CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:39:50 > 0:39:52Round two.
0:39:53 > 0:39:55OK, so...
0:39:55 > 0:39:59"Fluffy on the outside, but can scratch for no reason."
0:39:59 > 0:40:01Kiss or punch?
0:40:01 > 0:40:05Kiss. You kissed the kitten. One point.
0:40:06 > 0:40:08Round three.
0:40:08 > 0:40:09OK.
0:40:09 > 0:40:12LAUGHTER
0:40:12 > 0:40:17Shut up. "The world's second-best double act."
0:40:17 > 0:40:19Oh, no!
0:40:19 > 0:40:20Oh, dear!
0:40:20 > 0:40:23You punched Ant and Dec! That's bad!
0:40:23 > 0:40:26You don't get any points for that. Naughty.
0:40:26 > 0:40:29OK, round four.
0:40:29 > 0:40:32"Terrible skin but good with recipes."
0:40:35 > 0:40:38No! You kissed a witch!
0:40:38 > 0:40:40No points and that's the end of your round.
0:40:40 > 0:40:42Blindfold off. You got two points at the end of the round.
0:40:42 > 0:40:49- Right then, Katie. It's your turn. Let's blindfold you. Can you see?- No.
0:40:49 > 0:40:51- Anything?- No.- Lovely. Face that way.
0:40:51 > 0:40:55Let's decide whether you're going to kiss or punch. Round one.
0:40:55 > 0:40:59"Loves his family but very scary with a spanner in his hand."
0:41:00 > 0:41:02Kiss or punch?
0:41:02 > 0:41:04- Oh, Michelle.- One point!
0:41:04 > 0:41:06- You punched Phil Mitchell.- Yay!
0:41:06 > 0:41:09Round two.
0:41:09 > 0:41:12"Always smartly dressed but sometimes break the speed limit."
0:41:15 > 0:41:19Yes! One point - you kissed the policeman.
0:41:19 > 0:41:24Round three. "Has lots of children but wees everywhere."
0:41:24 > 0:41:26LAUGHTER Kiss or a punch.
0:41:30 > 0:41:32GROANING You actually just kissed a rat there.
0:41:32 > 0:41:35- Urgh!- No points. Next round.
0:41:35 > 0:41:39"Enjoys a good laugh, but has a strange smell." Kiss or punch?
0:41:41 > 0:41:42Ow!
0:41:44 > 0:41:47- Right then, kid. You just punched me in the face.- Did I?
0:41:47 > 0:41:49It was Dick! It was me!
0:41:49 > 0:41:52So that's it. That's the end of your round. Come over here.
0:41:52 > 0:41:55You can take your blindfold off. There you go.
0:41:55 > 0:41:57CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:41:57 > 0:42:01We can confirm at the end of your game the scores are an absolute draw
0:42:01 > 0:42:05so the winner is the first one to put their shoe on their head.
0:42:05 > 0:42:09- Go! Hurry up.- I can't get it!
0:42:09 > 0:42:12- Yes!- It was Harvey. Well done, you won.
0:42:12 > 0:42:14Oh, hang on a minute.
0:42:14 > 0:42:16The jury's out. It was a draw.
0:42:16 > 0:42:19So it's the next one - put the other shoe on your head.
0:42:21 > 0:42:25- Yay, Harvey! Well done, Harvey. - Good game.
0:42:25 > 0:42:28Commiserations, Katie, but you did punch me in the face. Off you go.
0:42:28 > 0:42:30Round of applause for Katie.
0:42:30 > 0:42:33That means, Harvey, you get the golden hoop
0:42:33 > 0:42:35and you go through to the Finaleval.
0:42:35 > 0:42:37But first you've got to Hoopla!
0:42:37 > 0:42:40JAUNTY MUSIC PLAYS
0:42:40 > 0:42:43AUDIENCE CLAPS ALONG
0:42:43 > 0:42:46- He's got odd socks.- Yeah.
0:42:46 > 0:42:48What's all that about?
0:42:48 > 0:42:51He's got sweaty toes as well. Look.
0:42:51 > 0:42:53Mingin'. Mingin', man.
0:42:58 > 0:43:01Clowns, take him away and wash his feet before the Finaleval.
0:43:01 > 0:43:03See you later. Bye.
0:43:04 > 0:43:07Clown, what time is it?
0:43:07 > 0:43:09CLOWN GIBBERS
0:43:13 > 0:43:17Ladies and gentlemen - it's here! It's coming! It's the Final...
0:43:17 > 0:43:19- RECORD SCRATCH - Ladies and gentlemen -
0:43:19 > 0:43:22in the game you are about to see, no men, women, children,
0:43:22 > 0:43:24clowns or ferrets were harmed.
0:43:24 > 0:43:28- Not even a little teeny bit. Enjoy.- ..eval!
0:43:30 > 0:43:32It's...
0:43:32 > 0:43:34the...
0:43:34 > 0:43:37Finaleval!
0:43:37 > 0:43:39CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:43:39 > 0:43:41And here's the Finalevalists.
0:43:41 > 0:43:44There's Tasha... APPLAUSE
0:43:44 > 0:43:48We've got Joshua... APPLAUSE
0:43:48 > 0:43:51Sam the man... APPLAUSE
0:43:51 > 0:43:52and Harvey. APPLAUSE
0:43:54 > 0:43:58Right that's it. Stop being so silly and get behind your podiums.
0:43:58 > 0:44:01Cos it's time to start round one.
0:44:01 > 0:44:03# Hoopla! #
0:44:03 > 0:44:06Round one's called Brush Your Teeth. You've got 30 seconds.
0:44:06 > 0:44:09We don't want gammy incisors!
0:44:09 > 0:44:11Not on this Finaleval.
0:44:11 > 0:44:14So the person that wins this could be the person that puts
0:44:14 > 0:44:16good action into their brushing technique.
0:44:16 > 0:44:17Yes.
0:44:17 > 0:44:20The one who is making the least amount of effort will be
0:44:20 > 0:44:21leaving after this round.
0:44:21 > 0:44:24We've got the judges there who are going to be giving the points.
0:44:24 > 0:44:26Hello, Mike Pooh, what are you looking for?
0:44:26 > 0:44:29Get on with it.
0:44:29 > 0:44:31Right. 30 seconds start now. Go!
0:44:31 > 0:44:34Brush your teeth. We want to see froth.
0:44:34 > 0:44:39Don't just brush your teeth like you brush them at home.
0:44:39 > 0:44:40Go for it!
0:44:40 > 0:44:41Come on!
0:44:41 > 0:44:44CHEERING AND SHOUTING
0:44:44 > 0:44:47Really put your work into this.
0:44:48 > 0:44:50More, more!
0:44:50 > 0:44:53You need more paste!
0:44:56 > 0:45:02Five, four, three, two, one, stop! Time's up.
0:45:02 > 0:45:04Stop brushing.
0:45:04 > 0:45:09Right, let's find out what your scores are,
0:45:09 > 0:45:10Mike Pooh and the other judges.
0:45:10 > 0:45:13First of all for Tasha.
0:45:13 > 0:45:20- Here we go.- Sixes, 12 and a four... - 23 points for Tasha. Well done.
0:45:22 > 0:45:25- Now points please for Joshua. - Come on.
0:45:25 > 0:45:27Come on.
0:45:27 > 0:45:28Right, up they go.
0:45:28 > 0:45:31- This is good.- Hold it up.
0:45:31 > 0:45:3427 points for Joshua. Well done.
0:45:36 > 0:45:39Points for Sam?
0:45:44 > 0:45:4636.
0:45:46 > 0:45:49Well done. That's the highest score I think we've ever seen.
0:45:49 > 0:45:53Harvey, it's frothy, it's dribbly, but what's the score?
0:45:53 > 0:45:54Right, ready, up they go. Go!
0:45:54 > 0:45:59- Nine, nine, eight, eight... - 34 points.
0:46:03 > 0:46:07We can now reveal who is going to be leaving the Finaleval
0:46:07 > 0:46:08after round one.
0:46:08 > 0:46:12It's very sad because she did so well with Gypsy Rose Dick earlier,
0:46:12 > 0:46:14but Tasha's leaving. Sorry.
0:46:14 > 0:46:15Bye-bye, Tasha.
0:46:18 > 0:46:20But you've got lovely fresh breath
0:46:20 > 0:46:23and now you're off to ride the lion with no pride.
0:46:23 > 0:46:25Go, Tasha.
0:46:25 > 0:46:26Enjoy it.
0:46:29 > 0:46:34Tasha, hold on tight. Ride the lion with no pride.
0:46:34 > 0:46:35- Hold on tight.- Hold on tight.
0:46:35 > 0:46:39Hold on tight.
0:46:44 > 0:46:46Bye-bye, Tasha. Time for round two.
0:46:46 > 0:46:48# Hoopla! #
0:46:48 > 0:46:51Come forward cos now we're going to try and find out
0:46:51 > 0:46:52who's the best in the world.
0:46:52 > 0:46:55You'll hear some music then we'll tell you to do some actions
0:46:55 > 0:46:57during an instrumental break.
0:46:57 > 0:46:59The better you do it the more points you'll get. Let's play.
0:46:59 > 0:47:03# I am the best in the world The best in the world
0:47:03 > 0:47:04# The very best at... #
0:47:04 > 0:47:07Holding your breath, Joshua.
0:47:08 > 0:47:11- Two seconds... - He's holding his breath!
0:47:11 > 0:47:13- Are you?- Yes. Can't you tell?
0:47:13 > 0:47:15- Oh.- He's closed his nose for you.
0:47:17 > 0:47:19Checking his mouth.
0:47:19 > 0:47:21Check his pulse. Is he all right?
0:47:21 > 0:47:25LAUGHTER
0:47:25 > 0:47:27He's gagging on his own lack of oxygen.
0:47:27 > 0:47:29He's doing it for a long time.
0:47:29 > 0:47:32His throat's doing the weird suffocating thing.
0:47:32 > 0:47:33That's it! Next!
0:47:35 > 0:47:37Big breath.
0:47:37 > 0:47:39Ladies and gentlemen,
0:47:39 > 0:47:42while this is happening I'd like to take the opportunity
0:47:42 > 0:47:43to tell you some jokes...
0:47:43 > 0:47:46But I won't.
0:47:48 > 0:47:52He is. This is great British television.
0:47:52 > 0:47:55His eyes are watering.
0:47:55 > 0:47:58Sometimes you expect to see high-octane crazy games.
0:47:58 > 0:48:02We just like to see children nearly passing out through lack of oxygen!
0:48:04 > 0:48:06He's doing well.
0:48:06 > 0:48:08Very good!
0:48:08 > 0:48:10Next, Ollie.
0:48:10 > 0:48:14We want to see your mouth. That's it.
0:48:14 > 0:48:17Close your nostrils properly. Very good.
0:48:24 > 0:48:28What's this? See that? Nee!
0:48:28 > 0:48:30See it again? Watch. Nee-nee!
0:48:30 > 0:48:35- Tickle-tickle-tickle! - This man is made of steel.
0:48:35 > 0:48:37Tickle-tickle-tickle!
0:48:37 > 0:48:39I'm going to cut his silly hair.
0:48:39 > 0:48:42LAUGHTER
0:48:42 > 0:48:44He's good though. Yeah! Well done.
0:48:49 > 0:48:51Tell him your favourite joke, Joshua.
0:48:51 > 0:48:57What is a hedgehog's favourite dinner?
0:48:57 > 0:49:00I don't know. What is a hedgehog's favourite dinner?
0:49:00 > 0:49:02Pickled onions.
0:49:02 > 0:49:08- No, hang on. Did you say pickled onions?- Yes.- It might be "prickled".
0:49:08 > 0:49:11LAUGHTER
0:49:11 > 0:49:13I'm just guessing. The big punchline.
0:49:13 > 0:49:14Sam, your favourite joke.
0:49:14 > 0:49:17Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
0:49:17 > 0:49:19DICK AND DOM: I don't know. Why?
0:49:19 > 0:49:21To get to the second hand shop.
0:49:21 > 0:49:23- To get...- Yes.
0:49:23 > 0:49:27- Harvey, you're next.- We know about you. Keep it clean, all right?
0:49:27 > 0:49:30- Knock, knock.- Who's there? - Felix.- Felix who?
0:49:30 > 0:49:34Felix my ice cream, I'll lick his.
0:49:34 > 0:49:36- Oi!- Hey-hey!
0:49:39 > 0:49:42Doing the splits.
0:49:42 > 0:49:44Go.
0:49:44 > 0:49:46Ooh!
0:49:46 > 0:49:49Don't break your knees whatever you do.
0:49:49 > 0:49:51I don't think you can go any further.
0:49:51 > 0:49:53- Next, Sam.- Ooh!
0:49:53 > 0:49:55That's nearly his kneecap gone again.
0:49:55 > 0:49:57What is that, Sam?
0:49:59 > 0:50:01- Are you going to propose to someone? - That'll do.- Harvey.
0:50:03 > 0:50:05PRRRPPPTTT!
0:50:05 > 0:50:07LAUGHTER
0:50:07 > 0:50:09- Ripper.- A proper ripper!
0:50:09 > 0:50:10That's it!
0:50:19 > 0:50:22Good work, good work. Let's see what the judges thought.
0:50:22 > 0:50:23It's all down to the judges.
0:50:23 > 0:50:27Mike Pooh and the panel of judges. For Joshua.
0:50:27 > 0:50:33- Here we go. Up they go.- 16... 23 points for Joshua.
0:50:36 > 0:50:40It's good. Now the points, please, Mike, for Sam.
0:50:40 > 0:50:43Are we all ready? Up we go. Go!
0:50:43 > 0:50:48- Eight and nine...- 18, 21, 30 points.
0:50:52 > 0:50:56So, if you, Harvey, get 23 or less
0:50:56 > 0:51:01you are leaving the Hoopla! Finaleval.
0:51:01 > 0:51:04- Here we go.- So, let's find out what your scores are.
0:51:04 > 0:51:05Ready, go!
0:51:05 > 0:51:07Oh!
0:51:07 > 0:51:1131 points, Harvey, you're still in the game.
0:51:14 > 0:51:20That means the next person leaving the Finaleval is Joshua.
0:51:20 > 0:51:25The person in last place. Joshua has to ride the lion with no pride.
0:51:25 > 0:51:29Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:51:32 > 0:51:36Hold on tight, it goes a bit fast.
0:51:36 > 0:51:39I liked your pickled onions joke, it was brilliant.
0:51:46 > 0:51:49It's the final of the Finaleval!
0:52:00 > 0:52:06Here they are, the final two. It's Sam and Harvey.
0:52:09 > 0:52:13They look like they're stood outside the headmaster's office. Chill out.
0:52:13 > 0:52:14It's all a game of chance.
0:52:14 > 0:52:18There are eight dustbins behind you.
0:52:18 > 0:52:21In seven of those is treasure
0:52:21 > 0:52:23that we've put in there for you.
0:52:23 > 0:52:27Basically the best prizes ever to be given away on British TV.
0:52:27 > 0:52:32Now, they will make your lives different, these prizes.
0:52:32 > 0:52:36If you could have any prize in the world, anything,
0:52:36 > 0:52:39object or experience, what would it be?
0:52:39 > 0:52:43- Going into space.- Going into space, ladies and gentlemen.
0:52:43 > 0:52:47That is possible. What about you, Harvey?
0:52:47 > 0:52:50- A console.- A console.
0:52:50 > 0:52:53See, that's more realistic, ladies and gentlemen.
0:52:53 > 0:52:56Yours was just stupid, Sam.
0:52:56 > 0:53:00In one of those bins is a clown called Cyril.
0:53:00 > 0:53:03He's very, very wrong.
0:53:03 > 0:53:06- If you find him, you lose. Let's play.- Harvey.
0:53:06 > 0:53:09- Come on then, Parvey.- Who's Parvey?
0:53:09 > 0:53:12Sorry! Come on, Harvey.
0:53:13 > 0:53:17Don't forget, the golden Hoopla trophy is at stake too.
0:53:17 > 0:53:24The console, whatever you want, but which bin isn't Cyril...?
0:53:24 > 0:53:29- Are you all right?- Yeah.- Good. Which bin isn't Cyril in?
0:53:29 > 0:53:31One.
0:53:31 > 0:53:33AUDIENCE: Ooh!
0:53:33 > 0:53:35Good luck.
0:53:37 > 0:53:39Go for it, Harvey. Lift the lid.
0:53:39 > 0:53:41Agh!
0:53:41 > 0:53:43- What is it?- Hold it up. What is it?
0:53:44 > 0:53:48A fly swatter. Bring it here!
0:53:50 > 0:53:52Look at that. This is a dream come true.
0:53:52 > 0:53:55You could use it for this as well. Bend over.
0:53:55 > 0:53:57THWACK! THWACK!
0:53:57 > 0:53:59It's yours, whatever happens.
0:53:59 > 0:54:02Right, Sam, it's your turn. Come forward.
0:54:02 > 0:54:07Yes, the golden Hoopla trophy could be yours.
0:54:07 > 0:54:10It's made out of 100 per cent solid gold...
0:54:10 > 0:54:12plastic!
0:54:12 > 0:54:14Which bin isn't Cyril in?
0:54:14 > 0:54:16I don't know.
0:54:16 > 0:54:19What do you mean? I'm asking which bin isn't he in
0:54:19 > 0:54:22- so then you go and choose it. What number?- What a silly thing to say!
0:54:22 > 0:54:23- Five.- Five.
0:54:25 > 0:54:27Off you go, Sam. Where are you going?
0:54:27 > 0:54:30It's there!
0:54:30 > 0:54:32Agh!
0:54:32 > 0:54:36- Hold it up! What is it?- What is it?
0:54:36 > 0:54:38It's a ruler.
0:54:42 > 0:54:44A 30 centimetre piece of plastic. Wow!
0:54:44 > 0:54:48It's a luxury item given away here on Hoopla.
0:54:50 > 0:54:56Harvey, we are the music makers, we are the dreamers of the dreams.
0:54:56 > 0:54:58LAUGHTER
0:54:58 > 0:55:02What would you like...? No! What would you like...? Shut up!
0:55:02 > 0:55:05Which bin isn't Cyril in?
0:55:05 > 0:55:10- Six.- I said which one isn't he in?
0:55:10 > 0:55:13It's too late now, Harvey!
0:55:13 > 0:55:15Open the bin.
0:55:15 > 0:55:19- Aaagh!- Agh!
0:55:19 > 0:55:24What is it? Harvey, it's a balloon.
0:55:26 > 0:55:29Whatever happens, that is yours to keep.
0:55:29 > 0:55:33Sam, are you jealous of Harvey?
0:55:33 > 0:55:35He's got a fly swatter and a balloon.
0:55:35 > 0:55:38- No.- All right.
0:55:38 > 0:55:41You could add a prize to your ruler.
0:55:41 > 0:55:43Or you might lose. Which bin isn't Cyril in?
0:55:43 > 0:55:44- Eight.- Eight.
0:55:44 > 0:55:46Let's go for eight.
0:55:46 > 0:55:49- Off you go.- Oh-oh.
0:55:49 > 0:55:51Agh!
0:55:51 > 0:55:54What is it? Show everyone!
0:55:54 > 0:55:56Bubbles!
0:55:57 > 0:56:01Months of fun. Months of fun.
0:56:01 > 0:56:05Now, Harvey, I know right now you're thinking it's impossible
0:56:05 > 0:56:10to have anything better than what you have in your hands.
0:56:10 > 0:56:14But it could be. Which bin isn't Cyril in?
0:56:14 > 0:56:16Three.
0:56:16 > 0:56:19AUDIENCE: Oooh!
0:56:21 > 0:56:23I think you know, don't you?
0:56:23 > 0:56:25Where are you going? It's there.
0:56:26 > 0:56:27Lift the lid.
0:56:29 > 0:56:30Agh!
0:56:30 > 0:56:32SHOUTING
0:56:32 > 0:56:35CLATTER! CRASH!
0:56:37 > 0:56:40Cyril, you've burst his balloon. I can't believe it.
0:56:40 > 0:56:43CLATTER! CRASH!
0:56:43 > 0:56:45BUZZ!
0:56:45 > 0:56:51That'll teach you. That'll teach you to burst kids' balloons.
0:56:51 > 0:56:53You vile little thing.
0:56:53 > 0:56:54BUZZ!
0:56:54 > 0:56:58Thanks, mate, thought I was a goner there.
0:56:58 > 0:57:01- The good news is we have a winner. - Look!
0:57:03 > 0:57:07He's the Master of the Hoop!
0:57:07 > 0:57:12Well done, Sam. Sam, you got bubbles, a ruler and the trophy.
0:57:12 > 0:57:13How are you feeling?
0:57:13 > 0:57:16- Good.- Sam, you look slightly confused.
0:57:16 > 0:57:21- I am.- Well there's one thing... Agh!
0:57:21 > 0:57:23CLATTER! CRASH!
0:57:23 > 0:57:25SCREAMING
0:57:28 > 0:57:31- Cyril! - Cyril's turned Sam into a kid clown.
0:57:31 > 0:57:33Hey, Sam, it's not all bad.
0:57:33 > 0:57:36You've still got the golden Hoopla trophy.
0:57:36 > 0:57:39You've still got bubbles and ruler.
0:57:39 > 0:57:41And the other good thing is now you're a clown
0:57:41 > 0:57:45you might as well join our Hoopla...forever!
0:57:45 > 0:57:49- That's it!- Ladies and gentlemen that's it for the show.
0:57:49 > 0:57:52Thank you to all of the performers on the show today.
0:57:52 > 0:57:55Thank you to you lot.
0:57:55 > 0:57:58You were great. Have you enjoyed it?
0:57:58 > 0:58:00Thanks to the Pooh brothers as always.
0:58:01 > 0:58:04Join us next time on the Hoopla. And who knows
0:58:04 > 0:58:07this travelling fairground might be coming to a town
0:58:07 > 0:58:09near you! Hoopla!
0:58:09 > 0:58:11ALL: Hoopla!
0:58:11 > 0:58:13# Hoopla! #
0:58:13 > 0:58:15'Dick and Dom would like to point out that Harvey
0:58:15 > 0:58:17'survived his encounter with Cyril
0:58:17 > 0:58:21'and now lives full-time as a gorilla.'