Episode 8

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03Hoopla!

0:00:03 > 0:00:05# Fire up the van and hit the open road

0:00:05 > 0:00:09# We're putting on a show from a travelling abode

0:00:09 > 0:00:11# Fabulous feats that are crazy and colourful

0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Prepare to be amazed by the weird and the wonderful

0:00:14 > 0:00:16# Hoopla

0:00:16 > 0:00:19# Everybody shout Hoopla

0:00:19 > 0:00:21# All together now Hoopla

0:00:21 > 0:00:25# Everybody loves Hoopla

0:00:25 > 0:00:29# They'll be magic mayhem mystery suspense

0:00:29 > 0:00:31# Prizes surprises it's going to be immense

0:00:31 > 0:00:35# From Matlock to Margate Pontefract to Perth

0:00:35 > 0:00:37# It's simply going to be the greatest show on Earth

0:00:37 > 0:00:39# Hoopla

0:00:39 > 0:00:42# Everybody shout Hoopla

0:00:42 > 0:00:45# All together now Hoopla

0:00:45 > 0:00:49# Everybody loves Hoopla. #

0:00:51 > 0:00:53WIND BLOWING

0:01:00 > 0:01:02CREAKING

0:01:09 > 0:01:11BOTH: Hoopla! ALL: Hoopla!

0:01:20 > 0:01:23# I love to love

0:01:23 > 0:01:26# But my baby just loves to dance

0:01:26 > 0:01:28# He wants to dance

0:01:28 > 0:01:30# He loves to dance He's got to dance

0:01:30 > 0:01:33# Oh, I love to love

0:01:33 > 0:01:37# But my baby just loves to dance. #

0:01:39 > 0:01:44Welcome to the show. We are coming to you live-ish from...

0:01:44 > 0:01:46The town of Waggleit!

0:01:48 > 0:01:50Welcome back to the Hoopla!

0:01:50 > 0:01:53Someone here will be going away with the Golden Hoopla Trophy.

0:01:53 > 0:01:56- But which one will it be? - And we've got the Pooh brothers.

0:01:56 > 0:02:00- Hang on, who's he?- Cousin. - I'm Enoch Pooh.- BOTH: With an H!

0:02:00 > 0:02:03Crank it up, Rodney.

0:02:03 > 0:02:06We've got some of the greatest acts on this planet ready for you,

0:02:06 > 0:02:10including - hold onto your tache - Hula Boy!

0:02:16 > 0:02:19We've also got foot-juggling madness from Hui Ling!

0:02:25 > 0:02:30He's got the voice of an angel, it's Lemar!

0:02:30 > 0:02:39# I still hear your voice inside my head... #

0:02:39 > 0:02:43We start today's show with the spectacular acrobatics

0:02:43 > 0:02:45of Price and McCoy.

0:02:47 > 0:02:49CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:02:53 > 0:02:55What are you doing?

0:02:55 > 0:02:56Out.

0:03:00 > 0:03:02Whoo! Ha-ha.

0:03:13 > 0:03:14Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:03:17 > 0:03:19Hey!

0:03:19 > 0:03:20Hey-ey!

0:03:21 > 0:03:22Ahhh!

0:03:26 > 0:03:27Aww!

0:03:32 > 0:03:33Ahh!

0:03:37 > 0:03:39Whaa!

0:03:44 > 0:03:46Heeey! Ooh!

0:03:53 > 0:03:54Whoo!

0:04:05 > 0:04:06Whey!

0:04:09 > 0:04:11Ow!

0:04:19 > 0:04:20PHRRRT!

0:04:34 > 0:04:35Hey!

0:04:37 > 0:04:39Whaaa!

0:05:04 > 0:05:07Hup! Hup! Hup!

0:05:30 > 0:05:32Help!

0:06:05 > 0:06:08CHEERING

0:06:13 > 0:06:14Wow!

0:06:14 > 0:06:18Whilst we leave them tete-a-tete, ten seconds to tell us

0:06:18 > 0:06:19what you thought about that.

0:06:19 > 0:06:22It was very entertaining, very flippy. Very...

0:06:28 > 0:06:32- Now it's time for this. - 'It's time for our first game.

0:06:32 > 0:06:37'The Finaleval awaits the champion of the hoop.'

0:06:37 > 0:06:41Oh, yeah. Yeah!

0:06:41 > 0:06:43Your chance win a go on the Hoopla hoop

0:06:43 > 0:06:46and a earn your place in the Finaleval at the end of the show.

0:06:46 > 0:06:49Look who it is! It's the current titleholder, Dick!

0:06:53 > 0:06:55Look at that.

0:06:55 > 0:07:00All bought and paid for. What's your favourite food, chips?

0:07:00 > 0:07:04Come on. Come over here. Hang on a minute.

0:07:04 > 0:07:07I'm just going to flick your pecs.

0:07:07 > 0:07:09BOING! BOING!

0:07:09 > 0:07:12BOI-OI-OI-OING!

0:07:12 > 0:07:14Solid muscle.

0:07:14 > 0:07:15Look at it rippling away.

0:07:15 > 0:07:17And now, ladies and gentlemen,

0:07:17 > 0:07:21I'm going to stick my digit in his...bellybutton.

0:07:23 > 0:07:25SQUELCHING

0:07:27 > 0:07:29POP

0:07:31 > 0:07:37Ladies and gentlemen, Dick's bellybutton cheese.

0:07:37 > 0:07:40- Bleugh!- I wondered where I put that.

0:07:40 > 0:07:45OK, we need a challenger to take on the mighty Dick over here.

0:07:45 > 0:07:47- Who's going to challenge him? - Me!- Me!

0:07:47 > 0:07:52Right, you. Give Anthony a big round of applause.

0:07:52 > 0:07:55APPLAUSE

0:07:55 > 0:08:00- All right, Anthony, what's your name?- Anthony.- Lovely to meet you.

0:08:00 > 0:08:03You're going to challenge the mighty Dick over here.

0:08:03 > 0:08:05- Do you fancy your chances? - Yeah.- All right.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07To give us the challenges, over here,

0:08:07 > 0:08:11we have personal trainer to the stars'...plastic surgeons - Lewis!

0:08:11 > 0:08:14CHEERING

0:08:14 > 0:08:16Lewis, what's the first challenge?

0:08:16 > 0:08:19The first challenge is a star-jump challenge.

0:08:19 > 0:08:22For stupid people watching at home, what is a star jump?

0:08:24 > 0:08:27That, ladies and gentlemen, is the perfect example of a star jump.

0:08:27 > 0:08:31You've got 20 seconds in order to do as many star jumps

0:08:31 > 0:08:33as you possibly can.

0:08:33 > 0:08:36Lewis will be counting. Anthony, you will take the place first. OK.

0:08:36 > 0:08:38Your time, Anthony, starts...now.

0:08:40 > 0:08:42BELL RINGING

0:08:42 > 0:08:46SHOUTS OF ENCOURAGEMENT

0:08:59 > 0:09:01- BELL RINGS - Stop.

0:09:01 > 0:09:03Anthony, well done, it was good, but Lewis,

0:09:03 > 0:09:05how many star jumps did Anthony actually do?

0:09:05 > 0:09:07- 31.- 31!

0:09:09 > 0:09:13That's over 1.5 per second. That's incredible, 31.

0:09:13 > 0:09:14Now, ladies and gentlemen,

0:09:14 > 0:09:17it's time to bring out the current titleholder.

0:09:17 > 0:09:21It's Dick, who will now flap like a little birdie.

0:09:21 > 0:09:2410 seconds and your time starts now.

0:09:24 > 0:09:25BELL RINGING

0:09:30 > 0:09:32Come on! Put your back into it!

0:09:34 > 0:09:36Come on, you muppet!

0:09:36 > 0:09:39That's it. Come on.

0:09:39 > 0:09:43Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!

0:09:43 > 0:09:44- BELL RINGS - Stop!

0:09:46 > 0:09:50How many star jumps did Dick manage to do in 20 seconds?

0:09:50 > 0:09:54- He was going like the clappers. - 31.- Oh!

0:09:54 > 0:09:5631. Well done.

0:09:58 > 0:10:01So, currently it is neck and neck and now we reach the next round.

0:10:01 > 0:10:05- Lewis, what's the next round? - The Chop My Flying Balls challenge.

0:10:05 > 0:10:09- What happens in this game? - I throw the balls to the challenger

0:10:09 > 0:10:11and they have to karate chop the balls.

0:10:11 > 0:10:14- What muscles is this good for? - You need good arms.- Good arms.

0:10:14 > 0:10:18Let's see your arms. Show me your guns. Oh.

0:10:18 > 0:10:22Show me... No, don't. OK. There we are, here are the balls.

0:10:22 > 0:10:25Anthony, don't fall off the back of the stage, whatever you do.

0:10:25 > 0:10:28One point for every one you strike. Your 20 seconds starts now.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30BELL RINGING

0:10:30 > 0:10:33One. Two. Oh, no. Three. Four. Five.

0:10:33 > 0:10:38Six. Seven. Eight. Nine.

0:10:38 > 0:10:42Ten. 11. 12. 13.

0:10:47 > 0:10:49- 14. 15. - BELL RINGING.

0:10:51 > 0:10:54Anthony managed to get 15 balls.

0:10:57 > 0:10:5915 or more to beat.

0:10:59 > 0:11:04OK. Ready? 20 seconds, and your time starts now.

0:11:07 > 0:11:09One. Two.

0:11:27 > 0:11:28BELL RINGING

0:11:28 > 0:11:30Oh! Hang on a minute.

0:11:30 > 0:11:34- That last one, it was on the bell, does it count?- It doesn't count.- Oh.

0:11:34 > 0:11:39OK, how many, after that 20 seconds, did Dick manage to complete?

0:11:39 > 0:11:44- 16.- 16! Look at that!

0:11:44 > 0:11:48So, we've reached the final round.

0:11:48 > 0:11:51- Lewis, what is the final round? - The final round is squat jumps.

0:11:51 > 0:11:54Squat jumps. For stupid people at home, what is a squat jump?

0:11:55 > 0:11:59I see. Squatting and jumping. Exciting. All right, then.

0:11:59 > 0:12:03Anthony, you need two more than Dick in order to win

0:12:03 > 0:12:06the Golden Hoopla Hoop and get your place in the Finaleval

0:12:06 > 0:12:10at the end of the show, with the possibility of winning

0:12:10 > 0:12:12the Golden Hoopla Trophy.

0:12:12 > 0:12:14Good. All right. So, both step forward.

0:12:14 > 0:12:18You have 20 seconds to do as many squat jumps as you can.

0:12:19 > 0:12:23Your time starts...

0:12:23 > 0:12:25PHRRRT

0:12:26 > 0:12:27..now.

0:12:27 > 0:12:32BURPING/FARTING SOUND EFFECTS

0:12:47 > 0:12:49- BELL RINGING - Stop.

0:12:49 > 0:12:53- Stop what you're doing.- My legs!- OK. The moment of truth. I can tell you

0:12:53 > 0:12:57that Dick managed to get 12.

0:12:57 > 0:13:04So, Anthony, you need 14 in order to go through to the Finaleval.

0:13:04 > 0:13:10Lewis, how many squat jumps did Anthony manage to do?

0:13:10 > 0:13:12- Anthony managed to do 19.- 19!

0:13:12 > 0:13:14CHEERING

0:13:14 > 0:13:2019 squat jumps. Anthony, congratulations, my friend.

0:13:20 > 0:13:24You beat Dick and now it is the Golden Hoopla Hoop.

0:13:24 > 0:13:28Three, two, one, hoopla!

0:13:34 > 0:13:39BOING! BOING! BOING!

0:13:47 > 0:13:49Take him away.

0:13:49 > 0:13:53We'll see you at the end of the show in the Finaleval.

0:13:53 > 0:13:57- You got beaten again. How do you feel?- Chips.- Really?

0:13:57 > 0:14:00- Any further thoughts on what you'll do next time?- Chips.- Brilliant.

0:14:00 > 0:14:05- And now prepare to be amazed. - 'It's Hoopla game number two.

0:14:05 > 0:14:09'Beware The Hand of Cackamanga.'

0:14:11 > 0:14:16One of these people will win another Golden Hoopla Hoop as long as

0:14:16 > 0:14:20they steer clear of the Hand of Cackamanga.

0:14:23 > 0:14:27If you get smeared by the juice, you are out. The last one standing wins.

0:14:27 > 0:14:30Are you ready? ALL SHOUT

0:14:30 > 0:14:32BOTH: Cackamanga.

0:14:34 > 0:14:37Come on, then!

0:14:37 > 0:14:40# You can run but you can't hide

0:14:40 > 0:14:42# From the Hand of Cackamanga

0:14:42 > 0:14:45# If you don't slip you'll certainly not slide

0:14:45 > 0:14:48# You'll be waving your fist in anger... #

0:14:48 > 0:14:49Watch where you're going!

0:14:49 > 0:14:50# Sam has gone

0:14:50 > 0:14:52# Sam has gone

0:14:52 > 0:14:54# Cos he got the Hand of Cackamanga

0:14:54 > 0:14:56# George is gone

0:14:56 > 0:14:57# He's gone away

0:14:57 > 0:14:59# He got slapped by the Cackamanga Hand

0:14:59 > 0:15:01# You can dodge... #

0:15:01 > 0:15:03Whoa!

0:15:05 > 0:15:07# Don't look away

0:15:07 > 0:15:12# It needs its prey the Hand of Cackamanga

0:15:12 > 0:15:16# Cackamanga, Steven's gone down

0:15:16 > 0:15:18# Cackamanga, Cackamanga

0:15:21 > 0:15:24# Cack-cack-cack Cackamanga

0:15:24 > 0:15:26# You have no choice

0:15:26 > 0:15:28# You got no time to put your coat on, anga

0:15:28 > 0:15:30# Cackamanga, Cackamanga

0:15:30 > 0:15:33# Feel the smack of the handy wanga

0:15:35 > 0:15:39SHE SCREAMS

0:15:40 > 0:15:43# If you can, win the prize

0:15:43 > 0:15:47# And for now you've gone

0:15:47 > 0:15:49# Cackamanga, Cackamanga

0:15:49 > 0:15:52# Cack-o Cack-o Cack-o Cack Cack

0:15:52 > 0:15:54# Cackamanga, whoa!

0:15:54 > 0:15:57# Tia and Eve, say good eve!

0:15:57 > 0:16:00# You gone... #

0:16:00 > 0:16:02That way!

0:16:03 > 0:16:06# Look out, boy Look out, girl

0:16:06 > 0:16:08# Cackamanga's gonna cross your world

0:16:08 > 0:16:12# Drive away! You can't get far

0:16:12 > 0:16:15# Don't be dumb It's only a bumper car

0:16:15 > 0:16:19# Drive real fast and doge the goo

0:16:19 > 0:16:22# But in the end the hand will come down on you

0:16:22 > 0:16:24# We got a winner! #

0:16:24 > 0:16:28CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:16:28 > 0:16:34We have a winner, ladies and gentlemen. Look! Look, look! Whoa!

0:16:34 > 0:16:38Whoa! You haven't got her! Get back in the car!

0:16:42 > 0:16:44We don't have a winner!

0:16:44 > 0:16:47# Winner! #

0:16:47 > 0:16:49Ahhhh!

0:16:51 > 0:16:55# No, no, don't have a winner

0:16:55 > 0:16:58# No, no, don't have a winner

0:16:58 > 0:17:00# No, no, don't have a winner

0:17:00 > 0:17:04# You got the Hand of Cackamanga... #

0:17:09 > 0:17:13We have a winner! We have a winner! We have a winner!

0:17:15 > 0:17:20- I won!- The winner is Amy!

0:17:20 > 0:17:25Well done, Amy. You got a bit stuck, but you got out and you won it!

0:17:25 > 0:17:29You've got 20 seconds now to hoopla!

0:17:51 > 0:17:54Take her away! We'll see you later in the Finaleval.

0:17:54 > 0:17:57But now, foot juggling from Hui Ling!

0:17:57 > 0:17:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:18:49 > 0:18:53CHEERING

0:19:32 > 0:19:37CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:20:01 > 0:20:03APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:20:20 > 0:20:23APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:20:50 > 0:20:53APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:21:12 > 0:21:14APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:21:33 > 0:21:35GASPS AND APPLAUSE

0:21:55 > 0:21:58LOUD APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:22:03 > 0:22:04Whoa, look at her, eh?

0:22:07 > 0:22:09Come here. Right, tell us how good that it act was

0:22:09 > 0:22:11in 10 seconds, whilst juggling. Go!

0:22:11 > 0:22:13- Go! - CIRCUS MUSIC PLAYS

0:22:13 > 0:22:15- Go!- Go!

0:22:15 > 0:22:17- Go!- Go!

0:22:17 > 0:22:18- Go!- Go!- Go!- Go!

0:22:18 > 0:22:20- Go!- Go!

0:22:20 > 0:22:22BOING!

0:22:22 > 0:22:25Well, let's have a look at what else is coming up on the show.

0:22:25 > 0:22:29Yes, plenty more tiptop, big top, top hat entertainment to come,

0:22:29 > 0:22:31with music from Lemar,

0:22:31 > 0:22:34and unbelievable tricks from Hula Boy,

0:22:34 > 0:22:36plus loads more Hoopla-style games,

0:22:36 > 0:22:38leading to that all-important Finaleval,

0:22:38 > 0:22:41where one in lucky winner, that's right, ladies and gentlemen,

0:22:41 > 0:22:43just the one lucky winner,

0:22:43 > 0:22:46will receive a prize that money just can't buy!

0:22:46 > 0:22:48But first...

0:22:49 > 0:22:52# We were very happy

0:22:52 > 0:22:54# Well, at least I thought we were

0:22:54 > 0:22:57# Can't somebody tell me

0:22:58 > 0:23:00# What got into her?

0:23:00 > 0:23:04# We had a house and a home and a family

0:23:04 > 0:23:08# And a man that loved her so

0:23:08 > 0:23:13# Who'd believe she'd leave us to join a...

0:23:13 > 0:23:14- # Hoopla! - # ..show?

0:23:17 > 0:23:21# Say, has anybody seen my sweet Gypsy Rose?

0:23:21 > 0:23:27# Here's a picture when she was my sweet Mary Jo

0:23:27 > 0:23:33# Now she's got rings on her fingers and bells on her toes

0:23:33 > 0:23:37# Say, has anybody seen my sweet Gypsy Rose? #

0:23:37 > 0:23:39That's your lot.

0:23:39 > 0:23:41CHEERING

0:23:41 > 0:23:45RRRRIP! Ripper! Hiya!

0:23:45 > 0:23:46AUDIENCE: Hiya!

0:23:46 > 0:23:47I'm Gypsy Rose Dick.

0:23:47 > 0:23:50Some people call me GIPsy Rose Dick. Know why?

0:23:50 > 0:23:52Because...

0:23:52 > 0:23:54HE WRETCHES

0:23:56 > 0:23:58HE GARGLES

0:23:59 > 0:24:02LAUGHTER

0:24:02 > 0:24:03Ooh!

0:24:03 > 0:24:06BLEURGH! Right, these are my Cards of Fate.

0:24:06 > 0:24:08We've got two players coming up

0:24:08 > 0:24:09to drink their lush pints,

0:24:09 > 0:24:12and at the end of this, someone's going to win another one of these.

0:24:12 > 0:24:14The Golden Hoopla Hoop!

0:24:14 > 0:24:16AUDIENCE: Oooh!

0:24:23 > 0:24:24I've told you!

0:24:25 > 0:24:27You've got to show me...

0:24:27 > 0:24:29HE SHOUTS ..some respect!

0:24:29 > 0:24:32AUDIENCE: Sorry!

0:24:32 > 0:24:35It's all right! Shall we meet the contestants? Here they are.

0:24:35 > 0:24:37Give them a round of applause as they come up.

0:24:37 > 0:24:38Shaniah. Come on, up you come!

0:24:38 > 0:24:40Don't be scared!

0:24:40 > 0:24:43APPLAUSE We've got Shaniah over here

0:24:43 > 0:24:44and Katie on this side.

0:24:44 > 0:24:46- How are you doing? You all right?- Yeah.

0:24:46 > 0:24:47Good. Do you like food?

0:24:47 > 0:24:48- Do you like eating?- Yes.

0:24:48 > 0:24:50I've got some luscious stuff today.

0:24:50 > 0:24:52Cards, cards, no ifs, no buts,

0:24:52 > 0:24:54the clowns'll see it and spill their guts!

0:24:54 > 0:24:56BLEURGH!

0:24:56 > 0:24:58Lovely! You're going first, Shaniah. Pick a card.

0:24:58 > 0:25:00Show everyone at home what you've got.

0:25:00 > 0:25:02What is it? Boiled cabbage!

0:25:02 > 0:25:06A lovely start for you there, Katie. Let's get the bowl of cabbage out.

0:25:06 > 0:25:09Ooh! Ten seconds, start now.

0:25:09 > 0:25:13Eat as many spoonfuls as you can, and make sure you swallow it!

0:25:13 > 0:25:14That's one.

0:25:14 > 0:25:18It's nice, isn't it? It's been boiling for weeks!

0:25:18 > 0:25:20Stop it!

0:25:20 > 0:25:23She's got three, but can she swallow it?

0:25:24 > 0:25:25Go on, Katie!

0:25:25 > 0:25:26- Eurgh!- Yeah!

0:25:26 > 0:25:29Three of them. They're only little ones, though, weren't they?

0:25:29 > 0:25:32Three of those. Get you into your lush pint. There you are, Shaniah.

0:25:32 > 0:25:35Your turn, Katie. Cards, cards, no ifs, no buts,

0:25:35 > 0:25:37when the clowns'll see it they'll spill their guts!

0:25:37 > 0:25:39BLEURGH! Pick your card.

0:25:39 > 0:25:41Hold it up high, show everyone what you've got.

0:25:41 > 0:25:42Cold mashed potato.

0:25:42 > 0:25:47Lovely! It's better colder, isn't it? Do you like it cold, Shaniah?

0:25:47 > 0:25:49There you are. Ten seconds, start now.

0:25:50 > 0:25:52That's it. Get it down you.

0:25:52 > 0:25:54Remember to swallow.

0:25:54 > 0:25:57Oh, lovely, isn't it? It's a lovely mixture in there.

0:25:57 > 0:25:59Stop it!

0:25:59 > 0:26:01I think that was only one. Can you swallow?

0:26:01 > 0:26:04Two! Go on, then. Try and swallow your two spoonfuls!

0:26:04 > 0:26:06LAUGHTER

0:26:06 > 0:26:07It's only cold mashed potato!

0:26:07 > 0:26:09Get it down you!

0:26:09 > 0:26:12Gone? Right, there we are!

0:26:12 > 0:26:15So two of them in your lush pint, Katie. Lovely!

0:26:15 > 0:26:18Right, back to you, Shaniah. Cards, cards, no ifs, no buts,

0:26:18 > 0:26:20the clowns'll see it and spill their guts!

0:26:20 > 0:26:24BLEURGH! What you got? Hold it high.

0:26:24 > 0:26:25Sweetcorn! Lovely.

0:26:25 > 0:26:27Right, where's the sweet...there it is.

0:26:27 > 0:26:29There you go, Katie. Ten seconds, start now.

0:26:31 > 0:26:33That's one. Crunchy! Sweet!

0:26:35 > 0:26:36Corn!

0:26:36 > 0:26:38Four!

0:26:38 > 0:26:39Stop it!

0:26:39 > 0:26:42Ooh! Four? Four? Four?

0:26:42 > 0:26:43Swallowing it?

0:26:43 > 0:26:44Got to swallow it.

0:26:44 > 0:26:47Cos then it goes in her...

0:26:47 > 0:26:48swallow it, then!

0:26:48 > 0:26:50Lush pint.

0:26:50 > 0:26:53One, two, three, four.

0:26:53 > 0:26:56Do you like the look of that, Shaniah? Mmm, lovely!

0:26:56 > 0:26:57Right, back to you, Katie.

0:26:57 > 0:26:59Cards, cards, no ifs, no buts,

0:26:59 > 0:27:01when the clowns see it they'll spill their guts!

0:27:01 > 0:27:03BLEURGH! What you got?

0:27:03 > 0:27:05- Hold it high, let's see.- Oh, no!

0:27:05 > 0:27:06- Turn it round.- Yeast extract.

0:27:06 > 0:27:09Yeast extract! LAUGHTER

0:27:10 > 0:27:12Ooh! It's Shaniah. Off you go!

0:27:14 > 0:27:16- Eurgh!- Eat it, then!

0:27:18 > 0:27:20Ooh, a nice big one!

0:27:20 > 0:27:22Go on. Not long left! Two seconds to eat it!

0:27:22 > 0:27:24Stop it!

0:27:24 > 0:27:26Right, we'll just sit quietly while you finish that.

0:27:26 > 0:27:28LAUGHTER

0:27:33 > 0:27:36AUDIENCE CHANTS, "SHANIAH!"

0:27:37 > 0:27:41Your chant were a bit feeble! LAUGHTER

0:27:41 > 0:27:43It's gone! Right, so one big one.

0:27:43 > 0:27:46One big one in your lush pint.

0:27:46 > 0:27:49Ooh, that'll mix up well! Right, back to you, Shaniah.

0:27:49 > 0:27:50Cards, cards, no ifs, no buts,

0:27:50 > 0:27:52when the clowns see it they'll spill their guts!

0:27:52 > 0:27:53BLEURGH!

0:27:53 > 0:27:55What have you got? Hold it up.

0:27:55 > 0:27:58Cold baked beans. Nice!

0:27:58 > 0:28:02Here they are, Katie. Off you go.

0:28:04 > 0:28:05One, two,

0:28:07 > 0:28:10- three, four...she's doing well! - Five, six...

0:28:10 > 0:28:13- Stop it! - Get 'em down you!

0:28:17 > 0:28:19HE BELCHES

0:28:19 > 0:28:20Excuse me! That was five.

0:28:20 > 0:28:24One, two, three...yours is filling up nicely, isn't it?

0:28:24 > 0:28:26Four, five...it's nearly at the top!

0:28:26 > 0:28:29Right, this is your last pick, Katie.

0:28:29 > 0:28:31Here we go. Spin them round. There we are.

0:28:31 > 0:28:33Cards, cards, no ifs, no buts,

0:28:33 > 0:28:35the clowns will see it and spill their guts!

0:28:35 > 0:28:36BLEURGH!

0:28:36 > 0:28:37What have you got?

0:28:37 > 0:28:39- Cold, lumpy gravy.- Eurgh!

0:28:40 > 0:28:42LAUGHTER

0:28:42 > 0:28:44Shaniah!

0:28:44 > 0:28:47What a...there's no better way to finish a meal

0:28:47 > 0:28:49than cold, lumpy gravy! Off you go!

0:28:52 > 0:28:54Ooh, one. Ooh, it's thick, isn't it?

0:28:54 > 0:28:57LAUGHTER

0:28:58 > 0:29:00Stop it!

0:29:00 > 0:29:02You had one, but can you swallow it?

0:29:02 > 0:29:04Was it lumpy? Has it gone?

0:29:04 > 0:29:05Was it cold?

0:29:05 > 0:29:07Look at that, Katie. From a height.

0:29:07 > 0:29:09LAUGHTER Lovely!

0:29:09 > 0:29:11You've only got half a pint!

0:29:11 > 0:29:13Right, that's the end of the game!

0:29:13 > 0:29:15So you're going to hold onto your pints carefully

0:29:15 > 0:29:17as I get out my Mystic Mixers. Here they are.

0:29:17 > 0:29:20And we're going to smoothie them up. Here we go.

0:29:20 > 0:29:24MIXERS RUMBLE

0:29:24 > 0:29:28LAUGHTER There we go! Come on!

0:29:28 > 0:29:30Putting my back into it!

0:29:30 > 0:29:31Lovely! Right, Shaniah,

0:29:31 > 0:29:34in your pint you've got boiled cabbage,

0:29:34 > 0:29:37sweetcorn and cold baked beans.

0:29:37 > 0:29:39How does that make you feel?

0:29:39 > 0:29:41- Great!- Lovely!

0:29:42 > 0:29:46Katie, you've got cold mashed potato, yeast extract,

0:29:46 > 0:29:48and cold, lumpy gravy.

0:29:48 > 0:29:50The first person to down the pint

0:29:50 > 0:29:53and put the empty pint on their head, wins! Go! Down it!

0:29:53 > 0:29:55AUDIENCE: Come on, Shaniah!

0:29:55 > 0:29:56Get it down your neck!

0:29:56 > 0:29:59Katie's the winner!

0:29:59 > 0:30:00CHEERING

0:30:00 > 0:30:04Shania, commiserations, but you can take that away

0:30:04 > 0:30:06as a little present. Off you go. You can finish that off later on.

0:30:06 > 0:30:08Katie, come over here.

0:30:08 > 0:30:12That means that you have won the golden hoopla.

0:30:12 > 0:30:15We'll see you in the Finaleval later but first you've got to hoopla!

0:30:15 > 0:30:16GENTLE MUSIC PLAYS

0:30:24 > 0:30:26I think I've got another one brewing.

0:30:26 > 0:30:28I've got another one brewing.

0:30:28 > 0:30:29It's a big one, this one.

0:30:29 > 0:30:31PRRRPPPTTT!

0:30:31 > 0:30:32LAUGHTER

0:30:32 > 0:30:33Go on, get out of there!

0:30:33 > 0:30:34Oh, that's better.

0:30:34 > 0:30:38Well done, Katie. Off you go. We'll see you later on in the Finaleval.

0:30:38 > 0:30:39APPLAUSE

0:30:39 > 0:30:40Lovely. Well done.

0:30:40 > 0:30:42- Gypsy, Gypsy, Gypsy!- What?

0:30:42 > 0:30:45It stinks of rotting colon in here. You'll never guess who's on stage.

0:30:45 > 0:30:48- Who?- It's Lemar!

0:30:48 > 0:30:49CHEERING

0:31:02 > 0:31:05# I had a dream, it was golden

0:31:05 > 0:31:09# We were children Playing heart to heart...

0:31:09 > 0:31:10RHYTHMIC CLAPPING

0:31:10 > 0:31:12Yeah...yeah.

0:31:16 > 0:31:19# There was a king He sent the soldiers

0:31:19 > 0:31:23# They had orders to tear us apart

0:31:25 > 0:31:27# Oh, no

0:31:29 > 0:31:32# So we ran and we ran and they chased and they chased

0:31:32 > 0:31:35# But the love that we had took us up

0:31:35 > 0:31:37# Flew away...

0:31:37 > 0:31:38Yeah.

0:31:38 > 0:31:41# A better way

0:31:41 > 0:31:43CHEERING

0:31:43 > 0:31:46# We were huge, we were tall They were weak, they were small

0:31:46 > 0:31:50# And at last we were free We could savour it all...

0:31:50 > 0:31:52Yeah.

0:31:52 > 0:31:54# It was amazing...

0:31:54 > 0:31:56Sing it!

0:31:56 > 0:31:59ALL: # Invincible

0:31:59 > 0:32:02# Together we're invincible

0:32:02 > 0:32:05# They can't take you away from me

0:32:05 > 0:32:09# Sound the horn, call the cavalry

0:32:09 > 0:32:12# Yeah, we're invincible

0:32:12 > 0:32:16# Together we're invincible

0:32:16 > 0:32:19# They can't take you away from me

0:32:19 > 0:32:22# No-o-o

0:32:22 > 0:32:29# Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

0:32:29 > 0:32:30# Ooh-ooh-ooh!

0:32:30 > 0:32:32# Invincible

0:32:32 > 0:32:34# Ooh-ooh-ooh!

0:32:34 > 0:32:36# Invincible

0:32:36 > 0:32:40# Ooh-ooh

0:32:40 > 0:32:43# Yeah

0:32:43 > 0:32:46# Yea-eah

0:32:46 > 0:32:48# Oh...

0:32:50 > 0:32:51Let's go.

0:32:51 > 0:32:55# I still hear your voice

0:32:55 > 0:33:00# Inside my head

0:33:00 > 0:33:03# In my head...

0:33:03 > 0:33:04Sing!

0:33:04 > 0:33:07# Invincible

0:33:07 > 0:33:10# Together we're invincible

0:33:10 > 0:33:14# They can't take you away from me

0:33:14 > 0:33:17# Sound the horn, call the cavalry

0:33:17 > 0:33:21# Yeah, we're invincible

0:33:21 > 0:33:24# Together we're invincible

0:33:24 > 0:33:28# They can't take you away from me

0:33:28 > 0:33:31# No-o-o

0:33:31 > 0:33:35# Ooh-ooh-ooh!

0:33:37 > 0:33:39Yeah.

0:33:39 > 0:33:41# Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

0:33:42 > 0:33:45# Oh, no, no

0:33:45 > 0:33:46CHEERING

0:33:46 > 0:33:49# Wish that you

0:33:49 > 0:33:55# Had chosen me instead

0:33:55 > 0:34:01# Instead, yeah. #

0:34:01 > 0:34:03CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:34:13 > 0:34:18I've written a song, took me three years to write.

0:34:18 > 0:34:19Goes like this...

0:34:19 > 0:34:22HE PLAYS TWO NOTES

0:34:22 > 0:34:24# I like tyres They're made of rubber

0:34:24 > 0:34:27# Watch me, Mummy I'm a rubba-dubba-dubba... #

0:34:28 > 0:34:31Who'll be joining amazing Anthony, the astounding Amy

0:34:31 > 0:34:35and the ever so courageous Katie in our Finaleval? Hmm?

0:34:35 > 0:34:36Who will it be?

0:34:36 > 0:34:39Well, I suggest we find out as we play celebrity darts!

0:34:42 > 0:34:45And will it be him... or will it be her

0:34:45 > 0:34:46that wins another golden hoopla hoop?

0:34:46 > 0:34:49Let's find out exactly who we've got here.

0:34:49 > 0:34:50Hello. What's your name?

0:34:50 > 0:34:52- Lennon.- Nice.

0:34:52 > 0:34:54- Hello, Eve. What's your name?- Eve.

0:34:54 > 0:34:57- Now, Lennon, have you ever played darts before?- No.

0:34:57 > 0:34:59Course you shouldn't cos it's very, very dangerous.

0:34:59 > 0:35:04- Are you a master at darts, Eve?- No. - No?- Great!- Perfect!

0:35:04 > 0:35:06All right, so what you want to do, Lennon, is stand there.

0:35:06 > 0:35:08We're going to give you three darts

0:35:08 > 0:35:10and you've got to throw them at a celebrity,

0:35:10 > 0:35:12so what you've got to do is choose a celebrity -

0:35:12 > 0:35:14point to which one you want.

0:35:14 > 0:35:16You want Michael McIntyre, ladies and gentlemen.

0:35:16 > 0:35:18Hello, hello!

0:35:18 > 0:35:20Are you holding a shepherd's pie and a cactus?

0:35:20 > 0:35:22Yes, I'm going to eat it for my dinner later.

0:35:22 > 0:35:24Get the points on the objects. Go!

0:35:24 > 0:35:27- Oooh!- What was that? - You missed everyone.

0:35:27 > 0:35:29- It's all right. That's in Birmingham.- Carry on.

0:35:29 > 0:35:32BOTH: Yes!

0:35:32 > 0:35:34Just missed. Try again, Lennon.

0:35:34 > 0:35:36Oh!

0:35:36 > 0:35:37Oh, I escaped with that!

0:35:37 > 0:35:39That was a bold effort!

0:35:39 > 0:35:40CHEERING

0:35:40 > 0:35:41Well done, Lennon.

0:35:41 > 0:35:45- There you go.- Right, Eve, make your way to the oche-oche-oche!

0:35:45 > 0:35:46And pick a celebrity.

0:35:46 > 0:35:48- Cheryl Cole.- Cheryl Cole.

0:35:48 > 0:35:50- Hello, Cheryl.- Oh, how weary. How are you, man?

0:35:50 > 0:35:53Is it Cheryl Cole, or just Cheryl these days?

0:35:53 > 0:35:55Well, I'll go by anything these days, pet.

0:35:55 > 0:35:58Lovely cherry muffins, Cheryl.

0:35:58 > 0:36:01- There's your darts.- Thanks, pet. Baked them meself, you know.- Right.

0:36:01 > 0:36:03- Throw a dart, Eve. - Throw a dart at her.

0:36:03 > 0:36:05Oooh! Oh, that was a bit close.

0:36:07 > 0:36:09Oh! Yes! Well done.

0:36:09 > 0:36:11You hit the muffins, you get one point!

0:36:11 > 0:36:13And for one more point, can you answer this question?

0:36:13 > 0:36:17All right, pet. What was wur maiden name?

0:36:17 > 0:36:21Was it Riley, was it MacDonald or was it Tweedy, pet?

0:36:21 > 0:36:24Before she got married, what was she called?

0:36:24 > 0:36:25- MacDonald?- MacDonald?

0:36:25 > 0:36:28- Were you Cheryl MacDonald?- Oh, do you think I'm Scottish?

0:36:28 > 0:36:30- I'm a Geordie, man. It was Tweedy. - Tweedy!

0:36:30 > 0:36:34- Oh, well, Eve, you still get one point. Well done.- Well done, Eve.

0:36:34 > 0:36:35APPLAUSE

0:36:40 > 0:36:44- So in your own time, pick a celebrity.- Pick a celebrity.

0:36:44 > 0:36:47- Which one are you going for?- I'll go for him.

0:36:47 > 0:36:50- Him!- The famous him.- Hey, what do you mean "him". It's me, innit?

0:36:50 > 0:36:53Gary Barlow. I'm great. Look at my pineapples.

0:36:53 > 0:36:55What flavour pizza have you got?

0:36:55 > 0:36:57Orange and lemonade.

0:36:57 > 0:37:00Fire!

0:37:00 > 0:37:03- Oh!- That was a bit close to me old noggin, wasn't it?

0:37:03 > 0:37:04That was very close.

0:37:04 > 0:37:06Go on, Lennon.

0:37:06 > 0:37:07Oooh!

0:37:09 > 0:37:11- Oooh!- Well done, Lennon.

0:37:11 > 0:37:13I was really rooting for you there.

0:37:13 > 0:37:15What are you doing?!

0:37:15 > 0:37:19- Eve!- Don't put your legs around me like a monkey.

0:37:19 > 0:37:21There's your darts. Pick a celebrity.

0:37:21 > 0:37:22Um...

0:37:22 > 0:37:25- can I stick with Cheryl?- Cheryl Cole.

0:37:25 > 0:37:26Fire!

0:37:28 > 0:37:30Oooh!

0:37:30 > 0:37:31That was close.

0:37:31 > 0:37:33Oh, no, you need to lower your sights, pet.

0:37:36 > 0:37:39- Oooh!- So close. Well done, Eve. very, very delicate.

0:37:44 > 0:37:46What are you doing?

0:37:46 > 0:37:49Pick a celebrity.

0:37:49 > 0:37:52Um...

0:37:52 > 0:37:54Which one do you like the look of?

0:37:54 > 0:37:59You've got Kylie over there, Fearne Cotton, Madonna. Him?

0:37:59 > 0:38:02Who do you think that is?

0:38:02 > 0:38:03Um, Mr Pig.

0:38:03 > 0:38:05Yeah, go for Mr Pig.

0:38:05 > 0:38:08It's Brian Cox.

0:38:08 > 0:38:09Go!

0:38:10 > 0:38:12No, that's Cheryl Cole. Higher.

0:38:12 > 0:38:15Oooh!

0:38:15 > 0:38:17Oooh! So, er, unfortunately...

0:38:17 > 0:38:19No, no, come here.

0:38:19 > 0:38:20Come here, come here.

0:38:20 > 0:38:22I'll get you.

0:38:22 > 0:38:23LAUGHTER

0:38:23 > 0:38:26You little...

0:38:29 > 0:38:31Just watch it, you!

0:38:31 > 0:38:33Eve, your go. Pick another celebrity.

0:38:33 > 0:38:35- This is your last go.- Gary Barlow.

0:38:35 > 0:38:36Gary Barlow.

0:38:36 > 0:38:38Hi again, Gary.

0:38:38 > 0:38:41Hi, how's it going? Come on, Eve. get that pineapple for us.

0:38:41 > 0:38:43Oooh!

0:38:43 > 0:38:46Please don't try this at home.

0:38:46 > 0:38:50Throwing a dart at a celebrity or member of the general public

0:38:50 > 0:38:54would lead to a charge of actual bodily harm,

0:38:54 > 0:38:57carrying a minimum sentence of six months.

0:38:57 > 0:39:00In more serious cases, the assailant could be charged

0:39:00 > 0:39:04with grievous bodily harm

0:39:04 > 0:39:07carrying a maximum sentence of life imprisonment.

0:39:07 > 0:39:08Let's play darts.

0:39:08 > 0:39:13Right, now, Eve, before you play, please apologise to Gary.

0:39:13 > 0:39:18- Sorry.- I should think so too, Eve. That really hurt.

0:39:18 > 0:39:21You could get a point if you answer this question.

0:39:21 > 0:39:25OK, Eve, in which decade were Take That formed?

0:39:25 > 0:39:32Was it the '80s, the '90s... Oh, I'm boring myself. ..or the 2000s?

0:39:32 > 0:39:34'80s, '90s, or 2000s?

0:39:34 > 0:39:38- When did they get together?- When take that got together.

0:39:38 > 0:39:42- '90s?- Bang on, pet, the '90s.

0:39:44 > 0:39:46We have a winner of celebrity darts.

0:39:46 > 0:39:49That means we've got to remove him.

0:39:49 > 0:39:51Get him out of here.

0:39:51 > 0:39:53I got you!

0:39:56 > 0:39:57Eve, come forward!

0:39:57 > 0:39:59You've won the golden hoopla.

0:39:59 > 0:40:01So you do hoopla!

0:40:12 > 0:40:13APPLAUSE

0:40:23 > 0:40:24Well done, Eve.

0:40:24 > 0:40:27We'll see you later in the Finaleval.

0:40:31 > 0:40:37Now, please keep the applause going for Hoopla Boy!

0:42:08 > 0:42:10APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:44:28 > 0:44:32APPLAUSE

0:44:37 > 0:44:40THEY SHOUT

0:44:47 > 0:44:49Tell us what you thought of that through the medium

0:44:49 > 0:44:52and art of semaphore.

0:44:52 > 0:44:54DICK LAUGHS

0:44:54 > 0:44:56Go, go!

0:44:57 > 0:45:00One!

0:45:00 > 0:45:04- Right. - And now, it's that time.

0:45:04 > 0:45:06CHEERING

0:45:06 > 0:45:10- Ladies and gentlemen, it's here. It's coming.- It's the fin-...

0:45:10 > 0:45:15Ladies and gentlemen, in the game you are about to see, no men, women,

0:45:15 > 0:45:17clowns or ferrets were harmed.

0:45:17 > 0:45:19Not even a little teeny bit. Enjoy!

0:45:19 > 0:45:21..-eval!

0:45:22 > 0:45:25- It's the Finaleval!- Yes!

0:45:27 > 0:45:32And here are the Finalevalists - we've got Anthony!

0:45:32 > 0:45:34There's Katie!

0:45:34 > 0:45:36Eve!

0:45:36 > 0:45:39And look at her go, it's Amy!

0:45:39 > 0:45:41Hoopla! Hoopla! Hoopla! Hoopla!

0:45:41 > 0:45:43Hoopla! Hoopla! Hoopla! Hoopla!

0:45:46 > 0:45:48Right. Get behind your podiums.

0:45:48 > 0:45:52Get behind your podiums! It's time to start round one.

0:45:52 > 0:45:54Hoopla!

0:45:54 > 0:45:56Round one's called Brush Your Teeth, you have 30 seconds

0:45:56 > 0:45:59to brush your teeth, but you've really got to give it some.

0:45:59 > 0:46:02You've got to get your mouth foaming, give it some good action,

0:46:02 > 0:46:06because if you do it well, you will be given more points.

0:46:06 > 0:46:09Mike, you are chairing the panel of judges at the moment.

0:46:09 > 0:46:12Have you got a favourite you'd like to back at the moment?

0:46:12 > 0:46:13Get on with it!

0:46:13 > 0:46:16- OK!- Your 30 seconds start now, go!

0:46:18 > 0:46:20Come on! Come on!

0:46:22 > 0:46:24Put more paste in!

0:46:24 > 0:46:27More paste!

0:46:27 > 0:46:29You need more toothpaste!

0:46:29 > 0:46:31Come on!

0:46:31 > 0:46:33More toothpaste!

0:46:36 > 0:46:39More toothpaste!

0:46:39 > 0:46:41More toothpaste!

0:46:42 > 0:46:44That's better!

0:46:44 > 0:46:46Lovely! Stop it.

0:46:46 > 0:46:49Stop, stop, stop!

0:46:49 > 0:46:51What did you do to them?

0:46:51 > 0:46:53- Why did you do that?- I just gave them a bit of extra paste!

0:46:55 > 0:46:59Let's hear from Mike and his esteemed judges how they did.

0:46:59 > 0:47:01First of all, Anthony.

0:47:01 > 0:47:02Up we go.

0:47:02 > 0:47:0426.

0:47:04 > 0:47:0726 for Anthony.

0:47:07 > 0:47:08APPLAUSE

0:47:08 > 0:47:09Katie.

0:47:09 > 0:47:12You've got something on your nose, love.

0:47:12 > 0:47:14All right - Katie, points please.

0:47:14 > 0:47:16Right, up they go.

0:47:16 > 0:47:1827.

0:47:18 > 0:47:20APPLAUSE

0:47:21 > 0:47:25Points now please for frothy, dribbly Eve.

0:47:25 > 0:47:26Up they go!

0:47:28 > 0:47:2927.

0:47:29 > 0:47:3127!

0:47:32 > 0:47:37And now, Amy, you've got to beat 26 otherwise you will be leaving

0:47:37 > 0:47:39at the end of this round.

0:47:39 > 0:47:44- Have you got anything to say?- No. - Good. Judges, please.

0:47:44 > 0:47:46Up they go.

0:47:47 > 0:47:5023!

0:47:50 > 0:47:52CROWD GROANS

0:47:52 > 0:47:55So at the end of round one, Amy, I'm afraid you've got the least points.

0:47:55 > 0:47:58You are leaving us, you've got to ride the lion with no pride!

0:47:58 > 0:48:00Well done, Amy.

0:48:00 > 0:48:03CHEERING

0:48:03 > 0:48:06HEAVY ROCK MUSIC PLAYS

0:48:19 > 0:48:20CHANTING AND CHEERING

0:48:27 > 0:48:31Enough of all that drivel. Because it's time for round two!

0:48:31 > 0:48:32Hoopla!

0:48:32 > 0:48:35Come forward please, it's time for I'm The Best In The World.

0:48:35 > 0:48:38You'll hear some music, in the instrumental gaps,

0:48:38 > 0:48:41we'll tell you to do an action - do it to your best ability!

0:48:41 > 0:48:42Let's play...

0:48:42 > 0:48:44# I am the best in the world

0:48:44 > 0:48:45# The best in the world

0:48:45 > 0:48:47# The very best at... #

0:48:47 > 0:48:52With words and actions, cast a magic spell. Anthony.

0:48:52 > 0:48:54Whoo! Argh! Alakazam!

0:48:54 > 0:48:56CROWD LAUGHS

0:48:56 > 0:48:59- Very nice. - Alakazam! Alakazam!

0:48:59 > 0:49:01Hocus-pocus!

0:49:01 > 0:49:03Hoozah!!

0:49:03 > 0:49:07- She's turned into a cauliflower! Katie!- Next.

0:49:07 > 0:49:11- Go!- With actions and words, do a magic spell, love.

0:49:11 > 0:49:17Hubble, bubble, I'm going to turn you into a frog. Kabam!

0:49:17 > 0:49:18APPLAUSE

0:49:18 > 0:49:20Hang on, you still have another five seconds.

0:49:22 > 0:49:24And fairy dust as well.

0:49:24 > 0:49:26Very good! Next, Eve!

0:49:27 > 0:49:31Curse, I make up the spell!

0:49:31 > 0:49:33Hang on, I think this is the real deal here!

0:49:33 > 0:49:34...a stone!

0:49:34 > 0:49:37CHEERING

0:49:37 > 0:49:39# I am the best in the world

0:49:39 > 0:49:41# The best in the world

0:49:41 > 0:49:42# The very best at... #

0:49:42 > 0:49:46Making up a song about a vegetable.

0:49:46 > 0:49:49# O carrot, how I love thee

0:49:49 > 0:49:51# Carrot

0:49:51 > 0:49:54# It is a root vegetable and it is orange

0:49:54 > 0:49:59# And I have it for a roast dinner

0:49:59 > 0:50:01# Sometimes... #

0:50:01 > 0:50:02Stop!

0:50:02 > 0:50:04Katie!

0:50:04 > 0:50:07# I want a potato A nice little potato

0:50:07 > 0:50:09# I want a potato A nice little potato

0:50:09 > 0:50:15# I want a potato That's all I want, oh, yeah! #

0:50:15 > 0:50:18- Next, Eve!- Um...

0:50:18 > 0:50:21# Broccoli is very nice It is delicious

0:50:21 > 0:50:23# Even if you add some salad to the side

0:50:23 > 0:50:25# Nothing will ever end this now

0:50:25 > 0:50:28# Just eat some, try it now! #

0:50:28 > 0:50:30Brilliant, brilliant!

0:50:30 > 0:50:32APPLAUSE

0:50:32 > 0:50:35# The very best at... #

0:50:35 > 0:50:39BOTH: Giving yourself a beard and a moustache.

0:50:39 > 0:50:40We know you've already got one,

0:50:40 > 0:50:42which resembles a moustache, Anthony.

0:50:42 > 0:50:44No, no, wait, Anthony first, go.

0:50:45 > 0:50:48Oh, it's a quirly one on top.

0:50:48 > 0:50:50Moustache. And there's your...

0:50:50 > 0:50:52Beardy-weirdy. Lovely.

0:50:52 > 0:50:55- There we go! Lovely! - Very good, lovely.

0:50:55 > 0:50:56Next, Katie!

0:50:58 > 0:51:01Interesting. Oh, look, very French.

0:51:01 > 0:51:02Oh! Stubble!

0:51:02 > 0:51:06- Designer! - Stubble, Katie, well done.

0:51:06 > 0:51:08- Lovely.- Brilliant. Next...- Eve.

0:51:10 > 0:51:14Oh, your pencil, hold on, it's blunt. Use that one.

0:51:14 > 0:51:17Ah, Charlie Chaplin.

0:51:17 > 0:51:18Yeah, very nice.

0:51:18 > 0:51:21A bit of Beelzebub.

0:51:22 > 0:51:24There we go.

0:51:25 > 0:51:26It's...

0:51:26 > 0:51:27It's...

0:51:27 > 0:51:30It's over!

0:51:30 > 0:51:33APPLAUSE

0:51:33 > 0:51:34# The best bit ever

0:51:34 > 0:51:36# The best bit ever

0:51:36 > 0:51:38# The best bit in the world. #

0:51:38 > 0:51:42OK, now we're going to find out who is the best in the world

0:51:42 > 0:51:44and also, who will be leaving after this round

0:51:44 > 0:51:47so your points please for Anthony.

0:51:47 > 0:51:48Very good, Anthony.

0:51:48 > 0:51:5125 for Anthony, well done.

0:51:51 > 0:51:55Over to Katie, magic spells, vegetable-based songs

0:51:55 > 0:51:57and facial hair.

0:51:57 > 0:52:00This is for the potatoes.

0:52:00 > 0:52:01Oh!

0:52:01 > 0:52:04- 28.- Very good.

0:52:04 > 0:52:07- Eve.- Points for Eve, please.

0:52:07 > 0:52:09Broccoli song et al.

0:52:10 > 0:52:14It's a runaway success, a massive score.

0:52:14 > 0:52:15- 37 for Eve!- So...

0:52:18 > 0:52:19Decorum, decorum.

0:52:19 > 0:52:23That means the one who's going to be leaving at the end of this round

0:52:23 > 0:52:27and not taking part in the final round of Finaleval is...

0:52:27 > 0:52:29- Could have been the carrot. - ..Anthony.

0:52:29 > 0:52:31Off you go, Anthony!

0:52:55 > 0:52:57The moment has arrived.

0:52:57 > 0:53:01Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for the final of the Finaleval!

0:53:01 > 0:53:04APPLAUSE

0:53:09 > 0:53:12We've got Katie!

0:53:12 > 0:53:16Yes. And not forgetting Eve!

0:53:18 > 0:53:19But who's going to be the winner?

0:53:19 > 0:53:22Behind you see there are eight dustbins.

0:53:22 > 0:53:25In seven of those bins are the best prizes ever to be given away

0:53:25 > 0:53:29- on British television.- Treasure. - Yes, schatzies.

0:53:29 > 0:53:32Our little clowns have deposited a schatzie in each bin

0:53:32 > 0:53:34for you to win.

0:53:34 > 0:53:37If you could have anything to make your life better and richer

0:53:37 > 0:53:38and fuller, what would you have?

0:53:38 > 0:53:40A necklace.

0:53:40 > 0:53:42Is that it?!

0:53:42 > 0:53:45- What about you, Eve?- An X-box.

0:53:45 > 0:53:47An egg box, amazing!

0:53:47 > 0:53:50This might be dangerously close. OK.

0:53:50 > 0:53:52In one of those bins is a clown.

0:53:52 > 0:53:54His name's Cyril,

0:53:54 > 0:53:59and he's very wrong, very angry, so if you find him, you lose.

0:53:59 > 0:54:01The first person to play is the one with the most amount of points

0:54:01 > 0:54:04in the last round which was you, Eve.

0:54:04 > 0:54:08You've still got a bit of toothpaste in your hair but that's all right.

0:54:08 > 0:54:11So think about that prize that you want, an egg box.

0:54:11 > 0:54:15It could be yours but which bin ISN'T Cyril in?

0:54:15 > 0:54:17Six.

0:54:20 > 0:54:25Oh, Eve, Eve, Eve, Eve...

0:54:25 > 0:54:28Off you go, Eve. Lift that lid.

0:54:28 > 0:54:31What is it? Hold it up.

0:54:31 > 0:54:33- What have you got?- A lion.

0:54:33 > 0:54:35APPLAUSE

0:54:35 > 0:54:39A toy Lion! Lovely.

0:54:39 > 0:54:41Right, Katie, come with me.

0:54:41 > 0:54:45It's the moment of truth. Which bin isn't Cyril in?

0:54:45 > 0:54:47Seven.

0:54:47 > 0:54:48She's gone for number seven.

0:54:48 > 0:54:52- Off you go, Katie.- Good luck, Katie.

0:54:52 > 0:54:55- This could be life changing. - It could be a great prize.

0:54:55 > 0:54:57Lift the lid!

0:54:57 > 0:54:59Argh!

0:54:59 > 0:55:01PUNCHING

0:55:01 > 0:55:04CLOWN LAUGHS

0:55:04 > 0:55:07Cyril, I tell you about this every week...

0:55:16 > 0:55:20- Cheers, mate.- All right, no worries. Look, everyone.

0:55:20 > 0:55:21We've got a winner.

0:55:21 > 0:55:24APPLAUSE

0:55:24 > 0:55:26The winner!

0:55:26 > 0:55:28It's Eve!

0:55:30 > 0:55:33She's the winner of the hoop!

0:55:33 > 0:55:35She's the winner!

0:55:35 > 0:55:38So, Eve, look at your other half, dead on the floor,

0:55:38 > 0:55:40but that's all right.

0:55:40 > 0:55:42You've got the hoop. Well done, how do you feel?

0:55:42 > 0:55:45- Great. I feel great. - Oh, lovely.

0:55:45 > 0:55:48- What are you going to call the lion? - Fluffy.

0:55:48 > 0:55:51Argh!

0:55:51 > 0:55:53PUNCHING

0:56:00 > 0:56:03Oh, no. Cyril has turned Eve into a clown.

0:56:03 > 0:56:08Eve, you might be a clown and as you are,

0:56:08 > 0:56:10you might as well join our carnival...

0:56:10 > 0:56:12BOTH: for ever!

0:56:12 > 0:56:15Thanks to everyone that's been on the show today.

0:56:15 > 0:56:19But most of all, thank you to you lot.

0:56:19 > 0:56:22Thank you very much to the Pooh Brothers, thank you very much!

0:56:22 > 0:56:24Lovely.

0:56:24 > 0:56:27Thank you to you guys for watching.

0:56:27 > 0:56:31Who knows, next time this Hoopla might be coming to a town

0:56:31 > 0:56:33near you-paa!

0:56:33 > 0:56:34Hoopla!

0:56:39 > 0:56:42'Dick and Dom would like to point out that Katie has made a full recovery

0:56:42 > 0:56:45'since her encounter with Cyril and has since married a giraffe

0:56:45 > 0:56:47'and moved to Plymouth.'

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