0:48:50 > 0:48:57.
0:49:05 > 0:49:12- # Oh my love... # - Bleurgh! Urgh! Hu-huh!
0:49:12 > 0:49:15- # ..My darling... #- Eurgh!
0:49:15 > 0:49:18- Hu-hu-huh!- # ..I hunger for... #
0:49:18 > 0:49:21- Yuck!- # ..Your touch... #
0:49:21 > 0:49:22Ugh! Heurgh!
0:49:22 > 0:49:26- # ..A long... #- Yeurgh!
0:49:26 > 0:49:29- # ..Lonely time... #- Bleurgh!
0:49:29 > 0:49:32Eurgh! Euff!
0:49:32 > 0:49:34Bwurgh!
0:49:34 > 0:49:39- # ..And time goes by... # - Weurgh!- It's good, isn't it?
0:49:39 > 0:49:43DICK GIGGLES # ..So slowly... #
0:49:49 > 0:49:52- Slimy are snails.- Haw-hee-haw.
0:49:52 > 0:49:56- Beautiful rapid movements.- Eh?!
0:49:56 > 0:49:57- Here...- Ah.
0:49:57 > 0:49:59- ..I bet you...- Mmm?
0:49:59 > 0:50:01- ..that my snail...- Yeah?
0:50:01 > 0:50:03- ..the blue one...- Yeah.
0:50:03 > 0:50:05- ..will beat your snail...- Wha...?
0:50:05 > 0:50:07- ..the red one...- Red one.
0:50:07 > 0:50:08..in a race!
0:50:08 > 0:50:13- MUSIC: "Chain" by Fleetwood Mac - But if your snail...- The red one.
0:50:13 > 0:50:16- ..the red one...- Yeah.- ..beats mine...- Blue.
0:50:16 > 0:50:19the blue one, then I'll give you
0:50:19 > 0:50:26three tasty scrumdiddlyumptious custard creams.
0:50:26 > 0:50:29- Mmm-mmm-mmm.- Aha!- OK.
0:50:29 > 0:50:31- Yeah.- Ready, steady...
0:50:31 > 0:50:34- Go!- Escargot!
0:50:34 > 0:50:36- Go on!- Come on blue!
0:50:36 > 0:50:37- Come on!- Come on!
0:50:37 > 0:50:41- Come on blu-ue!- Come on red!- Blu-ue. - Red!
0:50:45 > 0:50:47- Come on blue.- Come on red.
0:50:47 > 0:50:52- Come on red...- Come on blue...
0:50:52 > 0:50:54Come on... Come on...
0:50:54 > 0:50:56- Blu-u-ue....- Re-e-ed...
0:50:56 > 0:50:59- Blue...- Come on...re...ed...
0:51:12 > 0:51:13Weu-eu-eu...
0:51:13 > 0:51:15Weurgh-eu-eu...
0:51:21 > 0:51:22Come on blue...
0:51:24 > 0:51:29Ah! Yes! The reds have won, luvvie!
0:51:29 > 0:51:33I'm the winner. That's three custard creams you owe me.
0:51:33 > 0:51:34Yeah, well done.
0:51:34 > 0:51:37They've got beards as well.
0:51:37 > 0:51:40- Mmm....beards.- Hmm?
0:51:41 > 0:51:43THUD! TINKLE!
0:51:56 > 0:52:01ANNOUNCER: Welcome to the National Pat-A-Cake Championship 2006!
0:52:01 > 0:52:03Contenders are you ready?
0:52:03 > 0:52:04BOTH: Yeah! Yeah
0:52:04 > 0:52:07Three! Two! One!
0:52:07 > 0:52:08GO!
0:52:08 > 0:52:11BOTH: Pat! Pat! Pat!
0:52:29 > 0:52:32Pat! Pat! Pat-pat-pat! Pat-pat! Pat-pat!
0:52:32 > 0:52:33Who won?
0:52:34 > 0:52:36Pat!
0:52:35 > 0:52:36CYMBAL CLASH
0:52:36 > 0:52:38Ha...