18/12/2007

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1:01:01 > 1:01:03- # Go, Diddy Dick and Dom! - On CBBC.- #

1:01:14 > 1:01:19# All by myself

1:01:21 > 1:01:29- # Don't want to be all by myself any more - HE WAILS

1:01:30 > 1:01:35# All by myself

1:01:36 > 1:01:45# Don't wanna live all by myself any more... #

1:01:54 > 1:01:57HE MUTTERS TO HIMSELF

1:01:59 > 1:02:01Are you doing a puzzle?

1:02:04 > 1:02:06Yeah.

1:02:07 > 1:02:09Can I help?

1:02:11 > 1:02:13Yeah.

1:02:13 > 1:02:15Go on then.

1:02:16 > 1:02:19- Seven letters, meaning "not very good".- Not very good...

1:02:20 > 1:02:22Rubbish!

1:02:22 > 1:02:26R-U-B-B-I-S-H.

1:02:26 > 1:02:29Rubbish! It fits!

1:02:29 > 1:02:33- Eight down.- Eight down.- Eight down.

1:02:33 > 1:02:38It's an eight-letter word and the clue is "lose your temper".

1:02:39 > 1:02:43AAAAAAGH!

1:02:47 > 1:02:49Does it fit?

1:02:49 > 1:02:52- A-A-A...- Hey, it does, actually.

1:02:52 > 1:02:55A-A-A-A-A-A-G-H. Yes!

1:02:55 > 1:03:00OK, now a seven-letter word, seven across,

1:03:00 > 1:03:04and it means "a great insult".

1:03:07 > 1:03:08Twanger.

1:03:11 > 1:03:14I beg your pardon?

1:03:14 > 1:03:16Twanger.

1:03:16 > 1:03:19How dare you?!

1:03:19 > 1:03:23Did you just call me a twanger after knowing me for all these years?!

1:03:23 > 1:03:27You just come out with it like that? How dare you?!

1:03:27 > 1:03:30Well, it was a CROSSWORD puzzle.

1:03:30 > 1:03:35You stupid little melon-headed freak! I am not a twanger!

1:03:42 > 1:03:44Oooh, what's your novel?

1:03:44 > 1:03:48It's a novel called Charlie And The Chocolate Factory.

1:03:48 > 1:03:50- Oh, is it good?- It's very good.

1:03:50 > 1:03:55It's about a group of children who go to a chocolate factory,

1:03:55 > 1:03:58- meet a man called Willy Wonky... - Willy Wonky?- Willy Wonky.

1:03:58 > 1:04:02They get into a pickle, except for Charlie, who saves the day.

1:04:02 > 1:04:05So what happens to the rest of them?

1:04:05 > 1:04:10Veruca Salt gets attacked by a load of squirrels... AAAAGH!

1:04:11 > 1:04:16Then Augustus Gloop falls into the giant river of chocolate.

1:04:19 > 1:04:21- Similar to that.- I like that.

1:04:21 > 1:04:26Violet Beauregard eats chewing gum all day

1:04:26 > 1:04:29then turns into a giant blueberry.

1:04:32 > 1:04:35- Do you want to borrow it?- Er...

1:04:35 > 1:04:39- Nah!- It's not very funny. I wouldn't.