1:06:51 > 1:06:58.
1:07:16 > 1:07:18You know when the...
1:07:23 > 1:07:25You know the guy that...
1:07:25 > 1:07:27I told you. No, you told me.
1:07:27 > 1:07:31Hey, I saw... No, I told you that.
1:07:31 > 1:07:33You've told me that one before.
1:07:36 > 1:07:38Twice.
1:07:42 > 1:07:43Did you, er...
1:07:43 > 1:07:46Yeah, I have already.
1:07:46 > 1:07:49- Of course, you told me. - Yeah, three times.
1:07:50 > 1:07:53- By the way, next door... - Yeah, I know.
1:07:53 > 1:07:57- Yeah, you said earlier. You told me. - Did I?- Mmm.
1:08:00 > 1:08:04- Do you remember when... Aaaargh! - ELECTRIC SURGE
1:08:04 > 1:08:06CRASH!
1:08:12 > 1:08:14'And now, ladies and gentlemen,
1:08:14 > 1:08:17'the BBC Sympathy Orchestra will perform
1:08:17 > 1:08:23'of Ludwig Van Beethoven's Sympathy Number 5 in C Minor, opus 65.'
1:08:23 > 1:08:26APPLAUSE
1:08:29 > 1:08:33STRINGS PLAY
1:08:44 > 1:08:46MUSIC STOPS
1:08:51 > 1:08:53PFFRT!
1:09:03 > 1:09:04SQUELCH!
1:09:08 > 1:09:09POP!
1:09:09 > 1:09:12Aha! That seems to be the problem.
1:09:12 > 1:09:13TING!
1:09:13 > 1:09:16STRINGS PLAY
1:09:19 > 1:09:21TING!
1:09:25 > 1:09:27'And here we are in the final
1:09:27 > 1:09:30'of the World's Strongest Diddy Competition.
1:09:30 > 1:09:32'The person who lifts this weight
1:09:32 > 1:09:36'will be crowned World's Strongest Diddy Champion 2006.
1:09:36 > 1:09:38'First up, Diddy Dom.'
1:09:42 > 1:09:44- Aaaaaaah!- Eeeeeurgh!
1:09:44 > 1:09:46Aaaaaah!
1:09:46 > 1:09:48- Aaaaaah! - HE SPITS
1:09:48 > 1:09:50Raaaah!
1:09:55 > 1:09:57Aaaaaah!
1:09:57 > 1:09:59Aaaaaah!
1:09:59 > 1:10:02Aaaaaah! Aaaaah... Ohhh!
1:10:02 > 1:10:06'Good effort, but it wasn't enough.
1:10:06 > 1:10:09'So next it's Diddy Dick to take the strain.'
1:10:13 > 1:10:15Urrr? No!
1:10:17 > 1:10:20Hrrrngh! Hrrrngh! Hrrrngh!
1:10:22 > 1:10:25Hrrrrrrngh!
1:10:25 > 1:10:27Hrrrrrrngh!
1:10:27 > 1:10:29PFFFRT!
1:10:29 > 1:10:34'Poor performance there from Diddy Dick.
1:10:34 > 1:10:37'He tried to play his trump card but failed miserably.
1:10:37 > 1:10:40'And the final contestant,
1:10:40 > 1:10:43'give a warm welcome to Diddy Samantha!'
1:10:48 > 1:10:51'Ladies and gentlemen, a fantastic effort!
1:10:51 > 1:10:56'The World's Strongest Diddy 2006 is Diddy Samantha!'