0:32:50 > 0:32:57.
0:33:05 > 0:33:09- Awwww!- I brought him here to show you.
0:33:09 > 0:33:12- What's his name?- Kes.
0:33:12 > 0:33:14Hello, Kes! How long you had it?
0:33:14 > 0:33:18I've had him since he was a little egg.
0:33:18 > 0:33:20Ooh! What make is it?
0:33:20 > 0:33:22He's a woodtit.
0:33:23 > 0:33:26- Do you want to see him fly?- Oh, yeah!
0:33:27 > 0:33:30- Aaaaah!- He's flying!- Wow!
0:33:30 > 0:33:33- Fly! Like the wind! - You've got a bird!
0:33:33 > 0:33:37Come back, Kes! Come back! Come back, Kes!
0:33:37 > 0:33:39Aww, little Kes!
0:33:39 > 0:33:42- Do you wanna see what else he can do? - Oh, yeah!
0:33:42 > 0:33:45- Bounce, Kes, bounce!- What?!
0:33:45 > 0:33:48Oh! Oh! Ohhh!
0:33:48 > 0:33:52- Ahhhh!- One more trick.- Wow!
0:33:52 > 0:33:55HE GIGGLES Be butch, Kes, be butch!
0:33:58 > 0:34:01Ugh! Ooh, tastes like chicken.
0:34:01 > 0:34:02TRUMP!
0:34:02 > 0:34:08- Oh, Kes!- There's no need for that. - That's just disgusting.
0:34:12 > 0:34:16MUSIC: "Spanish Flea" by Herb Albert and the Tijuana Brass
0:34:22 > 0:34:24Whoo, whoo!
0:34:24 > 0:34:26HE GIGGLES
0:34:40 > 0:34:42MUSIC STOPS
0:34:46 > 0:34:48HE SOBS
0:34:52 > 0:34:55- Diddy Dom. Oi!- Huh?
0:34:55 > 0:35:00How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
0:35:00 > 0:35:02- What?- I said...
0:35:02 > 0:35:08How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It's very simple.
0:35:11 > 0:35:13- I don't care.- What do you mean?!
0:35:13 > 0:35:18- It's an issue on which everyone has an opinion.- Don't push me!
0:35:18 > 0:35:22Do you want the answer?! You can't handle the answer!
0:35:22 > 0:35:24All right, I'll tell you.
0:35:24 > 0:35:28There's certain things you have to take into consideration.
0:35:28 > 0:35:32- Firstly, think about the strength of the woodchuck.- Woodchuck.
0:35:32 > 0:35:36Times that number by the weight of the wood.
0:35:36 > 0:35:40Now, divide that by the Richter scale as the wind blows
0:35:40 > 0:35:43in a south-easterly-westerly direction,
0:35:43 > 0:35:46- where the sun sets to the east.- East!
0:35:46 > 0:35:50- Now times that by two hairy badgers. - Hairy badgers?
0:35:50 > 0:35:54- Multiply that by wet-nosed weasels. - Wet-nosed weasels?
0:35:54 > 0:36:00- Divide that by five, by yellow... - Yellow?- Times by two fat bluebirds.
0:36:00 > 0:36:04- And a hairy chocolate. - A hairy chocolate?!
0:36:04 > 0:36:07The answer is one! One piece of wood!
0:36:07 > 0:36:10Oh, hello, little woodchuck.
0:36:10 > 0:36:12Ohhh....
0:36:12 > 0:36:17# How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? #
0:36:17 > 0:36:20HE SINGS CONFUSEDLY
0:36:20 > 0:36:22Come here, you...!
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