05/01/2008

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0:58:50 > 0:58:57.

0:59:06 > 0:59:10I tell you what, luvvie, that curry we had last night,

0:59:10 > 0:59:12it's playing havoc with me tummy.

0:59:14 > 0:59:20'What a marvellous opportunity to make toast.'

0:59:25 > 0:59:29'I'm so glad I seized it. The opportunity, that is.'

0:59:41 > 0:59:43Sponge.

0:59:44 > 0:59:47A flannel for wiping the backs of your knees.

0:59:47 > 0:59:50He he he he!

0:59:50 > 0:59:53Nannyflankets.

0:59:53 > 0:59:57An old lady's cardigan.

0:59:57 > 1:00:00He he he he!

1:00:00 > 1:00:01Boodlums.

1:00:01 > 1:00:04Another word for billy goats' ankles.

1:00:04 > 1:00:06He he he he!

1:00:09 > 1:00:11Butwangdanglies.

1:00:11 > 1:00:14Grandad's sock elastic.

1:00:14 > 1:00:18He he he he!

1:00:18 > 1:00:20I've found a good one.

1:00:20 > 1:00:21Wibblefopper.

1:00:21 > 1:00:24He he he he he he!

1:00:24 > 1:00:27A monkey in a bath.

1:00:29 > 1:00:31This one's rude.

1:00:33 > 1:00:35Zombiewee.

1:00:35 > 1:00:38Someone bursting for the lav.

1:00:38 > 1:00:42He he he!

1:00:45 > 1:00:46Oh, you are naughty.

1:00:55 > 1:00:59You'll never get fit going that fast, maybe try fast.

1:01:01 > 1:01:04Not bad, but maybe faster.

1:01:09 > 1:01:12Still faster.

1:01:14 > 1:01:15He he!

1:01:20 > 1:01:22No pain, no gain.

1:01:22 > 1:01:25Didn't he do well, ladies and gentlemen?

1:01:25 > 1:01:27Oh, marvellous, marvellous.

1:01:32 > 1:01:35These just arrived for you.

1:01:35 > 1:01:37Get them away from me.

1:01:37 > 1:01:39Come on! They've just arrived!

1:01:39 > 1:01:40Who are they from?

1:01:40 > 1:01:43I don't care. I don't want them, get them away.

1:01:43 > 1:01:47Someone loves you. Someone wants to give you kissy kissy.

1:01:47 > 1:01:50I'm not telling you again, get them away.

1:01:50 > 1:01:53- Have a sniff. - I don't want them.- Go on! Smell!

1:01:59 > 1:02:02Sorry. Forgot to tell you about my hay fever.

1:02:02 > 1:02:07'Snot funny, really, 'snot funny.