1:03:50 > 1:03:57.
1:04:05 > 1:04:07Just turn on the box.
1:04:08 > 1:04:10Ugh! It's that time of year,
1:04:10 > 1:04:15when there's nothing but really boring award ceremony-mony-monies.
1:04:15 > 1:04:20But, luvvy, we could have our OWN award ceremony-mony-mony this year.
1:04:20 > 1:04:22What a good idea, Diddy Dick.
1:04:22 > 1:04:26- I wonder what award we could give out... I know one!- What's that?
1:04:26 > 1:04:30Um, the award... for the cheesiest feet
1:04:30 > 1:04:32goes to...Diddy Dick!
1:04:32 > 1:04:33APPLAUSE
1:04:33 > 1:04:38And the award for the person with the girliest hair cut goes to...
1:04:38 > 1:04:40Diddy Dom!
1:04:40 > 1:04:42APPLAUSE
1:04:42 > 1:04:44Ladies and gentlemen,
1:04:44 > 1:04:48this next award is for the person with the ugliest head.
1:04:48 > 1:04:50And it goes to...
1:04:50 > 1:04:54Oh, Diddy Dick! Yay!
1:04:54 > 1:04:58Right then, the award for the most boring award goes to...
1:04:58 > 1:05:01No surprises here. Diddy Dom!
1:05:01 > 1:05:05- Boring!- And the best one is last. - What's that one, then?
1:05:05 > 1:05:06The award for the chump
1:05:06 > 1:05:10with the biggest TV thrown at their fat head is...
1:05:10 > 1:05:12- Diddy Dick!- Eh?
1:05:12 > 1:05:15YEAH!
1:05:15 > 1:05:17Thank you very much. Good night!
1:05:23 > 1:05:25Konnie ate the tortoise...
1:05:25 > 1:05:29and then they went to India.
1:05:29 > 1:05:31Finished!
1:05:32 > 1:05:34(What are you doing?)
1:05:34 > 1:05:38I'm going to make a fortune, luvvy, writing books.
1:05:38 > 1:05:41The secret is to write as many books as possible.
1:05:41 > 1:05:45- And these are all the books that I've written today!- Exciting!
1:05:45 > 1:05:49- Oh.- What?- There's one problem.- Yes?
1:05:49 > 1:05:54- They're only two pages long.- I know, luvvy. That's what's so clever.
1:05:54 > 1:05:56The world's shortest books.
1:05:57 > 1:05:59- What?- The world's shortest books.
1:05:59 > 1:06:03Like "Blue Peter's Most Exciting Moments"!
1:06:03 > 1:06:07Or "Andrew Hayden-Smith's Guide To Fashion".
1:06:08 > 1:06:12Or "Pies I Haven't Eaten" by Sam and Mark.
1:06:13 > 1:06:16- And this is my favourite. - Yeah, yeah, go on.
1:06:16 > 1:06:20"What I Love About Dick And Dom" by Peter Luff MP.
1:06:20 > 1:06:22THEY LAUGH
1:06:22 > 1:06:25I love it. We're going to be millionaires!
1:06:26 > 1:06:28Anyone for a pie?
1:06:33 > 1:06:35- Left a bit, left a bit.- OK.
1:06:35 > 1:06:38- Er, up a bit, up a bit.- Oh, no!
1:06:38 > 1:06:40- Right a bit, right a bit.- Yeah?
1:06:40 > 1:06:44Perfect! That's it. Don't move. I'll be right back.
1:06:44 > 1:06:49Don't be too long, luvvy. I'm only small and it's getting very heavy.
1:06:49 > 1:06:53- OK, I'm here.- Now, whatever you do, don't hit my thumb.
1:06:53 > 1:06:57Don't worry, luvvy. I won't be hitting your thumb!
1:07:05 > 1:07:06Argh!