0:17:50 > 0:17:57.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09LOUD FART
0:18:10 > 0:18:11EVEN LOUDER FART
0:18:13 > 0:18:16REALLY LOUD FART
0:18:17 > 0:18:20Ughh! Urgggh!
0:18:20 > 0:18:25Eughh! What a lovely dream.
0:18:28 > 0:18:32Worms! Worms in your bed.
0:18:32 > 0:18:36Nasty witches warts coming into your mouth.
0:18:36 > 0:18:43Goblins! Elves! Mazes that you can't get out of. Ketchup!
0:18:43 > 0:18:48Mayonnaise! Brown sauce! Ughhh!
0:18:48 > 0:18:51Aghh! Your mother's hairy bum!
0:18:51 > 0:18:55Lovey! What's going on?
0:18:55 > 0:18:59Well, you were having a bad dream. So, I thought I'd wake you up.
0:18:59 > 0:19:05Lovey, that's so kind. What would I do without a friend like you?
0:19:05 > 0:19:08Why don't you have another 40 winks?
0:19:08 > 0:19:11I'll wake you up if you have a bad dream.
0:19:11 > 0:19:12- Thank you, lovey.- OK.
0:19:14 > 0:19:18Ho, ho, ho, ha, ha, ha. Ho, ho, ho, ho. Heh, heh, heh, heh!
0:19:18 > 0:19:23Witches and goblins and goolies. Tomato sauce!
0:19:29 > 0:19:33Lovey! I'm so ill!
0:19:33 > 0:19:37Oh! Poor Diddy Dick. You look ill!
0:19:37 > 0:19:40But...but how ill are you?
0:19:40 > 0:19:44I'll show you how ill I am.
0:19:45 > 0:19:49Ah-phew! Ah-phew!
0:19:49 > 0:19:55Ah... Phew-aggh!
0:19:55 > 0:19:58That's very ill indeed.
0:19:58 > 0:20:03Lovey, I'm only joking really. I'm not ill at all! Ha, ha, ha!
0:20:03 > 0:20:08Ooh, ha, ha, I'm not ill at all, I was joking! Ah! Look at you!
0:20:08 > 0:20:12Look at him! He's got bogies all over him!
0:20:19 > 0:20:22- They're here, ready?- Ready.- Ready? - Ready?- Ready.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24Strike up the pinana!
0:20:28 > 0:20:31# When I'm feeling miserable
0:20:31 > 0:20:34# When I'm feeling glum
0:20:34 > 0:20:40# I get dressed up, I clear my throat and I blow wind from my bum
0:20:40 > 0:20:46# I go, PARP, then I take a pause, I smile for just a moment
0:20:46 > 0:20:48# And accept the warm applause
0:20:48 > 0:20:51# Ooh! Now I'm getting hot
0:20:51 > 0:20:54# Mother always told me to make the best of what you've got
0:20:54 > 0:20:58# This might be fun for you but now if you'll excuse me
0:20:58 > 0:21:00# Cos I think I've followed through
0:21:08 > 0:21:10Thank you.