0:00:01 > 0:00:03Lights, camera, action!
0:00:03 > 0:00:07# We're diddy Dick and Dom and we're so excited
0:00:07 > 0:00:11# Our showbiz careers have been reignited
0:00:11 > 0:00:15# We've made it onto the silver screen with our Diddy Movies
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# You're living the dream!
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# We were down on our luck we were burnt out stars
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# Flipping burgers and washing cars
0:00:23 > 0:00:30# But we waved goodbye to all our cares, hello to Hollywood premiers!
0:00:30 > 0:00:33# This time next year you'll be millionaires
0:00:33 > 0:00:36# So Diddy Movies, yeah! #
0:00:38 > 0:00:43Yes, it is another spectacular evening, as you join us
0:00:43 > 0:00:47at the premiere of another Diddy Movie.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Base Voyage to Outer Base.
0:00:49 > 0:00:50COUGHS
0:00:50 > 0:00:52In Base.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54I'm sorry, I can't say the word "space".
0:00:54 > 0:00:56You guys, you are five hours late.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59- Sorry, Larry, we had to finish something.- Finish what?- The movie.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01Yeah, well, you better not let me down.
0:01:01 > 0:01:05I've got 14 wives and a Doberman to support.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07It's starting, it's starting!
0:01:07 > 0:01:10Give me my popcorn, give me my popcorn!
0:01:10 > 0:01:11Cut it.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14The following advert is an advert.
0:01:14 > 0:01:19This girl is about to throw her brand-new bike into a skip.
0:01:19 > 0:01:20Now she will have to wait
0:01:20 > 0:01:24until next Christmas to go cycling with her friends.
0:01:24 > 0:01:28This boy is about to chuck his shoes into a stagnant pond.
0:01:28 > 0:01:32Now his socks will get wet on the way home.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34And this man has just dropped off his wife
0:01:34 > 0:01:37and three children at the recycling centre.
0:01:37 > 0:01:42They were all supposed to be going to the cinema tonight. Stop!
0:01:42 > 0:01:45Remember, if you need it, keep it.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51- This is it!- Help!
0:01:53 > 0:02:00Diddy Movies presents... Space Voyage to Outer Space.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03In Space!
0:02:03 > 0:02:09First Officer Trollop, this is the captain!
0:02:09 > 0:02:12Oh, yes, I am the captain!
0:02:12 > 0:02:16How brilliant! I am the captain!
0:02:16 > 0:02:20Me! Are you the captain? No, you're not the captain,
0:02:20 > 0:02:22because I am! Me.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25Captain, captain, captain, captain.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28What do you want?
0:02:28 > 0:02:31We've received a mission from space high command...in space.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34"Find and arrest evil Commander Krudd".
0:02:34 > 0:02:37- Do you know where he is?- No.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41But look what I've got -
0:02:41 > 0:02:43a new control panel with big shiny buttons!
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Oooh! Can I press a button?
0:02:47 > 0:02:50No! Because I am the captain.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52Me!
0:02:57 > 0:03:01Oooh, I wonder what that button does?
0:03:01 > 0:03:02ELEPHANT TRUMPETS
0:03:03 > 0:03:05DOORBELL
0:03:05 > 0:03:07BIRDS SCREECH
0:03:07 > 0:03:08WHISTLE
0:03:08 > 0:03:09DRAMATIC CLASSICAL MUSIC
0:03:09 > 0:03:11BURP!
0:03:11 > 0:03:12BLATHERING
0:03:12 > 0:03:14Ahhh!
0:03:14 > 0:03:17Ha-ha-ha!
0:03:29 > 0:03:33Meanwhile, on the evil star ship, Krudd...
0:03:37 > 0:03:39Look at them, the silly space cadets!
0:03:40 > 0:03:43They are falling right into our trap!
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Lemon face wipe?
0:03:47 > 0:03:50Oh, yes!
0:03:56 > 0:04:01COMPUTER: Emergency flamingo inflating.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04COMPUTER: Emergency flamingo inflating.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17I'm bored of this!
0:04:18 > 0:04:20What can we do?
0:04:20 > 0:04:24Maybe carry on our mission. Find evil Commander Krudd?
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Nah. Bo-ring!
0:04:26 > 0:04:28COMPUTER: Incoming emergency broadcast.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31Hooray! Put it up on the screen.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33COMPUTER: Please state password.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36Bungleweed hairynips.
0:04:36 > 0:04:37COMPUTER: Accepted.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41Hello? Is it working?
0:04:41 > 0:04:46If anybody is watching this, we need rescuing!
0:04:46 > 0:04:49Oh, luvvie, that actress can't act to save her life!
0:04:49 > 0:04:51You're right. She gets killed in a minute.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54I'm trapped on the planet D Minus See Me.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57It has been hit by a terrible earthquake
0:04:57 > 0:05:00and I only have minutes left before... Before...
0:05:00 > 0:05:02Before what?
0:05:02 > 0:05:04Before we get blown up!
0:05:07 > 0:05:11Trollop, set a course immediately.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14Captain Awesome has a princess to rescue!
0:05:16 > 0:05:19- It's that way.- Yeah, whatever.
0:05:29 > 0:05:30HORN BEEPS
0:05:32 > 0:05:33Get lost!
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Argh!
0:05:37 > 0:05:39Oh, thank goodness!
0:05:40 > 0:05:42They're here, I'm saved!
0:05:42 > 0:05:44SPLAT!
0:05:46 > 0:05:48Where is she?
0:05:48 > 0:05:52I can't see her anywhere. Must be a hoax call. Let's go.
0:05:56 > 0:05:57Oh, look, space weevils.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00# Space weevils
0:06:00 > 0:06:02# We're the space weevils! #
0:06:05 > 0:06:07I hate space weevils.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10Yeah, me, too.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13# Space weevils
0:06:13 > 0:06:15# We're the space weevils! #
0:06:19 > 0:06:22# Space weevils... #
0:06:26 > 0:06:27Na-na-na-na-na!
0:06:27 > 0:06:33THEY SCREAM AND WEEVILS SCREECH
0:06:50 > 0:06:54Back on the evil starship Krudd... in space...
0:06:54 > 0:06:57They are still falling right into our trap! Ha-ha!
0:06:57 > 0:07:03Soon Captain Awesome and his foolish assistant will be ours! All ours!
0:07:03 > 0:07:06THEY LAUGH
0:07:06 > 0:07:10- We are brilliant.- Yes, we are.
0:07:11 > 0:07:12Fancy a little kissy?
0:07:12 > 0:07:14No!
0:07:14 > 0:07:18Activate the reality distortion probe!
0:07:18 > 0:07:20Probe activated.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23Dirty button.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29What's going on? Give me a reading.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33"It was a fine, dry day in Dingly Dell
0:07:33 > 0:07:37"and Leicester the Lamb was all tucked up in his blanket."
0:07:37 > 0:07:42- Aww! Now tell me what's going on. - I don't know.
0:07:43 > 0:07:47Ship's scientist, do you know what's going on?
0:07:47 > 0:07:50It's the planet, Captain. Some kind of instability-flux
0:07:50 > 0:07:54syncotron-balsamic-infused curvy-wurvy-wave field.
0:07:54 > 0:07:58BOTH: Argh! We're all going to die!
0:07:58 > 0:08:04No, as I said, it's the planet. Some kind of stability-flux-syncotron...
0:08:04 > 0:08:08BOTH: Argh! We're all going to die!
0:08:08 > 0:08:11Actually, you are right. The planet is falling in on itself.
0:08:11 > 0:08:16If we don't run now, we'll get sucked into a black hole!
0:08:16 > 0:08:17BOTH: Run!
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Aieee!
0:08:29 > 0:08:31Come on! Keep going!
0:08:31 > 0:08:32Well done!
0:08:34 > 0:08:37BOTH: Aieee!
0:08:37 > 0:08:42See that, Larry? That cost ten million quid!
0:08:44 > 0:08:46Oh, turkey.
0:08:49 > 0:08:53No-one has ever entered the kingdom of the Black Knight and survived.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56Prepare to meet a slow, gruesome, mediaeval death.
0:08:56 > 0:09:00Well, we can't... Oh.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04Come on, fight me, you wimps.
0:09:04 > 0:09:08Oh, no, please, don't!
0:09:08 > 0:09:11Oh!
0:09:15 > 0:09:18BOTH: Wargh!
0:09:19 > 0:09:22- That was weird.- Tell me about it.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24Has anyone seen my weasel?
0:09:24 > 0:09:26Let's get out of here!
0:09:26 > 0:09:29Ten... nine...
0:09:29 > 0:09:33eight...seven...six...
0:09:33 > 0:09:34Three, two, one.
0:09:34 > 0:09:35Argh!
0:09:41 > 0:09:44- See that, Larry? That cost twenty million quid!- Oh!
0:09:53 > 0:09:59Where are we? What happened? Whose hand am I holding?
0:09:59 > 0:10:01MUSIC INTRO: You Take My Breath Away
0:10:01 > 0:10:03Ahhh, sweet!
0:10:03 > 0:10:06Something has pulled us off course.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08Some kind of tractor beam.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10# I've got a brand new combine harvester
0:10:10 > 0:10:12# And I'll give you the key... #
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Who could be behind this?
0:10:18 > 0:10:20- It was me, Captain!- Oi, and me.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Ooh, you are cheeky.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Commander Krudd!
0:10:24 > 0:10:29Yes! I have always wanted to destroy you, Captain Awesome,
0:10:29 > 0:10:33ever since you made a tastier, more airy souffle than me
0:10:33 > 0:10:40- in home economics at school! So now...prepare to die!- No.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42Yes!
0:10:42 > 0:10:43No!
0:10:43 > 0:10:46- Yes!- No!- Yes!
0:10:46 > 0:10:48Oh, just shoot him.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53He shot us!
0:10:53 > 0:10:56I can't believe he shot us!
0:10:59 > 0:11:04He shot us again! That is not fair.
0:11:04 > 0:11:08- Oh, Captain, you need to... - Worthless, low-life piece of...
0:11:08 > 0:11:12- Captain, stop!- Tinky winky,
0:11:12 > 0:11:15itty bitty, horrible, nasty poo-face!
0:11:15 > 0:11:17COMPUTER: Initiating countdown.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19Oh, great(!)
0:11:19 > 0:11:21Ten...nine...eight...
0:11:21 > 0:11:22What's happening?
0:11:22 > 0:11:25Seven...six...five...
0:11:25 > 0:11:27Now you've done it!
0:11:27 > 0:11:31Four...three...two...one...
0:11:31 > 0:11:33ALL: Happy new year!
0:11:33 > 0:11:35What happened?
0:11:35 > 0:11:37DISCO MUSIC
0:11:37 > 0:11:43You transported the ship through time back to January 1st, 1977!
0:11:43 > 0:11:45How?
0:11:45 > 0:11:47This plot's rubbish, man!
0:11:47 > 0:11:51Well I don't see you making a better film!
0:11:51 > 0:11:55I don't know how, but thanks to your quick thinking,
0:11:55 > 0:11:57you've saved everybody!
0:11:57 > 0:12:00Hurray! Happy New Year, Trollop!
0:12:00 > 0:12:03Happy New Year, Captain!
0:12:03 > 0:12:06Happy new year, Captain. Or should I say, Lieutenant?!
0:12:06 > 0:12:09I'll get you next time, Captain Awesome!
0:12:09 > 0:12:11Naaa!
0:12:11 > 0:12:13Not if I get you first!
0:12:13 > 0:12:15Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:12:15 > 0:12:19MUSIC STARTS
0:12:30 > 0:12:32MUSIC STOPS SUDDENLY
0:12:37 > 0:12:40Well, Larry? What did you think?
0:12:49 > 0:12:53Use Super Mobo Phone anywhere - in the bath, on shopping trips -
0:12:53 > 0:12:55Super Mobo Phone!!
0:12:55 > 0:12:58You can enhance your many life functions.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01Capture instant film with camera facility!
0:13:01 > 0:13:04Use special application to rewind time!
0:13:04 > 0:13:06Never miss incoming calls, with massive vibrate!
0:13:06 > 0:13:09Super Mobo Phone, with loads of feature selection!
0:13:09 > 0:13:12Call friends, Bookface, wok do, many Internet!
0:13:12 > 0:13:16Available in multicolour - black, white, double black!
0:13:16 > 0:13:18Super Mobo Phone! Super Mobo Phone!
0:13:18 > 0:13:20Super Mobo Phone! Super Mobo Phone!
0:13:20 > 0:13:23Super Mobo Phone! Super Mobo Pho-o-o-one!
0:13:23 > 0:13:25If you don't, then you're nuts!!
0:13:25 > 0:13:28What the freakin' freak was that?
0:13:28 > 0:13:32- Super Mobo Phone!- Ha!
0:13:32 > 0:13:34APPLAUSE
0:13:34 > 0:13:37Diddy Movies presents...
0:13:40 > 0:13:43Ooh, what a totally awesome day!
0:13:43 > 0:13:46Oh, yeah, totally awesome(!)
0:13:46 > 0:13:47Hey, Britney.
0:13:49 > 0:13:50Hey, Whitney!
0:13:53 > 0:13:55We're...bessies!
0:13:55 > 0:13:58Give me the limelight. I want to be in the...! Get off!
0:13:58 > 0:14:02Anyway, you look totally swell today!
0:14:02 > 0:14:06Yes, I do. And that's because I'm an all-American cheerleader
0:14:06 > 0:14:08in the country's top high school for cute people!
0:14:08 > 0:14:12You look pretty good yourself - not as good as me!
0:14:12 > 0:14:13Well, you know what they say...
0:14:13 > 0:14:17BOTH: Everyone looks awesome at Hollywood High!
0:14:17 > 0:14:21# Hollywood High! Hollywood High!
0:14:21 > 0:14:24# A place where everyone's happy as pie
0:14:24 > 0:14:28# Hollywood High! Hollywood High!
0:14:28 > 0:14:33# The only limit to your dreams is the bright blue sky! #
0:14:33 > 0:14:35And, of course, the 50,000 entry fee.
0:14:35 > 0:14:39# I'm Britney The head of the cheerleading team
0:14:39 > 0:14:43# I'm stunning, athletic And I look like a tangerine
0:14:43 > 0:14:47# I'm Whitney The cutest princess in this place
0:14:47 > 0:14:50# My teeth are so shiny you can see them from space
0:14:50 > 0:14:52- # I'm Sandy... - Hollywood High!
0:14:52 > 0:14:54# Hollywood High!
0:14:54 > 0:14:58# A place where ugly kids need not apply
0:14:58 > 0:15:00# Hollywood High
0:15:00 > 0:15:01# Hollywood High!
0:15:01 > 0:15:07# The only limit to your dreams is the bright blue sky!
0:15:07 > 0:15:11# I'm beautiful and I'm seeking out fame
0:15:11 > 0:15:14- # What's she going on about? - She's totally plain.
0:15:14 > 0:15:18- # I'm Bernie - Like a monster on a video game
0:15:18 > 0:15:22- # Our school is the greatest - And you know its name!
0:15:22 > 0:15:25# Hollywood High! Hollywood High!
0:15:25 > 0:15:29# A wonderful place where it's permitted to fly! #
0:15:29 > 0:15:33- Weeping's for wimps - Bowling's, like, appalling
0:15:33 > 0:15:37# Hollywood High! Hollywood High!
0:15:37 > 0:15:39- DEEP VOICE: - # The only limit to your dreams
0:15:39 > 0:15:43# Is the bright blue sky. #
0:15:43 > 0:15:46DRUM ROLL
0:15:46 > 0:15:48Six, eight, two, four
0:15:48 > 0:15:50Which team's going to wipe the floor?
0:15:50 > 0:15:51Hollywood High!
0:15:51 > 0:15:53Hollywood High!
0:15:53 > 0:15:56Eight, four, six, two, 12, 23...!
0:15:56 > 0:15:59- Bingo! - SIGHS FROM AUDIENCE
0:15:59 > 0:16:01OK, time-out now, please.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09WINGS FLUTTER, BIRDS SQUAWK
0:16:09 > 0:16:12So, big deal - who's everyone asking to the prom?
0:16:12 > 0:16:15- I know who I'm asking.- Me, too.
0:16:15 > 0:16:16I'm so lonely.
0:16:16 > 0:16:20- So, tell me.- Wha...?! Y-you first.
0:16:20 > 0:16:23- We'll tell each other, after three. - Sure.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25One, two, three...
0:16:25 > 0:16:27BOTH: Brad!
0:16:27 > 0:16:30- You're asking Brad?! - You're asking Brad?!
0:16:30 > 0:16:33Inside, I'm dying.
0:16:33 > 0:16:37But Brad and me are like the perfect match, like, times a million!
0:16:37 > 0:16:40Brad and me are the perfect match times a million,
0:16:40 > 0:16:43add some more, subtract everybody else,
0:16:43 > 0:16:45add...times...subtr...
0:16:45 > 0:16:49- Shut up...! - Gee! There goes Brad now!
0:16:52 > 0:16:55He's so special, isn't he?
0:16:55 > 0:16:58# There's no-one quite like Brad
0:16:58 > 0:17:01# He's totally a star There's no-one quite like Brad
0:17:01 > 0:17:04- # The guy that we adore - He's a hunky dreamboat
0:17:04 > 0:17:06# We swoon as he walks by
0:17:06 > 0:17:10# His dimples are so beautiful I love his wonky eye
0:17:10 > 0:17:13# I love his greasy hair The gap between his teeth
0:17:13 > 0:17:18# I love it that his Brad pits Smell of corned beef
0:17:18 > 0:17:21# Brad can score a touchdown by himself in just one go
0:17:21 > 0:17:24# Brad's a world-class wrestler And a black belt in judo
0:17:24 > 0:17:28# A champion at chess And great at chopping trees
0:17:28 > 0:17:32# He's fluent in Spanish French and Japanese
0:17:32 > 0:17:36Arretee! Hola! Hanu makatoi!
0:17:36 > 0:17:38# There's no-one quite like Brad!
0:17:38 > 0:17:42There's no... # There's no-one quite like Brad
0:17:43 > 0:17:46CROWD CHEERS Ooh!
0:17:47 > 0:17:50# Brad can fight a lion in a cage with just a spoon
0:17:50 > 0:17:54# He flew a one-man mission in a rocket to the moon
0:17:54 > 0:17:58# He made a massive sculpture of Obama out of yeast
0:17:58 > 0:18:01# Brought longer-lasting peace to the entire Middle East
0:18:01 > 0:18:05# I saw him just last Tuesday When I was out with friends
0:18:05 > 0:18:09# Then again on Wednesday through my telephoto lens
0:18:09 > 0:18:13# I built a Brad statue Entirely out of bread
0:18:13 > 0:18:16# I paid a dodgy doctor To clamp me to his head... #
0:18:16 > 0:18:19Here! You're not having Brad - he's mine!
0:18:19 > 0:18:20I saw him first!
0:18:20 > 0:18:24Well, from now on, I'm changing my name from Britney...
0:18:24 > 0:18:25to Bradney!
0:18:25 > 0:18:29Well, I... I'm moving to Bradford.
0:18:29 > 0:18:32Oh, shut up, you. Clear off!
0:18:32 > 0:18:34- Bradford!- Brad-ney!- Bradford!
0:18:34 > 0:18:37# There's no-one quite like Brad
0:18:37 > 0:18:40# He's totally a star There's no-one quite like Brad
0:18:40 > 0:18:44# He makes my cold heart thaw # There's no-one quite like Brad
0:18:44 > 0:18:48# He's totally a star There's no-one quite like Brad.
0:18:48 > 0:18:52- DEEP VOICE: - # He makes my cold heart thaw. #
0:18:54 > 0:18:57I guess neither of us can have Brad, then.
0:18:57 > 0:19:01Fine! And now you're at it, you're not my bessie any more.
0:19:02 > 0:19:06# There's no-one quite like Brad
0:19:06 > 0:19:08# He's a guy I can't igno-ore
0:19:08 > 0:19:11# No-one quite like Brad
0:19:11 > 0:19:15# And like, totally, it's war! #
0:19:16 > 0:19:18SCHOOL BELL RINGS
0:19:18 > 0:19:23The other fascinating thing about simultaneous equations
0:19:23 > 0:19:25is that linked in with the blah-de-blah
0:19:25 > 0:19:27is the blah-de-blah-de-blah
0:19:27 > 0:19:29orf-a-de-blah.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31Bernie...
0:19:31 > 0:19:33I'm so glad that you and me are friends now.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36My first-ever friend!
0:19:37 > 0:19:39Hey, Sandy!
0:19:39 > 0:19:42You're much cooler than my... my ex-best friend Britney.
0:19:42 > 0:19:44Oh, thanks!
0:19:44 > 0:19:46I'm prettier than her, too!
0:19:46 > 0:19:50- Rain check!- Bernie, will you pass this note to Brad?
0:19:50 > 0:19:54- I'm going to ask him out to the prom.- But what about Whitney?
0:19:54 > 0:19:56Oh, whatever! She's not going to get in my way.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59# I'm going to get my guy
0:19:59 > 0:20:02# I'll do every little thing I can
0:20:02 > 0:20:06# She'd better back right off
0:20:06 > 0:20:09# Cos he's going to be my man! #
0:20:09 > 0:20:12Agh! Agh!
0:20:13 > 0:20:15Yaagh!
0:20:15 > 0:20:16Aagh! Ugh! Ugh!
0:20:16 > 0:20:19# I'm going to get my guy
0:20:19 > 0:20:23# I'll do every little thing I can
0:20:23 > 0:20:26# She'd better back right off
0:20:26 > 0:20:29# Cos he's going to be my man. #
0:20:31 > 0:20:33Mmm! Mmm...
0:20:33 > 0:20:35Uh? Aaagh!
0:20:35 > 0:20:37Hey, hey, hey...!
0:20:37 > 0:20:40# I'm going to get my guy
0:20:40 > 0:20:43# I'll do every little thing I can
0:20:43 > 0:20:46# She'd better back right off
0:20:46 > 0:20:49# Cos he's going to be my man! #
0:20:49 > 0:20:52Yaaaagh!
0:20:52 > 0:20:54Aaaagh!
0:20:54 > 0:20:56SCHOOL BELL RINGS
0:20:58 > 0:21:00Ah, Whitney, what on earth...?!
0:21:00 > 0:21:02Hi, Brad!
0:21:02 > 0:21:04Nice mole!
0:21:04 > 0:21:06Mole.
0:21:06 > 0:21:10So, I think that you and me should go to the prom, because you...
0:21:10 > 0:21:13- Eeegh!- Perfect. So, Brad, what do you say -
0:21:13 > 0:21:16me and you, the prom king and queen?
0:21:16 > 0:21:18Yee-aaaagh!
0:21:18 > 0:21:21THEY BOTH SHOUT AT EACH OTHER
0:21:21 > 0:21:23- Oh!- Oh...
0:21:23 > 0:21:24- Oh!- Oh!
0:21:31 > 0:21:32Nnnnyee...!
0:21:32 > 0:21:34Stop it!
0:21:34 > 0:21:37So, Brad, what do you say?
0:21:37 > 0:21:40Yeah - her...or me?
0:21:40 > 0:21:44Listen, girls, I can't go to the prom with either of you because
0:21:44 > 0:21:46- I'm going with someone else. - Ugh?- Ugh?
0:21:46 > 0:21:49Not Smelly Shelley?
0:21:49 > 0:21:51Not Spotty Dotty?
0:21:51 > 0:21:54BOTH: Not Bendy Wendy?!!
0:21:54 > 0:21:56Nah. Bernie!
0:21:56 > 0:21:58BOTH: No way!
0:21:58 > 0:21:59Way!
0:22:01 > 0:22:04# There's no-one quite like Bra... #
0:22:04 > 0:22:05BOTH: Oh, shut up!!
0:22:05 > 0:22:09- Right, you...! - Now, hold on, I did try and say...
0:22:09 > 0:22:13- You've been wasting our time. - Making us look like lay-moys.- Yeah.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16Maybe we could still share a limo?
0:22:16 > 0:22:19- Right, you, come here... - You come here!
0:22:19 > 0:22:21- He's all mine.- I want him!
0:22:21 > 0:22:25- He's baff. I like baff. - Come here! I like buff...!
0:22:25 > 0:22:28APPLAUSE AND CHEERING # It's my night
0:22:28 > 0:22:30# The greatest of nights
0:22:30 > 0:22:33# When all your hopes and dreams come alive
0:22:33 > 0:22:36# On prom night Get under the lights... #
0:22:36 > 0:22:40Until strictly no later than five!
0:22:40 > 0:22:43# So we both fell out And we both got mad
0:22:43 > 0:22:46# She called me names She pulled my hair
0:22:46 > 0:22:47# La-la-la-la
0:22:47 > 0:22:50# Just because we all wanted Brad
0:22:50 > 0:22:54# But now we both agree to share
0:22:54 > 0:22:57- # I got his leg - And I got his nose
0:22:57 > 0:23:00- # I got his ears! - And I got his toes!
0:23:00 > 0:23:04# On prom night The greatest of nights
0:23:04 > 0:23:07# When all your hopes and dreams come true
0:23:07 > 0:23:10# On prom night When men dress in tights
0:23:10 > 0:23:15# Which makes it hard to use the loo
0:23:15 > 0:23:17# Now our story comes to a close
0:23:17 > 0:23:20# And it's time to say goodbye
0:23:20 > 0:23:24# We hope you've liked our dazzling show
0:23:24 > 0:23:28# It's farewell from Hollywood High
0:23:28 > 0:23:31# Prom night! Prom night!
0:23:31 > 0:23:34- # Prawn night! - No!! Prom night!
0:23:34 > 0:23:37# Prom
0:23:37 > 0:23:39# Night
0:23:39 > 0:23:40# Prom
0:23:40 > 0:23:42# Night
0:23:42 > 0:23:44# Pro-o-om
0:23:44 > 0:23:45# Night
0:23:45 > 0:23:49MUSIC INCREASES IN PITCH AND VOLUME # Pro-o-o-o-om Ni-i-i-i...
0:23:49 > 0:23:52# Pro-o-o-o-o-o... CAR SCREECHES
0:23:52 > 0:23:56# Pro-o-o-o...!
0:23:56 > 0:23:58CRASH!!!
0:24:00 > 0:24:03LIGHTS FLICK ON
0:24:05 > 0:24:07Well, Larry?
0:24:07 > 0:24:09What do you think?
0:24:12 > 0:24:15- DICK CLEARS HIS THROAT. - What about you lot?
0:24:15 > 0:24:18Hey? What did you think?
0:24:25 > 0:24:28APPLAUSE, CHEERING, JEERING AND BOOING
0:24:32 > 0:24:36ALARMS AND EXPLOSIONS, CONTINUED CHEERING AND BOOING
0:24:39 > 0:24:43- I cannot believe I have just sat through that!- Unbelievable!
0:24:43 > 0:24:45- Outrageous!- Aaaaaagh!
0:24:47 > 0:24:51I'm ruined! Ruined, I tell you!
0:24:51 > 0:24:53Actually, Mister Weinsteinberger,
0:24:53 > 0:24:56me and him, we've got a new idea for a new film!
0:24:56 > 0:24:58Yes...
0:24:58 > 0:25:01And this one, Mr Weinsteinberger, sir...
0:25:01 > 0:25:03has got...
0:25:04 > 0:25:07..clockwork tramps.
0:25:09 > 0:25:14- Clockwork...- MR WEINSTEINBERGER: 'Just when I thought Dick scraped
0:25:14 > 0:25:17'the bottom of the barrel, along comes Dom
0:25:17 > 0:25:19'to go through the floorboards underneath!
0:25:19 > 0:25:21'I outta... I'm gonna...'
0:25:21 > 0:25:23I love it!!! Here's the money!
0:25:23 > 0:25:25CHEERING