0:00:02 > 0:00:04Lights, camera, action.
0:00:04 > 0:00:05# We're Diddy Dick and Dom
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# And we're so excited
0:00:07 > 0:00:11# Our showbiz careers have been reignited
0:00:11 > 0:00:13# We've made it on to the silver screen
0:00:13 > 0:00:17- # With our Diddy Movies - You're living the dream
0:00:17 > 0:00:19# We were down on our luck
0:00:19 > 0:00:20# We were burnt out stars
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# Flipping burgers and washing cars
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# We waved goodbye to all our cares
0:00:26 > 0:00:30# Hello to Hollywood premieres
0:00:30 > 0:00:33# This time next year you'll be millionaires
0:00:33 > 0:00:35# Go Diddy Movies
0:00:35 > 0:00:38# Yeah.#
0:00:38 > 0:00:42It's Friday night! It's seven O'clock! It's half past...
0:00:42 > 0:00:45Flipping watch!
0:00:45 > 0:00:50You join us at the premiere of another Diddy Movie!
0:00:50 > 0:00:53Tonight, monster mayhem in The Beast Of Black Island!
0:00:53 > 0:00:56Warning - Not suitable for MINERS.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58Excuse me, thank you.
0:00:58 > 0:00:59Hey, Larry!
0:00:59 > 0:01:02What happened to your faces?
0:01:02 > 0:01:06Oh, filming in Hawaii, luvvie! Luvvie!
0:01:06 > 0:01:09- Luvvie.- Catching some rays.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Finishing the movie. Did we finish it?
0:01:11 > 0:01:14Shall I apply the sunscreen, sweetie?
0:01:14 > 0:01:16In your own time, love.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18Right, let's roll this thing! And it needs to be hot!
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Like my sausage!
0:01:22 > 0:01:25- It's starting.- It's starting!
0:01:25 > 0:01:33'Diddy Movies presents - The Beast Of Black Island.'
0:01:38 > 0:01:46Pull the main line! Climb the rigging! Make me a blancmange!
0:01:47 > 0:01:55# Dummy, dummy, dummy, dummy, dum, dum DUM! #
0:01:55 > 0:01:58CRASHING AND CLATTERING
0:01:59 > 0:02:03It's not easy being Sir Ranulph Roundtree,
0:02:03 > 0:02:04the world's greatest explorer.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07You? Pah!
0:02:07 > 0:02:12I Captain Horatio Bilge am the world's greatest explorer.
0:02:12 > 0:02:16I discovered the lost dodo of Devon. And I ate it.
0:02:16 > 0:02:23I discovered the mythical mongoose of Methuselah. And ate it.
0:02:23 > 0:02:29Well, I discovered the elusive kitten of Kiri-te-kiwijuice.
0:02:29 > 0:02:33I thought that was extinct?
0:02:33 > 0:02:34It is now! Delicious!
0:02:36 > 0:02:38BOTH: Aaaaargh!
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Cobblers!
0:02:47 > 0:02:50I'm going to discover the greatest discovery ever discovered!
0:02:50 > 0:02:54Since they discovered the Discovery Channel.
0:02:54 > 0:03:02I, Sir Ranulph Roundtree, will capture the beast of Black Island.
0:03:02 > 0:03:06ALL: Ooh!
0:03:06 > 0:03:07Piffle!
0:03:07 > 0:03:13I, Horatio Bilge, will capture the beast of Black Island.
0:03:16 > 0:03:20Abandon ship! There's a d-d-d-d-d-d...
0:03:20 > 0:03:22DUCK!
0:03:22 > 0:03:26THEY SCREAM
0:03:45 > 0:03:53# Bobbing along, bobbing along on the bottom of the beautiful briny sea
0:03:53 > 0:03:58# What a chance to get a better peep
0:03:58 > 0:04:01# At the plants and creatures of the deep
0:04:01 > 0:04:08# We glide far below the rolling tide
0:04:10 > 0:04:17# Serene, through the bubbly blue and green
0:04:17 > 0:04:21# It's lovely bobbing along singing a song
0:04:21 > 0:04:26# On the bottom of the beautiful briny
0:04:26 > 0:04:31# Shimmery shiny beautiful briny sea. #
0:04:35 > 0:04:39Horatio?! Horatio?!
0:04:39 > 0:04:42Horatio, come here now!
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Horatio?...
0:04:49 > 0:04:50No-o-o!
0:04:52 > 0:04:53Oh, it's you!
0:04:53 > 0:04:54It is!
0:04:54 > 0:04:57You're alive!
0:04:57 > 0:04:58Now don't run off again!
0:04:58 > 0:05:02But I'm an h-explorer.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05From now on, we will h-explore, together.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08H-explore this!
0:05:08 > 0:05:11No! You explore this!
0:05:11 > 0:05:13Explore that!
0:05:14 > 0:05:17PAN PIPES PLAY
0:05:20 > 0:05:26Will you stop that?!
0:05:26 > 0:05:27Thank you.
0:05:27 > 0:05:31A-haagh! A-hugh! A-haagh!
0:05:31 > 0:05:34I think he's a native.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37- Oh...- Let me do this.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40I am fluent in four million languages, including goat.
0:05:40 > 0:05:46A-haagh! A-hugh! Hoo-hoo. Ha-hagh.
0:05:46 > 0:05:47A-hagh. A-hagh.
0:05:47 > 0:05:51I think she said "jungle flaps"
0:05:51 > 0:05:55SHE COUGHS
0:05:55 > 0:05:58Sorry, I was just clearing my throat. Welcome, travellers.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01This is my island.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04Seems very nice.
0:06:06 > 0:06:09'180!'
0:06:14 > 0:06:18State your purpose. What have you come here for to Black Island?
0:06:18 > 0:06:20This is Black Island?!
0:06:20 > 0:06:26Wait. If this is Black Island, then that must be...
0:06:26 > 0:06:28What?
0:06:28 > 0:06:29The beast?
0:06:32 > 0:06:35LAUGHTER
0:06:35 > 0:06:40Will you stop laughing?! It's supposed to be scary.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45Quickly, we must leave.
0:06:45 > 0:06:50I'm not going anywhere! This is my greatest discovery yet.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52This is MY greatest discovery.
0:06:52 > 0:06:53- Shall we share it?- OK.
0:06:53 > 0:06:57- Beastie!- Oh, Beastie!
0:06:57 > 0:06:59I beg you! The beast is sacred.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01If you disturb it, terrible things will happen.
0:07:01 > 0:07:07- Whatever.- Precious one, forgive us for what we have done.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12Friends?
0:07:12 > 0:07:16SCREAMING
0:07:16 > 0:07:18Hooray!
0:07:22 > 0:07:24Quick, it's getting away!
0:07:31 > 0:07:34I can see me Nan's house!
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Whoo-hoo!
0:07:48 > 0:07:50SHE SCREAMS
0:07:53 > 0:07:57'Wait a second. Houston we have a...'
0:08:03 > 0:08:06- What's happening? - Erm, I think it's still hungry!
0:08:06 > 0:08:08You can't eat us.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11- I'm your dad!- What?
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Dad!
0:08:13 > 0:08:17- And I'm your mum.- Mum.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19This is incredible.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21Incredible.
0:08:21 > 0:08:25- Amazing!- Amazing
0:08:25 > 0:08:29We can make him say anything we want him to!
0:08:29 > 0:08:30Bum!
0:08:30 > 0:08:33Bum!
0:08:37 > 0:08:38Egg trump!
0:08:38 > 0:08:41Egg trump
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Tacky pants.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Potty pipes.
0:08:47 > 0:08:51Fairy hammock.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54This is the happiest day of my life!
0:08:54 > 0:08:56I'd pay good money to see this.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58Wait a minute! That's it!
0:08:58 > 0:09:04We'll take this show on the road!
0:09:04 > 0:09:08- We'd make a fortune! - Yes, luvvie!
0:09:08 > 0:09:12He'd be the biggest comedy sensation the world has ever seen!
0:09:12 > 0:09:16Right, you big, fat pink pom-pom!
0:09:16 > 0:09:20- We're going to make you a star! - Plop!
0:09:20 > 0:09:22APPLAUSE
0:09:25 > 0:09:29My Lords, ladies and gentlemen, Ma'am.
0:09:29 > 0:09:34What you are about to witness will change the course of history
0:09:34 > 0:09:38and bring you to question the very nature of existence.
0:09:38 > 0:09:43Persons of a nervous disposition put their head in a bag,
0:09:43 > 0:09:46because we, Roundtree and Bilge bring to you
0:09:46 > 0:09:51what will surely be known, as the eighth wonder of the world!
0:09:51 > 0:09:55AUDIENCE GASPS
0:09:55 > 0:09:58Wee-wee gas.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01Bum chutney.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03Fart-o-rama.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05APPLAUSE
0:10:08 > 0:10:09My guest this evening has,
0:10:09 > 0:10:12in the last few days risen to the very top of the showbiz ladder.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14With his own unique brand of biting wit
0:10:14 > 0:10:18and satire he has redefined the comedy landscape.
0:10:18 > 0:10:24Big Pink Monster, what is the secret to your extraordinary success?
0:10:24 > 0:10:27Hairy onion poo pants.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29LAUGHTER
0:10:36 > 0:10:39Yes, we can have him with you at ten o'clock on Tuesday,
0:10:39 > 0:10:44that'll be £10,000 and a Creme Egg.
0:10:44 > 0:10:48Chapter 3 - Splatty burp juice. Poo pate.
0:10:48 > 0:10:53Sweaty booby.
0:10:56 > 0:11:01What are we going to do? We haven't had a booking for him in ages.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03Nobody's interested any more!
0:11:03 > 0:11:04I know, luvvie,
0:11:04 > 0:11:08it's ever since those street dancing worms came on the scene.
0:11:08 > 0:11:11What are we going to tell HIM? PHONE RINGS
0:11:17 > 0:11:19Hello. Roundtree and Bilge,
0:11:19 > 0:11:22International Big Pink Naughty Monster Agency.
0:11:26 > 0:11:29Yes, yes, yes. No!
0:11:29 > 0:11:31I'm not interested in changing my electricity supplier. Goodbye.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33ROARING AND CRASHING
0:11:36 > 0:11:41We're still waiting to hear about that panto in Stoke-on-Trent!
0:11:41 > 0:11:45THEY SCREAM
0:11:45 > 0:11:52It was just a dream. Must have been all those coconuts we ate.
0:11:52 > 0:11:58LOUD FOOTSTEPS I thought we were going to be...
0:11:58 > 0:12:02THEY SCREAM
0:12:02 > 0:12:05What the...?
0:12:05 > 0:12:08Oh, phew! It was just a dream.
0:12:08 > 0:12:11Must have been that roasted weasel we ate.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13So there was no storm.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16We never even went to Black Island!
0:12:16 > 0:12:19Yep, sorry, old chum.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22But maybe, if we keep searching, one day we might find the...
0:12:22 > 0:12:23ROARING
0:12:23 > 0:12:24THEY SCREAM
0:12:24 > 0:12:26What the...?
0:12:26 > 0:12:29Oh, phew! It was just a dream.
0:12:29 > 0:12:32Must have been all that gerbil cheese we ate.
0:12:32 > 0:12:34So we never did go on the ship?
0:12:34 > 0:12:36And we never did find the beast.
0:12:36 > 0:12:41Well, we'll just have to keep on exploring, Horatio.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43Because I believe that it does exist.
0:12:43 > 0:12:48And one day, we will capture the beast of Black Island!
0:12:58 > 0:13:02Well, Larry, what did you think?
0:13:10 > 0:13:13COUGHING
0:13:13 > 0:13:15Isn't that annoying?
0:13:15 > 0:13:17PHONES RING
0:13:19 > 0:13:20How insensitive!
0:13:22 > 0:13:24AUDIENCE CHATS
0:13:24 > 0:13:26How very rude!
0:13:26 > 0:13:28SOMEONE BURPS
0:13:28 > 0:13:29Eggy and intrusive!
0:13:29 > 0:13:32BAND PLAYS
0:13:34 > 0:13:36That's just so inconsiderate.
0:13:38 > 0:13:39Will you please all just...
0:13:44 > 0:13:46And enjoy the movie.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52HE CHOKES
0:13:52 > 0:13:56I know. It's so exciting.
0:13:56 > 0:14:00I've got an ice cube stuck in my throat.
0:14:00 > 0:14:01DICK AND DOM: Brain freeze.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03Sshhh!
0:14:04 > 0:14:07It was a hot summers day
0:14:07 > 0:14:12and I was off to stay with my favourite uncle at Bumbly Poo Farm.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19# I'm such a happy kitty
0:14:19 > 0:14:22# So pleased to leave the city
0:14:22 > 0:14:24# Yes, I am a talking cat
0:14:24 > 0:14:26# There's nothing at all weird about that
0:14:26 > 0:14:29# Talking animals are the norm
0:14:29 > 0:14:31# Here on Bumbly Poo Farm
0:14:31 > 0:14:33# Hello, Uncle
0:14:33 > 0:14:35# Nephew, dear, I think you're going to like it here
0:14:35 > 0:14:37# Flowers sing wherever they blossom
0:14:37 > 0:14:40# My underpants hum cos I never wash 'em
0:14:40 > 0:14:42# Primary colours all over the place
0:14:42 > 0:14:44# Even the sun has a smile on his face
0:14:44 > 0:14:46I'm flipping sweltering
0:14:46 > 0:14:48# Everyone's jolly and everyone's friends
0:14:48 > 0:14:52# Everyone's happy as the fun never ends
0:14:52 > 0:14:54# Everything's so very cute
0:14:54 > 0:14:56# You may feel the need to puke
0:14:56 > 0:14:57THEY VOMIT
0:14:57 > 0:15:05- # No-one never comes to harm here on Bumbly Poo Farm.- #
0:15:10 > 0:15:11- Did they just...?- No.
0:15:11 > 0:15:15Thank you for inviting me to stay on your farm, Uncle Tom.
0:15:15 > 0:15:18That's OK. I'll be glad of the help.
0:15:18 > 0:15:22Help? Nobody said anything about any help.
0:15:22 > 0:15:26You'll love it. Working on a farm is enormous fun.
0:15:26 > 0:15:29By fun, I mean back-breakingly hard work.
0:15:29 > 0:15:33How about a bowl of lovely cream?
0:15:33 > 0:15:35Cream?
0:15:39 > 0:15:43- Oh, I love cream. - That's the way, little Jess.
0:15:43 > 0:15:46You'll be needing this.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56No. Not to wipe your face with.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58It's your list of chores.
0:15:58 > 0:16:01Milk the cows, tidy up the field, stir the cream. Blimey!
0:16:01 > 0:16:04What did you last slave die of?!
0:16:04 > 0:16:06Lactose intolerance.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08I'm off down the market.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11You'd best get cracking with this little lot.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13Whatever you do,
0:16:13 > 0:16:18don't visit the diseased old oak tree at the bottom of Misery Field.
0:16:18 > 0:16:20Why would I want to do that?
0:16:20 > 0:16:22The bushes, they are only covered in gobstoppers.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24The flowers are made of liquorice.
0:16:24 > 0:16:30The trees are covered in chocolate noggins. No reason to go there.
0:16:30 > 0:16:31No reason at all.
0:16:31 > 0:16:35Did you say "chocolate noggins"?
0:16:35 > 0:16:38Then there's the Diddy Station games console.
0:16:38 > 0:16:42With the brand-new Bumbly Poo Farm game.
0:16:42 > 0:16:46- Product placement, that is. - The game's rubbish. They always are.
0:16:46 > 0:16:49Whatever you do, don't go down there.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52Now get on with your chores. Bye.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56Right, where's that tree?
0:16:56 > 0:16:59GAMES CONSOLE MUSIC
0:16:59 > 0:17:00'This is brilliant.'
0:17:00 > 0:17:02It's not.
0:17:02 > 0:17:06'It's just like being in the film.'
0:17:06 > 0:17:07It isn't.
0:17:07 > 0:17:12'Being on the farm is so much fun.'
0:17:12 > 0:17:13Did someone say fun?
0:17:13 > 0:17:16Agh!
0:17:16 > 0:17:20Hiya! If it's fun you're after, then I'm your guy!
0:17:20 > 0:17:24I'm the Bumbly Poo from Bumbly Poo Farm. Pleased to meet you!
0:17:24 > 0:17:27- Pleased to meet you...- Ow!
0:17:27 > 0:17:29Sorry. Anyway, I'm Jess.
0:17:29 > 0:17:32I never realised there was a real Bumbly Poo.
0:17:32 > 0:17:37Why do you think this place is called Bumbly Poo Farm?
0:17:37 > 0:17:40I just thought it's cos my uncle's got a dickie tummy.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42No, no. That's called a poobly bum,
0:17:42 > 0:17:44that's something very different. Hey! Jess!
0:17:44 > 0:17:46Would you like to be my friend?
0:17:46 > 0:17:50A Bumbly Poo is about the most magical friend you could ever have!
0:17:50 > 0:17:52# There's lots of fun things you can do
0:17:52 > 0:17:55# When you're friends with a Bumbly Poo!
0:17:55 > 0:17:56# Poke a frog with wet bamboo
0:17:56 > 0:17:58# Play a welly boot kazoo
0:17:58 > 0:18:00# Fill your uncle's hat with stew
0:18:00 > 0:18:01# There's so much to do!
0:18:01 > 0:18:04# Fly through space in a Portaloo
0:18:04 > 0:18:06# Practise custard cream Kung Fu
0:18:06 > 0:18:07# Wash your hair with cheese fondue
0:18:07 > 0:18:09# There's so much to do!
0:18:09 > 0:18:11# When you're friends with a Bumbly Poo
0:18:11 > 0:18:13- There's just so many fun things you can do.- #
0:18:17 > 0:18:21Wow! That was the most fantastically fun five minutes I've ever had.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24Anyway, I'd best get on with my uncle's chores.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26No, no, wait!
0:18:26 > 0:18:29I could help you with your chores. Make them a bit more fun.
0:18:29 > 0:18:32You know - do them the Bumbly Poo way!
0:18:32 > 0:18:35And if not, I'll sting you on the nose and make you cry.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37Sorry, what was that?
0:18:37 > 0:18:39Nothing, dear. Go and get the chores and I'll have a look.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41Go on! Off you go!
0:18:48 > 0:18:50OK, let's have a look.
0:18:54 > 0:18:58They all look easy peasy squeezy weasy!
0:18:58 > 0:19:00You think?
0:19:00 > 0:19:02I don't know. I can't read.
0:19:02 > 0:19:05Come on! Let's go and annoy some cows!
0:19:08 > 0:19:13You want me to milk these udders? With these claws?
0:19:13 > 0:19:17Let's make it fun - the Bumbly Poo way!
0:19:26 > 0:19:28What the...? That's my face!
0:19:28 > 0:19:31You always said you wanted to be in the movies!
0:19:31 > 0:19:34Lock and load, Jess!
0:19:43 > 0:19:44LAUGHTER
0:19:46 > 0:19:48Yes!
0:19:48 > 0:19:50We have a winner!
0:20:00 > 0:20:02AUDIENCE GASPS
0:20:02 > 0:20:05What? I'm a cat!
0:20:05 > 0:20:07In dungarees.
0:20:07 > 0:20:10So, what's next, my old pal?
0:20:10 > 0:20:14We've got to clean the field of the cow pats.
0:20:16 > 0:20:18Let's play Frisbee!
0:20:20 > 0:20:22That's not helping!
0:20:22 > 0:20:25No! But it IS fun!
0:20:26 > 0:20:29Come on, sour puss-puss! Why don't you join in!
0:20:42 > 0:20:44JESS SCREAMS
0:20:44 > 0:20:46Not dry yet?!
0:20:46 > 0:20:49Not dry yet.
0:20:49 > 0:20:53Don't worry. There's plenty more fun to be had on Bumbly Poo Farm!
0:20:53 > 0:20:56I'm not sure I like you much any more.
0:20:56 > 0:20:59We've got to turn this milk into cream.
0:20:59 > 0:21:04That's easy with a bit of Bumbly Poo magic.
0:21:04 > 0:21:07No! We'll just use these whisks, OK?
0:21:07 > 0:21:09Are you sure?
0:21:09 > 0:21:12I could simply do...this!
0:21:15 > 0:21:17No!
0:21:17 > 0:21:21What about this?!
0:21:21 > 0:21:23No!
0:21:23 > 0:21:25How about this?!
0:21:29 > 0:21:32No! How's that helping?
0:21:32 > 0:21:35Oh, you don't need my help? I thought we were friends.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37I guess not.
0:21:39 > 0:21:41# The kitchen is a mess
0:21:41 > 0:21:45# And all the milk's been spilled
0:21:45 > 0:21:48# When Uncle Tom gets back
0:21:48 > 0:21:52# I'm going to get killed
0:21:52 > 0:21:55# But as I stand and look around
0:21:55 > 0:21:58# And sing my sad sad song
0:21:58 > 0:22:01# At least I can be sure
0:22:01 > 0:22:05- # There's nothing else that can go wrong.- #
0:22:09 > 0:22:11Oh, Jess.
0:22:11 > 0:22:14You didn't think I'd leave you like this, did you?
0:22:14 > 0:22:17What? You're going to put everything right with your Bumbly Poo magic?
0:22:17 > 0:22:19No!
0:22:19 > 0:22:22I'm going to make sure it looks like it was you!
0:22:25 > 0:22:26Bye!
0:22:30 > 0:22:32What happened here then?!
0:22:32 > 0:22:34You wouldn't believe it if I told you.
0:22:34 > 0:22:38Oh, what? Did an irritating fairy-tale creature,
0:22:38 > 0:22:42I don't know, something like a giant psychedelic bee,
0:22:42 > 0:22:46fly out of a diseased oak tree and make your life a misery?
0:22:46 > 0:22:47Yes!
0:22:47 > 0:22:50Oh, yeah. I thought so. He has a habit of doing that.
0:22:50 > 0:22:51Annoying poo-head!
0:22:51 > 0:22:56I think it's about time that we taught him a lesson.
0:23:02 > 0:23:06So! You've decided to forgive me, have you!
0:23:06 > 0:23:07Oh, yes.
0:23:07 > 0:23:10My uncle and I wanted to show you there was no hard feelings.
0:23:10 > 0:23:11Sit yourself down...pal!
0:23:11 > 0:23:15So, what's for dinner?
0:23:15 > 0:23:16You!
0:23:19 > 0:23:23About 20 minutes on 200 degrees should do the trick.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25AUDIENCE GASPS
0:23:29 > 0:23:32Oh! Moreish!
0:23:32 > 0:23:34Yes. Like popcorn.
0:23:34 > 0:23:37So, have you learned your valuable lesson, little Jess?
0:23:37 > 0:23:39Oh, yes, Uncle.
0:23:41 > 0:23:44# If you have an annoying chum
0:23:44 > 0:23:47# And you don't know what to do
0:23:47 > 0:23:49# Don't just sit there feeling glum
0:23:49 > 0:23:54# We've got some good advice for you
0:23:54 > 0:23:56# Eat your friends Eat your friends
0:23:56 > 0:23:58# When you're at your wit's end
0:23:58 > 0:24:01# When they drive you round the bend Eat your friends
0:24:01 > 0:24:04# Eat your mates Eat your mates
0:24:04 > 0:24:06# When they make you feel irate
0:24:06 > 0:24:10# When they're starting to grate Eat your mates
0:24:11 > 0:24:13- # Steam 'em!- Boil 'em!
0:24:13 > 0:24:16# Make a kebab
0:24:16 > 0:24:18# Stew 'em! Broil 'em!
0:24:18 > 0:24:20# Crack 'em like a crab!
0:24:20 > 0:24:22BOOING AND GROANING
0:24:22 > 0:24:25# Griddle them! Grill them!
0:24:25 > 0:24:27# Fry 'em like an egg
0:24:27 > 0:24:29# Roast them! Bake them!
0:24:29 > 0:24:32# Chew on their legs
0:24:32 > 0:24:34# When they drive you round the bend
0:24:34 > 0:24:38# The fun you have will never end
0:24:38 > 0:24:40# When you eat...
0:24:40 > 0:24:43# Your...
0:24:43 > 0:24:46# Friends! #
0:24:56 > 0:25:01Get your computer games! Bumbly Poo computer games!
0:25:01 > 0:25:05Bumbly Poo masks! Strap-on stingers!
0:25:05 > 0:25:07Cow pat Frisbees!
0:25:07 > 0:25:09Bumbly Poo on a stick?
0:25:16 > 0:25:19SHOUTING AND BOOING
0:25:31 > 0:25:34I cannot believe I have just sat through that!
0:25:34 > 0:25:36Outrageous!
0:25:38 > 0:25:41I am ruined. Ruined, I tells ya!
0:25:41 > 0:25:44But we've got another idea for a movie.
0:25:44 > 0:25:48Yes, and this one's all about saucepans.
0:25:51 > 0:25:53Maybe I'm dreaming.
0:25:53 > 0:25:58A film about saucepans.
0:25:58 > 0:26:02I hate it, I hate it, I hate it!
0:26:02 > 0:26:04Here's the money.