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0:16:02 > 0:16:04Lights...camera...action!
0:16:04 > 0:16:07# We're Diddy, Dick and Dom and we're so excited
0:16:07 > 0:16:11# Our showbiz careers have been reignited
0:16:11 > 0:16:13# We've made it on to the silver screen
0:16:13 > 0:16:15# With our Diddy Movies
0:16:15 > 0:16:17# You're living the dream
0:16:17 > 0:16:18# We were down on our luck
0:16:18 > 0:16:20# We were burned-out stars
0:16:20 > 0:16:21# Flipping burgers
0:16:21 > 0:16:23# And washing cars
0:16:23 > 0:16:26# But we waved goodbye to all our cares
0:16:26 > 0:16:30# Hello to Hollywood premieres
0:16:30 > 0:16:33# This time next year, you'll be millionaires!
0:16:33 > 0:16:36# Go, Diddy Movies! Yeah! #
0:16:38 > 0:16:40Good evening, London!
0:16:40 > 0:16:42Good evening, Paris!
0:16:42 > 0:16:44Good evening Wagglesmead-On-The-Wold!
0:16:44 > 0:16:49It's time for another spec-diculous Diddy Movie premiere!
0:16:49 > 0:16:53This week, Hollywood High - The Musical!
0:16:53 > 0:16:55Or should I say...
0:16:55 > 0:16:59# Hollywood High - The Musical! #
0:16:59 > 0:17:01No. I shouldn't.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03Big day today, Larry!
0:17:03 > 0:17:05Yeah, your first musical!
0:17:05 > 0:17:07I didn't know you guys could sing!
0:17:07 > 0:17:09- Can we? Brilliant!- What?!
0:17:09 > 0:17:14No, ignore him, he's just excited! Everything's fine!
0:17:14 > 0:17:17Is that red nail polish?
0:17:17 > 0:17:21What? No! It's Cherry Pink. It's from the movie.
0:17:21 > 0:17:24- The bad news is it doesn't come off. - What?!
0:17:24 > 0:17:27The good news is it matches your face!
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0:17:34 > 0:17:36In the park! On shopping trip with girls!
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0:17:45 > 0:17:48Use special application to rewind time!
0:17:48 > 0:17:50Never miss incoming caller with massive vibrate!
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0:17:59 > 0:18:00Double Black!
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0:18:07 > 0:18:09Because if you don't, then you're not!
0:18:09 > 0:18:12What the freaking freak was that?
0:18:12 > 0:18:14Super Mobo Phone!
0:18:18 > 0:18:24Diddy Movies presents Hollywood High - The Musical!
0:18:24 > 0:18:27Oh, what a totally awesome day for a totally awesome football game!
0:18:27 > 0:18:30Oh, yeah, totally awesome!
0:18:30 > 0:18:31Hey, Britney!
0:18:31 > 0:18:34Hey, Whitney!
0:18:37 > 0:18:39We're bezzies!
0:18:39 > 0:18:42Give me the limelight! I want to be on the camera! Get off!
0:18:42 > 0:18:46Anyway, you look totally swell today!
0:18:46 > 0:18:47Yes, I do!
0:18:47 > 0:18:50That's because I'm an all-American cheerleader
0:18:50 > 0:18:52in the country's top high school for cute people!
0:18:52 > 0:18:55You look pretty good yourself. Not as good as me!
0:18:55 > 0:18:57Well, you know what they say...
0:18:57 > 0:19:02BOTH: Everyone looks awesome at Hollywood High!
0:19:02 > 0:19:05# Hollywood High, Hollywood High!
0:19:05 > 0:19:08# A place where everyone's happy as pie
0:19:08 > 0:19:12# Hollywood High, Hollywood High!
0:19:12 > 0:19:17# The only limit to your dreams is the bright blue sky! #
0:19:17 > 0:19:20And, of course, the 50,000 entry fee.
0:19:20 > 0:19:23# I'm Britney the head of the cheerleading team
0:19:23 > 0:19:27# I'm stunning, athletic and look like a tangerine!
0:19:27 > 0:19:31# I'm Whitney, the cutest princess in this place
0:19:31 > 0:19:34# My teeth are so shiny you can see them from space
0:19:34 > 0:19:36# I'm Sandy...
0:19:36 > 0:19:38# Hollywood High, Hollywood High!
0:19:38 > 0:19:42# A place where ugly kids need not apply
0:19:42 > 0:19:45# Hollywood High, Hollywood High!
0:19:45 > 0:19:51# The only limit to your dreams is the bright blue sky!
0:19:51 > 0:19:55# I'm Sandy! I'm beautiful and seeking out fame
0:19:55 > 0:19:57# What's she going on about?
0:19:57 > 0:19:58# She's totally plain
0:19:58 > 0:20:02- # I'm Bernie! - Like a monster on a video game!
0:20:02 > 0:20:06- # Our school is the greatest - And you know its name
0:20:06 > 0:20:09# Hollywood High, Hollywood High
0:20:09 > 0:20:13# A wonderful place where it's forbidden to cry
0:20:13 > 0:20:15# Weeping's for wimps
0:20:15 > 0:20:17# Bawling's, like, appalling
0:20:17 > 0:20:21# Hollywood High, Hollywood High
0:20:21 > 0:20:27# The only limit to your dreams is the bright blue sky
0:20:30 > 0:20:32# Six! Eight! Two! Four!
0:20:32 > 0:20:34# Which team's gonna wipe the floor?
0:20:34 > 0:20:37# Hollywood High! Hollywood High!
0:20:37 > 0:20:40# 8, 4, 6, 2, 12, 23! #
0:20:40 > 0:20:42Bingo!
0:20:43 > 0:20:45OK, time out, please.
0:20:53 > 0:20:56So, big deal, who's everyone asking to the Prom?
0:20:56 > 0:20:58I know who I'm asking!
0:20:58 > 0:20:59Me, too!
0:20:59 > 0:21:00I'm so lonely.
0:21:00 > 0:21:02So...tell me!
0:21:02 > 0:21:04You first!
0:21:04 > 0:21:07We'll tell each other after three?
0:21:07 > 0:21:08Sure!
0:21:08 > 0:21:11BOTH: One, two, three... Brad!
0:21:11 > 0:21:12You're asking Brad?!
0:21:12 > 0:21:14You're asking Brad?!
0:21:14 > 0:21:17Inside, I'm dying.
0:21:17 > 0:21:21Brad and me are like, the perfect match, times a million.
0:21:21 > 0:21:24But me and Brad are the perfect match, times a million,
0:21:24 > 0:21:29add some more, subtract everyone else, add...times...square root...
0:21:29 > 0:21:32Shut up!
0:21:32 > 0:21:34Gee, there goes Brad now!
0:21:36 > 0:21:39He's so special, isn't he?
0:21:39 > 0:21:43# There's no one quite like Brad He's totally a score!
0:21:43 > 0:21:46# There's no one quite like Brad The guy that we adore!
0:21:46 > 0:21:50# He's a yummy hunky dreamboat We swoon as he walks by
0:21:50 > 0:21:54# His dimples are so beautiful I love his wonky eye!
0:21:54 > 0:21:57# I love his greasy hair The gap between his teeth
0:21:57 > 0:22:01# I love it that his Brad pits Smell of corned beef
0:22:01 > 0:22:05# Brad can score a touchdown By himself in just one go
0:22:05 > 0:22:08# Brad's a world class wrestler And a black belt in judo
0:22:08 > 0:22:12# A champion at chess And great at chopping trees
0:22:12 > 0:22:16# He's fluent in Spanish, French and Japanese. #
0:22:16 > 0:22:19Arrete! Hola! Hamamakatoi!
0:22:20 > 0:22:24# There's no one quite like Brad He's totally a score!
0:22:24 > 0:22:27# There's no one quite like Brad Je t'adore! #
0:22:27 > 0:22:31- Oh, Brad!- Oh!
0:22:31 > 0:22:34# Brad can fight a lion in a cage with just a spoon
0:22:34 > 0:22:38# He flew a one-man mission in a rocket to the moon
0:22:38 > 0:22:42# He made a sculpture of Obama out of yeast
0:22:42 > 0:22:45# Brought long and lasting peace to the entire Middle East
0:22:45 > 0:22:49# I saw him just last Tuesday when I was out with friends
0:22:49 > 0:22:53# And I saw him on Wednesday through my telephoto lens
0:22:53 > 0:22:57# I've built a Brad statue entirely of bread
0:22:57 > 0:23:00# I've paid a dodgy doctor to graft me to his head. #
0:23:00 > 0:23:03Here, you're not having Brad, he's mine!
0:23:03 > 0:23:04I saw him first!
0:23:04 > 0:23:09Well, I'm changing my name from Britney to Brad-ney!
0:23:09 > 0:23:13Well, I'm moving to Brad-ford!
0:23:13 > 0:23:16- Oh, shove you!- No, shove you!
0:23:16 > 0:23:18Get out of it!
0:23:18 > 0:23:23# There's no one quite like Brad He's totally a score!
0:23:23 > 0:23:25# There's no one quite like Brad!
0:23:25 > 0:23:26# He makes my cold heart thaw
0:23:26 > 0:23:30# There's no one quite like Brad! He's totally a score!
0:23:30 > 0:23:32# There's no one quite like Brad!
0:23:32 > 0:23:36# He makes my cold heart thaw. #
0:23:38 > 0:23:41Well, I guess in that case, neither of us can have Brad.
0:23:41 > 0:23:46Fine. But you're not my bezzie any more.
0:23:46 > 0:23:50# There's no-one quite like Brad
0:23:50 > 0:23:52# This guy I can't ignore
0:23:52 > 0:23:55# There's no-one quite like Brad
0:23:55 > 0:23:59# And like, totally...it's war! #
0:24:02 > 0:24:07And the other fascinating thing about simultaneous equations
0:24:07 > 0:24:11is that, linked in with the blahdey blahdey bladh,
0:24:11 > 0:24:13is blah blah woofedy blah...
0:24:13 > 0:24:18Bernie, I'm so glad you and me are friends now!
0:24:18 > 0:24:20My first ever friend!
0:24:22 > 0:24:26Hey, Sandy, you're much cooler than my ex-best friend, Britney!
0:24:26 > 0:24:30Oh, thanks! I'm prettier than her, too!
0:24:30 > 0:24:32Hey, rain check.
0:24:32 > 0:24:34Bernie, will you pass this note to Brad?
0:24:34 > 0:24:36I'm asking him out to the prom!
0:24:36 > 0:24:37But what about Whitney?!
0:24:37 > 0:24:40Whatever! I'm not letting her get in my way.
0:24:40 > 0:24:42# I'm gonna get my guy
0:24:42 > 0:24:46# I'll do every little thing I can
0:24:46 > 0:24:50# She'd better back right off
0:24:50 > 0:24:53# Cos he's gonna be my man. #
0:24:59 > 0:25:00Argh!
0:25:00 > 0:25:07# I'm gonna get my guy I'll do every little thing I can
0:25:07 > 0:25:13# She'd better back right off cos he's gonna be my man. #
0:25:19 > 0:25:21Argh!
0:25:21 > 0:25:27# I'm gonna get my guy I'll do every little thing I can
0:25:27 > 0:25:33# She'd better back right off cos he's gonna be my man. #
0:25:42 > 0:25:44Whitney! What on Earth?!
0:25:44 > 0:25:47Hi, Brad! Nice mole.
0:25:48 > 0:25:50Mole.
0:25:50 > 0:25:54So I think that you and me should go to the prom because you're...
0:25:54 > 0:25:59..perfect! What do you say, Brad? Me and you, the prom king and q...
0:25:59 > 0:26:02Argh!
0:26:03 > 0:26:05Get out of it!
0:26:05 > 0:26:08- Ooo!- Ooo!
0:26:16 > 0:26:18Stop it!
0:26:18 > 0:26:21So, Brad, what do you say?
0:26:21 > 0:26:24Yeah, her or me?
0:26:24 > 0:26:27Listen, girls. I can't go to the prom with either of you
0:26:27 > 0:26:29because I'm going with someone else.
0:26:29 > 0:26:30Huh?!
0:26:30 > 0:26:33Not Smelly Shelly?
0:26:33 > 0:26:35Not Spotty Dotty?
0:26:35 > 0:26:38BOTH: Not Bendy Wendy!
0:26:38 > 0:26:40No. Bernie.
0:26:40 > 0:26:42BOTH: No way!
0:26:42 > 0:26:43Way.
0:26:45 > 0:26:48# There's no one quite like Bra... #
0:26:48 > 0:26:50Oh, shut up!
0:26:50 > 0:26:51Right, you!
0:26:51 > 0:26:53Now, hold on. I did try to say...
0:26:53 > 0:26:55You've been wasting our time!
0:26:55 > 0:26:57Making us look like lame-oids!
0:26:57 > 0:27:01- We could still share a limo? - Right, you, come here!
0:27:01 > 0:27:04- You come here!- He's all mine!
0:27:04 > 0:27:07- He's buff. I like buff!- I like buff!
0:27:07 > 0:27:09No, I like buff!
0:27:09 > 0:27:12# It's prom night!
0:27:12 > 0:27:14# The greatest of nights
0:27:14 > 0:27:17# When all your hopes and dreams come alive
0:27:17 > 0:27:20# On prom night! Dance under the lights
0:27:20 > 0:27:24# Until strictly no later than five
0:27:24 > 0:27:27# So we both fell out and got mad
0:27:27 > 0:27:31- # She called me names - She pulled my hair!
0:27:31 > 0:27:38# Just because we all wanted Brad But now we've both agreed to share!
0:27:38 > 0:27:40# I got his leg
0:27:40 > 0:27:41# I got his nose
0:27:41 > 0:27:43# I got his ears!
0:27:43 > 0:27:44# And I got his toes!
0:27:44 > 0:27:48# On prom night! The greatest of nights
0:27:48 > 0:27:51# When all your hopes and dreams come true
0:27:51 > 0:27:53# On prom night!
0:27:53 > 0:27:59# We're men dressed in tights which makes it hard to use the loo!
0:27:59 > 0:28:01# Now our story draws to a close
0:28:01 > 0:28:04# And it is time to say goodbye
0:28:04 > 0:28:08# We hope you liked our dazzling shows
0:28:08 > 0:28:12# Cos it's farewell from Hollywood High!
0:28:12 > 0:28:15# On prom night! Prom night!
0:28:15 > 0:28:17# Prawn night?
0:28:17 > 0:28:19# No, prom night!
0:28:19 > 0:28:23# Prom night!
0:28:23 > 0:28:26# Pro-o-om night!
0:28:26 > 0:28:29# Pro-o-o-om night!
0:28:29 > 0:28:33# Pro-o-o-o-om night!
0:28:33 > 0:28:36# Pro-o-o-o-o-om night!
0:28:36 > 0:28:41# Pro-o-o-o-o-o-om night! #
0:28:50 > 0:28:53Well, Larry? What did you think?
0:28:57 > 0:29:02What about you lot? What did you think?
0:29:09 > 0:29:12ALL: Boo!
0:29:19 > 0:29:22Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd
0:29:23 > 0:29:26I can not believe...
0:29:26 > 0:29:28- Unbelievable!- Outrageous!
0:29:31 > 0:29:35I'm ruined! Ruined, I tell you!
0:29:35 > 0:29:40Actually, Mr Weinsteinberger, we've had an idea for a new film!
0:29:42 > 0:29:48And this, Mr Weinsteinberger, has got...
0:29:48 > 0:29:50clockwork tramps!
0:29:55 > 0:29:59Just when I thought Dick's scraped the bottom of the barrel,
0:29:59 > 0:30:02along comes Dom to go through the floorboards underneath!
0:30:02 > 0:30:05I'm going to... I'm going to...
0:30:05 > 0:30:07I love it! Here's the money!
0:30:07 > 0:30:09APPLAUSE