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0:00:21 > 0:00:23# And washing cars
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# But we waved goodbye to all our cares
0:00:26 > 0:00:30# Hello to Hollywood premieres
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0:00:33 > 0:00:36# Let's go, Diddy Movies, yeah! #
0:00:38 > 0:00:39Ladies and gentlemen,
0:00:39 > 0:00:44tonight's movie is the wildest of westerns, High Broom!
0:00:44 > 0:00:45GUN COCKED, GUNSHOT
0:00:45 > 0:00:48Pah, you missed me! I'm over here.
0:00:48 > 0:00:49ANOTHER GUNSHOT
0:00:49 > 0:00:51Ooh, eugh!
0:00:51 > 0:00:53HIS GROANS TURN TO LAUGHTER
0:00:53 > 0:00:55Don't worry, it's only a sound effect. I'm actually...
0:00:55 > 0:00:57- ANOTHER GUNSHOT - Oh!
0:00:57 > 0:01:00Can you call me an ambulance?
0:01:00 > 0:01:03- So, you guys, a spaghetti western? - Oh, yes, please!
0:01:03 > 0:01:07Can I have extra spaghetti on mine? And no Parmesan - it tastes of feet.
0:01:07 > 0:01:12No, your latest movie. I heard on the grapevine it's a triumph.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15Oh! Thanks, Grapevine!
0:01:15 > 0:01:17You're welcome, Dominic.
0:01:21 > 0:01:23There are so many ways you can get confused.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26So many things are confusing. Are you confused?
0:01:26 > 0:01:28Well, now you can...
0:01:28 > 0:01:29Pineapple.com!
0:01:29 > 0:01:31- I know!- He knows!
0:01:31 > 0:01:33Pineapple.com, the de-confusing website.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35- Pineapple.com. - Pineapple.com.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37- Oh, I'm so confused!- Bless you.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40If you're confused like him, then we...
0:01:40 > 0:01:41COMPARE THINGS!
0:01:41 > 0:01:43Are you still confused about comparing?
0:01:43 > 0:01:45BANG! What about now?
0:01:45 > 0:01:48- Pineapple.com.- Now I'm never confused.- Now he's never confused.
0:01:48 > 0:01:53- Pineapple.com.- Pineapple.com. - Pineapple.com!- Pineapple.com.
0:01:53 > 0:01:54Pineapple-dot... BANG!
0:01:54 > 0:01:58Look, it's starting, it's starting, it's starting!
0:02:01 > 0:02:03Howdy, stranger. I'm Spike,
0:02:03 > 0:02:05but you can call me Spike.
0:02:05 > 0:02:09If you're looking for the Wild West, you just found it.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11The year is 1858.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13That there is Neatville,
0:02:13 > 0:02:16the tidiest town in all of the West.
0:02:16 > 0:02:20And that there is the man who keeps Neatville neat,
0:02:20 > 0:02:22Sheriff Samuel Speck,
0:02:22 > 0:02:24the fastest broom in the West.
0:02:24 > 0:02:25QUICK WHOOSHING SOUNDS
0:02:27 > 0:02:31Yep, nobody keeps a tidier town than old Sheriff Speck.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33HORSE NEIGHS
0:02:33 > 0:02:37Ah, howdy-doody, Mr Martin. Looking pretty neat today.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39Ah, why, thank you, Sheriff.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42You're, er, not going to wear those dirty boots
0:02:42 > 0:02:45on my nice, clean road now, are you?
0:02:45 > 0:02:48- Oh, certainly not, Sheriff.- OK!
0:02:51 > 0:02:55Oh, howdy-doody, Mrs Rudy and baby Judy.
0:02:55 > 0:03:00- Have you cleaned your daughter's teeth today?- Just about to, Sheriff.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02SQUEAKING
0:03:02 > 0:03:03OK!
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Home, neat home...
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Ooh!
0:03:11 > 0:03:13SQUEAK
0:03:13 > 0:03:15That's better.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18What do I always say, Hank?
0:03:18 > 0:03:20If you want to keep your townsfolk beaming...
0:03:20 > 0:03:22That you're a dumbo and you're dreaming?
0:03:22 > 0:03:25Yeah, you're a dumbo and you're... Wait, no!
0:03:25 > 0:03:27If you want to keep your townsfolk beaming,
0:03:27 > 0:03:29you've got to do some cleaning. It's the law.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32- Hmm. - To keep this town nice and tidy,
0:03:32 > 0:03:35you've got to keep your broom nice and close.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37You never know when you're going to...
0:03:37 > 0:03:38DRAMATIC MUSIC
0:03:38 > 0:03:40# Ya-ya-ya-ya! #
0:03:40 > 0:03:43Leaf!
0:03:43 > 0:03:45Agh!
0:03:49 > 0:03:51GUN COCKING
0:03:51 > 0:03:53GUNSHOT RICOCHETS
0:03:54 > 0:03:57- Oh, well done.- Oh, oh, thank you.
0:03:57 > 0:04:01Just doing my job as the fastest broom in the West.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04- THEY WHOOP AND APPLAUD - Oh, ho-ho!
0:04:04 > 0:04:07Of course, what the sheriff didn't know was that his day
0:04:07 > 0:04:11was about to get messier than a monkey's birthday party.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14HE LAUGHS EVILLY
0:04:17 > 0:04:20Well, Heffalump, Daddy's got a score to settle
0:04:20 > 0:04:24with an old friend who likes things clean and tidy.
0:04:24 > 0:04:30And what do we say to people who like things clean and tidy, hmm?
0:04:30 > 0:04:34HORSE NEIGHS, BLOWS RASPBERRY
0:04:34 > 0:04:36Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:04:37 > 0:04:39Ha-ha-ha!
0:04:39 > 0:04:44Tell us again, Sheriff, how you got to be the fastest broom in the West.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47Yeah, cos I only heard it about 500 times!
0:04:47 > 0:04:50Well, folks, Neatville hasn't always been neat.
0:04:50 > 0:04:55A long time ago, this town was run by a mean, dirty sheriff
0:04:55 > 0:04:58by the name of...Dusty Spade.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01Yeah, run this town into the ground.
0:05:01 > 0:05:05Some people say the folks didn't shampoo AND condition!
0:05:05 > 0:05:07GASPING, SCREAMING, NEIGHING
0:05:07 > 0:05:11And then, a young cowboy rode into town
0:05:11 > 0:05:14by the name of...yours truly.
0:05:14 > 0:05:18- That's a funny sort of name, isn't it?- He's talking about himself.
0:05:18 > 0:05:22- Yours truly!- Oh, right.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Who's Trudy?
0:05:24 > 0:05:26SLAP! Ooh!
0:05:26 > 0:05:29Well, I stood up to Dusty Spade, won that sheriff badge
0:05:29 > 0:05:32and literally cleaned up.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34What happened to Spade?
0:05:36 > 0:05:40Dusty Spade was banished, never to return.
0:05:40 > 0:05:41Until now!
0:05:43 > 0:05:44HE GASPS
0:05:50 > 0:05:51Ooh!
0:05:55 > 0:05:56GASPING
0:05:59 > 0:06:00FURTHER GASPING
0:06:04 > 0:06:07- GASPING, SCREAMING - # Ay-yah-yah! #
0:06:14 > 0:06:20If it ain't neaty-neaty, squeaky-squeaky,
0:06:20 > 0:06:23Sheriff Samuel Speck!
0:06:25 > 0:06:26HE SPITS
0:06:26 > 0:06:28THUD!
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Or should I say...
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Stinky Sammy?
0:06:33 > 0:06:35All right, slow down there now, Spade.
0:06:35 > 0:06:39We're not at school now. Those things don't upset me any more.
0:06:39 > 0:06:44Stinky Sammy! Stinky Sammy!
0:06:44 > 0:06:49Stinky Sammy, Stinky Sammy, Stinky Sammy, Stinky Sam...
0:06:49 > 0:06:51I was lactose intolerant!
0:06:52 > 0:06:56Well, I guess I'm sheriff intolerant.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59You got something you want to say?
0:06:59 > 0:07:01I guess I have.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03I guess you have.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05I guess I'd better tell ya!
0:07:05 > 0:07:07I guess you should!
0:07:07 > 0:07:09Maybe I'll just do that!
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Maybe you will.
0:07:12 > 0:07:17I'm here to take back the sheriff's job, Stinky Pops.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19And I challenge you
0:07:19 > 0:07:22to a High Broom!
0:07:22 > 0:07:24BELL TOLLS
0:07:24 > 0:07:25Isn't that right, Heffalump?
0:07:25 > 0:07:28HORSE NEIGHS, BLOWS RASPBERRY
0:07:28 > 0:07:30ALL GASP
0:07:31 > 0:07:33BELL TOLLS
0:07:33 > 0:07:37Rules of a High Broom.
0:07:37 > 0:07:40At the count of ten, you may deploy your brooms.
0:07:40 > 0:07:44No cheating, no twitching
0:07:44 > 0:07:48and absolutely no dressing up as a Shetland pony to avoid taking part.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51SPADE CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:07:51 > 0:07:54I'm right in thinking that I'm entitled to inspect
0:07:54 > 0:07:56the Sheriff's weapon?
0:08:10 > 0:08:11Hey, Sheriff.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14SAWING NOISE What do you suppose he's doing?
0:08:14 > 0:08:17Why, probably just giving it a good wipe.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19Yep, looks good to me.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27Best of luck, gentlemen.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29May the neatest man win.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31One...
0:08:31 > 0:08:32two...
0:08:34 > 0:08:36..three...four...
0:08:39 > 0:08:41..five... BOTH GRUNT
0:08:41 > 0:08:42..six...
0:08:44 > 0:08:46..seven....
0:08:46 > 0:08:47BEEPING
0:08:47 > 0:08:49Huh?
0:08:50 > 0:08:53Grrr, press play!
0:08:53 > 0:08:55Press play! CROWD BOOS
0:08:55 > 0:08:57BEEP
0:08:58 > 0:09:00..eight...
0:09:00 > 0:09:03nine...
0:09:03 > 0:09:04ten!
0:09:04 > 0:09:06SNAP!
0:09:06 > 0:09:07THEY GASP
0:09:07 > 0:09:08Knickers!
0:09:08 > 0:09:10HE LAUGHS
0:09:10 > 0:09:12- GUNSHOT - Argggghhhh!
0:09:14 > 0:09:16HORSE NEIGHS
0:09:16 > 0:09:20I declare the new sheriff is...
0:09:20 > 0:09:21Dusty Spade.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Get in!
0:09:24 > 0:09:28And so, Sheriff Speck was cast out,
0:09:28 > 0:09:33like a bad pistachio or a chip with a slightly green bit on it.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36Eventually, the outcast sheriff took refuge in the big city
0:09:36 > 0:09:40in the home of his old friend, the eccentric inventor Archibald Hatch.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43Well, yes, you certainly are in a sticky old pickled wicket,
0:09:43 > 0:09:46old chap, aren't you? I'm not sure what to suggest, really.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48Come on, Archie, I'm desperate.
0:09:48 > 0:09:52You've got to have something to help me defeat that mean old Dusty Spade.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55There may be one thing, but it's top secret.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58Even more secret than...
0:09:58 > 0:10:00the Queen's Quango!
0:10:06 > 0:10:08HE GASPS
0:10:08 > 0:10:11Oh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh!
0:10:11 > 0:10:13HE CHUCKLES
0:10:15 > 0:10:18Meanwhile, with Dusty Spade as Sheriff,
0:10:18 > 0:10:20things in Neatville were getting messier
0:10:20 > 0:10:22than a baby eating yoghurt with a fork.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27CHUCKLING
0:10:27 > 0:10:29Yeah! More horsey plop.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31Yee-hah!
0:10:31 > 0:10:33More!
0:10:35 > 0:10:37Oh...
0:10:37 > 0:10:39CHUCKLING
0:10:39 > 0:10:41That'll teach you to have a wash, Mr Martin!
0:10:41 > 0:10:44You know the rules.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47No cleaning, no washing,
0:10:47 > 0:10:50and lots and lots of horsey honk.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52HE CHUCKLES
0:10:52 > 0:10:54What are you lot staring at?!
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Get back to work!
0:10:59 > 0:11:00And that's an order!
0:11:00 > 0:11:03I'm the sheriff round here.
0:11:03 > 0:11:06Not if I can help it, Spade!
0:11:10 > 0:11:13Well, if it ain't the human soap dish!
0:11:13 > 0:11:16It seems to me that folk round here
0:11:16 > 0:11:18ain't too happy with their new sheriff.
0:11:18 > 0:11:22So, I challenge you...
0:11:22 > 0:11:24to a high broom.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26Ay-ay-ay-ah!
0:11:27 > 0:11:29BELL TOLLS
0:11:29 > 0:11:34OK, gentlemen. This is the ultimate high broom.
0:11:34 > 0:11:37The winner will become sheriff
0:11:37 > 0:11:39until the day they die.
0:11:39 > 0:11:42And the loser...
0:11:42 > 0:11:44has to eat this brick.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49I hope you like the taste of cement.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51Yeah?
0:11:51 > 0:11:53Well, I hope you like the taste of beef.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57One...
0:11:57 > 0:11:59two...
0:11:59 > 0:12:01three...
0:12:01 > 0:12:03four...
0:12:03 > 0:12:04five...
0:12:04 > 0:12:06six...
0:12:06 > 0:12:07seven...
0:12:07 > 0:12:10Don't even think about it.
0:12:11 > 0:12:12..eight...
0:12:12 > 0:12:14nine...
0:12:14 > 0:12:16ten!
0:12:19 > 0:12:23Is-is-is that a Sweepermatic 4,000?!
0:12:23 > 0:12:24Certainly is.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26Sweep and clean -
0:12:26 > 0:12:28keep 'em mean.
0:12:28 > 0:12:29Yeah?
0:12:29 > 0:12:33Well, I've got myself something new, as well.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37What is that?!
0:12:37 > 0:12:39It's the future of cleaning.
0:12:39 > 0:12:44It's what the fancy folk in the big city call...
0:12:44 > 0:12:45a mop.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48HORSE SNORTS
0:12:48 > 0:12:49A mop?
0:12:49 > 0:12:51It'll never catch on.
0:12:51 > 0:12:55And it's time for me to mop up around here.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59Argh...!
0:13:01 > 0:13:03APPLAUSE
0:13:03 > 0:13:06CHEERING
0:13:17 > 0:13:18HORSE WHINNIES
0:13:20 > 0:13:21Well, Mr Spade,
0:13:21 > 0:13:24I guess you could say I cleaned up.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26Certainly did, Mr Speck.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29And I guess I just kicked the bucket.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31THEY LAUGH
0:13:31 > 0:13:33HORSE WHINNIES
0:13:33 > 0:13:37And remember, if you fine folks want to get hold of these,
0:13:37 > 0:13:40you can - just by calling that them there number
0:13:40 > 0:13:42at the bottom of your screen.
0:13:42 > 0:13:46At 39 shekels, it's a bargain!
0:13:46 > 0:13:48It's a mighty fine mop.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53SILENCE
0:13:59 > 0:14:02# Tell me, when will you be mine?
0:14:04 > 0:14:08# Tell me, quando, quando, quando?
0:14:10 > 0:14:12# We can share a love divine
0:14:14 > 0:14:19# Please don't make me wait again
0:14:20 > 0:14:23# When will you say yes to me?
0:14:26 > 0:14:30# Tell me, quando, quando, quando
0:14:31 > 0:14:34# You are happiness to me
0:14:37 > 0:14:40# Oh, my love, please tell me when. #
0:14:44 > 0:14:46Lights! Camera!
0:14:46 > 0:14:48Crackers! Baubles!
0:14:48 > 0:14:50Crackers! Nuts!
0:14:50 > 0:14:51Crackers! Satsumas! Cr...!
0:14:51 > 0:14:53CRACK!
0:14:53 > 0:14:54Thank you, Mother.
0:14:54 > 0:14:59Next up, it's the jingle-belting A Christmas Christmas Movie.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01CHRISTMAS MUSIC PLAYS
0:15:03 > 0:15:07Will you cut that out? Oh, I hate Christmas!
0:15:07 > 0:15:10So, guys, what's your latest movie all about?
0:15:10 > 0:15:13- BOTH:- Christmas!
0:15:13 > 0:15:15I love it!
0:15:15 > 0:15:17And because it's Christmas, Larry,
0:15:17 > 0:15:20we thought we treat you to a premium premiere seat.
0:15:20 > 0:15:25- Wowsers!- It's got a built-in cup-holder, a massager...
0:15:25 > 0:15:27Best not pull...
0:15:27 > 0:15:30It's also got GPS...
0:15:30 > 0:15:34It's got a hairdryer, a full set of encyclopaedias
0:15:34 > 0:15:36and, best of all...
0:15:36 > 0:15:38- BOTH:- A TV!
0:15:38 > 0:15:42But, guys, now I can't even see the cinema screen.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46I REALLY love it!
0:15:47 > 0:15:49Mmm, sausage!
0:15:50 > 0:15:52It's starting, it starting!
0:15:52 > 0:15:55This movie had better be Christmassy, or else!
0:15:55 > 0:16:00Diddy Movies presents A Christmas Christmas Movie.
0:16:00 > 0:16:05In a secret corner of the North Pole lived two little elves.
0:16:05 > 0:16:06'Wake up!'
0:16:07 > 0:16:11THEY GROAN
0:16:11 > 0:16:15- Morning, Merry Elf! - Morning, Jolly Elf!
0:16:15 > 0:16:19And they both loved one thing more than anything else in the world.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21Look, Merry!
0:16:21 > 0:16:24Yes, it's the 24th...
0:16:24 > 0:16:27of June!
0:16:27 > 0:16:29Which means...
0:16:29 > 0:16:31It's nearly...
0:16:31 > 0:16:32BOTH: Christmas!
0:16:32 > 0:16:35- Christmas! Christmas! - Christmas! Christmas! Christmas!
0:16:35 > 0:16:38- Christmas! Christmas! - Christmas! Christmas! Christmas!
0:16:38 > 0:16:41- Christmas!- CHRISTMAS!!
0:16:41 > 0:16:44BOTH: We love Christmas!
0:16:44 > 0:16:46'Ho, ho, ho!'
0:16:46 > 0:16:49BOTH: # Stick the holly on your stocking
0:16:49 > 0:16:51# Decorate the tree with turkey mince pies
0:16:51 > 0:16:54# Who's the fairy on your Yule log?
0:16:54 > 0:16:57# Give the carol singer a big surprise. #
0:16:57 > 0:16:58SHE SCREAMS
0:16:58 > 0:17:00# Pull a cracker, pull a cracker
0:17:00 > 0:17:03# Pull a Christmas cracker then blow it up... #
0:17:03 > 0:17:04HE SCREAMS
0:17:04 > 0:17:07# Fill a sleigh with piles of...boiled sprouts? #
0:17:07 > 0:17:08- No!- Not sprouts!
0:17:08 > 0:17:10Never sprouts.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12We hate sprouts.
0:17:12 > 0:17:15# Sing a carol up the chimney
0:17:15 > 0:17:23# Honey roasted nuts in a TV game. #
0:17:23 > 0:17:28There's only 182 days till Christmas.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30- We'd better get to work.- Argh!
0:17:32 > 0:17:33Oh.
0:17:34 > 0:17:35Paper.
0:17:35 > 0:17:37- GUN CLICK - Sticky tape.
0:17:38 > 0:17:41- GUN CLICK - Funny little bow thing.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44Right, that's one done.
0:17:44 > 0:17:45Only seven billion more to go.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48ALARM BLARES
0:17:48 > 0:17:50It's him!
0:17:50 > 0:17:52He wants us!
0:17:53 > 0:17:57Oh, hello there, my little helpers.
0:17:57 > 0:17:58- BOTH:- Hi, Santa.
0:17:58 > 0:18:01How good of you to POP in.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03- Oh, pop! - BOTH LAUGH
0:18:06 > 0:18:10I've just been practising my new Father Christmas laugh.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12What do you think?
0:18:12 > 0:18:17HIGH PITCHED LAUGH
0:18:25 > 0:18:27No?
0:18:28 > 0:18:29Ah, Mother Christmas.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33Here you go, ho-ho, dear.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35Your mid-morning mince pie.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37Oh, wonderful, dear!
0:18:38 > 0:18:41Only 182 days to go, eh, boys?
0:18:41 > 0:18:43ALL LAUGH
0:18:43 > 0:18:48Now then, I expect you're wondering why I've called you here so urgently.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50Well, I'm...
0:18:50 > 0:18:52I'm cancelling Christmas.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54- Yeah, OK. - Probably for the best.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56- BOTH:- What?
0:18:56 > 0:18:58Well, I'm busy that day.
0:18:58 > 0:19:02You can't cancel Christmas! It's all we have!
0:19:03 > 0:19:07BOTH CRY
0:19:08 > 0:19:10Ho, ho, ho!
0:19:10 > 0:19:12Ho, ho, ho, ho!
0:19:12 > 0:19:14ELECTRICS FIZZ
0:19:14 > 0:19:18Santa...isn't Santa!
0:19:18 > 0:19:20He's a robot!
0:19:20 > 0:19:25ROBOTIC VOICE: All of Christmas shall be destroyed forever...
0:19:25 > 0:19:28but remember to be good.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30Ho, ho, ho! Ho, ho, ho!
0:19:30 > 0:19:33Ho, ho, ho!
0:19:35 > 0:19:38BOTH SCREAM
0:19:40 > 0:19:42What are we going to do?
0:19:42 > 0:19:44How are we going to find the real Santa?
0:19:46 > 0:19:48- BOTH:- Rudolf!
0:19:48 > 0:19:50Good morning, Elves.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52And what a foot-tapping, nose-warming,
0:19:52 > 0:19:54tiddly-tid morning it is, too.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56Aw...
0:19:56 > 0:19:59Oh, you're my bestest friends in the whole wide world.
0:19:59 > 0:20:00- BOTH:- Aw...
0:20:00 > 0:20:03That means I'll always be there for you, come rain or shine.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05Aw...
0:20:05 > 0:20:08You can always rely on good old Rudolph to spread some sunshine,
0:20:08 > 0:20:12put on a smiley face, accentuate the amazingness,
0:20:12 > 0:20:15big up the brilliance, heighten...
0:20:15 > 0:20:17Urg...
0:20:19 > 0:20:22I always said vegetables were bad for you.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24No, he's a robot, too.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27Oh, and vegetables are very important for a healthy
0:20:27 > 0:20:29and balanced diet.
0:20:29 > 0:20:30HE BURPS
0:20:31 > 0:20:34"Made in the Kingdom of Grump."
0:20:35 > 0:20:37Well, if we are to save Christmas
0:20:37 > 0:20:39and find Santa then we must go there.
0:20:39 > 0:20:41We have to get to the bottom of this.
0:20:41 > 0:20:46I've got to the bottom of this, and that's where the USB port is.
0:20:46 > 0:20:50BOTH LAUGH
0:20:58 > 0:21:00The Kingdom of Grump is miles away.
0:21:00 > 0:21:04I know, let's build the best snowman ever to take us there.
0:21:04 > 0:21:07- We can so do that. - Yeah. I know, right?
0:21:07 > 0:21:10ROCK VERSION OF DECK THE HALLS PLAYS
0:21:28 > 0:21:30- BOTH:- Ah...
0:21:30 > 0:21:31Hey! All right, lads?
0:21:31 > 0:21:33Where was it? Kingdom of Grump?
0:21:33 > 0:21:35All right, let's get on with it.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37We can't stop here, not before 6.30 anyway.
0:21:37 > 0:21:40HE COUGHS
0:21:41 > 0:21:44Eh, no, you're all right. We'll catch the bus instead.
0:21:44 > 0:21:46Yeah, yeah. It wasn't that important anyway.
0:21:46 > 0:21:50Oh, it's all right. Don't worry. I've only crashed twice...today.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53Here we go! HE SCREAMS
0:21:54 > 0:21:57So, are we nearly there yet, Mr Snowman?
0:21:57 > 0:22:00I've got to be honest with you, lads. I've got no idea.
0:22:00 > 0:22:03That's the trouble with snow, you see, it all looks the same.
0:22:03 > 0:22:05Do you think I should have turned left at Siberia?
0:22:05 > 0:22:07BOTH SCREAM
0:22:09 > 0:22:10Blimey!
0:22:10 > 0:22:13Watch where you're flying, mate! Budget airlines.
0:22:13 > 0:22:17# Frosty the snowman had a splendid lah-dee-dah... #
0:22:17 > 0:22:19I never remember the words to this.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21I tell you what, I'll do a bit of Coldplay.
0:22:21 > 0:22:23Ha-ha! Coldplay! Do you get it?
0:22:23 > 0:22:26# Look at that snow and it was all yellow... #
0:22:27 > 0:22:30Yeah, sorry about the slight diversion, lads,
0:22:30 > 0:22:33but if someone had given me proper eyes in the first place!
0:22:33 > 0:22:37Snowman, what is the Kingdom of Grump?
0:22:38 > 0:22:40It's a land where Christmas never comes.
0:22:42 > 0:22:44Well, be lucky. Tah-dah.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51This place is awful!
0:22:51 > 0:22:56This is the future unless we save Christmas by tonight.
0:22:58 > 0:22:59Oh!
0:23:02 > 0:23:04- BOTH:- Santa!
0:23:06 > 0:23:09TOY: You're my best friends. I love...
0:23:09 > 0:23:11Santa!
0:23:11 > 0:23:15It's us! We've come to save you...and Christmas.
0:23:15 > 0:23:19What is this Christmas?
0:23:19 > 0:23:25- BOTH:- Nooooo...!
0:23:25 > 0:23:27Took us ages to write this bit.
0:23:27 > 0:23:29The O key was jammed on my laptop.
0:23:31 > 0:23:34..ooooo!
0:23:34 > 0:23:36Hello, boys.
0:23:37 > 0:23:39Mother Christmas and...
0:23:39 > 0:23:40TURKEY GOBBLES
0:23:40 > 0:23:42Ew!
0:23:42 > 0:23:44- BOTH:- Nooo..!
0:23:44 > 0:23:46- Oh, shut up! - Yes.
0:23:46 > 0:23:50So, you've found where I've hidden the real Santa.
0:23:50 > 0:23:53Well, you're too late.
0:23:53 > 0:23:56He's not interested in delivering presents anymore.
0:23:56 > 0:23:58He only wants to destroy them!
0:23:58 > 0:24:00CRUNCH
0:24:00 > 0:24:03For years I've been forced to listen to you lot
0:24:03 > 0:24:06go on about Christmas all the time!
0:24:06 > 0:24:09The marzipan, the trimmings, the nuts.
0:24:09 > 0:24:12Well, I'm sick of it.
0:24:12 > 0:24:13TURKEY GOBBLES
0:24:13 > 0:24:16I wanted to be a ballet dancer.
0:24:19 > 0:24:22- Really? - No!
0:24:22 > 0:24:25But I'm going to make sure Christmas never happens again
0:24:25 > 0:24:28and you won't stop me.
0:24:28 > 0:24:31You boys just relax.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33Veg out.
0:24:33 > 0:24:34SHE LAUGHS
0:24:34 > 0:24:37Hench turkey, release the sprouts.
0:24:43 > 0:24:46- BOTH:- Sprouts!
0:24:47 > 0:24:49Santa, help us!
0:24:49 > 0:24:51What is Santa?
0:24:52 > 0:24:53HE SCREAMS
0:24:53 > 0:24:54We're finished.
0:24:54 > 0:24:59Right, you hairy chimney kisser, I've had enough.
0:24:59 > 0:25:01There are kids all over the world waiting for their presents,
0:25:01 > 0:25:05so snap out of it, fluffy cuffs!
0:25:08 > 0:25:09Oh!
0:25:09 > 0:25:11Do that again.
0:25:14 > 0:25:17Feed me shed-loads of sprouts.
0:25:25 > 0:25:28Wait a minute. Yes, I remember.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30I'm Santa!
0:25:30 > 0:25:33- BOTH:- Yeah!
0:25:33 > 0:25:36Shuffle back, boys. Shuffle back.
0:25:36 > 0:25:39I'm going to blow this place. Oh...
0:25:41 > 0:25:44HE GROANS
0:25:44 > 0:25:47HE BLOWS A RASPBERRY
0:25:49 > 0:25:53Oh...
0:25:53 > 0:25:55What?!
0:25:55 > 0:25:56Hench turkey, attack!
0:25:56 > 0:25:59TURKEY GOBBLES
0:25:59 > 0:26:02You're stuffed now, MC.
0:26:02 > 0:26:04Time to wrap this up!
0:26:05 > 0:26:08Oh...
0:26:08 > 0:26:11SHE SCREAMS GUN CLICKS
0:26:13 > 0:26:14HE LAUGHS
0:26:14 > 0:26:21I guess you could call her a clear and PRESENT danger.
0:26:23 > 0:26:27And, so, with naughty Mother Christmas trussed up like a turkey
0:26:27 > 0:26:30and the presents carefully wrapped, the great Christmas delivery began.
0:26:30 > 0:26:32Hyah! Hyah!
0:26:32 > 0:26:35ALL SCREAM
0:26:38 > 0:26:41ALL LAUGH
0:26:41 > 0:26:45Everything worked out all Christmassy and lovely.
0:26:45 > 0:26:51Yes. Isn't it all festive and Christmassy and simply perfect?
0:26:51 > 0:26:54Everything couldn't be more swell.
0:26:54 > 0:26:59All warm and cosy and very Christmassy.
0:27:00 > 0:27:03- ALL:- Merry Christmas, one and all!
0:27:11 > 0:27:15So, Gary, what do you think?
0:27:18 > 0:27:20What about you lot? What did you think?
0:27:26 > 0:27:30ALL SHOUT OVER EACH OTHER
0:27:36 > 0:27:43ALL SHOUT OVER EACH OTHER
0:27:43 > 0:27:44Ooh, I'm outraged!
0:27:45 > 0:27:47I'm ruined.
0:27:47 > 0:27:49I'm ruined, I tell you.
0:27:49 > 0:27:51Don't worry, Mr Weinsteinberger,
0:27:51 > 0:27:53we've got a new idea for a movie.
0:27:53 > 0:27:56Yes. This one's got...
0:27:56 > 0:27:59evil Wi-Fi.
0:27:59 > 0:28:04'Dumb, stupid, ignorant...
0:28:04 > 0:28:06'ignoramuses.' I love it!
0:28:06 > 0:28:08Here's the money!
0:28:08 > 0:28:10CHEERING