Murder She Vlogged

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0:00:05 > 0:00:09Hey, it's Shari! And if you're one of my Dixi friends, you know that

0:00:09 > 0:00:12I like vlogging about my life and what I'm doing.

0:00:15 > 0:00:18Elbow solo.

0:00:18 > 0:00:21- I film my friends... - R-r-r-ibbit!

0:00:21 > 0:00:24..and my family... That was my brother, Syd.

0:00:24 > 0:00:28HE MIMICS CHEWBACCA Syd!

0:00:28 > 0:00:33'Ooh, new friend request! Lady Akhali... Who's she?'

0:00:40 > 0:00:42OK, no idea what that means or who she is,

0:00:42 > 0:00:45but hey, you can never have too may friends, right?

0:00:45 > 0:00:46Come on in, Lady Akhali.

0:00:46 > 0:00:50Make yourself at home and try some of my delicious vlogs.

0:00:50 > 0:00:53Hey, it's Shari! And this is bus rollercoaster!

0:00:53 > 0:00:55THEY SCREAM

0:00:55 > 0:00:58And this is...magic.

0:00:58 > 0:01:00- Ha!- Ooh!

0:01:00 > 0:01:02And this is coming back from a 3D movie!

0:01:02 > 0:01:03Ha! Huh?

0:01:03 > 0:01:06Hey, guys... These glasses work here too.

0:01:06 > 0:01:08It's like the whole WORLD is 3D!

0:01:08 > 0:01:11Whoo!

0:01:11 > 0:01:15Hi! And welcome to Prom Make-up Tips, with Shari!

0:01:16 > 0:01:20Today, I'm going to show YOU how to stand out from the crowd

0:01:20 > 0:01:23and not be a "Me Too Mimi".

0:01:23 > 0:01:25CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS

0:01:25 > 0:01:27Argh! I think I've got face cramp!

0:01:27 > 0:01:30Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:01:30 > 0:01:34I'm covered in blood!

0:01:34 > 0:01:37Time to upload a new vlog.

0:01:37 > 0:01:39Incorrect password? But it can't be!

0:01:39 > 0:01:41I bet this is something to do with Syd.

0:01:41 > 0:01:44- Syd! What's wrong with the Wi-Fi? - Go away!

0:01:44 > 0:01:48That's just his way of saying, "Come in!"

0:01:48 > 0:01:51Syd... Syd! Is the internet down?

0:01:53 > 0:01:57- Yes, the internet is broken... - But you're online.

0:01:57 > 0:02:00You made me die! Now I have to sit through a respawn lag.

0:02:00 > 0:02:03- What do you want? - I can't get onto Dixi.- Ooh!

0:02:03 > 0:02:05How will people know what you had for lunch?

0:02:05 > 0:02:07Yeah, I use it for a lot more than that, actually.

0:02:07 > 0:02:10But I can't get on because you're using all the Wi-Fi.

0:02:10 > 0:02:13- You really have no idea how it works, do you?- Oh, whatever.

0:02:13 > 0:02:15All I know is that I can't sign in to Dixi

0:02:15 > 0:02:17because of your stupid computer game.

0:02:17 > 0:02:19Yeah, it's a lot more complex than that, actually.

0:02:19 > 0:02:21It's a combination of strategy, teamwork

0:02:21 > 0:02:23and hand-to-eye coordination.

0:02:23 > 0:02:27Like I said, computer game. Anyway, can I try Dixi on your computer?

0:02:27 > 0:02:29DOOR SLAMS

0:02:29 > 0:02:32That'll be a "No" then.

0:02:32 > 0:02:34Shari, Don't put your laptop there. We're about to have dinner.

0:02:34 > 0:02:38Oh, I won't take long. It's just there's a problem with the Wi-Fi in my room.

0:02:38 > 0:02:40- Why would it be better in here? - Oh, because it's closer to...

0:02:40 > 0:02:43Oh, I don't know, I'm just trying anything.

0:02:43 > 0:02:45ERROR MESSAGE PINGS

0:02:45 > 0:02:47All the other sites are loading but not Dixi.

0:02:47 > 0:02:51Maybe a sign, telling you to get off the laptop and do something useful, like set the table.

0:02:51 > 0:02:54Good one, Mum. Ooh, Isla's calling. PHONE RINGS

0:02:54 > 0:02:57Try not to do the embarrassing parent thing.

0:02:57 > 0:03:00- Zo-M-D, Shari, Have you been on Dixi?- No, I can't log in.

0:03:00 > 0:03:02- I think the server's down. - Nuh-uh!

0:03:02 > 0:03:05Sign in as me and go to it that way.

0:03:05 > 0:03:07SHE TYPES QUICKLY

0:03:07 > 0:03:09SHE SQUEALS

0:03:09 > 0:03:11"Check out my makeover for the prom?"

0:03:11 > 0:03:16I don't really get what that means, cos it looks horrible.

0:03:16 > 0:03:19I'll tell you what it means. Murder!

0:03:19 > 0:03:21SCREAMING

0:03:21 > 0:03:24But even worse, 47 people gave it a thumbs up.

0:03:28 > 0:03:30Aw, thanks, Isla!

0:03:32 > 0:03:35And, erm, Murdo, it IS harsh.

0:03:35 > 0:03:38And I haven't even thought of that, JadeSweetAvocado.

0:03:38 > 0:03:42Whoever did this can upload ANYTHING. That's why I have to catch them.

0:03:43 > 0:03:46- Who would do that to you?- I know, right? I'm adorable.

0:03:46 > 0:03:51- Your brother, maybe?- That's what BlueGreenFizzyStarfish said.

0:03:51 > 0:03:54"Because he hates annoying little sisters."

0:03:54 > 0:03:55Oh, I thought of that.

0:03:55 > 0:03:59But... He's got a pretty watertight alibi.

0:03:59 > 0:04:03You really think I've got time to waste on your dozy page?

0:04:03 > 0:04:06I'm in the middle of a massive mission with my guild.

0:04:06 > 0:04:07Die, half-spawns!

0:04:09 > 0:04:11We should still bring him in for questioning.

0:04:11 > 0:04:13- We could do good cop, bad cop. - I'll be bad cop.

0:04:13 > 0:04:15And Syd can be fit cop.

0:04:15 > 0:04:18How is Syd a cop if we're questioning him?

0:04:18 > 0:04:20And if anyone's fit cop, it's Zane.

0:04:20 > 0:04:23Use your brain, just ask Zane.

0:04:23 > 0:04:29I just mean objectively. But more importantly, ew!

0:04:29 > 0:04:32Syd's my brother, so, ew!

0:04:32 > 0:04:35But we ARE looking for a computer genius because whoever did this must

0:04:35 > 0:04:38have some major hacking skills to crack my password.

0:04:38 > 0:04:43- Not really, I know it.- And me. How many people did you tell?- No-one.

0:04:43 > 0:04:46Just you two. And Tuyen.

0:04:46 > 0:04:47Hi, Tuyen!

0:04:47 > 0:04:50And the dinner lady with the eyebrows.

0:04:50 > 0:04:53But that was only so she could look at my cousin's kitten photos.

0:04:53 > 0:04:56Oh, and my cousin. But that's it. Like I said, no-one.

0:04:56 > 0:04:58MESSAGE PINGS I'm completely locked out.

0:04:58 > 0:05:01I've tried to reset the password but it doesn't recognise my e-mail.

0:05:01 > 0:05:05- So, just start a new account. - Oh, I have.

0:05:05 > 0:05:09- I made a new page called The Dixi Murder!- Nice!

0:05:09 > 0:05:14- And not overdramatic at all! - My whole life is on there.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16You're all off the grid but I'm totally on it.

0:05:16 > 0:05:19I'm not giving up on my old page. BEEPING

0:05:19 > 0:05:24- Uh-oh!- What-oh? - Chloe's added a comment...

0:05:24 > 0:05:30"Ha-ha, big improvement!" And it's got 67 thumbs up.

0:05:30 > 0:05:33- She gets ALL the thumbs! - 72 just for eating toast?

0:05:33 > 0:05:38Don't you see what this means? She must be the one who haxed you.

0:05:38 > 0:05:43- Evidence feels a bit flimsy? - No, it all makes sense.

0:05:43 > 0:05:48She never comments on my page and she is a total beehive.

0:05:48 > 0:05:52Hey, it's Shari, and this is Shiny Floor Sock Slide.

0:05:54 > 0:05:58- Careful, Shari. You should really watch where you're going.- Ouch!

0:05:58 > 0:06:01I had a doorknob-shaped bruise for weeks!

0:06:01 > 0:06:05- Guess it's game over for your old account.- Why?

0:06:05 > 0:06:07Chloe's untouchable.

0:06:07 > 0:06:10Netball captain, Student Council President,

0:06:10 > 0:06:13- Prom Committee Vice-chair...- Taking her on would be social death.

0:06:13 > 0:06:16I am not afraid of Chloe.

0:06:18 > 0:06:21I'm SCARED of her but I'm not AFRAID.

0:06:21 > 0:06:23You don't have any proof it was her.

0:06:23 > 0:06:27If you come at the Queen, you'd best not mess.

0:06:27 > 0:06:29I don't really get what that means.

0:06:29 > 0:06:32It means I'll get proof but I need you to help me.

0:06:32 > 0:06:34Because I'm taking Chloe down.

0:06:37 > 0:06:40Believe me, Tuyen, scary doesn't even come close.

0:06:40 > 0:06:43And you do have a point OliveSmellyCentaur,

0:06:43 > 0:06:46it is suspicious the way Lady Akhali just showed up.

0:06:46 > 0:06:50But I don't even know her, so my prime suspect is still Chloe.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54Hey, it's Shari on the bus and I'm on my way to get Chloe to admit

0:06:54 > 0:06:58she's the one who haxed me. Chloe is basically my nemesis.

0:06:58 > 0:07:02You don't have a nemesis. You're not a magic time-travelling doctor.

0:07:02 > 0:07:04- She's really mean to me. - She's mean to everyone.

0:07:04 > 0:07:07And she's never given any of my vlogs a thumb.

0:07:07 > 0:07:10Maybe she just didn't like them.

0:07:10 > 0:07:13No, they were very good vlogs and also, she's not on the bus.

0:07:13 > 0:07:17As soon as I begin investigating. That's suspicious.

0:07:17 > 0:07:20- That's coincidence. - What are you two talking about?

0:07:20 > 0:07:24About how I'm going to tell Chloe I know she's the one who haxed me.

0:07:24 > 0:07:28- That's brave.- Particularly as you have zero evidence it was her.

0:07:28 > 0:07:30Chloe is mean to Shari.

0:07:30 > 0:07:33Remember when she posted a photo of a toilet and tagged it Shari?

0:07:33 > 0:07:36She tagged, like, 17 people in that picture.

0:07:36 > 0:07:39And that she gave you a thumbs up for accidentally writing you

0:07:39 > 0:07:43- were feeling "poositive". - Loads of people gave that a thumb.

0:07:43 > 0:07:47It was really funny. Chloe does mean stuff to everyone.

0:07:47 > 0:07:49- She doesn't do it you.- She does.

0:07:49 > 0:07:54When I accidentally called Miss Lupin "Mum", she told the whole class.

0:07:54 > 0:07:55But she couldn't write it on my Dixi

0:07:55 > 0:07:58because I've got my privacy settings locked down.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00Something to think about?

0:08:00 > 0:08:04Yeah, well, I like sharing on Dixi and I loved my old Dixi page.

0:08:04 > 0:08:07And now it's just covered in horrible photographs of me

0:08:07 > 0:08:10with moustaches and blacked-out teeth.

0:08:10 > 0:08:12I'm not letting Chloe get away with this.

0:08:12 > 0:08:15I just need to get this PROOF that you're so obsessed with.

0:08:15 > 0:08:20- You could look at her phone. - Erm, Murdo, privacy settings?

0:08:20 > 0:08:22These seats are pretty close together.

0:08:22 > 0:08:25But all I'm saying is, every site she's been on will be on her phone's browser history.

0:08:25 > 0:08:28That's the list of websites she's visited.

0:08:28 > 0:08:33Erm, I know what browser history is. That's genius. And thanks, Murdo!

0:08:33 > 0:08:37I can help you and Eve with your investigation, maybe? If you want.

0:08:37 > 0:08:39I understand what you're going through.

0:08:39 > 0:08:41The whole reason I started learning about programming

0:08:41 > 0:08:43and anti-virus software was

0:08:43 > 0:08:46because my little brother used my computer once and afterwards,

0:08:46 > 0:08:50my screen was covered with pop-ups about Pokemon and...

0:08:50 > 0:08:51And My Little Pony.

0:08:51 > 0:08:54- ZANE:- Friendship is magic!

0:08:54 > 0:08:56Come on, bruv, I've got some of them breakfast bars you like.

0:08:56 > 0:08:59They're out of date but it's "best before", not "use by".

0:09:01 > 0:09:06- Murdo fancies you.- Murdo? Please!- Don't be harsh.

0:09:06 > 0:09:09Well, better for Murdo if he doesn't because Shari blates fancies Zane.

0:09:09 > 0:09:13Erm, no, I don't and shhh, he'll hear you!

0:09:13 > 0:09:15- ZANE:- Hi, Shari. - Oh, hi, Zane...

0:09:15 > 0:09:16Do you want some atomic sours?

0:09:16 > 0:09:21- They're 2p each but for you, one and a half...- (Oh, my days!)

0:09:21 > 0:09:23- Hey, wait. Check this out.- What?

0:09:23 > 0:09:26It's the very first thing the hacker did. It says when it was posted.

0:09:26 > 0:09:294:07pm, Friday.

0:09:29 > 0:09:33Whoever it was was on Dixi at that time!

0:09:36 > 0:09:41- Are you filming me?- No, I was just checking that the screen was clean.

0:09:41 > 0:09:46- Do you love me or something?- Ha-ha! - No, Chloe. We don't love you.

0:09:46 > 0:09:50Look, we just want to know what you were doing 4:07 last Friday.

0:09:50 > 0:09:53- I was at the Prom Committee. - Did anyone see you there?

0:09:53 > 0:09:56The Prom Committee? Stalky! No more questions.

0:09:58 > 0:10:02That's that, then. We'd better let it go before you make her really angry.

0:10:02 > 0:10:05- You wouldn't like her when she's angry.- I don't like her NOW.

0:10:05 > 0:10:08- But you're right. I'm letting it go.- Good.

0:10:08 > 0:10:10Because for a moment there, I thought

0:10:10 > 0:10:14your next move would be to try Murdo's idea and steal her phone.

0:10:14 > 0:10:18You're going to steal her phone, aren't you?

0:10:18 > 0:10:20Yes. Yes, I am!

0:10:27 > 0:10:30Hi, my name's Chloe and this is my talent audition.

0:10:30 > 0:10:32SHE TAP DANCES

0:10:32 > 0:10:36Mimi, my feet! Film my feet!

0:10:36 > 0:10:39- Oh!- What's all that noise?

0:10:39 > 0:10:41Oh, Chloe, it's you. Never mind, carry on.

0:10:43 > 0:10:45It's very good, by the way.