Undercover Isla

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0:00:04 > 0:00:05Hi, it's Shari.

0:00:05 > 0:00:09So, it turns out a lot of people have had Nuspace invites -

0:00:09 > 0:00:12- me, Chloe...- Me.

0:00:12 > 0:00:14..Syd. Wait, what?!

0:00:14 > 0:00:17- Your year has it? - Zane sent me an invite -

0:00:17 > 0:00:19he's been sending them to everyone.

0:00:19 > 0:00:21- Use your brain, just ask Zane. - DING

0:00:21 > 0:00:23Zane?!

0:00:23 > 0:00:25But he can't be the Dixi killer.

0:00:25 > 0:00:29I mean, objectively, he just doesn't look like the murder-y type,

0:00:29 > 0:00:32not that looks have got anything to do with it.

0:00:32 > 0:00:37Of course, I'll check it out before I eliminate him from my enquiries.

0:00:38 > 0:00:39Hi, Shari.

0:00:41 > 0:00:44Isla, are you seeing Zane later?

0:00:44 > 0:00:46I need you to go undercover.

0:00:46 > 0:00:50There's a small, tiny chance that Zane could be the hacker.

0:00:50 > 0:00:52Zane wouldn't hack anyone.

0:00:52 > 0:00:55I don't think he would either, but I just have to be sure.

0:00:55 > 0:00:58Syd said Zane's behind all the Nuspace invites.

0:00:58 > 0:01:00Why can't you just ask him yourself?

0:01:00 > 0:01:04- Are you shy because you like him? - No!

0:01:04 > 0:01:07Even if I did - but I don't - I couldn't just go up to him

0:01:07 > 0:01:10and be like, "Oh, hey, Zane, are you going to prom with anyone?

0:01:10 > 0:01:12"Oh, and, by the way,

0:01:12 > 0:01:14"I don't suppose you ruined my Dixi page, did you?"

0:01:14 > 0:01:18- Why not?- Because I don't want him to think I suspect him.

0:01:18 > 0:01:19Isla, please.

0:01:19 > 0:01:23Just ask him. And if he didn't, then at least we'll know for sure.

0:01:23 > 0:01:25- I'll do anything.- Anything?

0:01:25 > 0:01:29- Anything.- Will you be a backing dancer in the video I'm working on?

0:01:29 > 0:01:31I made this costume especially,

0:01:31 > 0:01:33but I can't find anyone to wear it.

0:01:33 > 0:01:35I can't imagine why(!)

0:01:35 > 0:01:39Go on. If you do it, I'll do your undercover thing.

0:01:39 > 0:01:41OK, no problem.

0:01:41 > 0:01:42- Oh, thank you, thank you.- OK.

0:01:42 > 0:01:46After we've shot it, I'll put it on Dixi so everyone can see your moves.

0:01:50 > 0:01:51Yay!

0:01:51 > 0:01:53Hey, it's Shari and this is

0:01:53 > 0:01:56Waiting For Zane To Meet Isla For Band Practice.

0:01:57 > 0:01:59What is she wearing?

0:01:59 > 0:02:01No! Don't come over here!

0:02:01 > 0:02:04What are you doing under there? I thought I was the one undercover.

0:02:04 > 0:02:07- So did I.- We are all undercover.

0:02:07 > 0:02:09Me and Eve are here to film.

0:02:09 > 0:02:11Hey, get your phone out too. Go, go, go. Go.

0:02:11 > 0:02:14How do you always manage to drag me into your ridiculous dramas?

0:02:14 > 0:02:18I can't believe I'm actually hiding inside a drum kit.

0:02:18 > 0:02:20Do I need to hide inside a drum kit?

0:02:20 > 0:02:23No. No, just talk to Zane and pretend that we're not here.

0:02:25 > 0:02:28Hey, Zane, did you hear about all this hacking that's been going on?

0:02:28 > 0:02:30It's weird, isn't it?

0:02:30 > 0:02:33Hey, Zane, did you hear about all this hacking that's been going on?

0:02:33 > 0:02:34It's weird, isn't it?

0:02:34 > 0:02:37This better not all be because you just want to stare at Zane.

0:02:37 > 0:02:39No, now shush.

0:02:39 > 0:02:42- Hey, Zane.- Oh, hi, Isla. Can we start with Make Up Some Moves?

0:02:42 > 0:02:45I think that would be a good opener for the prom set.

0:02:45 > 0:02:49- Yes. But Dixi. I need to talk to you about Dixi first.- Oh, yeah.

0:02:49 > 0:02:51Did you hear about all this hacking? It's weird, isn't it?

0:02:51 > 0:02:53Who do you think did it?

0:02:53 > 0:02:55Zane, are you undercover too?

0:02:55 > 0:02:58Funny thing is, right before it happened, I was getting these

0:02:58 > 0:03:01messages from someone asking if I knew how to hack into Dixi.

0:03:01 > 0:03:04- Who were they from? - No idea. Here, look, I'll show you.

0:03:06 > 0:03:10I'm locked out. My account's been hacked.

0:03:10 > 0:03:12SHARI GASPS PIANO CHORDS

0:03:12 > 0:03:15What are you two doing? Why are you filming?

0:03:15 > 0:03:17Oh, hi, Zane.

0:03:17 > 0:03:20It's nothing. I just thought for a minute, well, a second really,

0:03:20 > 0:03:23that you might have done the hacking.

0:03:23 > 0:03:24You thought it was me?

0:03:25 > 0:03:29- Why?- Well, Syd said you were inviting everyone to Nuspace.

0:03:29 > 0:03:31Syd thought I did it too?

0:03:31 > 0:03:34Good mate(!) I was inviting people to Nuspace

0:03:34 > 0:03:37because you get a free laptop if you get ten people to join.

0:03:37 > 0:03:38Oh.

0:03:38 > 0:03:40That's a pretty good reason.

0:03:40 > 0:03:42And you knew about this too, didn't you?

0:03:42 > 0:03:45Zane, I can honestly say I don't know anything.

0:03:45 > 0:03:49- I bet you set this up for your vlog thing.- What?! No!

0:03:49 > 0:03:51I bet you even hacked yourself to put yourself in the drama.

0:03:51 > 0:03:55Of course I didn't. I'm not Mimi.

0:03:55 > 0:03:57I'm on to you, Shari. This ends here.

0:03:57 > 0:03:59And I can't believe you set me up.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01I'm out of the band.

0:04:10 > 0:04:12You call that doing it right?

0:04:12 > 0:04:14Total disaster.

0:04:14 > 0:04:15Erm, I don't know what you're on

0:04:15 > 0:04:17about, FireOpalBigGuava.

0:04:17 > 0:04:18Why does everyone

0:04:18 > 0:04:19keep saying I fancy Zane?

0:04:21 > 0:04:23Thanks, EmeraldIcicleRat.

0:04:23 > 0:04:24This is the worst day ever.

0:04:29 > 0:04:34Hey, it's Shari. Welcome to the loneliest bus ride in the world.

0:04:34 > 0:04:35Eve's not here.

0:04:35 > 0:04:39She texted saying she's not in today, which means I'm all alone.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41It's seriously harsh here.

0:04:41 > 0:04:44Even Isla's blanking me.

0:04:44 > 0:04:47She blames me for Zane leaving her band.

0:04:47 > 0:04:49Zane's not talking to me.

0:04:49 > 0:04:51He thinks I set him up for one of my videos.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53How could he seriously think I'd do that?

0:04:53 > 0:04:57I only suspected him of being the killer for, like, ten seconds.

0:04:57 > 0:05:01Anyway, Chloe found out what happened at yesterday's undercover disaster

0:05:01 > 0:05:05and told everyone that I hacked those Dixi pages just for vlog drama.

0:05:05 > 0:05:08It's gone round the whole school, so... Well, let's just say,

0:05:08 > 0:05:10if I was singing The Wheels On The Bus,

0:05:10 > 0:05:12I'd have to add a verse that goes...

0:05:12 > 0:05:14# The people on the bus say... #

0:05:14 > 0:05:17..Go away, Shari. No-one likes you.

0:05:17 > 0:05:18It's OK.

0:05:18 > 0:05:20There is a world elsewhere.

0:05:20 > 0:05:24And even in my darkest hour I still have you guys,

0:05:24 > 0:05:26unless you all think I did this too.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28But you don't, do you?

0:05:28 > 0:05:30Do you?

0:05:30 > 0:05:32Aw, poor little, Shari.

0:05:33 > 0:05:37- Hey, Chloe.- All on your own? No-one to talk to, except that camera?

0:05:37 > 0:05:39Aw, that's so sad(!)

0:05:39 > 0:05:41Imaginary camera friends.

0:05:41 > 0:05:45- Everyone needs someone. Even Mimi's got a puppy.- Yeah.

0:05:45 > 0:05:48Wait. What? No, I don't, not any more, remember?

0:05:50 > 0:05:51Hey!

0:05:51 > 0:05:55This is a special message for the people who watch Shari's videos...

0:05:55 > 0:05:59both of you. Shari was making a big drama out of - boo-hoo -

0:05:59 > 0:06:01someone making a joke on her Dixi page.

0:06:01 > 0:06:03Yeah, why all the drama, Shari?

0:06:03 > 0:06:05But now it turns out she started it all herself

0:06:05 > 0:06:08because she's an attention-seeking beg thumb.

0:06:08 > 0:06:11I didn't! If anyone did that, it was Mimi!

0:06:11 > 0:06:13You're always like,

0:06:13 > 0:06:17"Oh, look at me. It's all about me. Everybody, listen to me."

0:06:17 > 0:06:20- Are you done?- Sorry.

0:06:20 > 0:06:23So, the best thing is probably for everyone to ignore her.

0:06:23 > 0:06:26Tough love, I know. I'm only being cruel to be...

0:06:26 > 0:06:27Mean?

0:06:27 > 0:06:29I want to say kind, but that doesn't feel right.

0:06:29 > 0:06:33I've said what I've had to say, now I have to turn my back on you.

0:06:36 > 0:06:39Great(!) Well, at least this day can't get any worse.

0:06:39 > 0:06:42- Shari!- Oh, and in fact it just got better.

0:06:42 > 0:06:44I can't believe this, big brother to the rescue.

0:06:44 > 0:06:45This has never happened.

0:06:45 > 0:06:48Hey, Syd. That is so sweet of you.

0:06:48 > 0:06:50I doubt it.

0:06:50 > 0:06:54- What is?- Coming to sit with me because no-one's talking to me.

0:06:54 > 0:06:56I'm not talking to you.

0:06:56 > 0:06:57Yes, you are, obvs.

0:06:57 > 0:07:00Only to tell you you've gone way too far.

0:07:00 > 0:07:02Not you as well. Do you not have any faith in me?

0:07:02 > 0:07:06Do you really think I'd hack Dixi just to make some videos?

0:07:06 > 0:07:08I don't give a Shara Gucci about Dixi. No-one cares.

0:07:08 > 0:07:11- Well, then, what's the problem? - Because it's bigger than that now.

0:07:11 > 0:07:13It's started to affect real people.

0:07:13 > 0:07:16- I'm real.- Shut up, Shari!

0:07:16 > 0:07:20I mean it. It's not fun and games any more.

0:07:20 > 0:07:25Something's happened, something serious, and it's all your fault.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33I know, CrystalFestiveGuava.

0:07:33 > 0:07:37As sad as dropping an ice cream right after you've put the sprinkles on.

0:07:38 > 0:07:40So, what have I done now?

0:07:40 > 0:07:42See? See what's happened?

0:07:42 > 0:07:44- Not really.- My chest is empty.

0:07:44 > 0:07:47- And that's bad?- Uh, yeah, it's bad.

0:07:47 > 0:07:50I had five swords, two of them forged in the fires of Alroth,

0:07:50 > 0:07:54three crossbows with arrows dipped in dragon's blood,

0:07:54 > 0:07:56and the ruby dagger with the cobra handle.

0:07:56 > 0:07:58- Do I need to go on?- Probably not.

0:07:58 > 0:08:01Oh, and let's not forget the 12 healing potions,

0:08:01 > 0:08:03four resurrection scrolls,

0:08:03 > 0:08:06the hour glass of infinite time and a lot of coins.

0:08:06 > 0:08:10- Doubloons, trebloons...- All right! All right! And, what, it's gone?

0:08:10 > 0:08:12Yeah, it's gone, all of it.

0:08:12 > 0:08:14I've been cleaned out.

0:08:14 > 0:08:15Sorry, but how is this worse

0:08:15 > 0:08:17than what happened to me and my Dixi account?

0:08:17 > 0:08:20Dixi is just for people taking selfies and saying, "Lol."

0:08:20 > 0:08:23This is combat and strategy...

0:08:23 > 0:08:25And hand-to-eye coordination.

0:08:25 > 0:08:27Yes, you've told me, like, a million times.

0:08:27 > 0:08:31So, why don't you use some of that combat and strategy and just...

0:08:31 > 0:08:33get more of all that stuff?

0:08:33 > 0:08:37Oh, yeah(!) Right(!) Thanks. I should have thought of that(!)

0:08:37 > 0:08:40I can't just get more. Each item was earned in a life or death mission.

0:08:40 > 0:08:44People virtually die fighting for that inventory.

0:08:44 > 0:08:45Oh, do you have any idea how many times

0:08:45 > 0:08:47I had to level up to unlock all of that?

0:08:47 > 0:08:50- Three?- 82!

0:08:50 > 0:08:53Sorry, but I still don't see what any of this has got to do with me.

0:08:53 > 0:08:57You dragged me into this stupid murder investigation

0:08:57 > 0:09:00by posting stuff about me. You made me a target.

0:09:00 > 0:09:02I did?

0:09:02 > 0:09:04That's brilliant!

0:09:04 > 0:09:05I mean, horrible.

0:09:05 > 0:09:10But, if the killer struck again, we have a new crime scene and new clues.

0:09:10 > 0:09:13Was there any sign of forced entry? Did they leave behind any evidence?

0:09:13 > 0:09:16Oh, you really don't understand how any of this works, do you?

0:09:16 > 0:09:18Wait, wait, wait. What's that?

0:09:18 > 0:09:20It's just a list of people I play with online -

0:09:20 > 0:09:22some are in my guild, some are neutrals.

0:09:22 > 0:09:23And what about this one?

0:09:23 > 0:09:25Lady Akhali? She's a chaotic neutral.

0:09:25 > 0:09:27We teamed up once.

0:09:27 > 0:09:28- I've seen her on Dixi.- So?

0:09:28 > 0:09:30She's been commenting on the Dixi murders.

0:09:30 > 0:09:33I accepted her add, but I don't actually know her,

0:09:33 > 0:09:36and now she's here and your game's been hacked too.

0:09:36 > 0:09:38- It's more than a game. - Oh, all right. Whatever.

0:09:38 > 0:09:39Your lifestyle choice.

0:09:39 > 0:09:43But what if this Lady Ak-thingy is behind all of this?

0:09:43 > 0:09:45When was she last online?

0:09:45 > 0:09:48Well, she's on now and it's geotagged.

0:09:48 > 0:09:51She's at the live role-playing tournament at the Game Of Pones,

0:09:51 > 0:09:53playing as a plasma elf.

0:09:53 > 0:09:55We can catch her.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59Just stay with me.

0:09:59 > 0:10:00You'll be OK.

0:10:00 > 0:10:02They're my people.

0:10:02 > 0:10:04The live gaming terminal's over here.

0:10:04 > 0:10:06Remember, we're looking for a plasma elf.

0:10:06 > 0:10:10- And that would be?- Uh, green hair, silver armour, purple skin?

0:10:10 > 0:10:12SHARI GASPS There!

0:10:12 > 0:10:13Got you!

0:10:13 > 0:10:15Chloe!

0:10:19 > 0:10:22# Whoa

0:10:22 > 0:10:24# Kids at the bus stop Make up some moves

0:10:24 > 0:10:26# Kids in assembly Make up some moves

0:10:26 > 0:10:28# Kids in detention Make up some moves

0:10:28 > 0:10:30# Come on Mrs Dodson Make up some moves

0:10:30 > 0:10:32# Everybody Make up some moves

0:10:32 > 0:10:35# Everybody Make up some moves

0:10:35 > 0:10:37# Everybody Make up some moves

0:10:37 > 0:10:39# Everybody Make up some moves

0:10:39 > 0:10:43# There are no bad moves There are no sad moves

0:10:43 > 0:10:45# Long as you have moves

0:10:45 > 0:10:47# Then there's a spot right here for you

0:10:47 > 0:10:51# There are no bad moves There are no sad moves

0:10:51 > 0:10:57# There's only fab moves Raw moves your moves. #