0:00:03 > 0:00:05Hey, it's Shari!
0:00:05 > 0:00:10And...I'm still in shock from seeing Chloe in full plasma elf make-up
0:00:10 > 0:00:14at that role-play thing after Syd's magic beans or whatever got stolen.
0:00:14 > 0:00:18So, Chloe's back to being the number-one suspect,
0:00:18 > 0:00:22which, by the way, I totally called the minute my Dixi got hacked,
0:00:22 > 0:00:26but she ran off like Harry Styles was outside looking for a prom date,
0:00:26 > 0:00:28and since then, no-one's seen her.
0:00:28 > 0:00:30Well, someone probably has,
0:00:30 > 0:00:33but there have been no new posts from the Lady Akhali account,
0:00:33 > 0:00:37and ever since Friday, Chloe's been all 404.
0:00:38 > 0:00:42I did make this incident page thing, which is pretty cool.
0:00:42 > 0:00:44I need to bring in more people for questioning,
0:00:44 > 0:00:46cos I can't see how this all fits together.
0:00:46 > 0:00:48So, Chloe might have hacked Syd's game,
0:00:48 > 0:00:51but she's also followed everywhere by Me Too Mimi,
0:00:51 > 0:00:54who said she got hacked, till it turned out she did it herself,
0:00:54 > 0:00:57but she just wanted a New Space invitation from Zane,
0:00:57 > 0:00:59but then he's got hacked too, so it can't have been him,
0:00:59 > 0:01:01which I never thought it was anyway.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04Are those the eyes of a hacker?
0:01:05 > 0:01:08Not that he had any problem thinking I'd get it just for vlog lols.
0:01:08 > 0:01:09Not that I care what he thinks.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12The point is now no-one's speaking to me.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14DIAL TONE Oh, except Eve.
0:01:14 > 0:01:15Eve!
0:01:15 > 0:01:16Where have you been?
0:01:16 > 0:01:17I've been texting you all weekend.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20Yeah, I just got all 89 of them.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22My phone died while I was at my dad's.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25- Well, that's no excuse. I was worried.- Sorry.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27I forgot that in your world, anyone who doesn't
0:01:27 > 0:01:29post where they are 12 times a day
0:01:29 > 0:01:31has obviously been kidnapped by aliens.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33- Good one. - Yeah, I liked it.
0:01:33 > 0:01:34So, what's up?
0:01:34 > 0:01:36I've been following a new lead.
0:01:36 > 0:01:39Chloe's...a secret gamer!
0:01:39 > 0:01:41No...M...D.
0:01:41 > 0:01:42I know!
0:01:42 > 0:01:45So, I'm going to dig deeper and message Murdo.
0:01:45 > 0:01:46What? Why?
0:01:46 > 0:01:49Well, cos Syd won't help me and he still blames me
0:01:49 > 0:01:50for his pretend swords being attacked.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53No, I mean, why are you messaging Murdo?
0:01:53 > 0:01:54Oh, because he's all techy.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56He's got all the stuff on his page about
0:01:56 > 0:01:58building computers and installing software.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01The whole reason I started learning about programming and antivirus
0:02:01 > 0:02:04software was because my little brother used my computer once.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Feels like a bit of a stretch.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09All right, Sarah Jane, what's your idea?
0:02:09 > 0:02:11Give up. Forget about it.
0:02:11 > 0:02:12Move on with your life.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15My life is on my Dixi page,
0:02:15 > 0:02:16so not an option.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19- I'm messaging Murdo. - OK, whatever.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21But make sure he knows it's about Dixi
0:02:21 > 0:02:23otherwise he'll think it's a date.
0:02:23 > 0:02:24It's not a date.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26Of course not, but he might think it is,
0:02:26 > 0:02:28so best just make it clear.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30Why would he think it was a date?
0:02:30 > 0:02:32I don't know, cos he's a boy and boys are stupid
0:02:32 > 0:02:34and there's an even more stupid prom next week,
0:02:34 > 0:02:36and I know he's not going with anyone.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38Wait, do you want him to think it's a date?
0:02:38 > 0:02:39No!
0:02:39 > 0:02:41I thought you liked Zane.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44Don't know where you're getting that from!
0:02:44 > 0:02:45Anyway, it doesn't matter,
0:02:45 > 0:02:47cos Zane's not even talking to me, cos he thinks
0:02:47 > 0:02:49I'm some hidden camera drama queen.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51Look, all I've said to Murdo is,
0:02:51 > 0:02:54"Hey, do you want to meet at the cafe after school?
0:02:54 > 0:02:56"I need to ask you something."
0:02:56 > 0:02:58That doesn't sound anything like a date.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01Sounds a little bit like a date.
0:03:01 > 0:03:02No, it doesn't.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04Oh, he's already replied.
0:03:04 > 0:03:05What does he say?
0:03:05 > 0:03:08"Cool, see you there."
0:03:08 > 0:03:09"It's a date."
0:03:13 > 0:03:15You're right, ApatiteLazyDog,
0:03:15 > 0:03:19now I have two people who don't like me for the price of one.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22Well, I'm about to dig deeper and question Murdo.
0:03:23 > 0:03:24Hey, it's Shari.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26I'm at the cafe, and Murdo will be here any minute.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28Not for a date. It's not a date!
0:03:28 > 0:03:30I'll let him down gently and then ask him
0:03:30 > 0:03:33what he knows about what Chloe hacking Syd's game.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35- Hey, Shari.- Hey, Murdo.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38This isn't part of that thing Zane was talking about, is it?
0:03:38 > 0:03:41About you setting people up for some Dixi vlog prank?
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Zane has got completely the wrong idea.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45I just need to ask you something, but I couldn't do it at school.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47That's OK. I think I know what this is about.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Great.
0:03:49 > 0:03:50- It's about the prom, isn't it?- What?
0:03:50 > 0:03:52You wanted to ask me to go to the prom with you?
0:03:52 > 0:03:54No. Why would you think that?
0:03:54 > 0:03:56Cos in Citizenship,
0:03:56 > 0:03:58you said how it was sexist that boys have to ask out girls.
0:03:58 > 0:04:02Well, that is true, but no offence, why would I ask you to the prom?
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Cos you said it was something you couldn't ask me in school,
0:04:04 > 0:04:06- and you're acting all awkward. - Er, I am now,
0:04:06 > 0:04:09but just to be clear, I'm not asking you to the prom,
0:04:09 > 0:04:12- and this is not a date.- Oh, good.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14I was worried you'd got the wrong idea.
0:04:14 > 0:04:18- I don't have the wrong idea. You have the wrong idea.- No, I don't.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21When I asked you to meet me, you said, "It's a date."
0:04:21 > 0:04:23That's just an expression.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26Thank you. You know, that's what I said, but then Eve was all like,
0:04:26 > 0:04:27"Ohh, he thinks it's a date."
0:04:27 > 0:04:29- Wait, what's this got to do with Eve?- Nothing.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32- It's about Chloe.- Does Chloe want to ask me to the prom?
0:04:32 > 0:04:35No-one wants you ask you to the prom!
0:04:35 > 0:04:38How are we doing over here? Aw, you're all shy cos you're on a date?
0:04:38 > 0:04:40BOTH: It's not a date!
0:04:40 > 0:04:41I'll just give you a minute.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44I found out that Chloe's a gamer.
0:04:44 > 0:04:48- Lady Akhali, yeah, she's wicked. Top plasma elf.- Right.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50Wait, how do you know? I thought this was like a massive secret.
0:04:50 > 0:04:51Tell me about it.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54I installed a new graphics card in her laptop, but she said that
0:04:54 > 0:04:58if I told anyone about her gaming, she'd seriously damage my HP.
0:04:58 > 0:04:59See, it's all coming together.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01You know all the hacking that's been happening?
0:05:01 > 0:05:04Someone also hacked my brother's game. If that was Chloe...
0:05:04 > 0:05:06Nah, but it wasn't. That was Zane.
0:05:06 > 0:05:10He was annoyed at Syd, because, well, because of you, really,
0:05:10 > 0:05:13but he was just trolling him. He's given the stuff back now.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15- How do you know? - I sit behind him in Geography.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Your brother was all, "Give me my sword back!"
0:05:17 > 0:05:19And Zane was all like, "You mad, bro?"
0:05:19 > 0:05:22and they went on like that for ages, but now they're cool.
0:05:22 > 0:05:23Anyway...
0:05:23 > 0:05:28Speaking of swords, I've got to go. My fencing class starts in a bit.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31But good luck with your...
0:05:31 > 0:05:32Whatever this is.
0:05:35 > 0:05:36Hi, Eve!
0:05:39 > 0:05:42You know, he is obsessed with thinking people
0:05:42 > 0:05:43want to ask him to the prom.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46You know he actually tried to make out like I wanted to?
0:05:46 > 0:05:49Even though it's obvious he's the one that's desperate for a date.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51- I didn't think he was that into it. - He was.
0:05:53 > 0:05:58But it sounds like your Chloe gaming idea is a dead end,
0:05:58 > 0:06:04unless Murdo did it as part of some plot to get you to ask him to prom.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06OMD, that's it!
0:06:06 > 0:06:08First me, then Chloe,
0:06:08 > 0:06:11and he mentioned us both wanting to go to the prom with him.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14- I was joking. - No, it all fits, you know?
0:06:14 > 0:06:17Like when boys pull your hair in primary school?
0:06:17 > 0:06:20They show you they like you by being mean.
0:06:20 > 0:06:21But I've got an idea.
0:06:21 > 0:06:25We are going to fight fire...with fire!
0:06:25 > 0:06:28Shari, I don't think you should do anything involving fire.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30It's time to go nuclear!
0:06:30 > 0:06:34- We are going to hit him...- Shari! - ..on his page!
0:06:35 > 0:06:36Oh...
0:06:40 > 0:06:44That's right, OrangeChattyApricot it's all starting to fit.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46Er, and sorry, IndigoSnowyGirl,
0:06:46 > 0:06:49but I think I'd know if my bestie fancied someone.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51And especially my prime suspect.
0:06:51 > 0:06:57- Hey, it's Shari, and I was totally right. It was Murdo all along.- What?
0:06:57 > 0:07:00- What's he said?- Nothing. Nada.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02And I posted all over his Dixi page last night,
0:07:02 > 0:07:06and he hasn't even denied it. He still hasn't posted anything.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08- Check your phone. - That doesn't mean he's guilty.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10He probably just hasn't checked Dixi yet.
0:07:10 > 0:07:14Some of us aren't obsessively on there 24-7.
0:07:14 > 0:07:19OK, then let me present to you Exhibit D. Look around, Eve.
0:07:19 > 0:07:23No, Murdo. He knows he's been found out, and he's lying low.
0:07:23 > 0:07:24Why else wouldn't he be here?
0:07:24 > 0:07:28"Go hang under a bridge with the other trolls." And this bit.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31And I can't believe you said that. Shari, this is a bit full-on.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34Yeah, cos it has to be. He'll only crack under pressure,
0:07:34 > 0:07:35and the sooner he owns up,
0:07:35 > 0:07:38the sooner everyone will see that I'm innocent,
0:07:38 > 0:07:40and I can stop being a complete social leper.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Don't forget, you're the only person on this bus who's
0:07:42 > 0:07:44still actually speaking to me.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46- It's not that bad.- Oh, really? SHARI CLEARS THROAT
0:07:46 > 0:07:47Hey, Zane!
0:07:48 > 0:07:51So, Zane's still a little bit mad.
0:07:51 > 0:07:52Hi, Isla.
0:07:53 > 0:07:57- Eve, can you tell Shari I'm not speaking to her?- OK, yes, fine.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59Isla isn't talking to you either.
0:07:59 > 0:08:02And tell her that her weird Dixi obsession almost broke
0:08:02 > 0:08:04the bond of our band.
0:08:04 > 0:08:08Oh, Eve, can you tell her too that music is my life, so I can't have...
0:08:08 > 0:08:10Isla, she's right there!
0:08:10 > 0:08:12Yeah, but I'm not speaking to her!
0:08:12 > 0:08:13Can't you take a message?
0:08:13 > 0:08:18Isla, I'm so sorry I broke the band bond or whatever,
0:08:18 > 0:08:19but I'm innocent, and I can prove it.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21Zane got that message about hacker stuff,
0:08:21 > 0:08:24and Murdo is a total geek with computers.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27He like builds them and everything. It was totally him.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29Not speaking means not listening, Shari!
0:08:29 > 0:08:33Look, I know she's bonkers, and completely obsessed with Dixi
0:08:33 > 0:08:37- and she does that weird owl thing with her face sometimes...- Hey!
0:08:37 > 0:08:41..but...that's why we love her, right? Right?
0:08:41 > 0:08:43Er, by the way, Shari, I just wanted to say that
0:08:43 > 0:08:45I'm not talking to you either.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Oh, right, yeah, OK, I'll try to survive.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50Hey, is that a Lady Akhali badge?
0:08:50 > 0:08:53From Syd's Orcs and Dorks game?
0:08:53 > 0:08:55Mimi, since when have you been into gaming?
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Since forever. I love gaming.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00I've always been a massive plastic elf like Chloe,
0:09:00 > 0:09:02but I didn't want to say anything until she updated her profile.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Listen up, noobs.
0:09:04 > 0:09:08Today we fight, not for XP, not for gold, but for honour.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10Eve, do you want a badge too?
0:09:10 > 0:09:13Or...or I've got key rings on special offer? Beat the lunchtime rush?
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Oh, I'll buy one!
0:09:16 > 0:09:20Yeah... I reserve the right to refuse service to certain customers.
0:09:21 > 0:09:26He hates me. Why, why did I have to suspect the only cute guy in school?
0:09:26 > 0:09:29- He's not the only cute guy. - You know, this is so typical.
0:09:29 > 0:09:32If anyone else came out as a secret gamer, they would
0:09:32 > 0:09:34get sent straight to Loserville.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37"Do not pass go. Do not collect £200."
0:09:37 > 0:09:40Chloe does it, and everyone's falling over themselves to buy gnome hats,
0:09:40 > 0:09:44but I try to bring down a ruthless cyber killer,
0:09:44 > 0:09:47risking everything for truth and justice, and I get social death!
0:09:47 > 0:09:51She actually made elves cool. It's like black magic.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54I need to clear my name. Has Murdo updated yet?
0:09:55 > 0:09:57Oh, no!
0:09:57 > 0:10:00What if this is all part of his strategy to take me to prom?
0:10:00 > 0:10:05Maybe he thinks we're flirting. Maybe I should write something meaner.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08I'm pretty sure this is not romantic.
0:10:08 > 0:10:12- He's just flagged your posts as abusive.- Abusive? Aha!
0:10:12 > 0:10:16- I don't see how this is a good thing.- No, this is perfect.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18This means he's running scared.
0:10:18 > 0:10:19We've got him.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21He must be at registration.
0:10:22 > 0:10:27- Oh, look, Murdo!- Isn't that his dad? - He's handing himself in, I knew it!
0:10:27 > 0:10:29Shari Doyle!
0:10:29 > 0:10:31Both of you, my office now!
0:10:31 > 0:10:32And I'll take that.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Listen up, noobs.
0:10:40 > 0:10:44Today we fight, not for XP, not for gold, but for honour.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47Come at me if you dare. Lady Akhali will greet you with sword and steel.
0:10:47 > 0:10:51When the elf blood rises, all others will bow down before us.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53SOUNDS OF BATTLE