Good Cop, Bad Cop, Weird Cop

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0:00:03 > 0:00:05Hey, it's Shari.

0:00:05 > 0:00:08So, Mimi confessed to Miss Johnson that she's the Dixi Killer.

0:00:08 > 0:00:11And everyone's like, "Case closed", but I messaged her for the password

0:00:11 > 0:00:13to my hacked account,

0:00:13 > 0:00:16and she still hasn't replied, so I'm still locked out.

0:00:16 > 0:00:19And getting my account back was the whole point of this murder hunt.

0:00:19 > 0:00:21And Mimi's lied before, remember, when she said she got haxed,

0:00:21 > 0:00:23so what if she's lying now too?

0:00:23 > 0:00:26Then the real hacker might still be out there.

0:00:27 > 0:00:30But I've got a plan. Good cop, bad cop.

0:00:30 > 0:00:34- I'm only helping if I'm bad cop. - Always with the bad cop, Eve!

0:00:34 > 0:00:38- Ooo, that sounds fun. Can I join in?- It's not fun, Isla.

0:00:38 > 0:00:39We are interrogating.

0:00:39 > 0:00:41OK. Can I interrogate?

0:00:42 > 0:00:44You can intimidate the witness.

0:00:44 > 0:00:48- What do you mean?- You know, like, do stuff to throw her off. OK.

0:00:50 > 0:00:52SHAKES RATTLE

0:00:52 > 0:00:54OK, you take the camera and film.

0:01:01 > 0:01:03- Hi, Shari. - RATTLING

0:01:03 > 0:01:06- Isla, what are you doing? - I'm intimidating you.

0:01:06 > 0:01:09- I'm the bad cop. - No, no, Eve's the bad cop.

0:01:09 > 0:01:11Oh, OK.

0:01:11 > 0:01:12I'm the intimidating cop.

0:01:12 > 0:01:14Hey, Meem.

0:01:14 > 0:01:19So, all this hacking? Can't have been easy to confess?

0:01:19 > 0:01:20- Brave of you. - Woooo!

0:01:22 > 0:01:23Thanks.

0:01:25 > 0:01:28Right, what's going on? Why are you being so nice about it, Shari?

0:01:28 > 0:01:32- I'm not being nice, I'm being GOOD... - Oh.

0:01:33 > 0:01:36I think it all seems a bit suspicious actually, Meem.

0:01:37 > 0:01:42- What seems suspicious? - It's just really suspicious.

0:01:42 > 0:01:44Suspicious!

0:01:44 > 0:01:46OK, Isla, you can stop being the intimidating cop now.

0:01:46 > 0:01:49Good. That was very stressful.

0:01:49 > 0:01:52Why didn't you reply when I asked for my account password last night?

0:01:52 > 0:01:53I was busy.

0:01:53 > 0:01:54Prom committee stuff.

0:01:54 > 0:01:57That's true, actually, Shari. Her mum's got her doing loads.

0:01:57 > 0:02:00Mimi even ran the meeting on Tuesday when Lana couldn't make it herself.

0:02:00 > 0:02:03OK, Isla, you're not supposed to be supportive cop(!)

0:02:03 > 0:02:04Wait...

0:02:04 > 0:02:08- ..you were at the prom committee on Tuesday evening?- Yeah.

0:02:08 > 0:02:11So you were at school when the posters were being put up.

0:02:11 > 0:02:13Is she good cop or bad cop now?

0:02:13 > 0:02:14I think she's probably both.

0:02:14 > 0:02:16You don't have the passwords, do you?

0:02:16 > 0:02:19Because you're not the hacker. You're making it up again!

0:02:19 > 0:02:20All right, OK, fine.

0:02:20 > 0:02:22I lied, I'm sorry.

0:02:22 > 0:02:25I...I wanted the attention, as usual.

0:02:25 > 0:02:29I'm just a stupid, silly, attention seeking liar.

0:02:29 > 0:02:30Can I go now?

0:02:31 > 0:02:32Just leave me alone!

0:02:34 > 0:02:37Do you think she's OK? Should we...?

0:02:37 > 0:02:40The best thing we can do for her is tell Miss Johnson the truth.

0:02:42 > 0:02:44- She's not here.- Well, let's go in and wait for her.

0:02:52 > 0:02:54- Shari, look. - GASPS

0:02:54 > 0:02:57Woman's Budgie Lives To 25. Wow!

0:02:57 > 0:03:00No, this. School budget cuts.

0:03:00 > 0:03:03Drew Fletcher Academy today announced massive cuts to

0:03:03 > 0:03:04teachers' jobs.

0:03:04 > 0:03:09All non-essential roles, such as online safety officer, will be axed.

0:03:09 > 0:03:13But if someone from the school is hacking the Dixi pages,

0:03:13 > 0:03:16they can't get rid of the online safety officer.

0:03:16 > 0:03:18HUGE GASP

0:03:18 > 0:03:22So the person who's got the most to gain from all this hacking is

0:03:22 > 0:03:23Miss Johnson!

0:03:28 > 0:03:33'Yeah, LavenderWhirlingBear, I do feel kind of bad for Mimi.

0:03:33 > 0:03:36'But that's why we need to uncover the truth.

0:03:36 > 0:03:40'And that's me, GarnetQuirkyDove. I'm always outside the box.'

0:03:41 > 0:03:47Hey, it's Shari, and we have a new prime suspect, Miss Johnson.

0:03:47 > 0:03:49Turns out, school's got no money even

0:03:49 > 0:03:52though I spend about a zillion pounds a year in the vending machine.

0:03:52 > 0:03:54I mean, how much can whiteboards even cost?

0:03:54 > 0:03:57Anyway, they're getting rid of teachers' extra jobs,

0:03:57 > 0:04:00like Miss Johnson's as online security officer.

0:04:00 > 0:04:02So, new theory...

0:04:02 > 0:04:04Miss Johnson haxed us all

0:04:04 > 0:04:08to show people how important online security is.

0:04:08 > 0:04:11Which it is. I definitely get that point now.

0:04:11 > 0:04:13DIAL TONE Plus...

0:04:13 > 0:04:14Hey, Shari.

0:04:14 > 0:04:15Eve has some new evidence.

0:04:15 > 0:04:20I do, but I also have some news you might be interested in.

0:04:20 > 0:04:23Zane is back in Isla's band because, after the whole dog thing,

0:04:23 > 0:04:25he knows none of us were trying to set him up.

0:04:25 > 0:04:27Well, that's great.

0:04:27 > 0:04:30So maybe he doesn't totally hate me any more either.

0:04:30 > 0:04:32I wonder if he's got a date to the prom?

0:04:32 > 0:04:34He probably has, right?

0:04:34 > 0:04:37I don't know. My mind reading's been a bit off lately(!)

0:04:37 > 0:04:39- Good one.- I try(!) - Maybe I could...no!

0:04:41 > 0:04:44- We'll talk about this later. Dixi's more important.- OK, fine.

0:04:44 > 0:04:47All the hacker's posts have too many Ls in the words.

0:04:47 > 0:04:52- Either he can't spell, or...- They're using a keyboard with a broken key?

0:04:52 > 0:04:54BOTH: The computer room!

0:04:54 > 0:04:58There are 12 computers in our school computer room.

0:04:58 > 0:05:01Computer number six has a sticky L key.

0:05:01 > 0:05:04You get like a million Ls a word every time you try to type.

0:05:04 > 0:05:06It's so annoying.

0:05:06 > 0:05:09The killer must have struck here.

0:05:09 > 0:05:12Miss Johnson, in the computer room, with computer six.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16It's going to be tricky to prove.

0:05:16 > 0:05:20The computer room is opened with a code which only the staff know.

0:05:20 > 0:05:22So, this is where I've got to,

0:05:22 > 0:05:26I need to get into the computer room, check the computer log, and see

0:05:26 > 0:05:29if Miss Johnson was signed in when the hacking happened.

0:05:29 > 0:05:32So I need someone who can get the computer room code.

0:05:32 > 0:05:35Someone who has the teachers and caretakers

0:05:35 > 0:05:37wrapped totally around their little finger.

0:05:37 > 0:05:42Someone with the face of an angel, and the mind of a master criminal.

0:05:42 > 0:05:47Some younger viewers may find what they are about to see disturbing.

0:05:49 > 0:05:50SLURPING

0:05:51 > 0:05:52You're out of juice.

0:05:58 > 0:06:00I hear you, AmberActingHoneyBee,

0:06:00 > 0:06:02but desperate times,

0:06:02 > 0:06:05call for desperate measures.

0:06:05 > 0:06:09Hey, it's Shari, and this is sneaking into the computer room before school.

0:06:09 > 0:06:13- Oo, did you get the code?- Yep. - What's her cover story?

0:06:13 > 0:06:16Working on the school magazine? Research for some homework?

0:06:16 > 0:06:19Um, I just told Miss Johnson I needed it.

0:06:19 > 0:06:22Wow, the teachers really love you.

0:06:22 > 0:06:24Um, wouldn't it be easier to just give us the code?

0:06:24 > 0:06:28Maybe, but knowledge is power, that's how school works.

0:06:30 > 0:06:34She's right. Knowledge IS power. That's what I always say.

0:06:34 > 0:06:37Yeah, but you've got to admit, it sounds way cooler when she says it.

0:06:38 > 0:06:41OK, computer six, the one with the sticky LOL key.

0:06:41 > 0:06:43How are you going to prove that Miss Johnson's haxed us?

0:06:43 > 0:06:46We look to see if she was signed on to this computer

0:06:46 > 0:06:47at the time of the murder.

0:06:47 > 0:06:50- And how are you going to do that? - Um...

0:06:50 > 0:06:52Eve?

0:06:52 > 0:06:54I don't know. When did I become tech support?

0:06:54 > 0:06:57We'd need her school account password.

0:06:57 > 0:06:59No, we don't. She left herself logged in. Noob!

0:07:01 > 0:07:05Check her internet history, and see if she was on Dixi two Fridays ago.

0:07:05 > 0:07:09- She watches a lot of cat videos. - Who doesn't?

0:07:09 > 0:07:11Wait, what's that?

0:07:11 > 0:07:13It's not Dixi, it's an auction site.

0:07:13 > 0:07:16I know, I just want to see what she's bidding on.

0:07:16 > 0:07:18A vintage jacket. It's quite cool...

0:07:18 > 0:07:21..for a teacher. I might outbid her.

0:07:21 > 0:07:23That's cold.

0:07:23 > 0:07:24Yeah, I know.

0:07:24 > 0:07:27I don't understand. There's no Dixi on her history at all.

0:07:27 > 0:07:31Not on the day of the murder, not before, not after, not ever!

0:07:31 > 0:07:34I'm bored of this now. So, I'm out.

0:07:34 > 0:07:35Well, thanks for getting us in.

0:07:35 > 0:07:38Whatevs, just remember our deal. You owe me.

0:07:38 > 0:07:40I want that video done this weekend.

0:07:40 > 0:07:43Oh, we don't have to dress up as plasma elves though, do we?

0:07:43 > 0:07:45Not saying that I won't(!)

0:07:45 > 0:07:49- Are you sure it was this computer. - As sure as we can be.

0:07:49 > 0:07:50Then somebody saw who did it.

0:07:51 > 0:07:53Who? How do you know?

0:07:54 > 0:07:57CCTV!

0:07:57 > 0:08:00The camera feed is on the network, but...

0:08:00 > 0:08:03..I can't get it through Miss Johnson's account.

0:08:03 > 0:08:04We need an admin password.

0:08:04 > 0:08:08Na-ah, I'm not doing anything that can be traced back to me.

0:08:09 > 0:08:11It's OK.

0:08:11 > 0:08:17- I have an idea.- You think you can get an admin password(?)- Not exactly.

0:08:17 > 0:08:19But I know someone who can.

0:08:19 > 0:08:21It's Zane, isn't it?

0:08:21 > 0:08:22Ah, ha!

0:08:23 > 0:08:26- So, are you sure he's coming?- Yeah, but don't wind him up again.

0:08:26 > 0:08:28I didn't wind him up.

0:08:28 > 0:08:29You did a little bit wind him up.

0:08:29 > 0:08:32That was just a misunderstanding.

0:08:32 > 0:08:34I still don't understand. Not really.

0:08:34 > 0:08:38- We're looking at the CCTV footage... - I didn't say I want to understand,

0:08:38 > 0:08:40just don't make Zane quit the band again.

0:08:40 > 0:08:42- It was hard enough to get him to play at the prom.- Why?

0:08:42 > 0:08:44He says no-one wants a date with someone who's going to

0:08:44 > 0:08:47be on stage the whole time.

0:08:47 > 0:08:48No undercover filming this time?

0:08:48 > 0:08:52LAUGHS NERVOUSLY That was just a misunderstanding.

0:08:52 > 0:08:55Isla says you need a camera. This one's state of the art.

0:08:55 > 0:08:59No, no, I don't need a camera, it's about the CCTV.

0:09:01 > 0:09:03CCTV is a kind of camera.

0:09:03 > 0:09:06Shari needs an admin password to see the footage.

0:09:06 > 0:09:08Tricky item. It'll cost you.

0:09:08 > 0:09:12There's just a lot of surveillance, negotiations, expenses, bribes...

0:09:12 > 0:09:14Oh, I don't really have any money on me,

0:09:14 > 0:09:16but you'd be doing me a massive favour.

0:09:16 > 0:09:18- Is that how you normally do your shopping?- No...

0:09:18 > 0:09:21I'd like to buy this, thanks. That'll be £10. Oh, no, I don't

0:09:21 > 0:09:24have any actual money but, you'd be doing me a massive favour(!)

0:09:24 > 0:09:26Do you take thank you cards?

0:09:26 > 0:09:28- Come back when you've got the cash. - Wait!

0:09:28 > 0:09:31- How about a trade?- Keep talking.

0:09:31 > 0:09:36- Erm...- Neither of you have dates for the prom.- Isla!

0:09:36 > 0:09:37No, that, that could work.

0:09:41 > 0:09:44OK, so once I type in the password there's no backing out.

0:09:44 > 0:09:47So, I get a date to prom, and you're buying all the drinks and snacks.

0:09:47 > 0:09:49Yeah, I said it's a deal.

0:09:51 > 0:09:54OK. There's the CCTV files. What day do you want?

0:09:54 > 0:09:57Er, two weeks ago today, Friday.

0:09:57 > 0:10:00OK. Ah, you're out of luck. That's already been erased.

0:10:00 > 0:10:02Ah, the killer has struck again!

0:10:02 > 0:10:05No. They only keep a week's worth at a time.

0:10:05 > 0:10:06Aaaargh!

0:10:06 > 0:10:09- But a deal's a deal, right? - Yeah, yeah, I guess.

0:10:13 > 0:10:17Hey. Look at this. There's still thumbnails in the index folder.

0:10:18 > 0:10:22There's a frame from everyday used as a cover photo for each file.

0:10:22 > 0:10:25It's not exactly the right time, but it's the right day.

0:10:26 > 0:10:28Oh, it's too blurry. Can you enhance it?

0:10:28 > 0:10:31What is this, CSI Dixi?

0:10:31 > 0:10:33All right, then, make it bigger.

0:10:33 > 0:10:34OK.

0:10:36 > 0:10:37THEY GASP

0:10:37 > 0:10:38No, it can't be!

0:10:38 > 0:10:39But it is.

0:10:39 > 0:10:42It's Zane!

0:10:48 > 0:10:50Do you need a new pencil case?

0:10:50 > 0:10:51An unlimited pass to Laser Maze?

0:10:51 > 0:10:54Passwords to your teachers' e-mail accounts?

0:10:54 > 0:10:56Just ask Zane. I can get you anything.

0:10:57 > 0:11:01Zane, I need a pair of shin pads, a pack of 2B pencils

0:11:01 > 0:11:03and a permission slip for the school trip.

0:11:03 > 0:11:05I'm on it.

0:11:05 > 0:11:07Seriously, use your brain, just ask Zane.