Paranormal Hacktivity

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0:00:04 > 0:00:06Hey, guys, so, new twist.

0:00:06 > 0:00:09Eve found this creepy doll in her locker.

0:00:09 > 0:00:12Someone's trying to make her believe that the ghost of Alice

0:00:12 > 0:00:13is coming after her.

0:00:13 > 0:00:15And who do we think put this there?

0:00:15 > 0:00:17- Kat.- Creepy Kat.

0:00:17 > 0:00:20Don't call her that, it's not what you think.

0:00:20 > 0:00:22Well, we'll find out at field trip orientation,

0:00:22 > 0:00:25cos Eve is going to ask her all about it.

0:00:25 > 0:00:28We can't have this curse thing hanging over us in the wild woods.

0:00:28 > 0:00:31Right, everyone, in you come.

0:00:32 > 0:00:34I'm sure the doll was just a joke.

0:00:34 > 0:00:38You and Kat are never going to be friends if you keep picking on her.

0:00:38 > 0:00:42I'm not picking on her, I'm investigating on her.

0:00:42 > 0:00:45And if creepy Kat doesn't like being investigated, well, maybe,

0:00:45 > 0:00:47she should try being a little less creepy.

0:00:47 > 0:00:49I like being creepy.

0:00:49 > 0:00:51Wow. She has improbably good hearing.

0:00:51 > 0:00:54Kat, explain why you put the doll in my locker.

0:00:54 > 0:00:56- Because she's behind the curse. - Mimi, stop!

0:00:56 > 0:00:58I didn't put that doll in your locker,

0:00:58 > 0:01:01but someone put exactly the same doll in my locker, too.

0:01:01 > 0:01:04- OMD.- And it is to do with the Alice curse, cos, look,

0:01:04 > 0:01:07the doll has a bow on, just like in the Alice photo.

0:01:07 > 0:01:08OM-double-D, it does.

0:01:08 > 0:01:11- But if you didn't do it, then who did?- Alice.

0:01:11 > 0:01:13There is no Alice.

0:01:13 > 0:01:15Who put the doll in your locker, then - fairies?

0:01:15 > 0:01:18There's no such things as fairies, Eve. Not in England.

0:01:18 > 0:01:21Right, let's get this show on the road, shall we?

0:01:21 > 0:01:23LAUGHTER

0:01:23 > 0:01:27That's Mr Jones, my cat. Could I have a volunteer to help me?

0:01:28 > 0:01:32Now, I know, in spite of the wonders of nature

0:01:32 > 0:01:36we'll see during the next two weeks, at the Palma Nature Reserve,

0:01:36 > 0:01:39for some reason, you're most excited about the end of trip party.

0:01:39 > 0:01:43Well, since Eve Campbell got the highest marks last week,

0:01:43 > 0:01:45she got to choose the theme for the disco.

0:01:45 > 0:01:49And I can tell you that she has picked, "Scary movie."

0:01:49 > 0:01:51The cyber ghost thing wasn't scary enough for you?

0:01:51 > 0:01:54Mimi Hastings, did I ask for a running commentary?

0:01:54 > 0:01:57Sorry, Mr Cunningham, but this is all part of a field trip vlog

0:01:57 > 0:01:59I'm going to do while we're away.

0:01:59 > 0:02:01That's very kind of you, Mimi,

0:02:01 > 0:02:05but Lewis has already offered to do the v-logging.

0:02:05 > 0:02:07- All fixed now, Mr C. - Thank you, Lewis.

0:02:07 > 0:02:10Sorry, Mims, I guess that Mr C felt that this project

0:02:10 > 0:02:12needed someone who could do a little bit more than

0:02:12 > 0:02:14compare the latest hair scrunchies.

0:02:14 > 0:02:17Urgh! Like you'd know anything about scrunchies.

0:02:17 > 0:02:19Now, I know you kids,

0:02:19 > 0:02:23you love your Dixi face pages, your momes, social mediums.

0:02:23 > 0:02:25Well, I have made a Dixi page for the trip,

0:02:25 > 0:02:29where you can post all your emoticons and cinema films.

0:02:29 > 0:02:32- Pretty groovy, eh? - CREEPY MUSIC PLAYS

0:02:32 > 0:02:35Where's that music coming from?

0:02:35 > 0:02:37- Argh! - THEY GASP

0:02:41 > 0:02:45I have no idea how Alice got there, ApricotLightningHyena.

0:02:45 > 0:02:48Scariest pop-up ever.

0:02:48 > 0:02:51Oh, a new friend request from Damien. Who's Damien?

0:02:51 > 0:02:53Must be a fan of my vlogs.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57Oh, excellent point, IndigoReadingHen,

0:02:57 > 0:03:01Lewis WAS the last person to touch Mr C's computer.

0:03:01 > 0:03:03I think I have a new theory.

0:03:03 > 0:03:07Hey, guys. Sorry my last post was a bit massively terrifying.

0:03:07 > 0:03:08- Argh! - THEY GASP

0:03:08 > 0:03:12But Mr Cunningham's trauma is our gain,

0:03:12 > 0:03:16cos I have a new prime suspect to investigate - Lewis.

0:03:16 > 0:03:18He's the only person who's as mean to me as Kat is

0:03:18 > 0:03:20and a lot of you think it's him as well.

0:03:20 > 0:03:22Including you, Damien.

0:03:22 > 0:03:26You posted, "A very smart deduction to draw from the data."

0:03:26 > 0:03:28Wow, thanks.

0:03:28 > 0:03:31Lewis was fixing Mr Cunningham's computer just before

0:03:31 > 0:03:33the Alice thing popped up. A coincidence?

0:03:33 > 0:03:36I don't believe in coincidences. Am I right, ladies?

0:03:36 > 0:03:38- Mimi!- It's Isla!

0:03:38 > 0:03:41You have to help me, my laptop is possessed.

0:03:41 > 0:03:42OMD, what is that?

0:03:42 > 0:03:46- Oh, no, that's just my mum in a face mask.- Oh.

0:03:46 > 0:03:49- No, I downloaded an anti-curse protector onto it.- A what?

0:03:49 > 0:03:52An anti-curse protector, to stop Alice from haunting my laptop.

0:03:52 > 0:03:56OK, that doesn't sound like anything remotely real.

0:03:56 > 0:03:59Well, it didn't work and now every time I sign into Dixi,

0:03:59 > 0:04:02all I get is creepy pop-ups of scary internet things. Look!

0:04:02 > 0:04:05This vampire in the corner of the screen

0:04:05 > 0:04:07or this mummy all over my pictures.

0:04:07 > 0:04:08Oh, no! That's horrible.

0:04:08 > 0:04:10Hey, what are you doing?

0:04:10 > 0:04:12I'm posting a message on your Dixi.

0:04:12 > 0:04:15"Hey, guys, Isla here. How do you remove an evil curse

0:04:15 > 0:04:17"from your computer?""

0:04:17 > 0:04:20I don't think you can crowdsource anti-curse spells.

0:04:20 > 0:04:23Ash just posted a reply. He's so nice.

0:04:23 > 0:04:25He says...

0:04:34 > 0:04:39"Also feed the mouse some cheese." That's a joke, because...

0:04:39 > 0:04:41- I get it.- He's so funny.

0:04:41 > 0:04:45Funny, yes, but is he the person you go to for tech support?

0:04:45 > 0:04:49Yeah, Ash wouldn't post something unless he thought it would help.

0:04:49 > 0:04:50ISLA SCREAMS

0:04:50 > 0:04:53Oh, no, it's died.

0:04:53 > 0:04:55Alice has killed my laptop.

0:04:55 > 0:04:57Hey, guys. So, just like Eve said,

0:04:57 > 0:05:00the curse is getting inside everyone's head.

0:05:00 > 0:05:03- Hate to say I told you so. - I don't think you do hate that.

0:05:03 > 0:05:05Now Isla's refusing to come on the field trip.

0:05:05 > 0:05:07I'm not going to some cabin in the woods,

0:05:07 > 0:05:09while the ghost of Alice is out there.

0:05:09 > 0:05:11Which is why we're going to prove that there must be

0:05:11 > 0:05:14a rational explanation. Like, I don't know, maybe a virus...

0:05:14 > 0:05:16- ISLA GASPS - Put there by Alice.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18You know what "rational" means, right?

0:05:18 > 0:05:21All I know is, as soon as I did what Ash said to remove the curse,

0:05:21 > 0:05:23Alice raged on my laptop.

0:05:23 > 0:05:26Wait, you actually did what was in that post?

0:05:26 > 0:05:28Ash was obviously messing.

0:05:28 > 0:05:32Please don't tell me you deleted your operating system?

0:05:32 > 0:05:36It's the programme that makes your laptop work.

0:05:36 > 0:05:39So you're saying Ash's post wasn't meant to help?

0:05:39 > 0:05:41- MIMI GASPS - What?

0:05:41 > 0:05:44If Ash's instructions are what crashed your laptop, then...

0:05:44 > 0:05:46ISLA GASPS

0:05:46 > 0:05:47Eve, film this.

0:05:51 > 0:05:54- Hello?- Is it true, are you Alice?

0:05:54 > 0:05:56No, I'm Ash.

0:05:56 > 0:05:58Then why'd you post instructions to remove the curse

0:05:58 > 0:06:02- that really delete... operational systems?- Close enough.

0:06:02 > 0:06:05I didn't. I mean, I did, but I was just trying to help.

0:06:05 > 0:06:07Lewis sent me those instructions,

0:06:07 > 0:06:09but when I did it, my laptop died too.

0:06:09 > 0:06:12Yay! I mean, aw...

0:06:12 > 0:06:16Oh, my days of the dead, I can't believe you lot fell for that.

0:06:16 > 0:06:19Do you even IT? Who doesn't check things on an internet hoaxes site?

0:06:19 > 0:06:22- People put hoaxes on the internet? - LEWIS SIGHS

0:06:22 > 0:06:25I didn't think anyone would actually be stupid enough

0:06:25 > 0:06:29to delete their system files, but, hey, I guess I was wrong.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31And, I hate to break it to you, man,

0:06:31 > 0:06:34but not everything you read on the internet is true.

0:06:34 > 0:06:37OK, so, Lewis is Moloch, the computer demon, but, at least,

0:06:37 > 0:06:39you can be sure that your laptop wasn't crashed

0:06:39 > 0:06:42by a vengeful Alice spirit. We've eliminated that as a possibility.

0:06:42 > 0:06:44It was never a possibility.

0:06:44 > 0:06:47And put Lewis right at the top of the suspect tree,

0:06:47 > 0:06:50but why did Isla's laptop go on a pop-up rampage?

0:06:50 > 0:06:52Cos it was possessed.

0:06:52 > 0:06:53It wasn't the curse or Lewis.

0:06:53 > 0:06:56It posted from one of those computer cleaning apps, right?

0:06:56 > 0:06:58Yeah, I just downloaded it yesterday.

0:06:58 > 0:07:01- Did you check the permissions? - What permissions?

0:07:01 > 0:07:03Let's go with no, she didn't.

0:07:03 > 0:07:05The same thing happened to Syd with his Elf Masters app.

0:07:05 > 0:07:08You think it's free, but if you're connected to the internet,

0:07:08 > 0:07:10it keeps ad spamming you until you upgrade to the premium version.

0:07:10 > 0:07:13Oh, thanks, Chloe, that really helps.

0:07:13 > 0:07:15Does it? Oh, I didn't mean to help.

0:07:15 > 0:07:18I'm just so bored of you going on about that curse.

0:07:18 > 0:07:20I wanted you to shut up.

0:07:20 > 0:07:23Come on, Grace. Next stop.

0:07:23 > 0:07:28There's no ghost in anyone's laptop. No curse and no Alice.

0:07:28 > 0:07:30- GRACE SCREAMS - Grace!

0:07:30 > 0:07:32GASPING

0:07:33 > 0:07:36Poor Grace. I can't believe that just happened.

0:07:36 > 0:07:39Now it's biology field trip time, but not for her.

0:07:39 > 0:07:43She messed up her ankle and can't go. Chloe is devastated.

0:07:45 > 0:07:47Not because Grace hurt herself,

0:07:47 > 0:07:50but because she doesn't have anyone to carry her bags.

0:07:50 > 0:07:52Those are just her shoes.

0:07:52 > 0:07:55Anyway, a lot of people think that Grace is the latest victim of Alice,

0:07:55 > 0:07:58so I'll be continuing my hard-hitting investigation,

0:07:58 > 0:08:00finding out who's behind the curse.

0:08:00 > 0:08:03Lewis fancies himself as a movie maker,

0:08:03 > 0:08:06has he packed special effects stuff to make Alice appear?

0:08:06 > 0:08:10Is Kat bringing a bag of skulls and voodoo dolls?

0:08:10 > 0:08:11What?

0:08:11 > 0:08:13She has unnaturally good hearing!

0:08:13 > 0:08:17I was just wondering what everyone's bringing. I've packed my onesie.

0:08:17 > 0:08:19Zombie apocalypse survival kit.

0:08:19 > 0:08:21Emergency rations, maps, torch.

0:08:21 > 0:08:25Is it worth asking why you have a zombie apocalypse survival kit?

0:08:25 > 0:08:27Is it worth asking why you don't?

0:08:27 > 0:08:29Isla!

0:08:29 > 0:08:30I didn't think you were coming.

0:08:30 > 0:08:33After what happened to Grace, I realised Alice can strike anywhere.

0:08:33 > 0:08:37So, if I'm going to face a cyber ghost, I want to be with my friends.

0:08:37 > 0:08:39- Aw!- Also, my parents had a weekend away planned

0:08:39 > 0:08:43and they said there's no way they're missing it, so they made me come.

0:08:43 > 0:08:44I'm glad.

0:08:44 > 0:08:46You know, because the trip should be a laugh.

0:08:46 > 0:08:50- Yeah, and I love a laugh. - Me too, I'm always laughing.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52BOTH LAUGH

0:08:52 > 0:08:55All right, laughing boy, time to load up.

0:08:57 > 0:08:59Oh, Syd, can I ask you something?

0:08:59 > 0:09:02Not now, I'm on a timed mission!

0:09:02 > 0:09:04Chloe, I got something for you.

0:09:04 > 0:09:07I'll accept the present, but you're still swifted.

0:09:07 > 0:09:09I'm not trying to get back with you.

0:09:09 > 0:09:11I just want you to be safe on the trip.

0:09:11 > 0:09:13So you got me a cheap replica of the amulet of Ra,

0:09:13 > 0:09:14to ward off fire trolls?

0:09:14 > 0:09:18It's limited edition and it protects against all evil spirits!

0:09:18 > 0:09:21I saw Grace post on your Dixi that Alice pushed her down the stairs.

0:09:21 > 0:09:25- Why are you preeing on my Dixi? - Erm... I need to go.

0:09:27 > 0:09:30- Syd, wait!- What?

0:09:30 > 0:09:32Will you do me a favour while we're away?

0:09:32 > 0:09:35Can you find out if there's any connection between Lewis

0:09:35 > 0:09:36and the girl in the Alice photo?

0:09:39 > 0:09:42OK, I'll see what I can dig up.

0:09:42 > 0:09:46Why are the Year 7s here? Can we use them to carry our bags?

0:09:46 > 0:09:50No, Chloe, the Year 7s are not here to serve you.

0:09:50 > 0:09:51There's been a small change of plan.

0:09:51 > 0:09:54A sewer burst at the Palma reserve last night.

0:09:54 > 0:09:55THEY GROAN

0:09:55 > 0:09:58Yes, that's what I thought, but I've been on the phone all morning,

0:09:58 > 0:10:01and managed to find an alternative venue at Hollow Tree Park,

0:10:01 > 0:10:02which is nearer.

0:10:02 > 0:10:05And means that we can share the coach with the Year 7s,

0:10:05 > 0:10:08as their field trip is just the other side of Hollow Tree.

0:10:08 > 0:10:11So, all aboard, nature awaits us.

0:10:11 > 0:10:15Back row for us, little kids up front with the teacher.

0:10:17 > 0:10:18Oh, what now?

0:10:18 > 0:10:22- It's Alice.- How did she message me? I blocked her.

0:10:22 > 0:10:24"I spent years alone..."

0:10:34 > 0:10:37- Zoiks!- She's there! Alice is waiting for us.

0:10:37 > 0:10:40No, someone's just trying to scare us.

0:10:40 > 0:10:42Bring it on, Alice, we're not afraid of you.

0:10:42 > 0:10:46- I am!- And, at Hollow Tree Park, I'm going to find out who you really are.

0:10:50 > 0:10:52Cheer leader bus.

0:10:52 > 0:10:54- ALL:- Ready? OK!

0:10:54 > 0:10:55# Go, go, bus driver, go!

0:10:55 > 0:10:58# We're going to be late cos you're going too slow!

0:10:58 > 0:10:59# Go, go, bus driver, go!

0:10:59 > 0:11:02# We'll get detention No, no, no!

0:11:02 > 0:11:05# Go-o-o, bus driver! #

0:11:05 > 0:11:07THEY CHEER